22-11-2018, 11:53 AM
flashback 853
pitaji ne maa se bat kar li
pitaji ne jaysingh ke bareme maa se bat ki
maa ne pitaji ka sath diya
pitaji ke sath jaysingh ke liye ladki dundne me lag gayi
maa ko bhi us bahaane mayake me rahne ka mokka milenga
maa aur pitaji ke bina neha ache se ghar ko sambal rahi thi
jaysingh ne pitaji ki pasand ki ladki se shadi karne ki bat maan li thi
par ab us bat ko kafi saal ho gaye the , pitaji ko laga ki jaysingh ab manaa kar
denga
par maa ne pitaji ko vishwas dilaya ki wo jaysingh ko manaa lengi
jaysingh apni maa ki bat maanega jarur ye pitaji ko pata tha
pitaji ab apne dosto aur apne ristedaro se bat karne lage
maa bhi apne mayake jaker ladki ki talaash karne lagi
par pitaji ko jaisi ladki ki talaash thi vaisi ladki mil hi nahi rahi thi
kabhi pitaji ko kuch pasand aata to maa reject kar deti
jab maa ko kohi pasand aati to pitaji kuch kamiya dund lete
jaysingh ko is bareme pata nahi tha
wo to taraki pe tarki kar raha tha
wo apne life me khush tha
wo bina bhule sabko mahine me ek bar taar kar deta
diwali me gaon aa jata , ab wo jada din nahi rukta , usko jaldi jana hota
shahar3 me
uski company ka kaam badh gaya tha
aur idar pitaji apni talaash me lage huye tthe
sawal unke bete ke future ka tha ,
ladki ki talaash me 1 saal nikal gaya par jaisi ladki chaiye thi vaisi nahi mili
aise hi ek din maa aur pitaji kuch taar pad rahe the
pitaji -kuch safta mili
maa- nahi , ek bhi ladki dekne me achi nahi hai
pitaji -hame uski kabiyat aufr gunno ko dekna hai
maa- sath me wo dekne me achi ho , mere bete ki barabari ki ho , ab jaysingh
bade logo ke sath rahta hai vaisi ladki chaiye
pitaji -to deko na ,
maa- aur aap
pitaji -main pratapsingh se milke aata hu us se bhi bat karke dekta hu kuch bat
ban jaye
aur pitaji thakuji se milne chale gaye
thakurji ne jab pitaji ko deka to wo samaj gaye ki pitaji ko pir se usi bat ne
pareshan kiya hai
thakurji ne side usi pareshani ko solve karna suru kiya
thakurji- tu itna tension kyu leta hai
pitaji -main bahot pareshan hu
thakurji- jaysingh ke vajase na
pitaji -haa
thakurji- jaysingh ne bahot tarki ki hai main pichale hafte shahar3 gaya tha tab
jaysingh se mila tha ,
pitaji -kya kaha gadde ne
thakurji- wo khush tha , tuze yaad kar raha tha
pitaji -ek bar muze bahu mil jaye pir usko yahi lekar aaunga
thakurji- tuze abi tak ladki nahi mili
pitaji -nahi na
thakurji- jaysingh ko uski pasand ki dundne de
pitaji -aisa kiya to jaysingh is gaon ko bhul hi jayenga
thakurji- to jaldi dund kohi aisi ladki
pitaji -tuze thakurain se shadi nahi karni chaiye thi
thakurji- kyu
pitaji -uski aur jaysingh ki age same hai , main usi se jaysngingh ki shadi kar
deta
thakurji- pagal ho gaya hai tu
pitaji -jis tara thakurain ne ranjit aur kuwar ko sage beto jaisa pyar diya muze
aisi hi ladki chaiye
thakurji- pir mere sath chal
pitaji -kaha
thakurji- thakurain ke gaon chalte
pitaji -vaha kya hai
thakurji- thakurain aisi hai to uske gaon ki ladkiya bhi vaisi hi hongi
pitaji -ye to main ne soch hi nahi
thakurji- aur thakurain ki choti bahan aur uski cousin ko bhi dek lenge
pitaji -tune ye pahale kyu nahi kaha ,
thakurji- to chale
pitaji -bana tu program
thakurji- tu ladkiya dekna ,main apna kaam karunga
pitaji -thakurain ko sath lekar nahi jayenga varna mera dimag usi pe laga
rahenga
thakur hasne laga
pitaji -main mazak nahi kar raha hu
thakurji- thakurain ko uske mayake chhod dunga aur bakiyo ke gaon bhi dund
le ge
pitaji -thakurain ko rahne de
thakurji- usko pata honga na khonsi ladki kaisi hai
pitaji -tik hai ,
thakurji- tum ladkiya dekna ,main apna kaam karunga
pitaji -acha plan bana
thakurji- 15 din ka kaisa rahenga
pitaji -15 din , itne din ghar se dur rahna honga
thakurji- soch le , ye golden chance ho sakta hai
pitaji -tik hai main maneage kar lunga
thakurji- ham 15 din me 7 gaon ghumenge ,
pitaji -pir to bahot si ladkiyo ko mil payenge
pitaji -pir to bahot si ladkiyo ko mil payenge
thakurji- to usi hishab se tayyari karna
pitaji -kab nikaalna hai
thakurji- 1 hafte bad nikalte hai , thakurain bhi khush hongi apne mayake
jaker
pitaji -main akela aaunga kyu ku ghar pe chhotu ki maa ko rahna honga , itne
din dono bahar nahi rah sakte
thakurji- tuze jaisa acha rahenga vaisa kar ,
pitaji -tune to mera kaam aasan kar diya
thakurji- to thakurain ki hant ka khan kha kar ja
pitaji -nahi yaar , aaj rahne de ,
Pitaji ki bat sunkar thakurji hasne lage
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flashback 854
jaisa ki tay hua tha
pitaji thakurji ke sath 15 din ke liye thakurain ke mayake ja rahe the
pitaji ne maa ko samja diya ki 15 din kaise rahna hai pitaji ne apne aadmiyo ko
najar rakne ki kaha ghar pe
maa ne pitaji ka sara saman pack kar diya
neha ab zidd nahi kar rahi thi pitaji ke sath jane ko
kyu ki ab neha pe neeta aur chhotu ki jimmedari thi , wo us jimmedari ko nibha
rahi thi
pitaji ne neha ko wada kiya ki uske liye uske jaisi bhabhi lekar aayenge
bhabhi ka naam sunte neha aur neeta uchal padi
matlab bhaiya ki shadi hongi
neha - pitaji bhabhi meri jaisi lana
neeta- pitaji bhabhi meri jaisi honi chaiye
pitaji -tum dono ko pyar karne vali launga ,
neha - pir to pahale main milungi bhabhi se
neeta - neha ,main milungi bhabhi se
pitaji- main lekar aaunga jisko milna hai wo mil lena
neha - dekna bhabhi muze jada pyar karengi
neeta- bhabhi muze jada pyar karengi main choti hu na
pitaji- kya ab main ja sakta hu tumari bhabhi ko lane
neha - pitaji jaldi aana bhabhi ko lekar
pitaji- abi to dekne ja raha hu , pasand aa gayi to shadi jaldi kara dunga
maaji- main ne laddu baand diye hai , kha lena
pitaji- main tumare liye laddu launga khuskabarike
maaji- main BHAGVAN se pray karunga
