15-02-2019, 05:23 PM
Update 13
Victor- Mai nahi koi aur ek aisa jis mai sirf gurur aur ghamand hi bhara pada hai hame bas use iske samne karna hai bas baki ka kam aapne aap ho jayega.
Ab aage...
College ka first day tha to pura time intro mai hi nikal gaya. Break time me hum dono(gaurav aur ankur) ne canteen pe dhawa bol diya.
Gaurav- To subah kya gul khila raha tha.
Mai- Kuch khas nahi bas intro ker raha tha.
Gaurav- Par jo bhi ho tere intro se bahuto ka bhala ho gaya.
Mai- Wo kaise.
Gaurav- Samaj ja victor iss college ke trusti ka bhatija hai aur baap yaha ka MLA isliye koi kuch kehta nahi hai use yahan.
Mai- Chod na jo ho gaya use bhool ja.
Gaurav- Ye teri galti hai wo aise manne wala nahi hai tune us ke ego ko hurt kiya hai.
Hum abhi baat hi ker rahe the ki hum se kuch duri pe kuch ladke ek ladki ko pareshan ker rahe the ragging ke naam pe maine bahut koshish ki ignore kerne ki par jab ko ladki rone lagi to mere se control nahi huwa.
Mau- Hi neha mai kab se tumhe dhund raha hu aur tum yaha ho yaar kamal kerti ho aawo mai tumhe kisi se milata hu.
Mai use waha se chalne ko bolne laga ki tabhi wahan khade ek ladke ne mera hath paked liya.
Ladka- Kya be khud ko hero samajta hai ya filme bahut dekhta hai jo yahan aane ki galti kardi.
Gaurav- Beta galti tune kardi haath chod de us ka nahi to aaj tu dusra hoga jo jamin chat raha hoga.
Ladka- Yaro lagta hai inhe sabak shikhana hi padega ki senior se kaise baat kerte hai.
Gaurav- Chal bhai ankur taiyaar ho ja kal ki news headline mai hum hi aane wale hai subah victor aur aab ek aur bade baap ki aulad(aur sala natunki aapne hato ki bazu ko upper kerne laga). Victor ka naam sun ke us ladke ne mera hath chod diya.
Ladka- Lagta hai abhi tera time accha chal raha hai per bahut jald hum dobara milenge tab yakin maan tera waqt bilkul bhi accha nahi hoga.
Mai- Intzaar rahega us waqt ka.
Aur wo mujhe aur gaurav ko ghurte huwe wahan se chale gaye. Mai to miss rondu ab kya vichar hai aapke yahi baithna hai ya aap hame joine ker rahi hai.
Ladki- Mera naam neha nahi hai.
Mai- Mujhe pata hai wo to mai bas koi jhagda ya hungama nahi chahta tha isliye ek try ki aur dekho kam ban gaya.
Ladki- Thanks mera naam Annu hai new admission.
Gaurav- Mai gaurav hu pyar se aap muje RG bol shakti hai aapne dekha na maine kaise unhe bhaga diya.
Us ki baat sun ke wo bhi hasne lagi.
Mai- Waise galti tumhari hai agar tumne un mai se ek ko bhi sabak shikhaya hota to un ki itni himmat nahi hoti.
Annu- Wo mai dar gayi thi nahi to ***.
Gaurav- Hame pata hai nahi to do char lashe to padi hi hoti yaha per.
Annu- So funny waise aapne apna naam nahi bataya.
Mai- Bss kabhi aapna naam nahi batata us ke liye hamare chaprasi se milo (Gaurav ki taraf ishara kerte huwe).
RG- Ye anku**** ek min. kaminey tune mujhe apna chaprasi bana diya ruk tere ko abhi batata hu ki ye chaprasi kya ker sakta hai (RG ne pani ko bottle utha le aur meri taraf badne laga per mai bhi taiyar tha jaise hi WO mere pe pani dalne ke liye aaye aaya Maine ek jhatke se bottle cheen se aur us pe pani dalne laga use to jaise vishwash hi nahi huwa ki ye bhi ho shakta hai aur WO wahi but ban ke khada ho gaya .)
