25-12-2019, 12:28 PM
Chapter 6
Rahul ka plan
rahul ki ankho me Ab neend nahi thi, wo so bi ni paa ra tha, raat ke 10 baj chuke the wo baitha baitha kamre ki chat dekh ra tha,
neend to kahi nahi bachi
aaj kahi jo spna dekha kahi sach na ho jae, zindagi me peheli baar use kuch dar jaisa laga,
khair rahul ab geheri soch me tha ki kya karu kya karu.
wo poori raat bhar jaga raha aur sochta raha, and subh tk uske dimag me plan aaya.
Me- yessssss M proud of u my brain
Rahul bachpan se hi dimag ka bhot tez tha, teacher uski is baat ka loha man chuke the, cricket team ka captian,
athelets me bi tha,
100 m race , 400 m, 800m and 10 km ki choti marathon ka. champion tha.
regular zim to krta hi tha, to body bi kaafi fit thi, pr jyada wo body banane ke chakkar me ni reheta,
wo manta tha ki fuli hui body me wo firti nahi reheti,
wo takat aur furti dono me hi vishwaas rakhta tha,
jo bi wo cuts banata tha, wo natural hote the, koi bi supplement ni leta tha,
keheta tha ki ye sab cheeze sharir barbad krti hi.
aur apni takat hamesha badhata reheta tha, he always believed in stretching his limits,
sath hi ssth karate me blck belt tha hi tha, and apni furti badhane ke liye kung fu bi seekha krta tha, uska coach bhot hi accha tha.
College me uske. uske alawa 4 aur dost the, saurav, rajesh, neeraj, ankit,
wo sab bi bilkul rAhul ki tarah the hr tarike se, pr dir bi rahul unlogo se jyada nahi bs ek kadam aage reheta tha
rahul apne group ka leader tha.
college me aksar bawal bi hote rehete the
pr in 5 logo ke sb lagbhag lagbhag drte the, chahe seniors ho ya sath waale.
padhi ke bi acche the ye sab to jyada inke khilaf management me bi ungli ni uthti thi.Bs problem ye thi ki ye sb log dil ke bhot acche the, and sabse inki dosti thi,
pr fir bi kbi hi shayad inki ladai hotI thi,
ye sb akele hi 5-5 logo ko nipta dete the.
poore college me inse koi panga nahi leta tha.
aur waise bi inka nature tha hi aisa ki kisi se ladai hi ni krte the.
pr fir bi koi jabrdsti krta tha to ye log pehele thoda us se pit te the
taaki ye dikha sake ki self defence me hath uthaya tha, fir jo bi samne hota use kachar ke maarte the.
ku ki khud bi chot lgwa lete the aur kbi bi pehele hath nahi utha te the to inke khilaaf koi ungali ni uthti thi. aur hamesh Bach jaate.
Dimaag ke bhot tez the hi ki acche acche bi samne inke chakra jae.
fir kaise na ata koi bi idea rahul ke dimaag.
Ab rahul ka focus apne plan ko execute krne me laga hua tha.
Rahul jim me tha,
Ku bey kaisa hai ?? Ankit ne rahul ke paas ate hue kah.
Rahul ne sir hila ke kaha ki theek hu
Ankit- kya hua shakal ki maa ku chudi hui hai ?? Kya ho gaya ??
Rahul ne socha yaha saale sach me asli ki maa chudi hui hai ise shakak ki padi hai.
Me- kuch nahi yaar, sb theek hi, thoda thaka hua hu.
ANKIT - aisa hai bhosadi ke tujhe bachpan se janta hu, saale mujhse tu kuch ni chupa sakta hai, abi nahi batana chahata hai to wo baat alag hai
Chal ek kaam kar, mai chest marne jaa ra hu support kr de darling.
Me- chal aa, krta hu, bus jara ye butterfly complete kr lu.
ANKIT- OOOO TERRRIII 30 KG pe mAAR raha hai ??
