15-12-2019, 05:04 PM
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Chaar din iss tarah guzre ke pata hi nahi chalaa, haar rooz kisi na kisi ke yahaan daawaat ka silsila jaari tha. Maamoon aaur Mammani to chale gaye the magar Nani jaan nahi gaaye thein, oonke na jaane aaur India se aaye hoowe chacha aaur oonki family ki wajah se Mammi aaur Najma se koi baat karne ka mooqa nahi mila. Pappa rooz do chaar ghante ke liye dookaan jaate aaur phir saraa din ghar paar hi rehte. Dono bhaaioon ne to dookaan jana hi choor diya tha woh dono har waqaat bhaabhioon ke saath kamre me ghusse rahte.
Iss darmiyaan Safdar uncle rooz hamare ghar aate aaur woh Pappa ko USA move hoone ka mashwara dete. Roozana dono me issi baat ko lekar khoob bahas hooti. 3 / 4 din hi me Safdar uncle ne aakhir Pappa ko iss baat par raazi karliya ke woh dono bhaaioon ke saath hi ek derh mahine ke liye akele USA ja kar dekhein phir agaar achaa lage to wapas aa kar hamesha ke liye sab ke saath USA sattle ho jayein.
Shaadi ke ek hafte ke baad hi USA consulate se interview keliye Bare bhai aaur Bhabi ka boolawa aagaya. Dono bhaioon ka Honeymoon ke liye Sawat jane ka programe shaadi se pehle ka bana hoowa tha issliye woh dono apne Honeymoon pe jaane ki tayyarioon me lag gaaye. Chaacha aaur Chaachi ke kehne par Pappa ne mere elawa chacha ki family ko Lahore ghoomane ke liye sab ke saath jane ka programe bana kar train ki ticket ki booking karwa li. Mujhe nahi lejane ki wajah yeh thi ke mujhe rooz dookan jana tha, kiunke woh dookan ko sirif naukaroon par choorna nahi chahte the. Iss ke elawa oonhone mujh se keh diya tha ke aab mujhe rooz dookan jana hoga kiunke dono bhai ke USA jane ke baad mujhe hi sab kuch sambhalna tha, woh chahte the ke Najma ki shaadi taak mujhe business ke baare me itna sikha den ke oonke ek derh mahine ke liye USA jane ke baad main sab kuch akela sambhal sakoon. Maine baari mushil se bahut zid kar ke Pappa se 3 /4 dinoon ke baad se roozana dookan jaane ka waada karke muhlat leli, isskeliye mujhe bahut jhoote jhoote bahane karna para tha. Main ne yeh muhlaat issliye liya tha ke kisi bhi tarah mooqa nikaal kar Lahore jaane se pehle Mammi ko Shahji se choodwane ke liye le ja sakoon. Agaar main Pappa ke kehne par oosi din se dookan jana shooro kardeta to mujhe mooqa nahi milta, kiunke Pappa mujhe soobah apne saath lejaate aaur shaam ko dookan band kar ke mujhe oonke saath hi wapas aana parta.
Doosre din main naashta karke Shahji se milne ke liye nikla hi tha ke Karmoo mujh se milne aagaya, woh apni taxi par aaya tha, main ooske saath ooski taxi par baith kar qaribi pathan ke chae ki dookan (A traditional type of tea shop which are very common and popular in Pakistan) par pahuch gaaye aaur bahar waale ladke ko taxi hi me chae lane ka order dediya. Chae aane taak ham dono ek doosre idhar oodhar ki baat karte rahe, jab chae aagaya to main chae ki chooski le kaar Karmoo se poocha, “Saale ab sab kuch saaf saaf bata ke yeh ladkioon ki supply karne ki kia kahani hai.” .
Sab kuch bataaon ga, pehle too apni bata ke aaj kal Shahji se gand marwa raha hai ya nahi.” Karmoo ne kaha.
Maine muskurate hoowe kaha, “Gand marwane ka silsila kaise rook sakta hai, hafte me ek do baar Shahji aaur ooske tinoo doost se gand marwata hoon. Ab too apne bare me sab kuch batana shooro kar.”
Meri baat soon kar Karmoo jeb se cigareet nikaal kar ek mujhe diya aaur ek khud sulga kaar meri taraaf dekhta hoowa boola, “Yaar tujh se kuch nahi choopaaoon ga,” Yeh kah kar woh rooka aaur cigaret ka ek kush le kar dhoonwa nikalta hoowa kehne laga, “Taxi to main dunya ko dikhane ke liye chala ta hoon, mera asli kaam to bahar se aaye hoowe Arbi logoon ke liye ladki aaur ladke choodne ke liye oonko supply karne ka kaam hai samjha.”
