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Adultery Main , meri family aur mera gaon --by 123fuckeravi
Chapter 813 B

chachi ne muze ek choti si kahani bata di
us kahani se choti chachi muze jo kahna chahti thi wo main samaj gaya
ab us kahani ko bhul jana hi tik rahenga
varna aada sach meri jaan le lenga
chachi bhi amit ko dood pila kar aa gayi
chachi ab kahani ke bareme bat nahi karengi ye muze pata hai , aur main bhi
nahi karunga
kyu ki hame present ke sath chalna hai
chachi ko rajesh ke barrme jaanna hai
main ne Rajesh ke sare problem solve karke neeta bua ko unki khushiya dila
di ,
Rajesh ab apni marji se zindagi ji sakta hai. Bina kisi dar ke bina kisi rok tok
ke
rajesh ko pata chal gaya ki main kya chiz hu , wo jis game ka khud ko khiladi
samjta hai main us game sabss bada khiladi hu ye wo samaj gaya ,
par ager rajesh muzse jalne laga to , muzse aage nikalna chahta honga to ,
usko to ab main handle karunga
us se ek bat achi huyi ki Leena ko bhi rajesh ka pyar mil jayenga ,bhai ke sath
khelte huye uske din bhi ache se bit jayene.
Neeta bua ko bhi pata chal gaya ki wo kya kar rahi thi.
Neeta bua ko bhi rajesh ke badalne se, uske ghar rahne se neeta bua rajesh ke
dil ki bat samaj jayengi.
Main soch raha tha ki choti chachi kamare me aa gayi
c chachi-kya bat hai bade bade kaam kar rahe ho
jaisa socha tha vaisa hi paya , chachi ne aate bat badal di
chachi ne aate hi rajesh ki bat chhed di taki main kahani ke bareme kuch
puchu na
Avi-main ne kya kiya.
c chachi-itna kuch kiya aur kahte ho kuch nahi kiya
Avi-wo sab to apne bhai aur bua ke liye kiya
c chachi-ab bata kya kiya kaise kiya.
Avi-puri kahani batani padengi
c chachi-haa
Avi-to suniye, main ne kaha tha na ki mrs varma ke ghar ki ek bat bad me
bataunga.
c chachi-haa ,to wo rajesh ki bat thi
Avi-haa.mrs varma ke ghar pe muze ek ladki mili kareena ,jo rajesh ke class
me padti hai.
c chachi-us se rajesh ke bareme pata chala.
Avi-haa, muze pata chala ki rajesh 2 life jita hai.
c chachi-wo to tune kal bataya tha par ye nahi bataya ki dusari life wo kaise
jita hai
Avi-meri tara enjoy karta hai,
c chachi-tik se bata
Avi-wo college me itna famous hai ki ladki us se chudavana chahati hai. aur
rajesh jamkar unki chudai karta hai.
c chachi-rajesh, tabi sochu wo college jane ki itni jaldi me kyu rahta hai
Avi-wo apni college ki ladkiyo ,teacher aur principal ki bhi chudai karta hai.
c chachi-to tune rajesh ke sath kya kiya
Avi-rajesh ko enjoy kar ne se rok nahi sakte, aise me usko yaha gaon me
rahne ke liye kuch sochna tha.
c chachi-bolta ja
Avi-main ne rajesh ko friend banaya. aur usko popat panchi banaya
c chachi-friend kaise ban gaya .jo apne raaz bata diya
Avi-main ne apna video use dikaya aur uske raaz jaan gaya.ek raaz bata kar
sabi raaz pata kar liye ,
c chachi-to college me rajesh chudai karta hai. pir to tune rajesh ko yaha enjoy
karna shikaya hoga
Avi-haa, main ne uske raaz se pata laga liya ki usko champu jaisa rahna
pasand nahi hai. to main ne rajesh ko hero banane ka faisala kiya.
c chachi-pir
Avi-pir kya tha main ne rajesh ko riya se milaya
c chachi-gaon me enjoy karna riya se sikh lenga. matlab karenga
Avi-haa, riya rajesh ko pasand aayi is liye uski chudai karne shahar chale
gaye.
c chachi-pir to rajesh bahot khush hua hoga.
Avi-haa, ham ne milkar riya ki chudai ki. aur rajesh ne to riya ki aisi chudai ki
ki wo rone lagi.
c chachi-pir to riya rajesh ki dewaani huyi hogi
Avi-haa, par rajesh ke rulane se wo thak gayi. pir main ne mrs dubey aurmrs
pawar ko rajesh ke samane nanga kiya
c chachi-unke sath rajesh ko maza nahi aaya hoga.
