Mera Pyar Meri Sauteli Maa or Behen - Complete

[hirarandi]

neeche anne ke baad main bed par lait gaya….phir pata nahi chala kab neend aa gaye…..jab ankh khuli toh sham ke 4 baj rahe thee…abhi main neeche jane hee wala tha ki, neelam room main dakhil hui….aur meri taraf dekhate hee usne nazare jhuka lee… uska face ek dum soorakh ho gaya tha…”kya hua ayse kyon Sharma rahi ho….?” Maine neelam ke pass aate hue kaha…toh neelam mere taraf side karke khadi ho gaye…” bade besharam ho tum…..” neelam ne sar ko jhukaye hue muskarate hue kaha…. “ abb maine koin se besharmi wali baat kar de….” Maine apna ek hath neelam ke shalwar ke ooper se uske bund par rakha aur uske bund ko jor se daba diya….neelam ek dum se hil gaye….”siiiii dophar ko mere kya halat kar dee tumane….tumne thodi se bhee sharam nahi kee uss waqt…..”

mai: kiss waqt jab tumhari phudi moot padhi thee….

Neelam: (sharmate hue….) haye toba tum sach main bade besharam ho….

Mai: bolo naa tum uss bare main baat kar rahe ho…..abb isme kon se sharmane wali baat hai..jo main sharam karta….

Neelam: tum sach main bade gande ho…ooper se sara maal mere ooper gira diya… pata phir se nahana padha…

Mai: ohh accha toh tum mujse iss liye naraz ho rahi ho….( maine neelam ke peeche akar apne lun ko uske bund ke line main phansa kar ragadate hue kaha….toh neelam ek dum se mere agge se nikal kar seedhi khadi ho gaye….)

Neelam: tum toh bade dheet ho….main tumhe chai ke liye bulane aye thee….mai bhee khana phanse chali aye tumhare pass…hahaha…..neeche akar chai pee lo…abhi kuch nahi hone wala….hahaha…..

Neelam muskarate hue neeche chali gaye….maine socha thoda city main jakar ghum laita hun….aur wapis ate hue, ghar bhee chakkar laga aunga….mai tayar hokar neeche aya….aur chai pekar neelam ko bata kar bike lekar city jane ke liye nikal padha… abhi mai main road ke mod par hee phuncha tha…ki samane ek local bus akar ruki… kuch sawaryan neeche utarni thee….main jayse hee mudane laga toh, mere nazar bus main khidki ke pass bethe ahmad par padhi….use dekhate hee muje uss din wala poora manzar yaad aa gaya….aur mera dimag ussi waqat thank gaya….ho naa ho ye aaj bhe wahi jaa raha hai…..use dekhate hee maine apna city jane ka iarada badal diya… aur jayse hee bus chali maine apni bike peeche laga dee…..

10 minute baad wo mod aa gaya…jaha se uss kothi ke taraf rasta jata tha….jayse hee bus ruki, maine apni bike ko thode fansale par rok diya….bus main kuch logo ke sath-2 ahmad bhee utara….neeche utar kar usne apne baahon ko ooper kiya aur angaadi lee aur phir seedha samane sharab ke theke ke ander chala gaya…maine bhee apni bike sharab ke theke ke samane roki….aur jayse hee shop ke ander gaya toh, ahmad ander hee khada tha….uska dhayan meri taraf nahi gaya…wo ek desi sharab ke bottle lekar ander chala gaya tha….

Abb maine wahi khade-2 ek plan banaya aur maine ek plan banaya aur maine English whisky ke ek bottle khareedi aur ander chala gaya…ander samane ahmad table par betha hua tha….jayse hee uski nazar muj par padhi…toh wo muje dekh kar chonka par jab usne mere hath main bhee sharab ke bottle dekhi toh wo phir smile karte hue khada ho gaya… “ aow shaab jee….bethow….aaj idhar kithe….” Aaj idhar kaha…) 

Mai: yaar ayse hee aaj peene ka mod kiya toh aa gaya….mera goan pass main hee hai… aur tum sunao tum idhara kaha ghum rahe ho….city main sharab ke theke nahi hai kya. 