Karmoo ki baat soon kar main oose dekhta hoowa cigaret ka ek gehra kush laga kar poocha, “Agar waqaii too yeh dhandha kar raha hai to tere paas ladke aaur ladkiaan kahan se aa gaein?”
Karmoo meri taraf dekh kar muskuraya aaur kehne laga, “Main teri gand maar chooka hoon aaur too meri gand mar chooka hai iss liye tujh se kia choopana issliye main tujhe sab kuch saaf saaf bata ta hoon,” Yeh kah kar Karmoo ek lamhe ke liye choop hoowa phir kehne laga, “Iss kaam ke liye maine 15/16 saal ke do ladkoon ko phaans rakha hai aaur do ladkioon ka bhi bandobast kar rakha hai. Jo ladke ki gand marna chahta hai to mai oon dono ko le ja ta hoon aaur kabhi kabhi khud bhi gand marwa leta hoon. Jo ladkioon ko choodna chahta hai oonke liye bhi mere paas do ladkiaan hain jinhein main oonke paas pahuncha deta hoon.
“Yaar ladke ko phansana koi mushkil nahi magar ye bata ke do do ladkian tujhe kahaan se mil gaeein ? Mujhe ladkioon ke bare me Karmoo ki kahi hoowi baat par yaqeen nahi aa raha tha.
Meri baat soon kar Karmoo muskuraya aaur kehne laga, “Tujh se kia parda, woh dono ladkiyaan koi aaur nahi meri dono chooti behan hai.”
Karmoo ki baat mere liye ek dhammaake se kam nahi thi, maine Karmoo ki dono behnoo ko dekha tha woh bahut ziyadah khubsoorat to nahi thein magar badsoorat bhi nahi thein, dono 16 aaur 18 saal ki thein, ek lamhe ke liye maine soocha ke main bhi karmoo ko Najma ke bare me bata doon magaar Shahji ka mashwara yad aate hi maine faisla kia ke abhi oose kuch nahi bataoon ga, main sar ko jhattakta hoowa poocha, “Mmmagar woh razi kaise ho gaeein ?”
“Aabe yaar yeh ladkiaan jab jawan ho ti hain to oonki choot me khujli shoroo ho jati hai aaur woh kisi se bhi choodwane ke liye tayyar rahti hain, bas ek din mooqa dekh kar bari wali ko pakar kar chood liya phir bari wali khud chooti wali ko razi karke choowane ke liye mere paas le aai, ooske baad dono ko dhandhe par lagana kaun sa mushkil kaam tha.” Karmoo muskurata hoowa boola.
Main ek gehra saans le kaar boola, “Sale tere to maze hain choodne ke liye do do choot bhi mil gaya hai aaur paise bhi khoob kama raha hai.”
“Yaar meri behan teri behan ki tarah khubsoorat to nahi hain magar phir bhi ek ek hazaar rupia onki choodai ka mil jata hai. Saale to bahut khushnaseeb hai ke teri bahen bahut khubsoorat hai meri maan mooqa dekh kar too oose chood le, ek baar choodwa le gi to baar baar choodwane ke liye tayyar rahe gi phir agar too kahe ga to oosse bhi ache paisoom me Shaikoon se choodwa diya karoon ga.” Karmoo meri aankhoon me dekhta hoowa boola.
Karmoo ki baat soon kar main dil hi dil me soocha ke iss saale ko kia pata ke main Paisa le kaar Najma ko Shahji aaur ooske doostoon se choodwa raha hoon aaur ab to Mammi ko bhi choodwana shooro kar diya hai, magar oosse dekhane ke liye bare ghusse me boola, “Behanchood kutte ki aulad tere dimaagh me yeh baat aaii hi kiun, aaj to too ne keh diya ab agar doobara kahe ga to randi ki aulad main tujhe zinda nahi choroon ga samjha.”
Jawab me Karmoo bhi mujhe gaali de kaar samjhane wale lehje me boola, “Bhosriwale main tera doost hoon maine tere faide ke liye kaha tha, Madharchood too khud 10/20 Rupae le kaar Shahji se gand warwa raha hai issliye maine yeh sooch kar kaha tha ke too meri baat maan lega to tujh par paise ki barsaat ho jaaye gi, saale teri bahen itni khubsoorat hai ke Shaik log bari aasani se oose choodne ke liye derh do hazaar dedein ge, ab agaar teri samajh me meri baat nahi aati hai to mat kar.
