15-12-2019, 05:40 PM
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Aadhe ghante taak ham tinoo sharab ki masti me doob kar nangi nangi baatein karte rahe, ek dosre ko choomte, chooste, chaat-te aaur piyaar karte rahe phir pehle main Najma par chahar kar oose choda ooske baad Mammi ko chood kar choodai ka pehla round khatam kia. Choodai khatam hone ke baad aadhe ghante se ziyaada ham wahein carpet par ek dosre se lipte hoowe aaraam karte rahe phir dobarah pine ka silsila shooroo kar diya. Ham hamesha iss baat ka khaas kheyaal rakhte ke ham itna naa piein ke ham dunya jahaan se be-khabar ho kar madhooshi me doob jaein. Ham iss waqat bhi sharab ke nashe me zaroor the magar poori tarah hoosh aaur hawaas me the, haan yeh zaroor the ke hamari aawaaz thori bahut larkharane lagi thi.
Ham tinoo batein kar rahe the ke Najma ko jaise kuch yaad aa gaya ho wooh ek dum mujh se boli, “Shahab tum ko Zahid ki baat yaad hai wooh kah raha tha ke oon chaaroon ke liye kam se kam do ladki to ho, aaur tumhein shaadi ka mashwara diyaa tha, kia kehte ho shaadi karo ge aaur agar shaadi karo ge to kia apni biwi ko oonse choodwao ge ?”
Najma ki baat soon kar main muskurate hoowe Mammi ko pakar kar khaicha aaur oonhein apne gaud me baitha kar piyaar karta hoowa boola, “Main to apni jaan-e-man ko apni biwi bana hi liyaa hai ab biwi ke hote hoowe doosri biwi kiun laaoon ga, ab rahi baat biwi ko choodwane ki to apni piyaari biwi ko choodwa to raha hoon.”
Meri baat soon kar Mammi mujh se lapat gaein aaur mere chehre ko choomte hoowe kehne lagein, “Mere Jaano main bhi to tum ko apna shauhar maan chooki hoon, ab ham dono Mian Biwi to hain magar aise Mian Biwi hain ke iss baat ko zindagi bhar kisi ko nahi bata sakte hain. Ab dunyaa ko dekhane ke liye tum ko shaadi kar ke ek biwi to lana hi hoga magar itni jaldi nahi kiunke tumhare Pappa ittni jaldi tumko shaadi karne nahi dein ge.”
“Mammi theek kehti hain ke tumko shaadi to karna hi pare ga, khair choro iss baat ko abhi bahut waqat para hai jab shaadi ho gi oos waqat dekha jaye ga.” Najma boli.
Ham thori der choop rahe, choodai khatam ho jaane ke bawajood ham tinoo sharab pine ki wajah se poori tarah masti me doobe hoowe ek doosre ke saath cher chaar kar rahe the, ek doosre se lapaat lapaat kar ek dosre ko piyaar karte hoowe nangi nangi gaaliaan dete hoowe choodai ki baatein karte jaa rahe the.
Najma lahak laha kar masti me kehne lagi, “Mere piyare Bhaiya, too to meri jaan hai, too pakka bahen chood aaur madharchood hai, too ne hamein chooda to chooda phir paise ke liye hamara bharwa banke hamein randi bana diya.”
“Main to bahut khoosh hoon ke mere jaanoo ne jo kuch kia bahut achaa kia ab kam se kam naye naye lund se choodai ka maza to mil raha hai.” Mammi mujhe choomte hoowe bolein.
Ham tinoo masti me doobe issi qisim ki baatein kar-rahe the ke achanaak mere dimaagh me aaya ke kiun na ab inhein Aasma ke baare me bataa doon ke ooske bare me main kia sooch raha hoon, waise bhi main ne sooch hi rakha tha ke yeh baat inhein zaroor bataaoon ga, oonhein batane ka faisla karte hi ek dum bola, “Najma ko to chood liyaa hai ab Aasma ko bhi choodna hai.”
Nashe me hone ke bawajood mere baat ne jaise oonke dimaagh me bomb ka dhammaka kar diya ho, oon dono ka moohn meri baat ko soon kar khule ka khula rah gaya aaur Mammi baukhlaai hoowi aawaaz me halkati hoowi kehne lagein, “Te..te..tera di…di..dimaagh to theek hai, are wooh abhi bachi hai aaur too ek bachi ko choodne ka sooch raha hai.”
