15-12-2019, 05:05 PM
(This post was last modified: 31-10-2021, 12:14 AM by hirarandi. Edited 1 time in total. Edited 1 time in total.)
Shahji ke paas pahuncha to woh khana khaa kar apne kamre me aaram kar raha tha. Maine oose Karmoo ke baare me sab kuch tafseel se bata diya, meri sab baat soon kar woh kehne lagaa. “Achaa to saale ne apni dono behnoo ko dhandhe par laga diya hai.”
“haan Shahji woh saala khoob maal kamaraha hai, tum bhi kisi din dono ko boolwa kar chood kaar dekho to sahi kaisi hai.”
“Aabe saale jis ne Najma aaur teri maan ko chood liya ho oosse doosri ladki se kia mazaa aaye ga, phir bhi kisi din dono ko chood kar zaroor dekhoon ga, aaur haan saale too paise ka bahut laalchi hai issi liye teri bhalai ke liye tujhe samjha raha hoon ke too paise ki laalaach me apni behan aaur Maa ko Shaikhoon se choodwane ke liye maat bhej dena warna too bahut bari musibat me phaans jaaye ga kiunke security officer oon hoteloon par barabar raid karti rehti hai aaur jo pakre jaate hain onke bare bare photo akhbaroon me chaap jata hai.” Shahji mujhe dekhta hoowa boola.
Waise bhi maine kisi ko Shaikhoon se choodwane ka bare me bilkul nahi soocha tha issliye maine Shahji ko yaqeen dilaya ke mere dimaagh me aisi koi baat nahi hai.
Shahji mere raan ko sehlata hoowa boola, “Saale main samaajhta hoon ke tere ghar me abhi mehmaan hain issliye teri Maa ka nikalna mushkil hai, magar Najma to nikal sakti hai too oose kiun nahi lata hai, yaar choodai kiye hoowe bahut din ho gaye hain ab mera lund be-qaaboo ho raha hai.”
Shahji ki baat soon kar maine oose sab ke Lahore jane ki baat aaur Pappa ka USA jaane ka poora plane tafseel se bata kar boola, “Shahji ek do din sabar karlo phir oonke Lahore jane se pehle kisi na kisi tarah Mammi aaur Najma ki choodai ka raasta nikaal loon ga, phir Najma ki shaadi ke baad jab Pappa USA chaale jaayein ge to jab chaahe Mammi ko choodna, abhi chaaho to meri gand maar kar apne lund ko thanda kar sakte ho.”
“Saale tujhe kuch kehne ki zaroorat nahi hai, jab too aaya tha to oosi waqat teri gand maar kar apne lund ki garmi nikaalne ka sooch liya tha. Ab jaldi se kapre ootar aaur aa ja.” Shahji apna Shalwaar ootaar ta hoowa boola.
Do ghante ke baad main Shahji se gand marwa kar ghar aagaya to dekha ke TV lounge me Chaachi, Mammi, Nani jaan aaur Najma baith kar Najma ki shaadi ke kaproon me bail boote laga rahi thein. Main kisi tarah Mammi se akele me baat karna chahta tha magar mooqa nahi mil raha tha. Dono bhai bhi bhabhi ke saath apne kamre me the. Chaha rooz Pappa ke saath chale jaate aaur oonke saath hi wapas aate. Main naha dhoo kar khana khaya aaur apne kamre me chala gaya. Ghar me saab ke hone se Najma ko choodne ka kooi rasta nahi tha, doost bhi nahi mil rahe the ke oonki gand hi maar sakoon issliye aajkaal rooz mooth maar kar apne lund ko thnda karna paar raha tha.
