15-12-2019, 05:06 PM
(This post was last modified: 09-11-2021, 11:34 PM by hirarandi. Edited 1 time in total. Edited 1 time in total.)
Sab ko Lahore gaye hoowe ek hafta guzar gaya, Pappa roz dookan par phone karke munshiji se sab report zaroor lete. Munshi ji se khaas taur par mere baare me zaroor poochte, choonke main Pappa ke jane ke baad poora waqat dookan pe rah kaar Munshi ji se pooch pooch kar dilchaspi aaur mehnaat ke saath sab kuch seekh aaur samajh raha tha issliye Munshi ji Pappa se meri khoob taareef karte jis ki wajah se Pappa mujh se bahut khoosh the. Jab Pappa ne dekha ke main ab poori zimrdaari se kaam me dilchaspi le raha hoon to waapsi ke programe ko extend kar ke .,abad aaur Murre jane ka programe bana kar phone par mujhe bata diya.
Choonke abhi mere paas Driving Licence nahi tha iss liye Pappa ne car ko iss dar se Safdar uncle ke ghar rakhwa diya tha taake main chalaa na sakoon. Main rooz 5C ke bus se aata aaur jataa tha jo hamare ghar ke paas hi se chaalti thi aaur bikul dookan ke saamne ootarti thi.. Saturday ko ham dookan 3 baje band kardiya karte the aaur Sunday ko chootti. Woh Saturday ka din tha dookan band karke main paidal hi Sadar Bazar ki taraf chal paraa taake wahaan ladkioon ko dekh kar thoora masti maze kar ke ghar jaaoon. Ek derh gante Sadar me idhar oodhar ghoomta raha phir footpath par seconhand book bechne waale ke paas rok kaar filmi magazine aaur digest dekhne laga aaur chaand kitaabein khareed kar wapas jaane hi wala tha ke meri nazar ek aisi kitaab par pari jiska cover page bhi phata hoowa tha aaur ooske gaale hoowe paper ko dekh kar saaf maaloom hota tha ke yeh koi bahut hi poorani kitab hai. Ooske pehle page par sirf yeh likha tha, “Qadimi (old) nooshkhoo (formula) ka khazaana jo aap ki zindagi badal sakti hai”
Iss sentence ne mujhe iss kitaab ko lene par majboor kar diya, choonke main chand kitaabein khareed chooka tha issliye kitaab waale ne woh kitaab mujhe muft dedi.
Ghar aa kar sab kitabein ek taraf rakha aaur shower lene ke baad so gayya. 8 baje ootha to dinner tayyar tha, maine aaur Nanijan ne saath hi dinner liya phir main kal ke laaye hoowe movie ko le kar ghar se nikal kar pehle movie wapaas ki phir Madhubala ki doosri movie le kar pehle ghar par rakha phir Shahji ki taraaf gaya. Sab ke Lahore jaane ke baad main roozana dinner ke baad Shahji ke paas zaroor jata. Jahan ham donoo Mammi aaur Najma ki choodai ki baatein karte phir main Shahji se gand marwa kar wapaas aa jata. Doosre din choonke Sunday tha aaur chootti thi issliye main der taak Shahji ke paas raha. Shahji ke paas Rasheed, Zahid aaur Shareef bhi aaye hoowe the aaur tinoon baithe hoowe sharab pi rahe the. Woh tinoon mujhe dekh kar bahut khush ho gayee aaur Mammi ki wapsi ke bare me poochne lage. In tinoon ne Mammi ko abhi taak nahi dekha tha magar Shahji ki zabani oonke husn ki taareef soon kar woh tinoo Mammi ko choodne ke liye pagal ho rahe the. Maine oonke waapsi ke programe ke baare me bata diya. Maine bhi oonke saath thoora pi kar chaaroon se gand marwa kar wapas aa gaya. Naani so chookein thein, mujh par sharab ka khoomar charha hoowa tha main kamra band karke apne kapre ootaar kar nanga ho gaya aaur Madhubala ki laai hooi film “Boy friend” laga kar dekhne laga. Roz ki tarah film to Madubala ki chal rahi thi magar mere tassawar me Madubala ki jaghah Mammi ko dekh raha tha aaur dekhte hoowe aahista aahista mooth mar raha tha. Film ke khatam hone tak main do baar mooth mar kar jhaar chooka tha. Jab se Madhubala ki film dekhni shooroo ki thi din raat oothte baithte chaalte phirte har waqat mere dil dimaagh par Mammi hi hootein. Shahji ko maine Madubala ki film dekhne ke baare kuch nahi bataya tha aaur na hi oosse apne dil ki haalat batana chahta tha. Meri raazdaar sirif Najma thi main oosse kuch nahi choopata aaur ab be-chaini se oosse sab kuch batane ke liye ooski waapsi ka intezaar kar raha tha.
