15-12-2019, 05:42 PM
(This post was last modified: 16-01-2022, 02:17 PM by hirarandi. Edited 2 times in total. Edited 2 times in total.)
Ham tinoo do choodai ke baad bahut thak bhi gayee the aaur bhook bhi lagne lagi thi saath saath sharab ka nasha bhi sawaar tha isske bawajood bhook ki wajah se khud ko fresh karne ke liye tinoo ne ek saath thande paani se shower liya. Thande paani ke shower ne hamari sab thakawat khatam karke hame bilkul taro tazaa kar diya, sirif sharab ke asar se halke halke chakkar aa rahe the. Mammi aaur Najma doodh patti ki chae (tea) aaur sandwich bana kar le aaein jise khane ke baad hamare jism me ek nai jaan par gaai. Ham tinoo ko neend nahi aa rahi thi issliye ham wahein carper par hi nange let gaye. main darmiyaan me tha aaur mere ek taraf Mammi aaur dosri taraf Najma leti hoowi thein. Mammi mere sine par haath pherte hoowe bolein, “Jaan, tumhari khawahish thi ke tum apni dono bhabhioon ko nanga dekho aaur maine dono ko nanga dikhane ka wada bhi kia tha, magar afsos ke main apne wade ko poora nahi kar saki thi iss liye aaj Aasma ko tumhare liye nanga karke tumhein dekha dia taake bhaabhioon wali nakami ka badla chooka doon, kiun ab to khush ho.”
“Meri Jaan, aaj tum ne wooh kaam kar diya jahan taak panunchne me mujhe saaloon lag jaate, ooff abhi iss oomar me hi ooska badan itna khoobsoorat hai ke mujhe pagal kar diyaa hai, jab yeh thoori aaur bari ho jaaye gi to maaloom nahi kia qiyaamat dhaae gi,” Mammi ki baat soon kar mere tassaawar me Aasma ka kach-cha pak-ka gulabi jism ghoomne laga aaur main be-ekhteyaar jazbaat se ek siskari leta hoowa bola.
Meri baat soon kar Najma jo leti hoowi thi ek dum ooth kar baith gaai aaur mere gaal par haath pherte hoowe kehne lagi, “Jab Aasma 5/6 saal ki thi to kabhi kabhi nehlate waqat oosko nanga dekhti thi, ooske baad wooh khud se nahane lagi to phir oosko nanga dekhne ka koi ettefaaq hi nahi hoowa tha, Shahab sach kahoon main khud ko bahut haseen samajh ti thi magar aaj jab ooski oobharte hoowe jism ko dekh kar maanna para ke wooh mujh se bhi bahut ziyaada khubsoorat hai aaur thore dinoo me to jab bahar nikle gi to mard oosko dekh kar choode be-ghair jhar jaya karein ge.”
“Najma too ne bilkul theek kaha hai 2/3 saal me hi har mard oose dekh kar apna dil tham liya karein ge.” Mammi yeh kah kar thoora rookein phir kehne lagein, “Jaise jaise wooh jawaan hoti jaaye gi mujhe oos par bahut nazar rakhni pare gi taake koi oose phansa kar chood na le kiunke jawaan hoti ladkiun ko gadha bhi hero lagta hai aaur wooh bari aasaani se choodwa leti hain.” Yeh kah kar Mammi apna sar ootha kar mere hoont ko choom kar mujh se kehne lagein. “Jaanoo Aasma teri pasand hai iss liye chahti hoon ke ooske kanwaari choot ko pehle too choode.”
Najma fauran bol pari, “Mammi yeh bahut laalchi hai dekh lena meri tarah yeh paise ke liye Aasma ko khud se pehle kisi aaur se choodwa dega.”
“Are nahi nahi aisa nahi hoga, maine abhi taak kisi kanwaari ladki ko nahi chooda hai issliye ab pehle main khud Aasma ko choodoonga.” Najma ki baat soon kar main jaldi se bola.
Mammi mujh se lapatti hoowi kehne lagien, “Too meri Jaan hai, tera jo dil chaahe kar main har haal me tere saath hoon. Aaur haan Aasma ke maamle me sirif ek khatra hai, woh yeh ke Aasma aaur Kabeer dono ek dosre ke bahut qareeb hain, issliye mujhe dar hai ke teri kisi harkat ke baare me woh Kabeer ko na batade aaur Kabeer se yeh baat sab ko maaloom ho jaaye, issliye tumhein bahut ehteyaat se sab kuch karna hoga samjhe.”
