03-01-2020, 07:19 PM
Main kya mutlab hay bay main kun mom ko black mail karun ga bhai kisi wajah say main harut say bola
Under Wala saalay jub baji or bajoo ka mater or Anila wala mater aay gaa tu kya tum sumjhty hu sub husstay huway kahay gay wah bhi wah kya baat hay Aji sahab ke kya sandar kaam keya kya Abu tujh ko galay luga kay kahay gay wah maray lal wah tu nay tu bateyo ke fiker hi khatam kur di maray sur say beta wo jutay pray gay kay nani dadi yaad aajay gi ya tu pher khud ko superman sumjhty huu tum ko gher kay kisi aak buray ke saport tu caheya hi or Dad kuch bhi hu jay mom ke baat lazmi manty hay tu Dad ke razamundi ke chabi Mom hay or momko apnay sekunjay main pura pura phusanahay saray sabouto kay sath khala ke zordar sewa kur kay wo bohut bari record keeper hay wo sary dastan khul kay suna day gi dekh bay hero ager aurat murd say bister pay sub kuch munwa sukty hay tu murd bhi aurat say bister pay sub kuch munwa sukta hay bus sumjh tu jeeta hi jeeta main rahay ga or yea Sherazi mamu ke story bhi zara dheyan day bhai aak aak lufz khoodo bohut melay ga
Main theek hay boss theek hay aap dhunay hu ju aap kaho or pher main nay haath moun dhoo kay bahir aagaya nawab kuch baath gaya tha ab bahir aakay main nay un teno kay pass ja kay baath gaya
Khala Arusa mujh ko baray pyar say dekhty huway boli beta Aji ab kasay hu aap
Main ji main belkul theek hu Choti Khala main Bajoo kay sath ja kay batha tha main kuch jaan kay bajoo say kuch lug kay betha tha or wo bhi mujh say lug kay bath thi jasay kay wo janty hu kay main jaan bujh kay un kay sath musti kur raha hun
Khala Arusa Aji tum bohut ersa hu gaya Hayderabad nahi aay
Main kya aawun aap bulaty hi nahi bulkay aak baar too Mom nay kaha tha kay tumhary khala ko tumhara un kay gher aana pasand nahi tu main chup hugaya kay pata nahi kun iysa huu tu jub aap hi pasand nahi kurty tu main kasay aasukta hu wasay mara or bajoo ka erada hay kay hum dono 3 din baad shumaly elaqo may ja rahay hay 3 week kay leya yaa pher hum out of country ka erada hay main nay jaan bujh kay iysa bola tha kun kay main Mom or khala ko thura sutana cahta tha khala gusa bhari aankho say mom koo dekh kay boli
Khala Arosa baji kub main nay Aji ko lanay say muna keya tha aap kun jhuoot bola
Mom bury turha say hurbaraty huway aray nahi nahi main nay iysa tu kabhi nahi kaha Aji kun jhoot bolta hay main nay kub kaha iysa wo boli
Main acha aap nay nahi kaha tu pher kis nay kaha tha chalo kaha huu ga kisi nay main laperwahi say bola
Khala Arosa Aji kya tum ko main itni bury lagty hu ju iysa bool rahay hoo wo dukh bharay lahjay main boli
Main nahi tu khala aap tu bohut achi hay bohut pyari hay or mujh ko aap bohut achi lugty huu main sakoon say bola
Khala tu pher tum maray gher kun nahi aatay wo boli
Main ji zarur aawun gaa lakin abhi tu main nay bataya na kay main or Bajoo ka ghumnay ka tay hugaya hay so 2,3 mahenay baad sahi main laperwahi say bola
Mom lakin beta Mahak tuu hum ko bata rahi thi kay 1 week baad us kay kuch test hunay hay pher mazeed masrufeyat hay tu wo tumharay sathi kasay ja sakty hay kun Mahak main theek kah rahi hun na
Bajoo ghubray huway jee jee choty mam aap theek kah rahi hay wo juldi say boli
Mom tu pher yea Aji ju kah raha hay wo kya hay wo harut say boli
Bajoo wo woo woo tu mazak kur rahay hay or kya wo juldi say bokhlay huway lahjay main boli
Underwala abay yaar yea bajoo tu belkul hi dabu ke dabu hay yaar saray plan ke maa kurdi aak zordar chutki lay us ke naramnaram bund pay
Main kya kahraha hay bhai wo uchal paray gi
