13-02-2019, 01:21 PM
I looked up to Sanjeev again, as he seemed to be the most literate among the four disciples of Guru-ji.
Sanjeev: Sure Guru-ji.
He paused a little and then started replying to me.
Sanjeev: Madam see, if you come to bed only wearing a nighty without your undergarments, when your husband starts making love, he very easily can make you naked… as you know just pulling up your nighty will make you naked. But if you are wearing at least your undergarments below it, you can easily drag this encounter longer making your husband feel more excited.
I had to lower my eyes as he explained such thing to me in so very direct language. Guru-ji took the baton now from Sanjeev.
Guru-ji: Exactly so. Your husband would love to see you naked Anita, but if the process were longer, his fun would be lengthened. Do you get it now?
I nodded not being able to meet Guru-ji’s eyes in natural womanly shyness. I noted from the corner of my eyes that both Rajkamal and Nirmal were openly scratching their dicks over their dhoti!
Guru-ji: O-k-a—y, so you agree that if you wear your inner wears under your nighty you can ensure better lovemaking.
I again nodded with an almost dry throat because now I was clearly feeling the heat in my ears listening to such things in so much detail.
Guru-ji: Similarly I recommend you to avoid wearing a nighty at least on days when you plan to have a fuck.
Guru-ji looked at my eyes and I was knocked for six to hear the word “fuck” from his mouth directly.
Guru-ji: You start building the habit of wearing a blouse and a petticoat while sleeping. This will help you in two ways. One, you can ride up your bed quickly – just remove your sari and get near your husband. Two, you will look more attractive to your husband in that state.
Me: But Guru-ji after the whole day I also need to relax while on bed. If I wear the blouse…
Guru-ji: Yes I agree because you will feel tightness on your breasts while lying down too.
Me: Yes.
Guru-ji: But you can always open your blouse and bra on bed in front of your husband. Who stops you?
Me: No, no… how can I do that everyday?
Guru-ji: Do what Beti?
Me: No… I mean… actually…
Guru-ji: Don’t shy from me Anita, as I told you at the very beginning. Tell what’s in your mind. Open up.
I gathered courage and said my most intimate things to Guru-ji.
Me: Guru-ji firstly I mean… How can I sleep in absolute topless condition every night? And secondly on many occasions he reads books, magazines till late night and the light is switched on. I cannot just open my … in that light!
Guru-ji: Oh! Okay Beti. For your first problem you can simply always carry a spare blouse while going to bed and change into it without your bra on days when you do not meet your husband. Do you agree to that? If you are not wearing the bra, you will of course not feel the tightness.
Me: Hmm… Okay.
Guru-ji: And your second problem can actually act as a tool to attract your husband more towards you because when you will request him to switch off the light to open your blouse, he might be interested to give you a hug as well! Do you agree?
That was not a bad idea I thought. Rajesh definitely will get some stimulation from that.
Me: Ji guru-ji.
Guru-ji: So Anita, no nighty at night from now on once you get back home. Next comes color.
Me: Color?
Guru-ji: Yes, Beti. Color. Another important aspect when on bed.
I was surprised to know that and was obviously keener to know more.
Me: How?
Guru-ji: Beti, you have to be careful about the color of you blouse and petticoat that you wear when you are going to bed. You have to avoid all shades of red, green, and blue in regard to your blouse. Black, white, and yellow are the preferred ones for your blouse and obviously you need to wear matching colored brassieres.
Me: Okay. I never knew that!
Guru-ji: And same stands for your petticoat also Beti. Blank, white and yellow are the preferred colors. Well, you will be surprised to know that even your panty color can add a certain percentage of attraction or repulsion for your husband!
Me: What?
I almost shouted. I could not stop me reacting like that and immediately felt so withdrawn because the topic was my panty color! Panty color of mine! A married woman nearing 30! By whom? The person who was unknown 4-5 days back! Moreover, four other unknown males listening to this juicy topic! My God!
Guru-ji: Ha ha ha… yes Beti. Don’t be so surprised! From now on when you go to buy a panty for yourself, do concentrate on the color too. Only three are preferred colors - black, white, and red.
