15-12-2019, 04:57 PM
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Sobah (morning) me jab main so kar ootha to oos waqat tak sab jaag chooke the main kamre se bahar aa kar kichen ki taraf paani pine ke liye jane laga jab kichen ke paas pahuncha to kichen ke ander Mammi bare bhaijan ko keh rahien thein ke anda (Egg) khatam ho gaya hai Shahab se fauran lane ke liye kaho, Main samaajh gaya ke woh mera samnaa nahi kar paa rahi hain issi liye bhaijan ke zariye kahalwa rahi hain. Bhaijan ke kehne par main fauran Shahji ke dookan par pahunch gaya. Shahji apni dookan bahut soobah khola karta tha. Woh akela hi tha aaur baitha hoowa akhbaar (Newspaper) parh raha tha. Mujhe etne soobah dekh kar hairaan rah gaya, Maine oose bataya ke main egg lene aaya hoon aaur oose khushkhabri soonai ke jo mooqa hamein shaadi ke baad milna tha woh aaj mil gaya hai. Woh khushi se oochaal para aaur mujhe ek baar aaur samjhane laga ke woh aae ga to kia kare ga aaur mujhe aaur Najma ko kia karna hai. Main oose yaqeen dilaya ke woh jaisa chaahta hai main aaur Najma oosse ziyadah hi kareen ge.
Pappa aaur bhaijan ke jane ke baad maine Najma ko Shahji se hone wali sab baat bata kar bechaini se Shahji ke aane ka intezaar karne lage. Aaj Shahji ke aane ke baad jo kuch hona tha oosse sooch sooch kar hi mere wajood me jazbaat ka lawa dahaak raha tha aaur mera lund jaise lohe ki tarah aise tantana raha tha jaise ab kabhi baithe ga hi nahi. Shahji ke intezaar me ham donoo ka ek ek minute kaate nahi kat raha tha. 10 baja phir 11 magaar Shahji ka kooi pata nahi tha. Main aaur Najma TV lounge me choop chaap baithe Shahji ke aane ka intezaar kar rahe the aaur ek doosre ki shakaal dekh rahe the. Jab 12 baj gayaa aaur Shahji nahi aaya to main Shahji ki taraaf jaane ka sooch kar ootha hi tha ke calling bell bajne laga. Calling bell ki aawaaz sonte hi maine Najma ki taraaf dekha aaur oosne meri taraaf main eshaare hi eshaare me oose tyyaar rahne ka keh kaar tezi me darwaaza khoolne ke liye gaya, darwaaza khoola to bahar Shahji hi tha aaur ek gadha gaari (Dunkey cart) jo samaan se bhara hoowa tha, main samaajh gaya ke Shahji Mammi ke likhwaae hoowe sab samaan ke saath aaya hai. Mere kuch poochne se pehle woh kehne laga,
“Khaali haath aana theek nahi tha kiunke shaadi ka ghar hai koi bhi kisi waqat aasakta hai aaur mujhe dekh kaar maloom nahi woh kia kuch soochne lage iss liye samaan leta hoowa aaya hoon ab agaar koi aa gaya to mujhe aaur samaan ko dekh kar kisi qisim ki oolti sidhi baat woh nahi sooche ga, Phir woh halki aawaaz me poocha, “Tum aaur Najma tayyar ho ?”
Shahji ki baat soon kaar main soochne laga ke Shahji ka dimaagh bahut tez hai aaur woh bahut door ki soochta hai jabke yeh sab mere ghar ka maamla tha aaur Shahji ke bajaye yeh sab kuch mujhe soochna tha. Main bhi halki aawaaz me jawab diya, “Fikar maat karo ham dono poori tarah tyyaar hain”
Mammi Pappa ke jane ke baad apne kamre me chali gaein thein aaur ek ghante pehle ek baar kamre se nikaal kar bathroom pishaab karne gaein thein aaur paani ka ek glass pi kaar dobara apne kamre me wapas chali gaein thein ooske baad se abhi taak kamre se dobaara bahar nahi niklein thein. Shahji ne sab samaan store room ke bahar rakhwa kaar meri taraaf dekh kar aahista se main gate aaur bahar ka darwaaza band karne ke liye kaha, main jaldi se jaa kaar sab darwaze ko band karke wapaas Shahji ke paas aaya aaur oosse bahut hi halki aawaaz me kaha. “Kiun ab khel shooroo karein ?”
