15-02-2019, 05:19 PM
Update 11
Mai- Kya mom koi itni subah bhi jata hai walk ke liye aap dad ko samjati kyu nahi.
Dad- Chup chap se uth ja nahi to dusre raste bhi hai jani hamare pass.
Mai- Haste huwe agar aap ko aise acting kerte huwe rajkumar sahab ne dekh liya to wo acting hi chod denge.
Ab aage...
Morning walk ke baad hum ne nasta kiya aur dad office chale gaye phir mera yahi routine ho gaya subah dad ke saath morning walk phir pura din ghar pe hi rehna aab meri tabiyat bilkul thik ho gayi thi mai kai baar bahar janne ki sochta phir khud hi ye soch ke nahi jata ki nayi jagah hai mere liye.
Dad- Mera sher kaisa hai aab.
Mai- Mast ek dam fit and fine.
Dad- Good kal hum tumhare admission ke liye university chalenge waise kuch socha hai kya kerna hai tumhe.
Mai- Ha shayad computer science kaisa rahega.
Dad- Good choice to kal taiyaar rehna hum log university chalenge.
Next day hum mere admission ke liye university gaye ye university shimla ki sabse top ki university thi yahan bahar se bhi bahut se student padne ke liye aate the ek to university ka record bahut accha tha dusra ye shimla jagah hi aise thi ki kisi ko bhi aapni taraf kheech le.
Dad- Chalo tumhara admission to ho gaya tum chaho to kal se college aa shakte ho agar koi problem ho to yahan ke professor A.K Mittal ji se mil lena wo tumhari maa ke gaon se hai wo tumhari madad kar denge.
Mai- Dad mai yahan sirf padne ke liye aayunga.
Dad- Ok, mujhe laga tha ki ***.
Mai- Ki ***.
Dad- Chodo chalo abhi hame bahut se shopping kerne hai.
Uske baad hum wahan ke ek mall mai gaye aur wahan se dad ne mere liye jeans aur t-shirt lee maine kafi mana kiya ki mai aise kapde nahi pehnta per dad ne ek na suni phir dad ne muje ek latest phone dilwaya aur ek connecting bhi aakhir kar pure mall ka chakker katne ke baad jab hum thak gaye tab jaa ker dad ne shopping khatam ki.
Sham ko phir wahi same routine aab mujhe bhi yaha accha lagne laga tha mom roj muje aapne hato se khilati aur mere sone ke baad hi khud sone ko jati muje kabhi akela nahi chodti thi dad bhi mera bahut khayal rakhte aur hamesa muje hasate rehte ya kam se kam koshish to kerte hi the.
Aakhir wo din bhi aa hi gaya jis din ka sabhi student ko dil se intzaar rehta hai mere college jane ka (aab tak meri life mai bahut se change aa gaye the jis mai sab se bada jo change tha wo tha Aman Gupta se Ankur thakur banne ka change). Mai jaise hi bahar Nikla to bahar ek new bike khadi thi mai bike ko ghurne laga phir muje laga ki shayad kisi ne yaha khadi kardi hogi kuch samay ke liye isliye maine us pe dhayan nahi diya aur aage jane laga tabhi dad ne peeche se muje awaj de ker rok liya.
Mai- Dad mai first day hi late ho jayuga.
Dad- Abe ullo ke patthe isse yahan kyu chod ke jaa raha hai.
Mai- Dad ki baat pe me hasne laga.
Dad- Maine koi joke mara hai jo tu aise has raha hai.
Mai- Aur nahi to kya aapne khud ko hi ullo kaha.
Dad- Baat ko badalte huwe ye bike tuje kaise lagi.
Mai- Awesome bike hai dad per hai kiski.
Dad- Teri aur kiski.
Mai- Dad mujhe iski koi jarurat nahi hai muje pata hai aap ne jarur es ke liye loan liya hoga kyu sach hai na.
Dad- Ye bike maine nahi lee hai teri mom ne le hai paise bhi usi ne diye hai agar koi problem hai to waha ander jaa ke baat ker (aur muje ghar ke ander dhakka dete huwe mom ke pass le gaye).
Dad- Tumhara beta tum se kuch kehna chahta hai.
Mom- Ha to bolne do isse pakad kyu rekha hai.
Mai- Mom bike sach mai bahut shandar hai aaj hum dono us pe sham ko ghumne chalte hai aap taiyar rehna.
Mom-Sach mai dekha aap ne aap to muje aaj tak kahi ghumaya bhi nahi dekha mere bete ko meri kitni fikar hai kuch sikho isse.
Dad- Mujhe pehle pata hota ki tu aise party badal lega to mai tuje ander kabhi nahi le ke aata koi nahi tuje to mai dekh lunga.
Phir Maine bike chabhi le aur haste huwe nikal gaya college ke liye. College mai jaisa maine socha tha bilkul waisa hi ho raha tha sabhi seniors juniors ki ragging ker rahe the ye sab dekhte huwe pata nahi kyu per mere hoto pe ek muskan fail gayi mai aapni bike ko parking mai laga ke entry gate ki taraf badne laga gate se karib 10 se12 fut dur ek group khada tha aur new entry ki ragging ker raha tha.
Boy1- Bhai wo dekho ek aur murga.
Boy2- Bhai dekhne mai to smart hai plz kuch karo nahi to pure saal ye maza karega aur hum jaiso ko to koi pucchega bhi nahi.
Ladki- Aab tu itna smart nahi hai to es mai hum ladkiya kya ker shakti hai mere baat mano to use aapne group mai join ker lo.
Boy2- Bhai soch lo aabhi tak aap hi yaha ke sabse smart aur interesting person ho agar isse aaj sabak na sikhaya to ho shakta hai aage ye aap ko hi challenge de meri mano to aaj hi us ki Baja dete hai.