He paused a little and asked me a dreadful question.
Guru-ji: By the way, what color do you usually wear Beti?
On one hand he was calling me “Beti”, but on the other hand he was forwarding to me the most indecent question! Immediately my “keenness” to know more from Guru-ji vaporized and I felt so very ashamed and honestly felt like diving in the yagya fire!
I fumbled to give any reply and Guru-ji simply made fun out of me taking me to the height of verbal embarrassment.
Guru-ji: Just a minute Beti, you just keep mum and let me check my disciples’ observation skills.
Guru-ji turned his face towards the four standing males.
Guru-ji: You folks have been watching Anita for a few days now. You have known her character, nature, and liking to some extent. Nirmal, can you predict what panty color she would prefer in general?
I was simply astounded, wordless, and remained like an inanimate object with my eyes down towards the floor.
Nirmal: Guru-ji, I think Madam wears mostly red panties.
Guru-ji: Why do you say that Nirmal?
Nirmal: When I talked to Madam, it seemed she got aggravated quickly and red is the symbol of quick temper.
Guru-ji: Okay. Sanjeev?
Sanjeev: I think she prefers blue.
Guru-ji: Why do you say so Sanjeev?
Sanjeev: Guru-ji, when she came to the ashram she had brought one white and one blue panty with her. She must have brought her favorite and most comfortable inner wears here, as this is an unknown place for her. White being a pretty common color, I think she prefers to wear blue panties.
Guru-ji: Hmm… Beti, you must be amused. See, every individual has his own calculations! Okay, Uday?
Uday: I think Madam is romantic in nature and pink is the color of romance. So…
Guru-ji: So, you feel that Anita must be mostly choosing a pink panty under her sari. Okay. That’s not a bad observation. Rajkamal?
Rajkamal: Yes Guru-ji. I don’t think Madam wears a panty on a regular basis. Why am I saying so because when I was massaging her I did not find a prominent waistband line on her waist, which a panty invariably creates for a regular user. So I feel Madam don’t have any specific color choice for her panty.
Guru-ji: O-k-a-y. So, Anita – all are interesting replies and now you need to tell us who is correct.
“Stunned” was a lesser word for any reaction from me. I was simply lip-locked listening to all these and could not even look up in shame.
Guru-ji: Beti, there is nothing to feel shy about. Come on!
I could well realize that I have to reply to this. I licked my lips again and cleared my throat once to gain in confidence.
Me: Ye… I mean… err… Guru-ji…
Guru-ji: Yes Beti, tell us… we are all eagerly waiting.
Me: Actually what Rajkamal said is partly right…
Guru-ji: That you do not wear a panty on a regular basis.
Me: Yes, I mean I don’t wear it at… I mean when I am at home.
I felt so exposed as I shared that fact with these 5 males!
Guru-ji: Oh! That’s bad! Your husband must consider himself unlucky!
Me: Why?
I almost instantly said that to Guru-ji’s comment not realizing fully what he actually meant.
Guru-ji: Beti, you only said that you remain panty-less at home, so when you meet your husband on bed, you never allowed him to get the thrill of pulling down a woman’s panty before a fuck!
Me: Err..
Guru-ji: Tell me, am I right or wrong?
Me: Ye… er… yes Guru-ji, right.
Guru-ji: So Beti, along with the other alternatives that I have suggested, you also include the habit of wearing a panty at home. I know most married women living in town do not wear it, but you have to do it for your own good. Got it?
I nodded shyly.
Guru-ji: And what about the color?
Me: I like to wear pink….
Guru-ji: Okay, so Uday hit the bull’s eye. Congrats Uday. Ha ha ha…
Uday: Thanks Guru-ji.
Guru-ji: But from now on when you go to the market, only ask for a black, white, or a red one because these three panty-colors attract males most. Also note that light blue, light green, and maroon are the most offending panty-colors.
Me: Ji… ji Guru-ji.
Guru-ji: Okay that’s all about your dress code and there are a few other things that if you keep in mind Anita, you can liven up your love making with your husband. One is you should not tie up your hair while going to bed. They should flow normally on your shoulder. Next is, if possible, you should use nail polish on your fingers while presenting yourself to your husband. Okay?
