Adultery The Dirty Show (Kapil Sharma )

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Surider k tabdd tabdd Tabble dinesh ki guitar or sab tunes k bhrmaar or audience ki taalio k bichh Enter hota hai kapil .......
Hayyyyyyy wowwwwwwww ,
Wellcome to the Dirty Show . hello archna ji kaisi hai ??

Arachna– ahahaha mai mast tu sunaaaaa ,

Kapil– kyaa baat hai aaaaj bade tight dress pehni hai , bde goll motoll mumme dikh rahe ajj tohh .

Arachna–hahaha kamine ,, tera idher dhyaan

Kapil–Vaise archnna ji , apko nhi lagta apke mumme  pehle se jyada bde bde ho gye , ajj toh apke boobs dress se uchhal uchhal bahar aa rahe hai ,

Archna–ahahahaha ,nahii  pehle kbhi  gaur nhi kiya tumne ,,
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Kapil–Challo khair jyada waqt na barbaad karte hue ap sabki talio k bich invite karta hu , goll mtol mumme , ubhri huii gaand , makmali badan , jise dekhte lund burj khliffa ban jaayeeee,,
Sonakshi sinha..................


Audiounce ki talio ki goonjh k sath sonkashi enter hoti hai , kapill k gale milti hai ,

Kapil– welcome sona , pehle se jyada  gorii ho gyi hoo , ,

Sonakshi – thankuuuuu

Kapil– acha ek swaal tha sonkashi ,, jaise tuhare hoth gulabi hai , maine suna jiske hoth gulabi ho uske mumme ki doddiya bi pink hoti hai....

Archnaa : hahahahhahah

Sonakshi –arehhh tum toh pta nahi kyaa kyaa sunte ho

Kapil– chalo or dher sari batein kareinge , pehle sona ap hmare soffe par biraajmaan ho jaayiye,

Archna – hahahah achha kapil ek baat bta , jaise koi b heroine aati hai , uske itne pyar se bolta hai soffe par biraajmaan hone ko , kabhi apni patni manju ko toh bolta nahin haii ,hmmm

Sonakshi –hmmmmm sahiiiii archna jii ..

Kapil– arehh toh bivi sonakshi sinha jaisi honi chahiye naaa,  Fir soffe par nahi aadmi seedha apne lund par biraajman hone ko kehta hai ...

Archana– ahahahahahah mind blowing

Sonakshi – hehehehe what a joke ,

Kapil–Sonkashi jaisi bivi ho lund hmesha khda smile karta hai , aayiye baitheiye upper , apni choot ko ghisaayiye mere muhh par ..

Archana–hahahahha

Sonakshi – arehh bss bsss bahutt ho gyaaaa
Kapil– achhaaa sonkasshi tumaaahri choot k uperr baaal.....)))))))wooo

Manjju Enter........

Manju–Sharmaaaaaa jiiiii , sharmma jjiii shrrrrrrrrr ........Arehh sonkashi aaayi haai .. haye sonakshii , hws u

Sonakshi –am fine hws u

Kapil– haayeee sonkshii  hawwwwss ueeeeeueeee ullluuuu luluuuu ,

Archana– hahahhhaahhahhaah

Kapil– Archnnaa jiiiii,, jabtakk niormal baatcheet ho rahi thee tabh tak je kambkt nahi aayegi , jab muddeh ki baat aayi , sonkashi ki choot k ballo main ghusne ja raha tha mai , tabhii aaan tapkiii ...

Manju – justtt shutupppp,,, chup raho tum , jab dekho flirt karte rehte ho , kabhii apni bivi ki salwaar utaar kar dekha choot par baal hai k nahii , hmesha dusrio ko taadte rehte ho....

Archana– hahaha

Sonakshi –Areh bde batmiz ho kapil aise koi baat karta apni bivi se itni khubsurat bivi hai.

Manju – thanku sona , app samjao na mere pati ko thoda ,

Kapil–kya samjaao haan , sonkashi ko dekh zara , jitney bade uske chootad hai , utne bade tere hothh hai ...

