15-12-2019, 05:28 PM
(This post was last modified: 11-11-2021, 03:48 AM by hirarandi. Edited 1 time in total. Edited 1 time in total.)
Teesre din ham sab walime me gayee aaur walime ke baad rasm ke mutabiq Najma ko apne saath le kar aa gaye. Najma jab aai to oos din akele me oosse baat karne ka koi mooqa nahi mila. Doosre din shaam ko thandi hawa khane ka bahana bana kar chaat (Roof) par mere saath aa gai to maine betaabi se poocha, “Ab jaldi jaldi bataao ke suhag raat kaisa raha, choodai ke baare me bataao aaur yeh bataao ke oose koi shak to nahi hoowa ?”
Najma meri baat soon kar hans di aaur hanste hoowe booli, “Kamal bahut hi sidha sadha aaur bilkul budhoo mard hai, oosne shaadi se pehle kisi ko choodna to door ki baat hai kisi ladki ko nanga bhi nahi dekha. Woh choodne me boora nahi hai, ooska lund choota to hai magar bahut der taak choodta hai.” Itna keh kar Najma thoora rooki phir kuch yaad kar ke zor se hans pari aaur hanste hoowe booli. “Jab woh mere kapre ootarne laga to main ne ooska haath pakar liya aaur thore gusse ke saath sharmane ki acting karte hoowe oos se boli “chi chi aap ko sharam nahi aati aap mujhe nanga kiun kar rahe hain” woh mere ghusse se thoora ghabra gaya aaur sharmate hoowe mujhe toote toote sentence Mia biwi ke baare me kuch batane ki koshish kar ke mere kapre ootaar na chaha to maine soocha ke kiun na poora darama karke sirif oose hi nahi ooske poore ghar waaloon ko be-waqoof bana kar apni sharafat ka pakka chaap laga doon. Yeh sooch kar main ooske haath ko jhattaak kar bistar se ootar gaai aaur cheekhne chillane lagi, woh bechala mujhe chikhta chillata dekh kar woh ghabra kar kamre ka darwaaza khoola aaur bijli ki tarah bahar nikal ngaya, itne der me meri cheekh pookar soon kar meri saas kamre me aagai to main roone ki acting karte hoowe oosse lapat gai aaur ghussa dekhate hoowe on se kaha, “Kamal bahut be-sharam hai woh mere kapre ootar rahe tha,”
Meri baat soon kar woh ek dum satpata gaein aaur mujhe thaharne ka kah kar kamre se chali gaaien. Woh Nani jaan ke paas gaein thein aaur oonhein jagar kar poori baat oonko bataya tha kiunke thori der me Nani jaan mere paas aagaein aaur kamre ka darwaaza band karke mujhe poori tafseel se ek ek baat bataya ke shaadi ke baad kia hota hai aaur suhag raat me Mia biwi kia karte hain, sab kuch bata kar chali gaein aaur jate jate bool gaein ke Kamal jo kuch mere saath kare main oose karne doon. Thoori der me Kamal wapas aagaye aaur thori der mere paas baith kar idhar oodhar ki baat kate rahe phir mere kapre ootarne lage iss bar maine oonhein nahi roka. Mujhe nanga karne ke baad khud bhi nange ho gaye aaur 10 minute taak woh mujhe choomte aaur piyaar karte rahe aaur meri khubsoorti ki taareef karte rahe phir woh mujhe choodne ke liye apna lund meri choot me ghusana shooro kar diya to main takleef ki acting karke rone lagi aaur oonhein choorne ke liye kehne lagi. Phir jab theek se dhakke maar maar kar choodna shooro kia to main oonse lapat kaar oonhein bataya ke bahut mazaa aa raha hai. Choodai khatam karke woh jaise hi washroom gayee main jaldi se khoon ki bottle nikali aaur apni choot ke paas bistaar par thoora khoon dal kar bottle ko gadde ke niche choopa diya, jab woh wapas aaye to main rone ki acting karke oonhein bataya ke meri choot phat gaai hai aaur khoon nikla hai, woh bistar par khoon dekh kar khooshi se mujhe lapta kar bataya ke khoon kiun nikla hai aaur kaise nikla hai.”