Me: Okay Guru-ji. I do that at times.
Guru-ji: Good, but try to get into a habit. Next are your armpits. If you raise your hands you will see you have quite a bush there. You must clean that, if not fully, at least partially.
Me: Yes, I trim at times, but they grow so fast…
Guru-ji was smiling and I smiled back foolishly.
Guru-ji: Same stands for your pubic hairs Anita. When I examined you on the table I do recall that you have a heavy bush, which is not acceptable again. How often do you trim?
The question was so direct and straight that I was bowled over. Getting such comments from a matured adult male was like getting verbally fucked each time!
Me: Err… Not… I mean… I do not…
I stammered horribly in shame.
Guru-ji: While examining I do recall that you had thick coils of pubic hair over your choot. Isn’t it Beti?
The word “choot” almost gave me a stagger.
Me: Ha-es... (I uttered a combination of “haa” and “yes”).
Guru-ji: But that’s not a good idea Beti. Why do you allow such an overgrown bush there? Does you husband encourage you for that?
I felt like dying to reply such questions, but was helpless and had to answer. Guru-ji was too forceful to get replies out of me.
Guru-ji: Don’t keep mum Beti. If your husband likes it, then its okay, but if not, you need to trim it at times so when you become naked before your husband you look attractive down there.
I had never experienced such direct dealings with my personal life. In fact this was one of the core reasons that I avoided male gynecologists (along with getting exposed in front of them) when I started feeling the problem of not getting pregnant. They would invariably ask me when do I have my periods, are they regular or not, how is the flow, how may times do we copulate, and all sorts of personal questions which are always very difficult to be answered by any woman to a male.
Me: No actually….
Guru-ji: Open up! Open up! I do not accept such replies.
Guru-ji’s voice was stern and cold as steel. I could realize there was no escape for me and had to shamelessly reveal all my personal secrets.
Me: Actually Guru-ji, my husband had never said err… anything regarding….
Guru-ji: Regarding what?
Me: I mean… (I gulped down saliva) regarding my pubic err….pubic hairs and so I never thought to… but Guru-ji… I mean its not that I do not trim, I do trim it from time to time.
Guru-ji: When did you last trim?
Me: Err… a month… no probably two to three months back.
Guru-ji: So see, that’s the reason you have such a bush now! You are a married woman Beti and you know this better than anyone else that how important your choot is to your husband! Don’t you feel like keeping it clean and attractive?
I licked my lips. It was getting dry time and again listening to such direct things from this Godman. I just nodded. What else could I do?
Guru-ji: You have such a nice figure, why not take care of it! Before you take a bath, may be once a month you just trim it… that’s all! But Anita, you need to give your husband a surprise at times. Do you agree?
I again nodded and Guru-ji continued his lewd talks.
Guru-ji: Tell me how?
I was again caught on the wrong foot.
Me: By... I mean… err… probably trimming them.
Guru-ji: N-o B-e-t-i… How can you surprise him? Think! Think!
Nothing came to my mind and I looked blank.
Guru-ji: So? No guesses? Okay, let me try to get it from you only!
Guru-ji looked quite amused!
Guru-ji: You said that you trim your choot hairs once in 3-4 months… Right? Now tell me where do you do it usually?
Me: Toilet, where else?
I almost instantaneously replied though I was surprised by such an absurd question, but Guru-ji surprised me even more with his answer!
Guru-ji: Beti, you may think that toilet is the only place, but women who had come to me for Yoni Puja did reveal more interesting places!
Me: Meaning?
I could not stop reacting.
Guru-ji: Why Nirmal? Last year there was that Gujju lady… what was her name?
Nirmal: Mrs. Patel.
Guru-ji: Right, right. Patel. Deepshikha Patel.
Nirmal: Her story is interesting. He he…
Nirmal laughed the way, which irritates me the most.
Guru-ji: You know Beti Deepshikha wanted to have a child after seven years, but was having problems and hence came to me. She had a 6-7 year old son. Like you she also used to trim her pubic hairs in her toilet, but one day her son followed her to the bathroom and found those small hairs on wet floor. She felt very embarrassed and decided to change the venue.