“Mammi ki baat 50 percent to theek hai ke Aasma Kabeer ko bol sakti hai, magar mere kheyaal me woh bole gi nahi kiunke ladkiaan aisi baatein bari mushkil se kisi dosre se share karti hain baharhaal yeh khatra to hai ke woh Kabeer ko bol de, aaur isske liye mere paas ek aisa idea hai ke Kabeer ka kabhi koi khatra hi nahi rahe ga.” Najma yeh sab kehti hoowi ajib andaaz me muskura bhi rahi thi.
“Kaisa idea ?” Mammi auur maine ek saath poochaa.
“Kabeer bhi to jawaan ho raha hai agar oose bhi ham apne raaste par lagaa lein to samjho khatra hi khatam.” Najma ham dono ko dekhti hoowi boli.
“Kia oolti sidhi baat kar rahi hai shayed abhi taak sharab ka nasha tere dimaagh par charha hoowa hai, are woh koi ladki hai ke oose bhi chood kar raaste par le aaya jaaye.” Main ooska mazaaq ooraa ta hoowa hanste hoowe kaha.
Jawaab me Najma mera mazaaq ooraate hoowe kehne lagi, “Main to samajhti thi ke too bahut chaalaak hai aaur fauran meri baat samaajh jaaye ga, are budhu choodne ke liye kia sirif ladkiun ki choot hi hoti hai, mera matlab yeh hai ke Kabeer ab itna bara to ho hi gayaa hai ke ab woh gand marwa sakta hai, ab sooch ke agar woh bhi teri tarah gand marwaana shooroo karde to…………mera matlab samjhaa yaa nahi.”
Najma ki baat soon kar main oochla to zaroor magar saath saath soochne bhi laga ke Najma ki baat me bahut dum hai magar sawaal yeh hai ke oose gand marwaane par razi kaise kia jaaye ga. Main yeh soochte hoowe Najma ki taraf dekha aaur kaha, “Teri baat samaajh me to aati hai magar oose razi kaise kia jaaye kuch socha hai tum ne.”
Mammi jo abi taak choop chaap ham dono ki baat soon rahien thein kehne lagein, “Tum dono paagal to nahi ho gaye ho kia Kabeer ki gand pharwaa kar oose hospital bhejne ka erada hai.”
“Meri jaan fikar mat karo, Kabeer ko kuch nahi hoga woh to 13/14 saal ka hai jabke yahan to 8/10 saal ke ladke gand marwaate hain.” Main Mammi ko tassaalli deta hoowa bola.
Najma meri taraf dekhte hoowe kehne lagi. “Mujhe yaqeen hai ke Kabeer raaste par aa jaaye ga, yeh zaroor hai ke tum shayed oose razi nahi kar sakoo. Tum sirif yeh karoo ke oosse muft icecream aaur doosri chizoon ka laalach de kar oosse Shahji ke paas bhejna shooroo kar do aaur Shahji ko batado ke woh kisi tarah razi karke ooski gand marna shooroo kar de. Main jaanti hoon ke Shahji iss maamle me bahut ustaad hai woh oosko gand marwaane par raazi kar lega. Jab woh gand marwaanaa shooroo karde to kisi din range haanthoon oosko gand marwaate hoowe pakar lo, bas phir woh poori tarah tumhari muthi me hoga aaur tum jo kaho ge woh har baat maane ga, phir tum bhi ooski gand maaro aaur oos se apni gand marwaao. Kiun kaisa hai mera plan. ?”
Main hairat se Najma ko dekh raha tha, mujhe yaqeen nahi ho raha tha ke Najma iss tarah ka plan bhi sooch sakti hai. main taarifi nazar se oosko dekhta hoowa bola, “Lajawaab plan hai, Shahji to khush ho jaye ga ke oosko ek aaur khoobsurat aaur kamsin ladka gand marne ke liye mil raha hai, ek baat to bataao ke kia aage chal kar tum Kabeer se bhi choodwaao gi.”