Underwala kaat bay salay phatoo us khotee ko bhi tu pata chulay kay hur waqt jee jee jee nahi kurty kaat or main nay us ke baat manty huway aak chutki kati Bajoo ke bhury huwi hip pay wo aak jhutkay say kamer sidhi kurty huway lakin aak lufz nahi boli or mujh ko sekwa bhari nazroo say dekha main nay us hi jugah haath say sahlanay laga wo aak muskaan leya khamoss bathi thi
Khala Arosa ha tu bhai Aji sahab ab kya kahty hu wo sakoon say boli
Main chaloo theek hay main kul hi aap kay sath chulta hu main tu musti kur raha tha main aak muskaan leya bola
Khala Arosa khuss hu gai chalo theek hay wo boli
Main Bajoo jee maray kupray tu pack karo aap main nay aak thandi saanse laty huway kaha wo khamosi say uth kay mari almari ke turaf chali gai itnay main Mom or Khala uthi Mom
MOM acha beta main tumharay leya juice bhejwati huu tum aaram karo kul apni khala kay sath jana bhi hay wo maray sur ko pyar say sahlty huway boli or wo dono room say bahir chali gai uth kay main nay un kay room say janay kay baad aagay burh kay door ko bund keya or mura Bajoo almari say kupray nekal rahi thi main khamosi say chulta huwa un kay belkul pechay ja kay khra hu gaya or pher un ko pechay say hug kur leya wo aak siskary laty huway mujh say lug gai aaahh unho nay apna sur maray senay pay rukhdeya tha maya haath un kay paait pay bundhay huway thay nmain nay un ke ballo ko khosbo ko sunjhty huway apnay cahray ko un makhmali baloo say rugerty huway apnay cahray ko un ke gurdan pay jhuka kay apnay hounto ko un kay gaalo pay laga deya wo sur say paar tuk jasay kaap rahi thi un kay dono bazo lutkay huway thay un ke saanse taaz hugai thi marat hounto kay un kay gaal say lugty hi wo jasay aak sarur bhuray undaz main sisuk pari thi
Bajoo aahahahah aaaji aap kya kurrahay huu mmmmmmwo khud ko mujh say jasay mazeed chpkat huway boli
Under Wala saalay jub baji or bajoo ka mater or Anila wala mater aay gaa tu kya tum sumjhty hu sub husstay huway kahay gay wah bhi wah kya baat hay Aji sahab ke kya sandar kaam keya kya Abu tujh ko galay luga kay kahay gay wah maray lal wah tu nay tu bateyo ke fiker hi khatam kur di maray sur say beta wo jutay pray gay kay nani dadi yaad aajay gi ya tu pher khud ko superman sumjhty huu tum ko gher kay kisi aak buray ke saport tu caheya hi or Dad kuch bhi hu jay mom ke baat lazmi manty hay tu Dad ke razamundi ke chabi Mom hay or momko apnay sekunjay main pura pura phusanahay saray sabouto kay sath khala ke zordar sewa kur kay wo bohut bari record keeper hay wo sary dastan khul kay suna day gi dekh bay hero ager aurat murd say bister pay sub kuch munwa sukty hay tu murd bhi aurat say bister pay sub kuch munwa sukta hay bus sumjh tu jeeta hi jeeta main rahay ga or yea Sherazi mamu ke story bhi zara dheyan day bhai aak aak lufz khoodo bohut melay ga
Main theek hay boss theek hay aap dhunay hu ju aap kaho or pher main nay haath moun dhoo kay bahir aagaya nawab kuch baath gaya tha ab bahir aakay main nay un teno kay pass ja kay baath gaya
Khala Arusa mujh ko baray pyar say dekhty huway boli beta Aji ab kasay hu aap
Main ji main belkul theek hu Choti Khala main Bajoo kay sath ja kay batha tha main kuch jaan kay bajoo say kuch lug kay betha tha or wo bhi mujh say lug kay bath thi jasay kay wo janty hu kay main jaan bujh kay un kay sath musti kur raha hun
Khala Arusa Aji tum bohut ersa hu gaya Hayderabad nahi aay
