Fantasy Mom lost the Beat.......(बदला, दोस्ती और पंगे)

[Jizzdeepika]

Chapter 12
Bathroom se bahar aane ke baad Rahul apne bed pe lete hue sab kuch rewind me soch hi raha tha ke tabhi usne ye mehesoos kiya ke uska lund in sab ko soch kar bhi khada hua jaa raha hai, ye ehesaas uske liye kaafi ajeeb tha kyu ke chudne wali yaha par uski khud ki maa thi jo ke kisi vaishya ki tarah paraye mard ke sath khel rahi thi.
Darwaaze ki awaaz se uska dhyaan toot ta hai aur dekhta hai ke Neha hath me nashta liye andr aa rahi hai.
N- aao beta nashta karte hai,
R- hmmm? lao
Neha ka dhyaan Rahul ke lower ki taraf jaata hai aur wo use badi badi aankh karte hue dekhti hai aur sir hilane lagti hai
N- hey bhagwaan? ye ladka !!!!
R- Kya hua mummy ?
N- Kuch nahi, Nashta karo

Tabhi doorbell bajne ki awaz aati hai
N- Kaun haii? aayee abhi (Chillate hue)
R- mummy aap yaha baitho mai dekta hu kehete hue Rahul uth kar gate kholne chala jata hai.
Rahul jaise hi gate kholta hai use ek jaani pehechaani shakal dikhti hai, jise dekh kar uska khoon khaul jata hai, jab wo ladka Rahul ko dekhta hai to uske aankho me Rahul ka dar saaf jhalakta hai, marag fir bhi uske chehere pe besharmo wali muskaan thi, aur wo apna bag lie andar aata hai aur khud hi gate band kar leta hai

R- Kya chahiye (Daant peeste hue)
Boy- ji mai to apna aashiyana dhoond raha tha
R- ha to kahi aur jaa ke dhoond
Boy- Kya baat hai smart ho gaye ho? Shaadi waadi kar li kya?
R- Kyu apni behen ki shaadi karwayega kya mujhse ?
Boy- kasam se yaar karwa deta bas ye religion difference aade aa jata hai, mai tayar hu, behen bhi tujhe dekh kar maan jaegi hero, maa baap bhi maan jaenge bas saale khaandaan wale nahi maanenge , kisne banaye alag alag dharm, kyu banaye us wande ne? are chalo theek hai bana die, magar jaane kyu log pyar se nahi rehete hai. Wo to alag alag bana ke upar chale gaye, hume yaha chhod gaye
R- ab aur ruka yaha pe to saale tujhe bhi unhi ki sharan me pahuncha dunga
Boy- theek hai maalik chale jaenge gussa kyu ho rahe ho?
R- Kaha tha na ke dobara mere saamne mat aana.
Boy- hmmm? kaun paagal tumse pitne ke baad tumhare saamne aana chahega ?
Ise ittifaaq keh sakte hai.
R- Aur ab is se pehele ittifaq se mai teri gaand faad du, gayab ho ja.
Boy- Abey jaa, koi shauk nahi hai tujhse baat karne ka mujhe (Kehete hue us ladke ki aankho me dar tha)
R- garmi kise dikha raha hai bhosadi ke ? Bhool gaya kya ?
Boy- Abey darta nahi hu tujhse samjha kya ? aur ye shere chhod ke tere dar se nahi gaya tha, padhne gaya tha, aur dekh ab wapis aa gaya hu isi shere me (Ye kehete hue uske chehere se saaf jhalak raha tha ke wo jhoot bol raha hai, kyu ke Rahul se ladai hone ke baad hi wo shere se bahar gaya tha us ke dar ki wajah se)
Usne bas itta hi kaha tha ke tabhi Rahul ne uska choler pakad ke use 1 karaara jhapad maar dia.
Us ladke ki himmat nahi thi ke wo rahul ko palat ke maar sake
Boy- maar kyu raha hai bey ? muh se baat karni nahi aayi ab tak kya ? (Gusse me)
R- nikal yaha se
Boy- nahi niklunga to kya kar lega bey?
R- Rahul use ek aur jhapad maarne jaa hi raha tha ke use apnaa naam sunai dia

