15-02-2019, 07:25 PM
Update 19
Hum dono wahan se ghar ke liye chal pade maine soch liya tha ki muje ghar pe kya bahana kerna hai aur kya nahi kyu ki agar sach mom ya dad ko pata chala to wo muje kabhi bhi ye kam nahi kerne denge.
Ab aage...
Jaise hi mai ghar pahucha to muje gate pe ek lock laga huwa tha aur saath mai hi letter bhi rakha huwa tha.
Maine letter ko padna suru kiya letter me likha tha:-
Sorry beta ki jab tum is letter ko pad rahe hogo to iss ka matlab hai ki mai aur tumhari mom es samay yahan se tumhare nana ke ghar ja chuke honge. Tumhare nana ki ekdam se tabiyat kharab hone ke karan hame urgent mai hi wahan jana pad raha hai. Tumhe hum ne isliye nahi bataya kyu ki hum tumhe pareshan nahi kerna chahte the. Jaise hi un ki tabiyat mai sudhar kota hai hum wapas aa jayege tab tak aapna dhayan rekhna. Jab tak hum nahi aate tab tak laxmi aunty tumhara dhayan rakhengi unko jyada pareshan mat kerna aur ha khana acche se khana raat mai hum waha pahuch ke phone karenge. Tum bilkul bhi pareshan mat hona aur keys laxmi aunty ke pass hi hai.
Thumara pyara dad.
Laxmi aunty hamare pados mai hi rehti thi hamare un se acche sambadh the. Mai chabi lene ke liye un ke ghar pe chala gaya maine doorbell bajayi to gate komal ne khola, wo bahut hi khaternak ladki thi pure mohalle mai sabhi us se darte the dimag to chaha Chaudhary se bhi tej aur khubsurti to barbie doll se bhi jada soft aur beautiful aur cute.
Komal- Are waah aaj to hamare bhag hi khul gaye tum aur yahan.
Mai- Ha di wo mai apne ghar ki keys lene aaya tha please.
Komal- Mom to ghar pe hai nahi aur mera koi irada nahi hai tumhe keys dene ka to kya kare.
Mai- Koi nahi di mai baad mai aata hu.
Komal- Tum mere se itna darte kyun ho.
Mai- Nahi aisa nahi hai.
Komal- Chal ander aa muje kuch baat karni hai tujhse.
Mai na chahte huwe bhi ander chala gaya kyu ki hamare ilake mai ye baat mashur thi ki sab kerna per kabhi komal ko gussa mat kerna nahi to tumhare saath jo hoga wo tum sapne mai bhi nahi soch sakte.
Komal- Baith mai coffie lati hu.
Mai- Rehne do na di muje coffee pene ki jarurat nahi hai.
Komal di muje aise ghurne lagi jaise ki muje kaccha hi kha jayengi.
Mai- Ha muje bhi lagta hai ki mujhe coffee pee hi leni chahiye.
Komal- Good mai le ke aati hu tum tab tak baith ke tv dekho.
Komal di mere liye coffee lene ke liye chali gayi aur mai wahin hall mai baith ke tv pe news dekhne laga jald hi di coffee le ke aa gayi.
Komal- To tumhara college kaise ja raha hai koi problem to nahi hai na.
Mai- Nahi di sab ek dam first class koi problem nahi hai.
Komal- Mai tum se itni bhi badi nahi hu jo tum mujhe di bulate ho please mujhe komal bulawo muje accha lagega.
Mai- Per ye****
Komal- Koi per wer nahi sirf komal ok.
Mai- Ok, jaisa aap thik samjho.
Komal- To uncle aunty kab tak aane wale hai.
Mai- Pata nahi jaise hi nana ki tabiyat mai sudhar hoga wo aa jayenge.
Komal- Tab tak tum yahan hi kyu nahi reh jate mera matlab hai ki ye bhi tumhara apna hi ghar hai.
Mai- Mai yaad rakhunga aab mujhe chalna chahiye coffie ke liye thanks coffie bahut hi shandar thi.
Komal- Ruko mai keys lati hun ye lo aur koi bhi problem ho to a jana hame accha lagega.
Mai- Bilkul.
Mai wahan se nikal ke apne ghar mai chala gaya mom ne khana bana ke mere liye rakha huwa tha. Chalo ye to accha huwa ki mom aur dad yahan nahi hai isse mujhe kisi ko kuch batane ki jarurat nahi hai. Mai abhi apne khayalo mai hi khoya huwa tha ki mera phone bajne laga phone reet ka tha.
Mai- Tumhe mera no. kahan se mila.
Reet- Annu se liya hai kya huwa.
Mai- Kuch nahi batao phone kyu kiya.
Reet- Mai yaad dila rahi thi ki mujhe aaj party mai jana hai to tum time pe aa jana mujhe late nahi hona.
Mai- Mujhe sab yaad hai mai aa jayunga bye.
Maine phone kat diya aur fresh hone chala gaya fresh ho ke mai kuch der tv dekhne laga aur jald hi bor ho gaya maine socha ki chalo kuch der game hi khel liya jaye jaise hi maine aapna phone dekha mere to hosh hi udd gaye 15 miss call aur wo bhi RG ke aab ye mujhe kyun call ker raha hai. Maine RG ko call kiya per us ne call pick nahi kiya mujhe uski fikar hone lagi kaffi sochne ke baad maine aryan ko call kiya.
Aryan- Aur bhai kya ho raha hai.
Mai- Yaar tujhe pata hai RG kahan rehta hai.
