15-12-2019, 05:37 PM
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Thori der baad sab ek ek karke washroom se farigh ho jaane ke baad aaram se baith kar dobaraa pine ka silsila shooroo kar diya. Choonke thori der pehle hone waali zabardast choodai ko dekh kar mere jazbaat apni inteha ko pahuncha hoowa tha issliye jaisehi Najma aaur Mammi bathroom se wapaas aaein main fauran Najma ko chood kar apne jazbaat ko thanda kar liya tha, aaur ab main bhi sab ki tarah nange hi oon sab ke saamne sofe par baitha hoowa pi raha tha. Iss baar Mammi Shahji aaur Shareef ke beech thein aaur Rasheed aaur Zahid ne Najma ko apne saath baithaya hoowa tha. Sab se choodwaane ke baad ab Mammi ki jhijhaak aaur sharam khatam ho chooki thi issiye wooh ab bari bebaaki ke saath pite hoowe dono ke latke hoowe lund ko sehlaati bhi jaa rahi thein.
Main pite hoowe sab ko dekhta hoowa bola, “Tum sab kal raat ko bhi aanaa chahoo to aa sakte ho kiunke aaj kal mere dono chote bhai behan bhi nahi hain aaur Najma bhi ek do din yahein rahe gi.”
“Koi aaye yaa na aaye main to zaroor aaoon ga halaan ke roz 100 rupai choodne ke liye kharch karna hamari aauqat se bahut ziyada hai.” Zahid sab se pehle bool para.
Zahid ke choop hote hi Shareef kehne laga, “Abe saale too sirif akela kiun aae ga ham sab aaein ge.” Itna keh kaar ek lamhe ke liye choop hoowa phir Mammi ki chaati ko sehlataa hoowa bola, “Aisa husn bahut hi qismat waaloon ko chodne ke liye milta hai, ab isse chodne ke liye gand marwaa kar bhi paisa laana para to ham laayein ge. Itna keh kar Shareef ne Rasheed ki taraf dekha aaur oos-se poocha, “Too kia kehtaa hai.”
“Ham sab alaag alaag nahi hain issliye ham jo bhi karein ge saath hi karein ge. Ab agar Najma bhi do chaar din ke liye yahaan hai to mere kheyaal me jab taak Najma yahaan hai ham roz hi aa jayaa karein kiun ke chaar mardoon ke liye ek ladki kam parti hai, kiun sab kia kehte ho ?” Rasheed yeh keh kar sab ko dekhne laga.
Shahji Rasheed ki baat soonte hi fauran bol para, “Rasheed bilul theek kehta hai ke chaar mardoon ke liye kam se kam do ladki to ho, ab rahi baat paise ki to oodhar bhi chal jaye ga kiun ke yeh dono koi kothe par baithi hoowi pehawar randiaan nahi hain jo paise liye be-ghair haath bhi lagane na dein yeh ham chaaroon ki privet randi hain issliye inhein hamare liye itna to karna hi parega,” itna keh kar Shahji meri taraf dekha aaur mujh se bola, “Kiun mere Raja too bol too kia kehta hai.”
Main sharab ka ek lamba ghoont le kar bola, “Paisa pehle mile yaa baad me magar mil jana chahiye.”
“Bharwe shooroo se aaj taak ham sab ne jab bhi teri gand maari hai aaur Najma ko chooda hai kia kabhi ek paisa bhi rakha hai jo too aisi baat kar raha hai, bahen chod fikar mat kar tujhe har choodai ke poore paise aage piche sahi magar zaroon dein ge samjha.” Shareef bola.
Zahid jo sab kuch soon raha tha mujh se kehne laga, “Najma to do chaar din ke baad chali jaye gi ooske baad sirif teri Maa hi ham chaaroon se choodwane ke liye akele rah jaye gi, waise Rasheed ki baat bilkul theek hai ke ham chaaroon ke liye kam se kam do ladkiyaan to hoon……………”
Zahid ki baat poori hone se pehle Shahji meri taraf eshara kar ke bol para, “Iss sale ne kia koi ladkioon ka darakht laga raha hai ke wahan se ek ladki haam logoon ke liye toor kar le aaye issliye iss baat ko choro ab jo hai wooh hai, Najma ke jaane ke baad iss sale ko Najma bana kar iss ki gand bhi marein ge aaur iss ki Maa ko bhi chodein ge.”