“Sale kai main yahaan gand marwane aaya hoon, ab der maat kar aaur chaal teri Maa ke kamre me chalte hain.” Shahji yeh kehta hoowa mujhe aaur Najma ko piche piche aane ka eshara karta hoowa Mammi ke kamre ki taraaf jaane laga.
Maine Najma ki taraaf aaur Najma ne meri taraaf dekha aaur ham dono Shahji ke piche piche chalne lage. Najma ke chere ko dekh kaar mujhe andaaza ho gaya tha ke woh ghabra bhi rahi hai aaur jhijhaak bhi rahi hai saath saath ooske chehre paar jazbaar ki laali bhi phaili hoowi hai. Ham tiinoo jaise hi Mammi ke kamre me daakhil hoowe Mammi jo bistaar par leti hooein thein hame khas kaar Shahji ko apne kamre me ghoosta dekh kaar ek dam har-bara ti hoowi bistaar se ootar kar khari ho gaein aaur ghabrai hoowi aawaaz me kehne lagein, “Ttttum llllog me..me…mere k…k…kamre me kia karne aaye ho?”
Shahji ek dum aage baarh kaar Mammi ko apne baahoon me jakaar kaar oonki dono Chaatioon ko pakar liya aaur masalta hoowa kehne laga, “Meri Jaan ! samaan le kaar aaya tha ab tujhe choode beghair kaise ja sakta tha iss liye tujhe choodne ke liye tere kamre me aagaya hoon.”
Shahji ki baat soon kaar be-ekhtiyaar hamari taraaf dekha aaur oonka chehra laal ho gaya aaur woh machalte hoowe khud ko choorane ki koshish karte hoowe haanpti aawaaz me kehne lagein, “Oooofff ch….ch…choro mu…mu..mujhe aaur fauran yahaan se chale jaaoo.”
Jawaab me Shahji kuch kahe beghair Mammi ko ootha kaar bistar paar chit leta diya aaur khud Mammi ki dono raano paar baith kar onki qameez ke daaman ko oopar karke oonki shalwaar ki doori ko pakaar kar khaincha, doori khaichte hi bandhi hoowi doori ki giraah khul gaai. Mammi oochaal rahi thein aaur machal machal kar khud ko choorane ki koshish kar rahein thein magaar Shahji ke taqaat ke aage oonki har koshish nakaam ho rahi thi. Shahji kuch boole begair khamooshi se apne kaam me laga hoowa tha. Aakhir Mammi ke laakh machalne, kosne, boora bhala kehne aaur gaaliyaan de ne ke bawajood woh pehle Mammi ki shalwaar ko ootaar kar bistaar ke niche pheinka phir oonki qameez aaur Bra. ko bhi ootaar kaar oonhein bilkul nanga kar diya. Jab woh Mammi ko nanga kar chooka to woh Mammi ke oopar let kar oonki dono mamme ko zoor zoor se dabata hoowa kehne laga, “Sali randi kaal to niche se chootaar ootha ootha kar dhakke marte hoowe khoob maze le le kar choodwa rahi thi phir aaj nakhre kiun kar rahi hai.”
Nange hone ke baad Mammi ne machalna choor diya tha aaur apni aankhein band kar ke halki aawaaz me ro rahein thein, siskiaan lete hoowe halki aawaaz me kehne lagein. “tum bahut zaleel aaur be-ghairat insaan ho tumhein jo kuch karna tha akele me karte, in dono ke samne sab kuch karke mujhe kitna zaleel karo ge.”