Main paani pi kar soone ke liye let gaya, chaar chaar logoon se gand marwa kar meri gand me bahut jalaan aaur takleef ho rahi thi aaur do baar mooth maar kar main bilkul dhila ho chooka tha. Main bahut der taak karwat leta raha kiunke neend nahi aa rahi thi, jab bahut der taak neend nahi aai to aaj kharide hoowe kitaaboon ko le kar baith gaya aaur beghair naam waali phati hoowi poorani kitab ko dekhne laga ke aakhir yeh kis qisim ki kitaab hai. Yeh kitaab ek hakimi (Ayurvedic) kitaab thi jis me mard aaur aaurtoon ke sex ki bimaari aaur kamzoori ke bare bataya gaya tha aaur elaaj ke liye jaari booti se dawa banane ka formule likh kar explaine kia gaya tha. Poore kitaab me khas kar teen (3) cheezen mujhe apne kam ki laagien. pehla lund ko moota, bara aaur taqatwar banane ke medicine ka taiqa, doosra sex ke power ka barhana aaur lambi oomar taak sex ke taqaat ko qayam rakhna, teesra khooli hoowi choot ko kanwari ladki ki tarah tight karna. Iise maine Najma ke liye yeh sooch kar choona tha ke choodwa choodwa kar ooski choot bahut khul gaai hai kahein suhaag raat me ooske shauhar ko shak na ho jaae issliye agar iss dawa se ooski choot tight ho jaati hai to iss se achi aaur kia baat ho sakti hai. Main sab ko banane ka tariqa likh liya aaur faisla kia ke Monday ko sab chizoon ka intezaam kar ke dawa bana kar istemaal karna shooro kar doon ga.
Faisle ke mootabiq Monday ko sab jaari booti ka intezam kar ke dawa banana shooroo kar diya. Dawa banana mushkil nahi tha magar lund ko bara karne aaur taqat barhane ki dawa banane me chaar paanch ghante lag gaaye magar dawa ban hi gaya. Choonke choot ko tight banane ke liye kisi dawa ke banane ki zaroorat nahi thi isske liye ladki ko 15/20 din taak rozana teen se chaar baar apni choot ko fitkiri (Alum) ke paani se choot ke ander taak 10 minute taah dhona tha iss se choot khud bakhud bilkul kawari ladki ki choot ki tarah tight ho jaati sirif shart yeh thi ke is beech choodai nahi kia jaaye.
Rooz ki routine ki tarah din guzarne laga maine banai hoowi dawa ko istemaal karna shooro kar diya tha. Iss ki khaas baat yeh thi ke iske istemaal ke beech choodai se mana nahi kia gaya tha.
Dasween (10th.) din mujhe dookan pahnche hoowe ghanta hi hoowa tha ke Pappa ka phone aaya ke sab abhi abhi wapas ghar pahunch chooke hain. Iss khabar ko soon kar main khushi se oochal para aaur khas kar Mammi ko dekhne ke liye be-chain hogaya. Thoori der to doosre city me maal bhejne ke liye invoice banate hoowe waqat guzara phir mujh se raha nahi gaya to main Munshi ji ko bata kar ghar ke liye chal para. Ghar pahuncha to oos waqat din ke 3 baje the aaur sab loog lunch kha rahe the. Mujhe dekh kar Pappa naraaz to nahi hoowe sirif itna kaha, “Tum se raha nahi gaya aaur dookan choor kar aa gaye.” Khane ke baad Pappa Safdar uncle ke yahan car lene gaye aaur kah gaye ke woh car le kar dookan jaayen ge phir dookan band karke hi wapaas aayein ge. Chacha bhi Pappa ke saath hi chale gaye. Choonke woh sab train ke 1st claas AC me bare aaram se safaar kar ke aaye the issliye kisi ko safar ki thakawat nahi thi. Pappa ke jaane ke baad ham sab TV Lounge me baith gaye. Main baar baar choor nazroon se Mammi ko dekhte hoowe oon sab ke iss tour ki kahani soon raha tha. Mammi ko dekhte hoowe paint me mera lund khud bakhud taan gaya tha aaur aaj Mammi mujhe bilkul mukhtalif aaur bahut aachi lag rahi thein. Baatoon me waqat guzarne ka ehsaas hi nahi hoowa aaur 5 baj gaye to Najma sab ke liye chae bana kar le aai. Chae ke khatam hote hi chaaroon bache park jane ke liye zid karne lage to Nani jaan aaur Chaachi sab bachooko le kar park chali gaien aaur jaate jaate Najma ke laakh mana karne ke bawajood oose bhi saath le gaein.