“Shahji mere dimaagh me jo baat thi wooh to tumne soona hi nahi aaur beech me bol pare, main yeh kah raha tha ke agar yeh salaa kisi khubsoorat ladki se shaadi kar le to hamein choodne ke liye isski biwi aaur iss ki Maa dono mil jaaein gi.” Zahid sab ki taraf dekhta hoowa muskura kar bola.
Zahid ki baat soon kar sab oochal pare aaur Shahji Mammi ko dekhta hoowa bola. “Kiun meri Rani kaisa hai yeh idea aaur kia kehti ho tum.”
“Mujh se kia poochte ho issi se pooch lo agar yeh razi hai to isskeliye ladki dekhna shoro kar doon gi.” Mammi meri taraf dekhte hoowe bolein.
Mammi ki baat soon kar Najma bol pari, “Are tum log yahan hamein choodne ke liye aaye ho aaur ek choodai ke baad hi bilkul thande ho kar aisi baatoon me lag gaye, ab iss ki shaadi jab hogi tab dekha jaye ga issliye ab choodai ka dosra round to shooroo karo.”
Najma ki baat soonte hi Shareef Najma se bola. “Saali teri choot me to har waqat aag lagi rahti hai, tujhe shaadi karne ke bajaaye kisi kothe par jaa kar baith jana chahiye tha jahan din raat choodwati rehti.
Yahi sab baatein karte hoowe choodai ka dosra round shooroo hoowa. Iss waqat taak sharab ka nasha sab par chahar chooka tha, khas kar Mammi to poori tarah nashe me madhoosh ho kar ab be-ghair kisi takleef ke choot aaur gand dono taraf se khoob maze le le kar choodwa rahi thein. Dosre round ke baad sab ne ek ghantaa aaram kia phir choodai ka tesraa aaur aakhri round ko shooro kia aaur jab yeh aakhri round khatam hoowa to sobaah ke 51/2 baj gayee the aaur bahar har taraf oojala ho jane ki wajah se sab ek saath nikalne ke bajaye ek ek kar ke 5/10 minute ke gap ke saath dekh bhaal kar nikal kar chale gaye. oonke jaane ke baad ham tinoo issi tarah nange hi kab sooe hame pata hi nahi chala. Meri aankh 10 baje kholi to dekha Mammi aaur Najma gehri neend me so rahe the. Main ooth kar pehle to thande paani se shower le kar fresh ho gaya phir dookan jane ke liye tayyar ho kar Najma ko oothaya taake mere nikalne ke baad wooh darwaaza band kar le.
Najma do raatein aaur hamare ghar rahi aaur dono ratein Shahji aaur tinoo ne raat hamare ghar hi guzaraa. In teen raatoon ki choodai ne Mammi ko bahut badal diyaa tha aaur wooh bhi Najma ki tarah nangi aaur bazari zaban me baat karne lagi thein.