Guru-ji paused just a little to take a deep breath.
Guru-ji: Mrs. Patel did not get a decent place at her home to do this work and lastly as she told me she decided to it in her college where she was a teacher! She used the college toilet! Can you imagine Anita?
Me: My goodness!
I reacted so spontaneously!
Guru-ji: There were a couple of women who said they prefer to cut their choot hairs in their bedroom in the afternoon hours when their husband was away as they did not have a proper mirror in their toilets.
Me: Hmm. That’s acceptable!
I was myself surprised as to how was I responding to such a lewd and offending topic for any woman.
Nirmal: Guru-ji, tell Madam about Mrs. Khurana’s confession.
Guru-ji: O yes! That’s also out of the ordinary for sure and comical too!
I was not much keen to revolve on this topic due to my natural shyness and was getting rather restless due to the awkwardness of the topic, but there was hardly anything I could do.
Guru-ji: Rina… that’s her name. She had a similar problem like you, but she is elderly at least compared to you, 35-36 years, and came to me almost as a last resort. She was childless for about 10 years after marriage. She confessed to me that she used to trim her choot hairs at her friend’s place, who was almost her age and a long-time friend, and they used to do it together. Rina had this practice for several years and they used to trim each other’s hairs. One day she came to know that her friend was shifting to a new place as her husband got a new job posting.
One thing I had to admit in my mind, despite this gauche subject, Guru-ji was delivering it so casually that it sounded like just another story!
Guru-ji: You know Anita, initially she did not think of this problem, but of course realized after a month or so. Rina tried to do it on her own, but was unable to manage it. Then she decided to take her maidservant into confidence and made her involved in this work. She told me that she used to call her maidservant in her bedroom in the afternoon hours when all was quiet. She stretched out on bed and raised her sari up to her waist and her maidservant did the trimming. The problem started then.
Me: Why?
The question came out of my mouth spontaneously!
Guru-ji: Ha ha ha… Beti, actually the maidservant was not at all habituated with scissors, which is understandable also, and she fumbled in most cases and this went on for one or two occasions. Rina was a bit upset but had no other option also. Now, this maidservant’s husband was a barber and in order to win over her mistress, one afternoon she came with her husband. Rina had already told her of trimming her hairs that day. Just imagine!
Sanjeev, Uday, Nirmal, Sanjeev, and Rajkamal all echoed light laughs and I also smiled shamelessly!
Guru-ji: Rina was obviously surprised when she saw a male accompanying her maidservant, but when she knew his identity, she allowed him to come in, but was not keen to know why he had come. She thought they would leave together and hence the man would wait for his wife. Rina usually stripped her sari and petticoat and then called her maidservant in her bedroom. That day was no exception. She was lying on bed half naked and the maidservant entered the room with his husband.
Me: Oh no!
Guru-ji: I don’t think I need to go on any longer. Ha ha ha… Till the time Rina realized the whole thing from her maid, it was an extremely embarrassing situation for her and funny too! Ha ha ha…
Guru-ji was nodding his head as he continued to chuckle.
Guru-ji: Anyway, getting back to the root the issue - how to surprise your husband through your pubic hairs. The solution is simple Beti. Once in blue moon if you shave your choot hairs completely that would surely excite any male, of course including your husband! Ha ha ha…
Me: What?
Guru-ji: Why not!
Me: C-o-m-p-l-e-t-e-l-y!
I could not help myself but to react like that. Honestly I could never think in my wildest imagination to have a clean shaven pussy! My God! What was he saying?
Guru-ji: Why not! You need to come out of these inhibitions.
Me: Ishhh… No, no Guru-ji… What would he say…. I mean…
Guru-ji: Take my word. Your husband will only love you more. Since you are born and brought up in a town, you got scared at this very thought.
Me: But… but… No no…
Guru-ji: Beti, yes, for the initial 2-3 days, you will feel very sensitive there as that bush will not be there, but then you will also become habituated. Since your marriage is now 3-4 years old, you surely would get electrifying benefit if you shave your…
Sanjeev: Sure Guru-ji.