Aryan- Ha wahin hostel mai rehta hai college campus mai kyu kya huwa.
Mai-Yaar wo mujhe call ker raha tha aur mai us ki call pick nahi ker paya.
Aryan– To kya huwa chod na use.
Mai- Yaar dost hai wo hamara agar wo kisi pareshani mai hai to hame us ki madad kerni chahiye.
Aryan- Bhai tu issi duniya se hai na kahin koi alien walien to nahi hai na.
Mai- Majak chod aur bata mere saath chalega us ke pass.
Aryan- Koi choice chodi hai tu ne chal college ke pass milte hai.
Mai- Ok, bye.
Mai taiyaar ho ke rg se milne ke liye chal pada.
Update 20
Aryan- Koi choice chodi hai tu ne chal college ke pass milte hai.
Mai- Ok, bye.
Mai taiyaar ho ke rg se milne ke liye chal pada.
Ab aage...
Jab mai college pahuca to waha Aryan pehle hi khada tha muje dekhte hi suru ho gaya Maine aapne kano mai ungli dal ke us ki bate khatam hone ka intzar Karne laga jaise hi us ki nazer k pe padi kaminey ne do rekh ke diye puri peeth dard karne lagi .
Mai-sale mera moka aane de jaan se hi mar dunga tuje.
Aryan-chal chal nautanki chod itne bhi jordar nahi the ghusse.chal chalte hai nahi to entry bhi nahi milegi hostel mai.
Hum waha se hostel mai chale gaye Aryan ne kisi tarah RG ka room no pata kiya aur hum us ka room dhundte huwe pahuch gaye us ke room mai .jab hum us ke room mai pahuche to kisi se phone pe baat ker raha tha.
Mai-janeman kabhi hamara bhi phone utha liya karo.
RG shock .us ki to bolti hi band ho gayi aur aryan ne us Moke ka fayda uthate huwe us ki do char pic le lee .kamal ki comedy pic thi hum dono hi use dekh ke hasne lage .
RG-tum dono yaha kaise.
Mai-kyu mai aapne janeman se Milne nahi aa shakta.
Aryan-chal be chup ker ye meri item hai tu aapne liye koi aur dhund le.
RG-majak band karo aur ye batayo ki yaha kya kerne aaye ho.
Mai-Aryan Maine kha tha na ki meri janeman muje kabhi dhoka nahi de shakti .teri miss call dekhi to socha ki tuje khujli ****** ho rahi ho gi isliye Milne chale aaya aur extra power (Aryan ke tarag ishara kerte huwe) saath laya hu taki tuje koi shikayat na rahe .
Aryan to aapni batisi dikhane lag gaya.
RG-Salo ye hostel hai agar ye baat yaha kisi ne sun lee to mai kisi ko muh dikhane layak nahi rahuga .mere pe taras khao aur aapna ye gutter jaisa muh band rekho.
Rg ki aise baate sun ke hum dono (mai aur Aryan) ek dusre ko dekhne lage aur phir ek dum se hasne lage.
Tabhi peeche se awaj aayi.
Boy-maine to sab sun liya.
RG-mai to gaya aab mere pass aatamhatya ke alawa aur koi rasta nahi baccha.
Mai-hi bro mai Ankur ye Aryan tum se mil ke khusi huwi dil garden garden ho gaya.
Boy-hi mai Pravin .muje bhi utni hi khusi huwi bro mai to kab se tum milna chah raha tha yar per mil nahi paya.
RG-salo pehle ander aawo nahi to muje sach mai aatmhatya kerni hogi aur agar Maine aisa kiya to yaad rekhna salo ek ek ko bhoot ban ke sabak shikhayuga.
Mai-jab jinda insan mera kuch nahi ukhad shakte to bhoot mera kya ukhade ga.
Aryan-meri maa kehti hai ki mere pe mere dada ka saya hai isliye tu muje bhi bhul ja.
Pravin-mai to pehle hi bahut innocent hu to muje tu bhul hi ja.
RG-Ek ek ko dekh lunga muje rokne ke wahaj aapne bachne ke raste bata rahe ho .
Mai-chal ye bata miss call kyu mari.
RG-maine nahi mari galti se lag gayi hogi.
Mai-15 miss call WO bhi galti se .
RG-kabhi kabhi galti badi bhi ho jati hai .
RG ke es dailouge pe hum sabhi aapna pait paked ke hasne lage.hamare alawa koi aur bhi hasne mai hamara saath de raha jab humne dhayan diya to gate pe ek aur ladka khada tha.
RG-teri hi kami thi aa ja sale tu bhi meri gand mar le aa .
Ladka-yar mai to bas yaha se guzar raha tha ki tere kamre se hasne ki aawaj aayi to aa gaya.
RG-sab ko dekh lunga ek ek ko chun chun ke sabak shikhayuga.aur sun Ankur tu aaj party mai nahi jayega.tuje nahi pata tere liye kitni badi planing ki gayi hai .
Mai-muje pata hai .
Aryan-koi muje bhi kuch batayega.
RG-tu phir bhi Jana chahta hai .
Mai-ha pehle socha tha ki aaj sab matter ko close ker dunga per hey re meri kismat mom dad Nana nani ke yaha chale gaye.
RG-to .?
Mai-mai matter ko unhi ke liye close ker raha tha aab jab WO nahi hai to soch raha hu ki thoda sa aapna jalwa bhi dikha du.WO kya hai na ilaka kisi ka bhi ho dhamaka hamara hi hota hai.