Main bilkul choop chaap Najma ki baat soon raha tha beech me kuch issliye nahi boola ke koi bhi chaat par aa sakta tha aaur Najma ki poori baat soon nahi pata. Najma ne jab apni baat khatam ki to main ooske kaan ko pakar kar boola, “Too ne to kamaal kar diya tum itni chaalbaaz hogi main sooch bhi nahi sakta tha ab agar koi bhi jaa kar oonse kahe ke tum shaadi se pehle khoob choodwa chooki ho to woh zidagi bhar iss baat ka yaqeen nahi karein ge, are haan yeh bataao ke fitkiri ke paani se tumhari choot tight bhi hoowi ya nahi.”
“Fitkiri ke paani ne to kamaal kar diya, meri choot bilkul kanwari choot ki tarah tight ho gai hai. Maine jab Kamal ke lund ko dekha to soocha tha ke ooske choote lund se mujhe choodai ka poora maza nahi mile ga magar jab oosne lund ghoosana shooroo kia to sach kehti hoon mujhe takleef hone lagi thi aaur ooska lund choot me iss tarah phans phans kar ghoosraha tha aaur nikal raha tha jaise pehli baar Shahji se choodwate hoowe hoowa tha.”
Najma ki baat soon kar maine soocha ke oose apna lund dekha doon jo ab Shahji ke lund se bhi bara aaur moota hogaya tha. Maine chaaroon taraf dekha ke koi apne chaat se hame dekh to nahi raha hai, jab mujhe koi bhi nazar nahi aaya to main apne paint ki zip ko khool kar apna lund jo Najma ki baatein soon kar poori tarah tan chooka tha nikala aaur Najma ke haath ko pakar kar apne lund par rakhta hoowa boola, “Zara isse bhi pakar kar dekh le.”
Najma khaap se mere lund ko pakar li aaur be had hairaat me doobi hoowi aawaaz me boli, “Baap re yyyyyeh tera hi hai mmmmagar itna bara aaur moota kaise hogaya.”
Main jaldi se dobara apne lund ko paint ke ander karke zip ko band kia aaur oose bataya ke mera lund bara aaur moota kaise hoowa hai.
Woh meri baat soon kar ek gehra saans li aaur booli, “Tumhara lund to Shahji ke lund se bhi bara aaur moota hogaya hai, shahab kisi bhi tarah koi raasta nikal kar mujhe choodo, tumhare lund se main choodwane ke liye pagal ho gaai hoon.
“Shahji, Shareef, Zahid aaur Rasheed sab ke sab mere lund ko dekh kaar hairaan hain ke din badin mera lund iss tezi se kaise barh raha hai, maine kisi ko bhi dawa ke baare me nahi bataya hai aaur na hi kabhi bataaoon ga tum bhi kabhi kisi ko maat bata dena.” Najma meri raazdaar thi issliye oose sab kuch bata diya. Thoori der baad ham dono niche aa gaye.
Do din ke baad Najma ke susraal waloon ki dawaat ham ne rakhi thi, dawaat ke baad Najma wapas apne susraal chali gaai.
Shaadi ke ek hafte ke baad Chaachaa Chaachi bhi wapas India chale gaye. Kabeer aaur Aasma ki summer vacation thi woh ziyada taar Naani jaan ke ghar rehte the isske bawajood Mammi ke saath kuch karne ka mooqa nahi milta tha kiunke dono bhabhiaan ghar par hoti thein. Main samajh raha tha ke sab ke Usa chale jaane ke baad hi kuch karne ka mooqa mile ga. Din raat main yahi soochta rahta ke sab ke jaane ke baad main kis tarah Mammi ko raazi karke chodoon, phir Najma ki kahi hoowi do baat yaad aai, pehli baat jis ka matlab yeh tha “Jo aurat kisi mard ke lund ko pakar leti hai oose choodna mushkil nahi” Doosri baat Mammi ko sharab pilane ki. In do baatoon ne mujhe ek raasta dikhaya aaur main oosi raaste ko samne rakh kar Mammi ko choodne ka plan banane laga. Pappa ke flight se ek hafte pehle maine karmoo ki madad se Johnnie Walker Red lable ki ek bottle 450 Rupai me khareed kar ghar ke store room me choopa kar rakh diya.
