15-12-2019, 05:30 PM
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Mujhe dekh kar woh boolein, “Bahut der lagaya nahane me ab aaur kitne der me Shahji ke pass jaoge.”
Main wall clock dekhta hoowa oonke barabar baithne laga to dekha oonhone apna ek haath apne shalwaar ke ander ghoosaya hoowa tha phir maine oonke chehre ki taraf dekha jo jazbaat ki shiddat se laal ho raha tha. Oonki haalat dekh kar main samajh gaya ke oonki nazaar TV ke screen par zaroor hai magar woh TV nahi dekh rahi hain balke aaj raat ke baare me soochte hoowe apne kheyaaloon ki dunya me doobi hooi apni choot ko sehla rahi hain. Woh bareek cotton ke kapre ka phooldaar qameez aaur white shalwar pehen rakha tha. Ander oonhonein koi shameez ya Bra. Nahi pehna tha jis ki wajah se oonki tani hoowi chaatioon ki jhalak saaf nazar aa rahi thein. Waise to woh bahut hi khubsoorat thein magar aaj to woh apne maheen kapre aaur jazbaat se tamtamaye hoowe laal chehre me ek aisi qiyamat bani hoowi thein ke bas mera dil yahi chahta tha ke oonhein pakar kar yahein TV lounge ke carpet par patakh kar oonhein chood loon, bari mushkil se main ne apne oopar qabooo paya kiunke main oonko oonki marzi ke khelaaf choodne ki bajaye oonko raazi karke choodna chahta tha, woh issliye ke woh saf saf kah chooki thein ke woh saari dunya se choodwa lein gi magar mujh se nahi. Agar main oonko zabardasti choodne ki koshish karta to woh yaqini taur par choodai ko rokne ke liye apni poori taqaat laga detein aaur oonki zabardast jadojahat ki wajah se 90 % yahi chance tha ke main oonko nahi chood pata aaur phir woh hamesha ke liye mere haath se nikal jaatein. Main shayed be-qaaboo ho kar andhe jazbaat me yeh qadam ootha leta magar yeh sab baatein fraction of second me mere demaagh me aa gaein aaur ekdum khud par qaaboo pa kar boola, “Mammi main aapke jazbaat ko samajh raha hoon magar ehtiyaat bahut zaroori hai, issliye main 11 baje ke baad Shahji ko laane ke liye jaaoon ga.”
Meri baat soon kar Mammi ek gehra saans lete hoowe apna haath apne shalwaar se nikal kar boolein, “Tum theek kehte hoo hamein har cheez bahut ehtiyaat se karna hoga.”
Main apne plan ke mutabiq oon se kaha, “Mammi aaj Saturday hai issliye ziyadah chance yahi hai ke aaj Shahji ke saath ooske tinoo doost bhi aayein ge, aap iss ke liye tayyar to hain na ?”
Meri baat soon kar Mammi ne muskura kar meri taraf dekha aaur ek masti me doobi hoowi aangraai le kar bolein. “Shahji ke tinoo doostoon ko pehle kabhi dekha taak nahi hai issliye oonke baare me sooch sooch kar abhi se sharam aa rahi hai ke jab woh aaein ge to maaloom nahi meri kia halaat ho.”
Mammi ki baat soon kar main oonke raan ko sehlata hoowa boola, “Aap sharam ki fikar mat karein, jab woh sab aap ko nanga karke aapke jism se khelna shooroo karein ge to khud bakhud aap ki sari sharam aaur jhijhaak khatam ho jaaye gi aaur aap maze me doob kar har cheez karne lagein gi, aaur haan aap sharab pine ke liye to tayyar hain na kiunke woh aaj aap ko zaroor sharab pilayein ge aaur khud bhi piyein ge.”
“Zindagi me aaj peli baar aisi aazadi mili hai ke kisi ka koi dar nahi, issliye aaj woh jo kahein ge woh sab karoon gi, ek baat to bataa ke kia sharab pikar yeh sab kuch karne me ziyaada maza aataa hai kia ?” Mammi yeh kehte hoowe poochne lagein.