Avi-wo mrs dubey thi. rajesh ne unki puri raat chudai ki. uska video hai aap
dek lena.
c chachi-pir kya hua
Avi-pir rajesh ko hero bana kar yaha laya .
c chachi-aage bol
Avi-rajesh ka aisa shahar jaisa look neeta bua ko pasand nahi tha.
c chachi-usko rajesh khanna pasand hai
Avi-main ne unko bataya ki ye rajesh khanna ka jamaana gaya ,ab salmaan ka
jamaana hai
c chachi-ye neha ka kya chakkar hai.
Avi-neha bua ne neeta bua aur meri bat sun li.
c chachi-tabi wo aisi bat kah rahi thi
Avi-par neha bua ne aisa kyu kiya.ye muze kuch kuch aapki kahani se pata
chal gaya hai ,ager aur kuch batana chahti ho to bata sakti ho
c chachi-kyu ki neha aur neeta ek dusare ki jaan hai.
Avi-ek line me jawab de diya
c chachi-kuch jawab aise hote hah
Avi-ho gaye aapke sawal
c chachi-jawab to pura kar
Avi-rajesh ko samaj me aaya ki family kya hoti hai, enjoy kahi bhi kiya ja sakta
hai.leena ko uska bhai mila, neeta bua ko apni galti ka ahasas hua, neeta bua
ko unka beta vapas mila
c chachi-tuze kya mila.
Avi-muze badi chachi ke chehare pe khushi mili, family ki khushi mili, aur
c chachi-aur kya
Avi-rajesh ne apne college aane ka invitation diya.
c chachi-pir to tere maze maze hoge
Avi-haa,
c chachi-chal ab video dika.
Avi-aise nahi. mere ghod me baite kar dekna hoga.
c chachi-blackmail karta hai
Avi-baitiye na,
c chachi-chal tik hai,aaj main khush hu
choti chachi mere ghod me aakar baite gayi.
aur main ne video play kiya. abi play kiya tha ki rani ka call aa gaya.
Main ne call cut kiya aur video vapas play kiya.
c chachi-phone kyu nahi pick kiya
Avi-badme karunga. aap video dekiye
choti chachi video dekne lagi ki pir se rani ka call aaya ,main ne vapas cut kiya
aur massage kiya ki busy hu
choti chachi vapas video dekne lagi.
aur main unke badan ke sath khelne laga.
apne hanto ko unke jango par sahalane laga.
c chachi-kya kar raha hai
Avi-video dika raha hu
c chachi-to isliye rani ka phone cut kiya
Avi-aap 1st rani 2nd
c chachi-(tu aise muze video dekne nahi denga. Avi ke sath mazak karti hu
,dekti hu Avi muze kitna pyar karta hai, ) Avi
main chachi ke nabi me ungli se khelne laga.
Avi-haa,
c chachi-threesome me to bahot maza aaya hoga.
Avi-haa, bahot maza aaya, sabne enjoy kiya.
c chachi-muze bhi aisa threerome karna hai. muze kab karvayenga
chachi ke itna kahate mera hant jo nabi pe tha wo ruk gaya.
aur chachi ke hant se mobile lekar zameen par patak diya.
mobile ke niche fekte chachi shocked ho gayi
chacha kuch kahti us se pahale unko dhakka dek kar khud se dur kiya .
chachi ko main itna kuch karunga iski umid nahi thi
ye to kuch nahi tha
chachi ki bat se muze guass aa gaya
aur table pe raka hua chaku uta kar apne gale pe rak diya.
mere hant me chaku dekte chachi ke pasine nikalne lage
wo to dar hi gayi mere hant me chaku dek kar
C chachi-Aviiiiiiiii
Avi-pahale muze maar dijiye pir jo karna hai karte rahna.
c chachi-wo chaku fek do
Avi-aapko threesome karna haina ,main mar jata hu badme karti rahna jo
karna hai ,
c chachi-main to mazak kar rahi thi, chaku fek de
Avi-aap zut bol rahi ho
c chachi-teri kasam ,chaku fek de ,kahi lag jayenga.