“Harami too ne ek maasoom bachi ko choodne ke baare soocha bhi kaise, are abi to wooh iss qabil bhi nahi hai ke apni choot me oongli bhi le sake aaur too apna gadhe jaisa lund ooski choot me ghoosa kar oose choodna chahta hai,” Najma mere baazoo ko pakar kar jhinjhorte hoowe boli.
Main Najma se apna baazoo choora kar dono se kehne laga, “Are are meri baat to poori soon lo, maine yeh kaha hai ke oose choodna chahta hoon, yeh to nahi kaha hai ke oose abhi choodoon ga, itna to main bhi jaantaa hoon ke wooh abhi bahut chooti hai aaur abi choodwane ke qabil nahi hai. Haan yeh zaroor hai ke ab wooh jawaan honi shoroo ho gai hai jis ki nishaani ooski chaatiaan hain jo ab oobharni shooro ho gai hai, ooski issi oobharti hoowi chaatioon ko dekh kar hi to mere dimaagh me oose choodne ka kheyaal aaya aaur maine sooch liya ke 4/5 saal baad jab wooh poori tarah jawan ho kar choodwane ke qabil ho jaye gi to oos waqat oose chodoon ga, kiun ab samajhme aaya, tum donoo na be-ghair meri poori baat ko soone billi (cat) ki tarah oochalna shooroo kardiya tha.”
Meri baat soon kar dono ne sookoon ka gehra saans liya aaur Mammi mere gaal par chootki lete hoowe muskura kar bolein, “Bara laalchi hai, are abhi ooske jawaan hone me 4/5 saal baaqi hain aaur abi se tere moohn me oose choodne ke kheyaal se paani aana shooroo ho gaya. Are pehle oose jawaan to hone de, jab wooh jawaan ho jaye to oose razi karke be-shak chood lena main oos waqat bilkul mana nahi karoon gi magar oose pata kar razi karna tera apna kaam ho ga.”
Haar baat saaf hojane ke baad Najma bhi muskurate hoowe meri aaur Mammi ki baat soon rahi thi, Mammi ki baat ko soon kar wooh mere kaan ko pakar kar masalte hoowe kehne lagi, “Mammi yeh bahut bara harami hai, khud dekh lo jab yeh mujh jaisi sharmili, maasoom aaur bholibhaali ladki ko kitni aasaani se pata kar doosroon se choodwa sakta hai aaur khud chood sakta hai aaur to aaur tumko yani apni Maa ko bhi pata kar Maa se biwi bana sakta hai to yeh Aasma kia chez hai, khud dekh lena ke yeh kitni aasaani se oosse bhi pata kar chood lega.”
“Tum jitna isse aasaan samajh rahi ho yeh itna aasaan nahi ho ga,” Yeh kahkar main ek lamhe ke liye choop hoowa phir Najma se bola, “Tum apni baat bhool gai ke tum ko raazi karne me mahino lag gaye the aaur wooh bhi bari mushkil se tum ko raazi kia tha jabke ham donoo ham oomar bhi the aaur dostoon ki tarah ek doosre se be-takkalluf bhi the ooske bawajood tumne naako chane chabwaa diye the jabke Aasma ka maamla bilkul alag hai oose poori tarah jawan hone ke baad razi karna bahut mushkil hoga aaur hosakta hai oose patate patate saaloon lag jayein.”
Meri baat soon kar Najma sooch me par gaai phir ek gehra saans le kar boli, “Kehte to tum theek ho ke wooh aasaani se haath nahi lage gi, khair abhi ooske jawaan hone me bahut waqat baqi hai, jab waqat aaye ga to ham sab mil kar koi raastaa nikalein ge issliye abhi oose bhool kar ham doosri choodai ki tayyari karein.”
“Najma theek kah rahi hai abi Aasma ko bhol jaaoo aaur dekho bottle me ab thori si sharab baqi hai issliye mere kheyaal me ise ham pehle khatam kar dein phir doosri choodai karke so jate hain taake kal raat jab wooh chaaroon aayein to ham taza dum ho kar dil hol kar choodai ka maza le sakein.” Mammi mere sukre hoowe lund ko haath me le kar sehlati hoowi bolein.