Maine moke ka fayda uthane ki sochi aur us pe pani dalne ke liye aage huwa ki WO waha se nikal gaya aab hamara chuhe billi ka khel suru ho gaya WO aage mai us ke peeche canteen mai jitne bhi student aur staff tha sabhi hamare es complication ko enjoy kerne lage had to tab ho gayi jab ek ladke ke utah ke commentary kerni start ker de .kuch student muje aur kuch RG ko cheer kerne lage.
Hamari bhag daud chalu rahi maine moka dekh ker RG ko isara kiya ki kyu na ESE bhi sabak shikaya jaye.
RG ko jaise mere pucchne ka hi intzar tha aab RG ne aapni Gadi ka rukh us ladke ke taraf kr diya aur wo ladka kuch samaj pata us se pehle hi RG ne use paked liya aur maine puri bottle us pe khali ker de.
Aab hasne ke bari hamari thi pehle to WO hame kuch der tak Angry look deta raha phir WO bhi hamare saaath hi samil ho gaya.
Mai-yaar bahut hi interesting bande ho .
Ladka-to dosti karoge mere se.
RG-ye wala department mere pass hai pehle mere ek sawal ka jabab de .
Ladka-ha puccho.
RG-College kya karne aaya hai.
Ladka-Ladkiya tadne.
RG-pass tu aaj se hamara dost .aapna naam to bata .
Ladka-Aryan.
RG-ye Ankur hai aur mai RG.
Aryan koi muje inse bhi intro karwawo.
Mai-ye hai Annu new admission aur annu ye hai Aryan baki abhi tum ne dekh hi liya hoga.
Annu-hi Aryan .
Aryan-Annu tum bahut beautyful¶ khubsurat ho.
Mai-chal be band ker line marna waise bhi ye ja rahi hai yaha se agar try kerna hi hai to bad mai try kariwo .
Annu-per kyu muje bhi aapne group mai samil ker lo.
RG-us ke liye thume meri GF banna hoga.
Annu-muh tod dungi dobara bola to .
Mai-ye huwi na baat aab tum hamare group mai samil ho shakti ho.
RG-maine to pakka aur tikawu rasta dikhaya tha .
Aryan-chalo chodo ye baat kya khaoge aaj ki treat mere taraf se .
RG-aaj se tu mera best friend chal mere liye ek masala dhosa ek plate frie rice ek okate ****
Mai-bhai us ne treat ke liye bola tha na ki baccha huwa khanna pack kr ke le jane ko .
Meri es baat pe hum sabhi hasne lage ESE tarah hasi majak mai hamara first day nikal gaya hum sab ne ek dusre ke no exchange kiye aur ghar ke liye nikal pade.mai abhi parking ki taraf ja hi raha tha ki dad ka phone aa gaya mai dad se baat kerne laga ki tabhi mere samne ek Audi aa ke ruki .
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Update 14
mai abhi ye soch hi raha tha ki kaun hai ki tabhi Audi ka driving seat ka gate open huwa aur Annu bahar aayi use dekh ke mai sock ho gaya.
mai-ye thumari gaddi hai.
annu-ha kyu koi problem hai waise tum yaha khade kya ker rahe ho lift chahiye.
mai-nahi mai chala jayuga .
Annu-oh comeon sharmayo mat lift chahiye to aawo mai chod deti hu.
mai-nahi mere pass bike hai milte hai kal bye.
mai waha se aage bad gaya pata nahi kyu per jab ye pata chala ki Annu bhi paise wali hai to aab us ke liye dil mai WO jagah nahi rahi Jo pehle thi aab Maine us se dur rehne ka faisla kiya.
mai jaise hi ghar pahucha muje ek aur jhatka laga.
mai-dad aap aaj office nahi gaye.
dad-wo sab chod ye bata ki aaj college mai kya huwa.
