15-02-2019, 07:41 PM
Update 35
Chalo ankur chalte hai tumhe entry karne ki koi jarurat nahi hai. Mai aur reet wahan se nikal pade maine jitna socha tha ye to usse kahin jyada ho gaya per meri samajh mai ab tak ye baat nahi aayi thi ki khaas dost ka kya matlab hota hai maine socha ki tharkio ko jarur pata hoga isiliye rg se puch ke dekh lunga nahi to nischya bhai ke bahut charche sune hai is field mai.
Ab aage...
Aaj mujhe pata tha ki mere saath kuch bhi bura nahi hoga kyunki aaj ki meri subah ki suruwat ek angel ke saath huwi thi meri khushi ke saath mujhe reh-reh ke uska hasta huwa chehra mere aankho ke samne aa raha tha aur har bar mere chahre pe ek smile aa jati jo shayad reet ne bhi dekh li thi.
Reet- Tum aaj itna khush kaise ho nahi to hamesha to gusse mai hi rehte ho.
Mai- Mai hamesha khush rehta hu chahe mujhe koi kitna bhi dard hi kyu na de-de kyunki mai apni khushiya choti-choti cheezo mai hi talaash leta hu isiliye mere pass khush hone ke jyada aur dhukhi hone ke kam hi wajah hoti hai got it.
Reet ka to jaise muh hi band ho gaya shayad wo meri baat ka matlab samajh gayi phir pure raste hamari koi baat cheet nahi huwi na usne kuch puccha aur na hi mujhe usse baat karne mai koi dilchaspi thi.
College pahunch ke maine priya ko entry gate pe uttar diya aur khud gaddi park kerne ke liye parking mai chala gaya. Wahan lucky pehle se hi mera wait ker raha tha maine usko undekha kerte huwe gaddi park ki aur phir uski taraf chal pada.
Mai- Kaam ho gaya.
Lucky- Ha ye rahi wo list.
Mai- Good aise hi kam kerte rahoge to tum superstar banne se bache rahoge.
Lucky- Plz wo sab mujhe de do mai uske baad bhi tumhara kaam karta rahunga.
Mai- Tumhe de to du per uske baad tum se kaam lene mai maza nahi aayega thik hai bye phir bahut jald milenge tata aur mai wahan se bahar aa gaya aur us list ko sambhal ke apne pass rakh liya mai jaise hi bahar aaya mai kisi se takra gaya maine mundi utha ke dekhi to wo praveen tha hamara hulk.
Mai- Dude kya ho raha hai sab thik to hai na.
Tabhi raj uske peeche se samne aate huwe.
Raj- Praveen bhai ye aap ke bare mai bahut ulta seeda bol raha tha (lagta ha is raj ne mujhe pitwane ka intzaam kiya hai per koi nahi aaj isse bhi bata deta hu ki mai mahan kyu hu).
Mai- Accha to aise baat hai koi nahi per mukabla barabari ka hona chahiye.
Praveen- Mai akele hi ladta hu.
Mai- To thik hai tum jara peeche hato mai bhi apni taiyaari karlu.
Praveen thoda sa peeche ho gaya maine apne astin ke bajuwo ko upper ko mod liya apne bag ko tight kar liya aur phir 1 2 3 aur kisi goli ke raftar se bhaag nikala aur seedhe class mai hi jaake ruka aur ek acche-bacche ki tarah apni seat (ha-ha pata hai ki meri koi seat nahi hai) matlab ki peeche ki seat ki taraf chal pada aur mast khidki ke pass wali seat pe kabja kar liya.
Kuch hi der mai professor naam ke jivit prani ne hamare classroom mai pravesh kiya jise dekh ke mai sochne laga ki ye aisa kyu hai mai apne khayalo mai itna kho gaya ki kab sab bacche kab baith gaye pata hi nahi chala mujhe to tab pata chala jab mere kaano mai kisi fate dhol si awaaj padi. Wo koi aur nahi hamare pujay professer the.
Professor- Hey tum, kya naam hai tumhara.
Mai- Sir ab mai itna bhi mahan nahi hu per phir bhi aap ne puccha hai to sir ankur.
Professor- Tumhe pehle to is class mai nahi dekha.
