05-02-2019, 02:38 AM
(This post was last modified: 31-05-2023, 12:27 PM by neerathemall. Edited 1 time in total. Edited 1 time in total.)
Jab mera lund jhar gya tab mai jaldi se naha kar Bahar aya. Badi der laga di nahane mai, didi boli! Mai ghabra gya aur bola, woo didi garmi bahut hai na.Achcha chal ab beer khol.Maine do botal beer kholi aur ek unko di aur ek khud leli. Didi bed per pairoon ko lamba karke sirhane se pith laga kar baithi thi.
Mai unko gaur se dekhne laga. Wo boli, kya baat hai Kamal, kya dekh raha hai? Mai sakpaka gya aur bola, “kuch nahi didi, mai dekh raha tha aap mere kapdon me Bahut achchi lag ragi ho.Achch beta, tujhe to larkiyan achchi nahi lagti fir mai kaise achchi lagne Lagi.Aohooo, didi aap koi larki thaure hi ho kah kar mai chup ho gya. Areeeee mai larki nahi to kya mard hoon? Wo gusse se boli Are nahi didi mera wo matlab nahi tha.To phir? Aohooooo, ab mai aap ko kaise bataun. Aap meri badi bahan ho,maine kaha. Are yaar phir wahi dakiyanusi baaten.
Ab hum dost hai. Dekh tu mere sath beer Pee raha ahi ab mujh se kaise saram bol khul ke mai bura nahi manugi. Wo beer Ki botal khali karke boli. Didi phir mujhse boli, lekin pahle dusri botal khol Kar mujhe dede. Maine kaha thik hai. Didi boli, tu nahi lega aur? Lunga didi per pahle agar aap naraz na hoo to mai ek cigaret pi lun? Aur wo palthi mar kar baith gai aur boli dhat ismai naraz hone wali kyon si baat hai la ek muhje bhi de. Mai hairan rah gya. Maine kaha, aap bhi? Didi boli, haan kabhi kabhi lekin aaj soch rahi hoon kyon na aaj tere sath masti maroon. Maine ek unko de kar ek khud sulga di.
Do kash khinchne ke bad beer ka ghoont bhar kar didi mujhse boli, haan, ab tu Bol. Ab tak doston mai unse kafi khul chukka tha ab mera dar kuch kam ho chukka tha. Mai bola, wo kya hai ki didi aap to shadisuda ho. Mujhe badi umar ki yani 28 se Upper ki ladies achchi lagti hai.Achcha, aur? Aur muhje 45-50 ki sudol badan wali achchi lagti hai. Didi hairani se meri taraf dekh rahi thi. Beer ka ek ghoont le kar boli, lekin Bhai 45-50 ki to budhi hoti hai. Achcha ye batao apane se badi umar ki ladies me Tumhe aisa kya nazar aata hai jo tumhen wo achchi lagti hai? Maine kaha, didi, mai soch ta hoon ki khair jane do aap bura man jaogi.
Mai unko gaur se dekhne laga. Wo boli, kya baat hai Kamal, kya dekh raha hai? Mai sakpaka gya aur bola, “kuch nahi didi, mai dekh raha tha aap mere kapdon me Bahut achchi lag ragi ho.Achch beta, tujhe to larkiyan achchi nahi lagti fir mai kaise achchi lagne Lagi.Aohooo, didi aap koi larki thaure hi ho kah kar mai chup ho gya. Areeeee mai larki nahi to kya mard hoon? Wo gusse se boli Are nahi didi mera wo matlab nahi tha.To phir? Aohooooo, ab mai aap ko kaise bataun. Aap meri badi bahan ho,maine kaha. Are yaar phir wahi dakiyanusi baaten.
Ab hum dost hai. Dekh tu mere sath beer Pee raha ahi ab mujh se kaise saram bol khul ke mai bura nahi manugi. Wo beer Ki botal khali karke boli. Didi phir mujhse boli, lekin pahle dusri botal khol Kar mujhe dede. Maine kaha thik hai. Didi boli, tu nahi lega aur? Lunga didi per pahle agar aap naraz na hoo to mai ek cigaret pi lun? Aur wo palthi mar kar baith gai aur boli dhat ismai naraz hone wali kyon si baat hai la ek muhje bhi de. Mai hairan rah gya. Maine kaha, aap bhi? Didi boli, haan kabhi kabhi lekin aaj soch rahi hoon kyon na aaj tere sath masti maroon. Maine ek unko de kar ek khud sulga di.
Do kash khinchne ke bad beer ka ghoont bhar kar didi mujhse boli, haan, ab tu Bol. Ab tak doston mai unse kafi khul chukka tha ab mera dar kuch kam ho chukka tha. Mai bola, wo kya hai ki didi aap to shadisuda ho. Mujhe badi umar ki yani 28 se Upper ki ladies achchi lagti hai.Achcha, aur? Aur muhje 45-50 ki sudol badan wali achchi lagti hai. Didi hairani se meri taraf dekh rahi thi. Beer ka ek ghoont le kar boli, lekin Bhai 45-50 ki to budhi hoti hai. Achcha ye batao apane se badi umar ki ladies me Tumhe aisa kya nazar aata hai jo tumhen wo achchi lagti hai? Maine kaha, didi, mai soch ta hoon ki khair jane do aap bura man jaogi.
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