15-12-2019, 05:30 PM
(This post was last modified: 11-11-2021, 03:54 AM by hirarandi. Edited 1 time in total. Edited 1 time in total.)
Mammi ki baat soon kar mujhe 100 percent yaqeen ho gaya ke thoori si sharaab ne oonke jazbaat ko itna oobhaar diya hai ke woh siwaae choodai ke aaur kuch nahi sooch sakti hain aaur aaj raat kisi se bhi aaur kisi bhi tarah choodwane ke liye tayyar hain chahe ek randi ki tarah kisi hotel me jaa kar kisi se choodwana pare. Mujhe issi waqat ka intezaar tha taake main apne plan ke aakhri phase ko shooroo karke oonko mujh se choodwane ke liye raazi kar sakoon. Main oonki chaati se haath hata kar apna glaas oothaya aaur ek ghoont le kar boola, “Karachi bahut bara shahar hai aaur Karmoo iss waqat maaloom nahi kahan, kis hotel me aaur apne kis gahaank ke paas ho ga oosko khoojna na-mumkin hai warna main zaroor oosse baat karke aap ko saari raat ke liye ooske kisi gahaank ke paas bhejwa deta taake aazaadi ki yeh pehli raat aap dil khool kar enjoy kar saktein.” Itna kehkar main choop ho gaya aaur wisky ka ek ghoont le kar Mammi ki taraf dekha aaur boola, “Mammi Pappa aap ke shauhar zaroor hain magar mere hisaab se woh sirif dunya ke liye dekhlaawe ke shauhar hain, asli shauhar to woh hota hai jo apni biwi se ishq ki had taak muhabbaat bhi karta ho aaur ooske jazbaat ko thanda bhi kar sakta ho, jabke Pappa ke liye aap sirif oonke bachoon ki Maa hain bas, aaur na hi woh aapko choodne ke qaabil hain phir woh asli shaur to nahi hoowe.” Mammi meri baat choop chaap soon rahi thein. Main ek aaur ghoont le kar oonki taraf dekhte hoowe boola. “Pappa ab borhe ho chooke hain aaur ab woh zindagi bhar aap ko nahi chood sakein ge, jabke aap par to abhi sahi maanoo me jawani ka rang charha hai issliye ab aap apne liye dunya se choopa kar ek aise mard ko apna shauhar bana lein jo aap se ishq ki had taak muhabbat bhi karta ho aaur aap ko jawani ki khushi de kar aap ke jazbaat ko thanda bhi kare, kiun meri baat theek hai ya nahi ?”
Meri baat soon kar Mammi ne muskura kar meri taraf dekha aaur sharaab ke khumaar me doobi hooi apni laal aankhoon ko pat-patate hoowe boolein. “Tttum bbilkul theek kehte ho issi liye to maine Shahji ko apne liye choon liya hai ab tumhare Pappa dunya ke saamne mere shauhar zaroor hain magar mere liye Shahji hi mera shauhar hai.”
Main Mammi ka jawaab soon kar fauran boola, “Aap ne Shahji ko apne shauhar ki haisiyat se ghalat choona hai kiunke taali ek haath se nahi bajti hai, jis tarah aap Shahji ko apna shauhar maanti hain issi tarah Shahji ko bhi aap ko apna biwi maan-na chahiye, jabke woh aap ko sirif ek khoobsurat randi samajhta hai jisse choodne ke liye woh mujhe paise deta hai, ab aap khud soochiye ke aap oosko kis tarah apna shauhar maan sakti hain, issliye agar meri baat maaniye to Shahji ko shauhar samajhne ke bajaye oose apna ek kheloona samajh kar oos-se kheel kar maze karti rahein bas, aaur apne liye ek aise mard ko choone aaur dunya se choopa kar oosse apna shauhar bana lein jo khud bhi aap ko apni biwi samjhe aaur aap se sahi maanoo me muhabbat bhi karta ho aaur aap ko khoob chood bhi sakta ho. ”
Meri baat soon kar Mammi meri taraf dekhne lagein magar oonki aankhoon ko dekh kar saaf maaloom hota tha ke oonki aankhein meri taraf zaroor hain magar woh mujhe nani dekh rahi hain balke dimaaghi taur par woh kisi gehri sooch me doobi hoowi hain. Thoori der main oonke boolne ka intezaar kia phir oonke raan par haath rakh kar oonko hilaata hoowa boola, “Aap kis sooch me doob gaein hain, kia maine kuch ghalat kah diya hai ?”
Mere hilane par woh ekdum iss tarah chaunk gaaein jaise kisi ne oonhein neend se ootha diya ho aaur ek gehra saans le kar kehne lagein, “Tumhari baat ek dum mere dil ko lagi hai aaur main soochne lagi thi ke tum theek hi to kehte ho ke Shahji ke liye main aaur Najma dono ek randi hain aaur yeh baat woh khud bhi kehta hai.”