pitaji- apna dyan rakna , ager kuch problem huyi to side mayake chali jana
maaji- ji
pitaji ne maa ko samja diya ki akele kaise rahna hai
pir pitaji ne chhotu ko pyar kiya aur haweli chale gaye
thakurji car me pitaji ka intzar kar rahe the
pitaji aaker car me aage baite gaye
ye kya ranjitsingh bhi aa raha hai thakurain ke sath
lagta hai ranjitsingh apni maa se bahot pyar karta hai
pitaji ke aate thakurji car ko thakurain ke mayake le jane lage
thakurji- yogendrasingh bat karo thakurain se , pucho mayake ke bareme
pitaji- main haaaaa....... jannneeee vala hai naaaaaaaa
pitaji ki bat sunte thakurji hasne lage
thakurain- aap has kyu rahe hai
thakurji- ye yogrndrasingh haina tum se bat karne se sharmata hai
thakurain - muzse kya sharmana main to aapki bahan jaisi hu
pir to thakur aur jor se hasne lage
thakurain - ab kya hua
thakurji- kuch nahi , aise hi hasi aa gayi
pitaji- tu gaon vapas chal pir tuze batata hu ,
thakurji- puch lena jo puchna hai , varna vaha jaker bhi aisa hi rahenga to
kaise chalenga
thakurain - puchiye na kya puchna hai
pitaji- bhabhiji wo main , aapki kohi choti bahan hai
thakurain - aap muzse umar ne bade hai , aap muze tum kah sakte hai ,
thakurji- ye sahi kaha
pitaji- main aap hi kahunga ,
thakurain -tik hai jaisa aap tik samje
pitaji- aapki choti bahan hai
thakurain- haa hai par wo meri jaisi nahi hai
pitaji- kaisi hai wo
thakurain- wo matimand hai
pitaji- aapki kohi cousin
thakurain- wo achi hai main milva dungi aap se
pitaji- kitne hai
thakurain- 7 cousin hai aur gaon me bhi achi ladkiya hai
pitaji- sab se mil lenge
thakurain- jaysingh se to kohi bhi haa rah dengi shadi ko , dikne me acha hai ,
paise vala hai
thakurji-tum kar deti
thakurain- ye kaisa sawal hai
thakurji- simple sa sawal hai
thakurain- meri shadi na hoti to haa kar deti par aapne pucha kyu
thakurji- ye yogendrasingh bol raha tha ki tumse jaysingh ki shadi karva deta
thakurain - bhai saab aapne pahale pucha hota to jarur haa karti
is bat se ranjitsingh ko thoda guass aaya par wo chup chap ankhoin band
karke so gaya
aise idar udar ki bate karke pitaji thakurain ke mayake aa gaye
apne damad ka swagat ache se kiya
pahale din to achi khatir dari ho gayi
thakurji aur pitaji kafi khush huye
par pitaji ko to bahu ki talash thi
thakurain ne ye bat bata di ki pitaji khon hai aur kyu aaye hai
jaysingh ke bareme batate gaon me ye bat hawa ki tara fail gayi
dusare din gaon ke bade bade log pitaji ko tea pe bhulane aa gaye , jaysingh
company ka malik jo tha , khon aisa rista jane denga
pitaji sab ke ghar ki tea pine gaye
thakurji ko bhi pitaji ke sath jana padta
tea pine ke bahaane ladki bhi dek lete
kohi dhang ki nahi mili
sab achi dikne ke liye makeup karke aayi thi
ye rista judne ke liye har kosish kar raha tha
par pitaji ko make up ka dikava pasand nahi tha
pitaji har ladki ko reject kartegaye
thakurji- abe tuze chaiye kaisi ladki
pitaji-bataya tha tuze
thakurji- tuze itni khubiya vali ladki nahi mil sakti
pitaji- kyu nahi mil sakti
thakurji- nanand ko bahan , pooja ko frirnd , chhotu ko beta jaisa pyar karne
vali is kalyug me milna mushkil hongi
pitaji- mushkil kuch nahi hota
thakurji- par ham jitni bhi ladkiya dek chuke hai sab me ek na ek kamiya thi
pitaji- muze to perfect bahu chaiye
thakurji- tu ek kaam kar har ek ek khubiyo vali ladki select kar , 4 ladkiyo se
shadi karva dete hai jaysingh ki , kisi ek ladki me itni khubiya milna mushkil
honga
pitaji- dundne se BHAGVAN bhi mil jata hai main to ek ladki ki talash me hu
thakurji- jaysingh ko pata hai ye sab
pitaji- nahi
thakurji- ager tuze ladki mil gayi aur jaysingh ne manaa kiya to
pitaji- nahi karenga hamari bat ho chuki hai
thakurji- to ab thakurain ki last cousin ko dekte hai
pitaji- chal usko bhi dek lete hai
thakurji- is ladkj ke sath 22 ho jayengi
pitaji- main to ab khushksbti lekar jaunga
thakurji- dosti ki hai itna to karna honga , ab to main bhi haweli tabi jaunga jab
tera kaam honga
pitaji- chal pir
aur pitaji thakurain ki last cousin ko dekne chale gaye
ye to dikne me thakurain jaisi hai
pitaji- 1st test pass ho gayi , dikne me achi hai
pir pitaji ne kuch sawal puche uske jawab pitaji ko pasand aaye
thakurji- 2nd test bhi pass ho gaya
pitaji- tum saas sasur ko kis tara dekna pansad karogi
ladki- mata pita ke rup me
thakurji- ye to sare test pass kar rahi hai
pitaji- ab aakri sawal , shadi ke bad kaha rahogi , gaon me hamare sath ya pir
jaysingh ke sath shahar3 me , gaon me hamara pusteni ghar hai par jaysingh
ne shahar me aalishan ghar banaya hai
ladki - main to gaon me rahungi , wo sat sun ko gaon me aa jayenge ,
thakurji- tu jo chahta hai usne to sare jawab correct diye hai
pitaji- main jaldi bata dunga ki tume pasand kiya hai ya nahi
aur pitaji ut kar bahar chale gaye
is ladki ne sare jawab sahi diye
jaise pitaji ko chaiye tha ue vaisi hi thi
pir bhi pitaji ke chehare pe khushi nahi thi
pitaji ke aise ut kar jane se thakurji soch me pad gaye ,
thakurji bhi pitaji ke piche bahar aa gaye
thakurji- kya hua ladki pasand nahi aayi
pitaji- wo jaysingh ke liye tik nahi hai
thakurji- usne to sare jawab correct diye hai , tuze jaisi ladki chaiye thi ye vaisi
hi hai
pitaji- usne sare correct jawab diye hai kyu ki usko sawal pahale se pata the
thakurji- kya matlab
pitaji- thakurain ne usko sawal bata diye honge , tabi usne itne ache aur
college ke exam jaise jawab diye hai ,
pitaji- thakurain ne usko sawal bata diye honge , tabi usne itne ache aur
college ke exam jaise jawab diye hai ,
thakurji- tuze aisa kyu lagta hai
pitaji- us ladki ke expression uski perspnality aur jawab sab alag the , bina
doche samaje usne sawal puchte jawab diye , aisa tabi hota hai jab sawal pata