Maine jawaab me kuch nahi kaha aaur ham dono khaamoshi se apni chae khatam ki. Thoori der me ham dono phir se normal ho kar baatein karne lage. Taqriban do ghante ham dono gup shup karte rahe phir woho mujhe ghar ke paas ootar kar chala gaya. Ooske jane ke baad maine ghari dekha to 1 ½ baj rahe the to maine soocha Shahji ab apni dookan band karke apne kamre me chala gaya hoga, yeh sooch kar main sidha Shahji ki taraf rawana hogaya kiunke mujhe Karmoo ke bare me Shahji ko sab kuch batane ki be-chaini ho rahi thi.
Iss darmiyaan Safdar uncle rooz hamare ghar aate aaur woh Pappa ko USA move hoone ka mashwara dete. Roozana dono me issi baat ko lekar khoob bahas hooti. 3 / 4 din hi me Safdar uncle ne aakhir Pappa ko iss baat par raazi karliya ke woh dono bhaaioon ke saath hi ek derh mahine ke liye akele USA ja kar dekhein phir agaar achaa lage to wapas aa kar hamesha ke liye sab ke saath USA sattle ho jayein.
Shaadi ke ek hafte ke baad hi USA consulate se interview keliye Bare bhai aaur Bhabi ka boolawa aagaya. Dono bhaioon ka Honeymoon ke liye Sawat jane ka programe shaadi se pehle ka bana hoowa tha issliye woh dono apne Honeymoon pe jaane ki tayyarioon me lag gaaye. Chaacha aaur Chaachi ke kehne par Pappa ne mere elawa chacha ki family ko Lahore ghoomane ke liye sab ke saath jane ka programe bana kar train ki ticket ki booking karwa li. Mujhe nahi lejane ki wajah yeh thi ke mujhe rooz dookan jana tha, kiunke woh dookan ko sirif naukaroon par choorna nahi chahte the. Iss ke elawa oonhone mujh se keh diya tha ke aab mujhe rooz dookan jana hoga kiunke dono bhai ke USA jane ke baad mujhe hi sab kuch sambhalna tha, woh chahte the ke Najma ki shaadi taak mujhe business ke baare me itna sikha den ke oonke ek derh mahine ke liye USA jane ke baad main sab kuch akela sambhal sakoon. Maine baari mushil se bahut zid kar ke Pappa se 3 /4 dinoon ke baad se roozana dookan jaane ka waada karke muhlat leli, isskeliye mujhe bahut jhoote jhoote bahane karna para tha. Main ne yeh muhlaat issliye liya tha ke kisi bhi tarah mooqa nikaal kar Lahore jaane se pehle Mammi ko Shahji se choodwane ke liye le ja sakoon. Agaar main Pappa ke kehne par oosi din se dookan jana shooro kardeta to mujhe mooqa nahi milta, kiunke Pappa mujhe soobah apne saath lejaate aaur shaam ko dookan band kar ke mujhe oonke saath hi wapas aana parta.
Doosre din main naashta karke Shahji se milne ke liye nikla hi tha ke Karmoo mujh se milne aagaya, woh apni taxi par aaya tha, main ooske saath ooski taxi par baith kar qaribi pathan ke chae ki dookan (A traditional type of tea shop which are very common and popular in Pakistan) par pahuch gaaye aaur bahar waale ladke ko taxi hi me chae lane ka order dediya. Chae aane taak ham dono ek doosre idhar oodhar ki baat karte rahe, jab chae aagaya to main chae ki chooski le kaar Karmoo se poocha, “Saale ab sab kuch saaf saaf bata ke yeh ladkioon ki supply karne ki kia kahani hai.” .
Sab kuch bataaon ga, pehle too apni bata ke aaj kal Shahji se gand marwa raha hai ya nahi.” Karmoo ne kaha.
Maine muskurate hoowe kaha, “Gand marwane ka silsila kaise rook sakta hai, hafte me ek do baar Shahji aaur ooske tinoo doost se gand marwata hoon. Ab too apne bare me sab kuch batana shooro kar.”
Meri baat soon kar Karmoo jeb se cigareet nikaal kar ek mujhe diya aaur ek khud sulga kaar meri taraaf dekhta hoowa boola, “Yaar tujh se kuch nahi choopaaoon ga,” Yeh kah kar woh rooka aaur cigaret ka ek kush le kar dhoonwa nikalta hoowa kehne laga, “Taxi to main dunya ko dikhane ke liye chala ta hoon, mera asli kaam to bahar se aaye hoowe Arbi logoon ke liye ladki aaur ladke choodne ke liye oonko supply karne ka kaam hai samjha.”
Karmoo ki baat soon kar main oose dekhta hoowa cigaret ka ek gehra kush laga kar poocha, “Agar waqaii too yeh dhandha kar raha hai to tere paas ladke aaur ladkiaan kahan se aa gaein?”