He paused a little and then started replying to me.
Sanjeev: Madam see, if you come to bed only wearing a nighty without your undergarments, when your husband starts making love, he very easily can make you naked… as you know just pulling up your nighty will make you naked. But if you are wearing at least your undergarments below it, you can easily drag this encounter longer making your husband feel more excited.
I had to lower my eyes as he explained such thing to me in so very direct language. Guru-ji took the baton now from Sanjeev.
Guru-ji: Exactly so. Your husband would love to see you naked Anita, but if the process were longer, his fun would be lengthened. Do you get it now?
I nodded not being able to meet Guru-ji’s eyes in natural womanly shyness. I noted from the corner of my eyes that both Rajkamal and Nirmal were openly scratching their dicks over their dhoti!
Guru-ji: O-k-a—y, so you agree that if you wear your inner wears under your nighty you can ensure better lovemaking.
I again nodded with an almost dry throat because now I was clearly feeling the heat in my ears listening to such things in so much detail.
Guru-ji: Similarly I recommend you to avoid wearing a nighty at least on days when you plan to have a fuck.
Guru-ji looked at my eyes and I was knocked for six to hear the word “fuck” from his mouth directly.
Guru-ji: You start building the habit of wearing a blouse and a petticoat while sleeping. This will help you in two ways. One, you can ride up your bed quickly – just remove your sari and get near your husband. Two, you will look more attractive to your husband in that state.
Me: But Guru-ji after the whole day I also need to relax while on bed. If I wear the blouse…
Guru-ji: Yes I agree because you will feel tightness on your breasts while lying down too.
Me: Yes.
Guru-ji: But you can always open your blouse and bra on bed in front of your husband. Who stops you?
Me: No, no… how can I do that everyday?
Guru-ji: Do what Beti?
Me: No… I mean… actually…
Guru-ji: Don’t shy from me Anita, as I told you at the very beginning. Tell what’s in your mind. Open up.
I gathered courage and said my most intimate things to Guru-ji.
Me: Guru-ji firstly I mean… How can I sleep in absolute topless condition every night? And secondly on many occasions he reads books, magazines till late night and the light is switched on. I cannot just open my … in that light!
Guru-ji: Oh! Okay Beti. For your first problem you can simply always carry a spare blouse while going to bed and change into it without your bra on days when you do not meet your husband. Do you agree to that? If you are not wearing the bra, you will of course not feel the tightness.
Me: Hmm… Okay.
Guru-ji: And your second problem can actually act as a tool to attract your husband more towards you because when you will request him to switch off the light to open your blouse, he might be interested to give you a hug as well! Do you agree?
That was not a bad idea I thought. Rajesh definitely will get some stimulation from that.
Me: Ji guru-ji.
Guru-ji: So Anita, no nighty at night from now on once you get back home. Next comes color.
Me: Color?
Guru-ji: Yes, Beti. Color. Another important aspect when on bed.
I was surprised to know that and was obviously keener to know more.
Me: How?
Guru-ji: Beti, you have to be careful about the color of you blouse and petticoat that you wear when you are going to bed. You have to avoid all shades of red, green, and blue in regard to your blouse. Black, white, and yellow are the preferred ones for your blouse and obviously you need to wear matching colored brassieres.
Me: Okay. I never knew that!
Guru-ji: And same stands for your petticoat also Beti. Blank, white and yellow are the preferred colors. Well, you will be surprised to know that even your panty color can add a certain percentage of attraction or repulsion for your husband!
Me: What?
I almost shouted. I could not stop me reacting like that and immediately felt so withdrawn because the topic was my panty color! Panty color of mine! A married woman nearing 30! By whom? The person who was unknown 4-5 days back! Moreover, four other unknown males listening to this juicy topic! My God!
Guru-ji: Ha ha ha… yes Beti. Don’t be so surprised! From now on when you go to buy a panty for yourself, do concentrate on the color too. Only three are preferred colors - black, white, and red.
He paused a little and asked me a dreadful question.