Maine Mammi ke raan ko moothi me le kaar halke haalke dabata hoowa boola, “Mazaa !!! Aap oos maze ke baare me sooch bhi nahi sakti hein jo sharab pi kar sab karne me aata hai kiunke pehle kabhi aap ne pikaar choodai ka maza nahi liya hai issliye aap ko kuch nahi maaloom hai, Aaj pi kar aap ko maaloom ho jaye ga. Yeh keh kar main ek lamhe ke liye choop hoowa phir kehne laga, “Sharab pine ke baad ooska asli khoomaar chaharne me waqat lagta hai phir jab ooska khumaar theek se chahar jaata hai ooske baad har cheez karne ka mazaa hi kuch aaur hai, ab agar meri baat maan lein to oonke aane se pehle aap thoora sharab zaroor pi lein taake jab woh aaein to aap poori mast ho chooki hoon, woh aa kar jab aap ko sharab ke nashe me mast dekhein ge to sab ke sab khoosh ho jayein ge aaur aap ko bhi poora maza milne lage ga.”
Meri baat soon kar Mammi be-ghair kuch sooche fauran boolein, “Phir aisa kar ke too abhi ja kar pehle Shahji se sharab le kar aaja take oon ke aane se pehle main pi loon ooske baad thoora thehar kar tum doobara Shahji ke paas ja kar oose le aana.”
Mammi ki baat soon kar main dil hi dil me khushi se oochal para aaur fauran ooth kar sofe ke piche rakhe hoowe wisky ki bottle ko nikala aaur oose le kar Mammi ke paas baithta hoowa boola, “Aap khud dekhiye mujhe aap ka kitna kheyaal hai, aap ke liye sharab ka intezaam maine pehle hi se kar liya tha taake aaj milne waali aazadi ke pehli raat me kisi cheez me kami na ho.”
Mammi hairat se kabhi mujhe aaur kabhi wisky ki bottle ko dekhne lagein phir mere haath se wisky ki bottle ko le kar oose oolat poolat kar dekhte hoowe boolein, “Oosdin Shahji ke ghar jo sharab dekhi thi woh to doosre qisim ki thi.”
“Yeh wisky hai aaur oosdin jo aapne dekha tha woh beer tha, dono alaag alaag cheez hain. Asli sharab yahi hai jo aap ke haath me hai.” Yeh kah kar main ek lamhe ke liye choop hoowa phir boola, “Mere kheyaal me an waqat zaya karne ki bajaye pina shooroo kardein taake Shahji ke aane taak iiska thoora bahut asar to ho taake aap bilkul masti me doob kar Shahji ko welcome kahein.” Main jaanta tha ke Mammi ko sharab ke baare me kuch nahi maaloom issliye main jo kuch kahoon ga woho poora yaqeen kar lein gi.
Mammi pehle hi sharaab pine ke liye raazi ho chookien thein issliye oonhoo ne kuch kehne ki bajaye gardan hila kar haan kah diya. Main fauran kitchen gaya aaur wahan se coke ki bottle, do khaali glass aaur ek katore me ice cube le kar wapas aakar ek halka glass oonke liye aaur ek glass apne liye coke ke saath mila kar banaya aaur Mammi ki taraf oonka glass barhata hoowa boola. “Aap aaj pehli baar pi rahi hain issliye coke me mila hoowa hone ke bawajood iss ka test aap ko shooroo me bilkul acha nahi lage ga, issliye aap saans rook kar poore glass ko ek hi saans me khatam kar dein.”
Mammi ne waisa hi kia jaisa maine kaha tha, aaur poore glaas ko khatam kar ke moohn banate hoowe ek haath se apne gale aaur sine ko sehlati hoowi boolein, “Oooff tauba mere sine aaur gale me aag si lag rahi hai aaur jal raha hai.”
Main oonke haath se khali glass lete hoowe boola, “Pehli baar pine se aisa hi lagta hai, yeh bilkul normal hai.” Yeh keh kar oonke liye doosra magar bahut hi halka glaas banaya, main khaas kar oonke liye bahut halka paig iss liye bana raha tha taake oon par nasha na charhe kiunke main chahta tha ke oon par nasha na charhe balke oon par wisky ka halka halka khumar hi charhe jo oonke jazbaat ki shiddat ko aaur bhi barhane lagta. Main oonka glass bana kar oonki taraf barhata hoowa boola. “Iss glass ko pehle ki tarah mat piyein balke rok rok kar chooski lete hoowe aaram aaram se piyein.”
Meri baat soon kar Mammi ekdum apne sine par haath rakhte hoowe ghabrai hoowi aawaaz me boolein. “Nahi nahi ab nahi pioon gi iss ka test bhi kharab hai aaur iss me bahut badboo hai.”