Kabeer aaur Aasma ab bache nahi rahe the, dono hi bahut samaajhdaar the. Yeh 1980 yaa 1981 ki baat hai oss waqat Kabeer 12/13 saal ka aaur Aasma 10/11 saal ki ho chooki thi. Choonke wooh ab bare ho gayee the iss liye oonhein alag alag room de diyaa gaya tha. Najma ka kamra Aasma ko aaur Bhai jaan ka kamra Kabeer ko mil gayaa tha. Aasma rang roop aaur khubsoorti me Najma se bhi do haath aage nikal rahi thi, abi se hi wooh 5 feet lambi ho gai thi, oose dekh kar abhi se hi yeh andaaza lag raha tha ke 4/5 saal me ooska husn aaur shabab ek qiyaamat ban jaaye ga jise dekh kar mardoon ke dil sine se bahar nikal kar dharakne lagein ge. Ooski chaatioon ne abhi se hi oobharna shooroo kar diya tha jis ki waajah se college ya bahar jaate hoowe woh dupatta bhi oorhne lagi thi. Ooski be-panah khobsoorti aaur oobharti hoowi jawani ko dekh kar mera lund tantana jaata tha aaur dil hi dil me yeh pakka eraada kar liya tha ke wooh jaise hi choodwane ki oomar ko pahunche gi main oosse chood kar ooski kanwaari jawaani ka maza zaroor loon ga. Aasma ke liye mere dil me kia tha iiske baare me maine kabhi Mammi ya Najma ko nahi batayaa tha. Akele me jab yeh soochta ke Aasma jab choodwaane ke qabil ho jaaye gi to main oosse choodwane ke liye kaise raazi karoon ga, kiunke Najma ka tajurba mere saamne tha ke oose razi karne ke liye mahinoon lag gaye the jabke ham dono ek hi oomar ke the aaur ek dosre se dostoon ki tarah bahut be-takkalluf bhi the ooske bawajood bari himmat aaur mehnat ke baad oose razi kia tha. Mujhe apne baare me yeh kehte hoowe bilkul sharam nahi aati hai ke main bahut bara kamina, bahenchood, madharchoor, gandu aaur bharwa insaan hoon kiunke apni Maa behan ko khud chood kar jo maza mujhe milta hai oos-se kahein ziyaada maza oonhein dosre mardoon se oonki choodai ko dekh kar aata hai. Main ander se ek shaitaan to hoon hi saath saath aise maamle me mera dimaagh bahut tez aaur shaitaani hai issliye kisi bhi ladkioon ko phansaane ka mera har plan fool proof hota hai yahi wajah hai ke main aaj taak nakaam nahi hoowa. Bahut sooch bichaar ke baad maine Aasma ke liye long term ka plan banaya. Mera plan yeh tha ke main abhi se kabhi hansi mazaaq me to kabhi khelte hoowe ooski nai nai oobharti hoowi chaatioon par haath rakh doon to kabhi ooski chootaroon ko pakar loon, abhi khelte hoowe oose gira kar oos par chahar jaoon etc. etc. yeh sab karne ke saath saath kabhi kabhi choodai ki kahani aaur taswiroon wali kitaabein jaan boojh kar aisi jagah rakh doon jo ooske haath lag jaaye aaur oosse dekhe aaur kahanioon ko parh kar choodai ka matlab maaloom hona shooroo ho jaaye. Maine yeh bhi sooch liyaa tha ke kabhi jab main Najma ko chodoon to oosse choop kar mere aaur Najma ki choodai ko dekhne ka moqa doon taake jab wooh yeh dekhe ke ham dono bhai behan choodai ka maza le rahe hain to ooska dimaagh mujh se choodwane par 90% to raazi ho hi jaye ga phir 90% ko 100% banane ke liye mujhe mehnat nahi karni pare gi.yeh tha Aasma ke liye mera plan aaur pichle ek mahine se main apne plan par kaam karna shooroo bhi kar diya tha. Iss ek mahine me 2/3 baar khelte hoowe oose iss tarah piche se ootha liya tha ke mere dono haath ke panje ooski donoo chaatioon par jame hoowe the. Ho sakta hai ke wooh kuch nahi samaajh ti ho magar aise haalaat me nature khudbakhud samjha deti hai, yahi ooske saath bhi hoowa, kiunke jab maine apne haath ke panje ooski donoo chaatioon par rakh kar dabata hoowa oosse god me oothaya to wooh machalne lagi aaur jab maine oose chora to ooske chehre par sharam ki laali dekhi aaur oosne mujhe ek ajeeb nazroon se dekha aaur bhaag kar fauran apne kamre me chali gaii. Ab main sooch raha tha ke Mammi aaur Najma ko apne iss kheyaalaat ke bare me bataa doon taake wooh dono bhi meri madad kar sakein.
Choonke wooh ab bare aaur samajhdaar ho gaye the aaur abhi wooh waqat nahi aayaa tha ke oonhein sab baatoon ke bare me maaloom ho sake jis ki wajah se Shahji aaur ooske doostoon ko ghar par nahi bolaate the. Jab wooh dono college chale jaate aur main dookan chala jata to Mammi ek do din choor kar khud Shahji ke yahan choodwane chali jatein, jahaan kabhi kabhi wooh tinoo bhi hote, wooh tinoo jab bhi Mammi ko choodte bari imaandari se paise Mammi ko dete aaur Mammi mujhe dedetein.