Archana– hahahahahhaha

Sonakshi–ahaha omgggg

Kapil– Apko ek baat btata hoon ek din kya huaa iske chootad par thoda sa zakhm ho gya ,, anus mein , mai isko docter k paas leke gya , or btayaa

Archana– haaan

Sonakshi–hmmm

Kapil–Docter chekk krne lage , maine docter se kaha docter saab iske chootado ke bich jakhm hai ,, aap iske hooton mai kyaa doond rahe ho ,,

Archana– hahahahahahah
Sonakshi– hahhahahahaha

Kapil–Docter bola sorry yr , muje lga yahi iski gaand hai , docter bola itne bade hoth , meri bivi ke chotad b is se chotte hai ... jgah jgah toh beti krwati meri ...

Archana–hahahahahah

Sonakshi–oh my goddddd

Shutttttt upp , bakwaasss band kro ,,ja rahiiii hoom mai ,, achaa sonakshi byeee ,,

Kapil– ohhhhhhh , khair sonakshi is se pehle koi aur aakar disturb kre , kush swalaat hai jo apke fans apse pushna chahte hai , toh eke k karke sab puch sakte haii ,, pehle kaun ,, wo ladki ne hath khada kiya pehle ,,, hanji medam wts name/from ???

Sir meraa naam b manju hi hai , jaise apki bivi ka naam ,am frm delhi

Kapil– wo muje b andaja ho gya apko dekh k ..

Archana– hahahah , haan kapil slim b bilkul manju jaisi hai , lein iske lips uske jaise nahin haii

Kapil– lips manju jaise nahin hai toh kya hua , app iske boobs dekho , santre jasie chotte chotte , idher archna ji ko dekho tarbooj leke ghoom rahii ..

Archana–hahahahh teri nazar mere tarbooj par hi rehti hai hardum

Sonakshi–bachh k rehiyeaga archna ji , kisi din hath daal lega j tharki banda ,

Kapil– maine neeche aake mrna hai , dimag khraab mera , mai toh sirf sonakshi tumare mumme upper hath daluga ,

Archana–hahahaha

Kapil– achhaaa toh medam manjuu kyaa swaal apka

Audience Girl ----- mera swaal sonaksi se hai sonakshi jaise abhi kapil ne kaha k mere boobs chotte hai , toh apke bade hai toh koi tips ????

Kapil– boobs bde ka tips lena toh archna ji se lo ,

Aud,girl—Itne bade b nahi chaiye , normal size chahiye or bilkul sonakshi jaisa size chaiye , actually mere husband ko sonakshi sinha bahut psand hai or wo chahta hai mere boobs b bilkul sonakshi jasie ho ..

Archana–hahahah

Sonakshi– ohhhh achhaa kaha hai apke pati

Aud,girl – mem wo nahi aaya lekin muje special bheja k tips leke aao

Kapil– je kya baat hui , khud kyu nahi aaya , jab pta hai unki fevrt heroine aa rahi sonkashi , live dekhne ka mauka b mill jata usko .

Archana– haaaaan

Sonakshi– hmmmmm

Aud,Girl—agar wo aate  toh kam khraab ho jana tha , uska khda ho jaata hai sonakshi ko dekhkar ,

Kapil– hhahhaa

Archana– hahahah

Sonakshi– haahaha

Kapil– toh koi nahiii yaha paas mai bitha k uska hath se hilla deti ,, vaaise ek bat hai jaise apke pati ki fevrat sonakshi hai tohh , jab apka pati apko chodta hoga toh apko maju naam se nahi sonakshi hi bulata hoga ,

Aud,girl- hahahahahah hanji bilkul aisa he hota hai  

Archana– hahahah wo bol rahi aisa hi hota hai

Sonakshi–hahahaha ohh god yarr ..

Kapil– yarr ladki kafi intrusting batein kar rahi hai , aap stage par aa jao na thodi or baat kartein hai ,, haan aayiye ,,

Ladki munch par jati hai or sahmne soffe paar baith jaati hai , or fir swalo ka silsila shurru hota hai

Archana– achaa manju ek baat btao , tumere pati ko sonakshi pasnad hai toh tummko chodte waqt sonkashi bolta hai , tumko konsa actor pasand hai ,

Aud,Girl – mem muje toh ajydevgun pasand hai or son of ssardaar meri humari fvrt movie hai , or mai hmesha kehti hoon ,, ohhh ajayy dheere kro ,

Sonakshi– aahahahahaha oh goddddddd

Kapil– dheere kro matlab , jayda zor se karte hai ,

Aud,girl – pehle toh dheere dheere karte hai , last me matlb end mai bahut tez ho jaate na ..

