15-12-2019, 05:32 PM
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Din bhar main dookandaari me laga raha aaur dil hi dil me yeh sooch kar khush hota raha ke Pappa ke jaane ke baad ab main har cheez ka maalik hoon, sab rupai paise mere paas raha karein ge aaur kharche ke liye kisi ka muhtaaj nahi hoona pare ga, magar jab dookan band karne ke baad jab maine Munshiji se poore din ka hisaab kitaab aaur paisa maanga to oonhone 10 Rupae dete hoowe kaha ke mujhe rooz ke 10 Rupae jeeb kharche ke hi mila karein ge aaur jab car me petrol ki zarooraat hogi wooh petrol ke paise diya karein ge aaur ghar ke liye jitne paise Mamma phone se Munshiji ko kahein gi wooh mujhe dedeinge baaqi dookan ka sab paisa aaur cheque wooh khud bank me jama karwa diya karein ge aaur jis ko jo kuch dena hooga wooh khud cheque yah cash diya karein ge kiunke Pappa oonko Bank ke sab dealing ke liye autharizes kar ke gaaee hain aaur wooh jo kuch kar rahe hain yeh Pappa ka hukum hai. (Munshiji hisaab kitaab ke saath saath Cashier ka poora kaam karte the aaur poore din ka cash aaur cheque oonhi ke paas jata tha jise dookan band karne ke baad wooh sab hisab kitaab ke saath Pappa ko dedete the). Oonki baatein soon kar mere tan badan me aag lag gaai aaur main ghusse aaur zillat se tilmila kar rah gaya aaur har cheez ke maalik banne ka khawaab dhare ka dhara rah gaya. Kar kuch nahi sakta tha sirif ghusse se tilmilata hoowa dookan se yeh faisla karke nikla ke jab Pappa ke liye meri haisiyat ek naukar se bhi kam hai to ab kal se dookan nahi jaaoonga.
Ghusse ke maare main pagal ho raha tha aaur dil yahi chahta tha ke main Munshiji ko qataal kar doon. Issi ghusse hi halaat ander hi ander khaulta hoowa Sadar pahuncha aaur car park karke chae pine ke liye ek Irani restaurat me gaya aaur chae pite hoowe sab kuch soochne laga, aahista aahista mera ghussa kam hota gaya to soocha ke iss me Munshiji ka kia qasoor hai wooh to wahi kar raha hai jo Pappa kah kar gaye hain. Main ek ghante se bhi ziyaada wahein baitha raha aaur yahi soochta rahaa ke khud ko jalane se kia faida aaur business se taalluq khatam karne ke bajaaye dil lagaa kar kaam karna chahiye kiunke donoo bhai to ab wapaas nahi aayein ge issliye ek na ek din Pappa ko poora business mere hawaale hi karna pare ga aaur phir sab cheez ka maalik main ho jaaoon ga. Mustaqbil me sab cheez ka maalik ban-ne ke kheyaal ne mere dil ko bahut thandaak pahunchai. Ek faisle par pahunch jaane ke baad phir se Mammi aaur Najma ko choodne ki baatein mere dimaagh me aane lagein jise main thoori der ke liye bhool chooka tha. Bill de kar main wahaan se nikla aaur sidhe Najma ke susraal pahuch gaya, Najma jaane ke liye tayyar baithi thi main osse le kar ghar ki taraaf rawaana ho gaya. Jaise hi Najma ke susraal ki gali se nikla Najma kehne lagi. “Shahab Mammi ki tabiyat ki khrabi ke bare me jab Kamal ne mujhe bataya to maine fauran Mammi ko phone kia wooh to bilkul theek hain phir tum ne Kamal se jhoot kiun kaha ?”
Yeh maine soocha bhi nahi tha ke Najma Mammi ko phone bhi kar sakti hai issliye Najma ki baat soon kar main jaldi se poocha, “Maine jhoot kiun boola batata hoon magar pehle yeh bataao ke tum ne mere jhoot boolne ka bhaanda to nahi phoor diya ?”
“Maine soocha ke maaloom nahi tum ne jhoot kiun boola aaur tumhare dimaagh me kia khichri pak rahi hai iss liye kisi ko shaak bhi nahi hoone diya ke tum ne Mammi ki bimaari ke baare me jhoot boola hai, aaur to aaur Mammi se bhi kuch nahi poocha ke kahein oonhein kuch shak na ho jaaye, ab bataao ke tum jhoot bol kar mujhe kiun le jaa rahe ho, kahein Shahji ke kehne par ooske paas le jaane ke liye yeh sab drama to nahi kia ?” Najma sab kuch jaanne ke liye betaab thi.