America se har dosre tisre din Pappa phone karke sab report zaroor lete. Roz raat Aasma aaur Kabeer ke sojaane ke baad Mammi oonke kamre se nikal kar ehtiyaat ke taur par oonke kamre ko bahar se kundi laga kar lock kar detein taake kisi wajah se agar oon me se koi ooth jaye to bahar nikal kar kuch dekh na sake, waise bhi wooh dono so jaane ke baad sobah hi oothte the, phir TV lounge me aajaatein jahan main oonka intezar kar raha hota thaa phir ham donoo khul kar choodai ka maza lete. Maine ab dosstoon ke saath baithak baazi ko bilkul khatam kar diyaa tha aaur joowa khelna bhi choor diyaa tha kiunke joowe ke maamle me meri qismat bilkul gandu thi aaur main kabhi nahi jeet-ta tha.
Pappa ko gaye hoowe do mahine ghuzar gayee the aaur yeh do mahina kaise guzra hamein pata hi nahi laga aaur ooska ehsaas oos waqat hoowa jab Pappa ne phone par batayaa ke wooh agle hafte Karachi wapas aa rahe hain. Pappa ke aane se teen din pehle Najma aa gai kiunke ooska Mia Kamal do mahine ke liye Dubai jaa raha tha. Kamal ke Karachi me na hone ki wajah se ose do chaar din ke liye hamare ghar aa kar rehne ka moqa mila tha. Nama rehne ke liye aaye aaur Shahji aaur ooske dostoon ke saath choodai ka programe naa bane yeh kaise mumkin tha. Najma choonke shaam ko aai thi aaur wooh bhi be-ghair bataaye hoowe issliye oos raat Shahji aaur ooske dostoon ko boolana mumkin nahi tha kiunke Kabeer aaur Aasma ghar par the aaur ab itna waqat nahi tha ke dono ko Nani jan ke ghar bheja jaa sakta tha ab dosre din hi donoo ko ek do din ke liye Nanijan ke ghar bhej kar programe ban sakta tha. Ghar par sharab ki bottle zaroor rehti thi. Pappa ke jaane ke baad main aaur Mammi roz sharab pi kar choodai karte the.
Aaj jab main dookan se wapas aaya to Najma ko dekh kar mujhe bahut hairat bhi hoowi aaur khooshi bhi ke aaj dono ke saath khoob zordaar chooai ka maza le sakoon ga. Maine sab se pehla kaam yeh kia ke nazdiki medical store se Kabeer aaur Aasma ke liye sleeping peels le kar aagaya, main chahtaa tha ke dono ko gehri neend sola doon taake ham tinoo sharab pi kar oon dono ki taraf se be-fikar ho kar maze kar sakein. sone se pehle wooh dono doodh ka glass zaroor pite the, issliye maine oonke doodh me do do tablet mila kar oonhein pila diya. Doodh pine ke ek ghante ke ander ander dono gehri neend me so gaye. onke so jaane ke baad maine sharab ki bottle nikali aaur Mammi aaur Najma ke saath TV lounge me baith gayaa aaur teen glass wisky ka bana ka dono ko deta hoowa Najma se poochaa, “Tum achaanak kaise aa gaai.”
Najma wisky ka ek lambaa ghoont le kar boli, “Kamal aaj do mahine ke liye Dubai chala gaya hai issiliye do teen din ke liye yahaan aa gai hoon, aaur Pappa bhi teen din baad aane wale hain issliye oonke aane se pekle pehle koi zabardas action waalaa programe banalo.”
“Agar tum ek do din pehle apne aane ke baare me bataa deti to aaj sobah hi dookan jaate hoowe Aasma aaur Kabeer ko Nanijan ke ghar chor deta aaur aaj raat hi oon chaaroon ko bolwaa leta, khair aaj raat sirif mere lund par guzaraa kar lo.” Main ooske kamar me haath dal kar oose piyaar karta hoowa bola. Ham tinoon sofe par baithe hoowe the mere ek taraf Mammi thein to doose taraf Najma thi.
Najma Mammi se poochne lagi, “Mammi Kabeer aaur Aasma ki wajah se to aap dono choodai kaise karte hain.”