Main apne sukre hoowe lund ko dekhta hoowa bola. “Are abhi thori der pehle to choodai khatam ki hai ab doosri choodai ke liye tayyar hone me thora waqat to lage ga hi.” Yeh keh kar main bottle ko oothaya aaur oosme bache hoowe sharab ko tinoon glass me barabar barabar dala aaur oosme pani milakar donoo ko oonka glass de kar apne glass se chooski leta hoowa donoo ko dekhte hoowe bola. “Sharab khatam hone taak mera lund poori tarah tayyar ho jaaye ga, iss beech pite hoowe main tum ko Aasma ke liye apna soocha hoowa plan batata hoon.”
Najma jo doosri baar choodwane ke liye be-chain ho rahi thi aaur jab oosne dekha ke main bajaye isske ke kisi ko pakarta oose choomta aaur choodai shooroo karta main Aasma ki baat shooro kar di hai to wooh jhinjhla kar boli. “Too waqai pakka bahen chood hai, choodne wali choot jo tere samne hai oose bhool kar too apni oos bahen ke choot ko choodne ke kheyaaloon me doba hoowa hai jo abhi choodwane ke qabil bhi nahi hai, ab Aasma ko bhool kar ham dono ki taraf tawaajja de samjha.”
Mammi Najma ki jhinjhlahat ko dekh kar fauran Najma ke gaal ko sehlati hoowi boolein, “Are are meri gudia Rani, kiun jhinjhla rahi hai, tujhe to iss ki aadat maaloom hi hai ke jabtak yeh apni baat kah kar apna pet halka nahi kar lega isse chain nahi mile ga issliye pehle iss ki baat son lete hain,” phir wooh mujh se bolein, “Acha ab bol ke abhi se Aasma ke liye tere dimaagh me kia khichri pak rahi hai.”
Main sharab ke halke halke ghoont leta hoowa dono ko sab kuch tafseel se batane laga ke maine kia plan banaya hai aaur jis ki shoowat khelte hoowe ooski chaati par haath rakh kar oose oothane se kar diya hai, oonhein batane laga ke mera plan yeh hai ke main chhodai ki tasviroon aaur kahanioon wali kitabein aisi jagah rakh diya karoon ga ke ooske haath lag jaaye taake wooh oose dekhe aaur parhe, choonke wooh ab jawaan ho rahi hai issliye be-ghair kisi ke kuch bataye natur khud bakhud oose sab kuch samjha de gi, aaur jab ooski samajh me aane lage ga to ooske ander jazbaat ki aag bharakne lage gi, iss darmiyaan bahane bahane se ooske jism ke khaas khaas hisse ko haath laga ta rahoon ga, phir jab wooh 15/16 saal ki ho jaye gi to main Najma ko iss tarah chodoon ga ke wooh ham dono ki choodai ko choop kar dekhe, jab wooh dekhe gi ke main apni bahen Najma ko choodta hoon aaur Najma bhi khooshi khooshi poori masti me mujh se choodwa kar maze leti hai to naturaly ooske dimaagh me mujh se choodwa kar maze lene ka kheyaal paida hone lage ga, bas phir mere haath barhane ki der hogi aaur wooh pake hoowe phal ki tarah mere baahoon me aa kar mujh se choodwa le gi. Main yeh sab keh kar choop ho gaya aaur dono ko dekhne laga, wooh dono iss tarah hairat se aankkhein phaare aaur moohn khoole mere baat soo rahi thein jaise oonhein yaqeen nahi aaraha ho ke main aisa gehra plan bhi bana sakta hoon. Main oonki hairat me doobi khamoshi ko dekh kar dono ke baazo ko hila ta hoowa bola. “Kiun kaisa hai mera plan ?”
Najma ek gehra saans le kar boli, “Ooofff main sooch bhi nahi sakti thi ke mera bhoola bhala bhiya itna chalaak bhi ho sakta hai aaur aisa plan bhi sooch sakta hai, are tera plan to aisa hai ke be-ghai koshish kiye hi Aasma khud tum se bole gi ke “Bhaiya aaoo aaur Baji ki tarah mujhe bhi chodo.”
