15-12-2019, 05:03 PM
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Mammi ki baat soon kar main dil hi dil me khush ho kar soocha ke ab Mammi poori tarah raaste par aa gaein hain, main oonhein poori tarah bebaak banane ke liye boola, “Mammi Shahji aap ko choodne ke liye pagaal ho raha hai, ab aap hi ooske lund ko thanda karne ke liye kal hi koi raasta nikaliye.”
Meri baat soon kar Mammi ke chehre par halki muskurahat phail gaii aaur woh tirchi nazroon se meri taraf dekh kar halki muskurahat ke saath boolein, “Main to kal kisi bhi tarah nahi ja sakti hoon, tum aisa karo ke Najma ko le jaao taake woh Najma ko chood kar apne lund ko thanda kar le.”
Pehli baar Mammi ke moohn se choodai aaur lund ki baat soon kar main khushi se oochaal para aaur bebaki ke saath ek dum apna haath oonki choot par rakh kar oonki choot ko apni moothi me le kaar dabata hoowa boola. “Mammi jise aap ki khubsoorat choot ka maza mil jaaye oosse doosri choot ko chood kar maza kahan mile ga, woh to aap ki choot ko choodna chaahta hai.”
Maine jab oonki choot ko pakra tha to oonke moohn se ek dum siskari ki aawaaz nikli thi aaur woh kaanp gaiiein thein magar oonhoonein mere haath ko apni choot se hataane ki koshish nahi ki aaur thook nigalte hoowe aahista se boolein, “Ooooffff aaab tum jaaoo koi dekh lega to qiyamaat aajaaye gi. Tum Shahji se keh do ke shaadi ke baad hi main ooske paas jaaoon gi.”
Mujhe jo dekhna tha woh maine dekh liya tha issliye main oonki choot se haath hata kar kaha “Theek hai main Shahji ko aap ka paigham de doon ga.” Yeh keh kar main muskurata hoowa kichen se nikal gaya. Najma wahein khari thi jahan oosse choor kar gaya tha, woh mujhe dekh kar muskurai aaur main oosse dekh kar muskuraya, main janta tha ke woh meri aaur Mammi ki poori baat soon chooki hai issliye oosse kuch batane ki zaroorat nahi thi.
Shaadi wale din soobaah se hi bhaag daur machi hoowi thi, har kisi ke zimme allaag allaag kaam tha, kisi ko sar khoojane ki fursaat nahi thi. Soobah 10 baje Safdar uncle ne jo thoora bahut samaan apni betioon ko jaheez me dia tha oonka naukar ek suzuki pickup me le kar aa gaya tha. In saaman me aaur chizoon ke saath VCR, Color TV aaur Music system shamil tha, furniture aaur corocary na dene ki wajah yeh thi ke shaadi ke baad bhaioon ko USA move ho jana tha. Soobah se main aaur donoo bhaioon ke doost mil kaar filmi tariqe se dono ke kamre ko phooloon se suhaag raat ke liye saja rahe the. 4 baje se hi ladkiaan aaur aurtein banne sawarne me lag gaeein. Theek 7 baje ham bare dhoom dhaam se dono bhai ki baraat le kaar rawana ho gaye. Safdar uncle ne apni betioon ki shaadi ka poora intezaam Karachi ke exclusive aaur expensive five star hotel Metropole me kia hoowa tha. Maine khaas kar apne sab doostoon ko shadi par boolaya tha. Khaas kar Karmoo ko dawat dene ke liye bahut dhoondna para tha kiunke mahinoo se meri aaur Karmoo ki mulaqaat nahi hooi thi. Shahji bhi waqat par aagaya tha.