Main kya aawun aap bulaty hi nahi bulkay aak baar too Mom nay kaha tha kay tumhary khala ko tumhara un kay gher aana pasand nahi tu main chup hugaya kay pata nahi kun iysa huu tu jub aap hi pasand nahi kurty tu main kasay aasukta hu wasay mara or bajoo ka erada hay kay hum dono 3 din baad shumaly elaqo may ja rahay hay 3 week kay leya yaa pher hum out of country ka erada hay main nay jaan bujh kay iysa bola tha kun kay main Mom or khala ko thura sutana cahta tha khala gusa bhari aankho say mom koo dekh kay boli
Khala Arosa baji kub main nay Aji ko lanay say muna keya tha aap kun jhuoot bola
Mom bury turha say hurbaraty huway aray nahi nahi main nay iysa tu kabhi nahi kaha Aji kun jhoot bolta hay main nay kub kaha iysa wo boli
Main acha aap nay nahi kaha tu pher kis nay kaha tha chalo kaha huu ga kisi nay main laperwahi say bola
Khala Arosa Aji kya tum ko main itni bury lagty hu ju iysa bool rahay hoo wo dukh bharay lahjay main boli
Main nahi tu khala aap tu bohut achi hay bohut pyari hay or mujh ko aap bohut achi lugty huu main sakoon say bola
Khala tu pher tum maray gher kun nahi aatay wo boli
Main ji zarur aawun gaa lakin abhi tu main nay bataya na kay main or Bajoo ka ghumnay ka tay hugaya hay so 2,3 mahenay baad sahi main laperwahi say bola
Mom lakin beta Mahak tuu hum ko bata rahi thi kay 1 week baad us kay kuch test hunay hay pher mazeed masrufeyat hay tu wo tumharay sathi kasay ja sakty hay kun Mahak main theek kah rahi hun na
Bajoo ghubray huway jee jee choty mam aap theek kah rahi hay wo juldi say boli
Mom tu pher yea Aji ju kah raha hay wo kya hay wo harut say boli
Bajoo wo woo woo tu mazak kur rahay hay or kya wo juldi say bokhlay huway lahjay main boli
Underwala abay yaar yea bajoo tu belkul hi dabu ke dabu hay yaar saray plan ke maa kurdi aak zordar chutki lay us ke naramnaram bund pay
Main kya kahraha hay bhai wo uchal paray gi
Underwala kaat bay salay phatoo us khotee ko bhi tu pata chulay kay hur waqt jee jee jee nahi kurty kaat or main nay us ke baat manty huway aak chutki kati Bajoo ke bhury huwi hip pay wo aak jhutkay say kamer sidhi kurty huway lakin aak lufz nahi boli or mujh ko sekwa bhari nazroo say dekha main nay us hi jugah haath say sahlanay laga wo aak muskaan leya khamoss bathi thi
Khala Arosa ha tu bhai Aji sahab ab kya kahty hu wo sakoon say boli
Main chaloo theek hay main kul hi aap kay sath chulta hu main tu musti kur raha tha main aak muskaan leya bola
Khala Arosa khuss hu gai chalo theek hay wo boli
Main Bajoo jee maray kupray tu pack karo aap main nay aak thandi saanse laty huway kaha wo khamosi say uth kay mari almari ke turaf chali gai itnay main Mom or Khala uthi Mom
MOM acha beta main tumharay leya juice bhejwati huu tum aaram karo kul apni khala kay sath jana bhi hay wo maray sur ko pyar say sahlty huway boli or wo dono room say bahir chali gai uth kay main nay un kay room say janay kay baad aagay burh kay door ko bund keya or mura Bajoo almari say kupray nekal rahi thi main khamosi say chulta huwa un kay belkul pechay ja kay khra hu gaya or pher un ko pechay say hug kur leya wo aak siskary laty huway mujh say lug gai aaahh unho nay apna sur maray senay pay rukhdeya tha maya haath un kay paait pay bundhay huway thay nmain nay un ke ballo ko khosbo ko sunjhty huway apnay cahray ko un makhmali baloo say rugerty huway apnay cahray ko un ke gurdan pay jhuka kay apnay hounto ko un kay gaalo pay laga deya wo sur say paar tuk jasay kaap rahi thi un kay dono bazo lutkay huway thay un ke saanse taaz hugai thi marat hounto kay un kay gaal say lugty hi wo jasay aak sarur bhuray undaz main sisuk pari thi
Bajoo aahahahah aaaji aap kya kurrahay huu mmmmmmwo khud ko mujh say jasay mazeed chpkat huway boli
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