ho , varna aise sawal ki shadi ke bad kaha rahogi thoda to sochna padta hai
par usne ek zatke me answer diya
thakurji- ruk tu yahi
.aur thakurji guasse me under chale gaye , pitaji ko laga ki ab kuch gadbad
hongi
thakurji- tumne usko sawal bataye the
thakurain - ye aap kya bol rahe hai
thakurji- main ne jo pucha hai uska jawab do
thakurain - bhaisaab itne paresahn the ki.muze unki halat deki nahi gayi aur
main ne meri sister ko sawal audr jawab bata diye
thakurji guasse me aaker thalurain ko thappad maarne vale the ki pitaji ne rok
diya
pitaji- ye kya kar rah hai
thakurji- is ne kitni badi galti kar di hai ager tune haa kar di hoti to bad me tera
ghar barbad ho jata
pitaji- thakurain ne jaanbuz kar nahi kiya , mere liye kiya hai jane de
thakurain- muze maf kar dijiye
thakurji- dubara aisa mat karna , chalo ham chalte hai
thakurain - meri bat to suniye
pitaji- guass thuk de , galti ho gayi maf kar de
thakurji - dubara aisa mat karna
ye ladki bhi reject ho gayi
pitaji nirash ho rahe the
unko jaisi bahu ki talash thi mil nahi rahi thi
thakurji- is gaon ki to sari ladkiya ho gayi dek kar
pitaji- is bar main khush kabri lekar jaunga ghar pe
thakurji- ek jaam karte hai aaju baju ke gaon ki ladkiya dekte hai
pitaji- tik hai kal se dekenge
aur pitaji pir se ladkiyo ko thakurain ke mayake ke aaj baju vale gaon me
dekne lage
par roj ek gaon ghum kar aate par safalta nahi mil rahi thi
pitaji thak gaye the
par haar maanne ko tayyar nahi the
unki talash chalu thi
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flashback 855
S pitaji- shalini beta , kaha ho
shalini - aayi pitaji
s pitaji - ho gayi tayyari
shalini- haa , meri to ho gayi par aapke pote poti ki tayyari nahi huyi
s pitaji - tumne unki tayyari karke nahi di
shalini- bahot saithani kar rahe the , ek ko kapde pahana rahi thi to dusara
meri choti khich raha tha
s pitaji - tum unki bua ho , wo tumare sath masti kar rahe the
shalini- to kya hua pitaji , main unki bua hu ,unko meri choti khichne ki jarurat
kya thi
s pitaji - tumari maa kaha hai usse kaho apne poto ki tayyari kar de
shalini- maa to mandir gayi hai
s pitaji - tumari bhabhi
shalini- wo to apne kaam me busy hongi aur apne bacho ko mere barose
chhod deti hai , aap unsre kuch kahte kyu nahi
s pitaji - tuze aaj hua kya hai
shalini- mera mood kharab hai , jaldi chaliye der ho rahi hai
s pitaji - mere poto ko lene do
aur shalini ke pitaji undar chale gaye ,
under to unke pota poti tayyar hoke baite the
s pitaji - muze tang karti hai kaha hai shalini
shalini- pitaji aap bhi na , main apne pyare pyare bhatije ke bina kahi ja sakti
hu bhala
s pitaji - tu muze tang karna kab band karengi
s maa- main to kahti hu shalini ki shadi karva do , ab wo badi ho gayi hai
shalini- maa tum aa gayi , do prasad jaldi
s maa- deka meri bat ka to uspe kohi asar hi nahi ho raha hai ,
s pitaji - karva dunga shadi kyu tum uske piche padi ho
s maa- uske umar ki sari ladkiyo ki shadi ho chuki hai
s pitaji - uskd khelne ke din hai abi ,
shalini- maa , tum bhi to meri saheli ho tumari shadi kaha huyi hai
s maa- deka kya bol rahi hai , kuch bhi bolti hai , meri shadi nahi huyi tai tk tu
kya upar se aayi hai
shalini- meri shaheli banne se pahale aapki shadi huyi thi , par aapko pir se
shadi karni chaiye hain pitaji
s pitaji - main nahi karunga pir se shadi tumari maa se
s maa- aap bhi suru ho gaye iske sath
shalini - maa ke liye kallu pahalvan kaisa rahenga
s maa- tuze maar chaiye , kuch bhi bolti hai
s pitaji - tume pasand hai to bol do main tumari shadi karva deta hu kallu
pahalvan se
s maa- aap bhi , aap shalini ke sath bachpana karna chhod dijiye , ab ye badi
ho gayi hai
shalini - badi ho gayi hu badi ho gayi hu , maa tum mere bina kya rah payongi
s maa- nahi , par teri shadi karni bhi jaruri hai
shalini - agale saal karva dena
s maa - agale saal kab
shalini - 30 feb ko
s maa- dek badme palat mat jana
shalini - pakkaa 30 feb ko shadi karungi
s bhai - maa feb me 30 tarikh nahi hoti , shalini aapko ullu bana rahi hai
s maa- shalini teri pitai karne padengi
s bhabhi - maaji shalini ki shadi ho jayengi to main to akeli pad jaungi
shalini - meri bhabhi meri shaheli , thank you bhabhi
s maa - tum sab se to haar gayi hu main , kal ko ladka nahi milenga to muze
mat kahna
shalini - aapke liye to aaj bhi ladka mil jayenga , kallu pahalvan se bat karu ,
oh kallu lahalvan
s maa- chup , varna maar khayengi
shalini - pir se shadi ki bat karengi ,
s maa-jakab tak shadi nahi karengi tu
shalini -kallh pahalvan meri maa seeeeeee
s maa- meri maa , chup rah , jab bhi main shadi ki bat karti hu to tum kallu
pahalvan ko awwaz kyu deti ho
shalini- to aap meri shadi ki bat kyu karti ho
s maa- nahi karungi , ab khush
shalini - kallu pahalvan teri bulbul ud gayi
intro -
shalini - shalini , ghar ki sabse choti beti ,, shalini ke sare bhai bahno ki shadi
ho chuki hai ,bas shalini ki shadi karni baki hai , shalini ki maa shalini ke piche
hant doo kar lagi hai ,shalini pitaji ki laadli ,, apni bhabhi ki best friend , apne
batijo ki maa jaisi hai
s pitaji - shakini k pitaji,gaon ke jamindar , acha karobar hai , gaon me bahot
ijajat hai , apne sare beto aur betiyo ko settle kar diya hai , bada beta unke
sath hi rahta hai baki bete shahar me rahte hai ,
s maa- shalini ki maa , shalini ke shadi ki tension lagi rahti hai , ek ek karke
sabki shadi karva di hai , bas ek bar shalini shadi ko haa kar de to ganga me
dubki laga kar aa jayengi
s bhai - shalini ka sabse bada bhai jo pitaji ke sath rahta hai
s bhabhi - shalini ki badi bhabhi
montu - sonu - shalini ke batijee, shalini ke bade bhai ke bete
baki ke bhai bahan idar udar ke shahar me job aur apna karobar dekte hai
