Dirty shayari and jokes

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An HR manager got married. On the first night of their honey moon, on seeing his wife nude for the first time, he was furious: Tumne mujhse dhoka kiya!! You have cheated me! The astounded but smart bride asks: Kaise? Kya dhokha diya hai maine? The HR man shouts: Your B*obs are so small.... I definitely remember noticing their size when I met you at the engagement... they appeared to be much bigger... The hitech bride replies, "Honey, what you saw and agreed upon was the CTC Package... but this is what you get in hand...

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Posted on 22/11/2016
Lottery
*** Hindi Non Veg Jokes ***
Ek Ladki ki 5 Crore ki lottery nikli. Company ne socha achanak bataaya to ladki khushi se mar sakti hai. Unhone us ladki ke best friend Tinku ko ye kaam saunpa, to inform her in such a way so that she doesn't die of shock.
Tinku went and started: Assume you get 1 Crore ki Lottery ? What will you do?
Ladki: I will strip Nude in front of you.
Tinku: Agar 2 Crore ki Nikle toh?
Ladki: You can f*ck me as many times you want...
Tinku: Agar 5 Crore ki Lottery mile toh?
Ladki: I will s*ck your c*ck all day and night... You can f*ck me in the back too. And moreover... I'll give you half the money... Saala Tinku hi khushi se marr gaya...