Ahamd: wo asal main malkin ne yaha samane wale goan ke bahar ek naye kothi banai hai…mai wahi sota hun…..aur rakhwali bhee karta hun….

Main ahmad ke pass beth gaya….ek ladka aya….maine use chiken ka order diya… aur do plates laine ko kaha….ahmad jayse hee bottle kholane laga toh maine use rok diya.. “yaar mere hote hue tum apni bottle kholo muje gawara nahi….aaj ye wali pee kar dekho..kaysa nasha chadhata hai iska….” Maine whisky ke bottle ke taraf ishara karte hue kaha…toh usne ek baar bottle ko dekha….aur phir muskarate hue bola…”jee….” Maine use bottle pakada dee…usne bottle kholi aur do glass utha kar peg banana laga… thodi der main ladka chicken bhee lekar aa gaya….hum dono ne pehala peg khencha aur glass neeche rakh diye…

Mai: tum daily sharab peete ho….?

Ahmad: (chonkate hue…..) nahi….kyon….?

Ma: nahi ayse hai…..kuch din pehale bhee maine tumhe yaha dekha tha….

Mere baat sun kar ahmad thoda sa ghabarya aur phir apne aap ko sambhalate hue bola… “nahi roj nahi peeta….do teen din baad pee laita hun…par aap azam shah jee ko kuch batana….please main minaant karta hun aapke…”

Mai: yaar ghabara kyon rahe ho….tum koi chori karke thoda peete ho….chalo nahi batata…muj par bharosa rakho….wayse bhee tum toh sathi ho…peene wale ek dusre ka raaz rakhate hai….

Mere baat sun kar ahmad ko thoda itminaan sa ho gaya….usne dusra peg banaya… aur phir hum dono ne glass utha liye…mai dhere-2 sip laine laga….ahmad toh ek hee saans main dusra peg bhee pee gaya tha…maine chicken ke plate uske taraf badha dee toh, wo ek peace utha kar khane laga….”ahhh maza aa gaya…aaj pehale baar English pee hai…sach main iska maza hee kuch alag hai….”

Mai: accha tum apna peg banao….tumhara glass khali kyon hai…

Ahamd: abhi apne ne apna peg khatam nahi kiya….

Mai: yaar muje toh dhere-2 peene ke adat hai…tum sharmo nahi….peg banaow…

Ahamd: jee…..

Ahmad ne ek aur peg banaya….aur phir wo bhee usne gale se neeche utar liya… ahmad teen peg pee chukka tha….aur abhi tak main dusra peg thame hue tha… ayse hee baaten karte-2 maine uske ghar pariwar ke bare mai poochana shuru kar diya.. pata chala ki, wo behad gareeb pariwar se hai….maa baap gujar chuke thee…aur uske ek badi behan thee….jiske shadi abhi nahi hui thee…aur uski behan apni khalla ke pass reh rehi thee….

Maine use baton main uljaye hue usko 4 peg pila diye thee….abb wo nashe main chor hone laga tha…maine abb apne daav khelane shuru kiye….”toh ahmad tum toh khiladi ho yaar…roj peete hoge tum…..?”

Ahmad ne muskarate hue meri taraf dekha aur haan main sar hila diya…” accha ye sab toh theek hai….par ek baat samaj main nahi aye…?”

Ahmad: wo kiya…..

Mai: batata hun….

Maine ek aur peg banaya apna aur ahamad dono ko…toh ahamad mana karne laga… “yaar dekh maine bhee apna peg bana liya hai…abb tum nahi peeyoge to main bheenahi peunga….” Mere baat sun kar ahmad ne glass utha liya…aur phir ek hee baar main sharab par ahsaan kar diya….aur glass khali karke table par rakha.. “aap kuch pooch rahe thee….” Ahmad ne ladkhadti awaz main kaha… “haan wo main poochana chatha tha ki, yaar tum toh azam ke ghar ke naukar ho…phir tum roj daru kayse peete ho…tumhare pass itane payse aate kaha se hai….