Shaadi ka sab hangama to khatam ho chooka tha ab sab ke USA jaane ka hangama shooroo ho gaya tha. Friday 21 August ko raat 10 baje Najma apne shauhar Kamal ke saath aagai aaur bataya ke ooski saas aaur sasur raat do baje sidhe airport milne ke liye pahunc jaayein ge. Nanijaan, Mamoon aaur Mamani shaam ko hi aagaye the taake sab saath hi Pappa logoon ko airport seaoff karne ja sakein. ek baje ham sab teen car aaur aaur do texioon me airport rawan ho gaye. Airport pahunche to Safdar uncle pehle hi pahuch kar hamara intezaar kar rahe the. Thoori der me Najma ke sasur aaur saas bhi aa gaein. Pappa ke talluqaat ki wajah se custom waghaira ke tamaam jhamele se jaan choot gaii aaur beghair line me lage sab ka check-in ho kar boarding card mil gaya. Plane me jaane se pehle ham sab ne gale mil kar sab ko rukhsat kar diya. Najma, Kamal aaur Kamal ke Abba aaur Amma airport se apne ghar chale gaye, Nani, Mamoon aaur Mamani hamare saath hamare ghar aa gaye. ham sobah 6 baje ke qareeb ghar pahunche, aate hoowe raaste se naashte ke liye Halwa aaur poori le liy tha. Ham sab saari raat ke jaage aaur bahut thake hoowe the iss liye naashta karte hi jise jaha jagah mili soone ke liye let gaya aaur dekhte hi dekhte sab ke sab gehri neend me doob gaye.
Meri aankh shaam ke 5 baje khooli to dekha sab ke sab na sirif ooth choke hain balke shower waghaira le kar fresh bhi ho chooke hain. Mammi ne bataya ke Mamoon hotel se sab ke liye khana lane gaye hoowe hain aaur mujhe jaldi se nahane ke liye kaha taake sab saath khana khaa lein. Saat baje Nani, Mamoon aaur Mamani Kabeer aaur Aasma ko apne saath le kar apne ghar chale gaye.
Najma meri baat soon kar hans di aaur hanste hoowe booli, “Kamal bahut hi sidha sadha aaur bilkul budhoo mard hai, oosne shaadi se pehle kisi ko choodna to door ki baat hai kisi ladki ko nanga bhi nahi dekha. Woh choodne me boora nahi hai, ooska lund choota to hai magar bahut der taak choodta hai.” Itna keh kar Najma thoora rooki phir kuch yaad kar ke zor se hans pari aaur hanste hoowe booli. “Jab woh mere kapre ootarne laga to main ne ooska haath pakar liya aaur thore gusse ke saath sharmane ki acting karte hoowe oos se boli “chi chi aap ko sharam nahi aati aap mujhe nanga kiun kar rahe hain” woh mere ghusse se thoora ghabra gaya aaur sharmate hoowe mujhe toote toote sentence Mia biwi ke baare me kuch batane ki koshish kar ke mere kapre ootaar na chaha to maine soocha ke kiun na poora darama karke sirif oose hi nahi ooske poore ghar waaloon ko be-waqoof bana kar apni sharafat ka pakka chaap laga doon. Yeh sooch kar main ooske haath ko jhattaak kar bistar se ootar gaai aaur cheekhne chillane lagi, woh bechala mujhe chikhta chillata dekh kar woh ghabra kar kamre ka darwaaza khoola aaur bijli ki tarah bahar nikal ngaya, itne der me meri cheekh pookar soon kar meri saas kamre me aagai to main roone ki acting karte hoowe oosse lapat gai aaur ghussa dekhate hoowe on se kaha, “Kamal bahut be-sharam hai woh mere kapre ootar rahe tha,”
