15-02-2019, 05:21 PM
Update 12
Boy2- Bhai soch lo aabhi tak aap hi yaha ke sabse smart aur interesting person ho agar isse aaj sabak na sikhaya to ho shakta hai aage ye aap ko hi challenge de meri mano to aaj hi us ki Baja dete hai.
Ab aage...
Chal bula us ko dekhte hai kya cheez hai sala use bhi to pata chale ki ye victor ka ilaka hai. Mai apni dhun mai mast college ke fist day ke excitement mai sab ko ignore ker ke ander jane laga ki tabhi kisi ne peeche se mera gala paked liya gussa to bahut aaya per maine khud ko control kiya. Maine peeche mud ke dekha to usi group mai se tha dekhne mai kuch khas nahi 5'4" se 5'5" ki height body bhi normal koi bhi aise cheez nahi thi us ke pass jo wo mere upper es tarah hath dal sake us ko dekh ke mere hoto pe fiki se muskan aa gayi.
Ladka- Hasta kya hai be chal bhai ne bulaya hai. Mai us ke saath us ke group ke pass chala gaya.
Ladka- Victor bhai akad bahut hai es mai.
Victor- Koi nahi sab nikal denge hum kis liye hai yaha naam kya hai be tera.
Mai- Ankur naam hai mera aur tumhe apna naam batane ki jarurat nahi muje tumhara naam pata hai.
Ladka- Dekha bhai mai na kehta tha ki aap superstar ho aab khud dekh lo new admission student ko bhi aap ke bare mai pata hai.
Victor- Aur kya kya pata hai tujhe mere bare mai.
Mai- Jyada nahi bas yahi ki gaddhe aur victor mai koi jada fark nahi hai. Kisi ko mere aise jabab ke umeed nahi thi mera jabab sun ke jahan sabhi shock mai the wahi wo ladka josh mai aa gaya aur us se ek bhool ho gayi us ne mera collor pakedne ko galti kardi. Abhi koi kuch samaj pata us se pehle hi mera hath ghuma aur us ladke ke gaal pe aapna nishan bana gaya. Thapad itna jordar tha ki wo ladka aapne pairo pe khada na reh saka aur neeche jamin pe gir pada.
Mai- Ha to hum kahan the victor.
Victor- Tune ye accha nahi kiya mere admi pe hath utha ker mai tujhe chodunga nahi.
Mai- Sorry muje nahi pata tha yar ki ye tera aadmi hai pehle batana tha na khamakha thappad thoda tez pad jata to tu to widhwa are nahi randwa ho jata.
Victor- Aapni jaban sambhal ker baat ker mai bhi dekhta hu ki tu yaha se kaise bach ke jata hai.
Mai- Bach ke jana hota to mai yaha aata hi kyu jaani hum to chahte hai ki aap sabhi log kuch kare kyu ki ye to tay hai ki tum sabhi ke baap ameer hai to college to tumhara kuch karega nahi per media wo dekhte hai.
Ladki- Kya matlab hai tumhara.
Mai- Devi ji mai un mai se nahi hu jo pit ke ya beizzat ho ke bhi chup ho jate hai. Agar pita to do char ko to lapet hi dunga aur agar beizzat huwa to sab ka kaand ker dunga aur muje puri umeed hai ki aap logo ke acche karnamo ki ek-aad file bhi hogi to suru karo dosto mai yahi hu.
Aab tak acchi khasi bheed jama ho chuki thi hamare ass pass meri bate sunne ke bad sab ke chahre pe dar ki lakire saff saff dekhi ja shakti thi unhone aapas mai kuch baat cheet ki aur un mai se ek ne aage aa kar victor ke kan mai kuch bola aur wo sab waha se jane lage.Mai bhi aapna collar thik kerta huwa aapni class ki aur chal diya abhi mai kuch dur hi gaya tha ki kisi ne mere kandhe pe haath rekh diya mai use ghurne laga.
Ladka- Abe kya ghur ghur ke hi marr dalega tujhse dosti karni thi dekh ab tu ladki to hai nahi ki phul aur chocolate la ke dosti ke liye pucchu isliye direct aa gaya mera naam RG hai.
