13-02-2019, 01:19 PM
Guru-ji: So? No guesses? Okay, let me try to get it from you only!
Guru-ji looked quite amused!
Guru-ji: You said that you trim your choot hairs once in 3-4 months… Right? Now tell me where do you do it usually?
Me: Toilet, where else?
I almost instantaneously replied though I was surprised by such an absurd question, but Guru-ji surprised me even more with his answer!
Guru-ji: Beti, you may think that toilet is the only place, but women who had come to me for Yoni Puja did reveal more interesting places!
Me: Meaning?
I could not stop reacting.
Guru-ji: Why Nirmal? Last year there was that Gujju lady… what was her name?
Nirmal: Mrs. Patel.
Guru-ji: Right, right. Patel. Deepshikha Patel.
Nirmal: Her story is interesting. He he…
Nirmal laughed the way, which irritates me the most.
Guru-ji: You know Beti Deepshikha wanted to have a child after seven years, but was having problems and hence came to me. She had a 6-7 year old son. Like you she also used to trim her pubic hairs in her toilet, but one day her son followed her to the bathroom and found those small hairs on wet floor. She felt very embarrassed and decided to change the venue.
Guru-ji paused just a little to take a deep breath.
Guru-ji: Mrs. Patel did not get a decent place at her home to do this work and lastly as she told me she decided to it in her college where she was a teacher! She used the college toilet! Can you imagine Anita?
Me: My goodness!
I reacted so spontaneously!
Guru-ji: There were a couple of women who said they prefer to cut their choot hairs in their bedroom in the afternoon hours when their husband was away as they did not have a proper mirror in their toilets.
Me: Hmm. That’s acceptable!
I was myself surprised as to how was I responding to such a lewd and offending topic for any woman.
Nirmal: Guru-ji, tell Madam about Mrs. Khurana’s confession.
Guru-ji: O yes! That’s also out of the ordinary for sure and comical too!
I was not much keen to revolve on this topic due to my natural shyness and was getting rather restless due to the awkwardness of the topic, but there was hardly anything I could do.
Guru-ji: Rina… that’s her name. She had a similar problem like you, but she is elderly at least compared to you, 35-36 years, and came to me almost as a last resort. She was childless for about 10 years after marriage. She confessed to me that she used to trim her choot hairs at her friend’s place, who was almost her age and a long-time friend, and they used to do it together. Rina had this practice for several years and they used to trim each other’s hairs. One day she came to know that her friend was shifting to a new place as her husband got a new job posting.
One thing I had to admit in my mind, despite this gauche subject, Guru-ji was delivering it so casually that it sounded like just another story!
Guru-ji: You know Anita, initially she did not think of this problem, but of course realized after a month or so. Rina tried to do it on her own, but was unable to manage it. Then she decided to take her maidservant into confidence and made her involved in this work. She told me that she used to call her maidservant in her bedroom in the afternoon hours when all was quiet. She stretched out on bed and raised her sari up to her waist and her maidservant did the trimming. The problem started then.
Me: Why?
The question came out of my mouth spontaneously!
Guru-ji: Ha ha ha… Beti, actually the maidservant was not at all habituated with scissors, which is understandable also, and she fumbled in most cases and this went on for one or two occasions. Rina was a bit upset but had no other option also. Now, this maidservant’s husband was a barber and in order to win over her mistress, one afternoon she came with her husband. Rina had already told her of trimming her hairs that day. Just imagine!
Sanjeev, Uday, Nirmal, Sanjeev, and Rajkamal all echoed light laughs and I also smiled shamelessly!
Guru-ji: Rina was obviously surprised when she saw a male accompanying her maidservant, but when she knew his identity, she allowed him to come in, but was not keen to know why he had come. She thought they would leave together and hence the man would wait for his wife. Rina usually stripped her sari and petticoat and then called her maidservant in her bedroom. That day was no exception. She was lying on bed half naked and the maidservant entered the room with his husband.
Me: Oh no!
Guru-ji: I don’t think I need to go on any longer. Ha ha ha… Till the time Rina realized the whole thing from her maid, it was an extremely embarrassing situation for her and funny too! Ha ha ha…
Guru-ji was nodding his head as he continued to chuckle.
Guru-ji: Anyway, getting back to the root the issue - how to surprise your husband through your pubic hairs. The solution is simple Beti. Once in blue moon if you shave your choot hairs completely that would surely excite any male, of course including your husband! Ha ha ha…
Me: What?
Guru-ji: Why not!
Me: C-o-m-p-l-e-t-e-l-y!
I could not help myself but to react like that. Honestly I could never think in my wildest imagination to have a clean shaven pussy! My God! What was he saying?
Guru-ji: Why not! You need to come out of these inhibitions.
Me: Ishhh… No, no Guru-ji… What would he say…. I mean…
Guru-ji: Take my word. Your husband will only love you more. Since you are born and brought up in a town, you got scared at this very thought.
Me: But… but… No no…
Guru-ji: Beti, yes, for the initial 2-3 days, you will feel very sensitive there as that bush will not be there, but then you will also become habituated. Since your marriage is now 3-4 years old, you surely would get electrifying benefit if you shave your…
Guru-ji looked quite amused!