Mammi meri kamar me haath dal kar mujhe khud se lapta kar piyar karti hoowi boolein, “Tere dimaagh to kisi rocket se bhi tez chalta hai, too be-shak apna plan abhi se shooroo karke ooske dimaagh ko badalna shooroo kar de, aaur ek tarkeeb teri baat son kar mere dimaagh me bhi aaya hai wooh yeh ke hafte me ek do baar too kisi tarah aise waqat par sham chaar baje ghar aa jaya kar jab Kabeer cricket khelne gaya hoowa ho. Oos waqat jab too aaye ga to ghar par sirif main aaur Aasma hi hoonge. Too aa kar apne badan haath me dard ka bool phir main Aasma ko boloon gi ke wooh tere kamre me jaa kar tere haath pair daba de. Jab wooh aaye to oos-se khas taur pe too bilkul chit let kar apne pair aaur raan ko dabwana. Jab ooka haath tere raan par lage ga to yaqini taur pe tera lund shalwaar me phoodakna shooroo kar de ga jisse wooh dekhe gi, shooroo shooroo me wooh shayed tere paas se ooth kar bhaag jaye, magar kab taak kiunke main oose tere paas zabardasti bhejti raha karoon gi.” Mammi yeh kah kar meri taraf muskura kar dekhein aaur phir bolein, “Kiun mere Jaanoo meri baat samajh raha hai ya nahi.”
Mammi ki baat soon kar main khushi se Mammi ko lapta kar piyaar karta hoowa bola, “Meri Jaan kia zabardast aaur power full idea tum ne socha hai.”
“Kia dimaagh sirif tere paas hi hai are ham bhi dimaagh rakhte hai,” yeh kah kar wooh choop ho kar meri taraf dekhne lagein oos waqat oonke hoontoon par ek ajeeb si muskurahat paili hoowi thi aaur halki aawaz`me bolein, “Too ne ooski chaati par to apna haath rakh diya hai magar kia too ne kabhi oosko ya ooske sine ko nanga dekha hai ?”
Mammi ke sawaal ko soon kar maine oonko hairat se dekhte hoowe bola, “Na..nahi abhi itne bare ho jaane ke baad to nahi haan jab wooh bahu chooti thi aaur sab ke saamne nangi ho jaati thi oos waqat dekha tha.”
Mera jawaab soon kar wooh bahut maani khaiz andaaz me muskurate hoowe kehne lagein, “To too ne ooski nai nai oobharte hoowe sine ko nanga nahi dekha hai,” Ek lamhe choop ho kar phir bolein, “Kia dekhna chahta hai ?”
Mammi ki baat ne jaise mere poore badan me 10000 watt ka current daura diya ho aaur mera sukra hoowa kund kisi spring ki tarrah oochal kar tantanane laga aaur mere aaur Najma ke moohn se be-ekhteyaar nikla, “Ki…..ki….kia.”
Ham tinoo batein kar rahe the ke Najma ko jaise kuch yaad aa gaya ho wooh ek dum mujh se boli, “Shahab tum ko Zahid ki baat yaad hai wooh kah raha tha ke oon chaaroon ke liye kam se kam do ladki to ho, aaur tumhein shaadi ka mashwara diyaa tha, kia kehte ho shaadi karo ge aaur agar shaadi karo ge to kia apni biwi ko oonse choodwao ge ?”
Najma ki baat soon kar main muskurate hoowe Mammi ko pakar kar khaicha aaur oonhein apne gaud me baitha kar piyaar karta hoowa boola, “Main to apni jaan-e-man ko apni biwi bana hi liyaa hai ab biwi ke hote hoowe doosri biwi kiun laaoon ga, ab rahi baat biwi ko choodwane ki to apni piyaari biwi ko choodwa to raha hoon.”
Meri baat soon kar Mammi mujh se lapat gaein aaur mere chehre ko choomte hoowe kehne lagein, “Mere Jaano main bhi to tum ko apna shauhar maan chooki hoon, ab ham dono Mian Biwi to hain magar aise Mian Biwi hain ke iss baat ko zindagi bhar kisi ko nahi bata sakte hain. Ab dunyaa ko dekhane ke liye tum ko shaadi kar ke ek biwi to lana hi hoga magar itni jaldi nahi kiunke tumhare Pappa ittni jaldi tumko shaadi karne nahi dein ge.”
“Mammi theek kehti hain ke tumko shaadi to karna hi pare ga, khair choro iss baat ko abhi bahut waqat para hai jab shaadi ho gi oos waqat dekha jaye ga.” Najma boli.