Saale bacche ki jaan lega, kya kr ra hai bey ??
Me - chup kar, hhhhhhuuuuu
And I completed butterfly
Chal tujhe support karu
Kitne pe maar ra hai ??
Ankit- tum hi baTao sir ji, kal 20 pe Mari thi, aaj kitne pe karu ?
Me- kam se kam 30 kg, always stretch ur limits
Ankit- limit stretch karo, gand mat stretch krwao bey
Itna nahi Mar paunga, 20kg hi marunga.
Me- to bhosadi ke jb apne man ki hi krni hai to mujhse kya pooch ra hai.
Ankit- gussa ku re ho darling, kaunsi baat pareshan kr ri hai meri jaan ko ??? aaj body respond nahi kr ri, boota nahi hai aaj.
Me- jab nahi tha gaand me boota to kyu ...............
Koi baat nahi hai, chal chup chap let ja,
10 kg left me lagaya, 10 kg right me
Thodi Der baad...
ME- ABEY kya kr ra hai, saale balance kr, galat mat maar, barabar weight de dono pe.
Ankit- abey sahi to kr ra hu, tumhe pata kaise chal jata hai,
Jyada kabil mat baaannn aaaaahhhh
Maine rod usi ke upar gira di halke se jis se ki use bi jyada chot naa aye.
Ankit- bhosadi ke , kya ho gaya hai tujhe, maare ga kya mujhe ??
Me- muh band kr, mujhe support kr,
Ankit- kal kitne weight pe mari thi,
Me- kal biceps maari thi
Ankit- abey chutiye, jb bi last time maari thi kitne pe maari thi ??
Me- 25 kg, 50- 50 ke 2 set
Ankit- aaj kitna weight lagau ?? Ab kr apni limit stretch.
Me- 40 kg
Ankit- saale tu mar jaega to mujhe bhot dukh hoga, mai kya jawab dunga aunty ji ko ??
Uske muh se aunty ji sunte hi mujhe bhot ajeeb ajeeb sa ehesaas hua.
Me- muhchodi khatam ho gayi ho to weight set kr de
Ankit ek baat to janta tha ki ye saala hai bahut ziddi, jo thaan leta hai wo kr ke hi dum leta hi.
Aur waise bi ye master insaan hai, apna nuksaan to nahi hi karega
Mai bench pe let gaya
Ankit- abey bahut bhaari haAIIIIIIIII, LE PAKAD.
Maine ro pakdi aur dana dan dana dan marta chala gaya.
Ankit- abey rajnikaant ki atma aa gayi kya tujh me...
Lagatar 60 maar ke mai ruk gaya,
Ankit - bs bhot ho gya aaj ke liye.
Meri shirt paseene me bheeg chuki tha, saanse bhot ukhad chuki thi,, pet kas kas ke upar neeche ho ra tha, aur aankho me kuch aansu the,
Ankit janta tha ki mai apna sara gussa jim kr ke , boxing, ya running kr ke, ya cricket nets me hit laga laga ke utaarta hu.
Gussa keval nuksaan de ke jata hai pr is tareeke se atlesat body ko thoda hi sahi pr fayeda kr ke jata hai.
Usne mere ansu ignore kr diye becoz wo chahata tha ki rahul apna sara gussa utaar le, dil me na daba ke rakhe.
IN pancho dosto ki bhot acchi tuning thi apas me.
Me- 50 kr de,
Ankit- kaha se kr du peshaab ahi aa rahi
Me- sale majak mat kr abi,
Ankit- to shuru kisne kiya tha ??
Saake 50 kg samajhta hai ?? Mar jaega. Mai tujhe nahi kho skta. Mai Teri mumm......
ME- MUH BAND KR , weight bada.
Ankit ne bada diya,
Ankit ( dheemi awaz me)- mai kya karta wo kuud hi suicide krne pe tula hua tha, Maine to use bhot roka,
Dekh abi tu thodi Der ke mar jaega to mai aunty ko yehi jawab dunga. ( wo ek hi saans me bol gaya)
Aunty ka naam sunte hi use sb yaad aya pta nahi use kya ho gaya.