mai-kasam se aap bhi crazy ho .sirf ye janne ke liye ki aaj mere college mai kya huwa aap office nahi gaye .
dad-office to mai roj hi jata hu per tere college ka fist day thode hi roj hota hai .bata na kis kis ne teri regging le tuje murga banaya ya field mai dodaya ya dance kerwaya ya phir gana sunane ko kha.
mai-aap sach mai janna chahte hai ki aaj kya huwa .
dad-ha.
mai-aisa kuch nahi huwa jaisa aap soch rahe hai aaj kuch hat ke hi huwa Jo aap soch bhi nahi shakte.
dad-yaad aaya aaj kal to ladkiwo se peetwane ka bhi khub chalan hai pakka tuje bhi kisi ladki se no mangne ya I love you bolne ko bola hoga aur tuje kheech ke pada hoga thapad.
mai-(lagta hai inhe sach batana hi hoga nahi to pata nahi kya kya soch lenge)dad aisa kuch bhi nahi huwa .Maine suru se le ker last tak sab kuch bata diya.
dad-agar koi problem ho to muje jarur batana .aur ha mai sirf isliye ye sab janna chah raha tha kyu ki agar kisi ne tere saath kuch kiya hota to us ki kher nahi thi .muje accha laga ki tune aaj kuch acche dost banaye.
mai-mom aap kha ho dad muje bore ker rahe hai .
mom-aap kabhi bhi mere bete ko chain se mat rehne diya karo .aur mai baithe huwe hi mom ko hug ker liya dad ki taraf dekhte huwe unhe aakh marr de .
mom-tu hath muh dho le mai tere liye khana Lati hu.
dad-ye kisliye tha.
mai-aap ne Jo suru mai muje daraya na ye us ka badla hai .
itne mai mom khana le ke aa gayi jab unhone dekha ki mai abhi tak wahi baitha hu to unhone muje aapne hato se khana khilana start ker diya.
dad-tum es ki addat kharab ker rahi ho.
mom-aap chup raho mera beta bahut samajdar.
khana khatam ker ke mai aapne kamre mai chala gaya aaram kerne maine socha ki lawo kuch der chat hi ker le jaye jab Maine phone nikal ke dekha to us mai 15 miss call thi aur WO bhi sari ki sari Annu ki .pehle to Maine ignore kerne ki sochi phir pata nahi kya soch ke Maine use call laga de.
Annu ne phone pick kerte hi bomb fodne suru ker diye sukar hai koi bhi jaanlewa nahi tha sare china mai bane the shayad ek bhi nahi futa .
mai-chup ker le meri maa kyu cheek rahi hai mere kan abhi tak thik hai.
annu-to mera phone kyu nahi uthaya .
mai-drive ker raha tha aur phone bhi slient tha isliye pata nahi chala .aab bata itna kaun sa jaruri kam aa gaya mere se.
mera sawal sun ke jaise us ki bolti band ho gayi phir kaffi der soch ke .
annu-wo muje mere course ki kuch book leni thi .
mai-mai kisi book stor wale ko nahi janta Jo discount pe book de sake.
annu-very funny.muje discount nahi chahiye.
mai-to meri kya jarurat.
annu-wo muje akele jane mai dar lagta hai.
mai-aapne sath aapni kisi friend ko le ja nahi to gaurav ko phone ker le WO jarur chale jayega .
annu-muje thumare saath jana hai.
mai-dekh baccho jaise jid mat ker aur waise bhi aaj pehli mulakat mai hi tu pagalo jaise harkate ker rahi hai kal se tere se bach ke rehna hoga .chal mai phone rekh raha hu bye.
maine phone rekh diya aur kal ke bare mai sochne laga ki kya kerna hai aur kya nahi.per muhe kya pata tha ki kal hi WO din hai Jo meri jindgi ko jahanum ya jannat ke taraf le jayega agar muje 10% bhi es baat ka ahsash hota to mai college kya aapne ghar se bahar bhi nahi jata aur agar jata bhi to WO kam nahi kerta Jo ker Baitha tha mai.....