RG-tuje muje pe gussa nahi aa raha.
Mai-kyu.?
RG-Ankur dekh baat ko ghuma mat tuje pata hai mai kya bol raha hu.
Mai-to tu sach kyu nahi bata deta ki tune ye sab kyu kiya .muje sirf itna hi pata hai ki muje bhagwan ne insan ko pachane ki anokhi kabiliyat de hai to tu galat nahi ho shakta.
Meri bate sun ke jha aryan ka muh khula ka khula reh gaya wahi RG ke aakho se aashu nikal pade.
RG-sorry yar muje tuje pehle hi bata dena chahiye tha .
Aryan-koi nahi jaldi se bata nahi to pagal ho jayuga .
Mai-koi nahi hum tuje agre ke pagalkhane mai bharti ker aayege.
Pravin-aur suna hai aisa kerne pe inam bhi Milta hai.
Aryan-Salo chup karo nahi to yahi thumari gand fad dunga RG ko bolne do.
RG-tuje to pata hi hoga es hostel mai karib 1200 student hai.
Aryan-to .
RG-College ki koi bhi news choti ho ya badi sab ki khaber yaha hoti hai .agar kisi ladki ne aapne dress code bhi change kiya to yaha us pe ek acchi khasi debait ho jati hai .
Aryan-sale seedhe seedhe point pe aa nahi to teri gand mar lunga WO bhi .
Pravin-bina condom ke .
Aryan-Right tu aapne kam ka banda hai.
RG-tuje to mai baad mai dekhta hu .(pravin ke taraf ishara kerte huwe) to phir college ke first day Jo Ankur ne hungama kiya tha us ke karan WO yaha ke kuch seniors ke nigah mai aa gaya tha aur us din ESE ko le ker acchi khasi debait chali kuch senior ne Ankur ko support kiya to kuch ne Ankur ko sabak shikhane ki baat ki.
Aryan-to.
Pravin-use bolne to de.
Tabhi mera phone bajne laga Maine dekha to call reet ki thi .maine bina call pick kiye hi call kat de.
Mai-RG tu inhe puri story bata mai to chala us maharani ko pick kerne nahi to.
RG-sorry yar mere wahaj se tu itni badi musibat mai fas gaya muje laga baad mai sab thik ker dunga per tune kal sing ker ke sab gud gobar ker diya.
Mai-bhai sing kyu nahi kerta acchi job hai paise bhi thik thak mil rahe hai mai waise bhi part time job ki talash mai tha to ye mere liye kisi sunahre Moke se kam nahi hai.
RG-tuje pata hai party mai kya hone wala hai .
Mai-ha kuch andaja to hai baki party mai dekhte hai chal mai chalta hu party mai milte hai .
RG gale lagte huwe tu tension na le hum hai tere saath ek ek ki gand maar lenge .
Mai waha se Reet ko lene ke liye nikal gaya .
Aryan-chal be jaldi suru ker.
RG-tabhi muje ye pata chala********* aur maine sachayi ke jad tak jane ki sochi aur ye sab kiya.
Aryan-ESki to mai use nahi choduga .
RG-maine kuch socha hai .
Aryan-kya.
RG-hum aakele kuch nahi ker payege isliye Maine Prience bhai ko bhi aapne saath ker liya hai .
Aryan-ye prience kaun hai.
RG-Es hostel ke do sher hai Prience Charles aur Nishya pura hostel un ki baat ko manta hai .prince bhai hame support kerne ko taiyar hai .
Aryan-aur nichya.
Pravin-wo sirf Ankur ke senior student ke baat na manne wali Baat se naraj hai.
RG-Per WO bhi hamare khilaf nahi hai ye acchi news hai.
Aryan-tab to aaj maza aayega.muje nahi pata tha ki hostel mai itna maza hai nahi to PG ki jagah hostel mai hi aata.
Pravin-pehle nahi thi per jab se SPG bhai ki 8smester padi hai tab se ye kamal huwa hai her saal yaha alag se election hote hai sirf hostel mai aur ye baat hostel ke bahar kisi ko nahi pata thume chod ke aab.
Aryan-matlab ki yaha bhi xossip.
RG-yaha to kisi ko aur koi kam nahi hai jitne bhi XB ke online user hote hai us mai se 40% yahi se hote hai.
Chal mai taiyar ho ke aata hu phir chalte hai.
Aryan-Kasam se aab to party ka intzar hai .thank you SPG bhai aap ne agar 8th semester nahi likhi hoti to kasam se aaj bahut padti.
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Update 21
RG- Yaha to kisi ko aur koi kam nahi hai jitne bhi XB ke online user hote hai us mai se 40% yahi se hote hai. Chal mai taiyaar hoke aata hu phir chalte hai.
Aryan- Kasam se ab to party ka intzaar hai. Thank you SPG bhai aapne agar 8th semester nahi likhi hoti to kasam se aaj bahut padti.
Ab aage...
Mai Reet ke card pe jo address likha tha jab wahan pahuncha to security ne mujhe ander nahi jane diya aakhir har mante huwe mujhe wo hi kam kerna pada jo mai nahi kerna chahta tha. Maine reet ko call ker ke bata diya ki mai bahar khada hu aur security mujhe ander nahi aane de rahi. Usne apne intercom se security ko mujhe aane dene ko bol diya. Maine bhi bina kisi baat ka reply kiye phone kat diya.