Avi-aapne aisa kaha hi kyu
C chachi- galti ho gayi
Avi- aapse galti nahi hoti
C chachi- tu chaku fek de , pir bat karte hai
Avi- aap ne aisa kaha hi kyu
C chachi-galti ho gayi ,
Avi- aap zut bol rahi hai
C chachi-main mazak kar rahi thi
Avi- pir zut
C chachi- amit ki kasam , main ne sirf mazak karne ke liye aisa kaha tha
Avi-pir aisa kaha kyu
c chachi-main dekna chahati thi ki tu muze kitna pyar karta hai
Avi-rani ka phone cut diya pir bhi aapko aisa karne ki jarurat kyu padi
c chachi-galti ho gayi. please chaku fek de , main ne aisa kaha to muze maar
de par tu khud ko kuch mat kar
Avi- aapko maar du , us se acha hai main.mar jata hu , main aapke bina nahi
rah sakta
C chachi- main tere bina kaise ji sakti hu , chaku fek de , mere liye nahi to amit
ke liye chaku fek de ,
Avi- aapko aisa mazak nahi karna chaiye tha
C chachi- main kabhi kisi ke sath bhi mazak nahi karunga , main to mazak
karna hi chhod dungi ,
Avi- par aapne aisa kaha hi kyu
C chachi-chaku fek de , varna main khud ko kuch kar bautungi
Avi- aap vaha se hili bhi to main
c chachi- tu aisa kyu kar raha hai , muze maf kar de , pahali aur aakari galati
samaj kar maf kar de
Avi- aakari galti
C chachi- pir aisa nahi karungi
Avi- dubara kaha to
C chachi- main mar jaungi par aisa mazak nahi karungi ,
chachi ki bat sunkar main ne chaku apne gale se hata diya
chaku alag karte chachi bhag kar mere pass aa gayi
aur jordar thappad mere gaal pe maar diya
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Anyone who has never made a mistake has never tried anything new
Chapter 813 C
Chapter 813 C
chachi ne to muze thappad maar diya
thappad marne ki vaja main jaan chuka tha
chachi ne thppad to muze maar diya par ro khud rahi thi
thappad maarne ke bad chachi.mere gale lag gayi
Avi- mazak aapne kiya aur thappad muze maar diya
C chachi-aur kuch kaha to ek aur thppad padenga
Avi- mazak aap karo aur
C chachi-tu kya kar raha tha
Avi- aapne jo kaha us ka reaction aisa hi honga na
C chachi-ab tu bada ho gaya to muze batayenga ki reaction kya honga
Avi-main to wo
C chachi-kya main to , tuze kohi hak nahi khud ko kuch karne ka, teri zindagi
meri hai uspe mera hak hai ,
Avi-hak
C chachi-teri zindagi meri hai , agar dubara aisa kiya na muzse bura kohi nahi
honga ,
Avi-aap bol kya rahi hai
C chachi-tu khud ko samjta kya hai , tuze kuch ho jata to mera kya hota ye
nahi socha tune ,suman didi ka kya hota ye bhi nahi socha
Avi-kya hota aapko apni marji se kuch bhi karne ko.milta
C chachi-tere bina main ek pal.bhi jinda nahi rahti , aur tum maze karne ki bat
kar raha hai
Avi-pir aapne aisa kaha hi kyu
C chachi-ek mazak hi to kiya tha
Avi-aapki mazak ne meri jaan le li thi , ager main chaku maar deta to
aur choti chachi ne pir se muze ek thappad mara
aaj to main soch raha tha ki rajesh aur neeta bua ki madat karne ke badalme
muze chachi inam dengi par yaha to thappad mil rahe hai
c chachi-dubara aisa mat karna. agar tuze kuch hua to puri family jite ji mar
jayengi
Avi-pir aapne aisa kyu kaha
c chachi-sirf kaha tha kiya nahi.tu to karne ja raha tha. aisa kabi mazak me mat
karna
Avi-sorry
C chachi-kya sorry , tuze ye sab mazak lag raha honga , meri to jaan nikal gayi
thi
Avi-mazak aapne kiya tha
C chachi-kiya tha mazak to kya tu kuch bhi kar lenga
Avi-main to
C chachi-kya main to , tuze kuch ho jata to suman didi ka kya hota socha hai
kabhi
Avi-muze bas aap chaiye
C chachi-muze bas aap chaiye , muze kya upar jake lete
Avi-aap itna guass kyu ho rahi hai
C chachi-guass na karu to kya teri puja karu , tune socha bhi kaise aisa karne
ka
Avi-aapne kaise socha
C chachi-main kya sach me thodi karne vali thi ,
Avi-par mere liye to sach jaisa tha na
C chachi-sach ye hai ki tu kya hai
Avi-kya matlab
c chachi-tum ek bat samaj le tu is family ke liye bahot jarur hai ,main mar gayi
to kuch nahi hoga, par tuze kuch nahi hona chaiye