wo gaon me nahi rahte
jaisa aapne suna hi hai
maa shalini ke puche hant doo kar lagi hai
shalini ke shadi ke liye haa karne ke liye kitna try karti hai
par shalini jab bhi maa usko shadi ka puchti hai to wo apne padosi kallu
pahalvan ko aawaz deti hai
maa kallu pahalvan ka naam sunte ruk jati hai
wo hua aisa tha ki ek din maa raat ko mandir se bhajan sunkar aa rahi thi to
unke piche kutte lag gaye
tabi kallu pahalvan aa raha tha usne shalini ke maa ko bacha liya
tab se shalini apni maa ko kallu pahalvan ke naam se chidati hai
shalini ke liye to ye jadu ki chaddi thu
jab bhi maa shadi ki bat karti to shalini kallu ke naam se dara deti
baki sab shalini ka sath dete
pitaji ko shalini ki jada tension nahi thi
jis din shalini kahengi uski shadi karva denge pitaji
shalini ki bhabhi to uski best friend hai
dono bahano jaisi rahti hai
shalini apni bhabhi se apne sare secret share karti hai
shalini aur uske bhabhi ki bahot banti hai
s pitaji - chalna hai ki nahi movie ko
shalini - chaliye
s bhabhi- montu sonu apni bua ke sath jana nahi hai kya
montu-2 minute
shalini- kya kar rahe ho tum dono
sonu- bas ho gaya bua
montu- wo mera hai
sonu aur montu rashoi ghar se laddu churake kha rahe the
sab bahar aangan me the
shalini ko movie dekne jana tha
ye kya laddu ek aur bachhe do
montu aur sonu ek dusare ki taraf deknde lage
montu bada tha
usne laddu uta liya aur sonu ko tenga dikakar bhagne laga
sonu laddu lene ke liye montu ke piche piche bhagne laga
dono idar se udar bhagne lage
s bhabhi - bhag kyu rahe ho
sonu- maa montu mera laddu lekar bhag raha hai
montu - ye mera laddu hai
s maa- montu tu bada haina apne chhote bhai ko de laddu
montu- main nahi dunga
s bhabhi- kya kaha ,
montu - ye mera laddu hai main nahi dunga
s bhabhi - tu aise nahi maanega
aur shalini ki bhabhi apne bade beto ko maarne lagi
to shalini ne apne bhabhi ka hant pakad liya
shalini - bhabhi ye kya kar rahi ho
s bhabhi -deka nahi tumne montu sharing karna nahi chahata
shalini - par iske liye maarne ki kya jaurat hai
s bhabhi -to tu hi dek apne bhatije ko
shalini - mere bete hai main hi dekungi
shalini - montu idar aav
montu - ji
shalini - laddu do muze
montu- ye mera hai
shalini - muze do to sahi ,
montu- aap maa ya sonu ko mat dena
shalini - nahi dungi
montu ne laddu apni bua ko diya
shalini - tume mai ek kahani batati hu
s pitaji - tume movie dekne jana tha na
shalini - choti si kahani hai
s bhai- pir to main bhi sunuga kahani
s bhabhi- shalini dadima ki kahani
sonu - maa ne bua ko dadima kaha
aur sonu hasne laga
shalini - sonu montu meri ghod me aaker baito
montu- ji bua
dono ek ek taraf baite gaye
shalini - ye kahani hai ek jungle ki , jaha 2 sher bhai rahte the
montu- main bada sher banuga
shalini - tik hai , us sher ka naam tha , sonu aur montu
dono bahot masti karte the
sath me milke khelate the
montu bada tha to wo sonu sher ko apne sath rakta uska khayal rakta
pir ek din jungle suka pad gaya
suna- suka kya hota hai
shalini - suka matlab pani aur khand ko kuch nahi milta
khane aur pine ko kuch nahi tha ,sab ped sukh gaye the
montu- dono sher ne kya khaya
shalini - unke pass bhi khane ko kuch nahi tha
montu- pir
shalini - aise me montu sher khane ki talaash me nikal gaya , sonu ko bhuk
lagi thi to montu sher uske liye khana dundne gaya
montu- khana mil gaya
shalini - nahi par usko ek devi mili jisne montu ko ek laddu diya
montu- sirf ek laddu
shalini - haa , montu sher ne kaha ki wo do hai , ek laddu se kya honga ,
par montu sher ka sawal sunne se pahale devi gayab ho gayi
sonu-pir kya hua
montu- montu sher ne kya kiya ek laddu ka
shalini - montu sher ko laga ki wo laddu khud kha le par sonu bimar tha
sonu ki halat montu sher se ddeki nahi gayi aur montu ne pura laddu sonu
sher ko diya
sonu- sonu sher ne to laddu kha liya honga
montu- bichara montu sher
shalini - aisa nahi hua , montu sher ne sonu sher ko laddu diya aur khane ki
talaash.me chala gaya
sonu sher ko pata tha ki jungle me khana nahi hai
is liye sonu sher ne sirf aada laddu khaya
aur aada laddu bacha kar raka
montu- pir kya hua
shalini - pir montu sher sham me khali hant vapas aa gaya
usko kahi khana nahi mila ,aur din bhar ghumne se montu sher bhi bimar pad
gaya
uskio bahot bhuk lagi
montu sher ne sonu sher se kaha ki uske bhuk lagi hai
par khana to kahi nahi tha
par sonu sher ne laddu bacha kar raka tha
sonu sher ne montu sher ko aada laddu diya
laddu dekte montu sher ne apbne bhai ke gale lag gaya
adda laddu sonu sher ne montu sher ko diya
aada laddu khate montu sher ki tabiyat achi ho gayi
dono bhai aisi hi mil jul kar rahe jis se suka khatam ho gaya
pir dono aise mil baatt kar khana khane lage
jis se kam khane se bhi unka pet bhar jata aur dono khush rahte
is kahani se pata chala ki shareing karna kitna jaruri hota hai
pahale montu sher ne laddu sonu sher ko diya aur sonu sher ne pura laddu
nahi khaya kyu ki usko pata tha ki ye laddu to montu sher bhi kha sakta tha
par usne sonu sher ko diya , jis se sonu sher ne aada laddu montu sher ke liye
bacha kar raka , montu sher ko uske sharing ka fal mil gaya aur apne bhai ka
pyar bhi mil gaya
shalini - kaisi lagi kahani
montu- sonu ye le aada laddu
sonu- main bhi aapko aadi chocolate dunga ,
shalini - mere bhatije bahot samjadar hai
s bhabhi - shalini tere sath mere bete ka future bright honga
shalini - aisa kuch nahi bhabhi , aapki jaga main hoti to main bhi pahale
maarne ka sochti
s bhabhi - tu meri nanad nahi meri bahan hai
shalini- aap bhi meri badi bahan hai ,
s pitaji - chale ab
shalini- ji pitaji
aur shalini pitaji ke sath movie dekne chali gayi
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pitaji ne maa se bat kar li