Meri baat soon kar woh ek dum satpata gaein aaur mujhe thaharne ka kah kar kamre se chali gaaien. Woh Nani jaan ke paas gaein thein aaur oonhein jagar kar poori baat oonko bataya tha kiunke thori der me Nani jaan mere paas aagaein aaur kamre ka darwaaza band karke mujhe poori tafseel se ek ek baat bataya ke shaadi ke baad kia hota hai aaur suhag raat me Mia biwi kia karte hain, sab kuch bata kar chali gaein aaur jate jate bool gaein ke Kamal jo kuch mere saath kare main oose karne doon. Thoori der me Kamal wapas aagaye aaur thori der mere paas baith kar idhar oodhar ki baat kate rahe phir mere kapre ootarne lage iss bar maine oonhein nahi roka. Mujhe nanga karne ke baad khud bhi nange ho gaye aaur 10 minute taak woh mujhe choomte aaur piyaar karte rahe aaur meri khubsoorti ki taareef karte rahe phir woh mujhe choodne ke liye apna lund meri choot me ghusana shooro kar diya to main takleef ki acting karke rone lagi aaur oonhein choorne ke liye kehne lagi. Phir jab theek se dhakke maar maar kar choodna shooro kia to main oonse lapat kaar oonhein bataya ke bahut mazaa aa raha hai. Choodai khatam karke woh jaise hi washroom gayee main jaldi se khoon ki bottle nikali aaur apni choot ke paas bistaar par thoora khoon dal kar bottle ko gadde ke niche choopa diya, jab woh wapas aaye to main rone ki acting karke oonhein bataya ke meri choot phat gaai hai aaur khoon nikla hai, woh bistar par khoon dekh kar khooshi se mujhe lapta kar bataya ke khoon kiun nikla hai aaur kaise nikla hai.”
Main bilkul choop chaap Najma ki baat soon raha tha beech me kuch issliye nahi boola ke koi bhi chaat par aa sakta tha aaur Najma ki poori baat soon nahi pata. Najma ne jab apni baat khatam ki to main ooske kaan ko pakar kar boola, “Too ne to kamaal kar diya tum itni chaalbaaz hogi main sooch bhi nahi sakta tha ab agar koi bhi jaa kar oonse kahe ke tum shaadi se pehle khoob choodwa chooki ho to woh zidagi bhar iss baat ka yaqeen nahi karein ge, are haan yeh bataao ke fitkiri ke paani se tumhari choot tight bhi hoowi ya nahi.”
“Fitkiri ke paani ne to kamaal kar diya, meri choot bilkul kanwari choot ki tarah tight ho gai hai. Maine jab Kamal ke lund ko dekha to soocha tha ke ooske choote lund se mujhe choodai ka poora maza nahi mile ga magar jab oosne lund ghoosana shooroo kia to sach kehti hoon mujhe takleef hone lagi thi aaur ooska lund choot me iss tarah phans phans kar ghoosraha tha aaur nikal raha tha jaise pehli baar Shahji se choodwate hoowe hoowa tha.”
Najma ki baat soon kar maine soocha ke oose apna lund dekha doon jo ab Shahji ke lund se bhi bara aaur moota hogaya tha. Maine chaaroon taraf dekha ke koi apne chaat se hame dekh to nahi raha hai, jab mujhe koi bhi nazar nahi aaya to main apne paint ki zip ko khool kar apna lund jo Najma ki baatein soon kar poori tarah tan chooka tha nikala aaur Najma ke haath ko pakar kar apne lund par rakhta hoowa boola, “Zara isse bhi pakar kar dekh le.”
Najma khaap se mere lund ko pakar li aaur be had hairaat me doobi hoowi aawaaz me boli, “Baap re yyyyyeh tera hi hai mmmmagar itna bara aaur moota kaise hogaya.”
Main jaldi se dobara apne lund ko paint ke ander karke zip ko band kia aaur oose bataya ke mera lund bara aaur moota kaise hoowa hai.