Ek haafta guzar gaya, do din pehle bare bhai ka immigrant visa mil gaya tha aaur Pappa aaur Raheem bhai ko bhi USA visa mil gaya tha. Visa ka kaam khatam hojane ke doosre hi din dono bhai bhabhi ke saath Honeymoon ke liye rawana ho gaye. Pappa logoon ke train ki booking bhaioon ke teen din ke baad thi aaur woh sab teesre di shaam 6 baje Karachi express se Lahore rawana horahe the. Aaj kar main rooz Pappake saath dookan jane laga tha aaur shaam ko oonke saath hi wapas aata. Oos raat jab ham dinner le rahe the to oonki baatoon se maalom hoowa ke soobah Pappa dookan jaate hoowe Nani jan ko oonke ghar choor te hoowe dookan jaaeinge kiunke Nani jaan ko apne ghar se kuch samaan lana tha taake sab ke Lahore jane ke baad oonko hamare ghar rahte hoowe kisi cheez ki kami na ho, batoon hi baatoon me maaloom hoowa ke Nani ke saath Chaachi oonke dono bache Najma, Kabeer aaur Aasma bhi ja rahe hain ghar par sirif Mammi rahein gi take woh Lahore saath lejaane ke liye sab ke kapre aaur zaroori saamaan pack kar sakein. Iss khabaar ne mere kaan khaare kar diye auur soocha kal Mammi ko Shahji se choodwane ka bahut soonhara mooqa hai, bas main dil hi dil me Pappa ke saath dookan na jaane ka raasta dhoondne laga, aakhir ek tight bahana mere dimaagh me aa gaya.
Main Pappa se bikul normal lehje me kaha, “Pappa, main aap ko batana bhool gaya tha ke kal din ko 12; 30 ki flight se mera doost Saudi Arab apne ghar waaloon ke saath ja raha hai kiunke ooske Pappa 5 saal se wahein kaam karte hain ab ja kaar oonhein apni poori family ko saath le jane ka visa mila hai, issliye main oose seaoff karne airport jaaoon ga fhir wahan se sidhe dookaan aa jaaoon ga.”
Mere normal lehje aaur tight bahane se Pappa ko kisi qisim ka shaak nahi hoowa woh sar hilate hoowe bole, “Theek hai chale jaao magar dekho Airport se sidhe dookan aana agar idhar oodhar gaye to chamri oodher doonga samjhe.”
“Nahi Pappa main sidhe dookan hi aaoonga.” Maine onko yaqeen dilaya. Baat khatam ho gaaii aaur dinner ke baad sab TV lounge me baith kar TV dekhte hoowe idhar oodhar ki baatein karne lage, phir aahista aahista ek ek kar ke sab soone ke liye kamroon me chale gaye.
Doosre din soobah naashte ke baad Pappa sab ko le kaar chale gayee. Oonke jaate hi main Mammi ke paas gaya jo TV lounge me sofe par baithien thein main oonke barabar oonse chipak kar baith gaya to woh meri taraf dekh kar halki muskurahat ke saath boolein. “Main jaanti hoon ke too bahane bana kar dookan kiun nahi gaya.”
Main bila jhijhaak oonke raan par haath rakh kar boola, “Aaj bahut dinoo ke baad itna aacha mooqa mila to main dookan kaise jaata, aap Shahji ki haalat nahi jaanti hain woh aap ko choodne ke liye pagal ho raha hai kal jab main ooske paas milne gaya to woh meri gand maar kar apne lund ko thanda kia, ab main Shahji ke paas jaraha hoon aaur oose lekar aata hoon.”
Mammi ki samajh me yeh baat aahi gaai thi ke ab hamare beech jhijhakne choopane aaur sharmane ke liye kuch bhi baaqi nahi bacha to bilawajah jhijhak kar simat kar maze ko kiun kharab kia jaaye shayed issi liye woh bilajhijhak meri taraf dekhte hoowe muskura kar boolein, “Sirif Shahji kiun main khud choodwane ke liye pagal horahi hoon, magar kia karti mooqa hi nahi mila, tum thoora thahar kar Shahji ko boolane jaana kiunke maine do din se nahaya nahi hai issliye pehle main shower le loon phir tum ja kar Shahji ko le aana.”
“Theek hai aap jaldi se naha kar tayyar ho jaaein phir main Shahji ko laane jaaoon ga aaur haan nahane se pehle hair remover se apni choot ke baal ki safai bhi zaroor kar lein kiun ke Shahji ko beghair baaloon wali chikni choot pasand hai.” Main oonki choot ko sehla kar boola.