pitaji ne jaysingh ke bareme maa se bat ki
maa ne pitaji ka sath diya
pitaji ke sath jaysingh ke liye ladki dundne me lag gayi
maa ko bhi us bahaane mayake me rahne ka mokka milenga
maa aur pitaji ke bina neha ache se ghar ko sambal rahi thi
jaysingh ne pitaji ki pasand ki ladki se shadi karne ki bat maan li thi
par ab us bat ko kafi saal ho gaye the , pitaji ko laga ki jaysingh ab manaa kar
denga
par maa ne pitaji ko vishwas dilaya ki wo jaysingh ko manaa lengi
jaysingh apni maa ki bat maanega jarur ye pitaji ko pata tha
pitaji ab apne dosto aur apne ristedaro se bat karne lage
maa bhi apne mayake jaker ladki ki talaash karne lagi
par pitaji ko jaisi ladki ki talaash thi vaisi ladki mil hi nahi rahi thi
kabhi pitaji ko kuch pasand aata to maa reject kar deti
jab maa ko kohi pasand aati to pitaji kuch kamiya dund lete
jaysingh ko is bareme pata nahi tha
wo to taraki pe tarki kar raha tha
wo apne life me khush tha
wo bina bhule sabko mahine me ek bar taar kar deta
diwali me gaon aa jata , ab wo jada din nahi rukta , usko jaldi jana hota
shahar3 me
uski company ka kaam badh gaya tha
aur idar pitaji apni talaash me lage huye tthe
sawal unke bete ke future ka tha ,
ladki ki talaash me 1 saal nikal gaya par jaisi ladki chaiye thi vaisi nahi mili
aise hi ek din maa aur pitaji kuch taar pad rahe the
pitaji -kuch safta mili
maa- nahi , ek bhi ladki dekne me achi nahi hai
pitaji -hame uski kabiyat aufr gunno ko dekna hai
maa- sath me wo dekne me achi ho , mere bete ki barabari ki ho , ab jaysingh
bade logo ke sath rahta hai vaisi ladki chaiye
pitaji -to deko na ,
maa- aur aap
pitaji -main pratapsingh se milke aata hu us se bhi bat karke dekta hu kuch bat
ban jaye
aur pitaji thakuji se milne chale gaye
thakurji ne jab pitaji ko deka to wo samaj gaye ki pitaji ko pir se usi bat ne
pareshan kiya hai
thakurji ne side usi pareshani ko solve karna suru kiya
thakurji- tu itna tension kyu leta hai
pitaji -main bahot pareshan hu
thakurji- jaysingh ke vajase na
pitaji -haa
thakurji- jaysingh ne bahot tarki ki hai main pichale hafte shahar3 gaya tha tab
jaysingh se mila tha ,
pitaji -kya kaha gadde ne
thakurji- wo khush tha , tuze yaad kar raha tha
pitaji -ek bar muze bahu mil jaye pir usko yahi lekar aaunga
thakurji- tuze abi tak ladki nahi mili
pitaji -nahi na
thakurji- jaysingh ko uski pasand ki dundne de
pitaji -aisa kiya to jaysingh is gaon ko bhul hi jayenga
thakurji- to jaldi dund kohi aisi ladki
pitaji -tuze thakurain se shadi nahi karni chaiye thi
thakurji- kyu
pitaji -uski aur jaysingh ki age same hai , main usi se jaysngingh ki shadi kar
deta
thakurji- pagal ho gaya hai tu
pitaji -jis tara thakurain ne ranjit aur kuwar ko sage beto jaisa pyar diya muze
aisi hi ladki chaiye
thakurji- pir mere sath chal
pitaji -kaha
thakurji- thakurain ke gaon chalte
pitaji -vaha kya hai
thakurji- thakurain aisi hai to uske gaon ki ladkiya bhi vaisi hi hongi
pitaji -ye to main ne soch hi nahi
thakurji- aur thakurain ki choti bahan aur uski cousin ko bhi dek lenge
pitaji -tune ye pahale kyu nahi kaha ,
thakurji- to chale
pitaji -bana tu program
thakurji- tu ladkiya dekna ,main apna kaam karunga
pitaji -thakurain ko sath lekar nahi jayenga varna mera dimag usi pe laga
rahenga
thakur hasne laga
pitaji -main mazak nahi kar raha hu
thakurji- thakurain ko uske mayake chhod dunga aur bakiyo ke gaon bhi dund
le ge
pitaji -thakurain ko rahne de
thakurji- usko pata honga na khonsi ladki kaisi hai
pitaji -tik hai ,
thakurji- tum ladkiya dekna ,main apna kaam karunga
pitaji -acha plan bana
thakurji- 15 din ka kaisa rahenga
pitaji -15 din , itne din ghar se dur rahna honga
thakurji- soch le , ye golden chance ho sakta hai
pitaji -tik hai main maneage kar lunga
thakurji- ham 15 din me 7 gaon ghumenge ,
pitaji -pir to bahot si ladkiyo ko mil payenge
pitaji -pir to bahot si ladkiyo ko mil payenge
thakurji- to usi hishab se tayyari karna
pitaji -kab nikaalna hai
thakurji- 1 hafte bad nikalte hai , thakurain bhi khush hongi apne mayake
jaker
pitaji -main akela aaunga kyu ku ghar pe chhotu ki maa ko rahna honga , itne
din dono bahar nahi rah sakte
thakurji- tuze jaisa acha rahenga vaisa kar ,
pitaji -tune to mera kaam aasan kar diya
thakurji- to thakurain ki hant ka khan kha kar ja
pitaji -nahi yaar , aaj rahne de ,
Pitaji ki bat sunkar thakurji hasne lage
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jaisa ki tay hua tha
pitaji thakurji ke sath 15 din ke liye thakurain ke mayake ja rahe the
pitaji ne maa ko samja diya ki 15 din kaise rahna hai pitaji ne apne aadmiyo ko
najar rakne ki kaha ghar pe
maa ne pitaji ka sara saman pack kar diya
neha ab zidd nahi kar rahi thi pitaji ke sath jane ko
kyu ki ab neha pe neeta aur chhotu ki jimmedari thi , wo us jimmedari ko nibha
rahi thi
pitaji ne neha ko wada kiya ki uske liye uske jaisi bhabhi lekar aayenge
bhabhi ka naam sunte neha aur neeta uchal padi
matlab bhaiya ki shadi hongi
neha - pitaji bhabhi meri jaisi lana
neeta- pitaji bhabhi meri jaisi honi chaiye
pitaji -tum dono ko pyar karne vali launga ,
neha - pir to pahale main milungi bhabhi se
neeta - neha ,main milungi bhabhi se
pitaji- main lekar aaunga jisko milna hai wo mil lena
neha - dekna bhabhi muze jada pyar karengi
neeta- bhabhi muze jada pyar karengi main choti hu na
pitaji- kya ab main ja sakta hu tumari bhabhi ko lane
neha - pitaji jaldi aana bhabhi ko lekar
pitaji- abi to dekne ja raha hu , pasand aa gayi to shadi jaldi kara dunga
maaji- main ne laddu baand diye hai , kha lena
pitaji- main tumare liye laddu launga khuskabarike
maaji- main BHAGVAN se pray karunga