Ham thori der choop rahe, choodai khatam ho jaane ke bawajood ham tinoo sharab pine ki wajah se poori tarah masti me doobe hoowe ek doosre ke saath cher chaar kar rahe the, ek doosre se lapaat lapaat kar ek dosre ko piyaar karte hoowe nangi nangi gaaliaan dete hoowe choodai ki baatein karte jaa rahe the.
Najma lahak laha kar masti me kehne lagi, “Mere piyare Bhaiya, too to meri jaan hai, too pakka bahen chood aaur madharchood hai, too ne hamein chooda to chooda phir paise ke liye hamara bharwa banke hamein randi bana diya.”
“Main to bahut khoosh hoon ke mere jaanoo ne jo kuch kia bahut achaa kia ab kam se kam naye naye lund se choodai ka maza to mil raha hai.” Mammi mujhe choomte hoowe bolein.
Ham tinoo masti me doobe issi qisim ki baatein kar-rahe the ke achanaak mere dimaagh me aaya ke kiun na ab inhein Aasma ke baare me bataa doon ke ooske bare me main kia sooch raha hoon, waise bhi main ne sooch hi rakha tha ke yeh baat inhein zaroor bataaoon ga, oonhein batane ka faisla karte hi ek dum bola, “Najma ko to chood liyaa hai ab Aasma ko bhi choodna hai.”
Nashe me hone ke bawajood mere baat ne jaise oonke dimaagh me bomb ka dhammaka kar diya ho, oon dono ka moohn meri baat ko soon kar khule ka khula rah gaya aaur Mammi baukhlaai hoowi aawaaz me halkati hoowi kehne lagein, “Te..te..tera di…di..dimaagh to theek hai, are wooh abhi bachi hai aaur too ek bachi ko choodne ka sooch raha hai.”
“Harami too ne ek maasoom bachi ko choodne ke baare soocha bhi kaise, are abi to wooh iss qabil bhi nahi hai ke apni choot me oongli bhi le sake aaur too apna gadhe jaisa lund ooski choot me ghoosa kar oose choodna chahta hai,” Najma mere baazoo ko pakar kar jhinjhorte hoowe boli.
Main Najma se apna baazoo choora kar dono se kehne laga, “Are are meri baat to poori soon lo, maine yeh kaha hai ke oose choodna chahta hoon, yeh to nahi kaha hai ke oose abhi choodoon ga, itna to main bhi jaantaa hoon ke wooh abhi bahut chooti hai aaur abi choodwane ke qabil nahi hai. Haan yeh zaroor hai ke ab wooh jawaan honi shoroo ho gai hai jis ki nishaani ooski chaatiaan hain jo ab oobharni shooro ho gai hai, ooski issi oobharti hoowi chaatioon ko dekh kar hi to mere dimaagh me oose choodne ka kheyaal aaya aaur maine sooch liya ke 4/5 saal baad jab wooh poori tarah jawan ho kar choodwane ke qabil ho jaye gi to oos waqat oose chodoon ga, kiun ab samajhme aaya, tum donoo na be-ghair meri poori baat ko soone billi (cat) ki tarah oochalna shooroo kardiya tha.”
Meri baat soon kar dono ne sookoon ka gehra saans liya aaur Mammi mere gaal par chootki lete hoowe muskura kar bolein, “Bara laalchi hai, are abhi ooske jawaan hone me 4/5 saal baaqi hain aaur abi se tere moohn me oose choodne ke kheyaal se paani aana shooroo ho gaya. Are pehle oose jawaan to hone de, jab wooh jawaan ho jaye to oose razi karke be-shak chood lena main oos waqat bilkul mana nahi karoon gi magar oose pata kar razi karna tera apna kaam ho ga.”
Haar baat saaf hojane ke baad Najma bhi muskurate hoowe meri aaur Mammi ki baat soon rahi thi, Mammi ki baat ko soon kar wooh mere kaan ko pakar kar masalte hoowe kehne lagi, “Mammi yeh bahut bara harami hai, khud dekh lo jab yeh mujh jaisi sharmili, maasoom aaur bholibhaali ladki ko kitni aasaani se pata kar doosroon se choodwa sakta hai aaur khud chood sakta hai aaur to aaur tumko yani apni Maa ko bhi pata kar Maa se biwi bana sakta hai to yeh Aasma kia chez hai, khud dekh lena ke yeh kitni aasaani se oosse bhi pata kar chood lega.”