Ahmad sharab ke nashe main choor ho chukka tha…usne idhar udhar dekha… aur phir dhere se dheemi awaz main bola…”wo apni malkin hai naa…azam shah jee ke ammi…”

Mai: haan…

Ahmad: unka chakkar hai ek uncle ke sath…..

Mai: accha…maine ayse jahir kya jayse mai ye baat sun kar bhut shocked hua hun… 

Ahmad: haan ek din maine malkin ko uss uncle se chudwate hue dekh liya tha.. aur malkin ne bhee muje dekh liya…phir wo muje apna raaz chupaye rakhane ke liye payse dene lagee…

Mai: waah yaar teri toh ayash hai….kaash mere bhee tumhari jayse kismet hoti…

Ahmad: ek aur baat baatun….

Mai: haan baatow…

Ahmad: abb toh malkin mujse bhee chudwati hai….mera poora khayal rakhati hai…

Mai: kya kabhi azam ko pata nahi chala….

Ahmad: usko kayse pata chalega…use toh pata hee nahi hai…uske ammi ne yaha itani badi kothi banwaye hai….

Mai: toh kya aaj bhee wo anne wali hai…

Ahmad: aaj nahi….wo abb Sunday ko aynege…wo uncle sunday ko yaha aate hai…abhi training ke liye Lahore gaye hue hai….

Mai: accha phir….

Ahmad: toh jab wo uncle aate hai….toh wo malkin ke sath yaha aate hai.aur phir sharab peekar so jate hai…

Mai: accha….

Uske baad maine bachi hui bottle use pakadi aur bil dekar kaha ki, muje abb jana hai late ho raha hun…kal phir se yahi mulkaat hogi..ahmad meri baat sun kar haan main sar hilane laga….uske baad main use kal yaha 5 baje milane ka keh waha se nikal kar neelam ke ghar wapis aa gaya…. Uss din aur koi khaas baat naa hui…khanna khane ke baad main ooper akar so gaya…agli subhe jab main uth kar neeche aya toh dekha ke neelam kahi jane ke liye tayar ho rahi thee…..poochane par pata chala ki, neelam ke kise ristedari main kissi ko fout ho gaye hai…aur wo wahi jaa rahi thee….neelam ne muje nasta diya….maine nasta kiya aur phir neelam ne muje kaha ki, mai use main road tak chor aun..wo waha se bus main chali jayege….

Maine bike bahar nikali aur neelam ko peeche betha kar use main road tak chorne chala gaya…main road par phunch kar thodi der intjaar ke baad bus bhee mil gaye…mai ghar wapis lout aya….toh sana ne door khola…..jayse ke mai pehale bata chukka hun ki, sana ka rang sanwala tha…uski hight bhee kam thee….par uske nain nakash ek dum teekhe thee….mummaye ek dum kase hue thee….usne black color ka fitting wala suit pehana hua tha…..jo uske jism par behad kasa hua tha…

Maine bike ander ke aur bike stand par laga kar seedha barmade main gaya… najeeba wahi bethi hui thee…usne muje dekh kar smile kee…..mai uske samane wale sofe par beth gaya….”mami ko bus mil gaye thee….?” 

Mai: haan….

Tabhi sana bhee waha akar beth gaye…..wo najeeba ke sath bethi hui thee…. “toh jija jee….ohhh sorry sameer jee…..chor aye ammi ko…..” sana ne tanzaya andaaz main hanste hue kaha….toh najeeba ne apne kohani uske pait main maari….”ahhhh sharam kar kanjaraye….ayse kyon maar rahi hai….maine kon sa kuch galat keh diya hai….” Sana ne hanste hue kaha….toh najeeba use ghoor kar dekhane lagee….muje laga ki, abb muje yaha se khisak laina chahaye….isliye main chup chap uth kar ooper aa gaya… aur phir seedha ooper chhat par chala gaya…dhoop nikal chuki thee….iss liye maine store room se charpai nikali aur use dhoop main daal kar lait gaya….