Najma ke poochne par Mammi ne pehle to apne glass ko ek saans me pora khatam kia phir glass ko table par rakhte hoowe bolein. “Tujhe to dono ki neend ka pata hi hai ke wooh doonoo ke doonoo neend ke kitne pakke hain bas ek baar so jayein to phir oonke kaan ke paas dhool bhi bajaaoo to bhi nahi oothte, issliye Donoo jab gehri neend so jaate hain to main oonke kamre ko baher se band kar deti hoon phir yahein lounge me hi pite hoowe choodai ka maza lete hain.”
Main pite hoowe sab ko dekhta hoowa bola, “Tum sab kal raat ko bhi aanaa chahoo to aa sakte ho kiunke aaj kal mere dono chote bhai behan bhi nahi hain aaur Najma bhi ek do din yahein rahe gi.”
“Koi aaye yaa na aaye main to zaroor aaoon ga halaan ke roz 100 rupai choodne ke liye kharch karna hamari aauqat se bahut ziyada hai.” Zahid sab se pehle bool para.
Zahid ke choop hote hi Shareef kehne laga, “Abe saale too sirif akela kiun aae ga ham sab aaein ge.” Itna keh kaar ek lamhe ke liye choop hoowa phir Mammi ki chaati ko sehlataa hoowa bola, “Aisa husn bahut hi qismat waaloon ko chodne ke liye milta hai, ab isse chodne ke liye gand marwaa kar bhi paisa laana para to ham laayein ge. Itna keh kar Shareef ne Rasheed ki taraf dekha aaur oos-se poocha, “Too kia kehtaa hai.”
“Ham sab alaag alaag nahi hain issliye ham jo bhi karein ge saath hi karein ge. Ab agar Najma bhi do chaar din ke liye yahaan hai to mere kheyaal me jab taak Najma yahaan hai ham roz hi aa jayaa karein kiun ke chaar mardoon ke liye ek ladki kam parti hai, kiun sab kia kehte ho ?” Rasheed yeh keh kar sab ko dekhne laga.
Shahji Rasheed ki baat soonte hi fauran bol para, “Rasheed bilul theek kehta hai ke chaar mardoon ke liye kam se kam do ladki to ho, ab rahi baat paise ki to oodhar bhi chal jaye ga kiun ke yeh dono koi kothe par baithi hoowi pehawar randiaan nahi hain jo paise liye be-ghair haath bhi lagane na dein yeh ham chaaroon ki privet randi hain issliye inhein hamare liye itna to karna hi parega,” itna keh kar Shahji meri taraf dekha aaur mujh se bola, “Kiun mere Raja too bol too kia kehta hai.”
Main sharab ka ek lamba ghoont le kar bola, “Paisa pehle mile yaa baad me magar mil jana chahiye.”
“Bharwe shooroo se aaj taak ham sab ne jab bhi teri gand maari hai aaur Najma ko chooda hai kia kabhi ek paisa bhi rakha hai jo too aisi baat kar raha hai, bahen chod fikar mat kar tujhe har choodai ke poore paise aage piche sahi magar zaroon dein ge samjha.” Shareef bola.
Zahid jo sab kuch soon raha tha mujh se kehne laga, “Najma to do chaar din ke baad chali jaye gi ooske baad sirif teri Maa hi ham chaaroon se choodwane ke liye akele rah jaye gi, waise Rasheed ki baat bilkul theek hai ke ham chaaroon ke liye kam se kam do ladkiyaan to hoon……………”
Zahid ki baat poori hone se pehle Shahji meri taraf eshara kar ke bol para, “Iss sale ne kia koi ladkioon ka darakht laga raha hai ke wahan se ek ladki haam logoon ke liye toor kar le aaye issliye iss baat ko choro ab jo hai wooh hai, Najma ke jaane ke baad iss sale ko Najma bana kar iss ki gand bhi marein ge aaur iss ki Maa ko bhi chodein ge.”
“Shahji mere dimaagh me jo baat thi wooh to tumne soona hi nahi aaur beech me bol pare, main yeh kah raha tha ke agar yeh salaa kisi khubsoorat ladki se shaadi kar le to hamein choodne ke liye isski biwi aaur iss ki Maa dono mil jaaein gi.” Zahid sab ki taraf dekhta hoowa muskura kar bola.