N- RAAAAhhhuuuuuullllllll !!!!!! , kya hai ye sab ? kaun hai ye ladka ? aur kyu maar raha hai ise ?
R- kuch nahi purani baate hai aap beech me mat pado
N- Shut up.
Neha waha aayi us us ladke ko uthaya, uske hotho se khoon beh ra tha, kyu ke neha ne ab saaree pehen na band kar dia tha to pallu se to ponch nahi sakti thi, wo abhi usi top aur short me thi.
neha ne bina soche samjhe sapne top ke pet ke upar wale kapde se hi uske hoth ponchne ki koshish kari. Haalaa ki wo kapda itta bada nahi thi ke uske hoth tak pahunch sake magar is attempt me uske boob bahar aa gaye jo ke ab Rahul aur us anjaan ladke ke saamne the.
Is baat ka ehesaas hote hue neha ka gora chehra sharm se tamaatar ki tarah laal ho gaya usne turant apni chaati dhaki aur apne hath se hi uske hotho ka khoon ponch dia
In sab se wo ladka ekdm garam ho chukka tha aur uska tana hua lund jo ke uski jeans se bahar aane ka prayas kart ha wo ab neha aur Rahul notice kar chuke the
neha aur Sharma jaati hai
Rahul ka paara bhi gusse aur sharam se aur badh jata hai
R- Aap na?..
N- ek shabd nahi sun na hai ab tumhare muuh se mujhe, ek shabd nahi ? samjhaaa??
Rahul gusse me lambi lambi saanse lene laga
N- kaun ho tum?
Boy- Bhabhi ji mera naam Salmaan hai, Ahmad chacha ne mujhe ye pata de kar bheja tha, lekkin aapka sandh jaisa boy friend hai ke har waqt maarne ko hi daudta hai
N- arreee!!!!!!!!!
aur neha ka muh khula reh jata hai ashcharya me
Wo turant Rahul ke paas jati hai aur use ek karaara jhapad maarti hai, Sorry bol ise turant? mehemaano se bhala koi is tarah pesh aata hai kya ?
Rahul ko jhapad khaate dekh Salmaan ke chehere pe ek vyangaatmak muskaan aa gayi
R- Are aap nahi jaanti hoo..
N- I already said shut up, just do as I say, ok?
S- Are bhabhi ji aap rehene mai ise jaanta hu,mai nahi bura maan ra, humara kuch purana hisaab tha jo ke bhai ne chukka dia

R- Kaisa hisaab ?
S- Are bhabhi aap na is chakkar me mat hi padhiye, bas aise samajh lijiye ke Rahul ko aap hi ke jaisi girl friend chahiye thi aur wo use mil gayi, ab ye theek ho jaega.
N- ohhh come on Salmaan ? tab se sun rahi hu ye kya bhabhi bhabhi, girl friend lagaya hua hai ? mai Rahul ki maa hu samjhe mehemaan ji ?
S- hahahahahahahahahahahaha??
Aur hanste hanste salmaan kahi kisi khayal me kho gaya tha, Salmaan ka kuch der ko muh khula hi reh gaya, use yakeen nahi ho raha tha. Ab ek sath Rahul aur Salmaan ke dimag me ekdm se us time ka flash back ghoom gaya jab dono dost hua karte the, ek baar Cricket ke match ke dauran dono me aapas me behes ho gayi, Salmaan thoda jubaan ka dheela tha kaafi kuch bina soche samjhe bol dia karta tha to usne behes me Rahul se keh dia ?MAA CHOD DUNGA TERI?, maa aur behen ki gaali Rahul ke bardasht ke bahar thi, to usne Salmaan pe hath utha dia aur fir khoob peeta tha Salmaan ko, waha se dono ki dosti toot gayi thi .
N- ohh hello mister!! Kaha kho gaye aap ? aur ye aise hans kyu rahe ho?
S-Majak accha karti hai aap bhabhi ji
N- are nahi baba majak nahi, sach bol rahi hu? maa hu mai iski? sachhi..
S- kuch nahi aunty wo wo wo wo wo?
N- kya wo wo?
S- wo mai ye keh raha tha ke dekh kar lag nahi raha ke aap iski maa hai.
N- are ha wo mere kapde na.. aaj kal hi ye pehen ne shuru kiye hai maine
S- Nahi nahi aunty ji kapde nahi
N- to fir kya?
S- wo wo wo?
N- ye lo fir se inka wo wo shuru ho gaya, aisa hai mister Salmaan jo bhi kehena hai saaf saaf kahiye
S- ke keval kapde hi nahi, uske alawa bhi aap aunty to nahi lag rahi, mujhe to koi 22-23 saal ki ladki lag rahi
N- offoo to kapde nahi to fir aur kya hai jo mai tumko ladki lag rahi?
S- rehene dijiye aap bura maan jaengi
N- nahi nahi ab aap bol hi dijiye na hum bura nahi maanenge.
S- pukka?
N- pukka.
S- aapke shareer ke kasaav, uske har ek curve, kamar ki lachak, haatho ki mulayamta, ye kateeli aankhe, raseele hoth , aur hosh udaane waali muskaan, ye reshami zulfon, se lekar aapki chaati ke ubhaar se hote hue, aapke kamar aur nitambo ki golayi se jaate hue aapke haseen pairo tak. Her ek ronya, har ek inch, har ek ang cheekh cheekh kar keh raha hai ke abhi to aap jawaan haseena hai. Dhanya hai wo aadmi jiski zindagi me aap aayi aur jise aapke is khoobsoorat makhmal jaise jism ka swaad mila ho aur aapne apne jism se uski har pyaas ko bujhaya ho, aur us jism se bhi jyada sundar aapke dil ka use pyaar mila ho. ,.' taala ne to use is zameen par hi jannat baksh di hi. Ab to bas har sajde me ye wanda apne khuda se yehi dua maange ga ke use aap... hoo bahu aap hi begum banke mile.