Itna weight bi kagaz ki tarah. Marte chala gaya, jaise ki 50 gram ho,
Ankit- aareeey koii aao re.. Ye marne wala hai thodi Der me. Ambulance bulwao re..
Ye to gayo, ye to gayooo.
Me- iiihhhhhkyyyaaaaaassssiiiiiiiii, jai bjrngbali... Bhaaayaaaaaahhhhhhsiiii.
Teeeerrraaaaaassiii..
Chauraaaa.......ahhhh
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Uske hath se weight girne laga
Ankit ne balance kiya use. Utha ke side me rakha.
Rahul poori trh paseene me bheeg chuka tha, jaise abi barish ke bheeg ke aya ho, aur poora muh bheega hua tha aansuo ke karan
Ankit samajh gya ki kuch bhot hi serious chot hai, to abi nahi baad me poochunga us se.
Bs ab bhot ho gaya, ja change kr ab..
Maine apni shirt utari, aur waseoom me leja ke use nichoda, bhot gili thi,fir use pani se dhoya.
Bahar aake, towel se apna sharir poncha.
Fir ek sukhi t shirt apne bag se nikaal k pehen li
Use ekdm se khansi aayi, aur khanste time uske seene me bhot tez drd hu, aur wo drd ke karan baith gaya,
Ku ki exercise sahi tarike se kari thi to maximum drd chest me ho ra tha, hath me bhi tha pr thoda sa.
Use lag ra tha ki uske shareer me chest hai hi nahi
Waise koi normal insan hota to drd ke maare let gaya hota ya behosh ho gaya hota, pr he was a sportsman, waise exercise ke jo dard hote hai wo ek sportsman ko kbi bi bure nahi lagte, those r the regular part of their life, bhot jyada nahi hota hai, jb bi heavy exercise kr lo ya off practise ke baad chalu karo tb hota hai, ye to wohi samjh payega jo sportsman ho.
Waise mai chahe is pain ko jitna narrate kr du, koi ni samajh paega. Only for sportsman.
Fir trainer ke paas gaya.
Unka naam Amit hai.
Me- bhaiya jara aapse baat krni hi
AMIT- ARE rahul kaisa hai, aur suna kya chal ra hai aaj kal ? Aaj ankit bata ra tha ki tujhme rajnikant aa gaya tha.
Ha bata kya baat krni hi ?
Me - bhaiya mai woooo.. Wooo maai ye keh ra tha ki wooooo....
Amit- kya woooo ??? Prashnwachak aankho se poocha
Me- are mera matlab ki.. Wo mai powder...
Amit- ha to tu nahi janta sterow ke baaare me, mai bata dunga le lena. Baaki iske baad ki kahani to tukhe pata hi hai.
Me- nahi nahi steroid nahi.... Mera matlb ki wooo...
Amit- kya woo woo laga rakha hai.
Me- kuch nahi wo ho skta hai ki kal mai subh waale batch me aaunga.
Amit- khoda pahad nikali chuhiya.. Abey yaar teri hi jim hai ye, chota bhai hai tu mera kya yaar, jb mn kare aa, pehele bi to apni marji se ata raha hai.
Actual me baat kuch aur thi pr mai bol nahi paya.
Amit- tere college me koi shashank naam ka ladka hai jis se teri banti nahi hai ?
Me - ha kyu kya hua,??
Amit- kuch nahi sun ne me aya hai ki aaj kal teri fielding set kr ra hai.
Dekh 25 - 30 ladke honge to tum pancho sambhaal hi loge akele mil ke jyada padke ho to bas ek call kr dena,
Aur ha agar maar kha ke aaye , to kasam paida karne waale ki pehele tum pancho ki haddiya todunga, uske baad me un ladko ko marunga.