Special thanks for Aryan bro .......
Victor- Mai nahi koi aur ek aisa jis mai sirf gurur aur ghamand hi bhara pada hai hame bas use iske samne karna hai bas baki ka kam aapne aap ho jayega.
Ab aage...
College ka first day tha to pura time intro mai hi nikal gaya. Break time me hum dono(gaurav aur ankur) ne canteen pe dhawa bol diya.
Gaurav- To subah kya gul khila raha tha.
Mai- Kuch khas nahi bas intro ker raha tha.
Gaurav- Par jo bhi ho tere intro se bahuto ka bhala ho gaya.
Mai- Wo kaise.
Gaurav- Samaj ja victor iss college ke trusti ka bhatija hai aur baap yaha ka MLA isliye koi kuch kehta nahi hai use yahan.
Mai- Chod na jo ho gaya use bhool ja.
Gaurav- Ye teri galti hai wo aise manne wala nahi hai tune us ke ego ko hurt kiya hai.
Hum abhi baat hi ker rahe the ki hum se kuch duri pe kuch ladke ek ladki ko pareshan ker rahe the ragging ke naam pe maine bahut koshish ki ignore kerne ki par jab ko ladki rone lagi to mere se control nahi huwa.
Mau- Hi neha mai kab se tumhe dhund raha hu aur tum yaha ho yaar kamal kerti ho aawo mai tumhe kisi se milata hu.
Mai use waha se chalne ko bolne laga ki tabhi wahan khade ek ladke ne mera hath paked liya.
Ladka- Kya be khud ko hero samajta hai ya filme bahut dekhta hai jo yahan aane ki galti kardi.
Gaurav- Beta galti tune kardi haath chod de us ka nahi to aaj tu dusra hoga jo jamin chat raha hoga.
Ladka- Yaro lagta hai inhe sabak shikhana hi padega ki senior se kaise baat kerte hai.
Gaurav- Chal bhai ankur taiyaar ho ja kal ki news headline mai hum hi aane wale hai subah victor aur aab ek aur bade baap ki aulad(aur sala natunki aapne hato ki bazu ko upper kerne laga). Victor ka naam sun ke us ladke ne mera hath chod diya.
Ladka- Lagta hai abhi tera time accha chal raha hai per bahut jald hum dobara milenge tab yakin maan tera waqt bilkul bhi accha nahi hoga.
Mai- Intzaar rahega us waqt ka.
Aur wo mujhe aur gaurav ko ghurte huwe wahan se chale gaye. Mai to miss rondu ab kya vichar hai aapke yahi baithna hai ya aap hame joine ker rahi hai.
Ladki- Mera naam neha nahi hai.
Mai- Mujhe pata hai wo to mai bas koi jhagda ya hungama nahi chahta tha isliye ek try ki aur dekho kam ban gaya.
Ladki- Thanks mera naam Annu hai new admission.
Gaurav- Mai gaurav hu pyar se aap muje RG bol shakti hai aapne dekha na maine kaise unhe bhaga diya.
Us ki baat sun ke wo bhi hasne lagi.
Mai- Waise galti tumhari hai agar tumne un mai se ek ko bhi sabak shikhaya hota to un ki itni himmat nahi hoti.
Annu- Wo mai dar gayi thi nahi to ***.
Gaurav- Hame pata hai nahi to do char lashe to padi hi hoti yaha per.
Annu- So funny waise aapne apna naam nahi bataya.
Mai- Bss kabhi aapna naam nahi batata us ke liye hamare chaprasi se milo (Gaurav ki taraf ishara kerte huwe).
RG- Ye anku**** ek min. kaminey tune mujhe apna chaprasi bana diya ruk tere ko abhi batata hu ki ye chaprasi kya ker sakta hai (RG ne pani ko bottle utha le aur meri taraf badne laga per mai bhi taiyar tha jaise hi WO mere pe pani dalne ke liye aaye aaya Maine ek jhatke se bottle cheen se aur us pe pani dalne laga use to jaise vishwash hi nahi huwa ki ye bhi ho shakta hai aur WO wahi but ban ke khada ho gaya .)