Reet ka ghar sach mai kaffi bada tha bilkul jaisa hum TV ya filmo mai dekhte hai. Kam se kam 10 ekad mai to hoga hi jis mai se do ekad mai ek hawali numa building bani huwi thi aur kuch duri pe naukaro ke rehne ke liye ghar baki bacchi zameen pe ek swiming pool ek basketball court aur ek sunder sa bagicha tha totally mai bahut impress ho gaya.
Reet- Kya dekh rahe ho kaisa laga mere ghar.
Mai- Bahut accha hai per saff pata chal raha hai ki isse banate huwe last time mai budget ki katoti ki gayi hai.
Reet- Tum kehna ka chahte ho.
Mai- Kuch nahi tum ne meri rai pucchi aur maine bata di.
Reet- Tumhe kya pata ki isse banane mai kitna kharcha huwa hai es building ki har cheez bahar se mangwa ke lagayi gayi hai.
Mai- Wo bhi duplicate kyu.
Reet- Apni bskwas band karo tumhe kaun se cheez yaha pe nakli lag rahi hai.
Mai- For example us panting ko le lo wo ****** ki painting hai per us pe un ka autograph painting ke right side pe hai jabki ye baat sabhi ko pata hai ki wo apna autograph ya to left side mai cross kiya kerte the ya panting ke starting mai ek khas mess ke sath. (wah sala mai to google ban gaya per mujhe ye sab pata kaise chala ye sab sach bhi hai ya aise hi mere khali dimag ki upaj)
Reet- tumhe kaise pata.
Mai- Mai khud un ka bahut bada fan hu mere kamre mai inki bahut ***********.
Reet- Kya.
Mai- Pata nahi mera sir dard ho raha hai ab hame chalna chahiye.
Reet- Thik hai per phir kisi din hum ye baat karege.
(Mujhe aisa kyu lag raha hai ki iss painter ko me janta hu aur abhi abhi mere dimag mai ye kya aaya ki mere kamre mai inn ki bahut se painting hai jabki aisa nahi hai lagta hai doctor ko dikhana padega)
Reet- Chale ab ya abhi bhi us painting ko ghurte rahoge.
Hum wahan se reet ke car ke pass chale gaye reet ne mujhe car ki keys de aur jab mai reet ki car ko unlock kerne laga to.
Reet- Hum us se nahi ja rahe.
Mai- Ok, to kis car se jana hai.
Reet- Hum aaj car se nahi ja rahe.
Mai- Dekho tum mujhe confuse mat karo tum party mai jaa rahi ho ya nahi aur agar ja rahi ho to kis se dekho mujhe sirf car hi chalani aati hai wo bhi pata nahi kaise.
Reet- Hum bike se jayenge.
Mai- Tum pagal ho gayi ho. Mai bike se tumhe nahi le jane wala hamari deal car driver pe huwi thi na ki bike driver pe.
Reet- Soch lo kuch cheeze contract mai nahi likhi jati.
Merta kya na kerta maine ha kerdie. Wo muje aapne saath parking mai le gayi wahan ek new harli****** bike khadi thi jo her us ladke ka sapna hoti hai jo bike chalata hai.
Mai- Awesome bahut hi sexy hai.
Reet- Thanks kam se kam tum ne meri tariff to ki.
Mai- Nahi shayad tumhe koi galatfami ho gayi hai. Maine bike pe comment diya tha mujhe mere birthday pe ye gift milne wali thi.
Reet- Sach mai ye bike iss city mai mushkil se 10 bhi nahi hongi jitni iss ki kimat nahi hai utna kharch isse India mai lane mai lag jata hai.
Mai- Mujhe pata hai. (sala aaj to dimag out of control ho gaya hai sabse pehle doctor ko dikhana padega ki kahi koi chemical locha to nahi hai.) Chalo chalte hai.
Mai jaise hi bike pe baitha ek alag hi feeling aa rahi thi agar mujhe pehle pata hota ki gaddi ki backlight todne se itna khubsurat inam milega to jitni bhi gaddiya college parking mai aati hai sab ke back light tod deta.
Reet- Ab chaloge bhi yaa yahni rehna hai.
Maine bike start ki kya awaj bhi bilkul kisi madhur sangeet ki tarah thi ab mere bardast se bahar tha khud ko rok pana aur ek jordar cheek ke saath hi bike ne harket ki aur hum log nikal pade aapni manjil ki aur.
Reet- Sorry.
Mai- Kis liye chodo jo bhi ho aaj to agar tum mera murder bhi ker do to maff.
Reet- (Sorry tum acche ladke lagte ho pata nahi kyu per tum pe vishwash kerne ko dil kerta hai per shayad aaj ke baad tum muje se naftat kerne lagoge.)
Hum jald hi college ground pe pahunch gaye jahan party ka aayojan kiya gaya tha.(Sala ye paisa bhi badi kaminey cheez hai college ka ground hi salo ne de diya party ke liye jo na numkin tha.)
Reet- Kya dekh rahe ho.
Mai- Yahi ki paisa aur power kis tarah niyamo ki dhajiya udate hai.
Reet- Maine lee hai permission party ke liye yahan.
Mai- Mujhe koi fark nahi padta tum chalo mai bike ko park ker ke aata hu.
Reet party mai chali gayi aur mai bike ko park kerne ke liye parking area mai. Bike ko park ker ke mai jaise hi palta pata nahi mere dimag mai kya aaya maine wapas mud ke bike ko ek kiss ker li kiss ke chaker mai mere hote jalte jalte bacche.