Waise isi liye maine aaj kal bahar ana jana km kr diya hi ki pata nahi kab mere bhai ko jarurat pad jae, jitte ladke chahiye ho bata dena, kahega to apne sath ladke bi leta aunga.
Amit bhaiya hum logo ke guru the, chahe jim le lo, chahe fighting ki art.
Karate bi unhi ne mujhe sikhaya tha, kung fu ki bi wohi tips dete hai.
Kaha tha na aap logo se hamare coach bhot acche hai.
Aur aisa ek baar ho chuka hai kuch ladko ne rajesh ko akele me gher liya tha, usne bi mara pr kisi ne peeche se mar diya tha, use thodi chot aa gayi thi, tb tk mai ankit saurav neeraj pahunch gaye, wo shiruwaat ka time tha, to khair hum logo ne takkar to di, unhe bhaga diya, lekin un logo ko jyada peet nahi paaye, aur hum logo ko bi chot lagi thi,
Jab bhaiya ko pata chala wo hame jis ground me wo karate sikhate the waha le gaye aur pehele hum logo ko patak patak ke mara. Lekin pyar se mara tha ki jyada geheri chot naa aye.
Ki saale meri naak kaise kata ke aaye, wo sb chhod mere bhai ho tum log, jb hum logo ko khoob peet diya unhone,
Tb un ladko ke ghr me ghus ghis ke unhe peet ke aaye,
Fir usi ke baad unhone hame karate sikhana shuru kiya.
Jim se nikal ke mai ek chemist ke medical store pe gaya
Me- bhaiya woooo.. Wooo. Penisssss enlargment ki koi pillsss..
Amit- kya bey rahul kya le ra hai? Sale yehi baat krni thi tujhe
Me- bhaiya aappo..
Amit- chal mere sath....
Mujhe jim me le gaye waha koi nahi tha, bs wo band krne wale the,
Amit- iski kya jarurat pad gayi tujhe ???
Me- bhaiya lunda badhana hai,
Amit- wo to mai bi janta hu ki tabi ye khareedne jaega lekin beta, fokat me dawaiyo ke chakkar me mat pad, mujhse pooch leta, aya tha bhaiya aaj pr waha aur bi log the to pooch nahi paya
Amit- oohh to ye baat thi, now cnfrmed, pant khol apni,
Kehete hue unhone apne mob pe bf chala di,
Mera lund dekh dekh ke khada hone laga.
Maine pant nahi kholi apni, unhone khud hi lower mlneeche khiska diya, fir supported , fir chaddi bi neeche kr di,
Mujhe sharam aa ri thi, pr bhaiya se kya sharkana, waise bi karate krte time jane kitni baar kaele me unhone peet peet ke mujhe nanga kiya hua tha, mai hi nahi. Jo jo unke favourite student the sbko extreme condition ke sikhate the, to haarne ya kisi bi galti ki saja ye hotI thi pitai ke sath nanga krna.
Amit- sahi size hai tera kya jarurat hai ??
Me- bhaiya 8 inch lmba hai, aur motai bi badhani hi.
Amit- saale ladki ko chdna hai ki uska khoon krna hai ??
Me- bhaiya chota hai, kuch aisa krna hai ki ek baar padki le oe to kisi aur mrd ki trf ankh utha ke na dekhe chahe uske jitni bi aag lagi ho.
AMIT- kisi bi ladki ka baap uska hath tere hath me dega isi liye ki pyaar se chode pyas bujhae, na ki uski ladki ki jaan le le.
Me - bhaiya mujhe nahi pata km se km 12 inch.
Amit- hahaha, 1 inch ke sath 3 inch bilkul muft muft... Diwali dhamaka....
Hahaha.
Mai jo powder batau ye le lena, side effect ni karega, and result bi jaldi dega, tested hai, mushkil se 1 mahine me., sath ke kuch exercise bataunga wo kr lena, chaudai ke liye,
Me- okk.. He prescribed me some powder. And taught me about all exercise.