pitaji- apna dyan rakna , ager kuch problem huyi to side mayake chali jana
maaji- ji
pitaji ne maa ko samja diya ki akele kaise rahna hai
pir pitaji ne chhotu ko pyar kiya aur haweli chale gaye
thakurji car me pitaji ka intzar kar rahe the
pitaji aaker car me aage baite gaye
ye kya ranjitsingh bhi aa raha hai thakurain ke sath
lagta hai ranjitsingh apni maa se bahot pyar karta hai
pitaji ke aate thakurji car ko thakurain ke mayake le jane lage
thakurji- yogendrasingh bat karo thakurain se , pucho mayake ke bareme
pitaji- main haaaaa....... jannneeee vala hai naaaaaaaa
pitaji ki bat sunte thakurji hasne lage
thakurain- aap has kyu rahe hai
thakurji- ye yogrndrasingh haina tum se bat karne se sharmata hai
thakurain - muzse kya sharmana main to aapki bahan jaisi hu
pir to thakur aur jor se hasne lage
thakurain - ab kya hua
thakurji- kuch nahi , aise hi hasi aa gayi
pitaji- tu gaon vapas chal pir tuze batata hu ,
thakurji- puch lena jo puchna hai , varna vaha jaker bhi aisa hi rahenga to
kaise chalenga
thakurain - puchiye na kya puchna hai
pitaji- bhabhiji wo main , aapki kohi choti bahan hai
thakurain - aap muzse umar ne bade hai , aap muze tum kah sakte hai ,
thakurji- ye sahi kaha
pitaji- main aap hi kahunga ,
thakurain -tik hai jaisa aap tik samje
pitaji- aapki choti bahan hai
thakurain- haa hai par wo meri jaisi nahi hai
pitaji- kaisi hai wo
thakurain- wo matimand hai
pitaji- aapki kohi cousin
thakurain- wo achi hai main milva dungi aap se
pitaji- kitne hai
thakurain- 7 cousin hai aur gaon me bhi achi ladkiya hai
pitaji- sab se mil lenge
thakurain- jaysingh se to kohi bhi haa rah dengi shadi ko , dikne me acha hai ,
paise vala hai
thakurji-tum kar deti
thakurain- ye kaisa sawal hai
thakurji- simple sa sawal hai
thakurain- meri shadi na hoti to haa kar deti par aapne pucha kyu
thakurji- ye yogendrasingh bol raha tha ki tumse jaysingh ki shadi karva deta
thakurain - bhai saab aapne pahale pucha hota to jarur haa karti
is bat se ranjitsingh ko thoda guass aaya par wo chup chap ankhoin band
karke so gaya
aise idar udar ki bate karke pitaji thakurain ke mayake aa gaye
apne damad ka swagat ache se kiya
pahale din to achi khatir dari ho gayi
thakurji aur pitaji kafi khush huye
par pitaji ko to bahu ki talash thi
thakurain ne ye bat bata di ki pitaji khon hai aur kyu aaye hai
jaysingh ke bareme batate gaon me ye bat hawa ki tara fail gayi
dusare din gaon ke bade bade log pitaji ko tea pe bhulane aa gaye , jaysingh
company ka malik jo tha , khon aisa rista jane denga
pitaji sab ke ghar ki tea pine gaye
thakurji ko bhi pitaji ke sath jana padta
tea pine ke bahaane ladki bhi dek lete
kohi dhang ki nahi mili
sab achi dikne ke liye makeup karke aayi thi
ye rista judne ke liye har kosish kar raha tha
par pitaji ko make up ka dikava pasand nahi tha
pitaji har ladki ko reject kartegaye
thakurji- abe tuze chaiye kaisi ladki
pitaji-bataya tha tuze
thakurji- tuze itni khubiya vali ladki nahi mil sakti
pitaji- kyu nahi mil sakti
thakurji- nanand ko bahan , pooja ko frirnd , chhotu ko beta jaisa pyar karne
vali is kalyug me milna mushkil hongi
pitaji- mushkil kuch nahi hota
thakurji- par ham jitni bhi ladkiya dek chuke hai sab me ek na ek kamiya thi
pitaji- muze to perfect bahu chaiye
thakurji- tu ek kaam kar har ek ek khubiyo vali ladki select kar , 4 ladkiyo se
shadi karva dete hai jaysingh ki , kisi ek ladki me itni khubiya milna mushkil
honga
pitaji- dundne se BHAGVAN bhi mil jata hai main to ek ladki ki talash me hu
thakurji- jaysingh ko pata hai ye sab
pitaji- nahi
thakurji- ager tuze ladki mil gayi aur jaysingh ne manaa kiya to
pitaji- nahi karenga hamari bat ho chuki hai
thakurji- to ab thakurain ki last cousin ko dekte hai
pitaji- chal usko bhi dek lete hai
thakurji- is ladkj ke sath 22 ho jayengi
pitaji- main to ab khushksbti lekar jaunga
thakurji- dosti ki hai itna to karna honga , ab to main bhi haweli tabi jaunga jab
tera kaam honga
pitaji- chal pir
aur pitaji thakurain ki last cousin ko dekne chale gaye
ye to dikne me thakurain jaisi hai
pitaji- 1st test pass ho gayi , dikne me achi hai
pir pitaji ne kuch sawal puche uske jawab pitaji ko pasand aaye
thakurji- 2nd test bhi pass ho gaya
pitaji- tum saas sasur ko kis tara dekna pansad karogi
ladki- mata pita ke rup me
thakurji- ye to sare test pass kar rahi hai
pitaji- ab aakri sawal , shadi ke bad kaha rahogi , gaon me hamare sath ya pir
jaysingh ke sath shahar3 me , gaon me hamara pusteni ghar hai par jaysingh
ne shahar me aalishan ghar banaya hai
ladki - main to gaon me rahungi , wo sat sun ko gaon me aa jayenge ,
thakurji- tu jo chahta hai usne to sare jawab correct diye hai
pitaji- main jaldi bata dunga ki tume pasand kiya hai ya nahi
aur pitaji ut kar bahar chale gaye
is ladki ne sare jawab sahi diye
jaise pitaji ko chaiye tha ue vaisi hi thi
pir bhi pitaji ke chehare pe khushi nahi thi
pitaji ke aise ut kar jane se thakurji soch me pad gaye ,
thakurji bhi pitaji ke piche bahar aa gaye
thakurji- kya hua ladki pasand nahi aayi
pitaji- wo jaysingh ke liye tik nahi hai
thakurji- usne to sare jawab correct diye hai , tuze jaisi ladki chaiye thi ye vaisi
hi hai
pitaji- usne sare correct jawab diye hai kyu ki usko sawal pahale se pata the
thakurji- kya matlab
pitaji- thakurain ne usko sawal bata diye honge , tabi usne itne ache aur
college ke exam jaise jawab diye hai ,
pitaji- thakurain ne usko sawal bata diye honge , tabi usne itne ache aur
college ke exam jaise jawab diye hai ,
thakurji- tuze aisa kyu lagta hai
pitaji- us ladki ke expression uski perspnality aur jawab sab alag the , bina
doche samaje usne sawal puchte jawab diye , aisa tabi hota hai jab sawal pata