Najma ki baat soon kar maine ek gehra saans liya aaur gardan moor kar ooski taraf dekha phir samne road ki taraf dekhte hoowe halki muskurahat ke saath boola, “Maine Mammi ko chood liya hai.”
“Kkkk…..kia, nahi nahi tttttum jhoot bol rahe ho.” Meri baat soonte hi Najma oochaal pari aaur hairaat se ooska moohn khole ka khoola rah gaya.
Phir maine ghar pahunchte pahunchte oosko ek ek baat poori tafseel se bata kar boola, “Mammi ko choodne ka idea tum ne hi diya tha taake tumhare jane ke baad main choodai ke liye tarasta na rahoon, ab khud hi dekh lo aakhir kar main oonko chood hi liya, maine soocha ke iss kamiyabi ka jashan tum ko shaamil kar ke manaane me bahut mazaa aaye ga issi liye tum ko le kar jaa raha hoon taake Aaj rat ek hi bistar par tum donoo ko chodoon ga.”
Meri baat soon kar Najma ek gehra saans lete hoowe booli, “Bahut achaa kia ke tum mujhe le jaa rahe ho, kiunke jab se tumhare badle hoowe lund ko dekha hai main tum se choodwane ke liye pagaal ho rahi hoon. Ek baat bataao Mammi ko chood kar mazaa aaya ya nahi.”
Iss waqat taak ham ghar pahunch gaye the main car ko park karke engine ko band karta hoowa boola, “Ooff kia bataoon kitna maza aaya mera to dil hi oonko choor kar jaane ko nahi chahta tha, agar mera bas chalta to aaj din bhar oonko ghar me nanga hi rakhta aaur kam se kam 4 baar to zaroor choodta.
Main car se ootarte hoowe Najma ka bag ootha liya jis me wooh apne kuch kapre le kar aii thi aaur Najma ke saath ghar ke gate par pahuch kar calling bell ka button daba kar darwaaza khulne ka intezaar karne laga, mujhe yaqeen tha ke Mammi Najma ko dekh kar hairaan rah jaaein gi kiunke Najma ne phone par sirif oonki khairyaat pochi thi aaur oonhein nahi bataya tha ke wooh mere saath aane wali hai. Thori der me Mammi ne darwaaza khoola aaur Najma ko dekh kar hairaan rah gaein aaur be-saakhta bool parien, “Are Najma tum kaise achanak aa gaein, sab khairyyat to hai na ?”
“Ander to chalein sab bata ta hoon,” Main Najma ke saath ander dakhil hota hoowa boola.
Maine wahaan na to koi cher chaar ki aaur na hi kuch bolaa, jab ham tinoo bahar ke darwaaze ko band kar ke TV Lounge me pahunch gayee to Mammi ko kuch samaajhne ka moqaa diye beghair main aage barha aaur ek dum Mammi ko apne baahoon me le kaar oonke chehre aaur hoontoon ko choomte hoowe kehne laga, “Meri jaan aaj tum donoo ko ek saath choodne ko dil chah raha tha issi liye tumhari bimaari ka bahana bana kar Najma ko le kaar aa gaya.”
Mammi ko maaloom nahi tha ke main Najma ko sab kuch bata chooka hoon issliye wooh Najma ki maujoodgi me meri baat soon kar satpata gaein aaur ghabra kar khud ko choorane ki koshish karte hoowe hakla kar barbarane lagein, Ki..ki…kia kaaarte ho ch….chooro mujhe.”
Mammi ki baukhlahat dekh kar Najma aage barh kar piche se Mammi ke saath chipaakte hoowe chahak kar booli, “Yeh kia Mammi, aap itni kiun baukhla rahi hain, raaste me Shahab ne mujhe sab kuch bata diya hai ke raat bhar aap dono ne khoob choodai ka maza loota hai. Bahut achaa hoowa ke aap razi ho kar Shahab se choodwa liya warna mere jaane ke baad to ye bachaara choodai ke liye tarastaa rahta.”
