15-02-2019, 07:33 PM
Update 28
Mai- Aap to kamal ki lag rahi hai bahut hi khubsurat mujhe aap ke saath nahi jana aap ko mere saath dekh ke aadhe college ke ladke meri jaan ke dushman ban jayenge.
Komal ne pyar se mere peeth pe do ghusse mar diye.
Komal- Chal ab noutanki band ker aur chal college ke liye mai late ho rahi hu.
Mai- Mai bhi usi college mai padhta hu aur phir hum nikal pade college ke liye.
Ab aage...
Komal- Waise mai itni bhi khubsurat nahi hu.
Mai- To aap merepe line mar rahi hai.
Komal ne meri baat ka jabab mere peeth ko diya aur do char rekh ke diye jabardast wale.
Mai- Mai to majak ker raha tha yar ab to hum friends hai na to ye sab to chalta rehta hai waise ha tum bahut khubsurat ho.
Komal- Lagta hai abhi college ka tour thik se kiya nahi hai tune yahan desh videsh ki khubsurati hai.
Mai- Hogi per jo khubsurti tum mai hai wo her kisi mai kahan.
Komal- Kyu?
Mai- Ab to hamare saath hi ho sab jaan jawogi.
Aise hi hasi majak kerte kerte kab hum college pahunch gaye pata hi nahi chala.
Sab mujhe aise ghur rahe the jaise ki bhoot dekh liya ho maine bhi sab ko ignore kiya aur bike park karke classroom nahi canteen ki taraf chal pada. Meri umeed ke mutabik sala rg aur aryan yahan pe mobile mai bf dekh rahe the sale tharki.
Mai- Tum log yahan padne ke liye aate ho ya bf dekhne ke liye.
Raj- Nahi bhai ye bf nahi dekh raha ek new website aayi hai jis mai kamal ka
concept chal raha hai usi mai register ker rahe hai meri mano to aap bhi kardo.
Mai- Oh, to aap bhi yahin ho iss desh ka kya hoga.
Raj- Kuch kaha kya aapne.
Mai- Nahi la dikha mai dekhta hu ki kya hai ye.
Maine ek dam se rg ke haath se mobile le liya aur dekhne laga tab tak mujhe pata hi nahi chala ki hamre table ke ass pass itni bheed lag gayi thi maine jaise dekha to lagbhag sare student hamare table ke ass pass khade the.
Mai- Ab tum sab ko kya chahiye.
Ladka 1- Bhai link chahiye tha mujhe iss website ka mil hi nahi raha.
Mai- Good sabhi apni-apni mail id mujhe likh ke do sab ko forward kerta hu ek page pe sab ne apni-apni mail id likh ke mujhe de di.
Mai- Good job ab jawo maze karo thodi der mai mil jayega sab ko link aur dekho be sab usi se register kerna.
Sabhi apni garden haa mai hilate huwe waha se jane lage ye to sala mera rob ho gaya iss college mai annu darling ko thanks bolna padega ab nahi to bura maan jayegi aakhir ye sab usi ka kiya dhara hai. [img]/images/smilies/icon10.gif[/img]
Rg- Kaminey kya soch raha hai jaldi ker mera net pack khatam ho raha hai.
Mai- Ha ker raha hu na jab dekho tab rota rehta hai. Maine register karke sab ko link mail ker diya.
Mai- Le aur sun tere ko bhi mail kiya hai usi link se register kariwo nahi to..?
Rg- Nahi to kya haa.
Mai- Nahi to dusri se ker liyo apna kya jata hai aur aryan tune register ker liya.
Aryan- Nahi abhi tak nahi sab fek hai yar ye.
Mai- Sale govt. of India se approval mila huwa ha tum jaise ne hi hum jaise brilliant student ko badnam ker rakha hai chup chap se register ker de nahi to tera to kam ker dunga mai. Tabhi kisi ne peeche se mere kandhe pe haath rekha.
Mai- How r u.
Raj- Bhai who r u bolte hai.
Mai- Tu sale side mai aa tujhe mai english ki coaching deta hu aabe mujhe pata hai kya bolte hai mai ankur mahan hu samjha.