Meri baat soon kar ooske chehre par jazbaat ki laali daur gai aaur woh halki siski le kar boli, “Bahenchod jab too apni choti behan ko bhi choodne ka sooch sakta hai to main kiun nahi sooch sakti, oooofffff kitna maza aaye ga jab tum dono bhai mil kar mujhe chodo ge.”
Aadhe ghante taak ham yahi sab batein karte rahe phir Mammi apne kamre me sone aaur Najma Aasma ke kamre me sone chali gaein, halaanke aisi batein karte hoowe ham bahut garam ho gaye the magar dobaara choodai nahi ki kiunke mujhe soobah dookan janaa tha waise bhi raat ko to Shahji aaur ooske doostoon ke saath choodai ki mehfil to jamni hi thi.
“Meri Jaan, aaj tum ne wooh kaam kar diya jahan taak panunchne me mujhe saaloon lag jaate, ooff abhi iss oomar me hi ooska badan itna khoobsoorat hai ke mujhe pagal kar diyaa hai, jab yeh thoori aaur bari ho jaaye gi to maaloom nahi kia qiyaamat dhaae gi,” Mammi ki baat soon kar mere tassaawar me Aasma ka kach-cha pak-ka gulabi jism ghoomne laga aaur main be-ekhteyaar jazbaat se ek siskari leta hoowa bola.
Meri baat soon kar Najma jo leti hoowi thi ek dum ooth kar baith gaai aaur mere gaal par haath pherte hoowe kehne lagi, “Jab Aasma 5/6 saal ki thi to kabhi kabhi nehlate waqat oosko nanga dekhti thi, ooske baad wooh khud se nahane lagi to phir oosko nanga dekhne ka koi ettefaaq hi nahi hoowa tha, Shahab sach kahoon main khud ko bahut haseen samajh ti thi magar aaj jab ooski oobharte hoowe jism ko dekh kar maanna para ke wooh mujh se bhi bahut ziyaada khubsoorat hai aaur thore dinoo me to jab bahar nikle gi to mard oosko dekh kar choode be-ghair jhar jaya karein ge.”
“Najma too ne bilkul theek kaha hai 2/3 saal me hi har mard oose dekh kar apna dil tham liya karein ge.” Mammi yeh kah kar thoora rookein phir kehne lagein, “Jaise jaise wooh jawaan hoti jaaye gi mujhe oos par bahut nazar rakhni pare gi taake koi oose phansa kar chood na le kiunke jawaan hoti ladkiun ko gadha bhi hero lagta hai aaur wooh bari aasaani se choodwa leti hain.” Yeh kah kar Mammi apna sar ootha kar mere hoont ko choom kar mujh se kehne lagein. “Jaanoo Aasma teri pasand hai iss liye chahti hoon ke ooske kanwaari choot ko pehle too choode.”
Najma fauran bol pari, “Mammi yeh bahut laalchi hai dekh lena meri tarah yeh paise ke liye Aasma ko khud se pehle kisi aaur se choodwa dega.”
“Are nahi nahi aisa nahi hoga, maine abhi taak kisi kanwaari ladki ko nahi chooda hai issliye ab pehle main khud Aasma ko choodoonga.” Najma ki baat soon kar main jaldi se bola.
Mammi mujh se lapatti hoowi kehne lagien, “Too meri Jaan hai, tera jo dil chaahe kar main har haal me tere saath hoon. Aaur haan Aasma ke maamle me sirif ek khatra hai, woh yeh ke Aasma aaur Kabeer dono ek dosre ke bahut qareeb hain, issliye mujhe dar hai ke teri kisi harkat ke baare me woh Kabeer ko na batade aaur Kabeer se yeh baat sab ko maaloom ho jaaye, issliye tumhein bahut ehteyaat se sab kuch karna hoga samjhe.”
“Mammi ki baat 50 percent to theek hai ke Aasma Kabeer ko bol sakti hai, magar mere kheyaal me woh bole gi nahi kiunke ladkiaan aisi baatein bari mushkil se kisi dosre se share karti hain baharhaal yeh khatra to hai ke woh Kabeer ko bol de, aaur isske liye mere paas ek aisa idea hai ke Kabeer ka kabhi koi khatra hi nahi rahe ga.” Najma yeh sab kehti hoowi ajib andaaz me muskura bhi rahi thi.