Avi-kya matlab
C chachi-tu is ghar ka varish hai tuze kuch ho gaya to hamara kya honga , tere
sath puri family mar jayengi
Avi-sorry ,
c chachi-kya sorry ,main to bas mazak kar rahi thi . aur tune to apne gale me
chaku laga liya ,
Avi-sorry
chachi ki bate sunkar muze bura lagne laga
mazak chachi ne kiya aur ulta guass muzpe ho rahi hai
chachi bate sunkar main unki taraf pit karke baite gaya
chachi ki bato se muze bhi bura laga
mere us tara unke taraf pit katke baitene se chachi samaj gayi ki muze unki
bayi se bura laga
aur main unse bat karne me interested nahi hu
C chachi-(galti meri thi , aur main hi ulti Avi pe guass ho gayi ) Avi
main ne kohi jawab nahi diya
C chachi-(Avi ko meri bato se bura lag gaya , muze mazak nahi karna chaiye
tha , Avi ne kuch galat bhi to nahi kiya , par use kuch ho jata to main Avi ke
dadaji ko kya muh dikati , suman didi ko kya kahti) Avi
Avi-muze akela chhod dihiye
C chachi-(Avi ko manaana honga , galti meri hai , main badi hu to muze
samajdari se kaam lena chaiye tha , par main kya karti Avi ke gardan pe chaku
dekte main khud ki bhavanayo pe control rakna chaiye tha )
C chachi-(Avi , ko manana hoga , usne aaj itna acha kaam kiya , rajesh aur
neeta ko mila diya , neha bhi Avi se khush ho gayi , use inam dene ki jaga
main uspe guass ho gayi , uska mood kharab kar diya )
C chachi-(Avi ko mere is tara bat karne se kitna bura laga honga )
C chachi-(Avi ke liye main to sab kuch hu , mere guass hone pe wo to so bhi
nahi payenga , muze usko mood tik karna honga ) Avi
Avi-muze akela chhod dijiye
C chachi-(Avi , ko manana hoga , usne aaj itna acha kaam kiya , rajesh aur
neeta ko mila diya , neha bhi Avi se khush ho gayi , use inam dene ki jaga
main uspe guass ho gayi , uska mood kharab kar diya )
C chachi-(Avi ko mere is tara bat karne se kitna bura laga honga )
C chachi-(Avi ke liye main to sab kuch hu , mere guass hone pe wo to so bhi
nahi payenga , muze usko mood tik karna honga ) Avi
Avi-muze akela chhod dijiye
C chachi-(Avi ka mood to kuch jada hi kharab jo gaya hai , biwi ban ke
mannati hu )
C chachi-aji sunte ho , munna so gaya ,aaj munna ne bahot tang kiya
Avi-(chachi ye kya bol rahi hai )
C chachi-main to aaj amit ko sambal kar thak gayi hu , aaj aapko bina pyar
kiye sona honga,
Avi-(chachi meri biwi ban kar muze manaa rahi hai )
C chachi-ohhhhhh mere patidev pyar na karne se guass ho gaye ,
Avi-aap kuch bhi kar lo , mera mood kharab hai
C chachi-(tume , line pe aa raha hai ) mere patidev ka mood to main ek zatke
me tik kar dungi , abi apne hanto se bani huyi tea lekar aati hu
Avi-raat ke kohi tea pita hai
C chachi-main bhi na , gaddi hu , kya karu kya karu , ek sweat si kiss kaise
rahengi
Avi-kohi faiyada nahi honga
C chachi-dekte hai , sweat kiss se try karti hu , kya pata aage bahot kuch mil
jaye
Avi- kohi faiyada nahi honga
C chachi-munna ke papa ko kiss bhi nahi chaiye , to kya karu meri to kuch
samaj nahi aa raha , kaise apne patidev ko khush karu , ek kaam karti hu unke
pair daba deti
aur chachi mere pair ko dabane ke liye hant aage badane lagi to main dur ho
gaya
Avi-ye kya kar rahi ho
C chachi-aap hi batav main kya karu jis se tumara mood tik ho jaye
ispe main kya bolta
C chachi-munna ke papa ko dood pila du to kaisa rahenga
Avi-(chachi ka dood , kya karu , aaj kuch nahi chalenga chachi ka )
C chachi-teasty hai , amit to din me teen bar pita hai , teast karke dek lijiye ,
aapka mood tik ho jayenga
Avi-(chachi to bramastra istmal kar rahi hai ) muze nahi pina
C chachi-dood ko manaa kiya , lagta hai aaj to patidev ka mood bahot kharab
hai
Avi-bahot jada
C chachi-kiss se bhi kaam nahi chala , dood pine se bhi manaa kiya , chalo
thodi aur niche jati hu , aaj ka best offer meri nabi , jo aapko sabse jada
pasand hai
aur chachi meri biwi banke mere samne khadi ho gayi , aur apni sari ki alag