Rahul ka plan
rahul ki ankho me Ab neend nahi thi, wo so bi ni paa ra tha, raat ke 10 baj chuke the wo baitha baitha kamre ki chat dekh ra tha,
neend to kahi nahi bachi
aaj kahi jo spna dekha kahi sach na ho jae, zindagi me peheli baar use kuch dar jaisa laga,
khair rahul ab geheri soch me tha ki kya karu kya karu.
wo poori raat bhar jaga raha aur sochta raha, and subh tk uske dimag me plan aaya.
Me- yessssss M proud of u my brain
Rahul bachpan se hi dimag ka bhot tez tha, teacher uski is baat ka loha man chuke the, cricket team ka captian,
athelets me bi tha,
100 m race , 400 m, 800m and 10 km ki choti marathon ka. champion tha.
regular zim to krta hi tha, to body bi kaafi fit thi, pr jyada wo body banane ke chakkar me ni reheta,
wo manta tha ki fuli hui body me wo firti nahi reheti,
wo takat aur furti dono me hi vishwaas rakhta tha,
jo bi wo cuts banata tha, wo natural hote the, koi bi supplement ni leta tha,
keheta tha ki ye sab cheeze sharir barbad krti hi.
aur apni takat hamesha badhata reheta tha, he always believed in stretching his limits,
sath hi ssth karate me blck belt tha hi tha, and apni furti badhane ke liye kung fu bi seekha krta tha, uska coach bhot hi accha tha.
College me uske. uske alawa 4 aur dost the, saurav, rajesh, neeraj, ankit,
wo sab bi bilkul rAhul ki tarah the hr tarike se, pr dir bi rahul unlogo se jyada nahi bs ek kadam aage reheta tha
rahul apne group ka leader tha.
college me aksar bawal bi hote rehete the
pr in 5 logo ke sb lagbhag lagbhag drte the, chahe seniors ho ya sath waale.
padhi ke bi acche the ye sab to jyada inke khilaf management me bi ungli ni uthti thi.Bs problem ye thi ki ye sb log dil ke bhot acche the, and sabse inki dosti thi,
pr fir bi kbi hi shayad inki ladai hotI thi,
ye sb akele hi 5-5 logo ko nipta dete the.
poore college me inse koi panga nahi leta tha.
aur waise bi inka nature tha hi aisa ki kisi se ladai hi ni krte the.
pr fir bi koi jabrdsti krta tha to ye log pehele thoda us se pit te the
taaki ye dikha sake ki self defence me hath uthaya tha, fir jo bi samne hota use kachar ke maarte the.
ku ki khud bi chot lgwa lete the aur kbi bi pehele hath nahi utha te the to inke khilaaf koi ungali ni uthti thi. aur hamesh Bach jaate.
Dimaag ke bhot tez the hi ki acche acche bi samne inke chakra jae.
fir kaise na ata koi bi idea rahul ke dimaag.
Ab rahul ka focus apne plan ko execute krne me laga hua tha.
Rahul jim me tha,
Ku bey kaisa hai ?? Ankit ne rahul ke paas ate hue kah.
Rahul ne sir hila ke kaha ki theek hu
Ankit- kya hua shakal ki maa ku chudi hui hai ?? Kya ho gaya ??
Rahul ne socha yaha saale sach me asli ki maa chudi hui hai ise shakak ki padi hai.
Me- kuch nahi yaar, sb theek hi, thoda thaka hua hu.
ANKIT - aisa hai bhosadi ke tujhe bachpan se janta hu, saale mujhse tu kuch ni chupa sakta hai, abi nahi batana chahata hai to wo baat alag hai
Chal ek kaam kar, mai chest marne jaa ra hu support kr de darling.
Me- chal aa, krta hu, bus jara ye butterfly complete kr lu.
ANKIT- OOOO TERRRIII 30 KG pe mAAR raha hai ??
Saale bacche ki jaan lega, kya kr ra hai bey ??