Mammi ki baat soon kar Shahji bare piyaar se Mammi ke gaal ko sehlata hoowa kehne laga, “Meri jaan tum ne yeh soocha bhi kaise ke main tumhein zaleel hone doonga, rahi Najma aaur Shahab ki baat to in dono se kuch nahi choopa hoowa hai. Tumhein achii tarah maloom hai ke kal Shahab ne shooroo se aakhir taak ham dono ki choodai ko apni aankhoon se dekha hai aaur sab baatein sooni hai phir oos ne har baat Najma ko bhi bata diya hai. Ab tum thande dimaagh se soocho ke kia ham chaaroon ke beech koi parda baaqi hai ? Issliye meri rani sab kuch bhool jaao aaur dil khool kar oon donoo ko bhi choodai ka maza lene do aaur ham dono bhi lete hain.” Yeh keh kaar Shahji mere aaur Najma ki taraaf dekhta hoowa boola, “Abe gandu kia kaal apni khubsoorat Amma ki choodai dekh kar tera dil nahi bhara jo tum donoo abhi taak yahein khare ho, sale bahanchood, apni behan ko doosre kamre me le ja kaar oose khoob tikka kar chood yahaan main teri Amma ko choodta hoon.”
Maine fauran Najma ki kamar me haath dal kaar oose khud se lapta liya aaur ooski chaati ko dabata hoowa bistar ke paas ja kaar Mammi se kehne laga, “Mammi Shahji theek keh raha hai ke sab kuch bhool ham sab ko dil khool kar choodai ka maza lena chahie, issliye kal ki tarah aaj bhi be-ghair kisi jhijhaak ke khoob ache se choodai ka maza`lein aaur ham dono bhi doosre kamre me ja kaar chooai ka maza letein hain.’
Mere choop hote hi Najma aage barhi aaur bistar par Mammi ke sirhane baith kar Mammi ke baloon ko sehlate hoowe kehne lagi, “Mammi aap khushnaseeb hain ke aapko choodne ke liye Shahji jaisa mard mila hai, kal oos-se choodwa kar aap ko maloom ho hi gaya hoga ke ooske moote aaur lambe lund me ek jadoo hai, main to Shahji ke lund ki diwaani hoon, jab bhi oos-se choodwati hoon maze me poori dunya ko bhool jati hoon, waise Shahb bhi ab bahut acha choodne laga hai magar oosme Shahji wali baat nahi hai. Ab main Shahab ke saath apne kamre me choodwane ja rahi hoon yahan aap Shahji ke lund ka maza lein. Haan ek baat aaur aap ko bata doon ke ham logoon ne yah sab iss liye plan bana kaar kia hai take ham loogoon ke beech koi parda na rahe aaur ham sab jab bhi dil chaahe ga khoob dil khool kar jawani ka maza lein ge. Zara thande dimaagh se soochiye iss me ham sab ka faida hai, Pappa aap ko chood nahi sakte the aaur aap taraapti rehti thein, aaur ham ghar me aap ki wajah se kuch nahi kar sakte the, ab jab bhi aap ka dil chahe choodai ka maza lein ham pehra de kar aap ki hifazaat karein ge aaur jab ham choodai kareinge to aap chowkidari kar ke hamari hefazaat karein gi” Yeh keh kar woh Shahji se booli, “Shahji ham ja rehe hain ab Mammi poori ki poori tumhari hain, aaj inko kal se bhi ziyada ache se choodna.”
Pappa aaur bhaijan ke jane ke baad maine Najma ko Shahji se hone wali sab baat bata kar bechaini se Shahji ke aane ka intezaar karne lage. Aaj Shahji ke aane ke baad jo kuch hona tha oosse sooch sooch kar hi mere wajood me jazbaat ka lawa dahaak raha tha aaur mera lund jaise lohe ki tarah aise tantana raha tha jaise ab kabhi baithe ga hi nahi. Shahji ke intezaar me ham donoo ka ek ek minute kaate nahi kat raha tha. 10 baja phir 11 magaar Shahji ka kooi pata nahi tha. Main aaur Najma TV lounge me choop chaap baithe Shahji ke aane ka intezaar kar rahe the aaur ek doosre ki shakaal dekh rahe the. Jab 12 baj gayaa aaur Shahji nahi aaya to main Shahji ki taraaf jaane ka sooch kar ootha hi tha ke calling bell bajne laga. Calling bell ki aawaaz sonte hi maine Najma ki taraaf dekha aaur oosne meri taraaf main eshaare hi eshaare me oose tyyaar rahne ka keh kaar tezi me darwaaza khoolne ke liye gaya, darwaaza khoola to bahar Shahji hi tha aaur ek gadha gaari (Dunkey cart) jo samaan se bhara hoowa tha, main samaajh gaya ke Shahji Mammi ke likhwaae hoowe sab samaan ke saath aaya hai. Mere kuch poochne se pehle woh kehne laga,
“Khaali haath aana theek nahi tha kiunke shaadi ka ghar hai koi bhi kisi waqat aasakta hai aaur mujhe dekh kaar maloom nahi woh kia kuch soochne lage iss liye samaan leta hoowa aaya hoon ab agaar koi aa gaya to mujhe aaur samaan ko dekh kar kisi qisim ki oolti sidhi baat woh nahi sooche ga, Phir woh halki aawaaz me poocha, “Tum aaur Najma tayyar ho ?”
