पुरानी हिन्दी की मशहूर कहनियाँ

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Mere Khyalat jankar aap sochogi mai kitna ganda hoon. Are nahi yaar har admi ki apni ek pasand hoti hai. Ab to tumhari baton me mujhe Bhi maza araha hai bolo na plz batao! Wo mere hath pakad kar boli. Didi badi ..umar ki lady ka badan khas kar us ke hips aur chest bahut bhare bhare hote hai muhje bade hips aur chest wali achchi lagti hai. Are yaar hindi mai bata na ki tujhe bade chootad aur chuchiyon wali pasand hai. Mai unhe dekhta rah gya. 



Unke muh se sun kar mere lund ne jaur ka jhatka khya Didi aap..muhje besaram bana kar chhodogi aaj maine kaha. Kabhi kisi badi umar ki lady ke sath kuch kiya bhi hai ya bas khyalon mai wo Jhumte huye boli. Nahi didi ab tak to koi nahi. 


Hai mera pyara bhai phir tu kya karta hai? Kuch nahi bas aise ki kaam chala leta hoon. Yani apna hath jagnnath kyon?Dhat haann mai sarmate huy bola. Rozana ya kabhi kabhi? Kabhi-kabhi didi.Thik hai rozana nahi karna chahiye sehat kharab hojati hai.Lekin kya karoon didi control hi nahi hota jabh bhi koi 28-35 ki sunder si aurat dekhta hoon ji machal uthta hai.ab to aur bura haal hai ab to kisi Ristedari ki aurat ko dekh kar bhi bura haal ho jata hai isi liye tumhare yahan bhi nahi aata. Kyon mere yahan kon hai mai hoon meri saas hai. 

Nanad hamesha nahi rahti phir? Sach boloon?Haaaan. Bhai? Aap.aur aapki saas ki wazah se.Kyaaaaaaaaa tujheeeeeeee mai bhi..mai bh.aur meri saas.he bhagwan tujhe Mai itni achchi lagti hoon..aur kya sochta hai tu hum saas bahu ke bare mai wo chikhti si boli.