Zahid ki baat soon kar sab oochal pare aaur Shahji Mammi ko dekhta hoowa bola. “Kiun meri Rani kaisa hai yeh idea aaur kia kehti ho tum.”
“Mujh se kia poochte ho issi se pooch lo agar yeh razi hai to isskeliye ladki dekhna shoro kar doon gi.” Mammi meri taraf dekhte hoowe bolein.
Mammi ki baat soon kar Najma bol pari, “Are tum log yahan hamein choodne ke liye aaye ho aaur ek choodai ke baad hi bilkul thande ho kar aisi baatoon me lag gaye, ab iss ki shaadi jab hogi tab dekha jaye ga issliye ab choodai ka dosra round to shooroo karo.”
Najma ki baat soonte hi Shareef Najma se bola. “Saali teri choot me to har waqat aag lagi rahti hai, tujhe shaadi karne ke bajaaye kisi kothe par jaa kar baith jana chahiye tha jahan din raat choodwati rehti.
Yahi sab baatein karte hoowe choodai ka dosra round shooroo hoowa. Iss waqat taak sharab ka nasha sab par chahar chooka tha, khas kar Mammi to poori tarah nashe me madhoosh ho kar ab be-ghair kisi takleef ke choot aaur gand dono taraf se khoob maze le le kar choodwa rahi thein. Dosre round ke baad sab ne ek ghantaa aaram kia phir choodai ka tesraa aaur aakhri round ko shooro kia aaur jab yeh aakhri round khatam hoowa to sobaah ke 51/2 baj gayee the aaur bahar har taraf oojala ho jane ki wajah se sab ek saath nikalne ke bajaye ek ek kar ke 5/10 minute ke gap ke saath dekh bhaal kar nikal kar chale gaye. oonke jaane ke baad ham tinoo issi tarah nange hi kab sooe hame pata hi nahi chala. Meri aankh 10 baje kholi to dekha Mammi aaur Najma gehri neend me so rahe the. Main ooth kar pehle to thande paani se shower le kar fresh ho gaya phir dookan jane ke liye tayyar ho kar Najma ko oothaya taake mere nikalne ke baad wooh darwaaza band kar le.
Najma do raatein aaur hamare ghar rahi aaur dono ratein Shahji aaur tinoo ne raat hamare ghar hi guzaraa. In teen raatoon ki choodai ne Mammi ko bahut badal diyaa tha aaur wooh bhi Najma ki tarah nangi aaur bazari zaban me baat karne lagi thein.
Kabeer aaur Aasma ab bache nahi rahe the, dono hi bahut samaajhdaar the. Yeh 1980 yaa 1981 ki baat hai oss waqat Kabeer 12/13 saal ka aaur Aasma 10/11 saal ki ho chooki thi. Choonke wooh ab bare ho gayee the iss liye oonhein alag alag room de diyaa gaya tha. Najma ka kamra Aasma ko aaur Bhai jaan ka kamra Kabeer ko mil gayaa tha. Aasma rang roop aaur khubsoorti me Najma se bhi do haath aage nikal rahi thi, abi se hi wooh 5 feet lambi ho gai thi, oose dekh kar abhi se hi yeh andaaza lag raha tha ke 4/5 saal me ooska husn aaur shabab ek qiyaamat ban jaaye ga jise dekh kar mardoon ke dil sine se bahar nikal kar dharakne lagein ge. Ooski chaatioon ne abhi se hi oobharna shooroo kar diya tha jis ki waajah se college ya bahar jaate hoowe woh dupatta bhi oorhne lagi thi. Ooski be-panah khobsoorti aaur oobharti hoowi jawani ko dekh kar mera lund tantana jaata tha aaur dil hi dil me yeh pakka eraada kar liya tha ke wooh jaise hi choodwane ki oomar ko pahunche gi main oosse chood kar ooski kanwaari jawaani ka maza zaroor loon ga. Aasma ke liye mere dil me kia tha iiske baare me maine kabhi Mammi ya Najma ko nahi batayaa tha. Akele me jab yeh soochta ke Aasma jab choodwaane ke qabil ho jaaye gi to main oosse choodwane ke liye kaise raazi karoon ga, kiunke Najma ka tajurba mere saamne tha ke oose razi karne ke liye mahinoon lag gaye the jabke ham dono ek hi oomar ke the aaur ek dosre se dostoon ki tarah bahut be-takkalluf bhi the ooske bawajood bari himmat aaur mehnat ke baad