Jaise hi maine oonki choot ko selaya tha woh ekdum kanpkanpa gaii thein aaur halki siskari le kaar mere haath ko pakar kar apni choot se hata kar khari ho gaaein aaur laal aankho se meri taraf dekh kar muskura kar boolein, “Tum bahut badmaash ho gaye ho.” Itna keh kar woh TV lounge se nahane ke liye nikal gaaein.
“haan Shahji woh saala khoob maal kamaraha hai, tum bhi kisi din dono ko boolwa kar chood kaar dekho to sahi kaisi hai.”
“Aabe saale jis ne Najma aaur teri maan ko chood liya ho oosse doosri ladki se kia mazaa aaye ga, phir bhi kisi din dono ko chood kar zaroor dekhoon ga, aaur haan saale too paise ka bahut laalchi hai issi liye teri bhalai ke liye tujhe samjha raha hoon ke too paise ki laalaach me apni behan aaur Maa ko Shaikhoon se choodwane ke liye maat bhej dena warna too bahut bari musibat me phaans jaaye ga kiunke security officer oon hoteloon par barabar raid karti rehti hai aaur jo pakre jaate hain onke bare bare photo akhbaroon me chaap jata hai.” Shahji mujhe dekhta hoowa boola.
Waise bhi maine kisi ko Shaikhoon se choodwane ka bare me bilkul nahi soocha tha issliye maine Shahji ko yaqeen dilaya ke mere dimaagh me aisi koi baat nahi hai.
Shahji mere raan ko sehlata hoowa boola, “Saale main samaajhta hoon ke tere ghar me abhi mehmaan hain issliye teri Maa ka nikalna mushkil hai, magar Najma to nikal sakti hai too oose kiun nahi lata hai, yaar choodai kiye hoowe bahut din ho gaye hain ab mera lund be-qaaboo ho raha hai.”
Shahji ki baat soon kar maine oose sab ke Lahore jane ki baat aaur Pappa ka USA jaane ka poora plane tafseel se bata kar boola, “Shahji ek do din sabar karlo phir oonke Lahore jane se pehle kisi na kisi tarah Mammi aaur Najma ki choodai ka raasta nikaal loon ga, phir Najma ki shaadi ke baad jab Pappa USA chaale jaayein ge to jab chaahe Mammi ko choodna, abhi chaaho to meri gand maar kar apne lund ko thanda kar sakte ho.”
“Saale tujhe kuch kehne ki zaroorat nahi hai, jab too aaya tha to oosi waqat teri gand maar kar apne lund ki garmi nikaalne ka sooch liya tha. Ab jaldi se kapre ootar aaur aa ja.” Shahji apna Shalwaar ootaar ta hoowa boola.
Do ghante ke baad main Shahji se gand marwa kar ghar aagaya to dekha ke TV lounge me Chaachi, Mammi, Nani jaan aaur Najma baith kar Najma ki shaadi ke kaproon me bail boote laga rahi thein. Main kisi tarah Mammi se akele me baat karna chahta tha magar mooqa nahi mil raha tha. Dono bhai bhi bhabhi ke saath apne kamre me the. Chaha rooz Pappa ke saath chale jaate aaur oonke saath hi wapas aate. Main naha dhoo kar khana khaya aaur apne kamre me chala gaya. Ghar me saab ke hone se Najma ko choodne ka kooi rasta nahi tha, doost bhi nahi mil rahe the ke oonki gand hi maar sakoon issliye aajkaal rooz mooth maar kar apne lund ko thnda karna paar raha tha.