Hamare pahunchne ke aadhe ghante ke baad hi Nikaah ki rasam ho gaai, Nikaah ke baad dinner shoroo ho gaya ooske baad taraah taraah ke rasmoon ka silsila shoroo howa. Mammi ne red border wali green color ki banarsi sari pehna tha. Woh sari me be-inteha khubsoorat lag rahi thein. Poori mehfil me oonki khubsoorti ka muqaabla koi bhi nahi kar sakta tha. Har mard choor nazroon se oonhein dekh kar thandi aahein bhar raha tha. Woh aaj ek aisi qiyamaat bani hoowi thein ke Najma ka husn bhi oonke samne phika par gaya tha. Main shaadi me aaii hoowi bani sawari ladkiun ko dekhne ke liye idhar oodhaar ghoom raha tha ke ek koone me khare chaar paanch mardoon ko Mammi ke bare me batein karte hoowe soon kar choop chaap choop kar oonki batein soon-ne laga, ek keh raha tha, “Yaar yeh Madhubala kahaan se aa gaii,” Doosra boola “Ho bahoo Madhubala hai koi faraaq nahi hai,” Teesra boola “Theek kehte ho maine Madubala ki bahut si filme dekhi hain main to Madhubala ka aashiq hoon, kaash yahi mujhe ek ghante ke liye hi mil jaaye to dil ki tamaam bharaas nikaal loon.” Main oonki batein soon kar dil hi dil me Mammi ki khubsoorti par fakhar kar raha tha. Pakistan me Indian filme nahi chalti thein aaur VCR bhi aam nahi tha iss liye maine Madhubala ki koi film nahi dekhi thi magar jab loog kehte the ke Mammi India ki sab se khubsoorat heroen Madhoobala ki hamshakal hain to mera dil Madoobala ki film dekhne ko machal jata, magar kahan se aaur kaise dekhta hamare ghar VCR nahi tha.
12;30 ham wapas ghar ki taraf rawana ho gayee. Mere sab doost rukhsati ke baad hotel hi se apne apne gharoon ko chale gaye the. Ghar pahunchne ke baad phir se rasmoo ka silsila shoro ho gaya. Aakhir 3 baje sab rasmoon ka silsila khatam hoowa aaur dono bhai sohaag raat manane apne apne kamroon me chale gayee. Main bahut thaka hoowa tha magaar neend nahi aa rahi thi kiunke tasawaar me main bhai aaur bhabhi ki choodai dekh raha tha. Mera dil onke suhaag raat ko dekhne ke liye machaal raha tha, magar dekhna mumkin nahi tha.
Hotel me dinner ke baad thoori der ke liye ham sab doost ek jagah baith kar baatein karte rahe wahein Karmoo ne bataya ke aaj kaal woh taxi chala raha hai, ooske batane par ek doosre doost ne yeh chaunka dene wali khabar di ke Karmoo ke taxi chalane ka kaam do dekhawa hai asal me woh bahar se aaye hoowe Shaikh logoon ko choodne ke liye ladkian supply karta hai. Haqiqattaan main iss khabar ko soon kar hairaat se oochaal para tha. Mere poochne par Karmoo ne sirif itna kaha ke woh ek do din me mujh se milne aaye ga phir sab kuch bataye ga.
Doosre din Walima tha, soobah se hi decoration wale ghar ke bahar shamiyana lagane aaur decoration karne me lag gayee. Bawarchi bhi apni team ke saath aa kar apne kaam me lag gaya tha. Safdar uncle bhi soobah ek file ke saath aa gaye the. Oonho ne pehle hi se apni beti ki taraaf se bhai ko sponser karne ke liye sab papers ko tayyar kar rakha tha. Baharhal qisa mukhtasar woh bare bhai aaur bhabhi ko USA consulate le ja kaar sponsership ke papers submit kar deye. Yeh woh zamana tha jab spous sponcership bahut jaldi aaur bari aasani se ho jaya karta tha. Walime ke baad mehmaan ke jaane ke baad ghar me sannata ho gaya kiunke dono bhai aaur bhabhi rasm ke mutabiq Safdar uncle ke ghar chale gaye the. Ghar me ab sirf ham logoon ke elawa Nani jaan, Mamoon aaur Mumaani the. Oonke ho ne ki wajah se mujhe Najma aaur Mammi se koi baat karne ka mooqa nahi mila.
Soobah nashte ke baad main sidhe Shahji ke paas pahunch gaya. Woh apni dookaan par iss waqat akela hi tha, mujhe dekh kar woh muskurata hoowa boola, “Haan bhai shaadi to khatam ho gaya ab tujhe fursat mil gaai ho gi kiun.”
Main rakhe hoowe stool par baithta hoowa boola, “Haan Shahji fursat to mil gaai magar thakawat nahi khatam hooi, aaur ab to haftoon rishtedaroon ke yahan dawatoon ka silsila shoroo ho jaye ga.”
“Haan yeh sab to hoota hi hai, waise yaar shadi wale din teri Maan ek aisi qiyamat bani hoowi thi ke nigahein nahi hat rahi the bas dil chahta tha ke saali ko oossi waqat pakar kar chood loon, Shahji boola.
