15-12-2019, 05:27 PM
(This post was last modified: 11-11-2021, 03:43 AM by hirarandi. Edited 1 time in total. Edited 1 time in total.)
Dono ke jaane ke baad ham sab thoori der bilkul choop rahe phir Mammi ooth kar darwaaze ki taraf ja kaar darwaaze se hi bahar har taraf dekh kar waapaas aaein aaur mere barabar baith kar halki aawaz me kehne lagein, “Shahab main choodwane ke liye pagaal ho rahi hoon, aaj kal Shahji ko to ham ghar par boolwa nahi sakte ab kal tere Pappa bhi nahi hoonge issliye mooqe ka faida ootha kar kal shaam ko kisi se milne ka bahana karke main khud Shahji ke yahaan ja kar choodwa loon gi waise bhi Sunday ko woh bhi apni dookan shaam 6 baje hi band kar deta hai.”
Abhi main kuch boolta ke Najma jo sab kuch soon rahi thi bool paari, “Mammi aap akeli nahi main bhi aap ke saath jaaoon gi, main bhi to choodwane ke liye taraap rahi hoon.”
“Theek hai, theek hai bahana karke tujhe bhi saath hi le jaaoon gi.” Najma se keh kar Mammi ne meri taraf dekha aaur boolein, “tum kal apne kisi doost ke paas mat chale jaana.”
Abhi main kuch jawaab deta ke bahar kisi bhai ke kamre ka darwaaza khulne ki aawaaz aai jise soonte hi Mammi oochaal kar wapas mujh se door apni jagaah ja kar baith gaiien oonke baith te hi Kareem bhai TV lounge me aa gae aaur hamare saath hi baith gaye woh yaqini taur par aaj raat ki pehli choodai khatam karke aae the, thoori de me Chaachaa aaur chaachi bhi aa gaye. Oos raat phir ham koi baat nahi kar sake.
Doosre din soobah ko kichen me maine Mammi se keh diya ke shaam ka programe pakka hai. Nashte ke baad Kareem bhai Pappa ko station drop karke wapas aa gaye. Najma ko choodne aaur Mammi ki choodai dekhne ke tasawaar se poore din mere jism me lazzaat bhari sansanahat hoti rahi. Main din bhar ek minute ke liye bhi ghar se bahar nahi nikla, Shahji ko bhi shaam ke programe ki khabar dene nahi gaya kiunke mujhe maaloom tha ke woh khaas kar Sunday ko dookan band karne ke baad kahein jaane ke bajaae woh naha dhoo kar apne kamre me baith kar sharaab pita hai.
Main apne kamre me tha ke Mammi ne mujhe awaaz de kar boolaya, mujhe maaloom tha ke woho TV lounge me hoon gi issliye main sidha oonke paas pahunch gaya, wahan dono bhai, bhabhiyaan, Chacha, Chaachi aaur sab bache baithe TV dekh rahe the. Dono bhai aaur bhaabhi ke kaproon ko dekh kar lagta tha ke woh kahein jaane waale hain, main whaan pahunch kar Mammi ki taraaf dekhta hoowa boola, “Ji Mammi aap ne mujhe bulaya hai.”
“Mujhe Salma (Mammi ki doost ka naam) ke yahan jana hai ab shaam ho gaai hai main akele to nahi jaaoon gi too mere saath chaal aaur mujhe wahaan choor kar wapas aajana phir 2 / 3 ghante ke baad wahan aa kar mujhe wapas le aana.” Mammi ne bilkul normal leje me boola.
Mere kuch boolne se pehle Kareem bhai bool pare, “Mammi ham loog to Safdar uncle ke yahan jaa hi rahe hain, ham ki aap ko choorte hoowe chale jaaein ge aaur jab aana hoga aap Shahab ko bata dijye woh aap ko lene pahunch jaae ga.”
“Aare nahi tum log jaao main Shahab ko le kar chali jaaoon gi aaur itna door bhi nahi hai ke car me jana zaroori ho.” Mammi ne Kareem Bhai se kaha.
Najma fauran bool pari, “Mammi main bhi aap ke saath jaaoon gi soobah se ghar me baithe baithe bor ho gaai hoon.”
“Pagal ho gaai ho tum bhi jaao gi to kabeer auur Aasma ko kaun dekhe ga aaur tere Chacha Chaachi bhi akele rah jaaein ge.” Waise hamare irade aaur programe ke baare me kisi ko zarra barabar bhi shaak nahi ho sakta tha magar choonke hamare dil me choor tha issiliye sab ko soonane ke liye Mammi yeh sab keh rahi thein.
