06-02-2020, 02:34 PM
“pata ni dimagh nu ki ho geya” Nuri nu khud te gussa aa geya si. Scheme poori karna tan ik pase oh tan gall bi nahi kar pa rehi si. Nuri sochdi-sochdi akhan band karke dimagh te zor dindi hai.
“Bhabi raati sachi veere ne….” koi rasta na dekh Nuri ne gall kise taran agge toran lai keha.
“Ki sachi veere ne” Jyoti bed te us wall karvat le ke apna sir kuhni te uchcha tika lendi hai. Oh gaur naal Nuri nu dekh rehi si.
“tu keha si na avalle shok…..matlab ratin veere ne teri” Nuri sharam di mari gall poori na kar pai. Bullan te muskan lai oh Jyoti wall dekh rehi si.
“siddha-siddha puch, kudiye, hune inna sarmayungi fer agge ja ke ki karungi” Jyoti muskra rehi si. Oh changi taran jandi si ke Nuri ki puchch rehi aa par jaan bujh ke anjan bann rehi si.
“Veere ne ratin teri…..pichcheyon…..”
“Ki pichcheyon?”
“Bund lai si teri veere ne” Nuri ne akhar sharam da palla chadd ditta. Jyoti pehlan ta hass pai te phir pole dena boli.
“Le bass inni gall lai inna sangan dai si”
“Matlab lai si”
“Te hor oh chaddan wala, nale ohne kehda pehli baari lai aa…pata ni kinni ku baar le chukkeya.....”
“Hahaye Bhabhi main tan suneya utthe bada dard hunda aa”
“Bahut….sachchi bahut dard hunda pehlan-pehlan….utton tere veere da haiga ee bahut mota aa….haye yaar par sachchi maza vi bahut ayunda”
“Haye Bhabhi pehli baar tan badi aukhi hoi huni”
“Puch na yaar….pehli baar jadon tere veere ne andar kita si na…haye-haye…..hale topa ee andar geya si, menu inni peedh hoi ke main tere veer nu gaal kadh ditti si” Jyoti yaad karde-karde Nuri de patt te hath ferdi hass pendi hai.
“Ni ehda matlab veere da hi maza aa, teri ta bass saza ee hoi” Nuri kujh ku palan lai apni scheme nu hi bhull gai si.
“Tenu ki lagda main saza kattan dai aa……maza menu tere veere nalo vi jeyada ayunda…..haan pehlan-pehlan do char vaar dukh bahut lagda par jinna dukh lagda maza vi unna ee ayunda”
“Kinna ayunda….” Nuri sehaj subha hi bol pai par fir apni gall te hi sharma gai.
“Fuddi den nalo nal ghatt ni ayunda” Nuri diyan gallan ne Jyoti nu vapas garam kar ditta si.
“Tahiyon inni ubbar gai aa….veere ne ghasse maar-maar ke moti kar ditti aa” Nuri ek hath usdi bund te ferdi keh uthdi hai.
“teri vi ho jaani aa…fikar na kar kudiye…..veyah ho lain de ek baar fir dekhi, bund de naal-naal tera sabh kujh mota ho jana”
Nuri di chah khatam ho chukki si. Uhne time dekheya ta panj mint bache sann. Scheme uhndi dhari di dhari reh gai si utton Jyoti ne uhnu svere-svere poori garam kar ditta si. Oh utth ke khadhi ho jandi hai te apne bag vich kitaba payun lagdi aa. Bag table te peya hon karke oh thodha jhuki hoi si. Jyoti diyan nazran Nuri di bund te chipkiyan hoyiyan sann. Oh uth ke ohde kol jandi hai te Nuri de dono thos komal chitdan nu halka-halka masladi hai. Nuri chupchap bina kujh bole apna bag set karke khadi ho jandi hai. Jyoti vaapas ohde lakk dwale bahan kass laindi hai te apne lakk nu uhdi bund te ragardi hai.
“Nuri” Jyoti di awz bilkul halki si.
“Hunh” Nuri dungha saah lendi hai.
“Teri bund badi karari aa yaar…..sachchi….tera veera tan mar mite je idda di bund uhnu lain nu mil jave”
“Achcha?”
“Hunh…sachchi mazak ni…..Dekhi uhdi nazran ton bacha ke rakhi…..haye tere veere de ta chadh je mere kol lun hunda tan teri fuddi nalo pehlan main teri bund marni si”
“Veere nu kehndi si te tere shok kite ghatt avvalle aa….Tu kehdi ghatt aa”
“Tere vargi rann hove tan imaan dol hi janda….”
“tethon tan rabb hi bachave”
“Mathon kahnu…..apne veere ton bach ke rehi…je kite uhdi nigah pai gai tan uhne tere utte chadh jana….ghar cho ganga vagdi hove tan banda naha ee lainda”
“Tu apna bacha kar….lang mar ke turan dai aa” Jyoti di gall ne Nuri andar ik aas di kiran jaga ditti si. Veere takk gall pahuchan da oh inna besabri naal intezar kar rehi si. Par time bahut ghatt si.