Kapil– toh last mai kyaa security officer ki raid padne wali hoti , last mei kya matllb

Archana– ahahahhahh arehh ejaculation

Kapil– ajeculation kya matlb , humne toh college mai calculation pda hai matmatics mai,

Archana–hahahhaha sonkashi bateigii

Sonakshi– areh ajeculation matlab paani nikaalna , jab iske pati ka niklne wala hota toh speed bad jaati hai ..

Kapil– dekhlo aarchna ji , shadi sonakshi ki hui nahi , sex bolti maine kiy nahi , jaankari saari rakhti hai , very talented girl ,,

Archana– ahahahahah

Sonakshi– areh teri trah sarkari college mai nahi padi mai kapil , humare college mai sab pdaya hai .

Kapil– kya kre greeb bande hai , college mai kush padaya nahi , ladki ajtak koi pati nahi , is show mai ek bivi mili hai wo b nakli , haath se hilla hilaa kaam chall raha hai hmara tohh .

Archana– hahahahah achaa toh kapil jab tu muthh maarta hai , tera b toh jab niklne vaala hota hai , teri b toh speed bad jaati hoti hogi na hath ki ,

Kapil– wo sabki badti mere ekele ki thodi badti ,

Archana–hahhahaahha

Sonakshi– achaa vaise kapil tum kisko imagine karke muthh marte ho ,

Audience chilaane lagti hai
Deepika deeepika deeepikaaa ,,................

Sonakshi– hahahhahahhahahaaha

Kapil– ohhh teriiiiiiii

Archana– hahahahah kapil public sab jaanti hai , sonkashi dekhna jab iski shadi hogi ginni se , je b is ladki manju ki trah suhaagrat ko aise imagine krege jasie, deepika se shadi hui ho ..

Sonakshi– hahahhaha

Kapil– tohhh kya abh greeb banda kya kre , khairrrr chodo in baton ko

Archana– hahhaaha

Sonakshi– bechaare ki dukhti rag par haath rakh diya archhna ji aape
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Kapil– achha toh mohtrma manju ji , abh apko kya ghode par chodke aau ? aap yahi baithe rahoge

Aud,girl – sir actually mere husband ki ek wish theee , sonakshi mem poori karde tohh

Archana–

Sonakshi– haan bilkul boliyeeee
Aud,girl – mere husband meri choot marne se pehle chaat te hai , meri choot ko apki choot samjke ,

Kapil–

Archana– hahhaaha

Sonakshi– haaan tohh

Aud,girl – tohh agar aap meri choot par thoda sa apka garam garam thook daalde toh , mere pati ko aaj chaatne mein maza double ho jayegaaa ,

Kapil–

Archana– hahahaahah aaaaahhahahahahahahhaaha

Sonakshi– arehh apke pati abh mere itne bade fan hai toh kaise mana kar sakti hooon

Kapil– medam aap ghar se ekk dibba lete aaat , usmein sonakshi ka thook bharke le jaati apke pati k liye , uski thook k sath subha unko praathein bna kar b khilaati ,

Archana– hahahahhaahhaha

Sonakshi– ahahhahahaha ,, aayiye maju ji , utaariye apki penty ,



Manju apni jean neeche karti hai or penty neeche karti hai sonkashi khadi hoke soffe k pas jati hai or maju ki choot k dono lips ko apni unglion se kholti hai

Kapil–

Archana–

Sonakshi– vaise apki choot ki shape bilkul meri choot jaise hi hai , or choot k ander thook deti hai , or thodi c chaat b deti hai , or kehti hai , lijiye medm thook b diya or chaat b di , aaj khush kar dena apke pati ko ,

Kapil– orr haan pati ke choot chaatne se pehle susu karne mat chale jaana , warna sonakshi sinha ki   thook b saath behh jayegi , dhyaan rakhnnaa ,  show mai ane k liye shukriyaa ,

Archana– hahahahaha

Sonakshi– hahhaahaha



Kapil– show pai paise mai kharch karr raha hoon , choot koi baahr se aake chtwaa k chala gya , heyy bhgwaan humare b lund par koi thoook de ,

Archana– hahahahaha

Sonakshi– mai tumeh pishle seson mai bhai bna chukka hu kapilll hehheheh

Krishna abhishek mera matlbb sapna enter .....

Kapil– sapna tuu aa gyi disturb karne , mai yaha intervie kar raha hoon ..

sapna – mai aayi toh tere lund mai kyun dard hai ??

Archana– hahhahahaha

Sonakshi– hahhahha

Continue ........

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