“Kaisa idea ?” Mammi auur maine ek saath poochaa.
“Kabeer bhi to jawaan ho raha hai agar oose bhi ham apne raaste par lagaa lein to samjho khatra hi khatam.” Najma ham dono ko dekhti hoowi boli.
“Kia oolti sidhi baat kar rahi hai shayed abhi taak sharab ka nasha tere dimaagh par charha hoowa hai, are woh koi ladki hai ke oose bhi chood kar raaste par le aaya jaaye.” Main ooska mazaaq ooraa ta hoowa hanste hoowe kaha.
Jawaab me Najma mera mazaaq ooraate hoowe kehne lagi, “Main to samajhti thi ke too bahut chaalaak hai aaur fauran meri baat samaajh jaaye ga, are budhu choodne ke liye kia sirif ladkiun ki choot hi hoti hai, mera matlab yeh hai ke Kabeer ab itna bara to ho hi gayaa hai ke ab woh gand marwa sakta hai, ab sooch ke agar woh bhi teri tarah gand marwaana shooroo karde to…………mera matlab samjhaa yaa nahi.”
Najma ki baat soon kar main oochla to zaroor magar saath saath soochne bhi laga ke Najma ki baat me bahut dum hai magar sawaal yeh hai ke oose gand marwaane par razi kaise kia jaaye ga. Main yeh soochte hoowe Najma ki taraf dekha aaur kaha, “Teri baat samaajh me to aati hai magar oose razi kaise kia jaaye kuch socha hai tum ne.”
Mammi jo abi taak choop chaap ham dono ki baat soon rahien thein kehne lagein, “Tum dono paagal to nahi ho gaye ho kia Kabeer ki gand pharwaa kar oose hospital bhejne ka erada hai.”
“Meri jaan fikar mat karo, Kabeer ko kuch nahi hoga woh to 13/14 saal ka hai jabke yahan to 8/10 saal ke ladke gand marwaate hain.” Main Mammi ko tassaalli deta hoowa bola.
Najma meri taraf dekhte hoowe kehne lagi. “Mujhe yaqeen hai ke Kabeer raaste par aa jaaye ga, yeh zaroor hai ke tum shayed oose razi nahi kar sakoo. Tum sirif yeh karoo ke oosse muft icecream aaur doosri chizoon ka laalach de kar oosse Shahji ke paas bhejna shooroo kar do aaur Shahji ko batado ke woh kisi tarah razi karke ooski gand marna shooroo kar de. Main jaanti hoon ke Shahji iss maamle me bahut ustaad hai woh oosko gand marwaane par raazi kar lega. Jab woh gand marwaanaa shooroo karde to kisi din range haanthoon oosko gand marwaate hoowe pakar lo, bas phir woh poori tarah tumhari muthi me hoga aaur tum jo kaho ge woh har baat maane ga, phir tum bhi ooski gand maaro aaur oos se apni gand marwaao. Kiun kaisa hai mera plan. ?”
Main hairat se Najma ko dekh raha tha, mujhe yaqeen nahi ho raha tha ke Najma iss tarah ka plan bhi sooch sakti hai. main taarifi nazar se oosko dekhta hoowa bola, “Lajawaab plan hai, Shahji to khush ho jaye ga ke oosko ek aaur khoobsurat aaur kamsin ladka gand marne ke liye mil raha hai, ek baat to bataao ke kia aage chal kar tum Kabeer se bhi choodwaao gi.”
Meri baat soon kar ooske chehre par jazbaat ki laali daur gai aaur woh halki siski le kar boli, “Bahenchod jab too apni choti behan ko bhi choodne ka sooch sakta hai to main kiun nahi sooch sakti, oooofffff kitna maza aaye ga jab tum dono bhai mil kar mujhe chodo ge.”
Aadhe ghante taak ham yahi sab batein karte rahe phir Mammi apne kamre me sone aaur Najma Aasma ke kamre me sone chali gaein, halaanke aisi batein karte hoowe ham bahut garam ho gaye the magar dobaara choodai nahi ki kiunke mujhe soobah dookan janaa tha waise bhi raat ko to Shahji aaur ooske doostoon ke saath choodai ki mehfil to jamni hi thi.