Shahji ki baat soon kar main haans kar boola, “Shaadi waale din hi kiun meri Mammi ki khubsoorti be-misaal hai, haan yeh keh sakte ho ke oos din oonke husn me chaar chaand lag gaye the aaur tum hi kia main notice kar raha tha ke wahaan har mard oonko choori choori nazroon se dekhe hi ja raha tha, maine chaar paanch logoon ko ek koone me khare ho kaar Mammi ke bare hi me baatein karte soona tha woh keh rahe the,…….. phir maine sooni hoowi sab baat Shahji ko bata diya.
Shahji haans kar boola, “Saali cheez hi aisi hai ke agar 100 saal ke budhe ko bhi choodne ke liye mil jaaye to saale ka murda lund bhi cobre ki taraah phanphana kar khara hoo jaaye ga, waise oose choode hoowe bahut din ho gaaye ab sabar nahi hoota hai, main jaanta hoon ke tere ghaar aa kar oosse choodna mushkil hai iss liye too kisi bhi taraah oosse mere yahaan le kar aa ja samjha.
“Fikaar maat karo main khud mooqe ki talaash me hoon jaise hi mooqa mile ga Mammi ko le aaoon ga,” yeh keh kar main ek lamhe ke liye choop hoowa to mujhe Karmoo yaad aagaya to main kehne laga, “Are haan Shahji tum ne Karmoo ke bare me soona, woh aaj kal taxi chalaa raha hai, asaal me taxi to dekhane ke liye chala raha hai warna asaal me woh Arab se aaye hoowe shekhoon ko choodne ke liye ladkiaan supply karta hai.”
Meri baat soon kar Shahji kehne laga, “Ek der Mahine pehle kisi ne mujh se iss baare me kaha to tha magaar mujhe yaqeen nahi aaya tha, ab aaj too bhi wahi baat keh raha hai, aaur kia maaloom hoowa tujhe, kia too ne Karmoo se kuch nahi poocha ?”
“Nahi aaur kuch ziyadah nahi maaloom hoowa hai, maine Karmoo se poocha tha oosne kaha ke ek do din ke baad aa kar mile ga phir saab kuch batae ga.” Maine jawaab diya.
“Woh aaye to oos-se sab kuch poochna aaur haan ek baat yaad rakhna too batoon hi baatoon me Najma aaur apni Maa ke bare me kuch nahi batana, woh saala pet ka halka hai woho poori dunya ko bata dega.” Shahji mujhe samjhata hoowa boola. Thoori der aaur idhaar oodhar ki baat hoti rahi phir kuch custome aa gaaye to main wahaan se aa gaya.
Meri baat soon kar Mammi ke chehre par halki muskurahat phail gaii aaur woh tirchi nazroon se meri taraf dekh kar halki muskurahat ke saath boolein, “Main to kal kisi bhi tarah nahi ja sakti hoon, tum aisa karo ke Najma ko le jaao taake woh Najma ko chood kar apne lund ko thanda kar le.”
Pehli baar Mammi ke moohn se choodai aaur lund ki baat soon kar main khushi se oochaal para aaur bebaki ke saath ek dum apna haath oonki choot par rakh kar oonki choot ko apni moothi me le kaar dabata hoowa boola. “Mammi jise aap ki khubsoorat choot ka maza mil jaaye oosse doosri choot ko chood kar maza kahan mile ga, woh to aap ki choot ko choodna chaahta hai.”
Maine jab oonki choot ko pakra tha to oonke moohn se ek dum siskari ki aawaaz nikli thi aaur woh kaanp gaiiein thein magar oonhoonein mere haath ko apni choot se hataane ki koshish nahi ki aaur thook nigalte hoowe aahista se boolein, “Ooooffff aaab tum jaaoo koi dekh lega to qiyamaat aajaaye gi. Tum Shahji se keh do ke shaadi ke baad hi main ooske paas jaaoon gi.”
Mujhe jo dekhna tha woh maine dekh liya tha issliye main oonki choot se haath hata kar kaha “Theek hai main Shahji ko aap ka paigham de doon ga.” Yeh keh kar main muskurata hoowa kichen se nikal gaya. Najma wahein khari thi jahan oosse choor kar gaya tha, woh mujhe dekh kar muskurai aaur main oosse dekh kar muskuraya, main janta tha ke woh meri aaur Mammi ki poori baat soon chooki hai issliye oosse kuch batane ki zaroorat nahi thi.