Guru-ji: By the way, what color do you usually wear Beti?
On one hand he was calling me “Beti”, but on the other hand he was forwarding to me the most indecent question! Immediately my “keenness” to know more from Guru-ji vaporized and I felt so very ashamed and honestly felt like diving in the yagya fire!
I fumbled to give any reply and Guru-ji simply made fun out of me taking me to the height of verbal embarrassment.
Guru-ji: Just a minute Beti, you just keep mum and let me check my disciples’ observation skills.
Guru-ji turned his face towards the four standing males.
Guru-ji: You folks have been watching Anita for a few days now. You have known her character, nature, and liking to some extent. Nirmal, can you predict what panty color she would prefer in general?
I was simply astounded, wordless, and remained like an inanimate object with my eyes down towards the floor.
Nirmal: Guru-ji, I think Madam wears mostly red panties.
Guru-ji: Why do you say that Nirmal?
Nirmal: When I talked to Madam, it seemed she got aggravated quickly and red is the symbol of quick temper.
Guru-ji: Okay. Sanjeev?
Sanjeev: I think she prefers blue.
Guru-ji: Why do you say so Sanjeev?
Sanjeev: Guru-ji, when she came to the ashram she had brought one white and one blue panty with her. She must have brought her favorite and most comfortable inner wears here, as this is an unknown place for her. White being a pretty common color, I think she prefers to wear blue panties.
Guru-ji: Hmm… Beti, you must be amused. See, every individual has his own calculations! Okay, Uday?
Uday: I think Madam is romantic in nature and pink is the color of romance. So…
Guru-ji: So, you feel that Anita must be mostly choosing a pink panty under her sari. Okay. That’s not a bad observation. Rajkamal?
Rajkamal: Yes Guru-ji. I don’t think Madam wears a panty on a regular basis. Why am I saying so because when I was massaging her I did not find a prominent waistband line on her waist, which a panty invariably creates for a regular user. So I feel Madam don’t have any specific color choice for her panty.
Guru-ji: O-k-a-y. So, Anita – all are interesting replies and now you need to tell us who is correct.
“Stunned” was a lesser word for any reaction from me. I was simply lip-locked listening to all these and could not even look up in shame.
Guru-ji: Beti, there is nothing to feel shy about. Come on!
I could well realize that I have to reply to this. I licked my lips again and cleared my throat once to gain in confidence.
Me: Ye… I mean… err… Guru-ji…
Guru-ji: Yes Beti, tell us… we are all eagerly waiting.
Me: Actually what Rajkamal said is partly right…
Guru-ji: That you do not wear a panty on a regular basis.
Me: Yes, I mean I don’t wear it at… I mean when I am at home.
I felt so exposed as I shared that fact with these 5 males!
Guru-ji: Oh! That’s bad! Your husband must consider himself unlucky!
Me: Why?
I almost instantly said that to Guru-ji’s comment not realizing fully what he actually meant.
Guru-ji: Beti, you only said that you remain panty-less at home, so when you meet your husband on bed, you never allowed him to get the thrill of pulling down a woman’s panty before a fuck!
Me: Err..
Guru-ji: Tell me, am I right or wrong?
Me: Ye… er… yes Guru-ji, right.
Guru-ji: So Beti, along with the other alternatives that I have suggested, you also include the habit of wearing a panty at home. I know most married women living in town do not wear it, but you have to do it for your own good. Got it?
I nodded shyly.
Guru-ji: And what about the color?
Me: I like to wear pink….
Guru-ji: Okay, so Uday hit the bull’s eye. Congrats Uday. Ha ha ha…
Uday: Thanks Guru-ji.
Guru-ji: But from now on when you go to the market, only ask for a black, white, or a red one because these three panty-colors attract males most. Also note that light blue, light green, and maroon are the most offending panty-colors.
Me: Ji… ji Guru-ji.
Guru-ji: Okay that’s all about your dress code and there are a few other things that if you keep in mind Anita, you can liven up your love making with your husband. One is you should not tie up your hair while going to bed. They should flow normally on your shoulder. Next is, if possible, you should use nail polish on your fingers while presenting yourself to your husband. Okay?