karte huye muze apni nabi dikane lagi
chachi ki nabi dek kar meri jibh laplapne lagi
Avi-(lekin chachi ne jo mere sath mazak kiya uske badale me sirf nabhi , )
main ne apne chehara dusari taraf ghuma diya
C chachi-ye bhi fail ho gaya , lagta hai aaj temperature jada badh gaya ,
bumper offer me ek kiss meri pari pe ,
chachi ki choot pe kiss , ye sahi deal hai , us se mera mood tik ho jayenga
mere chehare pe chachi ki choot pe kiss karne ki bat sunkar chamak aa gayi
Avi-(deal to achi hai , kiss pir dood uske bad nabi , aur ab choot pe kiss , ager
aur thoda natak kar lu to choot ko apna banane ka offer mil sakta hai , aaj
chachi ke sath suhagraat manaa ne ka mokka mil sakta hai ,bas thoda control
rakna honga ) aapki kohi chaal nahi chalengi ,
C chachi-sab kuch fail ho gaya , ek biwi to fail ho gayi , lagta hai kuch aur try
karna honga
Avi-(chachi ye kya bol rahi hai , biwi fail se kya matlab hai chachi ka )
C chachi-biwi to mannane me kaamyab nahi huyi , ab to character change , ab
to Avi ki friend banna padenga
Avi-(ye kya kar rahi hai chachi, kiss se aage badne ki jaga to chachi character
change kar rahi hai , ye cheating hai , main to suhagraat manaane ka soch
raha tha aur chachi ne pani fer diya )
Avi-(kya socha tha aur kya ho gaya , socha tha ki chachi suhagraat ka offer
dengi par yaha to chachi ne u turn le liya , ab kuch bol bhi nahi sakta chachi
ko varna mera mazak ud hayenga )
Avi-(itna acha mokka tha dood , choot pe kiss , jada lalch se meri naav dub
gayi , jo mil raha tha wo bhi nahi milenga )
Avi-(chalo dekta hu chachi meri friend ban kar kya offer deti hai )
Avi-(chalo dekta hu chachi meri friend ban kar kya offer deti hai )
C chachi-biwi to fail ho gayi ab friend try karti hu , Avi
Avi-aap se direct Avi
aur chachi ne table pe raki hu napkin uta li aur usko gol ghuma kar apne
gardan me lapet li
C chachi-bole to apun biddu hai , bole to best friend
Avi-aap kuch bhi kar lo , kohi faiyada nahi jonga
C chachi-kya chikne , kyako itna bhav kha le raha hai , khana hai to vadapaav
kha , bhav kya khane ki chize hai
Avi-(tapori friend )
C chachi-lagta hai tere ko mirchi lagi hai , aage se lagi hai ya pichhu se ,
aur chachi hasne lagi
chachi ke hasne se muze maza to aaya par main itni aazani se chachi ko maf
nahi karunga , itni aasani se main chachi ko maf nahi karunga
C chachi-bole to , biddu ke sath mazak nahi karne ka , chikne ko guass aa jata
hai ,
Avi-ye sab kya hai
C chachi-tu to abi tak samja hi nahi , tere ko kharcha pani dena padenga ,
kharacha pani bole to disshum disshum nahi re , kharcha pani bole to ek
mrichi ke sath sweat kiss , bol chaiye kya
Avi-(kiss , friend kiss kyu karengi , chachi ka naya drama hai )
C chachi-ye chikna to bahot jada bhav kha le raha hai , isko to munni chaiye ,
iske liye munni lani hongi , munni ke mammu bolte chikna udne lag jayenga ,
bol bulau munni ko
Avi-khon munni
C chachi-apni munni , apni nurse munni
Avi-vidhya
C chachi-bulau , raat bhar kabbadi khelna munni ke sath , aur raat bhar jadu ki
zappi dena , umbrela to hongi tere pass ,
Avi-vidhya , not interested
C chachi-chikane bolna tere ko kya chaiye , akhi mumbai chaiye to wo bhi me
laa dungi , bolna , ek khoka chiye , kuwari chaiye , bolna kya chaiye , paisa
ladki bol kya chaiye , tu apna bhiddu hai is liye bol rahi hu varna main to
ghode ko muh me rak ke bat karti hu
Avi-ghoda
C chachi-tere ghode ki bat kar hu re chikne , bol jaldi
Avi-(kya karu )
C chachi-ye dek
chachi ne apne boobs ko hant me pakad liya
C chachi-isme 2.5 ml dood hai , jab kisi ke muh me nipple jata hai to uska sota
nahi khada ho jata hai , tera ghoda bhi khada ho jayenga
Avi-(chachi ki bato se meri hasi nikaal rahi thi par main cobtrol kiye huye tha )
C chachi-bolna chikne ,
Avi-main kya bolu
C chachi-ye chikane ko jadu ki zappi deni hongi
aur chachi ne muze gale laga kiya