Shaadi wale din soobaah se hi bhaag daur machi hoowi thi, har kisi ke zimme allaag allaag kaam tha, kisi ko sar khoojane ki fursaat nahi thi. Soobah 10 baje Safdar uncle ne jo thoora bahut samaan apni betioon ko jaheez me dia tha oonka naukar ek suzuki pickup me le kar aa gaya tha. In saaman me aaur chizoon ke saath VCR, Color TV aaur Music system shamil tha, furniture aaur corocary na dene ki wajah yeh thi ke shaadi ke baad bhaioon ko USA move ho jana tha. Soobah se main aaur donoo bhaioon ke doost mil kaar filmi tariqe se dono ke kamre ko phooloon se suhaag raat ke liye saja rahe the. 4 baje se hi ladkiaan aaur aurtein banne sawarne me lag gaeein. Theek 7 baje ham bare dhoom dhaam se dono bhai ki baraat le kaar rawana ho gaye. Safdar uncle ne apni betioon ki shaadi ka poora intezaam Karachi ke exclusive aaur expensive five star hotel Metropole me kia hoowa tha. Maine khaas kar apne sab doostoon ko shadi par boolaya tha. Khaas kar Karmoo ko dawat dene ke liye bahut dhoondna para tha kiunke mahinoo se meri aaur Karmoo ki mulaqaat nahi hooi thi. Shahji bhi waqat par aagaya tha.
Hamare pahunchne ke aadhe ghante ke baad hi Nikaah ki rasam ho gaai, Nikaah ke baad dinner shoroo ho gaya ooske baad taraah taraah ke rasmoon ka silsila shoroo howa. Mammi ne red border wali green color ki banarsi sari pehna tha. Woh sari me be-inteha khubsoorat lag rahi thein. Poori mehfil me oonki khubsoorti ka muqaabla koi bhi nahi kar sakta tha. Har mard choor nazroon se oonhein dekh kar thandi aahein bhar raha tha. Woh aaj ek aisi qiyamaat bani hoowi thein ke Najma ka husn bhi oonke samne phika par gaya tha. Main shaadi me aaii hoowi bani sawari ladkiun ko dekhne ke liye idhar oodhaar ghoom raha tha ke ek koone me khare chaar paanch mardoon ko Mammi ke bare me batein karte hoowe soon kar choop chaap choop kar oonki batein soon-ne laga, ek keh raha tha, “Yaar yeh Madhubala kahaan se aa gaii,” Doosra boola “Ho bahoo Madhubala hai koi faraaq nahi hai,” Teesra boola “Theek kehte ho maine Madubala ki bahut si filme dekhi hain main to Madhubala ka aashiq hoon, kaash yahi mujhe ek ghante ke liye hi mil jaaye to dil ki tamaam bharaas nikaal loon.” Main oonki batein soon kar dil hi dil me Mammi ki khubsoorti par fakhar kar raha tha. Pakistan me Indian filme nahi chalti thein aaur VCR bhi aam nahi tha iss liye maine Madhubala ki koi film nahi dekhi thi magar jab loog kehte the ke Mammi India ki sab se khubsoorat heroen Madhoobala ki hamshakal hain to mera dil Madoobala ki film dekhne ko machal jata, magar kahan se aaur kaise dekhta hamare ghar VCR nahi tha.
12;30 ham wapas ghar ki taraf rawana ho gayee. Mere sab doost rukhsati ke baad hotel hi se apne apne gharoon ko chale gaye the. Ghar pahunchne ke baad phir se rasmoo ka silsila shoro ho gaya. Aakhir 3 baje sab rasmoon ka silsila khatam hoowa aaur dono bhai sohaag raat manane apne apne kamroon me chale gayee. Main bahut thaka hoowa tha magaar neend nahi aa rahi thi kiunke tasawaar me main bhai aaur bhabhi ki choodai dekh raha tha. Mera dil onke suhaag raat ko dekhne ke liye machaal raha tha, magar dekhna mumkin nahi tha.
Hotel me dinner ke baad thoori der ke liye ham sab doost ek jagah baith kar baatein karte rahe wahein Karmoo ne bataya ke aaj kaal woh taxi chala raha hai, ooske batane par ek doosre doost ne yeh chaunka dene wali khabar di ke Karmoo ke taxi chalane ka kaam do dekhawa hai asal me woh bahar se aaye hoowe Shaikh logoon ko choodne ke liye ladkian supply karta hai. Haqiqattaan main iss khabar ko soon kar hairaat se oochaal para tha. Mere poochne par Karmoo ne sirif itna kaha ke woh ek do din me mujh se milne aaye ga phir sab kuch bataye ga.