Abhi thodi der hee hui thee ki, muje seedhyon se kissi ke ooper chadhane ke awaz aye… maine laitye laitaye hee sar ghuma kar seedhyon ke taraf dekhane laga… thodi der baad sana ooper aye…usne muskarate hue meri taraf dekha, aur phir smile karte hue boli…”toh jija jee dhoop ka maza lai rahe hai….” Maine bhee smile se hee jawab diya…par bola kuch naa… usne store room ka door khola aur ander chali gaye… aur phir wo kapdho ka dher lekar bahar aye….ye wahi kapdhe thee…jo kal neelam ne dhoaye thee….aur sahi tarah se sukhe nahi thee…sardyon joro par thee…isliye dhoop bhee poori tarah nahi nikalati thee…shayad jane se pehale neelam sana ko keh ke gaye thee…..

Usne sare kapdho ko usi charpai par mere pairo ke taraf rakha jaha main laita hua tha… maine gor kiya ki, sana jab ooper aye thee…tab usne duppta liya hua tha…aur abb uske jism par duppta nahi tha….phir wo store room ke ander gaye….aur bake ke bache hue kapdhe bhee utha kar laye aye…aur wahi rakh diye….uske mummaye uske black color ke fitting wali kameez main ek dum fanse hue lag rahe thee….mummon ko poore shape dikhai dee rahi thee….phir wo jhuk kar kapdho ko uthane lagee….toh mere nazar uske deep neck wale kameez mai se jhank rahe mummon par padhi….uff jhukane ke wajhe se uske mummaye kameez se bahar anne ko utawale ho rahe thee…sana ke mummaye najeeba jitane hee badhe thee….phir usne un kapdho main se kuch kapdhe uthaye… aur taar par daalane lagee….wo baar-2 kapdhe daal kar charpai ke pass atti aur jhuk kar ek-2 karke kapdhe uthati….toh muje uske tang kameez ke gale se jhank rahe mummon ko didaar ho jata….

Waha laitye-2 hee mere lun ne shalwar ke ander se sar uthana shuru kar diya… aur dhere-2 mere lun ne shalwar ko agge se ooper utha diya…mai uss waqt mood kharab karne ke mood main bilkul bhee nahi tha…muje pata tha ki, agar mai issi tarah uske mummon ko dekhata raha toh, mera apna hee mood kharab hona hai…. Neelam yaha thee nahi…phir muje ayse hee tadhapate hue dil gujarana padhana tha… issliye main waha charpai se utha bahar gaali wali boundry ke pass jakar khada hokar neeche gaali main dekhane laga….

Sana apne kaam main busy thee..,main waha thodi der khada raha aur phir se hat kar chhat par thelane laga….aur tehalate hue main store room main chala gaya…aur jayse hee uss single par bed par bethane laga toh, sana ander dakhil hui…”ruko ruko sameer….” Maine hariat se sana ke taraf dekha toh, wo muje dekh kar ajeeb se andaaz se muskari….”sameer iss bed par mat bethana….?” Sana ne muskarate hue kaha… toh maine sawalyan nazaro se sana ko dekhane laga….”kyon iss bed par bethana mana hai…?” maine sana ke taraf dekhate hue kaha….toh mere baat sun kar sana muskarate hue boli…”nahi  mana toh nahi  hai….par ye bed tootane wala hai…?”

Mai: kya tootane wala hai….?

Sana: haan kal dophar kar ye bhut awaz kar raha tha hahaha…..

Sana ne hanste hue kaha toh, mere ankhe khuli ke khuli reh gaye….”kya…?” maine chonkate hue poocha toh, sana kehkhae ke sath hanste hue boli….”haan sameer kal dophar ko main ooper aye thee…tab iss bed ke cheekhe nikal rahe thee….sach….”

Mai: cheekhe nikal rahi thee….kya matalab…..(maine anjaan banane ke acting karte hue kaha….darsal mera dar ke mare bura haal ho chukka tha….ki kahi sana ne kuch dekh naa liya ho…)