Sharif bahu

[Aashish j]

Hum dono 15 minute aise he late rahe..mujhe yakin nahi ho raha tha ki mai apne Sasur k saath apne bistar par nangi padi hu or itne main mera phone bajne laga, time dekha to 07:00 baj rahe the or Sandeep ka phone tha..

Sasur Ji “Beta, Sandeep ka phone hai ! uttha le” or meri yoni ko sehlane lage, maine unka haath hataya or sandeep ka phone utha liya
 
Sandeep "hai suman, kaise ho aap ? "
Maine kaha "theek hu, aap batao"
Sandeep "kya kar rahe the?"
Ab mai unhe kaise batati ki mai ek dum nangi unke pitaji k saath apne bed par hu, or sasurji meri yoni mai ungli daal rahe the, maine unhe badi mushkil se roka hua tha,

maine kaha "mai kitchen m hu, or rasoi ka kaam kar rahi thi"

Tabhi sasurji ne meri ek chuchi badi jor se daba di, mere muh se phone par he cheek nikal gai "ufff......"
Sandeep ghabra gaye, kahte "kya hua?"
Maine sasur ji se haath jod kar ishara kiya ki pls mujhe baat karne do, tab jakar unhone meri chuchi chori, mai nangi hi bed se utth kar boli "kuch nahi sabzi kaat rahi thi, thoda sa lag gaya"

Sandeep "apna dhyan rakha karo, or pitaji kaha h ?"

unhe kya pata tha ki abhi thodi der pahle hi meri yoni k andar apna ling dale pade the.. maine kaha "wo shyad bedroom m h, TV dekh rahe hai"

Sandeep "theek h apna khayl rakhna" or unhone phone rakh diya...

Maine sausrji ko dekha to wo bed par late mujhe he dekh rahe the, par unhone apne kapde pahan liye the, mai unse najre nahi milati thi, islye foren dusri taraf dekhne lagi, maine bhi socha ki mai bhi apne kapde pahen lu or almari khol kar apna ek suit nikal liya...

Sasur ji "kya kar rahi h beta ?"

Maine bina unki taraf dekhe kaha "khana banana h, der ho jayegi, isliye kitchen m ja rahi hu"

Unhone tabi bed se utth kar mera suit cheen liya, kahte "to isme suit ka kya kaam, aaj se tu khana nangi ho kar hi banayegi"

Maine kaha "babuji pls ! Mera suit choriye, 7:30 baj gaye h, bahut kaam h " mujhe laga shayad wo aise he kah rahe h..

Sasurji "tujhe samajh nahi ata kya, ab shaam ko tu aise he raha karegi, chal ja ab khana bana" or mera suit bed k dusri taraf fank diya...

Maine kaha "pls babuji mujhe kuch to pahen ne do !" or mai wai najare jhukaye khadi rahi...

Sasurji "aacha chal tu itna reqest kar rahi h to tu kuch cheez pahen sakti h"
Or bole "tu apna mangalsutra, apni koi bhi jwellary, apni chunni or koi bhi hil walli sandals pahan sakti h" "theek h ab ?"

Maine socha issme to ek bhi kapda nahi h, pahnu kya or chunni ka kya karungi jab niche se puri nangi hu...