“main keyon bacha kara….lang da tan…hun tere veere da haiga ee inna vadda aa” Teze da naam lain te bi jadd Nuri ne koi iteraaz na kita tan Jyoti di himmat vadh gai. Kaam di garmi dono nu brabar chadi hoi si. Jyoti ne dono hath Nuri de mummeyan te rakh ditte si. Nuri kujh bi bol nahi rehi si.
“Je dil karda tan gall karan tere veere naal”
“Nai main ni deni…tu hi deh”
“Ni ik vaari de ke tan dekh....surga de jhoote aa….. bund lain nalo den vich jeyada maza ayunda”
“Tenu kiddan pata…tu koi survey kita aa”
“Main dindi ni tere veere nu…nale aah jede munde dinde aa…..roj khabran urdiyan….tu dass kahton dinde aa”
“Menu ni pata…mera time ho geya college da …chadh menu” Nuri keh rehi si par uhne khud nu chudayun di koi koshish na kiti.
“Pehlan dass” Jyoti Nuri de mummeyan nu masladi uhdi bund te apna lakk zor naal ragardi hai. Uston reha nahi ja reha si.
“Ki dassa”
“Bund dayungi apne veere nu”
“Tu dayungi apne veere nu” Nuri ne apni chal khed ditti si. Ise pal da oh intezar kar rehi si.
“Pehlan tu dass”
“Chall chadd menu der ho gai aa” Nuri ne khud nu chuda leya si.
“ni sangdi kahte aa…aapne dona vich kahda bhet aa hun”
“Fer tu kahton ni dassdi”
“main ta tyar aa…je tu manndi aa”
“Dayungi apni bund apne veere nu?” Is vaar Nuri ne siddha Jyoti diyan akhan vich dekhdi ne puchcheya. Jyoti Nuri da atmvishwas dekh ke thoda ghabra jjandi hai.
“Par pehlan tu deh…fer main….fer main vi dayungi” Nuri Jyoti diyan akhan vich dekhdi usnu vangardi hai.
“Mazak kardi aa?” Jyoti Nu ummeed nahi si ke Nuri uhnu injh challenge kar davegi. Oh usde chehre nu gaur naal dekhdi anuman lagayun di koshish kar rehi si ke Nuri mazak kar rehi hai ja serious aa.
“Tu jidda marzi samajh la….majak tan majak sahi….sach tan sach……par main apni gall te kaim aa” Inna akh Nuri apna bag le kamre cho nikkal jandi hai. Jyoti uhnu pichcheyon awaz mardi-mardi ruk jandi hai. Nuri kitchen cho apna tiffin le bahar tur paindi hai jadke Jyoti andar bed te baith sochan lag jandi hai.
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“Bhabi raati sachi veere ne….” koi rasta na dekh Nuri ne gall kise taran agge toran lai keha.
“Ki sachi veere ne” Jyoti bed te us wall karvat le ke apna sir kuhni te uchcha tika lendi hai. Oh gaur naal Nuri nu dekh rehi si.
“tu keha si na avalle shok…..matlab ratin veere ne teri” Nuri sharam di mari gall poori na kar pai. Bullan te muskan lai oh Jyoti wall dekh rehi si.
“siddha-siddha puch, kudiye, hune inna sarmayungi fer agge ja ke ki karungi” Jyoti muskra rehi si. Oh changi taran jandi si ke Nuri ki puchch rehi aa par jaan bujh ke anjan bann rehi si.
“Veere ne ratin teri…..pichcheyon…..”
“Ki pichcheyon?”
“Bund lai si teri veere ne” Nuri ne akhar sharam da palla chadd ditta. Jyoti pehlan ta hass pai te phir pole dena boli.
“Le bass inni gall lai inna sangan dai si”
“Matlab lai si”
“Te hor oh chaddan wala, nale ohne kehda pehli baari lai aa…pata ni kinni ku baar le chukkeya.....”
“Hahaye Bhabhi main tan suneya utthe bada dard hunda aa”
“Bahut….sachchi bahut dard hunda pehlan-pehlan….utton tere veere da haiga ee bahut mota aa….haye yaar par sachchi maza vi bahut ayunda”
“Haye Bhabhi pehli baar tan badi aukhi hoi huni”
“Puch na yaar….pehli baar jadon tere veere ne andar kita si na…haye-haye…..hale topa ee andar geya si, menu inni peedh hoi ke main tere veer nu gaal kadh ditti si” Jyoti yaad karde-karde Nuri de patt te hath ferdi hass pendi hai.
“Ni ehda matlab veere da hi maza aa, teri ta bass saza ee hoi” Nuri kujh ku palan lai apni scheme nu hi bhull gai si.
“Tenu ki lagda main saza kattan dai aa……maza menu tere veere nalo vi jeyada ayunda…..haan pehlan-pehlan do char vaar dukh bahut lagda par jinna dukh lagda maza vi unna ee ayunda”
“Kinna ayunda….” Nuri sehaj subha hi bol pai par fir apni gall te hi sharma gai.