Rg- Ankur ye pravin hai issi ne us din victor ko sabak sikhaya tha.
Mai- Hello bro yaar rmai to tumhara fan ho gaya issi khusi mai aaj party to banti hai Rg ja order le ke aa.
Aryan- Rg mere liye********bas itna hi.
Raj- Rg bhai mere liye******bas.
Mai- Mere liye dono ka total order wo kya hai na aaj kal mai thoda dieting pe hu.
Pravin- Mere liye sirf coffee.
Rg- Salo mujhe order pe order diye ja rahe ho mai kya tumhe waiter dikh raha hu aur bill kya tumhare papaji bharege.
Mai- Yaar ro mat mujhe pata hai kal tere account mai paise aa gaye hai to sale aaj tu hum logo ko ek choti se treat bhi nahi de sakta.
Pravin- Chalo koi nahi aaj ki treat meri tarf se.
Rg- Mere liye******** aur ha kuch peeneke liye bhi.
Mai- Aa gaya na apni aukat pe sala bhukhad kanjus kamina nautankibaaj.
RG- Aur kuch baccha hai.
Mai- Nahi baki ka treat ke baad ja pravin ki help ker. Arayn tujhe kya huwa tu kyu itna khamosh hai.
Raj- Bhai lagta hai kal isne shaturghan sinha ki movie kuch jyada hi dekh li.
Aryan- Yaar mere ghar ke halat kuch thik nahi hai samajh nahi aa raha ki kya karun.
Mai- Mai samaj sakta hu tu tension na le kuch sochte hai yaar mujhe teri baat se yaad aaya mujhe to reet ko pick karne jana tha shit yar ab to kaffi late ho gaya.
Aryan- Koi nahi wo kal bhi nahi aayegi sunne mai aaya hai ki us ki tabiyat kharab hai do char din ke baad hi aayegi wo.
Mai- Chal ye bhi thik hai nahi to meri salary kat jati chal aaj jata hu uske pass dekhta hu jinda he ya mar gayi.
Tabhi hamara order aa gaya aur hum saath janmo ke bhukad ke tarah uspe toot pade aur kuch samay baad wahan sirf khane peene ki chejo ke avshesh hi bacche the. [img]/images/smilies/icon10.gif[/img]
Pravin- Chalo mai chalta hu dosto baad mai milta hu.
Mai- Raj tu aaj yahan kya ker raha hai pehle to tujhe yaha nahi dekha.
Raj- Bhai pehle senior se dar lagta per aab to.
Rg- Tu tension na le mai hu mai sab sambhal lunga.
Aryan- Apni cahddi to bacchti nahi hai aur dusro ki bacchane ki baat kerte ho. Aryan ki baat pe hum sabhi hasne lage.
Rg- Ankur tu to most popular ho gaya yar fb pe 45 ladkiyo ki friend request aayi hai.
Mai- Oh teri, ek min. tere ko mera user id aur password kaise malum.
Rg-[img]/images/smilies/icon10.gif[/img] Wo banayi to maine hi thi na.
Mai- Laa dikha to kaun kaun hai.
RG- Saara A one maal hai ek bhi pat gayi to teri life set hai.
Mai- Chal be chodna I like xossip more then girls.
RG- Ye dailouge kahi suna huwa lagta hai.
Mai- (Agar sale ko pata chal gaya ki ye to gyani bhai ka dialogue hai to ye to muje apne tano se hi mar dega) abe aapne chote se dimag pe jyada jor mat dal aur ye bata ki wo bike kahan hai.
Rg- Kaun si.
Mai- Saale ***** jo tere ko kaha tha ki reet ke ghar pe chod de.
Rg- Oh, wo wali wo parking mai hi hai.
Mai- Saale ek kam nahi hota tere se.
RG- Abe mai to le ke gaya tha par reet ne hi wapas bhej diya ki jo leke gaya tha wahi wapas layega.
Mai- Ab ye kya chakker hai ja keys de mai dekhata hu.
Maine raj ko apne saath liya aur reet ke ghar ki taraf ko nikal gaya bina kuch soche samjhe bina ye jane ki koi mera peecha bhi ker sakta hai.