“Are nahi nahi hamari aaur yahan ki fikar maat karein isse bhi le jaaein yeh to yahan thore dinoo ki mehmaan hai issliye iss ki har baat maan liya karein.” Mammi ke inkaar par Najma sabko dekhane ke liye apna mooh bana liya tha jise dekh kar Chacha bool pare the.
Bhai aaur bhabhioon ke jaane ke 10 minute baad ham tinoo nikal pare. Raat ka 8 baj chooka tha magar shaam ka andhera nahi phaila tha aaur abhi bhi mausam bahut garam tha. Raaste me maine Mammi se kah diya tha ke woh aahista aahista Shahji ke pichli gaali se ooske darwaaze par aayein main pehle se jaa kar darwaaze ko khulwa kar rakhoon ga taake woh aatehi fauran sidhe ander ghoos sakein. Main oonse alag ho kar tez tez qadmoon se shahji ke darwaaze par pahunch kar knock kia thoori der me Shahji ne darwaza khoola aaur mujhe dekh kar khoosh ho kar boola, “Bari lambi oomar hai teri main tere baare hi me sooch raha tha ke too ……………………… abhi woh apni baat khatam bhi nahi kia tha ke Mammi aaur Najma ko ander aata dekh kar hairaat ke maare choop ho gaya.
Main jaldi se darwaaze ko band kar ke Shahji ki taraf moor kar dekh jo khaas kar Mammi ko apne yahaan dekh kar hairaat ke maare moorti bana Mammi ko dekhe jaa raha tha, Shahji ki haalat dekh kar main haans kar boola, “Shahji kia yahein khare khare poora waqat nikaal do ge, ander to chaloo.”
Meri baat soon kar Shahji hoosh me aagaya aaur ekdum Mammi aaur Najma ki kamaar me haath daal kar dono ko ek saath khud se laptata hoowa khushi se chahak kar boola, “Dono ko ek saath apne yahan dekh kar yaqeen nahi aa raha hai kair ab ander chal.”
Ham sab kamre me gayee to maine dekha ek baalti me beer ke bottles ko ice me thanda karne ke liye rakha gayaa hai aaur sofe ke saamne table par aath (8) beer ki khaali bottle aaur ek aadhi bottle rakhi hoowi hai, kamre me room cooler ki wajah se garmi bilkul nahi thi, Shahji Mammi aaur Najma ko le kar bistaar par baith gaya tha. Main aath khaali bottle ko hairaat se dekhta hoowa Shahji se poocha, “Shahji aath aath botalein pi chooke ho aaur tum abhi taak hoosh me ho.”
“Abe nahi yeh sab main akela nahi piya hai, Shareef, Zahid aaur Rasheed bhi yahein the yeh ham sab ne mil kar piya hai woh tinoo tum logoon ke aane se 15 minute pehle hi to gayee hain,” Shahji yeh keh kar Mammi aaur Najma ko apne jism se bhaichta hoowa boola, “Agar mujhe maaloom hota ke yeh dono aa rahi hain to tinoo ko rook leta oon tinoo ne jab se teri Maa ko dekha hai woh saale isse choodne ke liye lund haath me liye ghoom rahe hain”
Shahji ki baat soon kar Mammi bool pari, “Hamari to mulaaqat bhi nahi hoowi phir oon tinoo ne mujhe kaise dekh liya.”
“Pichle hafte tum waterpump ke market me kisi ke saath ek dookan se kuch khareed rahi the oos waqat ham chaaroon bhi wahein the phir maine tinoo ko bataya ke tum kaun ho, woh saale to tuhein dekh kar pagal ho gaye aaur agar oonka bas chalta to tuhein wahein patakh kar chood lete, agar tum akele ho ti to main tum ko oon se milwa bhi deta.” Shahji Mammi ko dekhta hoowa boola
Batoon me ziyadah waqat na guzar jaaye yeh sooch kar main jaldi se boola “Ab jo hona tha woh ho gaya agar woh nahi jaate to aaj hi Mammi ko chood sakte the, kair aaj na sahi kal woh Mammi ko chood hi lein ge, ab abhi tum choodna shooroo kar do hame jaldi jaana hai kiunke ham bari mushkil se bahana bana kar nikle hain.”
Phir ham chaaroon kapre ootar kar naange ho gaye. Main Najma ke haath ko pakar kar apne paas lana hi chahta tha ke Shahji fauran Najma ke haath ko mujh se choora liya to main hairaat se boola, “Shahji ye kia tum Mammi ko choodna shooroo karo main Najma ko choodoon ga.”