Bina ruke Salmaan bolta chala gaya Neha ki aankho me dekhte hue
Neha use khoye hue andaaz me dekhti chali jaa rahi thi
R- ahem ahem.
Neha Salmaan ke kandhe pe halka sa jhapad maarte hue muskura kar boli
N- itti kam umar me kaha se rat lete ho ye sab ?
S- Are mohotarma aapke jaisi madhmast jawaani agar saamne ho to bhikaari bhi shayar ban jae
N- hahahaha... bas chane ke jhaad par chadha do apni aunty ko
S- Nahi aunty aisa nahi haui eemaan se keh raha hu, har ek shabd mera saccha hai.
N- theek hai theek hai andr aao beta ab kya bahar hi khade rahoge?
S- ab hum aa hi gaye hai to andr to aa hi jaenge (Sharaarti andaaz me dual meaning me Salmaan ne aisa bola)
Neha ne kuch kehena chaha magr kuch bol nahi payi uska muh khula hi reh gaya
S- aise mat kholiye apna... muh... warna makkhiya choom jaengi aapke hoth
N- Gazab ka flirt karte ho tum beta.. aunty ko to chhod do
S- aunty ek baat poochu?
N- ha sure
S- kya mai aapse flirt kar raha hu ?
N- off course jab se aaye ho tab se kar hi to rahe ho , muh se khoon beh raha tha magar impression na chala jae ladkik ke upar se
S- offfooo... chalo unhone maana to ke wo ladki hai

Ab neha ke paas sharm se aankh jhukaane ke alawa aur kuch nahi bacha tha, aur usne sharmaate hue aankh jhuka li.
S- ek baat kehena chahata hu ghar me aane se pehele
N- ji kahiye
S- ke aunty sach keh raha hu, mere muh se aapke liye aunty nahi nikal paa raha, Kaise is haseena ko aunty bolu jo peheli hi mulaaqat se sapno ki rani ban ne lagi hai
N- paagal kahi ka. Chal ab andar chal, baad me baat karenge is baare me. Aur is pagal panti ka mai abhi ilaaz karti hu... kehete hue neha andar bhaag jaati hi.
Salmaan aur Rahul ek doosre ki aankho me dekhte hi, Rahul ki aankho me gussa tha aur Salmaan ke chehere pe ek ajeeb si rahasyamayi hansi.
Aur us hansi se rahul pareshaan ho utha uske dimaag me fir se Rahul ke wo shabd goonjne lage jo usne kayi saal pehele ladai me kahe the, ?MAA CHOD DUNGA TERI? . Aur is waqt haalaat kuch aise the ke Rahul ko ye baat sach hoti hi nazar aa rahi thi.
Jab tak ye dono andar jaate hai tab tak neha apne puraane avtaar me Saaree pehene hue khud ko acche se dhake hue dono ke saamne aati hai, Rahul aur Salmaan dono shock the
Rahul ko thodi rahat mili, lekin ab to Neha pehele se bhi jyada sexy lag rahi thi.
Kisi ne sahi kaha hai ke aurat ka sabse bada gehena uski sharam hoti hai, aur nangi aurat se jyada dhaki hui aurat acchi aur intresting lagti hai
N- lijiye ab ho gayi na mai 1 bacche ki umar daraaz maa, ab theek hai?
S- Aapko pata nahi kya?
N- Kya?
S- Sharab aur aurat jitni purani ho utha hi jyada CHADHNE lagti hai..(CHADHNE shabd pe Salmaan ne kuch jyada hi dabaav de kar bola) aur neha ek baar fir se sharma gayi
Neha Ahmad se har tareeke se chud chuki thi infact Rahuk ke saamne bhi chudi thi magar kabhi bhi aise nahi sharmayi thi kisi se, aur wo bhi lagaatar itni jaldi, Salmaan ko aaye hue abhi aadha ghanta bhi nahi hua tha aur ye ladka aise khulta jaa raha hai ye baat Neha aur Rahul ke liye tention ka kaaran thi, faraq sirf itna tha ke Rahul ke dimaag me tention ho raha tha aur Neha ke pet ke nichle hisse me tention hone laga jiska asar uski geeli choot tak ho raha tha