Me - chup kar, hhhhhhuuuuu
And I completed butterfly
Chal tujhe support karu
Kitne pe maar ra hai ??
Ankit- tum hi baTao sir ji, kal 20 pe Mari thi, aaj kitne pe karu ?
Me- kam se kam 30 kg, always stretch ur limits
Ankit- limit stretch karo, gand mat stretch krwao bey
Itna nahi Mar paunga, 20kg hi marunga.
Me- to bhosadi ke jb apne man ki hi krni hai to mujhse kya pooch ra hai.
Ankit- gussa ku re ho darling, kaunsi baat pareshan kr ri hai meri jaan ko ??? aaj body respond nahi kr ri, boota nahi hai aaj.
Me- jab nahi tha gaand me boota to kyu ...............
Koi baat nahi hai, chal chup chap let ja,
10 kg left me lagaya, 10 kg right me
Thodi Der baad...
ME- ABEY kya kr ra hai, saale balance kr, galat mat maar, barabar weight de dono pe.
Ankit- abey sahi to kr ra hu, tumhe pata kaise chal jata hai,
Jyada kabil mat baaannn aaaaahhhh
Maine rod usi ke upar gira di halke se jis se ki use bi jyada chot naa aye.
Ankit- bhosadi ke , kya ho gaya hai tujhe, maare ga kya mujhe ??
Me- muh band kr, mujhe support kr,
Ankit- kal kitne weight pe mari thi,
Me- kal biceps maari thi
Ankit- abey chutiye, jb bi last time maari thi kitne pe maari thi ??
Me- 25 kg, 50- 50 ke 2 set
Ankit- aaj kitna weight lagau ?? Ab kr apni limit stretch.
Me- 40 kg
Ankit- saale tu mar jaega to mujhe bhot dukh hoga, mai kya jawab dunga aunty ji ko ??
Uske muh se aunty ji sunte hi mujhe bhot ajeeb ajeeb sa ehesaas hua.
Me- muhchodi khatam ho gayi ho to weight set kr de
Ankit ek baat to janta tha ki ye saala hai bahut ziddi, jo thaan leta hai wo kr ke hi dum leta hi.
Aur waise bi ye master insaan hai, apna nuksaan to nahi hi karega
Mai bench pe let gaya
Ankit- abey bahut bhaari haAIIIIIIIII, LE PAKAD.
Maine ro pakdi aur dana dan dana dan marta chala gaya.
Ankit- abey rajnikaant ki atma aa gayi kya tujh me...
Lagatar 60 maar ke mai ruk gaya,
Ankit - bs bhot ho gya aaj ke liye.
Meri shirt paseene me bheeg chuki tha, saanse bhot ukhad chuki thi,, pet kas kas ke upar neeche ho ra tha, aur aankho me kuch aansu the,
Ankit janta tha ki mai apna sara gussa jim kr ke , boxing, ya running kr ke, ya cricket nets me hit laga laga ke utaarta hu.
Gussa keval nuksaan de ke jata hai pr is tareeke se atlesat body ko thoda hi sahi pr fayeda kr ke jata hai.
Usne mere ansu ignore kr diye becoz wo chahata tha ki rahul apna sara gussa utaar le, dil me na daba ke rakhe.
IN pancho dosto ki bhot acchi tuning thi apas me.
Me- 50 kr de,
Ankit- kaha se kr du peshaab ahi aa rahi
Me- sale majak mat kr abi,
Ankit- to shuru kisne kiya tha ??
Saake 50 kg samajhta hai ?? Mar jaega. Mai tujhe nahi kho skta. Mai Teri mumm......
ME- MUH BAND KR , weight bada.
Ankit ne bada diya,
Ankit ( dheemi awaz me)- mai kya karta wo kuud hi suicide krne pe tula hua tha, Maine to use bhot roka,
Dekh abi tu thodi Der ke mar jaega to mai aunty ko yehi jawab dunga. ( wo ek hi saans me bol gaya)
Aunty ka naam sunte hi use sb yaad aya pta nahi use kya ho gaya.