oose razi kia tha. Mujhe apne baare me yeh kehte hoowe bilkul sharam nahi aati hai ke main bahut bara kamina, bahenchood, madharchoor, gandu aaur bharwa insaan hoon kiunke apni Maa behan ko khud chood kar jo maza mujhe milta hai oos-se kahein ziyaada maza oonhein dosre mardoon se oonki choodai ko dekh kar aata hai. Main ander se ek shaitaan to hoon hi saath saath aise maamle me mera dimaagh bahut tez aaur shaitaani hai issliye kisi bhi ladkioon ko phansaane ka mera har plan fool proof hota hai yahi wajah hai ke main aaj taak nakaam nahi hoowa. Bahut sooch bichaar ke baad maine Aasma ke liye long term ka plan banaya. Mera plan yeh tha ke main abhi se kabhi hansi mazaaq me to kabhi khelte hoowe ooski nai nai oobharti hoowi chaatioon par haath rakh doon to kabhi ooski chootaroon ko pakar loon, abhi khelte hoowe oose gira kar oos par chahar jaoon etc. etc. yeh sab karne ke saath saath kabhi kabhi choodai ki kahani aaur taswiroon wali kitaabein jaan boojh kar aisi jagah rakh doon jo ooske haath lag jaaye aaur oosse dekhe aaur kahanioon ko parh kar choodai ka matlab maaloom hona shooroo ho jaaye. Maine yeh bhi sooch liyaa tha ke kabhi jab main Najma ko chodoon to oosse choop kar mere aaur Najma ki choodai ko dekhne ka moqa doon taake jab wooh yeh dekhe ke ham dono bhai behan choodai ka maza le rahe hain to ooska dimaagh mujh se choodwane par 90% to raazi ho hi jaye ga phir 90% ko 100% banane ke liye mujhe mehnat nahi karni pare gi.yeh tha Aasma ke liye mera plan aaur pichle ek mahine se main apne plan par kaam karna shooroo bhi kar diya tha. Iss ek mahine me 2/3 baar khelte hoowe oose iss tarah piche se ootha liya tha ke mere dono haath ke panje ooski donoo chaatioon par jame hoowe the. Ho sakta hai ke wooh kuch nahi samaajh ti ho magar aise haalaat me nature khudbakhud samjha deti hai, yahi ooske saath bhi hoowa, kiunke jab maine apne haath ke panje ooski donoo chaatioon par rakh kar dabata hoowa oosse god me oothaya to wooh machalne lagi aaur jab maine oose chora to ooske chehre par sharam ki laali dekhi aaur oosne mujhe ek ajeeb nazroon se dekha aaur bhaag kar fauran apne kamre me chali gaii. Ab main sooch raha tha ke Mammi aaur Najma ko apne iss kheyaalaat ke bare me bataa doon taake wooh dono bhi meri madad kar sakein.
Choonke wooh ab bare aaur samajhdaar ho gaye the aaur abhi wooh waqat nahi aayaa tha ke oonhein sab baatoon ke bare me maaloom ho sake jis ki wajah se Shahji aaur ooske doostoon ko ghar par nahi bolaate the. Jab wooh dono college chale jaate aur main dookan chala jata to Mammi ek do din choor kar khud Shahji ke yahan choodwane chali jatein, jahaan kabhi kabhi wooh tinoo bhi hote, wooh tinoo jab bhi Mammi ko choodte bari imaandari se paise Mammi ko dete aaur Mammi mujhe dedetein.
America se har dosre tisre din Pappa phone karke sab report zaroor lete. Roz raat Aasma aaur Kabeer ke sojaane ke baad Mammi oonke kamre se nikal kar ehtiyaat ke taur par oonke kamre ko bahar se kundi laga kar lock kar detein taake kisi wajah se agar oon me se koi ooth jaye to bahar nikal kar kuch dekh na sake, waise bhi wooh dono so jaane ke baad sobah hi oothte the, phir TV lounge me aajaatein jahan main oonka intezar kar raha hota thaa phir ham donoo khul kar choodai ka maza lete. Maine ab dosstoon ke saath baithak baazi ko bilkul khatam kar diyaa tha aaur joowa khelna bhi choor diyaa tha kiunke joowe ke maamle me meri qismat bilkul gandu thi aaur main kabhi nahi jeet-ta tha.