Oonka thoora aaur pina bahut zaroori tha issliye oonko bari mushkil se samjha boojha kar akhir raazi kar hi lia, jab oonhoone ek ghoont leliya to main apna glass ootha kar pine ke liye apne hoont taak laya magar ek dum rook kar glaas ko be-ghair piye wapas rakh dia kiunke main nahi chahta tha ke jab main Shahji ke paas jaaoon to woh yeh jaan jaaye ke maine sharab piya hoowa hai. Apna glass wapas rakh kar main oothta hoowa boola. “Aap aahista aahista iss glass ko pi kar khtam karein itne der me main ja kar Shahji aaur ooske tinoo doost ko le kar aata hoon.”
“Shahab chaar chaar mardoon ka sooch kar hi ghabrahar ho rahi hai ke raat bhar me maaloom nahi mera kia haal kar dein aaur main ek raat me chaar mardoon ko bardasht bhi kar sakoon gi ya nahi.” Mammi ghabrai hoowi aawaaz me boolein.
Mammi ki baat soon kar main jaate jaate rook gaya aaur oonko dilaasa deta hoowa boola. “Ghabrane ki zaroorat nahi hai, aap ko kuch nahi ho ga balke chaar mardoon ke saath aap ko woh maza mile ga ke aap sooch bhi nahi sakti hain, ab aap Najma hi ko dekh lijye jab woh aasaani se oon chaaroon ko jhel leti hai to app kiun nahi jhel sakti hain. Ab aap sab ghabrahat ko bhool kar aaram se pite hoowe mere wapas aane ka intezar karein, aaur haan main darwaze ko bahar se lock kar ke jaaoon ga issliye aap ko darwaza band karne ki zaroorat nahi hai.
Jab main Shahji ke paas pauncha to wahan Rasheed, Zahid aaur Shareef bhi baithe hoowe sharab pi rahe the, mujhe dekh kar Shahji chahak kar tinoo se boola, “Lo bhai shazada hamein lene aa gaya.” Phir mujhe dekhte hoowe boola. “Abe bari der lagadi aane me ham sab bahut der se tera intezar kar rahe the, khas kar in tinoo ka haal mat pooch, khair ab waqat barbaad karne ki bajaye chalna chahiye.”
Main wall clock dekhta hoowa oonke barabar baithne laga to dekha oonhone apna ek haath apne shalwaar ke ander ghoosaya hoowa tha phir maine oonke chehre ki taraf dekha jo jazbaat ki shiddat se laal ho raha tha. Oonki haalat dekh kar main samajh gaya ke oonki nazaar TV ke screen par zaroor hai magar woh TV nahi dekh rahi hain balke aaj raat ke baare me soochte hoowe apne kheyaaloon ki dunya me doobi hooi apni choot ko sehla rahi hain. Woh bareek cotton ke kapre ka phooldaar qameez aaur white shalwar pehen rakha tha. Ander oonhonein koi shameez ya Bra. Nahi pehna tha jis ki wajah se oonki tani hoowi chaatioon ki jhalak saaf nazar aa rahi thein. Waise to woh bahut hi khubsoorat thein magar aaj to woh apne maheen kapre aaur jazbaat se tamtamaye hoowe laal chehre me ek aisi qiyamat bani hoowi thein ke bas mera dil yahi chahta tha ke oonhein pakar kar yahein TV lounge ke carpet par patakh kar oonhein chood loon, bari mushkil se main ne apne oopar qabooo paya kiunke main oonko oonki marzi ke khelaaf choodne ki bajaye oonko raazi karke choodna chahta tha, woh issliye ke woh saf saf kah chooki thein ke woh saari dunya se choodwa lein gi magar mujh se nahi. Agar main oonko zabardasti choodne ki koshish karta to woh yaqini taur par choodai ko rokne ke liye apni poori taqaat laga detein aaur oonki zabardast jadojahat ki wajah se 90 % yahi chance tha ke main oonko nahi chood pata aaur phir woh hamesha ke liye mere haath se nikal jaatein. Main shayed be-qaaboo ho kar andhe jazbaat me yeh qadam ootha leta magar yeh sab baatein fraction of second me mere demaagh me aa gaein aaur ekdum khud par qaaboo pa kar boola, “Mammi main aapke jazbaat ko samajh raha hoon magar ehtiyaat bahut zaroori hai, issliye main 11 baje ke baad Shahji ko laane ke liye jaaoon ga.”