Sab ke jaate hi Mammi ne kaha “Shab jaldi se darwaaza band karke aaoo ek bahut zaroori baat karna hai.” Woh bahut daari hoowi aaur pareshan lag rahi thein.
Choonke abhi mere paas Driving Licence nahi tha iss liye Pappa ne car ko iss dar se Safdar uncle ke ghar rakhwa diya tha taake main chalaa na sakoon. Main rooz 5C ke bus se aata aaur jataa tha jo hamare ghar ke paas hi se chaalti thi aaur bikul dookan ke saamne ootarti thi.. Saturday ko ham dookan 3 baje band kardiya karte the aaur Sunday ko chootti. Woh Saturday ka din tha dookan band karke main paidal hi Sadar Bazar ki taraf chal paraa taake wahaan ladkioon ko dekh kar thoora masti maze kar ke ghar jaaoon. Ek derh gante Sadar me idhar oodhar ghoomta raha phir footpath par seconhand book bechne waale ke paas rok kaar filmi magazine aaur digest dekhne laga aaur chaand kitaabein khareed kar wapas jaane hi wala tha ke meri nazar ek aisi kitaab par pari jiska cover page bhi phata hoowa tha aaur ooske gaale hoowe paper ko dekh kar saaf maaloom hota tha ke yeh koi bahut hi poorani kitab hai. Ooske pehle page par sirf yeh likha tha, “Qadimi (old) nooshkhoo (formula) ka khazaana jo aap ki zindagi badal sakti hai”
Iss sentence ne mujhe iss kitaab ko lene par majboor kar diya, choonke main chand kitaabein khareed chooka tha issliye kitaab waale ne woh kitaab mujhe muft dedi.
Ghar aa kar sab kitabein ek taraf rakha aaur shower lene ke baad so gayya. 8 baje ootha to dinner tayyar tha, maine aaur Nanijan ne saath hi dinner liya phir main kal ke laaye hoowe movie ko le kar ghar se nikal kar pehle movie wapaas ki phir Madhubala ki doosri movie le kar pehle ghar par rakha phir Shahji ki taraaf gaya. Sab ke Lahore jaane ke baad main roozana dinner ke baad Shahji ke paas zaroor jata. Jahan ham donoo Mammi aaur Najma ki choodai ki baatein karte phir main Shahji se gand marwa kar wapaas aa jata. Doosre din choonke Sunday tha aaur chootti thi issliye main der taak Shahji ke paas raha. Shahji ke paas Rasheed, Zahid aaur Shareef bhi aaye hoowe the aaur tinoon baithe hoowe sharab pi rahe the. Woh tinoon mujhe dekh kar bahut khush ho gayee aaur Mammi ki wapsi ke bare me poochne lage. In tinoon ne Mammi ko abhi taak nahi dekha tha magar Shahji ki zabani oonke husn ki taareef soon kar woh tinoo Mammi ko choodne ke liye pagal ho rahe the. Maine oonke waapsi ke programe ke baare me bata diya. Maine bhi oonke saath thoora pi kar chaaroon se gand marwa kar wapas aa gaya. Naani so chookein thein, mujh par sharab ka khoomar charha hoowa tha main kamra band karke apne kapre ootaar kar nanga ho gaya aaur Madhubala ki laai hooi film “Boy friend” laga kar dekhne laga. Roz ki tarah film to Madubala ki chal rahi thi magar mere tassawar me Madubala ki jaghah Mammi ko dekh raha tha aaur dekhte hoowe aahista aahista mooth mar raha tha. Film ke khatam hone tak main do baar mooth mar kar jhaar chooka tha. Jab se Madhubala ki film dekhni shooroo ki thi din raat oothte baithte chaalte phirte har waqat mere dil dimaagh par Mammi hi hootein. Shahji ko maine Madubala ki film dekhne ke baare kuch nahi bataya tha aaur na hi oosse apne dil ki haalat batana chahta tha. Meri raazdaar sirif Najma thi main oosse kuch nahi choopata aaur ab be-chaini se oosse sab kuch batane ke liye ooski waapsi ka intezaar kar raha tha.