Najma ki baat soon kar Mammi ne sookoon ka ek gehra saans liya aaur ekdum se haans kar kehne lagein, “Yeh to mujhe maaloom tha ke ye tujhe sab kuch bataae ga magar itni jaldi battaae ga yeh oomeed nahi thi, khair tujhe to yeh pehle hi se biwi bana kar chood raha tha ab kal raat ko mujhe bhi apni biwi bana kar choodna shooroo kardiya hai. Achaa hoowa ke yeh tujhe le kaar aagaya ab raat bhar ham donoo khoob maze le le kar choodwaein ge.”
Ooske baad thoori der aaur baat karne ke baad main shower lene chala gaya aaur yeh bool gayaa ke khana abhi mat lagana kiunke pehle ham log sharab piyein ge aaur ek round choodai ke baad khana khaayein ge. Shower ke baad ham tinoo TV lounge me hi baith gaye, main beech me tha aaur ek taraf Mammi to doosri taraaf Najma mere baahoon me thi, main dono ki kamar me haath daale oonki chaatioon ko halke halke dabata hoowa TV bhi dekh raha tha aaur ham baatein bhi kar rahe the. Choonke abhi sirif 8:30 hi bajaa tha aaur koi bhi ham jogoon se milne ke liye aa sakta tha, issliye pine pilane aaur choodai ka programe 11 baje ke baad hi shooroo karne ka tha.
Najma Kamal (Najma ka Mia) ke saath apni choodai ke qisse soona rahi thi aaur Mammi bhi raat hone wale choodai ke baare me Najma ko bata rahein thein, main apne shalwaar ki dori ko khool kar apna lund nikala hoowa tha jise Mammi aaur Najma sehlati bhi jaa rahi thein. Baatein karte hoowe ek dum mujhe aaj dookaan ki baat yaad aa gaai ke Pappa ne mere bajaye sab kuch Munshi ji ke hawaale kar ke gaye hain, yeh yaad aana tha ke mera khara lund thanda hone laga aaur mere ander jazbaat ki jagah ghusse ki laher daurne lagi main tantana ta hoowa sab baat Mammi aaur Najma ko bata kar bola, “Meri auqaat Pappa ki nazar me ek naukar se bhi kam hai issiliye wooh mere bajaaye sab kuch Munshi ji ke hawaale kar ke gaeye hain aaur ab Munshiji mujhe mera pocket money wooh bhi sirif 10 rupai rooz diya karein ge.”
Mammi Pappa ke rag rag ko pehchaanti thein wooh mere ghusse ko kam karte hoowe samjha kar bolein, “Tere Pappa ko main achi tarah janti hoon wooh aise hi hain, ek number ke kanjoos aaur kabhi kisi bete par bharosa nahi kia, are too to abhi to too jumma jumma aath din se hi dookan ja raha hai jabke Kareem aaur Raheem to saaloon se oonke kaam ko sambhala hoowa tha ooske bawajood wooh dono par bhi bharoosa nahi karte the aaur oonko bhi roz ke 10/15 rupia hi pocket money dete the, aaur mujhe dekh le mujhe bhi bahut rone gaane ke baad hi thore bahut paise diya karte the.”
“Magar yeh to soochiye 10 rupae me kia hoga, itne paise to cigaret me hi kharach ho jaye ga phir aaur dosre kharche ke liye paise kahaan se laaoonga.”
Ghusse ke maare main pagal ho raha tha aaur dil yahi chahta tha ke main Munshiji ko qataal kar doon. Issi ghusse hi halaat ander hi ander khaulta hoowa Sadar pahuncha aaur car park karke chae pine ke liye ek Irani restaurat me gaya aaur chae pite hoowe sab kuch soochne laga, aahista aahista mera ghussa kam hota gaya to soocha ke iss me Munshiji ka kia qasoor hai wooh to wahi kar raha hai jo Pappa kah kar gaye hain. Main ek ghante se bhi ziyaada wahein baitha raha aaur yahi soochta rahaa ke khud ko jalane se kia faida aaur business se taalluq khatam karne ke bajaaye dil lagaa kar kaam karna chahiye kiunke donoo bhai to ab wapaas nahi aayein ge issliye ek na ek din Pappa ko poora business mere hawaale hi karna pare ga aaur phir sab cheez ka maalik main ho jaaoon ga. Mustaqbil me sab cheez ka maalik ban-ne ke kheyaal ne mere dil ko bahut thandaak pahunchai. Ek faisle par pahunch jaane ke baad phir se Mammi aaur Najma ko choodne ki baatein mere dimaagh me aane lagein jise main thoori der ke liye bhool chooka tha. Bill de kar main wahaan se nikla aaur sidhe Najma ke susraal pahuch gaya, Najma jaane ke liye tayyar baithi thi main osse le kar ghar ki taraaf rawaana ho gaya. Jaise hi Najma ke susraal ki gali se nikla Najma kehne lagi. “Shahab Mammi ki tabiyat ki khrabi ke bare me jab Kamal ne mujhe bataya to maine fauran Mammi ko phone kia wooh to bilkul theek hain phir tum ne Kamal se jhoot kiun kaha ?”