“Tum jitna isse aasaan samajh rahi ho yeh itna aasaan nahi ho ga,” Yeh kahkar main ek lamhe ke liye choop hoowa phir Najma se bola, “Tum apni baat bhool gai ke tum ko raazi karne me mahino lag gaye the aaur wooh bhi bari mushkil se tum ko raazi kia tha jabke ham donoo ham oomar bhi the aaur dostoon ki tarah ek doosre se be-takkalluf bhi the ooske bawajood tumne naako chane chabwaa diye the jabke Aasma ka maamla bilkul alag hai oose poori tarah jawan hone ke baad razi karna bahut mushkil hoga aaur hosakta hai oose patate patate saaloon lag jayein.”
Meri baat soon kar Najma sooch me par gaai phir ek gehra saans le kar boli, “Kehte to tum theek ho ke wooh aasaani se haath nahi lage gi, khair abhi ooske jawaan hone me bahut waqat baqi hai, jab waqat aaye ga to ham sab mil kar koi raastaa nikalein ge issliye abhi oose bhool kar ham doosri choodai ki tayyari karein.”
“Najma theek kah rahi hai abi Aasma ko bhol jaaoo aaur dekho bottle me ab thori si sharab baqi hai issliye mere kheyaal me ise ham pehle khatam kar dein phir doosri choodai karke so jate hain taake kal raat jab wooh chaaroon aayein to ham taza dum ho kar dil hol kar choodai ka maza le sakein.” Mammi mere sukre hoowe lund ko haath me le kar sehlati hoowi bolein.
Main apne sukre hoowe lund ko dekhta hoowa bola. “Are abhi thori der pehle to choodai khatam ki hai ab doosri choodai ke liye tayyar hone me thora waqat to lage ga hi.” Yeh keh kar main bottle ko oothaya aaur oosme bache hoowe sharab ko tinoon glass me barabar barabar dala aaur oosme pani milakar donoo ko oonka glass de kar apne glass se chooski leta hoowa donoo ko dekhte hoowe bola. “Sharab khatam hone taak mera lund poori tarah tayyar ho jaaye ga, iss beech pite hoowe main tum ko Aasma ke liye apna soocha hoowa plan batata hoon.”
Najma jo doosri baar choodwane ke liye be-chain ho rahi thi aaur jab oosne dekha ke main bajaye isske ke kisi ko pakarta oose choomta aaur choodai shooroo karta main Aasma ki baat shooro kar di hai to wooh jhinjhla kar boli. “Too waqai pakka bahen chood hai, choodne wali choot jo tere samne hai oose bhool kar too apni oos bahen ke choot ko choodne ke kheyaaloon me doba hoowa hai jo abhi choodwane ke qabil bhi nahi hai, ab Aasma ko bhool kar ham dono ki taraf tawaajja de samjha.”
Mammi Najma ki jhinjhlahat ko dekh kar fauran Najma ke gaal ko sehlati hoowi boolein, “Are are meri gudia Rani, kiun jhinjhla rahi hai, tujhe to iss ki aadat maaloom hi hai ke jabtak yeh apni baat kah kar apna pet halka nahi kar lega isse chain nahi mile ga issliye pehle iss ki baat son lete hain,” phir wooh mujh se bolein, “Acha ab bol ke abhi se Aasma ke liye tere dimaagh me kia khichri pak rahi hai.”