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Hum dono wahan se ghar ke liye chal pade maine soch liya tha ki muje ghar pe kya bahana kerna hai aur kya nahi kyu ki agar sach mom ya dad ko pata chala to wo muje kabhi bhi ye kam nahi kerne denge.
Ab aage...
Jaise hi mai ghar pahucha to muje gate pe ek lock laga huwa tha aur saath mai hi letter bhi rakha huwa tha.
Maine letter ko padna suru kiya letter me likha tha:-
Sorry beta ki jab tum is letter ko pad rahe hogo to iss ka matlab hai ki mai aur tumhari mom es samay yahan se tumhare nana ke ghar ja chuke honge. Tumhare nana ki ekdam se tabiyat kharab hone ke karan hame urgent mai hi wahan jana pad raha hai. Tumhe hum ne isliye nahi bataya kyu ki hum tumhe pareshan nahi kerna chahte the. Jaise hi un ki tabiyat mai sudhar kota hai hum wapas aa jayege tab tak aapna dhayan rekhna. Jab tak hum nahi aate tab tak laxmi aunty tumhara dhayan rakhengi unko jyada pareshan mat kerna aur ha khana acche se khana raat mai hum waha pahuch ke phone karenge. Tum bilkul bhi pareshan mat hona aur keys laxmi aunty ke pass hi hai.
Thumara pyara dad.
Laxmi aunty hamare pados mai hi rehti thi hamare un se acche sambadh the. Mai chabi lene ke liye un ke ghar pe chala gaya maine doorbell bajayi to gate komal ne khola, wo bahut hi khaternak ladki thi pure mohalle mai sabhi us se darte the dimag to chaha Chaudhary se bhi tej aur khubsurti to barbie doll se bhi jada soft aur beautiful aur cute.
Komal- Are waah aaj to hamare bhag hi khul gaye tum aur yahan.
Mai- Ha di wo mai apne ghar ki keys lene aaya tha please.
Komal- Mom to ghar pe hai nahi aur mera koi irada nahi hai tumhe keys dene ka to kya kare.
Mai- Koi nahi di mai baad mai aata hu.
Komal- Tum mere se itna darte kyun ho.
Mai- Nahi aisa nahi hai.
Komal- Chal ander aa muje kuch baat karni hai tujhse.
Mai na chahte huwe bhi ander chala gaya kyu ki hamare ilake mai ye baat mashur thi ki sab kerna per kabhi komal ko gussa mat kerna nahi to tumhare saath jo hoga wo tum sapne mai bhi nahi soch sakte.
Komal- Baith mai coffie lati hu.
Mai- Rehne do na di muje coffee pene ki jarurat nahi hai.
Komal di muje aise ghurne lagi jaise ki muje kaccha hi kha jayengi.
Mai- Ha muje bhi lagta hai ki mujhe coffee pee hi leni chahiye.
Komal- Good mai le ke aati hu tum tab tak baith ke tv dekho.
Komal di mere liye coffee lene ke liye chali gayi aur mai wahin hall mai baith ke tv pe news dekhne laga jald hi di coffee le ke aa gayi.
Komal- To tumhara college kaise ja raha hai koi problem to nahi hai na.
Mai- Nahi di sab ek dam first class koi problem nahi hai.
Komal- Mai tum se itni bhi badi nahi hu jo tum mujhe di bulate ho please mujhe komal bulawo muje accha lagega.
Mai- Per ye****
Komal- Koi per wer nahi sirf komal ok.
Mai- Ok, jaisa aap thik samjho.
Komal- To uncle aunty kab tak aane wale hai.
Mai- Pata nahi jaise hi nana ki tabiyat mai sudhar hoga wo aa jayenge.
Komal- Tab tak tum yahan hi kyu nahi reh jate mera matlab hai ki ye bhi tumhara apna hi ghar hai.
Mai- Mai yaad rakhunga aab mujhe chalna chahiye coffie ke liye thanks coffie bahut hi shandar thi.
Komal- Ruko mai keys lati hun ye lo aur koi bhi problem ho to a jana hame accha lagega.
Mai- Bilkul.
Mai wahan se nikal ke apne ghar mai chala gaya mom ne khana bana ke mere liye rakha huwa tha. Chalo ye to accha huwa ki mom aur dad yahan nahi hai isse mujhe kisi ko kuch batane ki jarurat nahi hai. Mai abhi apne khayalo mai hi khoya huwa tha ki mera phone bajne laga phone reet ka tha.
Mai- Tumhe mera no. kahan se mila.
Reet- Annu se liya hai kya huwa.
Mai- Kuch nahi batao phone kyu kiya.
Reet- Mai yaad dila rahi thi ki mujhe aaj party mai jana hai to tum time pe aa jana mujhe late nahi hona.
Mai- Mujhe sab yaad hai mai aa jayunga bye.
Maine phone kat diya aur fresh hone chala gaya fresh ho ke mai kuch der tv dekhne laga aur jald hi bor ho gaya maine socha ki chalo kuch der game hi khel liya jaye jaise hi maine aapna phone dekha mere to hosh hi udd gaye 15 miss call aur wo bhi RG ke aab ye mujhe kyun call ker raha hai. Maine RG ko call kiya per us ne call pick nahi kiya mujhe uski fikar hone lagi kaffi sochne ke baad maine aryan ko call kiya.
Aryan- Aur bhai kya ho raha hai.
Mai- Yaar tujhe pata hai RG kahan rehta hai.