Mai- Sir isse pehle mai canteen ke dekh rekh kerta tha wo kya hai na ki wahan koi jimmedar aadmi hai hi nahi (kya mast dialogue chipkaya hai ab to professor mujpe fida hi samjho).
Professor- To tumhe aaj bhi yahan aane ki kya jarurat thi wahin rehte.
Mai- Sir aana bhi kaun chahta tha phir socha ki kam se kam apne college ke staff se mel-milap to bada liya jaye isiliye aa gaya.
Professor- Idiot pata nahi kahan-kahan se aa jate hai yahan get out.
(Oh teri itni dialogue bazi sab bekar ab to kuch karna hi padega).
Mai- Ok, sir aap hamare guru hai jo aap kahe wahi sahi hai mai abhi ke abhi yahan se chala jata hu per kya mai ek question pucch sakta hu.
Professor- Puccho.
Mai- Meri aaj ki attendance lag jayegi na.
Wo mujhe aise ghurne laga jaise maine unki beti ka haath mang liya ho.
Mai- Mai samajh gaya sir ki meri lag gayi aaj koi nahi mai kisi aur ki lagata hu aaj aap continue kare mai chala jata hu.
Kasam se aaj solid wali beizzati hote-hote bach gayi per ab mai us raj ko to kisi kimmat pe nahi chodne wala ha kahan he wo sala canteen mai hi hoga. Jaisa ki maine socha tha saala wo canteen mai char raha tha akele-akele maine jate hi uske kanpati pe diya ek pyar se aakhir apna bill bhi to pay kerwana tha usse. [img]/images/smilies/icon10.gif[/img]
Mai- Chal mere liye bhi ek order ker.
Uski to halat kharab ho gayi wo apne ass-pass dekhne laga shayad kisi ko dhund raha tha.
Mai- Order kar raha hai ki mai du.
Raj- Karta hu ruk.
Usne order de diya aur mai khane pe tut pada sari plate saff karne ke baad.
Mai- Chal garden mai chalte hai tere se baat karni hai.
Raj- Yahin kar le na.
Mai- Soch le yahan bheed kuch jyada hi hai garden mai sirf do-char chuma-chatti wale hi honge.
Raj- Wahin chalte hai.
Mai use lekar garden mai aa gaya aur hum aise hi baat karne lage.
Mai- To betaji wo subah kya tha.
Raj- Ek chota sa majak aur kya.
Mai- Chal majak tha to thik tha waise bhi mai mahan hu aur sabhi ki pehli galti maff kar deta hu to teri bhi kardi ye le isme kuch ladkiwo ke naam aur no. hai sab se contact karke meri meting fix kar ek-ek karke kisi ko pata nahi chalna chahiye.
Raj- Tune sach mai mujhe maff kar diya.
Mai- Abe ha tu dost hai mera tujhe to 100 khun maff bas us mai mera khun nahi hona chahiye chal kaam pe lag ja.
Raj- Mai waisa ladka nahi hu.
Mai- To kya gay hai.
Raj- Dheere bol kisi ne sun liya to khamakha meri izzat ka kabada ho jayega.
Mai- To kaam pe lag ja nahi to pure college mai kya pure sahar mai kahin muh dhikhane layak nahi rahega.
Tabhi muje neeche ghass pe kuch gira huwa dikha mai use uthane ke liye jaise hi jhuka rg ka haath mere sir ke upper se ghumta huwa nikala saala mujhe maar raha tha maine bhi moka dekh ke uske bum pe bharpur laat de mari.
Mai- Saale bhul gaya mai mahan hu meri do aankhe peeche bhi hai (asal mai aaj sach mai meri kismat mujpe maharban thi nahi to aaj rg ne mera poppat kar hi diya tha).
Rg- Koi nahi aaj tu jeet gaya to kya kal mera bhi waqt aayega.
Mai- Mujhe pata hai ki har kutte ka ek na ek din jarur aata hai tera bhi aayega per kab ye dekhne wali baat hai.
Rg- Wo chod aaj tu tha kahan kahin dikha hi nahi.
Mai- Beta mai mahan hu aaj maine ek aur mahan kam kiya hai class attend karne gaya tha per professor ne nikal diya yaar koi chahta hi nahi ki hum sudhre.
Note- Abhi mobile mai battery na hone ka kaaran mai itna hi update likh paa raha raha hu mai jald se jald is update ko complete karne ki koshish karunga.