Doosre din Walima tha, soobah se hi decoration wale ghar ke bahar shamiyana lagane aaur decoration karne me lag gayee. Bawarchi bhi apni team ke saath aa kar apne kaam me lag gaya tha. Safdar uncle bhi soobah ek file ke saath aa gaye the. Oonho ne pehle hi se apni beti ki taraaf se bhai ko sponser karne ke liye sab papers ko tayyar kar rakha tha. Baharhal qisa mukhtasar woh bare bhai aaur bhabhi ko USA consulate le ja kaar sponsership ke papers submit kar deye. Yeh woh zamana tha jab spous sponcership bahut jaldi aaur bari aasani se ho jaya karta tha. Walime ke baad mehmaan ke jaane ke baad ghar me sannata ho gaya kiunke dono bhai aaur bhabhi rasm ke mutabiq Safdar uncle ke ghar chale gaye the. Ghar me ab sirf ham logoon ke elawa Nani jaan, Mamoon aaur Mumaani the. Oonke ho ne ki wajah se mujhe Najma aaur Mammi se koi baat karne ka mooqa nahi mila.
Soobah nashte ke baad main sidhe Shahji ke paas pahunch gaya. Woh apni dookaan par iss waqat akela hi tha, mujhe dekh kar woh muskurata hoowa boola, “Haan bhai shaadi to khatam ho gaya ab tujhe fursat mil gaai ho gi kiun.”
Main rakhe hoowe stool par baithta hoowa boola, “Haan Shahji fursat to mil gaai magar thakawat nahi khatam hooi, aaur ab to haftoon rishtedaroon ke yahan dawatoon ka silsila shoroo ho jaye ga.”
“Haan yeh sab to hoota hi hai, waise yaar shadi wale din teri Maan ek aisi qiyamat bani hoowi thi ke nigahein nahi hat rahi the bas dil chahta tha ke saali ko oossi waqat pakar kar chood loon, Shahji boola.
Shahji ki baat soon kar main haans kar boola, “Shaadi waale din hi kiun meri Mammi ki khubsoorti be-misaal hai, haan yeh keh sakte ho ke oos din oonke husn me chaar chaand lag gaye the aaur tum hi kia main notice kar raha tha ke wahaan har mard oonko choori choori nazroon se dekhe hi ja raha tha, maine chaar paanch logoon ko ek koone me khare ho kaar Mammi ke bare hi me baatein karte soona tha woh keh rahe the,…….. phir maine sooni hoowi sab baat Shahji ko bata diya.
Shahji haans kar boola, “Saali cheez hi aisi hai ke agar 100 saal ke budhe ko bhi choodne ke liye mil jaaye to saale ka murda lund bhi cobre ki taraah phanphana kar khara hoo jaaye ga, waise oose choode hoowe bahut din ho gaaye ab sabar nahi hoota hai, main jaanta hoon ke tere ghaar aa kar oosse choodna mushkil hai iss liye too kisi bhi taraah oosse mere yahaan le kar aa ja samjha.
“Fikaar maat karo main khud mooqe ki talaash me hoon jaise hi mooqa mile ga Mammi ko le aaoon ga,” yeh keh kar main ek lamhe ke liye choop hoowa to mujhe Karmoo yaad aagaya to main kehne laga, “Are haan Shahji tum ne Karmoo ke bare me soona, woh aaj kal taxi chalaa raha hai, asaal me taxi to dekhane ke liye chala raha hai warna asaal me woh Arab se aaye hoowe shekhoon ko choodne ke liye ladkiaan supply karta hai.”
Meri baat soon kar Shahji kehne laga, “Ek der Mahine pehle kisi ne mujh se iss baare me kaha to tha magaar mujhe yaqeen nahi aaya tha, ab aaj too bhi wahi baat keh raha hai, aaur kia maaloom hoowa tujhe, kia too ne Karmoo se kuch nahi poocha ?”
“Nahi aaur kuch ziyadah nahi maaloom hoowa hai, maine Karmoo se poocha tha oosne kaha ke ek do din ke baad aa kar mile ga phir saab kuch batae ga.” Maine jawaab diya.
“Woh aaye to oos-se sab kuch poochna aaur haan ek baat yaad rakhna too batoon hi baatoon me Najma aaur apni Maa ke bare me kuch nahi batana, woh saala pet ka halka hai woho poori dunya ko bata dega.” Shahji mujhe samjhata hoowa boola. Thoori der aaur idhaar oodhar ki baat hoti rahi phir kuch custome aa gaaye to main wahaan se aa gaya.
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