16-02-2020, 07:50 PM
Farah: jjjjeeeeeee ........ jeee theek hai ab ammi ki tabiat......
Ghar mai Major ky baary main hoti rahny wali baat cheet ky wajah sy uska
zehan bhi Major ky lye waisa hi sochta tha jaisa ky sub ghar waly sochty
thy............ woh bhi Major ko aik buhat hi bura aadmi samjhti thi........
jis sy hamesha door rahny or bach kr rahny ka usky baap Molvi Mansoor or
ammi ny sikhaaya tha.............. woh abhi bhi khouf zada nazron sy Major
ki traf dekh rahi thi......... jis ny half pant or aik sandoo bunyaan pehni
hoi thi...... jis main sy usky bazooun ky bharpoor muscles bilkul nangy
nazar aa rahy thy........... mazboot bazooun ki kaali kaali
machlyaan........... pharak rahi thin jaisy........... or usky mazboot or
taqatwar jisam ky aisy nazaary ko dekh kr Farah or bhi dar rahi thi.......
us ny apny dono haath Peeno ky peechy sy usky kaandhy pr rakh dye hoy
thy........ us main itni himmat bhi nahi ho rahi thi ky woh Peeno ko wahin
chor kr khud andar chali jaay........... or jaa bhi to nahi sakti thi na
...... ku ky chaabi pahly hi Peeno ky haath main thi darwaza kholny ky
lye........ or Peeno ....... Peeno ko to jaisy maza aa raha tha Major sy
batain krny main............
Major baat ko aagy barhaaty hoy bola........... to kub tak chutti ho jaay gi
unko hospital sy........
Farh phir ghabraai hoi awaaz main: jjjjjeeeeeeeee woohhhhhh aik do din main
ho jaay gi chutti.......
Major: acha chalo theek hai........ waisy koi kaam ho yaa kisi cheez ki
zaroorat ho to mujhy bataa daina............ kuch chahye to main laa daita
hoon neechy sy........ Fazloo ki dukaan tak jaa raha hoon main..........
Peeno ny mur kr Farah ki traf dekha jaisy usy pooch rahi ho ky kuch chahye
to nahi.......
Farah: nahi...... nahi ....... shukrya........ kuch nahi chahye hain
hamain.........
Peeno Farah ko dekh kr boli: ary Farah ku dar rahi ho Major sb sy.......
Major sb to buhat hi achy aadmi hain........ bus aisy logon ny inko badnaam
kia hoa hai....... main to kahti hoon ky poori building mai inky jaisa mard
koi nahi hai...........
Peeno ny aik khaas adaa sy Major ki traf dekhty hoy muskraa kr kaha to Major
bhi muskraa dya........
Major apny peely daant nikaal kr muskraya.......... waisy hamsaaya hi
hamsaaye ky kaam aata hai na............ chalo koi baat nahi........ waisy
agar kuch bhi chahye ho to zaroor btaana........
Yeh kah kr Major neechy ki seedhyon ki traf chala gya........ or Peeno ny
flat ka darwaza khola or dono andar aagain............. andar aain to Farah
ny sukoon ki saans li...............
Farah: ufffffff yaar........ yeh Major to peechy hi par gya tha..........
jaan hi nahi chor raha tha...........
Peeno hansti hoi.......... kyun kya hua.......... us ny kya kah dya tha
tumko......
Farah: ary yaar mujhy to bara dar lagta hai us ghundy sy............ dekha
nahi kitna khoufnaak hai woh.........
Peeno boli........... ary nahi Farah....... aisi to koi baat nahi
hai......... acha bhala aadmi hai........... bus building waloon ny aisy hi
uska naam badnaam kia hoa hai...............
Dono kitchen main khari thin........Farah fridge sy paani nikaalti hoi
boli........ or tum bari tareefain kr rahi thi us ki........ ky bara acha
hai.... or us jaisa koi mard nahi hai building main...........
Peeno hansi............. hehehehehe............ such hi to kah rahi thi
main.............. btaao to usky jaisa mazboot or taqatwar jisam hai kya
kisi ka............ kitna to handsome hai........
Farah Peeno ky bazoo pr aik thappar maarti hoi boli........ oyee
oyeee........ bus kr....... iraada kya hai tera........
Peeno hansny lagi........... hehhehehehe.......... mera koi iraada nahi hai
Farah jee.............. waisy tum kaho to kraa doon uska bandobast........
Farah: such main tu bari hi kameeni hai Peeno.......... kitni baar kaha hai
ky aisi batain na kia kr mery sy....... pr tujhy to koi sharam hi nahi
aati...... kisi din abbu ny sun lya na to dekhna dono ko hi jaan sy maar
dain gy.............
Peeno hansi: kin dono ko.......... tum ko or Major sb ko kya??????
Farah: kameeni thar jaa zara........ tu aisy baaz nahi aay gi........