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Mai- Kya mom koi itni subah bhi jata hai walk ke liye aap dad ko samjati kyu nahi.
Dad- Chup chap se uth ja nahi to dusre raste bhi hai jani hamare pass.
Mai- Haste huwe agar aap ko aise acting kerte huwe rajkumar sahab ne dekh liya to wo acting hi chod denge.
Ab aage...
Morning walk ke baad hum ne nasta kiya aur dad office chale gaye phir mera yahi routine ho gaya subah dad ke saath morning walk phir pura din ghar pe hi rehna aab meri tabiyat bilkul thik ho gayi thi mai kai baar bahar janne ki sochta phir khud hi ye soch ke nahi jata ki nayi jagah hai mere liye.
Dad- Mera sher kaisa hai aab.
Mai- Mast ek dam fit and fine.
Dad- Good kal hum tumhare admission ke liye university chalenge waise kuch socha hai kya kerna hai tumhe.
Mai- Ha shayad computer science kaisa rahega.
Dad- Good choice to kal taiyaar rehna hum log university chalenge.
Next day hum mere admission ke liye university gaye ye university shimla ki sabse top ki university thi yahan bahar se bhi bahut se student padne ke liye aate the ek to university ka record bahut accha tha dusra ye shimla jagah hi aise thi ki kisi ko bhi aapni taraf kheech le.
Dad- Chalo tumhara admission to ho gaya tum chaho to kal se college aa shakte ho agar koi problem ho to yahan ke professor A.K Mittal ji se mil lena wo tumhari maa ke gaon se hai wo tumhari madad kar denge.
Mai- Dad mai yahan sirf padne ke liye aayunga.
Dad- Ok, mujhe laga tha ki ***.
Mai- Ki ***.
Dad- Chodo chalo abhi hame bahut se shopping kerne hai.
Uske baad hum wahan ke ek mall mai gaye aur wahan se dad ne mere liye jeans aur t-shirt lee maine kafi mana kiya ki mai aise kapde nahi pehnta per dad ne ek na suni phir dad ne muje ek latest phone dilwaya aur ek connecting bhi aakhir kar pure mall ka chakker katne ke baad jab hum thak gaye tab jaa ker dad ne shopping khatam ki.
Sham ko phir wahi same routine aab mujhe bhi yaha accha lagne laga tha mom roj muje aapne hato se khilati aur mere sone ke baad hi khud sone ko jati muje kabhi akela nahi chodti thi dad bhi mera bahut khayal rakhte aur hamesa muje hasate rehte ya kam se kam koshish to kerte hi the.
Aakhir wo din bhi aa hi gaya jis din ka sabhi student ko dil se intzaar rehta hai mere college jane ka (aab tak meri life mai bahut se change aa gaye the jis mai sab se bada jo change tha wo tha Aman Gupta se Ankur thakur banne ka change). Mai jaise hi bahar Nikla to bahar ek new bike khadi thi mai bike ko ghurne laga phir muje laga ki shayad kisi ne yaha khadi kardi hogi kuch samay ke liye isliye maine us pe dhayan nahi diya aur aage jane laga tabhi dad ne peeche se muje awaj de ker rok liya.
Mai- Dad mai first day hi late ho jayuga.
Dad- Abe ullo ke patthe isse yahan kyu chod ke jaa raha hai.
Mai- Dad ki baat pe me hasne laga.
Dad- Maine koi joke mara hai jo tu aise has raha hai.
Mai- Aur nahi to kya aapne khud ko hi ullo kaha.
Dad- Baat ko badalte huwe ye bike tuje kaise lagi.
Mai- Awesome bike hai dad per hai kiski.
Dad- Teri aur kiski.
Mai- Dad mujhe iski koi jarurat nahi hai muje pata hai aap ne jarur es ke liye loan liya hoga kyu sach hai na.
Dad- Ye bike maine nahi lee hai teri mom ne le hai paise bhi usi ne diye hai agar koi problem hai to waha ander jaa ke baat ker (aur muje ghar ke ander dhakka dete huwe mom ke pass le gaye).
Dad- Tumhara beta tum se kuch kehna chahta hai.
Mom- Ha to bolne do isse pakad kyu rekha hai.
Mai- Mom bike sach mai bahut shandar hai aaj hum dono us pe sham ko ghumne chalte hai aap taiyar rehna.
Mom-Sach mai dekha aap ne aap to muje aaj tak kahi ghumaya bhi nahi dekha mere bete ko meri kitni fikar hai kuch sikho isse.
Dad- Mujhe pehle pata hota ki tu aise party badal lega to mai tuje ander kabhi nahi le ke aata koi nahi tuje to mai dekh lunga.
Phir Maine bike chabhi le aur haste huwe nikal gaya college ke liye. College mai jaisa maine socha tha bilkul waisa hi ho raha tha sabhi seniors juniors ki ragging ker rahe the ye sab dekhte huwe pata nahi kyu per mere hoto pe ek muskan fail gayi mai aapni bike ko parking mai laga ke entry gate ki taraf badne laga gate se karib 10 se12 fut dur ek group khada tha aur new entry ki ragging ker raha tha.
Boy1- Bhai wo dekho ek aur murga.
Boy2- Bhai dekhne mai to smart hai plz kuch karo nahi to pure saal ye maza karega aur hum jaiso ko to koi pucchega bhi nahi.
Ladki- Aab tu itna smart nahi hai to es mai hum ladkiya kya ker shakti hai mere baat mano to use aapne group mai join ker lo.
Boy2- Bhai soch lo aabhi tak aap hi yaha ke sabse smart aur interesting person ho agar isse aaj sabak na sikhaya to ho shakta hai aage ye aap ko hi challenge de meri mano to aaj hi us ki Baja dete hai.
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