chachi ke gale lagte muze sukun mila
C chachi-lo friend bhi fail ho gaya
Avi-(ab kya karengi chachi main bhi to deku )
C chachi-tapori friend to fail ho gaya ab to college ka friend banna honga
Avi-(college friend )
C chachi-kya be saale , aaj tere mood kharab kyu hai , teri gf ne break up kar
liya kya
Avi-(chachi to pankaj ke sath main jaise bat karta hu vaise bat kar rahi hai )
C chachi-yaa exam me kam maark mile hai jis se tera mood kharab hai
Avi-ek sherni ne panja maara hai
C chachi-ladki ka maamla hai ,
Avi-haa ,
C chachi-ladki ke vajase apna mood kharab mat karo , ye sab to hota rahta
hai
Avi-aaj jada hi bol diya us sherni ne
C chachi-tu sher hai
Avi-to sherni ne aisa kiya kyu
C chachi-sher ko sherni pe guass nahi karna chaiye ,aisi choti nok zok to hoti
hai
Avi-ye choti bat nahi thi
C chachi-exam se jada badi bat nahi hongi
Avi-muze akela chhod do
C chachi-lo teri ki , main to tera mood tik karne ka soch rahi thi aur tu hai ki
akela chhod ne ki bat kar raha hai , to rah akele main ja rahi hu
aur chachi sach me mere kamre se bahar chali gayi ,
muze akela chhod kar chachi chali gayi
chachi jarur kuch naya karne ka soch rahi hongi
biwi fail , tapori friend fail , college friend fail ab kya karengi chachi
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chapter 813 D
chachi ke guass karne se mera mood off ho gaya
muze pir se hasane ke liye chachi kosish karne me lag gayi
chachi ke bato se muze bura laga to chachi meri biwi ban kar muze manane
lagi
chachi ke biwi bante muze ache ache offer aaye par jada lalch karne ki vajase
main ne ache chance gava diye
chachi ne dood pilane se choot pe kiss karne tak offer diye the
par man me lalch kiya aur ache mokke gava diye
pir chachi meri tapori friend ban gayi
jis me chachi ke tapori dailoge sunkar meri hasi nikaal rahi thi par main ne
control kiya
ek jadu ki zappi mil gayi
pir chachi college ki friend ban gayi jisme kohi dam nahi tha
par chachi ne apne taraf se sab kuch try kiya
ab dekte hai chachi aur kya karti hai
par ye kya chachi to kamre se bahar aa chali gayi
muze to laga chachi character change karengi par yaha to chachi ne sach me
muze akela chhod diya
chachi manaa leti to main maan jata par chachi ke aise chale jane se main aur
upset ho gaya
main to door ki tataf dek raha tha ki chachi vapas aa jaye
aur chachi vapas aa gayi
par ye kya
chachi sari ki jaga salwar kameez pahan kar aa gayi
ye to vidhya ki salwar kameez hai
ab kya karna chahti hai chachi
dekna honga chachi muze kaise manaati hai
C chachi-Avi
Avi-ab ye kya hai
C chachi-main ne tume call kiya par tumne mera phone cut kar diya to main
khud tumse milne chali aayi
Avi-(phone kiya tha , lekin muze to rani ka phone aaya tha , samaja chachi
meri girlfriend ban gayi hai )
C chachi-phone na recieve karne se to muze guass hona chaiye par yaha to
tum guass ho gaye
Avi-tum , muze tumse bat nahi karni
C chachi-kya hua , apni girl friend pe itna guass
Avi-guass na karu to kya karu
C chachi-girl friend ka to hak hota hai mazak karne ka
Avi-aisa bhi kohi mazak karta hai
C chachi-tum mere sath chupake chupake pyar karte ho ye chal sakta hai par
mera mazak karne pe itna guass
Avi-main ne tumare jaisa mazak kabhi nahi kiya
C chachi-ab thuk bhi do guass , main tumse itni dur se milne aayi hu , suman
chachi se chupate chupate huye yaha aayi hu
Avi-to
C chachi-to itni hasin raat me pyar bhari bate karne ki jaga muh fula kar baite
ho
Avi-muze nahi karni hai bate ,
C chachi-mere rajkumar aise na muhe fula kar baito varna log kahenge ki
bandar aaya hai
aur mera mazak uda kar chachi hasne lagi
Avi-pir mazak kiya
C chachi-hasi mazak hi to zindagi ka dusara naam hai , hasi mazak na ho to
zindagi berang ho jati hai
Avi-mazak ki ek limit hoti hai
C chachi-sorry baba , ab pir se limit cross nahi hongi
Avi-na ho yahi acha honga
C chachi-tum mazak karoge tab bataungi tume , ek mazak se meri jaan le rahe