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Chalo ankur chalte hai tumhe entry karne ki koi jarurat nahi hai. Mai aur reet wahan se nikal pade maine jitna socha tha ye to usse kahin jyada ho gaya per meri samajh mai ab tak ye baat nahi aayi thi ki khaas dost ka kya matlab hota hai maine socha ki tharkio ko jarur pata hoga isiliye rg se puch ke dekh lunga nahi to nischya bhai ke bahut charche sune hai is field mai.
Ab aage...
Aaj mujhe pata tha ki mere saath kuch bhi bura nahi hoga kyunki aaj ki meri subah ki suruwat ek angel ke saath huwi thi meri khushi ke saath mujhe reh-reh ke uska hasta huwa chehra mere aankho ke samne aa raha tha aur har bar mere chahre pe ek smile aa jati jo shayad reet ne bhi dekh li thi.
Reet- Tum aaj itna khush kaise ho nahi to hamesha to gusse mai hi rehte ho.
Mai- Mai hamesha khush rehta hu chahe mujhe koi kitna bhi dard hi kyu na de-de kyunki mai apni khushiya choti-choti cheezo mai hi talaash leta hu isiliye mere pass khush hone ke jyada aur dhukhi hone ke kam hi wajah hoti hai got it.
Reet ka to jaise muh hi band ho gaya shayad wo meri baat ka matlab samajh gayi phir pure raste hamari koi baat cheet nahi huwi na usne kuch puccha aur na hi mujhe usse baat karne mai koi dilchaspi thi.
College pahunch ke maine priya ko entry gate pe uttar diya aur khud gaddi park kerne ke liye parking mai chala gaya. Wahan lucky pehle se hi mera wait ker raha tha maine usko undekha kerte huwe gaddi park ki aur phir uski taraf chal pada.
Mai- Kaam ho gaya.
Lucky- Ha ye rahi wo list.
Mai- Good aise hi kam kerte rahoge to tum superstar banne se bache rahoge.
Lucky- Plz wo sab mujhe de do mai uske baad bhi tumhara kaam karta rahunga.
Mai- Tumhe de to du per uske baad tum se kaam lene mai maza nahi aayega thik hai bye phir bahut jald milenge tata aur mai wahan se bahar aa gaya aur us list ko sambhal ke apne pass rakh liya mai jaise hi bahar aaya mai kisi se takra gaya maine mundi utha ke dekhi to wo praveen tha hamara hulk.
Mai- Dude kya ho raha hai sab thik to hai na.
Tabhi raj uske peeche se samne aate huwe.
Raj- Praveen bhai ye aap ke bare mai bahut ulta seeda bol raha tha (lagta ha is raj ne mujhe pitwane ka intzaam kiya hai per koi nahi aaj isse bhi bata deta hu ki mai mahan kyu hu).
Mai- Accha to aise baat hai koi nahi per mukabla barabari ka hona chahiye.
Praveen- Mai akele hi ladta hu.
Mai- To thik hai tum jara peeche hato mai bhi apni taiyaari karlu.
Praveen thoda sa peeche ho gaya maine apne astin ke bajuwo ko upper ko mod liya apne bag ko tight kar liya aur phir 1 2 3 aur kisi goli ke raftar se bhaag nikala aur seedhe class mai hi jaake ruka aur ek acche-bacche ki tarah apni seat (ha-ha pata hai ki meri koi seat nahi hai) matlab ki peeche ki seat ki taraf chal pada aur mast khidki ke pass wali seat pe kabja kar liya.
Kuch hi der mai professor naam ke jivit prani ne hamare classroom mai pravesh kiya jise dekh ke mai sochne laga ki ye aisa kyu hai mai apne khayalo mai itna kho gaya ki kab sab bacche kab baith gaye pata hi nahi chala mujhe to tab pata chala jab mere kaano mai kisi fate dhol si awaaj padi. Wo koi aur nahi hamare pujay professer the.
Professor- Hey tum, kya naam hai tumhara.
Mai- Sir ab mai itna bhi mahan nahi hu per phir bhi aap ne puccha hai to sir ankur.
Professor- Tumhe pehle to is class mai nahi dekha.
Mai- Sir isse pehle mai canteen ke dekh rekh kerta tha wo kya hai na ki wahan koi jimmedar aadmi hai hi nahi (kya mast dialogue chipkaya hai ab to professor mujpe fida hi samjho).