Me: Okay Guru-ji. I do that at times.
Guru-ji: Good, but try to get into a habit. Next are your armpits. If you raise your hands you will see you have quite a bush there. You must clean that, if not fully, at least partially.
Me: Yes, I trim at times, but they grow so fast…
Guru-ji was smiling and I smiled back foolishly.
Guru-ji: Same stands for your pubic hairs Anita. When I examined you on the table I do recall that you have a heavy bush, which is not acceptable again. How often do you trim?
The question was so direct and straight that I was bowled over. Getting such comments from a matured adult male was like getting verbally fucked each time!
Me: Err… Not… I mean… I do not…
I stammered horribly in shame.
Guru-ji: While examining I do recall that you had thick coils of pubic hair over your choot. Isn’t it Beti?
The word “choot” almost gave me a stagger.
Me: Ha-es... (I uttered a combination of “haa” and “yes”).
Guru-ji: But that’s not a good idea Beti. Why do you allow such an overgrown bush there? Does you husband encourage you for that?
I felt like dying to reply such questions, but was helpless and had to answer. Guru-ji was too forceful to get replies out of me.
Guru-ji: Don’t keep mum Beti. If your husband likes it, then its okay, but if not, you need to trim it at times so when you become naked before your husband you look attractive down there.
I had never experienced such direct dealings with my personal life. In fact this was one of the core reasons that I avoided male gynecologists (along with getting exposed in front of them) when I started feeling the problem of not getting pregnant. They would invariably ask me when do I have my periods, are they regular or not, how is the flow, how may times do we copulate, and all sorts of personal questions which are always very difficult to be answered by any woman to a male.
Me: No actually….
Guru-ji: Open up! Open up! I do not accept such replies.
Guru-ji’s voice was stern and cold as steel. I could realize there was no escape for me and had to shamelessly reveal all my personal secrets.
Me: Actually Guru-ji, my husband had never said err… anything regarding….
Guru-ji: Regarding what?
Me: I mean… (I gulped down saliva) regarding my pubic err….pubic hairs and so I never thought to… but Guru-ji… I mean its not that I do not trim, I do trim it from time to time.
Guru-ji: When did you last trim?
Me: Err… a month… no probably two to three months back.
Guru-ji: So see, that’s the reason you have such a bush now! You are a married woman Beti and you know this better than anyone else that how important your choot is to your husband! Don’t you feel like keeping it clean and attractive?
I licked my lips. It was getting dry time and again listening to such direct things from this Godman. I just nodded. What else could I do?
Guru-ji: You have such a nice figure, why not take care of it! Before you take a bath, may be once a month you just trim it… that’s all! But Anita, you need to give your husband a surprise at times. Do you agree?
I again nodded and Guru-ji continued his lewd talks.
Guru-ji: Tell me how?
I was again caught on the wrong foot.
Me: By... I mean… err… probably trimming them.
Guru-ji: N-o B-e-t-i… How can you surprise him? Think! Think!
Nothing came to my mind and I looked blank.
Guru-ji: So? No guesses? Okay, let me try to get it from you only!
Guru-ji looked quite amused!
Guru-ji: You said that you trim your choot hairs once in 3-4 months… Right? Now tell me where do you do it usually?
Me: Toilet, where else?
I almost instantaneously replied though I was surprised by such an absurd question, but Guru-ji surprised me even more with his answer!
Guru-ji: Beti, you may think that toilet is the only place, but women who had come to me for Yoni Puja did reveal more interesting places!
Me: Meaning?
I could not stop reacting.
Guru-ji: Why Nirmal? Last year there was that Gujju lady… what was her name?
Nirmal: Mrs. Patel.
Guru-ji: Right, right. Patel. Deepshikha Patel.
Nirmal: Her story is interesting. He he…
Nirmal laughed the way, which irritates me the most.
Guru-ji: You know Beti Deepshikha wanted to have a child after seven years, but was having problems and hence came to me. She had a 6-7 year old son. Like you she also used to trim her pubic hairs in her toilet, but one day her son followed her to the bathroom and found those small hairs on wet floor. She felt very embarrassed and decided to change the venue.