Ek haafta guzar gaya, do din pehle bare bhai ka immigrant visa mil gaya tha aaur Pappa aaur Raheem bhai ko bhi USA visa mil gaya tha. Visa ka kaam khatam hojane ke doosre hi din dono bhai bhabhi ke saath Honeymoon ke liye rawana ho gaye. Pappa logoon ke train ki booking bhaioon ke teen din ke baad thi aaur woh sab teesre di shaam 6 baje Karachi express se Lahore rawana horahe the. Aaj kar main rooz Pappake saath dookan jane laga tha aaur shaam ko oonke saath hi wapas aata. Oos raat jab ham dinner le rahe the to oonki baatoon se maalom hoowa ke soobah Pappa dookan jaate hoowe Nani jan ko oonke ghar choor te hoowe dookan jaaeinge kiunke Nani jaan ko apne ghar se kuch samaan lana tha taake sab ke Lahore jane ke baad oonko hamare ghar rahte hoowe kisi cheez ki kami na ho, batoon hi baatoon me maaloom hoowa ke Nani ke saath Chaachi oonke dono bache Najma, Kabeer aaur Aasma bhi ja rahe hain ghar par sirif Mammi rahein gi take woh Lahore saath lejaane ke liye sab ke kapre aaur zaroori saamaan pack kar sakein. Iss khabaar ne mere kaan khaare kar diye auur soocha kal Mammi ko Shahji se choodwane ka bahut soonhara mooqa hai, bas main dil hi dil me Pappa ke saath dookan na jaane ka raasta dhoondne laga, aakhir ek tight bahana mere dimaagh me aa gaya.
Main Pappa se bikul normal lehje me kaha, “Pappa, main aap ko batana bhool gaya tha ke kal din ko 12; 30 ki flight se mera doost Saudi Arab apne ghar waaloon ke saath ja raha hai kiunke ooske Pappa 5 saal se wahein kaam karte hain ab ja kaar oonhein apni poori family ko saath le jane ka visa mila hai, issliye main oose seaoff karne airport jaaoon ga fhir wahan se sidhe dookaan aa jaaoon ga.”
Mere normal lehje aaur tight bahane se Pappa ko kisi qisim ka shaak nahi hoowa woh sar hilate hoowe bole, “Theek hai chale jaao magar dekho Airport se sidhe dookan aana agar idhar oodhar gaye to chamri oodher doonga samjhe.”
“Nahi Pappa main sidhe dookan hi aaoonga.” Maine onko yaqeen dilaya. Baat khatam ho gaaii aaur dinner ke baad sab TV lounge me baith kar TV dekhte hoowe idhar oodhar ki baatein karne lage, phir aahista aahista ek ek kar ke sab soone ke liye kamroon me chale gaye.
Doosre din soobah naashte ke baad Pappa sab ko le kaar chale gayee. Oonke jaate hi main Mammi ke paas gaya jo TV lounge me sofe par baithien thein main oonke barabar oonse chipak kar baith gaya to woh meri taraf dekh kar halki muskurahat ke saath boolein. “Main jaanti hoon ke too bahane bana kar dookan kiun nahi gaya.”
Main bila jhijhaak oonke raan par haath rakh kar boola, “Aaj bahut dinoo ke baad itna aacha mooqa mila to main dookan kaise jaata, aap Shahji ki haalat nahi jaanti hain woh aap ko choodne ke liye pagal ho raha hai kal jab main ooske paas milne gaya to woh meri gand maar kar apne lund ko thanda kia, ab main Shahji ke paas jaraha hoon aaur oose lekar aata hoon.”
Mammi ki samajh me yeh baat aahi gaai thi ke ab hamare beech jhijhakne choopane aaur sharmane ke liye kuch bhi baaqi nahi bacha to bilawajah jhijhak kar simat kar maze ko kiun kharab kia jaaye shayed issi liye woh bilajhijhak meri taraf dekhte hoowe muskura kar boolein, “Sirif Shahji kiun main khud choodwane ke liye pagal horahi hoon, magar kia karti mooqa hi nahi mila, tum thoora thahar kar Shahji ko boolane jaana kiunke maine do din se nahaya nahi hai issliye pehle main shower le loon phir tum ja kar Shahji ko le aana.”
“Theek hai aap jaldi se naha kar tayyar ho jaaein phir main Shahji ko laane jaaoon ga aaur haan nahane se pehle hair remover se apni choot ke baal ki safai bhi zaroor kar lein kiun ke Shahji ko beghair baaloon wali chikni choot pasand hai.” Main oonki choot ko sehla kar boola.
Jaise hi maine oonki choot ko selaya tha woh ekdum kanpkanpa gaii thein aaur halki siskari le kaar mere haath ko pakar kar apni choot se hata kar khari ho gaaein aaur laal aankho se meri taraf dekh kar muskura kar boolein, “Tum bahut badmaash ho gaye ho.” Itna keh kar woh TV lounge se nahane ke liye nikal gaaein.
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