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Mai- Aap to kamal ki lag rahi hai bahut hi khubsurat mujhe aap ke saath nahi jana aap ko mere saath dekh ke aadhe college ke ladke meri jaan ke dushman ban jayenge.
Komal ne pyar se mere peeth pe do ghusse mar diye.
Komal- Chal ab noutanki band ker aur chal college ke liye mai late ho rahi hu.
Mai- Mai bhi usi college mai padhta hu aur phir hum nikal pade college ke liye.
Ab aage...
Komal- Waise mai itni bhi khubsurat nahi hu.
Mai- To aap merepe line mar rahi hai.
Komal ne meri baat ka jabab mere peeth ko diya aur do char rekh ke diye jabardast wale.
Mai- Mai to majak ker raha tha yar ab to hum friends hai na to ye sab to chalta rehta hai waise ha tum bahut khubsurat ho.
Komal- Lagta hai abhi college ka tour thik se kiya nahi hai tune yahan desh videsh ki khubsurati hai.
Mai- Hogi per jo khubsurti tum mai hai wo her kisi mai kahan.
Komal- Kyu?
Mai- Ab to hamare saath hi ho sab jaan jawogi.
Aise hi hasi majak kerte kerte kab hum college pahunch gaye pata hi nahi chala.
Sab mujhe aise ghur rahe the jaise ki bhoot dekh liya ho maine bhi sab ko ignore kiya aur bike park karke classroom nahi canteen ki taraf chal pada. Meri umeed ke mutabik sala rg aur aryan yahan pe mobile mai bf dekh rahe the sale tharki.
Mai- Tum log yahan padne ke liye aate ho ya bf dekhne ke liye.
Raj- Nahi bhai ye bf nahi dekh raha ek new website aayi hai jis mai kamal ka
concept chal raha hai usi mai register ker rahe hai meri mano to aap bhi kardo.
Mai- Oh, to aap bhi yahin ho iss desh ka kya hoga.
Raj- Kuch kaha kya aapne.
Mai- Nahi la dikha mai dekhta hu ki kya hai ye.
Maine ek dam se rg ke haath se mobile le liya aur dekhne laga tab tak mujhe pata hi nahi chala ki hamre table ke ass pass itni bheed lag gayi thi maine jaise dekha to lagbhag sare student hamare table ke ass pass khade the.
Mai- Ab tum sab ko kya chahiye.
Ladka 1- Bhai link chahiye tha mujhe iss website ka mil hi nahi raha.
Mai- Good sabhi apni-apni mail id mujhe likh ke do sab ko forward kerta hu ek page pe sab ne apni-apni mail id likh ke mujhe de di.
Mai- Good job ab jawo maze karo thodi der mai mil jayega sab ko link aur dekho be sab usi se register kerna.
Sabhi apni garden haa mai hilate huwe waha se jane lage ye to sala mera rob ho gaya iss college mai annu darling ko thanks bolna padega ab nahi to bura maan jayegi aakhir ye sab usi ka kiya dhara hai. [img]/images/smilies/icon10.gif[/img]
Rg- Kaminey kya soch raha hai jaldi ker mera net pack khatam ho raha hai.
Mai- Ha ker raha hu na jab dekho tab rota rehta hai. Maine register karke sab ko link mail ker diya.
Mai- Le aur sun tere ko bhi mail kiya hai usi link se register kariwo nahi to..?
Rg- Nahi to kya haa.
Mai- Nahi to dusri se ker liyo apna kya jata hai aur aryan tune register ker liya.
Aryan- Nahi abhi tak nahi sab fek hai yar ye.
Mai- Sale govt. of India se approval mila huwa ha tum jaise ne hi hum jaise brilliant student ko badnam ker rakha hai chup chap se register ker de nahi to tera to kam ker dunga mai. Tabhi kisi ne peeche se mere kandhe pe haath rekha.
Mai- How r u.
Raj- Bhai who r u bolte hai.
Mai- Tu sale side mai aa tujhe mai english ki coaching deta hu aabe mujhe pata hai kya bolte hai mai ankur mahan hu samjha.