Professor- To tumhe aaj bhi yahan aane ki kya jarurat thi wahin rehte.
Mai- Sir aana bhi kaun chahta tha phir socha ki kam se kam apne college ke staff se mel-milap to bada liya jaye isiliye aa gaya.
Professor- Idiot pata nahi kahan-kahan se aa jate hai yahan get out.
(Oh teri itni dialogue bazi sab bekar ab to kuch karna hi padega).
Mai- Ok, sir aap hamare guru hai jo aap kahe wahi sahi hai mai abhi ke abhi yahan se chala jata hu per kya mai ek question pucch sakta hu.
Professor- Puccho.
Mai- Meri aaj ki attendance lag jayegi na.
Wo mujhe aise ghurne laga jaise maine unki beti ka haath mang liya ho.
Mai- Mai samajh gaya sir ki meri lag gayi aaj koi nahi mai kisi aur ki lagata hu aaj aap continue kare mai chala jata hu.
Kasam se aaj solid wali beizzati hote-hote bach gayi per ab mai us raj ko to kisi kimmat pe nahi chodne wala ha kahan he wo sala canteen mai hi hoga. Jaisa ki maine socha tha saala wo canteen mai char raha tha akele-akele maine jate hi uske kanpati pe diya ek pyar se aakhir apna bill bhi to pay kerwana tha usse. [img]/images/smilies/icon10.gif[/img]
Mai- Chal mere liye bhi ek order ker.
Uski to halat kharab ho gayi wo apne ass-pass dekhne laga shayad kisi ko dhund raha tha.
Mai- Order kar raha hai ki mai du.
Raj- Karta hu ruk.
Usne order de diya aur mai khane pe tut pada sari plate saff karne ke baad.
Mai- Chal garden mai chalte hai tere se baat karni hai.
Raj- Yahin kar le na.
Mai- Soch le yahan bheed kuch jyada hi hai garden mai sirf do-char chuma-chatti wale hi honge.
Raj- Wahin chalte hai.
Mai use lekar garden mai aa gaya aur hum aise hi baat karne lage.
Mai- To betaji wo subah kya tha.
Raj- Ek chota sa majak aur kya.
Mai- Chal majak tha to thik tha waise bhi mai mahan hu aur sabhi ki pehli galti maff kar deta hu to teri bhi kardi ye le isme kuch ladkiwo ke naam aur no. hai sab se contact karke meri meting fix kar ek-ek karke kisi ko pata nahi chalna chahiye.
Raj- Tune sach mai mujhe maff kar diya.
Mai- Abe ha tu dost hai mera tujhe to 100 khun maff bas us mai mera khun nahi hona chahiye chal kaam pe lag ja.
Raj- Mai waisa ladka nahi hu.
Mai- To kya gay hai.
Raj- Dheere bol kisi ne sun liya to khamakha meri izzat ka kabada ho jayega.
Mai- To kaam pe lag ja nahi to pure college mai kya pure sahar mai kahin muh dhikhane layak nahi rahega.
Tabhi muje neeche ghass pe kuch gira huwa dikha mai use uthane ke liye jaise hi jhuka rg ka haath mere sir ke upper se ghumta huwa nikala saala mujhe maar raha tha maine bhi moka dekh ke uske bum pe bharpur laat de mari.
Mai- Saale bhul gaya mai mahan hu meri do aankhe peeche bhi hai (asal mai aaj sach mai meri kismat mujpe maharban thi nahi to aaj rg ne mera poppat kar hi diya tha).
Rg- Koi nahi aaj tu jeet gaya to kya kal mera bhi waqt aayega.
Mai- Mujhe pata hai ki har kutte ka ek na ek din jarur aata hai tera bhi aayega per kab ye dekhne wali baat hai.
Rg- Wo chod aaj tu tha kahan kahin dikha hi nahi.
Mai- Beta mai mahan hu aaj maine ek aur mahan kam kiya hai class attend karne gaya tha per professor ne nikal diya yaar koi chahta hi nahi ki hum sudhre.
Note- Abhi mobile mai battery na hone ka kaaran mai itna hi update likh paa raha raha hu mai jald se jald is update ko complete karne ki koshish karunga.
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