Itna weight bi kagaz ki tarah. Marte chala gaya, jaise ki 50 gram ho,
Ankit- aareeey koii aao re.. Ye marne wala hai thodi Der me. Ambulance bulwao re..
Ye to gayo, ye to gayooo.
Me- iiihhhhhkyyyaaaaaassssiiiiiiiii, jai bjrngbali... Bhaaayaaaaaahhhhhhsiiii.
Teeeerrraaaaaassiii..
Chauraaaa.......ahhhh
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Uske hath se weight girne laga
Ankit ne balance kiya use. Utha ke side me rakha.
Rahul poori trh paseene me bheeg chuka tha, jaise abi barish ke bheeg ke aya ho, aur poora muh bheega hua tha aansuo ke karan
Ankit samajh gya ki kuch bhot hi serious chot hai, to abi nahi baad me poochunga us se.
Bs ab bhot ho gaya, ja change kr ab..
Maine apni shirt utari, aur waseoom me leja ke use nichoda, bhot gili thi,fir use pani se dhoya.
Bahar aake, towel se apna sharir poncha.
Fir ek sukhi t shirt apne bag se nikaal k pehen li
Use ekdm se khansi aayi, aur khanste time uske seene me bhot tez drd hu, aur wo drd ke karan baith gaya,
Ku ki exercise sahi tarike se kari thi to maximum drd chest me ho ra tha, hath me bhi tha pr thoda sa.
Use lag ra tha ki uske shareer me chest hai hi nahi
Waise koi normal insan hota to drd ke maare let gaya hota ya behosh ho gaya hota, pr he was a sportsman, waise exercise ke jo dard hote hai wo ek sportsman ko kbi bi bure nahi lagte, those r the regular part of their life, bhot jyada nahi hota hai, jb bi heavy exercise kr lo ya off practise ke baad chalu karo tb hota hai, ye to wohi samjh payega jo sportsman ho.
Waise mai chahe is pain ko jitna narrate kr du, koi ni samajh paega. Only for sportsman.
Fir trainer ke paas gaya.
Unka naam Amit hai.
Me- bhaiya jara aapse baat krni hi
AMIT- ARE rahul kaisa hai, aur suna kya chal ra hai aaj kal ? Aaj ankit bata ra tha ki tujhme rajnikant aa gaya tha.
Ha bata kya baat krni hi ?
Me - bhaiya mai woooo.. Wooo maai ye keh ra tha ki wooooo....
Amit- kya woooo ??? Prashnwachak aankho se poocha
Me- are mera matlab ki.. Wo mai powder...
Amit- ha to tu nahi janta sterow ke baaare me, mai bata dunga le lena. Baaki iske baad ki kahani to tukhe pata hi hai.
Me- nahi nahi steroid nahi.... Mera matlb ki wooo...
Amit- kya woo woo laga rakha hai.
Me- kuch nahi wo ho skta hai ki kal mai subh waale batch me aaunga.
Amit- khoda pahad nikali chuhiya.. Abey yaar teri hi jim hai ye, chota bhai hai tu mera kya yaar, jb mn kare aa, pehele bi to apni marji se ata raha hai.
Actual me baat kuch aur thi pr mai bol nahi paya.
Amit- tere college me koi shashank naam ka ladka hai jis se teri banti nahi hai ?
Me - ha kyu kya hua,??
Amit- kuch nahi sun ne me aya hai ki aaj kal teri fielding set kr ra hai.
Dekh 25 - 30 ladke honge to tum pancho sambhaal hi loge akele mil ke jyada padke ho to bas ek call kr dena,
Aur ha agar maar kha ke aaye , to kasam paida karne waale ki pehele tum pancho ki haddiya todunga, uske baad me un ladko ko marunga.