Main sharab ke halke halke ghoont leta hoowa dono ko sab kuch tafseel se batane laga ke maine kia plan banaya hai aaur jis ki shoowat khelte hoowe ooski chaati par haath rakh kar oose oothane se kar diya hai, oonhein batane laga ke mera plan yeh hai ke main chhodai ki tasviroon aaur kahanioon wali kitabein aisi jagah rakh diya karoon ga ke ooske haath lag jaaye taake wooh oose dekhe aaur parhe, choonke wooh ab jawaan ho rahi hai issliye be-ghair kisi ke kuch bataye natur khud bakhud oose sab kuch samjha de gi, aaur jab ooski samajh me aane lage ga to ooske ander jazbaat ki aag bharakne lage gi, iss darmiyaan bahane bahane se ooske jism ke khaas khaas hisse ko haath laga ta rahoon ga, phir jab wooh 15/16 saal ki ho jaye gi to main Najma ko iss tarah chodoon ga ke wooh ham dono ki choodai ko choop kar dekhe, jab wooh dekhe gi ke main apni bahen Najma ko choodta hoon aaur Najma bhi khooshi khooshi poori masti me mujh se choodwa kar maze leti hai to naturaly ooske dimaagh me mujh se choodwa kar maze lene ka kheyaal paida hone lage ga, bas phir mere haath barhane ki der hogi aaur wooh pake hoowe phal ki tarah mere baahoon me aa kar mujh se choodwa le gi. Main yeh sab keh kar choop ho gaya aaur dono ko dekhne laga, wooh dono iss tarah hairat se aankkhein phaare aaur moohn khoole mere baat soo rahi thein jaise oonhein yaqeen nahi aaraha ho ke main aisa gehra plan bhi bana sakta hoon. Main oonki hairat me doobi khamoshi ko dekh kar dono ke baazo ko hila ta hoowa bola. “Kiun kaisa hai mera plan ?”
Najma ek gehra saans le kar boli, “Ooofff main sooch bhi nahi sakti thi ke mera bhoola bhala bhiya itna chalaak bhi ho sakta hai aaur aisa plan bhi sooch sakta hai, are tera plan to aisa hai ke be-ghai koshish kiye hi Aasma khud tum se bole gi ke “Bhaiya aaoo aaur Baji ki tarah mujhe bhi chodo.”
Mammi meri kamar me haath dal kar mujhe khud se lapta kar piyar karti hoowi boolein, “Tere dimaagh to kisi rocket se bhi tez chalta hai, too be-shak apna plan abhi se shooroo karke ooske dimaagh ko badalna shooroo kar de, aaur ek tarkeeb teri baat son kar mere dimaagh me bhi aaya hai wooh yeh ke hafte me ek do baar too kisi tarah aise waqat par sham chaar baje ghar aa jaya kar jab Kabeer cricket khelne gaya hoowa ho. Oos waqat jab too aaye ga to ghar par sirif main aaur Aasma hi hoonge. Too aa kar apne badan haath me dard ka bool phir main Aasma ko boloon gi ke wooh tere kamre me jaa kar tere haath pair daba de. Jab wooh aaye to oos-se khas taur pe too bilkul chit let kar apne pair aaur raan ko dabwana. Jab ooka haath tere raan par lage ga to yaqini taur pe tera lund shalwaar me phoodakna shooroo kar de ga jisse wooh dekhe gi, shooroo shooroo me wooh shayed tere paas se ooth kar bhaag jaye, magar kab taak kiunke main oose tere paas zabardasti bhejti raha karoon gi.” Mammi yeh kah kar meri taraf muskura kar dekhein aaur phir bolein, “Kiun mere Jaanoo meri baat samajh raha hai ya nahi.”
Mammi ki baat soon kar main khushi se Mammi ko lapta kar piyaar karta hoowa bola, “Meri Jaan kia zabardast aaur power full idea tum ne socha hai.”
“Kia dimaagh sirif tere paas hi hai are ham bhi dimaagh rakhte hai,” yeh kah kar wooh choop ho kar meri taraf dekhne lagein oos waqat oonke hoontoon par ek ajeeb si muskurahat paili hoowi thi aaur halki aawaz`me bolein, “Too ne ooski chaati par to apna haath rakh diya hai magar kia too ne kabhi oosko ya ooske sine ko nanga dekha hai ?”
Mammi ke sawaal ko soon kar maine oonko hairat se dekhte hoowe bola, “Na..nahi abhi itne bare ho jaane ke baad to nahi haan jab wooh bahu chooti thi aaur sab ke saamne nangi ho jaati thi oos waqat dekha tha.”
Mera jawaab soon kar wooh bahut maani khaiz andaaz me muskurate hoowe kehne lagein, “To too ne ooski nai nai oobharte hoowe sine ko nanga nahi dekha hai,” Ek lamhe choop ho kar phir bolein, “Kia dekhna chahta hai ?”
Mammi ki baat ne jaise mere poore badan me 10000 watt ka current daura diya ho aaur mera sukra hoowa kund kisi spring ki tarrah oochal kar tantanane laga aaur mere aaur Najma ke moohn se be-ekhteyaar nikla, “Ki…..ki….kia.”
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