Meri baat soon kar Mammi ek gehra saans lete hoowe apna haath apne shalwaar se nikal kar boolein, “Tum theek kehte hoo hamein har cheez bahut ehtiyaat se karna hoga.”
Main apne plan ke mutabiq oon se kaha, “Mammi aaj Saturday hai issliye ziyadah chance yahi hai ke aaj Shahji ke saath ooske tinoo doost bhi aayein ge, aap iss ke liye tayyar to hain na ?”
Meri baat soon kar Mammi ne muskura kar meri taraf dekha aaur ek masti me doobi hoowi aangraai le kar bolein. “Shahji ke tinoo doostoon ko pehle kabhi dekha taak nahi hai issliye oonke baare me sooch sooch kar abhi se sharam aa rahi hai ke jab woh aaein ge to maaloom nahi meri kia halaat ho.”
Mammi ki baat soon kar main oonke raan ko sehlata hoowa boola, “Aap sharam ki fikar mat karein, jab woh sab aap ko nanga karke aapke jism se khelna shooroo karein ge to khud bakhud aap ki sari sharam aaur jhijhaak khatam ho jaaye gi aaur aap maze me doob kar har cheez karne lagein gi, aaur haan aap sharab pine ke liye to tayyar hain na kiunke woh aaj aap ko zaroor sharab pilayein ge aaur khud bhi piyein ge.”
“Zindagi me aaj peli baar aisi aazadi mili hai ke kisi ka koi dar nahi, issliye aaj woh jo kahein ge woh sab karoon gi, ek baat to bataa ke kia sharab pikar yeh sab kuch karne me ziyaada maza aataa hai kia ?” Mammi yeh kehte hoowe poochne lagein.
Maine Mammi ke raan ko moothi me le kaar halke haalke dabata hoowa boola, “Mazaa !!! Aap oos maze ke baare me sooch bhi nahi sakti hein jo sharab pi kar sab karne me aata hai kiunke pehle kabhi aap ne pikaar choodai ka maza nahi liya hai issliye aap ko kuch nahi maaloom hai, Aaj pi kar aap ko maaloom ho jaye ga. Yeh keh kar main ek lamhe ke liye choop hoowa phir kehne laga, “Sharab pine ke baad ooska asli khoomaar chaharne me waqat lagta hai phir jab ooska khumaar theek se chahar jaata hai ooske baad har cheez karne ka mazaa hi kuch aaur hai, ab agar meri baat maan lein to oonke aane se pehle aap thoora sharab zaroor pi lein taake jab woh aaein to aap poori mast ho chooki hoon, woh aa kar jab aap ko sharab ke nashe me mast dekhein ge to sab ke sab khoosh ho jayein ge aaur aap ko bhi poora maza milne lage ga.”
Meri baat soon kar Mammi be-ghair kuch sooche fauran boolein, “Phir aisa kar ke too abhi ja kar pehle Shahji se sharab le kar aaja take oon ke aane se pehle main pi loon ooske baad thoora thehar kar tum doobara Shahji ke paas ja kar oose le aana.”
Mammi ki baat soon kar main dil hi dil me khushi se oochal para aaur fauran ooth kar sofe ke piche rakhe hoowe wisky ki bottle ko nikala aaur oose le kar Mammi ke paas baithta hoowa boola, “Aap khud dekhiye mujhe aap ka kitna kheyaal hai, aap ke liye sharab ka intezaam maine pehle hi se kar liya tha taake aaj milne waali aazadi ke pehli raat me kisi cheez me kami na ho.”
Mammi hairat se kabhi mujhe aaur kabhi wisky ki bottle ko dekhne lagein phir mere haath se wisky ki bottle ko le kar oose oolat poolat kar dekhte hoowe boolein, “Oosdin Shahji ke ghar jo sharab dekhi thi woh to doosre qisim ki thi.”
“Yeh wisky hai aaur oosdin jo aapne dekha tha woh beer tha, dono alaag alaag cheez hain. Asli sharab yahi hai jo aap ke haath me hai.” Yeh kah kar main ek lamhe ke liye choop hoowa phir boola, “Mere kheyaal me an waqat zaya karne ki bajaye pina shooroo kardein taake Shahji ke aane taak iiska thoora bahut asar to ho taake aap bilkul masti me doob kar Shahji ko welcome kahein.” Main jaanta tha ke Mammi ko sharab ke baare me kuch nahi maaloom issliye main jo kuch kahoon ga woho poora yaqeen kar lein gi.