Waise isi liye maine aaj kal bahar ana jana km kr diya hi ki pata nahi kab mere bhai ko jarurat pad jae, jitte ladke chahiye ho bata dena, kahega to apne sath ladke bi leta aunga.
Amit bhaiya hum logo ke guru the, chahe jim le lo, chahe fighting ki art.
Karate bi unhi ne mujhe sikhaya tha, kung fu ki bi wohi tips dete hai.
Kaha tha na aap logo se hamare coach bhot acche hai.
Aur aisa ek baar ho chuka hai kuch ladko ne rajesh ko akele me gher liya tha, usne bi mara pr kisi ne peeche se mar diya tha, use thodi chot aa gayi thi, tb tk mai ankit saurav neeraj pahunch gaye, wo shiruwaat ka time tha, to khair hum logo ne takkar to di, unhe bhaga diya, lekin un logo ko jyada peet nahi paaye, aur hum logo ko bi chot lagi thi,
Jab bhaiya ko pata chala wo hame jis ground me wo karate sikhate the waha le gaye aur pehele hum logo ko patak patak ke mara. Lekin pyar se mara tha ki jyada geheri chot naa aye.
Ki saale meri naak kaise kata ke aaye, wo sb chhod mere bhai ho tum log, jb hum logo ko khoob peet diya unhone,
Tb un ladko ke ghr me ghus ghis ke unhe peet ke aaye,
Fir usi ke baad unhone hame karate sikhana shuru kiya.
Jim se nikal ke mai ek chemist ke medical store pe gaya
Me- bhaiya woooo.. Wooo. Penisssss enlargment ki koi pillsss..
Amit- kya bey rahul kya le ra hai? Sale yehi baat krni thi tujhe
Me- bhaiya aappo..
Amit- chal mere sath....
Mujhe jim me le gaye waha koi nahi tha, bs wo band krne wale the,
Amit- iski kya jarurat pad gayi tujhe ???
Me- bhaiya lunda badhana hai,
Amit- wo to mai bi janta hu ki tabi ye khareedne jaega lekin beta, fokat me dawaiyo ke chakkar me mat pad, mujhse pooch leta, aya tha bhaiya aaj pr waha aur bi log the to pooch nahi paya
Amit- oohh to ye baat thi, now cnfrmed, pant khol apni,
Kehete hue unhone apne mob pe bf chala di,
Mera lund dekh dekh ke khada hone laga.
Maine pant nahi kholi apni, unhone khud hi lower mlneeche khiska diya, fir supported , fir chaddi bi neeche kr di,
Mujhe sharam aa ri thi, pr bhaiya se kya sharkana, waise bi karate krte time jane kitni baar kaele me unhone peet peet ke mujhe nanga kiya hua tha, mai hi nahi. Jo jo unke favourite student the sbko extreme condition ke sikhate the, to haarne ya kisi bi galti ki saja ye hotI thi pitai ke sath nanga krna.
Amit- sahi size hai tera kya jarurat hai ??
Me- bhaiya 8 inch lmba hai, aur motai bi badhani hi.
Amit- saale ladki ko chdna hai ki uska khoon krna hai ??
Me- bhaiya chota hai, kuch aisa krna hai ki ek baar padki le oe to kisi aur mrd ki trf ankh utha ke na dekhe chahe uske jitni bi aag lagi ho.
AMIT- kisi bi ladki ka baap uska hath tere hath me dega isi liye ki pyaar se chode pyas bujhae, na ki uski ladki ki jaan le le.
Me - bhaiya mujhe nahi pata km se km 12 inch.
Amit- hahaha, 1 inch ke sath 3 inch bilkul muft muft... Diwali dhamaka....
Hahaha.
Mai jo powder batau ye le lena, side effect ni karega, and result bi jaldi dega, tested hai, mushkil se 1 mahine me., sath ke kuch exercise bataunga wo kr lena, chaudai ke liye,
Me- okk.. He prescribed me some powder. And taught me about all exercise.
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