Shahji Mammi ko choor kar Najma ki chaati ko dabata hoowa boola, “Aabe saale yeh teri bahen hai too isse jab chahe chood sakta hai, aaj yeh itne dinoo ke baad to mili hai aaur yeh thore dino me shaadi kar ke chali jaae gi phir maaloom nahi isse kabhi choodne ka mooqa mile ya na mile, issliye aaj pehle isse chodoon ga phir teri Maa ko chodoon ga.
Abhi main kuch boolta ke Najma jo sab kuch soon rahi thi bool paari, “Mammi aap akeli nahi main bhi aap ke saath jaaoon gi, main bhi to choodwane ke liye taraap rahi hoon.”
“Theek hai, theek hai bahana karke tujhe bhi saath hi le jaaoon gi.” Najma se keh kar Mammi ne meri taraf dekha aaur boolein, “tum kal apne kisi doost ke paas mat chale jaana.”
Abhi main kuch jawaab deta ke bahar kisi bhai ke kamre ka darwaaza khulne ki aawaaz aai jise soonte hi Mammi oochaal kar wapas mujh se door apni jagaah ja kar baith gaiien oonke baith te hi Kareem bhai TV lounge me aa gae aaur hamare saath hi baith gaye woh yaqini taur par aaj raat ki pehli choodai khatam karke aae the, thoori de me Chaachaa aaur chaachi bhi aa gaye. Oos raat phir ham koi baat nahi kar sake.
Doosre din soobah ko kichen me maine Mammi se keh diya ke shaam ka programe pakka hai. Nashte ke baad Kareem bhai Pappa ko station drop karke wapas aa gaye. Najma ko choodne aaur Mammi ki choodai dekhne ke tasawaar se poore din mere jism me lazzaat bhari sansanahat hoti rahi. Main din bhar ek minute ke liye bhi ghar se bahar nahi nikla, Shahji ko bhi shaam ke programe ki khabar dene nahi gaya kiunke mujhe maaloom tha ke woh khaas kar Sunday ko dookan band karne ke baad kahein jaane ke bajaae woh naha dhoo kar apne kamre me baith kar sharaab pita hai.
Main apne kamre me tha ke Mammi ne mujhe awaaz de kar boolaya, mujhe maaloom tha ke woho TV lounge me hoon gi issliye main sidha oonke paas pahunch gaya, wahan dono bhai, bhabhiyaan, Chacha, Chaachi aaur sab bache baithe TV dekh rahe the. Dono bhai aaur bhaabhi ke kaproon ko dekh kar lagta tha ke woh kahein jaane waale hain, main whaan pahunch kar Mammi ki taraaf dekhta hoowa boola, “Ji Mammi aap ne mujhe bulaya hai.”
“Mujhe Salma (Mammi ki doost ka naam) ke yahan jana hai ab shaam ho gaai hai main akele to nahi jaaoon gi too mere saath chaal aaur mujhe wahaan choor kar wapas aajana phir 2 / 3 ghante ke baad wahan aa kar mujhe wapas le aana.” Mammi ne bilkul normal leje me boola.
Mere kuch boolne se pehle Kareem bhai bool pare, “Mammi ham loog to Safdar uncle ke yahan jaa hi rahe hain, ham ki aap ko choorte hoowe chale jaaein ge aaur jab aana hoga aap Shahab ko bata dijye woh aap ko lene pahunch jaae ga.”
“Aare nahi tum log jaao main Shahab ko le kar chali jaaoon gi aaur itna door bhi nahi hai ke car me jana zaroori ho.” Mammi ne Kareem Bhai se kaha.
Najma fauran bool pari, “Mammi main bhi aap ke saath jaaoon gi soobah se ghar me baithe baithe bor ho gaai hoon.”
“Pagal ho gaai ho tum bhi jaao gi to kabeer auur Aasma ko kaun dekhe ga aaur tere Chacha Chaachi bhi akele rah jaaein ge.” Waise hamare irade aaur programe ke baare me kisi ko zarra barabar bhi shaak nahi ho sakta tha magar choonke hamare dil me choor tha issiliye sab ko soonane ke liye Mammi yeh sab keh rahi thein.
“Are nahi nahi hamari aaur yahan ki fikar maat karein isse bhi le jaaein yeh to yahan thore dinoo ki mehmaan hai issliye iss ki har baat maan liya karein.” Mammi ke inkaar par Najma sabko dekhane ke liye apna mooh bana liya tha jise dekh kar Chacha bool pare the.