Mai aab bhi use ghure jaa raha tha per uski bato ne mujhe hasne pe majbur kar diya.
Mai- Mai ankur hu aur ye RG kya hai.
RG- Janna jaruri hai waise ye mera nick name hai.
Mai- Nick name to real name kya hai.
RG- Gaurav thoda old faishon lagta hai na isliye RG.
Mai- RG ki full form.
RG- Abhi tak banayi nahi par jab bhi banaunga sabse pehle tere ko hi batawuga.
Issi tarah hum hasi majak kerte huwe class mai chale gaye ye mere liye accha hi tha ki first day hi mera ek friend ban gaya tha.
Wahin dusri aur victor aur us ki gang kuch khichdi pakka rahi thi chalo dekhte hai kya ho raha hai (Victor ke group mai 5 ladke aur 3 ladkiyan samil thi un sabhi ke naam mai abhi aap sabhi ko bata de raha hu un ke nature aur fitness ke bare mai samay aane pe batata rahuga). List kuch iss tarah hai.
Victor (leader kyu ki baap mla hai iss ilake ka)'Ravi'Raju'Vishal'lucky aur ladkiyon mai Sheena'Moni'Dolly.
Ravi- Bhai humne to socha bhi nahi tha ki koi hamare saath bhi aisa ker sakta hai aab kya karen uska.
Victor- Filhal to kuch nahi.
Lucky- Bhai kaisi baat ker rahe ho pure college ke samne us ne meri izzat utari hai mai usee choduga nahi.
Victor- Tu use kuch nahi karega mai use aisi saza dunga ki wo bhi kya yaad karega.
Sheena- Aisa kya kerne wala hai tu.
Victor- Mai us ke dil pe chot karunga maine agar use pure college ke samne aapne pairo pe na gira diya to mera naam bhi victor nahi.
Dolly- Par ye tu karega kaise.
Victor- Mai nahi koi aur ek aisa jis mai sirf gurur aur ghamand hi bhara pada hai hame bas use iske samne karna hai bas baki ka kam aapne aap ho jayega.
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Boy2- Bhai soch lo aabhi tak aap hi yaha ke sabse smart aur interesting person ho agar isse aaj sabak na sikhaya to ho shakta hai aage ye aap ko hi challenge de meri mano to aaj hi us ki Baja dete hai.
Ab aage...
Chal bula us ko dekhte hai kya cheez hai sala use bhi to pata chale ki ye victor ka ilaka hai. Mai apni dhun mai mast college ke fist day ke excitement mai sab ko ignore ker ke ander jane laga ki tabhi kisi ne peeche se mera gala paked liya gussa to bahut aaya per maine khud ko control kiya. Maine peeche mud ke dekha to usi group mai se tha dekhne mai kuch khas nahi 5'4" se 5'5" ki height body bhi normal koi bhi aise cheez nahi thi us ke pass jo wo mere upper es tarah hath dal sake us ko dekh ke mere hoto pe fiki se muskan aa gayi.
Ladka- Hasta kya hai be chal bhai ne bulaya hai. Mai us ke saath us ke group ke pass chala gaya.
Ladka- Victor bhai akad bahut hai es mai.
Victor- Koi nahi sab nikal denge hum kis liye hai yaha naam kya hai be tera.
Mai- Ankur naam hai mera aur tumhe apna naam batane ki jarurat nahi muje tumhara naam pata hai.
Ladka- Dekha bhai mai na kehta tha ki aap superstar ho aab khud dekh lo new admission student ko bhi aap ke bare mai pata hai.
Victor- Aur kya kya pata hai tujhe mere bare mai.
Mai- Jyada nahi bas yahi ki gaddhe aur victor mai koi jada fark nahi hai. Kisi ko mere aise jabab ke umeed nahi thi mera jabab sun ke jahan sabhi shock mai the wahi wo ladka josh mai aa gaya aur us se ek bhool ho gayi us ne mera collor pakedne ko galti kardi. Abhi koi kuch samaj pata us se pehle hi mera hath ghuma aur us ladke ke gaal pe aapna nishan bana gaya. Thapad itna jordar tha ki wo ladka aapne pairo pe khada na reh saka aur neeche jamin pe gir pada.
