24-11-2018, 07:26 PM
(This post was last modified: 24-11-2018, 07:45 PM by KareenaKapoorLover.)
Aab Kareena Gaav jane ke liye apne aap ko mana leti hai.
and aab wo gaav jaane ke liye puri tarah se ready thi.
wo Gaav jane ke liye nikal jaati hai jo ki kaafi durr tha , kaafi lamba rasta karke wo
sabhi gaav mai daakhil hote hai, kareena dekhti hai wo gaav to kaafi sundar , hara
bhara tha, par wo ek cheej notice karti hai ki waha ke log kaafi kaale or badsurat the.
uske mann mai ye chinta thi ki wo yha pe kaise gaav walo ke beech reh payengi or
shooting kar payengi.
isse ke sath wo din beeth jata hai or agle he din se shooting start hona rehti hai.
Aab next day aa jata hai and saari crew, director, nd Kareena shoot ke liye ready
ho jate hai.
pure gaav ke dehati log shoot dekhne bhari bheed leke wha umad padte hai.
shooting chalu ho jaati hai.
Jaise he wha ke gaav wale Kareena ko dekhte hai wo log pagal se ho jate hai.
Unmai se do aadmi baate karre , pehla " Sala kya maal hai bc kareena , kya goora
jism hai be uska itna sexy figure mene aaj tak nhi dekha".
dusra " Sahi kaha be kya chuchiya hai iski , kya gaand hai, iski sundarta ke to
darshan sirf Tv pe he kiya karte the par aaj ye hamare samne hai mjhe to yaakin
he nhi ho rha hai.......
or aise he krte karte us din ka shoot khatam ho jata hai sham tak.
Kareena jo ki ghumne ka kaafi shauk rakhti thi wo sochti hai kyu na iss gaav mai
sham ke baad thoda ghuma jae or gaav ke shudarta ko dekha jae, par wo nhi cahti
thi ki uske bodyguards bhi uske sath aaye , nhi to gaav waalo ko samjh aa jaenga
ki jo Kareena Kapoor hai nd wo khul ke nhi ghum sakengi.
To Kareena apne Guard ko bolti hai ki "mai akeli he jaungi Car se ghumne tum log
sath honge to gaav walo ko shak honga.
Guard " Madam par aapki security ka kya ? ham nhi honge to aap ko inn pagal
gaav walo se kon bacaenga.
Kareena " wo mai khud manage kar lungi waise bhi aandera ho gya hai to gaav walo ko pata nhi chlenga ki gaadi mai kareena hai.
Guard " Dar ke sath Ok madam , Jaise aap ki marji.
Or Kareena Car lekar nikal jaati hai........
ghumte ghumte kareena ek sun saan raste ki taraf chl deti hai jha ka raasta kaafi
kharab tha.
chalte chalte uski gaadi ka tyre puncture ho jata hai .
wo gaadi se bahar nikalti hai or dekhti hai ki tyre puchture ho gya hai .
Kareena " Oh shit isse bhi aabhi he puncture hona tha aab mai ise kaise thik
karungi" . wo aas paas najar doodati hai to koi nhi dikhta , wo apna mobile check
krti hai to mobile ka network bhi nhi aata.
Wo kaafi dar jati hai ki wo bechari yha se kaise niklengi kyuki raat kaafi ho chuki thi .
tabhi usse koi aadmi pass aata nazar aata hai, wo aadmi uske saamne aata hai to
kareena usko dekh ke ek baar to daar jaati hai.
Wo aadmi tha Bhima kareeb 60 saal ka honga , Dikhne mai ekdum Kaala maano ko
coal ki khadan se nikalke bahar aaya ho , shakal pe ghani mooch , or halki daadi jo
ki thode safeed thi. height uski karib 5'7 hongi, shareer kaafi mazhbut or thoda sa
peth bahar nikla hua tha. kapde usne fate hue pehne hue the, neeche ek lungi .
wo aadmi jaise he kareena ke samne aata hai uska dimaag chakra jata hai , usse
aapni aakho pe yakin nhi ho para tha , kareena kapoor jo ki bollywood ki itni baadi
star hai uske aakho ke samne khadi thi.
Bhima man he mann mc jiski videos/films dekh kar mai apna lauda hilata hu wo
aaj mere samne hai , jitni sundar ye Tv mai dikhti hai usse kayi jyda saamne dikhti
hai . iska goora ,khusbudar badan aaj mjhe kahi pagal na karde.
Bhima " Aap to Kareena Kapoor hai , kahi mai koi sapna to nhi dekh rha hu .
Kareena " Haan wo mai meri movie ke shooting ke liye iss gaav mai aayi hu ,
mai yha ghumne nikli thi or meri gaadi ka tyre puncture ho gya hai , aab mai kya
karu ?"
Bhima " Are to ismai kya madamji mai isse badal deta hu .
Kareena " Tumhe aata hai ye sab ?
Bhima " usmai kya hai madamji hame to sabhi tarah ke kaam aate hai .
Waise bhima tha to ek number ka mawali , din bhar idhar se udhar ghumna chori
krna , ye sab he usko aata tha isse chkkar mai uski biwi usse chod ke bhag gyi thi.
Or fir bhima jldi se kareena ki gaadi ka tyre chnge kar deta hai.
Kareena " Tum iss baat ke kuch Paise rakh lo".
Bhima agar isse paise le leye to ye fir nhi milengi or mjhe isko tv par dekhkar he
kaam chlana pdenga.
wo bol uthta hai " are madam ji paise dekar hame sharminda na kare, kya ham
aapne favourite herione ke liye itna nhi kar skte , mai aapka bahut bda fan ho
madam hamne aapki saari films dekhi hai."
Kareena " accha thik hai ".
Bhima " Madam mjhe aapki film ke shooting pass se dekhne hai , wo itni bheed
mai aap acche se nazar nhi aati shooting mai, agar aap cahe to ...."
Kareena " are itni se baat , tumne meri madad ki hai , tum kal aa jana shooting
dekhne mai guards ko keh kar tumhe pass aane ki permission dilwa dungi ".
Chlo aab mai niklti hu kaafi raat ho gyi hai .byeee.....
Bhima " bahut he khus hota hai , ye uski chaal thi jo safal hue thi ,
wo apne aap ko kaafi khusnasib samjh rha tha , saala itne saare logo ke beech mai
kareena ko pass de dekh paunga , uske husn ka deedar kar paunga .
wo ye sab sochke pagal sa hue jara tha , uska kamina dimaag kareena ko apni
banane ke liye maare jara tha ,wo kareena ke jism ke maze lena cahta tha, uske
mulayam raseele honto ka raas peena cahta tha .
Wo isse soch mai tha ki kaise uss haasin kareena ke karib jae.....
usse wo he sochte sochte raat bhar neend nhi aati nd agle din ki subah hoti hai .....
to be continued........