Aryan- Ha wahin hostel mai rehta hai college campus mai kyu kya huwa.
Mai-Yaar wo mujhe call ker raha tha aur mai us ki call pick nahi ker paya.
Aryan– To kya huwa chod na use.
Mai- Yaar dost hai wo hamara agar wo kisi pareshani mai hai to hame us ki madad kerni chahiye.
Aryan- Bhai tu issi duniya se hai na kahin koi alien walien to nahi hai na.
Mai- Majak chod aur bata mere saath chalega us ke pass.
Aryan- Koi choice chodi hai tu ne chal college ke pass milte hai.
Mai- Ok, bye.
Mai taiyaar ho ke rg se milne ke liye chal pada.
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Aryan- Koi choice chodi hai tu ne chal college ke pass milte hai.
Mai- Ok, bye.
Mai taiyaar ho ke rg se milne ke liye chal pada.
Ab aage...
Jab mai college pahuca to waha Aryan pehle hi khada tha muje dekhte hi suru ho gaya Maine aapne kano mai ungli dal ke us ki bate khatam hone ka intzar Karne laga jaise hi us ki nazer k pe padi kaminey ne do rekh ke diye puri peeth dard karne lagi .
Mai-sale mera moka aane de jaan se hi mar dunga tuje.
Aryan-chal chal nautanki chod itne bhi jordar nahi the ghusse.chal chalte hai nahi to entry bhi nahi milegi hostel mai.
Hum waha se hostel mai chale gaye Aryan ne kisi tarah RG ka room no pata kiya aur hum us ka room dhundte huwe pahuch gaye us ke room mai .jab hum us ke room mai pahuche to kisi se phone pe baat ker raha tha.
Mai-janeman kabhi hamara bhi phone utha liya karo.
RG shock .us ki to bolti hi band ho gayi aur aryan ne us Moke ka fayda uthate huwe us ki do char pic le lee .kamal ki comedy pic thi hum dono hi use dekh ke hasne lage .
RG-tum dono yaha kaise.
Mai-kyu mai aapne janeman se Milne nahi aa shakta.
Aryan-chal be chup ker ye meri item hai tu aapne liye koi aur dhund le.
RG-majak band karo aur ye batayo ki yaha kya kerne aaye ho.
Mai-Aryan Maine kha tha na ki meri janeman muje kabhi dhoka nahi de shakti .teri miss call dekhi to socha ki tuje khujli ****** ho rahi ho gi isliye Milne chale aaya aur extra power (Aryan ke tarag ishara kerte huwe) saath laya hu taki tuje koi shikayat na rahe .
Aryan to aapni batisi dikhane lag gaya.
RG-Salo ye hostel hai agar ye baat yaha kisi ne sun lee to mai kisi ko muh dikhane layak nahi rahuga .mere pe taras khao aur aapna ye gutter jaisa muh band rekho.
Rg ki aise baate sun ke hum dono (mai aur Aryan) ek dusre ko dekhne lage aur phir ek dum se hasne lage.
Tabhi peeche se awaj aayi.
Boy-maine to sab sun liya.
RG-mai to gaya aab mere pass aatamhatya ke alawa aur koi rasta nahi baccha.
Mai-hi bro mai Ankur ye Aryan tum se mil ke khusi huwi dil garden garden ho gaya.
Boy-hi mai Pravin .muje bhi utni hi khusi huwi bro mai to kab se tum milna chah raha tha yar per mil nahi paya.
RG-salo pehle ander aawo nahi to muje sach mai aatmhatya kerni hogi aur agar Maine aisa kiya to yaad rekhna salo ek ek ko bhoot ban ke sabak shikhayuga.
Mai-jab jinda insan mera kuch nahi ukhad shakte to bhoot mera kya ukhade ga.
Aryan-meri maa kehti hai ki mere pe mere dada ka saya hai isliye tu muje bhi bhul ja.
Pravin-mai to pehle hi bahut innocent hu to muje tu bhul hi ja.
RG-Ek ek ko dekh lunga muje rokne ke wahaj aapne bachne ke raste bata rahe ho .
Mai-chal ye bata miss call kyu mari.
RG-maine nahi mari galti se lag gayi hogi.
Mai-15 miss call WO bhi galti se .
RG-kabhi kabhi galti badi bhi ho jati hai .
RG ke es dailouge pe hum sabhi aapna pait paked ke hasne lage.hamare alawa koi aur bhi hasne mai hamara saath de raha jab humne dhayan diya to gate pe ek aur ladka khada tha.
RG-teri hi kami thi aa ja sale tu bhi meri gand mar le aa .
Ladka-yar mai to bas yaha se guzar raha tha ki tere kamre se hasne ki aawaj aayi to aa gaya.
RG-sab ko dekh lunga ek ek ko chun chun ke sabak shikhayuga.aur sun Ankur tu aaj party mai nahi jayega.tuje nahi pata tere liye kitni badi planing ki gayi hai .
Mai-muje pata hai .
Aryan-koi muje bhi kuch batayega.
RG-tu phir bhi Jana chahta hai .
Mai-ha pehle socha tha ki aaj sab matter ko close ker dunga per hey re meri kismat mom dad Nana nani ke yaha chale gaye.
RG-to .?
Mai-mai matter ko unhi ke liye close ker raha tha aab jab WO nahi hai to soch raha hu ki thoda sa aapna jalwa bhi dikha du.WO kya hai na ilaka kisi ka bhi ho dhamaka hamara hi hota hai.