Mai- Ha to hum kahan the victor.
Victor- Tune ye accha nahi kiya mere admi pe hath utha ker mai tujhe chodunga nahi.
Mai- Sorry muje nahi pata tha yar ki ye tera aadmi hai pehle batana tha na khamakha thappad thoda tez pad jata to tu to widhwa are nahi randwa ho jata.
Victor- Aapni jaban sambhal ker baat ker mai bhi dekhta hu ki tu yaha se kaise bach ke jata hai.
Mai- Bach ke jana hota to mai yaha aata hi kyu jaani hum to chahte hai ki aap sabhi log kuch kare kyu ki ye to tay hai ki tum sabhi ke baap ameer hai to college to tumhara kuch karega nahi per media wo dekhte hai.
Ladki- Kya matlab hai tumhara.
Mai- Devi ji mai un mai se nahi hu jo pit ke ya beizzat ho ke bhi chup ho jate hai. Agar pita to do char ko to lapet hi dunga aur agar beizzat huwa to sab ka kaand ker dunga aur muje puri umeed hai ki aap logo ke acche karnamo ki ek-aad file bhi hogi to suru karo dosto mai yahi hu.
Aab tak acchi khasi bheed jama ho chuki thi hamare ass pass meri bate sunne ke bad sab ke chahre pe dar ki lakire saff saff dekhi ja shakti thi unhone aapas mai kuch baat cheet ki aur un mai se ek ne aage aa kar victor ke kan mai kuch bola aur wo sab waha se jane lage.Mai bhi aapna collar thik kerta huwa aapni class ki aur chal diya abhi mai kuch dur hi gaya tha ki kisi ne mere kandhe pe haath rekh diya mai use ghurne laga.
Ladka- Abe kya ghur ghur ke hi marr dalega tujhse dosti karni thi dekh ab tu ladki to hai nahi ki phul aur chocolate la ke dosti ke liye pucchu isliye direct aa gaya mera naam RG hai.
Mai aab bhi use ghure jaa raha tha per uski bato ne mujhe hasne pe majbur kar diya.
Mai- Mai ankur hu aur ye RG kya hai.
RG- Janna jaruri hai waise ye mera nick name hai.
Mai- Nick name to real name kya hai.
RG- Gaurav thoda old faishon lagta hai na isliye RG.
Mai- RG ki full form.
RG- Abhi tak banayi nahi par jab bhi banaunga sabse pehle tere ko hi batawuga.
Issi tarah hum hasi majak kerte huwe class mai chale gaye ye mere liye accha hi tha ki first day hi mera ek friend ban gaya tha.
Wahin dusri aur victor aur us ki gang kuch khichdi pakka rahi thi chalo dekhte hai kya ho raha hai (Victor ke group mai 5 ladke aur 3 ladkiyan samil thi un sabhi ke naam mai abhi aap sabhi ko bata de raha hu un ke nature aur fitness ke bare mai samay aane pe batata rahuga). List kuch iss tarah hai.
Victor (leader kyu ki baap mla hai iss ilake ka)'Ravi'Raju'Vishal'lucky aur ladkiyon mai Sheena'Moni'Dolly.
Ravi- Bhai humne to socha bhi nahi tha ki koi hamare saath bhi aisa ker sakta hai aab kya karen uska.
Victor- Filhal to kuch nahi.
Lucky- Bhai kaisi baat ker rahe ho pure college ke samne us ne meri izzat utari hai mai usee choduga nahi.
Victor- Tu use kuch nahi karega mai use aisi saza dunga ki wo bhi kya yaad karega.
Sheena- Aisa kya kerne wala hai tu.
Victor- Mai us ke dil pe chot karunga maine agar use pure college ke samne aapne pairo pe na gira diya to mera naam bhi victor nahi.
Dolly- Par ye tu karega kaise.
Victor- Mai nahi koi aur ek aisa jis mai sirf gurur aur ghamand hi bhara pada hai hame bas use iske samne karna hai bas baki ka kam aapne aap ho jayega.
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