Peeno hansti hoi kitchen sy bahir ki traf bhaagi............ Farah bhi Peeno
ki baton pr hansny lagi.......... or phir paani peeny ky baad wo bhi kitchen
sy bahir aagai....... Peeno bethi hoi TV dekh rahi thi........ Saba bhi
paas hi beth gai............
Peeno: ary yeh to yaad hi nahi raha poochna....... aap itni raat ko aai kis
ky saath ho ghar............
Farah: wo Ashraf bhai hain na wo Saba aapi ko chorny gy thy hospital to abbu
ny mujhy unky saath bhaej dya.......... Ashraf bhaai hi chor ky gy hain
mujhy gate pr............
Peeno: ary yaar yeh kya tum her waqat Ashraf bhaai Ashraf bhaai lagaay
rakhti ho.............. acha bhala handome aadmi hai..... itni khoobsorat or
cute sa......... or tum usy bhaai banaay rakhti ho........
Farah: tu baaz nahi aay gi........... bhaai na kahoon to or kya kahoon
unko.......
Peeno: ary pagli.......... bhaai to sirf wohi hota hai jis sy shaadi na ho
saky........... or un Ashraf sb ko to aaj bolo to abhi tumhara ghoonghat
uthaany ko tyaar ho jaain yeh aap ky ASHRAF BHAAIII.................
hehehehehehehe
Farah bhi Peeno ki batoon ko enjoy kr rahi thi............. pata nahi tu kya
kya bakwaas krti rahti hai............. pagal hai tu to bus......... tery
dimagh main to bus her waqat yehi batain swaar rahti hain.......... acha
yaad aaya.......... woh main ny abhi fridge main Cornetto rakhin hain jaldi
sy woh to uthaa laa...........
Peeno uth kr gai or fridge sy Cornetto uthaa laai......... aik Farah ko dy
di........ or doosri khud ly kr beth gai...........
Peeno: acha kia aap ny jo Cornetto ly aain....... buhat dil kr raha tha ice
cream khaany ka.........
Farah Cornetto ka repper khool kr usy ooper sy chaat ny lagi......or
boli........ haan mera bhi dil kr raha tha to main ny Ashraf bhaai ko bola
to unhon ny ly kr di.............
Peeno: phir wohi bhaai.............. waisy bary chalaak hai aap ky yeh
Ashraf bhaai...........
Farah: kyu ab kya hoa..........
Peeno hansi.............. dekh nahi rahi ky us ny tum ko Cornetto ly ky di
hai........ or cup wali ice cream nahi......
Ghar mai Major ky baary main hoti rahny wali baat cheet ky wajah sy uska
zehan bhi Major ky lye waisa hi sochta tha jaisa ky sub ghar waly sochty
thy............ woh bhi Major ko aik buhat hi bura aadmi samjhti thi........
jis sy hamesha door rahny or bach kr rahny ka usky baap Molvi Mansoor or
ammi ny sikhaaya tha.............. woh abhi bhi khouf zada nazron sy Major
ki traf dekh rahi thi......... jis ny half pant or aik sandoo bunyaan pehni
hoi thi...... jis main sy usky bazooun ky bharpoor muscles bilkul nangy
nazar aa rahy thy........... mazboot bazooun ki kaali kaali
machlyaan........... pharak rahi thin jaisy........... or usky mazboot or
taqatwar jisam ky aisy nazaary ko dekh kr Farah or bhi dar rahi thi.......
us ny apny dono haath Peeno ky peechy sy usky kaandhy pr rakh dye hoy
thy........ us main itni himmat bhi nahi ho rahi thi ky woh Peeno ko wahin
chor kr khud andar chali jaay........... or jaa bhi to nahi sakti thi na
...... ku ky chaabi pahly hi Peeno ky haath main thi darwaza kholny ky
lye........ or Peeno ....... Peeno ko to jaisy maza aa raha tha Major sy
batain krny main............
Major baat ko aagy barhaaty hoy bola........... to kub tak chutti ho jaay gi
unko hospital sy........
Farh phir ghabraai hoi awaaz main: jjjjjeeeeeeeee woohhhhhh aik do din main
ho jaay gi chutti.......
Major: acha chalo theek hai........ waisy koi kaam ho yaa kisi cheez ki
zaroorat ho to mujhy bataa daina............ kuch chahye to main laa daita
hoon neechy sy........ Fazloo ki dukaan tak jaa raha hoon main..........
Peeno ny mur kr Farah ki traf dekha jaisy usy pooch rahi ho ky kuch chahye
to nahi.......
Farah: nahi...... nahi ....... shukrya........ kuch nahi chahye hain
hamain.........
Peeno Farah ko dekh kr boli: ary Farah ku dar rahi ho Major sb sy.......
Major sb to buhat hi achy aadmi hain........ bus aisy logon ny inko badnaam
kia hoa hai....... main to kahti hoon ky poori building mai inky jaisa mard
koi nahi hai...........