“Fuddi den nalo nal ghatt ni ayunda” Nuri diyan gallan ne Jyoti nu vapas garam kar ditta si.
“Tahiyon inni ubbar gai aa….veere ne ghasse maar-maar ke moti kar ditti aa” Nuri ek hath usdi bund te ferdi keh uthdi hai.
“teri vi ho jaani aa…fikar na kar kudiye…..veyah ho lain de ek baar fir dekhi, bund de naal-naal tera sabh kujh mota ho jana”
Nuri di chah khatam ho chukki si. Uhne time dekheya ta panj mint bache sann. Scheme uhndi dhari di dhari reh gai si utton Jyoti ne uhnu svere-svere poori garam kar ditta si. Oh utth ke khadhi ho jandi hai te apne bag vich kitaba payun lagdi aa. Bag table te peya hon karke oh thodha jhuki hoi si. Jyoti diyan nazran Nuri di bund te chipkiyan hoyiyan sann. Oh uth ke ohde kol jandi hai te Nuri de dono thos komal chitdan nu halka-halka masladi hai. Nuri chupchap bina kujh bole apna bag set karke khadi ho jandi hai. Jyoti vaapas ohde lakk dwale bahan kass laindi hai te apne lakk nu uhdi bund te ragardi hai.
“Nuri” Jyoti di awz bilkul halki si.
“Hunh” Nuri dungha saah lendi hai.
“Teri bund badi karari aa yaar…..sachchi….tera veera tan mar mite je idda di bund uhnu lain nu mil jave”
“Achcha?”
“Hunh…sachchi mazak ni…..Dekhi uhdi nazran ton bacha ke rakhi…..haye tere veere de ta chadh je mere kol lun hunda tan teri fuddi nalo pehlan main teri bund marni si”
“Veere nu kehndi si te tere shok kite ghatt avvalle aa….Tu kehdi ghatt aa”
“Tere vargi rann hove tan imaan dol hi janda….”
“tethon tan rabb hi bachave”
“Mathon kahnu…..apne veere ton bach ke rehi…je kite uhdi nigah pai gai tan uhne tere utte chadh jana….ghar cho ganga vagdi hove tan banda naha ee lainda”
“Tu apna bacha kar….lang mar ke turan dai aa” Jyoti di gall ne Nuri andar ik aas di kiran jaga ditti si. Veere takk gall pahuchan da oh inna besabri naal intezar kar rehi si. Par time bahut ghatt si.
“main keyon bacha kara….lang da tan…hun tere veere da haiga ee inna vadda aa” Teze da naam lain te bi jadd Nuri ne koi iteraaz na kita tan Jyoti di himmat vadh gai. Kaam di garmi dono nu brabar chadi hoi si. Jyoti ne dono hath Nuri de mummeyan te rakh ditte si. Nuri kujh bi bol nahi rehi si.
“Je dil karda tan gall karan tere veere naal”
“Nai main ni deni…tu hi deh”
“Ni ik vaari de ke tan dekh....surga de jhoote aa….. bund lain nalo den vich jeyada maza ayunda”
“Tenu kiddan pata…tu koi survey kita aa”
“Main dindi ni tere veere nu…nale aah jede munde dinde aa…..roj khabran urdiyan….tu dass kahton dinde aa”
“Menu ni pata…mera time ho geya college da …chadh menu” Nuri keh rehi si par uhne khud nu chudayun di koi koshish na kiti.
“Pehlan dass” Jyoti Nuri de mummeyan nu masladi uhdi bund te apna lakk zor naal ragardi hai. Uston reha nahi ja reha si.
“Ki dassa”
“Bund dayungi apne veere nu”
“Tu dayungi apne veere nu” Nuri ne apni chal khed ditti si. Ise pal da oh intezar kar rehi si.
“Pehlan tu dass”
“Chall chadd menu der ho gai aa” Nuri ne khud nu chuda leya si.
“ni sangdi kahte aa…aapne dona vich kahda bhet aa hun”
“Fer tu kahton ni dassdi”
“main ta tyar aa…je tu manndi aa”
“Dayungi apni bund apne veere nu?” Is vaar Nuri ne siddha Jyoti diyan akhan vich dekhdi ne puchcheya. Jyoti Nuri da atmvishwas dekh ke thoda ghabra jjandi hai.
“Par pehlan tu deh…fer main….fer main vi dayungi” Nuri Jyoti diyan akhan vich dekhdi usnu vangardi hai.
“Mazak kardi aa?” Jyoti Nu ummeed nahi si ke Nuri uhnu injh challenge kar davegi. Oh usde chehre nu gaur naal dekhdi anuman lagayun di koshish kar rehi si ke Nuri mazak kar rehi hai ja serious aa.
“Tu jidda marzi samajh la….majak tan majak sahi….sach tan sach……par main apni gall te kaim aa” Inna akh Nuri apna bag le kamre cho nikkal jandi hai. Jyoti uhnu pichcheyon awaz mardi-mardi ruk jandi hai. Nuri kitchen cho apna tiffin le bahar tur paindi hai jadke Jyoti andar bed te baith sochan lag jandi hai.
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