Pappa ko gaye hoowe do mahine ghuzar gayee the aaur yeh do mahina kaise guzra hamein pata hi nahi laga aaur ooska ehsaas oos waqat hoowa jab Pappa ne phone par batayaa ke wooh agle hafte Karachi wapas aa rahe hain. Pappa ke aane se teen din pehle Najma aa gai kiunke ooska Mia Kamal do mahine ke liye Dubai jaa raha tha. Kamal ke Karachi me na hone ki wajah se ose do chaar din ke liye hamare ghar aa kar rehne ka moqa mila tha. Nama rehne ke liye aaye aaur Shahji aaur ooske dostoon ke saath choodai ka programe naa bane yeh kaise mumkin tha. Najma choonke shaam ko aai thi aaur wooh bhi be-ghair bataaye hoowe issliye oos raat Shahji aaur ooske dostoon ko boolana mumkin nahi tha kiunke Kabeer aaur Aasma ghar par the aaur ab itna waqat nahi tha ke dono ko Nani jan ke ghar bheja jaa sakta tha ab dosre din hi donoo ko ek do din ke liye Nanijan ke ghar bhej kar programe ban sakta tha. Ghar par sharab ki bottle zaroor rehti thi. Pappa ke jaane ke baad main aaur Mammi roz sharab pi kar choodai karte the.
Aaj jab main dookan se wapas aaya to Najma ko dekh kar mujhe bahut hairat bhi hoowi aaur khooshi bhi ke aaj dono ke saath khoob zordaar chooai ka maza le sakoon ga. Maine sab se pehla kaam yeh kia ke nazdiki medical store se Kabeer aaur Aasma ke liye sleeping peels le kar aagaya, main chahtaa tha ke dono ko gehri neend sola doon taake ham tinoo sharab pi kar oon dono ki taraf se be-fikar ho kar maze kar sakein. sone se pehle wooh dono doodh ka glass zaroor pite the, issliye maine oonke doodh me do do tablet mila kar oonhein pila diya. Doodh pine ke ek ghante ke ander ander dono gehri neend me so gaye. onke so jaane ke baad maine sharab ki bottle nikali aaur Mammi aaur Najma ke saath TV lounge me baith gayaa aaur teen glass wisky ka bana ka dono ko deta hoowa Najma se poochaa, “Tum achaanak kaise aa gaai.”
Najma wisky ka ek lambaa ghoont le kar boli, “Kamal aaj do mahine ke liye Dubai chala gaya hai issiliye do teen din ke liye yahaan aa gai hoon, aaur Pappa bhi teen din baad aane wale hain issliye oonke aane se pekle pehle koi zabardas action waalaa programe banalo.”
“Agar tum ek do din pehle apne aane ke baare me bataa deti to aaj sobah hi dookan jaate hoowe Aasma aaur Kabeer ko Nanijan ke ghar chor deta aaur aaj raat hi oon chaaroon ko bolwaa leta, khair aaj raat sirif mere lund par guzaraa kar lo.” Main ooske kamar me haath dal kar oose piyaar karta hoowa bola. Ham tinoon sofe par baithe hoowe the mere ek taraf Mammi thein to doose taraf Najma thi.
Najma Mammi se poochne lagi, “Mammi Kabeer aaur Aasma ki wajah se to aap dono choodai kaise karte hain.”
Najma ke poochne par Mammi ne pehle to apne glass ko ek saans me pora khatam kia phir glass ko table par rakhte hoowe bolein. “Tujhe to dono ki neend ka pata hi hai ke wooh doonoo ke doonoo neend ke kitne pakke hain bas ek baar so jayein to phir oonke kaan ke paas dhool bhi bajaaoo to bhi nahi oothte, issliye Donoo jab gehri neend so jaate hain to main oonke kamre ko baher se band kar deti hoon phir yahein lounge me hi pite hoowe choodai ka maza lete hain.”
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