Bhai aaur bhabhioon ke jaane ke 10 minute baad ham tinoo nikal pare. Raat ka 8 baj chooka tha magar shaam ka andhera nahi phaila tha aaur abhi bhi mausam bahut garam tha. Raaste me maine Mammi se kah diya tha ke woh aahista aahista Shahji ke pichli gaali se ooske darwaaze par aayein main pehle se jaa kar darwaaze ko khulwa kar rakhoon ga taake woh aatehi fauran sidhe ander ghoos sakein. Main oonse alag ho kar tez tez qadmoon se shahji ke darwaaze par pahunch kar knock kia thoori der me Shahji ne darwaza khoola aaur mujhe dekh kar khoosh ho kar boola, “Bari lambi oomar hai teri main tere baare hi me sooch raha tha ke too ……………………… abhi woh apni baat khatam bhi nahi kia tha ke Mammi aaur Najma ko ander aata dekh kar hairaat ke maare choop ho gaya.
Main jaldi se darwaaze ko band kar ke Shahji ki taraf moor kar dekh jo khaas kar Mammi ko apne yahaan dekh kar hairaat ke maare moorti bana Mammi ko dekhe jaa raha tha, Shahji ki haalat dekh kar main haans kar boola, “Shahji kia yahein khare khare poora waqat nikaal do ge, ander to chaloo.”
Meri baat soon kar Shahji hoosh me aagaya aaur ekdum Mammi aaur Najma ki kamaar me haath daal kar dono ko ek saath khud se laptata hoowa khushi se chahak kar boola, “Dono ko ek saath apne yahan dekh kar yaqeen nahi aa raha hai kair ab ander chal.”
Ham sab kamre me gayee to maine dekha ek baalti me beer ke bottles ko ice me thanda karne ke liye rakha gayaa hai aaur sofe ke saamne table par aath (8) beer ki khaali bottle aaur ek aadhi bottle rakhi hoowi hai, kamre me room cooler ki wajah se garmi bilkul nahi thi, Shahji Mammi aaur Najma ko le kar bistaar par baith gaya tha. Main aath khaali bottle ko hairaat se dekhta hoowa Shahji se poocha, “Shahji aath aath botalein pi chooke ho aaur tum abhi taak hoosh me ho.”
“Abe nahi yeh sab main akela nahi piya hai, Shareef, Zahid aaur Rasheed bhi yahein the yeh ham sab ne mil kar piya hai woh tinoo tum logoon ke aane se 15 minute pehle hi to gayee hain,” Shahji yeh keh kar Mammi aaur Najma ko apne jism se bhaichta hoowa boola, “Agar mujhe maaloom hota ke yeh dono aa rahi hain to tinoo ko rook leta oon tinoo ne jab se teri Maa ko dekha hai woh saale isse choodne ke liye lund haath me liye ghoom rahe hain”
Shahji ki baat soon kar Mammi bool pari, “Hamari to mulaaqat bhi nahi hoowi phir oon tinoo ne mujhe kaise dekh liya.”
“Pichle hafte tum waterpump ke market me kisi ke saath ek dookan se kuch khareed rahi the oos waqat ham chaaroon bhi wahein the phir maine tinoo ko bataya ke tum kaun ho, woh saale to tuhein dekh kar pagal ho gaye aaur agar oonka bas chalta to tuhein wahein patakh kar chood lete, agar tum akele ho ti to main tum ko oon se milwa bhi deta.” Shahji Mammi ko dekhta hoowa boola
Batoon me ziyadah waqat na guzar jaaye yeh sooch kar main jaldi se boola “Ab jo hona tha woh ho gaya agar woh nahi jaate to aaj hi Mammi ko chood sakte the, kair aaj na sahi kal woh Mammi ko chood hi lein ge, ab abhi tum choodna shooroo kar do hame jaldi jaana hai kiunke ham bari mushkil se bahana bana kar nikle hain.”
Phir ham chaaroon kapre ootar kar naange ho gaye. Main Najma ke haath ko pakar kar apne paas lana hi chahta tha ke Shahji fauran Najma ke haath ko mujh se choora liya to main hairaat se boola, “Shahji ye kia tum Mammi ko choodna shooroo karo main Najma ko choodoon ga.”
Shahji Mammi ko choor kar Najma ki chaati ko dabata hoowa boola, “Aabe saale yeh teri bahen hai too isse jab chahe chood sakta hai, aaj yeh itne dinoo ke baad to mili hai aaur yeh thore dino me shaadi kar ke chali jaae gi phir maaloom nahi isse kabhi choodne ka mooqa mile ya na mile, issliye aaj pehle isse chodoon ga phir teri Maa ko chodoon ga.
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