RG-tuje muje pe gussa nahi aa raha.
Mai-kyu.?
RG-Ankur dekh baat ko ghuma mat tuje pata hai mai kya bol raha hu.
Mai-to tu sach kyu nahi bata deta ki tune ye sab kyu kiya .muje sirf itna hi pata hai ki muje bhagwan ne insan ko pachane ki anokhi kabiliyat de hai to tu galat nahi ho shakta.
Meri bate sun ke jha aryan ka muh khula ka khula reh gaya wahi RG ke aakho se aashu nikal pade.
RG-sorry yar muje tuje pehle hi bata dena chahiye tha .
Aryan-koi nahi jaldi se bata nahi to pagal ho jayuga .
Mai-koi nahi hum tuje agre ke pagalkhane mai bharti ker aayege.
Pravin-aur suna hai aisa kerne pe inam bhi Milta hai.
Aryan-Salo chup karo nahi to yahi thumari gand fad dunga RG ko bolne do.
RG-tuje to pata hi hoga es hostel mai karib 1200 student hai.
Aryan-to .
RG-College ki koi bhi news choti ho ya badi sab ki khaber yaha hoti hai .agar kisi ladki ne aapne dress code bhi change kiya to yaha us pe ek acchi khasi debait ho jati hai .
Aryan-sale seedhe seedhe point pe aa nahi to teri gand mar lunga WO bhi .
Pravin-bina condom ke .
Aryan-Right tu aapne kam ka banda hai.
RG-tuje to mai baad mai dekhta hu .(pravin ke taraf ishara kerte huwe) to phir college ke first day Jo Ankur ne hungama kiya tha us ke karan WO yaha ke kuch seniors ke nigah mai aa gaya tha aur us din ESE ko le ker acchi khasi debait chali kuch senior ne Ankur ko support kiya to kuch ne Ankur ko sabak shikhane ki baat ki.
Aryan-to.
Pravin-use bolne to de.
Tabhi mera phone bajne laga Maine dekha to call reet ki thi .maine bina call pick kiye hi call kat de.
Mai-RG tu inhe puri story bata mai to chala us maharani ko pick kerne nahi to.
RG-sorry yar mere wahaj se tu itni badi musibat mai fas gaya muje laga baad mai sab thik ker dunga per tune kal sing ker ke sab gud gobar ker diya.
Mai-bhai sing kyu nahi kerta acchi job hai paise bhi thik thak mil rahe hai mai waise bhi part time job ki talash mai tha to ye mere liye kisi sunahre Moke se kam nahi hai.
RG-tuje pata hai party mai kya hone wala hai .
Mai-ha kuch andaja to hai baki party mai dekhte hai chal mai chalta hu party mai milte hai .
RG gale lagte huwe tu tension na le hum hai tere saath ek ek ki gand maar lenge .
Mai waha se Reet ko lene ke liye nikal gaya .
Aryan-chal be jaldi suru ker.
RG-tabhi muje ye pata chala********* aur maine sachayi ke jad tak jane ki sochi aur ye sab kiya.
Aryan-ESki to mai use nahi choduga .
RG-maine kuch socha hai .
Aryan-kya.
RG-hum aakele kuch nahi ker payege isliye Maine Prience bhai ko bhi aapne saath ker liya hai .
Aryan-ye prience kaun hai.
RG-Es hostel ke do sher hai Prience Charles aur Nishya pura hostel un ki baat ko manta hai .prince bhai hame support kerne ko taiyar hai .
Aryan-aur nichya.
Pravin-wo sirf Ankur ke senior student ke baat na manne wali Baat se naraj hai.
RG-Per WO bhi hamare khilaf nahi hai ye acchi news hai.
Aryan-tab to aaj maza aayega.muje nahi pata tha ki hostel mai itna maza hai nahi to PG ki jagah hostel mai hi aata.
Pravin-pehle nahi thi per jab se SPG bhai ki 8smester padi hai tab se ye kamal huwa hai her saal yaha alag se election hote hai sirf hostel mai aur ye baat hostel ke bahar kisi ko nahi pata thume chod ke aab.
Aryan-matlab ki yaha bhi xossip.
RG-yaha to kisi ko aur koi kam nahi hai jitne bhi XB ke online user hote hai us mai se 40% yahi se hote hai.
Chal mai taiyar ho ke aata hu phir chalte hai.
Aryan-Kasam se aab to party ka intzar hai .thank you SPG bhai aap ne agar 8th semester nahi likhi hoti to kasam se aaj bahut padti.
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Update 21
RG- Yaha to kisi ko aur koi kam nahi hai jitne bhi XB ke online user hote hai us mai se 40% yahi se hote hai. Chal mai taiyaar hoke aata hu phir chalte hai.
Aryan- Kasam se ab to party ka intzaar hai. Thank you SPG bhai aapne agar 8th semester nahi likhi hoti to kasam se aaj bahut padti.
Ab aage...
Mai Reet ke card pe jo address likha tha jab wahan pahuncha to security ne mujhe ander nahi jane diya aakhir har mante huwe mujhe wo hi kam kerna pada jo mai nahi kerna chahta tha. Maine reet ko call ker ke bata diya ki mai bahar khada hu aur security mujhe ander nahi aane de rahi. Usne apne intercom se security ko mujhe aane dene ko bol diya. Maine bhi bina kisi baat ka reply kiye phone kat diya.