Woh meri baat soon kar ek gehra saans li aaur booli, “Tumhara lund to Shahji ke lund se bhi bara aaur moota hogaya hai, shahab kisi bhi tarah koi raasta nikal kar mujhe choodo, tumhare lund se main choodwane ke liye pagal ho gaai hoon.
“Shahji, Shareef, Zahid aaur Rasheed sab ke sab mere lund ko dekh kaar hairaan hain ke din badin mera lund iss tezi se kaise barh raha hai, maine kisi ko bhi dawa ke baare me nahi bataya hai aaur na hi kabhi bataaoon ga tum bhi kabhi kisi ko maat bata dena.” Najma meri raazdaar thi issliye oose sab kuch bata diya. Thoori der baad ham dono niche aa gaye.
Do din ke baad Najma ke susraal waloon ki dawaat ham ne rakhi thi, dawaat ke baad Najma wapas apne susraal chali gaai.
Shaadi ke ek hafte ke baad Chaachaa Chaachi bhi wapas India chale gaye. Kabeer aaur Aasma ki summer vacation thi woh ziyada taar Naani jaan ke ghar rehte the isske bawajood Mammi ke saath kuch karne ka mooqa nahi milta tha kiunke dono bhabhiaan ghar par hoti thein. Main samajh raha tha ke sab ke Usa chale jaane ke baad hi kuch karne ka mooqa mile ga. Din raat main yahi soochta rahta ke sab ke jaane ke baad main kis tarah Mammi ko raazi karke chodoon, phir Najma ki kahi hoowi do baat yaad aai, pehli baat jis ka matlab yeh tha “Jo aurat kisi mard ke lund ko pakar leti hai oose choodna mushkil nahi” Doosri baat Mammi ko sharab pilane ki. In do baatoon ne mujhe ek raasta dikhaya aaur main oosi raaste ko samne rakh kar Mammi ko choodne ka plan banane laga. Pappa ke flight se ek hafte pehle maine karmoo ki madad se Johnnie Walker Red lable ki ek bottle 450 Rupai me khareed kar ghar ke store room me choopa kar rakh diya.
Shaadi ka sab hangama to khatam ho chooka tha ab sab ke USA jaane ka hangama shooroo ho gaya tha. Friday 21 August ko raat 10 baje Najma apne shauhar Kamal ke saath aagai aaur bataya ke ooski saas aaur sasur raat do baje sidhe airport milne ke liye pahunc jaayein ge. Nanijaan, Mamoon aaur Mamani shaam ko hi aagaye the taake sab saath hi Pappa logoon ko airport seaoff karne ja sakein. ek baje ham sab teen car aaur aaur do texioon me airport rawan ho gaye. Airport pahunche to Safdar uncle pehle hi pahuch kar hamara intezaar kar rahe the. Thoori der me Najma ke sasur aaur saas bhi aa gaein. Pappa ke talluqaat ki wajah se custom waghaira ke tamaam jhamele se jaan choot gaii aaur beghair line me lage sab ka check-in ho kar boarding card mil gaya. Plane me jaane se pehle ham sab ne gale mil kar sab ko rukhsat kar diya. Najma, Kamal aaur Kamal ke Abba aaur Amma airport se apne ghar chale gaye, Nani, Mamoon aaur Mamani hamare saath hamare ghar aa gaye. ham sobah 6 baje ke qareeb ghar pahunche, aate hoowe raaste se naashte ke liye Halwa aaur poori le liy tha. Ham sab saari raat ke jaage aaur bahut thake hoowe the iss liye naashta karte hi jise jaha jagah mili soone ke liye let gaya aaur dekhte hi dekhte sab ke sab gehri neend me doob gaye.
Meri aankh shaam ke 5 baje khooli to dekha sab ke sab na sirif ooth choke hain balke shower waghaira le kar fresh bhi ho chooke hain. Mammi ne bataya ke Mamoon hotel se sab ke liye khana lane gaye hoowe hain aaur mujhe jaldi se nahane ke liye kaha taake sab saath khana khaa lein. Saat baje Nani, Mamoon aaur Mamani Kabeer aaur Aasma ko apne saath le kar apne ghar chale gaye.