Yeh maine soocha bhi nahi tha ke Najma Mammi ko phone bhi kar sakti hai issliye Najma ki baat soon kar main jaldi se poocha, “Maine jhoot kiun boola batata hoon magar pehle yeh bataao ke tum ne mere jhoot boolne ka bhaanda to nahi phoor diya ?”
“Maine soocha ke maaloom nahi tum ne jhoot kiun boola aaur tumhare dimaagh me kia khichri pak rahi hai iss liye kisi ko shaak bhi nahi hoone diya ke tum ne Mammi ki bimaari ke baare me jhoot boola hai, aaur to aaur Mammi se bhi kuch nahi poocha ke kahein oonhein kuch shak na ho jaaye, ab bataao ke tum jhoot bol kar mujhe kiun le jaa rahe ho, kahein Shahji ke kehne par ooske paas le jaane ke liye yeh sab drama to nahi kia ?” Najma sab kuch jaanne ke liye betaab thi.
Najma ki baat soon kar maine ek gehra saans liya aaur gardan moor kar ooski taraf dekha phir samne road ki taraf dekhte hoowe halki muskurahat ke saath boola, “Maine Mammi ko chood liya hai.”
“Kkkk…..kia, nahi nahi tttttum jhoot bol rahe ho.” Meri baat soonte hi Najma oochaal pari aaur hairaat se ooska moohn khole ka khoola rah gaya.
Phir maine ghar pahunchte pahunchte oosko ek ek baat poori tafseel se bata kar boola, “Mammi ko choodne ka idea tum ne hi diya tha taake tumhare jane ke baad main choodai ke liye tarasta na rahoon, ab khud hi dekh lo aakhir kar main oonko chood hi liya, maine soocha ke iss kamiyabi ka jashan tum ko shaamil kar ke manaane me bahut mazaa aaye ga issi liye tum ko le kar jaa raha hoon taake Aaj rat ek hi bistar par tum donoo ko chodoon ga.”
Meri baat soon kar Najma ek gehra saans lete hoowe booli, “Bahut achaa kia ke tum mujhe le jaa rahe ho, kiunke jab se tumhare badle hoowe lund ko dekha hai main tum se choodwane ke liye pagaal ho rahi hoon. Ek baat bataao Mammi ko chood kar mazaa aaya ya nahi.”
Iss waqat taak ham ghar pahunch gaye the main car ko park karke engine ko band karta hoowa boola, “Ooff kia bataoon kitna maza aaya mera to dil hi oonko choor kar jaane ko nahi chahta tha, agar mera bas chalta to aaj din bhar oonko ghar me nanga hi rakhta aaur kam se kam 4 baar to zaroor choodta.
Main car se ootarte hoowe Najma ka bag ootha liya jis me wooh apne kuch kapre le kar aii thi aaur Najma ke saath ghar ke gate par pahuch kar calling bell ka button daba kar darwaaza khulne ka intezaar karne laga, mujhe yaqeen tha ke Mammi Najma ko dekh kar hairaan rah jaaein gi kiunke Najma ne phone par sirif oonki khairyaat pochi thi aaur oonhein nahi bataya tha ke wooh mere saath aane wali hai. Thori der me Mammi ne darwaaza khoola aaur Najma ko dekh kar hairaan rah gaein aaur be-saakhta bool parien, “Are Najma tum kaise achanak aa gaein, sab khairyyat to hai na ?”
“Ander to chalein sab bata ta hoon,” Main Najma ke saath ander dakhil hota hoowa boola.
Maine wahaan na to koi cher chaar ki aaur na hi kuch bolaa, jab ham tinoo bahar ke darwaaze ko band kar ke TV Lounge me pahunch gayee to Mammi ko kuch samaajhne ka moqaa diye beghair main aage barha aaur ek dum Mammi ko apne baahoon me le kaar oonke chehre aaur hoontoon ko choomte hoowe kehne laga, “Meri jaan aaj tum donoo ko ek saath choodne ko dil chah raha tha issi liye tumhari bimaari ka bahana bana kar Najma ko le kaar aa gaya.”