Reet ka ghar sach mai kaffi bada tha bilkul jaisa hum TV ya filmo mai dekhte hai. Kam se kam 10 ekad mai to hoga hi jis mai se do ekad mai ek hawali numa building bani huwi thi aur kuch duri pe naukaro ke rehne ke liye ghar baki bacchi zameen pe ek swiming pool ek basketball court aur ek sunder sa bagicha tha totally mai bahut impress ho gaya.
Reet- Kya dekh rahe ho kaisa laga mere ghar.
Mai- Bahut accha hai per saff pata chal raha hai ki isse banate huwe last time mai budget ki katoti ki gayi hai.
Reet- Tum kehna ka chahte ho.
Mai- Kuch nahi tum ne meri rai pucchi aur maine bata di.
Reet- Tumhe kya pata ki isse banane mai kitna kharcha huwa hai es building ki har cheez bahar se mangwa ke lagayi gayi hai.
Mai- Wo bhi duplicate kyu.
Reet- Apni bskwas band karo tumhe kaun se cheez yaha pe nakli lag rahi hai.
Mai- For example us panting ko le lo wo ****** ki painting hai per us pe un ka autograph painting ke right side pe hai jabki ye baat sabhi ko pata hai ki wo apna autograph ya to left side mai cross kiya kerte the ya panting ke starting mai ek khas mess ke sath. (wah sala mai to google ban gaya per mujhe ye sab pata kaise chala ye sab sach bhi hai ya aise hi mere khali dimag ki upaj)
Reet- tumhe kaise pata.
Mai- Mai khud un ka bahut bada fan hu mere kamre mai inki bahut ***********.
Reet- Kya.
Mai- Pata nahi mera sir dard ho raha hai ab hame chalna chahiye.
Reet- Thik hai per phir kisi din hum ye baat karege.
(Mujhe aisa kyu lag raha hai ki iss painter ko me janta hu aur abhi abhi mere dimag mai ye kya aaya ki mere kamre mai inn ki bahut se painting hai jabki aisa nahi hai lagta hai doctor ko dikhana padega)
Reet- Chale ab ya abhi bhi us painting ko ghurte rahoge.
Hum wahan se reet ke car ke pass chale gaye reet ne mujhe car ki keys de aur jab mai reet ki car ko unlock kerne laga to.
Reet- Hum us se nahi ja rahe.
Mai- Ok, to kis car se jana hai.
Reet- Hum aaj car se nahi ja rahe.
Mai- Dekho tum mujhe confuse mat karo tum party mai jaa rahi ho ya nahi aur agar ja rahi ho to kis se dekho mujhe sirf car hi chalani aati hai wo bhi pata nahi kaise.
Reet- Hum bike se jayenge.
Mai- Tum pagal ho gayi ho. Mai bike se tumhe nahi le jane wala hamari deal car driver pe huwi thi na ki bike driver pe.
Reet- Soch lo kuch cheeze contract mai nahi likhi jati.
Merta kya na kerta maine ha kerdie. Wo muje aapne saath parking mai le gayi wahan ek new harli****** bike khadi thi jo her us ladke ka sapna hoti hai jo bike chalata hai.
Mai- Awesome bahut hi sexy hai.
Reet- Thanks kam se kam tum ne meri tariff to ki.
Mai- Nahi shayad tumhe koi galatfami ho gayi hai. Maine bike pe comment diya tha mujhe mere birthday pe ye gift milne wali thi.
Reet- Sach mai ye bike iss city mai mushkil se 10 bhi nahi hongi jitni iss ki kimat nahi hai utna kharch isse India mai lane mai lag jata hai.
Mai- Mujhe pata hai. (sala aaj to dimag out of control ho gaya hai sabse pehle doctor ko dikhana padega ki kahi koi chemical locha to nahi hai.) Chalo chalte hai.
Mai jaise hi bike pe baitha ek alag hi feeling aa rahi thi agar mujhe pehle pata hota ki gaddi ki backlight todne se itna khubsurat inam milega to jitni bhi gaddiya college parking mai aati hai sab ke back light tod deta.
Reet- Ab chaloge bhi yaa yahni rehna hai.
Maine bike start ki kya awaj bhi bilkul kisi madhur sangeet ki tarah thi ab mere bardast se bahar tha khud ko rok pana aur ek jordar cheek ke saath hi bike ne harket ki aur hum log nikal pade aapni manjil ki aur.
Reet- Sorry.
Mai- Kis liye chodo jo bhi ho aaj to agar tum mera murder bhi ker do to maff.
Reet- (Sorry tum acche ladke lagte ho pata nahi kyu per tum pe vishwash kerne ko dil kerta hai per shayad aaj ke baad tum muje se naftat kerne lagoge.)
Hum jald hi college ground pe pahunch gaye jahan party ka aayojan kiya gaya tha.(Sala ye paisa bhi badi kaminey cheez hai college ka ground hi salo ne de diya party ke liye jo na numkin tha.)
Reet- Kya dekh rahe ho.
Mai- Yahi ki paisa aur power kis tarah niyamo ki dhajiya udate hai.
Reet- Maine lee hai permission party ke liye yahan.
Mai- Mujhe koi fark nahi padta tum chalo mai bike ko park ker ke aata hu.
Reet party mai chali gayi aur mai bike ko park kerne ke liye parking area mai. Bike ko park ker ke mai jaise hi palta pata nahi mere dimag mai kya aaya maine wapas mud ke bike ko ek kiss ker li kiss ke chaker mai mere hote jalte jalte bacche.
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