पुरानी हिन्दी की मशहूर कहनियाँ

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Maine kah muje bura nai laga andd maine btaya ki meri koi b girlfrnd nai hai. fir maine kaha ki tumne aisa ku pucha to wo pyari si smile k sath kehne lagi bs aise hi or fir mujse lipat gai.muje tab kuch b samajh nai a rha tha. fir hum or age gaye to riya ne firse bhigne ko kaha to maine mana kiya but kaha wo meri bat manne wali thi. fir se hum nahane lage or is bar wo mujse puri chipki hi thi or bar bar mujhse takrane ki koshish kar rai thi. fir uska thoda sa pair slip ho gya or maine pakad liya to wo smile deke thanku bhai kehne lagi or mujse lipat kar muje kiss kar diya gal par mai hiaraan reh gya ki riya ko aj kya ho gya hai or

Fir bar bar mere hath to apne sharir pe touch karne lagi or khelne lagi… fr kuch der bad fr usne muje lip k kiss kiya or i love you bhai keh kar bhag gai.. fir mai samajh gya ki wo kya chhati hai. shayad pehli bar kisi ko kiss or boobs press karte dekha riya ne is liye aisa react kar ri thi, fir hum kinare pe baithe the to kehne lagi ki wo log kiss ku kar rahe the to maine kaha ki wo log gf bf hain to usne kaha ki apka man nai karta to mai chup ho gya , fr maine kaha ki meri koi gf nai hai, to puchne lagi ku nai hai?, maine kaha koi mili nai ab tak… wo khud me smile karne lagi or fir usne kaha ki ek bat kahu bura to manoge maine kaha pucho?