Karmoo meri taraf dekh kar muskuraya aaur kehne laga, “Main teri gand maar chooka hoon aaur too meri gand mar chooka hai iss liye tujh se kia choopana issliye main tujhe sab kuch saaf saaf bata ta hoon,” Yeh kah kar Karmoo ek lamhe ke liye choop hoowa phir kehne laga, “Iss kaam ke liye maine 15/16 saal ke do ladkoon ko phaans rakha hai aaur do ladkioon ka bhi bandobast kar rakha hai. Jo ladke ki gand marna chahta hai to mai oon dono ko le ja ta hoon aaur kabhi kabhi khud bhi gand marwa leta hoon. Jo ladkioon ko choodna chahta hai oonke liye bhi mere paas do ladkiaan hain jinhein main oonke paas pahuncha deta hoon.
“Yaar ladke ko phansana koi mushkil nahi magar ye bata ke do do ladkian tujhe kahaan se mil gaeein ? Mujhe ladkioon ke bare me Karmoo ki kahi hoowi baat par yaqeen nahi aa raha tha.
Meri baat soon kar Karmoo muskuraya aaur kehne laga, “Tujh se kia parda, woh dono ladkiyaan koi aaur nahi meri dono chooti behan hai.”
Karmoo ki baat mere liye ek dhammaake se kam nahi thi, maine Karmoo ki dono behnoo ko dekha tha woh bahut ziyadah khubsoorat to nahi thein magar badsoorat bhi nahi thein, dono 16 aaur 18 saal ki thein, ek lamhe ke liye maine soocha ke main bhi karmoo ko Najma ke bare me bata doon magaar Shahji ka mashwara yad aate hi maine faisla kia ke abhi oose kuch nahi bataoon ga, main sar ko jhattakta hoowa poocha, “Mmmagar woh razi kaise ho gaeein ?”
“Aabe yaar yeh ladkiaan jab jawan ho ti hain to oonki choot me khujli shoroo ho jati hai aaur woh kisi se bhi choodwane ke liye tayyar rahti hain, bas ek din mooqa dekh kar bari wali ko pakar kar chood liya phir bari wali khud chooti wali ko razi karke choowane ke liye mere paas le aai, ooske baad dono ko dhandhe par lagana kaun sa mushkil kaam tha.” Karmoo muskurata hoowa boola.
Main ek gehra saans le kaar boola, “Sale tere to maze hain choodne ke liye do do choot bhi mil gaya hai aaur paise bhi khoob kama raha hai.”
“Yaar meri behan teri behan ki tarah khubsoorat to nahi hain magar phir bhi ek ek hazaar rupia onki choodai ka mil jata hai. Saale to bahut khushnaseeb hai ke teri bahen bahut khubsoorat hai meri maan mooqa dekh kar too oose chood le, ek baar choodwa le gi to baar baar choodwane ke liye tayyar rahe gi phir agar too kahe ga to oosse bhi ache paisoom me Shaikoon se choodwa diya karoon ga.” Karmoo meri aankhoon me dekhta hoowa boola.
Karmoo ki baat soon kar main dil hi dil me soocha ke iss saale ko kia pata ke main Paisa le kaar Najma ko Shahji aaur ooske doostoon se choodwa raha hoon aaur ab to Mammi ko bhi choodwana shooro kar diya hai, magar oosse dekhane ke liye bare ghusse me boola, “Behanchood kutte ki aulad tere dimaagh me yeh baat aaii hi kiun, aaj to too ne keh diya ab agar doobara kahe ga to randi ki aulad main tujhe zinda nahi choroon ga samjha.”
Jawab me Karmoo bhi mujhe gaali de kaar samjhane wale lehje me boola, “Bhosriwale main tera doost hoon maine tere faide ke liye kaha tha, Madharchood too khud 10/20 Rupae le kaar Shahji se gand warwa raha hai issliye maine yeh sooch kar kaha tha ke too meri baat maan lega to tujh par paise ki barsaat ho jaaye gi, saale teri bahen itni khubsoorat hai ke Shaik log bari aasani se oose choodne ke liye derh do hazaar dedein ge, ab agaar teri samajh me meri baat nahi aati hai to mat kar.
Maine jawaab me kuch nahi kaha aaur ham dono khaamoshi se apni chae khatam ki. Thoori der me ham dono phir se normal ho kar baatein karne lage. Taqriban do ghante ham dono gup shup karte rahe phir woho mujhe ghar ke paas ootar kar chala gaya. Ooske jane ke baad maine ghari dekha to 1 ½ baj rahe the to maine soocha Shahji ab apni dookan band karke apne kamre me chala gaya hoga, yeh sooch kar main sidha Shahji ki taraf rawana hogaya kiunke mujhe Karmoo ke bare me Shahji ko sab kuch batane ki be-chaini ho rahi thi.
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