Guru-ji paused just a little to take a deep breath.
Guru-ji: Mrs. Patel did not get a decent place at her home to do this work and lastly as she told me she decided to it in her college where she was a teacher! She used the college toilet! Can you imagine Anita?
Me: My goodness!
I reacted so spontaneously!
Guru-ji: There were a couple of women who said they prefer to cut their choot hairs in their bedroom in the afternoon hours when their husband was away as they did not have a proper mirror in their toilets.
Me: Hmm. That’s acceptable!
I was myself surprised as to how was I responding to such a lewd and offending topic for any woman.
Nirmal: Guru-ji, tell Madam about Mrs. Khurana’s confession.
Guru-ji: O yes! That’s also out of the ordinary for sure and comical too!
I was not much keen to revolve on this topic due to my natural shyness and was getting rather restless due to the awkwardness of the topic, but there was hardly anything I could do.
Guru-ji: Rina… that’s her name. She had a similar problem like you, but she is elderly at least compared to you, 35-36 years, and came to me almost as a last resort. She was childless for about 10 years after marriage. She confessed to me that she used to trim her choot hairs at her friend’s place, who was almost her age and a long-time friend, and they used to do it together. Rina had this practice for several years and they used to trim each other’s hairs. One day she came to know that her friend was shifting to a new place as her husband got a new job posting.
One thing I had to admit in my mind, despite this gauche subject, Guru-ji was delivering it so casually that it sounded like just another story!
Guru-ji: You know Anita, initially she did not think of this problem, but of course realized after a month or so. Rina tried to do it on her own, but was unable to manage it. Then she decided to take her maidservant into confidence and made her involved in this work. She told me that she used to call her maidservant in her bedroom in the afternoon hours when all was quiet. She stretched out on bed and raised her sari up to her waist and her maidservant did the trimming. The problem started then.
Me: Why?
The question came out of my mouth spontaneously!
Guru-ji: Ha ha ha… Beti, actually the maidservant was not at all habituated with scissors, which is understandable also, and she fumbled in most cases and this went on for one or two occasions. Rina was a bit upset but had no other option also. Now, this maidservant’s husband was a barber and in order to win over her mistress, one afternoon she came with her husband. Rina had already told her of trimming her hairs that day. Just imagine!
Sanjeev, Uday, Nirmal, Sanjeev, and Rajkamal all echoed light laughs and I also smiled shamelessly!
Guru-ji: Rina was obviously surprised when she saw a male accompanying her maidservant, but when she knew his identity, she allowed him to come in, but was not keen to know why he had come. She thought they would leave together and hence the man would wait for his wife. Rina usually stripped her sari and petticoat and then called her maidservant in her bedroom. That day was no exception. She was lying on bed half naked and the maidservant entered the room with his husband.
Me: Oh no!
Guru-ji: I don’t think I need to go on any longer. Ha ha ha… Till the time Rina realized the whole thing from her maid, it was an extremely embarrassing situation for her and funny too! Ha ha ha…
Guru-ji was nodding his head as he continued to chuckle.
Guru-ji: Anyway, getting back to the root the issue - how to surprise your husband through your pubic hairs. The solution is simple Beti. Once in blue moon if you shave your choot hairs completely that would surely excite any male, of course including your husband! Ha ha ha…
Me: What?
Guru-ji: Why not!
Me: C-o-m-p-l-e-t-e-l-y!
I could not help myself but to react like that. Honestly I could never think in my wildest imagination to have a clean shaven pussy! My God! What was he saying?
Guru-ji: Why not! You need to come out of these inhibitions.
Me: Ishhh… No, no Guru-ji… What would he say…. I mean…
Guru-ji: Take my word. Your husband will only love you more. Since you are born and brought up in a town, you got scared at this very thought.
Me: But… but… No no…
Guru-ji: Beti, yes, for the initial 2-3 days, you will feel very sensitive there as that bush will not be there, but then you will also become habituated. Since your marriage is now 3-4 years old, you surely would get electrifying benefit if you shave your…
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