Main paani pi kar soone ke liye let gaya, chaar chaar logoon se gand marwa kar meri gand me bahut jalaan aaur takleef ho rahi thi aaur do baar mooth maar kar main bilkul dhila ho chooka tha. Main bahut der taak karwat leta raha kiunke neend nahi aa rahi thi, jab bahut der taak neend nahi aai to aaj kharide hoowe kitaaboon ko le kar baith gaya aaur beghair naam waali phati hoowi poorani kitab ko dekhne laga ke aakhir yeh kis qisim ki kitaab hai. Yeh kitaab ek hakimi (Ayurvedic) kitaab thi jis me mard aaur aaurtoon ke sex ki bimaari aaur kamzoori ke bare bataya gaya tha aaur elaaj ke liye jaari booti se dawa banane ka formule likh kar explaine kia gaya tha. Poore kitaab me khas kar teen (3) cheezen mujhe apne kam ki laagien. pehla lund ko moota, bara aaur taqatwar banane ke medicine ka taiqa, doosra sex ke power ka barhana aaur lambi oomar taak sex ke taqaat ko qayam rakhna, teesra khooli hoowi choot ko kanwari ladki ki tarah tight karna. Iise maine Najma ke liye yeh sooch kar choona tha ke choodwa choodwa kar ooski choot bahut khul gaai hai kahein suhaag raat me ooske shauhar ko shak na ho jaae issliye agar iss dawa se ooski choot tight ho jaati hai to iss se achi aaur kia baat ho sakti hai. Main sab ko banane ka tariqa likh liya aaur faisla kia ke Monday ko sab chizoon ka intezaam kar ke dawa bana kar istemaal karna shooro kar doon ga.
Faisle ke mootabiq Monday ko sab jaari booti ka intezam kar ke dawa banana shooroo kar diya. Dawa banana mushkil nahi tha magar lund ko bara karne aaur taqat barhane ki dawa banane me chaar paanch ghante lag gaaye magar dawa ban hi gaya. Choonke choot ko tight banane ke liye kisi dawa ke banane ki zaroorat nahi thi isske liye ladki ko 15/20 din taak rozana teen se chaar baar apni choot ko fitkiri (Alum) ke paani se choot ke ander taak 10 minute taah dhona tha iss se choot khud bakhud bilkul kawari ladki ki choot ki tarah tight ho jaati sirif shart yeh thi ke is beech choodai nahi kia jaaye.
Rooz ki routine ki tarah din guzarne laga maine banai hoowi dawa ko istemaal karna shooro kar diya tha. Iss ki khaas baat yeh thi ke iske istemaal ke beech choodai se mana nahi kia gaya tha.
Dasween (10th.) din mujhe dookan pahnche hoowe ghanta hi hoowa tha ke Pappa ka phone aaya ke sab abhi abhi wapas ghar pahunch chooke hain. Iss khabar ko soon kar main khushi se oochal para aaur khas kar Mammi ko dekhne ke liye be-chain hogaya. Thoori der to doosre city me maal bhejne ke liye invoice banate hoowe waqat guzara phir mujh se raha nahi gaya to main Munshi ji ko bata kar ghar ke liye chal para. Ghar pahuncha to oos waqat din ke 3 baje the aaur sab loog lunch kha rahe the. Mujhe dekh kar Pappa naraaz to nahi hoowe sirif itna kaha, “Tum se raha nahi gaya aaur dookan choor kar aa gaye.” Khane ke baad Pappa Safdar uncle ke yahan car lene gaye aaur kah gaye ke woh car le kar dookan jaayen ge phir dookan band karke hi wapaas aayein ge. Chacha bhi Pappa ke saath hi chale gaye. Choonke woh sab train ke 1st claas AC me bare aaram se safaar kar ke aaye the issliye kisi ko safar ki thakawat nahi thi. Pappa ke jaane ke baad ham sab TV Lounge me baith gaye. Main baar baar choor nazroon se Mammi ko dekhte hoowe oon sab ke iss tour ki kahani soon raha tha. Mammi ko dekhte hoowe paint me mera lund khud bakhud taan gaya tha aaur aaj Mammi mujhe bilkul mukhtalif aaur bahut aachi lag rahi thein. Baatoon me waqat guzarne ka ehsaas hi nahi hoowa aaur 5 baj gaye to Najma sab ke liye chae bana kar le aai. Chae ke khatam hote hi chaaroon bache park jane ke liye zid karne lage to Nani jaan aaur Chaachi sab bachooko le kar park chali gaien aaur jaate jaate Najma ke laakh mana karne ke bawajood oose bhi saath le gaein.
Sab ke jaate hi Mammi ne kaha “Shab jaldi se darwaaza band karke aaoo ek bahut zaroori baat karna hai.” Woh bahut daari hoowi aaur pareshan lag rahi thein.
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