Rg- Ankur ye pravin hai issi ne us din victor ko sabak sikhaya tha.
Mai- Hello bro yaar rmai to tumhara fan ho gaya issi khusi mai aaj party to banti hai Rg ja order le ke aa.
Aryan- Rg mere liye********bas itna hi.
Raj- Rg bhai mere liye******bas.
Mai- Mere liye dono ka total order wo kya hai na aaj kal mai thoda dieting pe hu.
Pravin- Mere liye sirf coffee.
Rg- Salo mujhe order pe order diye ja rahe ho mai kya tumhe waiter dikh raha hu aur bill kya tumhare papaji bharege.
Mai- Yaar ro mat mujhe pata hai kal tere account mai paise aa gaye hai to sale aaj tu hum logo ko ek choti se treat bhi nahi de sakta.
Pravin- Chalo koi nahi aaj ki treat meri tarf se.
Rg- Mere liye******** aur ha kuch peeneke liye bhi.
Mai- Aa gaya na apni aukat pe sala bhukhad kanjus kamina nautankibaaj.
RG- Aur kuch baccha hai.
Mai- Nahi baki ka treat ke baad ja pravin ki help ker. Arayn tujhe kya huwa tu kyu itna khamosh hai.
Raj- Bhai lagta hai kal isne shaturghan sinha ki movie kuch jyada hi dekh li.
Aryan- Yaar mere ghar ke halat kuch thik nahi hai samajh nahi aa raha ki kya karun.
Mai- Mai samaj sakta hu tu tension na le kuch sochte hai yaar mujhe teri baat se yaad aaya mujhe to reet ko pick karne jana tha shit yar ab to kaffi late ho gaya.
Aryan- Koi nahi wo kal bhi nahi aayegi sunne mai aaya hai ki us ki tabiyat kharab hai do char din ke baad hi aayegi wo.
Mai- Chal ye bhi thik hai nahi to meri salary kat jati chal aaj jata hu uske pass dekhta hu jinda he ya mar gayi.
Tabhi hamara order aa gaya aur hum saath janmo ke bhukad ke tarah uspe toot pade aur kuch samay baad wahan sirf khane peene ki chejo ke avshesh hi bacche the. [img]/images/smilies/icon10.gif[/img]
Pravin- Chalo mai chalta hu dosto baad mai milta hu.
Mai- Raj tu aaj yahan kya ker raha hai pehle to tujhe yaha nahi dekha.
Raj- Bhai pehle senior se dar lagta per aab to.
Rg- Tu tension na le mai hu mai sab sambhal lunga.
Aryan- Apni cahddi to bacchti nahi hai aur dusro ki bacchane ki baat kerte ho. Aryan ki baat pe hum sabhi hasne lage.
Rg- Ankur tu to most popular ho gaya yar fb pe 45 ladkiyo ki friend request aayi hai.
Mai- Oh teri, ek min. tere ko mera user id aur password kaise malum.
Rg-[img]/images/smilies/icon10.gif[/img] Wo banayi to maine hi thi na.
Mai- Laa dikha to kaun kaun hai.
RG- Saara A one maal hai ek bhi pat gayi to teri life set hai.
Mai- Chal be chodna I like xossip more then girls.
RG- Ye dailouge kahi suna huwa lagta hai.
Mai- (Agar sale ko pata chal gaya ki ye to gyani bhai ka dialogue hai to ye to muje apne tano se hi mar dega) abe aapne chote se dimag pe jyada jor mat dal aur ye bata ki wo bike kahan hai.
Rg- Kaun si.
Mai- Saale ***** jo tere ko kaha tha ki reet ke ghar pe chod de.
Rg- Oh, wo wali wo parking mai hi hai.
Mai- Saale ek kam nahi hota tere se.
RG- Abe mai to le ke gaya tha par reet ne hi wapas bhej diya ki jo leke gaya tha wahi wapas layega.
Mai- Ab ye kya chakker hai ja keys de mai dekhata hu.
Maine raj ko apne saath liya aur reet ke ghar ki taraf ko nikal gaya bina kuch soche samjhe bina ye jane ki koi mera peecha bhi ker sakta hai.
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