Main oonko aage kuch boolne ka mooqa diye be-ghair jaldi se boola, “Shukur hai ke aap samajh gaein hain issliye aap fauran apne liye ek aise mard ko apna shauhar bana lein jo dil-o-jaan se aap ko bhi apna biwi samjhe.”
“Tum to aise keh rahe ho jaise aise mard phal ki tarah darakht par latke hoowe hain aaur main haath barha kar oonhein toor kar apna shauhar bana loon, tum khud hi bolo ke mujhe aisa mard kahan se mile ga, agar tumhari nazar me aisa koi bharoose wala hai to le aao oose main oosse apna shuhar banane ke liye tayyar hoon”
Mammi ki baat soon kar main ek hi saans me apna bacha hoowa glass khali karke khali glass ko table par rakha aaur Mammi ko dekhta hoowa dharakte dil ke saath apne plan ke ekke ko maidaan me dala aaur oonko Madhubala ki filmdekhne ke baare me taseel se sab kuch bata kar boola, “Mammi Madhubala ki film me ooski khubsoorti aaur ooski aadaaoon ko dekh kar main oos-se ishq karne laga hoon aaur ooska diwana ho gaya hoon, aap me aaur Madhubala me koi faraq nahi hai, ek hi chehra, waise hi raas bhare hoont, waise hi aankhein,waisa hi jism, aap dono ho-bahoo ek hain. Maine soocha ke asli Madhubala to yahan aa nahi sakti hai magar ooski tarah aap to yahan hain aaur aap dono me koi faraaq bhi to nahi hai, bas yeh baat dimaagh me aate hi main aap se muhabbat karne laga aaur jitna aap ke baare me soochta ootnahi aap ke ishq me doobta chalaa gaya aaur ab aap ko main apni Mammi ke bajaye apni mahbooba ke roop me dekhne aaur samajhne laga hoon.” Yeh keh kar main thoora choop hookar Mammi ko dekha woh pathar ki moorti bani hoowi meri baat soon rahein thein, phir maine kehna shooroo kia, “Mammi mere dil ki haalat ko samajhiye aaur meri muhabbat ko qabool kar ke mujhe bete ki jagah apna shauhar maan lijiye, dekhiye aap ko ab ek aise shauhar ki zaroorat hai jo aap se bahut muhabbat bhi karta ho aaur aapko jawaani ka bharpoor maza bhi desakta ho aaur woh mard apke saamne main maujood hoon.” Yeh kahta hoowa main Mammi ki kamar me haath daal kar oonko khud se laptane laga.
Mammi ne iss tarah ek jhoorjhoori li jaise kisi ne oonko kachi neend se jaga diya ho aaur ek jhatke se mere haath ko apni kamar se hatate hoowe tez aawaz me boolne lagein, “Ttttttum pppagal ho gaye ho warna tum aisi baat sooch bhi nahi sakte.”
Sharab ka khumaar ab mujh par chaharne laga tha iss liye main ooske sooroor me har cheez ko bhoola kar sirif Mammi ko raazi karke oonko choodne ke elaawa aaur kuch nahi sooch raha tha, Mammi ki baat soon kar main jonoon ki haalat me kehne laga, “Haan haan main aap ke ishq me pagaal ho gaya hoon aaur aap ko apna bana lena chaahta hoon.”
“Kh….kh…khud ko sambhaloo aaur thande dimaagh se soochoo ke ham Maa bete hain issliye jo tum chahte ho woh kisi bhi halat me mumkin nahi hai.” Mammi yeh kehte hoowe khisaakne lagein aaur mujh se do teen feet door ho gaein.
Meri baat soon kar Mammi ne muskura kar meri taraf dekha aaur sharaab ke khumaar me doobi hooi apni laal aankhoon ko pat-patate hoowe boolein. “Tttum bbilkul theek kehte ho issi liye to maine Shahji ko apne liye choon liya hai ab tumhare Pappa dunya ke saamne mere shauhar zaroor hain magar mere liye Shahji hi mera shauhar hai.”