ho
Avi-jaan meri ja rahi thi
C chachi-wo chhodo, pata hai aaj na meri saheli komal ne muze pucha ki kohi
BF bana lo
Avi-komal ne
C chachi-haa , par main ne kaha ki tum khud dund lo mere liye ek acha ladka
Avi-to tume dusara BF chaiye
C chachi-ab kya kare tum itna bhav kha rahe ho , muze dusara B F dekna to
honga na
Avi-to jav na us dusare BF ke pass
C chachi-usi ke pass to hu
Avi-kya matlab
C chachi-komal ne kaha ki mere bhai ko BF bana lo , hi re meri kismat BF ko
BF banane ko bol rahi hai komal , use kya pata tum mere BF ho , tumare bhav
khane se dusare BF ki talash me hu to komal ne bhi tumara naam bata diya
Avi-(chachi ki bat pe hasi aa gayi ) muzse picha nahi chhuda sakti
C chachi-langur ke muh me angur , ab kiya bhi ka ja sakta hai
Avi-muze langur kaha
C chachi-toba toba main tume langur kaise kah sakti hu , main ne to khud ko
angur kaha hai
Avi-pir tik hai
Avi-what , tum angur to main langur ho gaya
aur chachi hasne lage
C chachi-mere bhole bhale BF ko langur kaise kah sakte hai , wo to rajkumar
hai
Avi-rajkumar kahanse tum bach gayi varna
C chachi-ye to tum ne pucha hi nahi rajkumar kis ka , languro ka rajkumar
Avi-uda lo mera mazak
C chachi-sorry
Avi-pir sorry bolke mazak uda longi
C chachi-to kya karu tum ho ki muh fula ke baite ho , tume hasane ke liye joke
maar rahi hu par tum pe to kohi asar nahi ho raha
Avi-pahala to mazak kiya uska hangover hai ye
C chachi-kaise aashik ho tum , GF itni dur se milne aayi hai , chand tare thod
kar lane ki bat karni chaiye par tum ho ki apna mood off kiye huye ho
Avi-chand tare , main mamuli sa kisaan , chand tare 10 janam me thod kar
nahi de sakta
C chachi-muze bhi nahi chaiye chand tare , wo to sab kahte hai is liye bol rahi
thi
Avi-tume kya laga main sach me thod kar lata
C chachi-tum zut to bol sakte ho
Avi-zut bol kar kya karta ,agar tum sach me maang leti to
C chachi-to market se nakli le aate , wo kya tha mahanga na mila to saste ko
mahanga bana kar le aaya , usi tara asali na mila to nakli ko asali bana kar le
aaya
Avi-wo tum hi kar sakti ho muze karna nahi aata
C chachi-haaa reee meri kismat , kaisa BF mila hai , 2 pyar ki bate bhi nahi kar
sakta
Avi-2pyar ki baate ,msin 2 kuss de sakta hu
C chachi-yahi to main kah rahi thi , chand to kohi de nahi sakta
Avi-ho gaya tumara , ab muze akela chhod do
C chachi-aise kaise akela chhod du , ye to 7 janam ka rista hai
Avi-itne lambe sapne dek liye
C chachi-sapne me to tum pyari pyari bate karte ho to lambe sapne dek liye
Avi-to jakar so jav par muze akela chhod do
C chachi-akela chhod du , acha apni dusari GF ko call karna hai
Avi-kuch bhi karu tumse matlab
C chachi-bachhu jaldi tumari biwi ban jaungi , pir to har phone pe najar
rakungi , to abi se practice kar rahi hu
Avi-mobile to tut gaya
C chachi-mobile ki tara mera dil mat thod dena
Avi-tumara to pata nahi par mera jarur tut jayenga tumare mazak karne ke
chakker me
C chachi-tum ladki se bhi 2 kadam aage ho , ladki to ek gift dete maan jati hai
par tum ho ki bhismpartiga lekar baite ho ki aaj kisi bhi tara se maf nahi
karengo muze
Avi-mera mood off hai ham kal bat karte hai
C chachi-kal kisne deka hai ,
Avi-muze kya pata
C chachi-mera matlab hai 4 din ki zindagani hai haste hasate huye jini chaiye
Avi-ek din khatam hua , kal 2 nd din dekenge kaisa hota hai
C chachi-aise ruke suke jawab to na do
Avi-pani pi lo jawab gila ho jayenga
C chachi-pj
Avi-jav muze sona hai
C chachi-apne pj pe to has lo
Avi-mera pj ,main hasu ya na hasu tumse matlab
C chachi-kabhi has bhi liya karo
Avi-hahaha khush , ab jav muze sona hai
C chachi-main bhi yahi soti hu
Avi-to so jav par mera dimag mat khana
C chachi-aaj monday hai , main nonveg nahi khati
chachi ke joke pe kohi reaction nahi diya
C chachi-ek simle donge to kam nahi ho jayengi hasi
Avi-tum mere piche kyu padi ho