ho , varna aise sawal ki shadi ke bad kaha rahogi thoda to sochna padta hai
par usne ek zatke me answer diya
thakurji- ruk tu yahi
.aur thakurji guasse me under chale gaye , pitaji ko laga ki ab kuch gadbad
hongi
thakurji- tumne usko sawal bataye the
thakurain - ye aap kya bol rahe hai
thakurji- main ne jo pucha hai uska jawab do
thakurain - bhaisaab itne paresahn the ki.muze unki halat deki nahi gayi aur
main ne meri sister ko sawal audr jawab bata diye
thakurji guasse me aaker thalurain ko thappad maarne vale the ki pitaji ne rok
diya
pitaji- ye kya kar rah hai
thakurji- is ne kitni badi galti kar di hai ager tune haa kar di hoti to bad me tera
ghar barbad ho jata
pitaji- thakurain ne jaanbuz kar nahi kiya , mere liye kiya hai jane de
thakurain- muze maf kar dijiye
thakurji- dubara aisa mat karna , chalo ham chalte hai
thakurain - meri bat to suniye
pitaji- guass thuk de , galti ho gayi maf kar de
thakurji - dubara aisa mat karna
ye ladki bhi reject ho gayi
pitaji nirash ho rahe the
unko jaisi bahu ki talash thi mil nahi rahi thi
thakurji- is gaon ki to sari ladkiya ho gayi dek kar
pitaji- is bar main khush kabri lekar jaunga ghar pe
thakurji- ek jaam karte hai aaju baju ke gaon ki ladkiya dekte hai
pitaji- tik hai kal se dekenge
aur pitaji pir se ladkiyo ko thakurain ke mayake ke aaj baju vale gaon me
dekne lage
par roj ek gaon ghum kar aate par safalta nahi mil rahi thi
pitaji thak gaye the
par haar maanne ko tayyar nahi the
unki talash chalu thi
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S pitaji- shalini beta , kaha ho
shalini - aayi pitaji
s pitaji - ho gayi tayyari
shalini- haa , meri to ho gayi par aapke pote poti ki tayyari nahi huyi
s pitaji - tumne unki tayyari karke nahi di
shalini- bahot saithani kar rahe the , ek ko kapde pahana rahi thi to dusara
meri choti khich raha tha
s pitaji - tum unki bua ho , wo tumare sath masti kar rahe the
shalini- to kya hua pitaji , main unki bua hu ,unko meri choti khichne ki jarurat
kya thi
s pitaji - tumari maa kaha hai usse kaho apne poto ki tayyari kar de
shalini- maa to mandir gayi hai
s pitaji - tumari bhabhi
shalini- wo to apne kaam me busy hongi aur apne bacho ko mere barose
chhod deti hai , aap unsre kuch kahte kyu nahi
s pitaji - tuze aaj hua kya hai
shalini- mera mood kharab hai , jaldi chaliye der ho rahi hai
s pitaji - mere poto ko lene do
aur shalini ke pitaji undar chale gaye ,
under to unke pota poti tayyar hoke baite the
s pitaji - muze tang karti hai kaha hai shalini
shalini- pitaji aap bhi na , main apne pyare pyare bhatije ke bina kahi ja sakti
hu bhala
s pitaji - tu muze tang karna kab band karengi
s maa- main to kahti hu shalini ki shadi karva do , ab wo badi ho gayi hai
shalini- maa tum aa gayi , do prasad jaldi
s maa- deka meri bat ka to uspe kohi asar hi nahi ho raha hai ,
s pitaji - karva dunga shadi kyu tum uske piche padi ho
s maa- uske umar ki sari ladkiyo ki shadi ho chuki hai
s pitaji - uskd khelne ke din hai abi ,
shalini- maa , tum bhi to meri saheli ho tumari shadi kaha huyi hai
s maa- deka kya bol rahi hai , kuch bhi bolti hai , meri shadi nahi huyi tai tk tu
kya upar se aayi hai
shalini- meri shaheli banne se pahale aapki shadi huyi thi , par aapko pir se
shadi karni chaiye hain pitaji
s pitaji - main nahi karunga pir se shadi tumari maa se
s maa- aap bhi suru ho gaye iske sath
shalini - maa ke liye kallu pahalvan kaisa rahenga
s maa- tuze maar chaiye , kuch bhi bolti hai
s pitaji - tume pasand hai to bol do main tumari shadi karva deta hu kallu
pahalvan se
s maa- aap bhi , aap shalini ke sath bachpana karna chhod dijiye , ab ye badi
ho gayi hai
shalini - badi ho gayi hu badi ho gayi hu , maa tum mere bina kya rah payongi
s maa- nahi , par teri shadi karni bhi jaruri hai
shalini - agale saal karva dena
s maa - agale saal kab
shalini - 30 feb ko
s maa- dek badme palat mat jana
shalini - pakkaa 30 feb ko shadi karungi
s bhai - maa feb me 30 tarikh nahi hoti , shalini aapko ullu bana rahi hai
s maa- shalini teri pitai karne padengi
s bhabhi - maaji shalini ki shadi ho jayengi to main to akeli pad jaungi
shalini - meri bhabhi meri shaheli , thank you bhabhi
s maa - tum sab se to haar gayi hu main , kal ko ladka nahi milenga to muze
mat kahna
shalini - aapke liye to aaj bhi ladka mil jayenga , kallu pahalvan se bat karu ,
oh kallu lahalvan
s maa- chup , varna maar khayengi
shalini - pir se shadi ki bat karengi ,
s maa-jakab tak shadi nahi karengi tu
shalini -kallh pahalvan meri maa seeeeeee
s maa- meri maa , chup rah , jab bhi main shadi ki bat karti hu to tum kallu
pahalvan ko awwaz kyu deti ho
shalini- to aap meri shadi ki bat kyu karti ho
s maa- nahi karungi , ab khush
shalini - kallu pahalvan teri bulbul ud gayi
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shalini - shalini , ghar ki sabse choti beti ,, shalini ke sare bhai bahno ki shadi
ho chuki hai ,bas shalini ki shadi karni baki hai , shalini ki maa shalini ke piche
hant doo kar lagi hai ,shalini pitaji ki laadli ,, apni bhabhi ki best friend , apne
batijo ki maa jaisi hai
s pitaji - shakini k pitaji,gaon ke jamindar , acha karobar hai , gaon me bahot
ijajat hai , apne sare beto aur betiyo ko settle kar diya hai , bada beta unke
sath hi rahta hai baki bete shahar me rahte hai ,
s maa- shalini ki maa , shalini ke shadi ki tension lagi rahti hai , ek ek karke
sabki shadi karva di hai , bas ek bar shalini shadi ko haa kar de to ganga me
dubki laga kar aa jayengi
s bhai - shalini ka sabse bada bhai jo pitaji ke sath rahta hai
s bhabhi - shalini ki badi bhabhi
montu - sonu - shalini ke batijee, shalini ke bade bhai ke bete
baki ke bhai bahan idar udar ke shahar me job aur apna karobar dekte hai