Maine moke ka fayda uthane ki sochi aur us pe pani dalne ke liye aage huwa ki WO waha se nikal gaya aab hamara chuhe billi ka khel suru ho gaya WO aage mai us ke peeche canteen mai jitne bhi student aur staff tha sabhi hamare es complication ko enjoy kerne lage had to tab ho gayi jab ek ladke ke utah ke commentary kerni start ker de .kuch student muje aur kuch RG ko cheer kerne lage.
Hamari bhag daud chalu rahi maine moka dekh ker RG ko isara kiya ki kyu na ESE bhi sabak shikaya jaye.
RG ko jaise mere pucchne ka hi intzar tha aab RG ne aapni Gadi ka rukh us ladke ke taraf kr diya aur wo ladka kuch samaj pata us se pehle hi RG ne use paked liya aur maine puri bottle us pe khali ker de.
Aab hasne ke bari hamari thi pehle to WO hame kuch der tak Angry look deta raha phir WO bhi hamare saaath hi samil ho gaya.
Mai-yaar bahut hi interesting bande ho .
Ladka-to dosti karoge mere se.
RG-ye wala department mere pass hai pehle mere ek sawal ka jabab de .
Ladka-ha puccho.
RG-College kya karne aaya hai.
Ladka-Ladkiya tadne.
RG-pass tu aaj se hamara dost .aapna naam to bata .
Ladka-Aryan.
RG-ye Ankur hai aur mai RG.
Aryan koi muje inse bhi intro karwawo.
Mai-ye hai Annu new admission aur annu ye hai Aryan baki abhi tum ne dekh hi liya hoga.
Annu-hi Aryan .
Aryan-Annu tum bahut beautyful¶ khubsurat ho.
Mai-chal be band ker line marna waise bhi ye ja rahi hai yaha se agar try kerna hi hai to bad mai try kariwo .
Annu-per kyu muje bhi aapne group mai samil ker lo.
RG-us ke liye thume meri GF banna hoga.
Annu-muh tod dungi dobara bola to .
Mai-ye huwi na baat aab tum hamare group mai samil ho shakti ho.
RG-maine to pakka aur tikawu rasta dikhaya tha .
Aryan-chalo chodo ye baat kya khaoge aaj ki treat mere taraf se .
RG-aaj se tu mera best friend chal mere liye ek masala dhosa ek plate frie rice ek okate ****
Mai-bhai us ne treat ke liye bola tha na ki baccha huwa khanna pack kr ke le jane ko .
Meri es baat pe hum sabhi hasne lage ESE tarah hasi majak mai hamara first day nikal gaya hum sab ne ek dusre ke no exchange kiye aur ghar ke liye nikal pade.mai abhi parking ki taraf ja hi raha tha ki dad ka phone aa gaya mai dad se baat kerne laga ki tabhi mere samne ek Audi aa ke ruki .
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Update 14
mai abhi ye soch hi raha tha ki kaun hai ki tabhi Audi ka driving seat ka gate open huwa aur Annu bahar aayi use dekh ke mai sock ho gaya.
mai-ye thumari gaddi hai.
annu-ha kyu koi problem hai waise tum yaha khade kya ker rahe ho lift chahiye.
mai-nahi mai chala jayuga .
Annu-oh comeon sharmayo mat lift chahiye to aawo mai chod deti hu.
mai-nahi mere pass bike hai milte hai kal bye.
mai waha se aage bad gaya pata nahi kyu per jab ye pata chala ki Annu bhi paise wali hai to aab us ke liye dil mai WO jagah nahi rahi Jo pehle thi aab Maine us se dur rehne ka faisla kiya.
mai jaise hi ghar pahucha muje ek aur jhatka laga.
mai-dad aap aaj office nahi gaye.
dad-wo sab chod ye bata ki aaj college mai kya huwa.
mai-kasam se aap bhi crazy ho .sirf ye janne ke liye ki aaj mere college mai kya huwa aap office nahi gaye .