Main Mammi ka jawaab soon kar fauran boola, “Aap ne Shahji ko apne shauhar ki haisiyat se ghalat choona hai kiunke taali ek haath se nahi bajti hai, jis tarah aap Shahji ko apna shauhar maanti hain issi tarah Shahji ko bhi aap ko apna biwi maan-na chahiye, jabke woh aap ko sirif ek khoobsurat randi samajhta hai jisse choodne ke liye woh mujhe paise deta hai, ab aap khud soochiye ke aap oosko kis tarah apna shauhar maan sakti hain, issliye agar meri baat maaniye to Shahji ko shauhar samajhne ke bajaye oose apna ek kheloona samajh kar oos-se kheel kar maze karti rahein bas, aaur apne liye ek aise mard ko choone aaur dunya se choopa kar oosse apna shauhar bana lein jo khud bhi aap ko apni biwi samjhe aaur aap se sahi maanoo me muhabbat bhi karta ho aaur aap ko khoob chood bhi sakta ho. ”
Meri baat soon kar Mammi meri taraf dekhne lagein magar oonki aankhoon ko dekh kar saaf maaloom hota tha ke oonki aankhein meri taraf zaroor hain magar woh mujhe nani dekh rahi hain balke dimaaghi taur par woh kisi gehri sooch me doobi hoowi hain. Thoori der main oonke boolne ka intezaar kia phir oonke raan par haath rakh kar oonko hilaata hoowa boola, “Aap kis sooch me doob gaein hain, kia maine kuch ghalat kah diya hai ?”
Mere hilane par woh ekdum iss tarah chaunk gaaein jaise kisi ne oonhein neend se ootha diya ho aaur ek gehra saans le kar kehne lagein, “Tumhari baat ek dum mere dil ko lagi hai aaur main soochne lagi thi ke tum theek hi to kehte ho ke Shahji ke liye main aaur Najma dono ek randi hain aaur yeh baat woh khud bhi kehta hai.”
Main oonko aage kuch boolne ka mooqa diye be-ghair jaldi se boola, “Shukur hai ke aap samajh gaein hain issliye aap fauran apne liye ek aise mard ko apna shauhar bana lein jo dil-o-jaan se aap ko bhi apna biwi samjhe.”
“Tum to aise keh rahe ho jaise aise mard phal ki tarah darakht par latke hoowe hain aaur main haath barha kar oonhein toor kar apna shauhar bana loon, tum khud hi bolo ke mujhe aisa mard kahan se mile ga, agar tumhari nazar me aisa koi bharoose wala hai to le aao oose main oosse apna shuhar banane ke liye tayyar hoon”
Mammi ki baat soon kar main ek hi saans me apna bacha hoowa glass khali karke khali glass ko table par rakha aaur Mammi ko dekhta hoowa dharakte dil ke saath apne plan ke ekke ko maidaan me dala aaur oonko Madhubala ki filmdekhne ke baare me taseel se sab kuch bata kar boola, “Mammi Madhubala ki film me ooski khubsoorti aaur ooski aadaaoon ko dekh kar main oos-se ishq karne laga hoon aaur ooska diwana ho gaya hoon, aap me aaur Madhubala me koi faraq nahi hai, ek hi chehra, waise hi raas bhare hoont, waise hi aankhein,waisa hi jism, aap dono ho-bahoo ek hain. Maine soocha ke asli Madhubala to yahan aa nahi sakti hai magar ooski tarah aap to yahan hain aaur aap dono me koi faraaq bhi to nahi hai, bas yeh baat dimaagh me aate hi main aap se muhabbat karne laga aaur jitna aap ke baare me soochta ootnahi aap ke ishq me doobta chalaa gaya aaur ab aap ko main apni Mammi ke bajaye apni mahbooba ke roop me dekhne aaur samajhne laga hoon.” Yeh keh kar main thoora choop hookar Mammi ko dekha woh pathar ki moorti bani hoowi meri baat soon rahein thein, phir maine kehna shooroo kia, “Mammi mere dil ki haalat ko samajhiye aaur meri muhabbat ko qabool kar ke mujhe bete ki jagah apna shauhar maan lijiye, dekhiye aap ko ab ek aise shauhar ki zaroorat hai jo aap se bahut muhabbat bhi karta ho aaur aapko jawaani ka bharpoor maza bhi desakta ho aaur woh mard apke saamne main maujood hoon.” Yeh kahta hoowa main Mammi ki kamar me haath daal kar oonko khud se laptane laga.
Mammi ne iss tarah ek jhoorjhoori li jaise kisi ne oonko kachi neend se jaga diya ho aaur ek jhatke se mere haath ko apni kamar se hatate hoowe tez aawaz me boolne lagein, “Ttttttum pppagal ho gaye ho warna tum aisi baat sooch bhi nahi sakte.”
Sharab ka khumaar ab mujh par chaharne laga tha iss liye main ooske sooroor me har cheez ko bhoola kar sirif Mammi ko raazi karke oonko choodne ke elaawa aaur kuch nahi sooch raha tha, Mammi ki baat soon kar main jonoon ki haalat me kehne laga, “Haan haan main aap ke ishq me pagaal ho gaya hoon aaur aap ko apna bana lena chaahta hoon.”
“Kh….kh…khud ko sambhaloo aaur thande dimaagh se soochoo ke ham Maa bete hain issliye jo tum chahte ho woh kisi bhi halat me mumkin nahi hai.” Mammi yeh kehte hoowe khisaakne lagein aaur mujh se do teen feet door ho gaein.