Mammi pehle hi sharaab pine ke liye raazi ho chookien thein issliye oonhoo ne kuch kehne ki bajaye gardan hila kar haan kah diya. Main fauran kitchen gaya aaur wahan se coke ki bottle, do khaali glass aaur ek katore me ice cube le kar wapas aakar ek halka glass oonke liye aaur ek glass apne liye coke ke saath mila kar banaya aaur Mammi ki taraf oonka glass barhata hoowa boola. “Aap aaj pehli baar pi rahi hain issliye coke me mila hoowa hone ke bawajood iss ka test aap ko shooroo me bilkul acha nahi lage ga, issliye aap saans rook kar poore glass ko ek hi saans me khatam kar dein.”
Mammi ne waisa hi kia jaisa maine kaha tha, aaur poore glaas ko khatam kar ke moohn banate hoowe ek haath se apne gale aaur sine ko sehlati hoowi boolein, “Oooff tauba mere sine aaur gale me aag si lag rahi hai aaur jal raha hai.”
Main oonke haath se khali glass lete hoowe boola, “Pehli baar pine se aisa hi lagta hai, yeh bilkul normal hai.” Yeh keh kar oonke liye doosra magar bahut hi halka glaas banaya, main khaas kar oonke liye bahut halka paig iss liye bana raha tha taake oon par nasha na charhe kiunke main chahta tha ke oon par nasha na charhe balke oon par wisky ka halka halka khumar hi charhe jo oonke jazbaat ki shiddat ko aaur bhi barhane lagta. Main oonka glass bana kar oonki taraf barhata hoowa boola. “Iss glass ko pehle ki tarah mat piyein balke rok rok kar chooski lete hoowe aaram aaram se piyein.”
Meri baat soon kar Mammi ekdum apne sine par haath rakhte hoowe ghabrai hoowi aawaaz me boolein. “Nahi nahi ab nahi pioon gi iss ka test bhi kharab hai aaur iss me bahut badboo hai.”
Oonka thoora aaur pina bahut zaroori tha issliye oonko bari mushkil se samjha boojha kar akhir raazi kar hi lia, jab oonhoone ek ghoont leliya to main apna glass ootha kar pine ke liye apne hoont taak laya magar ek dum rook kar glaas ko be-ghair piye wapas rakh dia kiunke main nahi chahta tha ke jab main Shahji ke paas jaaoon to woh yeh jaan jaaye ke maine sharab piya hoowa hai. Apna glass wapas rakh kar main oothta hoowa boola. “Aap aahista aahista iss glass ko pi kar khtam karein itne der me main ja kar Shahji aaur ooske tinoo doost ko le kar aata hoon.”
“Shahab chaar chaar mardoon ka sooch kar hi ghabrahar ho rahi hai ke raat bhar me maaloom nahi mera kia haal kar dein aaur main ek raat me chaar mardoon ko bardasht bhi kar sakoon gi ya nahi.” Mammi ghabrai hoowi aawaaz me boolein.
Mammi ki baat soon kar main jaate jaate rook gaya aaur oonko dilaasa deta hoowa boola. “Ghabrane ki zaroorat nahi hai, aap ko kuch nahi ho ga balke chaar mardoon ke saath aap ko woh maza mile ga ke aap sooch bhi nahi sakti hain, ab aap Najma hi ko dekh lijye jab woh aasaani se oon chaaroon ko jhel leti hai to app kiun nahi jhel sakti hain. Ab aap sab ghabrahat ko bhool kar aaram se pite hoowe mere wapas aane ka intezar karein, aaur haan main darwaze ko bahar se lock kar ke jaaoon ga issliye aap ko darwaza band karne ki zaroorat nahi hai.
Jab main Shahji ke paas pauncha to wahan Rasheed, Zahid aaur Shareef bhi baithe hoowe sharab pi rahe the, mujhe dekh kar Shahji chahak kar tinoo se boola, “Lo bhai shazada hamein lene aa gaya.” Phir mujhe dekhte hoowe boola. “Abe bari der lagadi aane me ham sab bahut der se tera intezar kar rahe the, khas kar in tinoo ka haal mat pooch, khair ab waqat barbaad karne ki bajaye chalna chahiye.”
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