wo gaon me nahi rahte
jaisa aapne suna hi hai
maa shalini ke puche hant doo kar lagi hai
shalini ke shadi ke liye haa karne ke liye kitna try karti hai
par shalini jab bhi maa usko shadi ka puchti hai to wo apne padosi kallu
pahalvan ko aawaz deti hai
maa kallu pahalvan ka naam sunte ruk jati hai
wo hua aisa tha ki ek din maa raat ko mandir se bhajan sunkar aa rahi thi to
unke piche kutte lag gaye
tabi kallu pahalvan aa raha tha usne shalini ke maa ko bacha liya
tab se shalini apni maa ko kallu pahalvan ke naam se chidati hai
shalini ke liye to ye jadu ki chaddi thu
jab bhi maa shadi ki bat karti to shalini kallu ke naam se dara deti
baki sab shalini ka sath dete
pitaji ko shalini ki jada tension nahi thi
jis din shalini kahengi uski shadi karva denge pitaji
shalini ki bhabhi to uski best friend hai
dono bahano jaisi rahti hai
shalini apni bhabhi se apne sare secret share karti hai
shalini aur uske bhabhi ki bahot banti hai
s pitaji - chalna hai ki nahi movie ko
shalini - chaliye
s bhabhi- montu sonu apni bua ke sath jana nahi hai kya
montu-2 minute
shalini- kya kar rahe ho tum dono
sonu- bas ho gaya bua
montu- wo mera hai
sonu aur montu rashoi ghar se laddu churake kha rahe the
sab bahar aangan me the
shalini ko movie dekne jana tha
ye kya laddu ek aur bachhe do
montu aur sonu ek dusare ki taraf deknde lage
montu bada tha
usne laddu uta liya aur sonu ko tenga dikakar bhagne laga
sonu laddu lene ke liye montu ke piche piche bhagne laga
dono idar se udar bhagne lage
s bhabhi - bhag kyu rahe ho
sonu- maa montu mera laddu lekar bhag raha hai
montu - ye mera laddu hai
s maa- montu tu bada haina apne chhote bhai ko de laddu
montu- main nahi dunga
s bhabhi- kya kaha ,
montu - ye mera laddu hai main nahi dunga
s bhabhi - tu aise nahi maanega
aur shalini ki bhabhi apne bade beto ko maarne lagi
to shalini ne apne bhabhi ka hant pakad liya
shalini - bhabhi ye kya kar rahi ho
s bhabhi -deka nahi tumne montu sharing karna nahi chahata
shalini - par iske liye maarne ki kya jaurat hai
s bhabhi -to tu hi dek apne bhatije ko
shalini - mere bete hai main hi dekungi
shalini - montu idar aav
montu - ji
shalini - laddu do muze
montu- ye mera hai
shalini - muze do to sahi ,
montu- aap maa ya sonu ko mat dena
shalini - nahi dungi
montu ne laddu apni bua ko diya
shalini - tume mai ek kahani batati hu
s pitaji - tume movie dekne jana tha na
shalini - choti si kahani hai
s bhai- pir to main bhi sunuga kahani
s bhabhi- shalini dadima ki kahani
sonu - maa ne bua ko dadima kaha
aur sonu hasne laga
shalini - sonu montu meri ghod me aaker baito
montu- ji bua
dono ek ek taraf baite gaye
shalini - ye kahani hai ek jungle ki , jaha 2 sher bhai rahte the
montu- main bada sher banuga
shalini - tik hai , us sher ka naam tha , sonu aur montu
dono bahot masti karte the
sath me milke khelate the
montu bada tha to wo sonu sher ko apne sath rakta uska khayal rakta
pir ek din jungle suka pad gaya
suna- suka kya hota hai
shalini - suka matlab pani aur khand ko kuch nahi milta
khane aur pine ko kuch nahi tha ,sab ped sukh gaye the
montu- dono sher ne kya khaya
shalini - unke pass bhi khane ko kuch nahi tha
montu- pir
shalini - aise me montu sher khane ki talaash me nikal gaya , sonu ko bhuk
lagi thi to montu sher uske liye khana dundne gaya
montu- khana mil gaya
shalini - nahi par usko ek devi mili jisne montu ko ek laddu diya
montu- sirf ek laddu
shalini - haa , montu sher ne kaha ki wo do hai , ek laddu se kya honga ,
par montu sher ka sawal sunne se pahale devi gayab ho gayi
sonu-pir kya hua
montu- montu sher ne kya kiya ek laddu ka
shalini - montu sher ko laga ki wo laddu khud kha le par sonu bimar tha
sonu ki halat montu sher se ddeki nahi gayi aur montu ne pura laddu sonu
sher ko diya
sonu- sonu sher ne to laddu kha liya honga
montu- bichara montu sher
shalini - aisa nahi hua , montu sher ne sonu sher ko laddu diya aur khane ki
talaash.me chala gaya
sonu sher ko pata tha ki jungle me khana nahi hai
is liye sonu sher ne sirf aada laddu khaya
aur aada laddu bacha kar raka
montu- pir kya hua
shalini - pir montu sher sham me khali hant vapas aa gaya
usko kahi khana nahi mila ,aur din bhar ghumne se montu sher bhi bimar pad
gaya
uskio bahot bhuk lagi
montu sher ne sonu sher se kaha ki uske bhuk lagi hai
par khana to kahi nahi tha
par sonu sher ne laddu bacha kar raka tha
sonu sher ne montu sher ko aada laddu diya
laddu dekte montu sher ne apbne bhai ke gale lag gaya
adda laddu sonu sher ne montu sher ko diya
aada laddu khate montu sher ki tabiyat achi ho gayi
dono bhai aisi hi mil jul kar rahe jis se suka khatam ho gaya
pir dono aise mil baatt kar khana khane lage
jis se kam khane se bhi unka pet bhar jata aur dono khush rahte
is kahani se pata chala ki shareing karna kitna jaruri hota hai
pahale montu sher ne laddu sonu sher ko diya aur sonu sher ne pura laddu
nahi khaya kyu ki usko pata tha ki ye laddu to montu sher bhi kha sakta tha
par usne sonu sher ko diya , jis se sonu sher ne aada laddu montu sher ke liye
bacha kar raka , montu sher ko uske sharing ka fal mil gaya aur apne bhai ka
pyar bhi mil gaya
shalini - kaisi lagi kahani
montu- sonu ye le aada laddu
sonu- main bhi aapko aadi chocolate dunga ,
shalini - mere bhatije bahot samjadar hai
s bhabhi - shalini tere sath mere bete ka future bright honga
shalini - aisa kuch nahi bhabhi , aapki jaga main hoti to main bhi pahale
maarne ka sochti
s bhabhi - tu meri nanad nahi meri bahan hai
shalini- aap bhi meri badi bahan hai ,
s pitaji - chale ab
shalini- ji pitaji
aur shalini pitaji ke sath movie dekne chali gayi
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