dad-office to mai roj hi jata hu per tere college ka fist day thode hi roj hota hai .bata na kis kis ne teri regging le tuje murga banaya ya field mai dodaya ya dance kerwaya ya phir gana sunane ko kha.
mai-aap sach mai janna chahte hai ki aaj kya huwa .
dad-ha.
mai-aisa kuch nahi huwa jaisa aap soch rahe hai aaj kuch hat ke hi huwa Jo aap soch bhi nahi shakte.
dad-yaad aaya aaj kal to ladkiwo se peetwane ka bhi khub chalan hai pakka tuje bhi kisi ladki se no mangne ya I love you bolne ko bola hoga aur tuje kheech ke pada hoga thapad.
mai-(lagta hai inhe sach batana hi hoga nahi to pata nahi kya kya soch lenge)dad aisa kuch bhi nahi huwa .Maine suru se le ker last tak sab kuch bata diya.
dad-agar koi problem ho to muje jarur batana .aur ha mai sirf isliye ye sab janna chah raha tha kyu ki agar kisi ne tere saath kuch kiya hota to us ki kher nahi thi .muje accha laga ki tune aaj kuch acche dost banaye.
mai-mom aap kha ho dad muje bore ker rahe hai .
mom-aap kabhi bhi mere bete ko chain se mat rehne diya karo .aur mai baithe huwe hi mom ko hug ker liya dad ki taraf dekhte huwe unhe aakh marr de .
mom-tu hath muh dho le mai tere liye khana Lati hu.
dad-ye kisliye tha.
mai-aap ne Jo suru mai muje daraya na ye us ka badla hai .
itne mai mom khana le ke aa gayi jab unhone dekha ki mai abhi tak wahi baitha hu to unhone muje aapne hato se khana khilana start ker diya.
dad-tum es ki addat kharab ker rahi ho.
mom-aap chup raho mera beta bahut samajdar.
khana khatam ker ke mai aapne kamre mai chala gaya aaram kerne maine socha ki lawo kuch der chat hi ker le jaye jab Maine phone nikal ke dekha to us mai 15 miss call thi aur WO bhi sari ki sari Annu ki .pehle to Maine ignore kerne ki sochi phir pata nahi kya soch ke Maine use call laga de.
Annu ne phone pick kerte hi bomb fodne suru ker diye sukar hai koi bhi jaanlewa nahi tha sare china mai bane the shayad ek bhi nahi futa .
mai-chup ker le meri maa kyu cheek rahi hai mere kan abhi tak thik hai.
annu-to mera phone kyu nahi uthaya .
mai-drive ker raha tha aur phone bhi slient tha isliye pata nahi chala .aab bata itna kaun sa jaruri kam aa gaya mere se.
mera sawal sun ke jaise us ki bolti band ho gayi phir kaffi der soch ke .
annu-wo muje mere course ki kuch book leni thi .
mai-mai kisi book stor wale ko nahi janta Jo discount pe book de sake.
annu-very funny.muje discount nahi chahiye.
mai-to meri kya jarurat.
annu-wo muje akele jane mai dar lagta hai.
mai-aapne sath aapni kisi friend ko le ja nahi to gaurav ko phone ker le WO jarur chale jayega .
annu-muje thumare saath jana hai.
mai-dekh baccho jaise jid mat ker aur waise bhi aaj pehli mulakat mai hi tu pagalo jaise harkate ker rahi hai kal se tere se bach ke rehna hoga .chal mai phone rekh raha hu bye.
maine phone rekh diya aur kal ke bare mai sochne laga ki kya kerna hai aur kya nahi.per muhe kya pata tha ki kal hi WO din hai Jo meri jindgi ko jahanum ya jannat ke taraf le jayega agar muje 10% bhi es baat ka ahsash hota to mai college kya aapne ghar se bahar bhi nahi jata aur agar jata bhi to WO kam nahi kerta Jo ker Baitha tha mai.....
Special thanks for Aryan bro .......
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