Mammi ko maaloom nahi tha ke main Najma ko sab kuch bata chooka hoon issliye wooh Najma ki maujoodgi me meri baat soon kar satpata gaein aaur ghabra kar khud ko choorane ki koshish karte hoowe hakla kar barbarane lagein, Ki..ki…kia kaaarte ho ch….chooro mujhe.”
Mammi ki baukhlahat dekh kar Najma aage barh kar piche se Mammi ke saath chipaakte hoowe chahak kar booli, “Yeh kia Mammi, aap itni kiun baukhla rahi hain, raaste me Shahab ne mujhe sab kuch bata diya hai ke raat bhar aap dono ne khoob choodai ka maza loota hai. Bahut achaa hoowa ke aap razi ho kar Shahab se choodwa liya warna mere jaane ke baad to ye bachaara choodai ke liye tarastaa rahta.”
Najma ki baat soon kar Mammi ne sookoon ka ek gehra saans liya aaur ekdum se haans kar kehne lagein, “Yeh to mujhe maaloom tha ke ye tujhe sab kuch bataae ga magar itni jaldi battaae ga yeh oomeed nahi thi, khair tujhe to yeh pehle hi se biwi bana kar chood raha tha ab kal raat ko mujhe bhi apni biwi bana kar choodna shooroo kardiya hai. Achaa hoowa ke yeh tujhe le kaar aagaya ab raat bhar ham donoo khoob maze le le kar choodwaein ge.”
Ooske baad thoori der aaur baat karne ke baad main shower lene chala gaya aaur yeh bool gayaa ke khana abhi mat lagana kiunke pehle ham log sharab piyein ge aaur ek round choodai ke baad khana khaayein ge. Shower ke baad ham tinoo TV lounge me hi baith gaye, main beech me tha aaur ek taraf Mammi to doosri taraaf Najma mere baahoon me thi, main dono ki kamar me haath daale oonki chaatioon ko halke halke dabata hoowa TV bhi dekh raha tha aaur ham baatein bhi kar rahe the. Choonke abhi sirif 8:30 hi bajaa tha aaur koi bhi ham jogoon se milne ke liye aa sakta tha, issliye pine pilane aaur choodai ka programe 11 baje ke baad hi shooroo karne ka tha.
Najma Kamal (Najma ka Mia) ke saath apni choodai ke qisse soona rahi thi aaur Mammi bhi raat hone wale choodai ke baare me Najma ko bata rahein thein, main apne shalwaar ki dori ko khool kar apna lund nikala hoowa tha jise Mammi aaur Najma sehlati bhi jaa rahi thein. Baatein karte hoowe ek dum mujhe aaj dookaan ki baat yaad aa gaai ke Pappa ne mere bajaye sab kuch Munshi ji ke hawaale kar ke gaye hain, yeh yaad aana tha ke mera khara lund thanda hone laga aaur mere ander jazbaat ki jagah ghusse ki laher daurne lagi main tantana ta hoowa sab baat Mammi aaur Najma ko bata kar bola, “Meri auqaat Pappa ki nazar me ek naukar se bhi kam hai issiliye wooh mere bajaaye sab kuch Munshi ji ke hawaale kar ke gaeye hain aaur ab Munshiji mujhe mera pocket money wooh bhi sirif 10 rupai rooz diya karein ge.”
Mammi Pappa ke rag rag ko pehchaanti thein wooh mere ghusse ko kam karte hoowe samjha kar bolein, “Tere Pappa ko main achi tarah janti hoon wooh aise hi hain, ek number ke kanjoos aaur kabhi kisi bete par bharosa nahi kia, are too to abhi to too jumma jumma aath din se hi dookan ja raha hai jabke Kareem aaur Raheem to saaloon se oonke kaam ko sambhala hoowa tha ooske bawajood wooh dono par bhi bharoosa nahi karte the aaur oonko bhi roz ke 10/15 rupia hi pocket money dete the, aaur mujhe dekh le mujhe bhi bahut rone gaane ke baad hi thore bahut paise diya karte the.”
“Magar yeh to soochiye 10 rupae me kia hoga, itne paise to cigaret me hi kharach ho jaye ga phir aaur dosre kharche ke liye paise kahaan se laaoonga.”
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