Peeno ny aik khaas adaa sy Major ki traf dekhty hoy muskraa kr kaha to Major
bhi muskraa dya........
Major apny peely daant nikaal kr muskraya.......... waisy hamsaaya hi
hamsaaye ky kaam aata hai na............ chalo koi baat nahi........ waisy
agar kuch bhi chahye ho to zaroor btaana........
Yeh kah kr Major neechy ki seedhyon ki traf chala gya........ or Peeno ny
flat ka darwaza khola or dono andar aagain............. andar aain to Farah
ny sukoon ki saans li...............
Farah: ufffffff yaar........ yeh Major to peechy hi par gya tha..........
jaan hi nahi chor raha tha...........
Peeno hansti hoi.......... kyun kya hua.......... us ny kya kah dya tha
tumko......
Farah: ary yaar mujhy to bara dar lagta hai us ghundy sy............ dekha
nahi kitna khoufnaak hai woh.........
Peeno boli........... ary nahi Farah....... aisi to koi baat nahi
hai......... acha bhala aadmi hai........... bus building waloon ny aisy hi
uska naam badnaam kia hoa hai...............
Dono kitchen main khari thin........Farah fridge sy paani nikaalti hoi
boli........ or tum bari tareefain kr rahi thi us ki........ ky bara acha
hai.... or us jaisa koi mard nahi hai building main...........
Peeno hansi............. hehehehehe............ such hi to kah rahi thi
main.............. btaao to usky jaisa mazboot or taqatwar jisam hai kya
kisi ka............ kitna to handsome hai........
Farah Peeno ky bazoo pr aik thappar maarti hoi boli........ oyee
oyeee........ bus kr....... iraada kya hai tera........
Peeno hansny lagi........... hehhehehehe.......... mera koi iraada nahi hai
Farah jee.............. waisy tum kaho to kraa doon uska bandobast........
Farah: such main tu bari hi kameeni hai Peeno.......... kitni baar kaha hai
ky aisi batain na kia kr mery sy....... pr tujhy to koi sharam hi nahi
aati...... kisi din abbu ny sun lya na to dekhna dono ko hi jaan sy maar
dain gy.............
Peeno hansi: kin dono ko.......... tum ko or Major sb ko kya??????
Farah: kameeni thar jaa zara........ tu aisy baaz nahi aay gi........
Peeno hansti hoi kitchen sy bahir ki traf bhaagi............ Farah bhi Peeno
ki baton pr hansny lagi.......... or phir paani peeny ky baad wo bhi kitchen
sy bahir aagai....... Peeno bethi hoi TV dekh rahi thi........ Saba bhi
paas hi beth gai............
Peeno: ary yeh to yaad hi nahi raha poochna....... aap itni raat ko aai kis
ky saath ho ghar............
Farah: wo Ashraf bhai hain na wo Saba aapi ko chorny gy thy hospital to abbu
ny mujhy unky saath bhaej dya.......... Ashraf bhaai hi chor ky gy hain
mujhy gate pr............
Peeno: ary yaar yeh kya tum her waqat Ashraf bhaai Ashraf bhaai lagaay
rakhti ho.............. acha bhala handome aadmi hai..... itni khoobsorat or
cute sa......... or tum usy bhaai banaay rakhti ho........
Farah: tu baaz nahi aay gi........... bhaai na kahoon to or kya kahoon
unko.......
Peeno: ary pagli.......... bhaai to sirf wohi hota hai jis sy shaadi na ho
saky........... or un Ashraf sb ko to aaj bolo to abhi tumhara ghoonghat
uthaany ko tyaar ho jaain yeh aap ky ASHRAF BHAAIII.................
hehehehehehehe
Farah bhi Peeno ki batoon ko enjoy kr rahi thi............. pata nahi tu kya
kya bakwaas krti rahti hai............. pagal hai tu to bus......... tery
dimagh main to bus her waqat yehi batain swaar rahti hain.......... acha
yaad aaya.......... woh main ny abhi fridge main Cornetto rakhin hain jaldi
sy woh to uthaa laa...........
Peeno uth kr gai or fridge sy Cornetto uthaa laai......... aik Farah ko dy
di........ or doosri khud ly kr beth gai...........
Peeno: acha kia aap ny jo Cornetto ly aain....... buhat dil kr raha tha ice
cream khaany ka.........
Farah Cornetto ka repper khool kr usy ooper sy chaat ny lagi......or
boli........ haan mera bhi dil kr raha tha to main ny Ashraf bhaai ko bola
to unhon ny ly kr di.............
Peeno: phir wohi bhaai.............. waisy bary chalaak hai aap ky yeh
Ashraf bhaai...........
Farah: kyu ab kya hoa..........
Peeno hansi.............. dekh nahi rahi ky us ny tum ko Cornetto ly ky di
hai........ or cup wali ice cream nahi......