C chachi-ek pyari smile kar do main chali jaungi
Avi-hihihihihi lo kar di
C chachi-main ne darane ko nahi kaha
Avi-hahahahaha
C chachi-joke nahi mara jo has rahe ho , ek sweat si smile
Avi-jav tum yaha se
C chachi-kohi lauta de mere BF ki khushi ,
C chachi-suno suno jo kohi Avi ki hasi lauta denga use melody milengi ,
Avi-(chachi kitne drame kar rahi hai ) mera sayambhar kar rahi ho
C chachi-Avi ye melody itni chocolety kyu hai
Avi-muze kya pata
C chachi-batav na tum to din bhar melody khate rahe ho
Avi-muze nahi pata
C chachi-batav na , isme bhi bhav kha rahe ho ,
Avi-tum khud kha lo melody pata chal jayenga
C chachi-muze nahi pata chala , batav na
Avi-mera dimag mat khav
C chachi-main melody khane ki bat kar rahi ho
Avi-muze nahi pata
C chachi-tum to khate ho na ,
Avi-to uska ye matlab nahi hai ki muze pata ho melody itni chocolety kyu hai
C chachi-main non veg banati hu to muze to pata hai ki wo itne teasty kyu hai ,
pir tume kyu nahi pata melody itni chocolety kyu hai
Avi-main kya melody banata hu jo muze pata honga
C chachi-mere hant ka nonveg jo khata hai use bhi pata hai ki non veg itna
teasty kyu hai
Avi-muze nahi pata melody itni chocolety kyu hai
C chachi-tume lata hai , muze batana nahi chate
Avi-meri maa muze nahi pata
C chachi-mat batav , par zut to mat bolo ki tume pata nahi hai,batav na melody
itni chocolety kyu hai
Avi-main apna sar fod dunga ,
C chachi-pata hai melody itni chocolety kyu hai ye tumare dimag me chupa
hai raaj par iske liye sar fodne ki jarurat nahi hai
Avi-ek aur bar melody ka naam liya to main yaha se chala jaunga
C chachi-batav na
main bed se utne laga ki chachi ne muze rok liya
C chachi-melody pe bat nahi karungi tume kahi jane ki jarurat nahi hai
Avi-(Thank GOD chachi ne bat karna band kiya varna melody ke chakker me
mera sar fat jata )
C chachi-(pyar se try kiya , hasi mazak se try kiya , ab melody se pareshan
karke try kiya par Avi to maan hi nahi raha )
C chachi-(ek to Avi ko bahot jada guass aaya honga ya pir Avi mera maza le
raha hai , varna ab tak wo maan jata )
Avi- (chachi kya soch rahi hai )
C chachi-(lekina Avi ke expreesion se to kuch lata nahi chal raha hai )
Avi-(kahi chachi ko shak to nahi ho gaya ki main unpe guass nahi hu )
C chachi-(muze kuch aur try karna honga )
Avi-(chachi kuch aur try karne ka soch rahi hongi ))
C chachi-(kya karu jis se Avi maan jaye , guass thuk de )
Avi-(chachi ab kya karengi , sab kuch to try kiya )
C chachi-(soch meena ,Avi ki aise halat me chhod bhi nahi sakti tu , soch
meena )
Avi-(chachi jarur kuch bada soch rahi hai , )
C chachi-(ab dekti hu Avi ko ) mere BF ko akela rahna hai
Avi-haa ,
C chachi-to main ja rahi hu
Avi-jav na roka kisne hai
C chachi-break up karke ja rahi hu
Avi-break up tum nahi kar sakti
C chachi-jav main bhi tumse bat nahi karti
Avi-mat karo ,
C chachi-tum boring ho
Avi-tum chudel ho
C chachi-tum bandar ho
Avi-tum bandariya ho
C chachi-main bandariya nahi hu
Avi-do chhuti vali bandar ki sali
C chachi-ye kya kaha tumne
Avi-vahi jo tumne suna
C chachi-tum gande ho , kohi apni GF ko bandariya kahta hai
Avi-main to aisa hi hu
C chachi-deko ab tumne muze rula diya na ab to has do
Avi-ye drama tha , zut mut ka rona
C chachi-Avi ab bas bhi karo
Avi-aap ne suru kuya hai
C chachi-mafi maangti hu ,, kaho to kaan pakad lu
Avi-muze kuch nahi sunna hai
C chachi-jav pir ,, raho aise hai , akele , main ja rahi hu
Avi-to jav na
chachi pair patak kar jane lagi
door ke pass jaker ruk gayi
C chachi-Avi main ja rahi hu
Avi-main ne roka nahi hai
C chachi-bye , sapne me bhi nahi aaungi tumare
chachi to chali gayi
chachi gayi ya meri GF gayi
chachi gayi hongi to acha nahi honga
agar mari GF gayi hongi to chachi kuch aur soch kar aayengi
main pir se chachi ke aane ka intzar karne laga
meri ankhoin door ki taraf focus ho gayi
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