Guru-ji: You said that you trim your choot hairs once in 3-4 months… Right? Now tell me where do you do it usually?
Me: Toilet, where else?
I almost instantaneously replied though I was surprised by such an absurd question, but Guru-ji surprised me even more with his answer!
Guru-ji: Beti, you may think that toilet is the only place, but women who had come to me for Yoni Puja did reveal more interesting places!
Me: Meaning?
I could not stop reacting.
Guru-ji: Why Nirmal? Last year there was that Gujju lady… what was her name?
Nirmal: Mrs. Patel.
Guru-ji: Right, right. Patel. Deepshikha Patel.
Nirmal: Her story is interesting. He he…
Nirmal laughed the way, which irritates me the most.
Guru-ji: You know Beti Deepshikha wanted to have a child after seven years, but was having problems and hence came to me. She had a 6-7 year old son. Like you she also used to trim her pubic hairs in her toilet, but one day her son followed her to the bathroom and found those small hairs on wet floor. She felt very embarrassed and decided to change the venue.
Guru-ji paused just a little to take a deep breath.
Guru-ji: Mrs. Patel did not get a decent place at her home to do this work and lastly as she told me she decided to it in her college where she was a teacher! She used the college toilet! Can you imagine Anita?
Me: My goodness!
I reacted so spontaneously!
Guru-ji: There were a couple of women who said they prefer to cut their choot hairs in their bedroom in the afternoon hours when their husband was away as they did not have a proper mirror in their toilets.
Me: Hmm. That’s acceptable!
I was myself surprised as to how was I responding to such a lewd and offending topic for any woman.
Nirmal: Guru-ji, tell Madam about Mrs. Khurana’s confession.
Guru-ji: O yes! That’s also out of the ordinary for sure and comical too!
I was not much keen to revolve on this topic due to my natural shyness and was getting rather restless due to the awkwardness of the topic, but there was hardly anything I could do.
Guru-ji: Rina… that’s her name. She had a similar problem like you, but she is elderly at least compared to you, 35-36 years, and came to me almost as a last resort. She was childless for about 10 years after marriage. She confessed to me that she used to trim her choot hairs at her friend’s place, who was almost her age and a long-time friend, and they used to do it together. Rina had this practice for several years and they used to trim each other’s hairs. One day she came to know that her friend was shifting to a new place as her husband got a new job posting.
One thing I had to admit in my mind, despite this gauche subject, Guru-ji was delivering it so casually that it sounded like just another story!
Guru-ji: You know Anita, initially she did not think of this problem, but of course realized after a month or so. Rina tried to do it on her own, but was unable to manage it. Then she decided to take her maidservant into confidence and made her involved in this work. She told me that she used to call her maidservant in her bedroom in the afternoon hours when all was quiet. She stretched out on bed and raised her sari up to her waist and her maidservant did the trimming. The problem started then.
Me: Why?
The question came out of my mouth spontaneously!
Guru-ji: Ha ha ha… Beti, actually the maidservant was not at all habituated with scissors, which is understandable also, and she fumbled in most cases and this went on for one or two occasions. Rina was a bit upset but had no other option also. Now, this maidservant’s husband was a barber and in order to win over her mistress, one afternoon she came with her husband. Rina had already told her of trimming her hairs that day. Just imagine!
Sanjeev, Uday, Nirmal, Sanjeev, and Rajkamal all echoed light laughs and I also smiled shamelessly!
Guru-ji: Rina was obviously surprised when she saw a male accompanying her maidservant, but when she knew his identity, she allowed him to come in, but was not keen to know why he had come. She thought they would leave together and hence the man would wait for his wife. Rina usually stripped her sari and petticoat and then called her maidservant in her bedroom. That day was no exception. She was lying on bed half naked and the maidservant entered the room with his husband.
Me: Oh no!
Guru-ji: I don’t think I need to go on any longer. Ha ha ha… Till the time Rina realized the whole thing from her maid, it was an extremely embarrassing situation for her and funny too! Ha ha ha…
Guru-ji was nodding his head as he continued to chuckle.
Guru-ji: Anyway, getting back to the root the issue - how to surprise your husband through your pubic hairs. The solution is simple Beti. Once in blue moon if you shave your choot hairs completely that would surely excite any male, of course including your husband! Ha ha ha…
Me: What?
Guru-ji: Why not!
Me: C-o-m-p-l-e-t-e-l-y!
I could not help myself but to react like that. Honestly I could never think in my wildest imagination to have a clean shaven pussy! My God! What was he saying?
Guru-ji: Why not! You need to come out of these inhibitions.
Me: Ishhh… No, no Guru-ji… What would he say…. I mean…
Guru-ji: Take my word. Your husband will only love you more. Since you are born and brought up in a town, you got scared at this very thought.
Me: But… but… No no…
Guru-ji: Beti, yes, for the initial 2-3 days, you will feel very sensitive there as that bush will not be there, but then you will also become habituated. Since your marriage is now 3-4 years old, you surely would get electrifying benefit if you shave your…
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