Shahji ki baat soon kaar main soochne laga ke Shahji ka dimaagh bahut tez hai aaur woh bahut door ki soochta hai jabke yeh sab mere ghar ka maamla tha aaur Shahji ke bajaye yeh sab kuch mujhe soochna tha. Main bhi halki aawaaz me jawab diya, “Fikar maat karo ham dono poori tarah tyyaar hain”
Mammi Pappa ke jane ke baad apne kamre me chali gaein thein aaur ek ghante pehle ek baar kamre se nikaal kar bathroom pishaab karne gaein thein aaur paani ka ek glass pi kaar dobara apne kamre me wapas chali gaein thein ooske baad se abhi taak kamre se dobaara bahar nahi niklein thein. Shahji ne sab samaan store room ke bahar rakhwa kaar meri taraaf dekh kar aahista se main gate aaur bahar ka darwaaza band karne ke liye kaha, main jaldi se jaa kaar sab darwaze ko band karke wapaas Shahji ke paas aaya aaur oosse bahut hi halki aawaaz me kaha. “Kiun ab khel shooroo karein ?”
“Sale kai main yahaan gand marwane aaya hoon, ab der maat kar aaur chaal teri Maa ke kamre me chalte hain.” Shahji yeh kehta hoowa mujhe aaur Najma ko piche piche aane ka eshara karta hoowa Mammi ke kamre ki taraaf jaane laga.
Maine Najma ki taraaf aaur Najma ne meri taraaf dekha aaur ham dono Shahji ke piche piche chalne lage. Najma ke chere ko dekh kaar mujhe andaaza ho gaya tha ke woh ghabra bhi rahi hai aaur jhijhaak bhi rahi hai saath saath ooske chehre paar jazbaar ki laali bhi phaili hoowi hai. Ham tiinoo jaise hi Mammi ke kamre me daakhil hoowe Mammi jo bistaar par leti hooein thein hame khas kaar Shahji ko apne kamre me ghoosta dekh kaar ek dam har-bara ti hoowi bistaar se ootar kar khari ho gaein aaur ghabrai hoowi aawaaz me kehne lagein, “Ttttum llllog me..me…mere k…k…kamre me kia karne aaye ho?”
Shahji ek dum aage baarh kaar Mammi ko apne baahoon me jakaar kaar oonki dono Chaatioon ko pakar liya aaur masalta hoowa kehne laga, “Meri Jaan ! samaan le kaar aaya tha ab tujhe choode beghair kaise ja sakta tha iss liye tujhe choodne ke liye tere kamre me aagaya hoon.”
Shahji ki baat soon kaar be-ekhtiyaar hamari taraaf dekha aaur oonka chehra laal ho gaya aaur woh machalte hoowe khud ko choorane ki koshish karte hoowe haanpti aawaaz me kehne lagein, “Oooofff ch….ch…choro mu…mu..mujhe aaur fauran yahaan se chale jaaoo.”
Jawaab me Shahji kuch kahe beghair Mammi ko ootha kaar bistar paar chit leta diya aaur khud Mammi ki dono raano paar baith kar onki qameez ke daaman ko oopar karke oonki shalwaar ki doori ko pakaar kar khaincha, doori khaichte hi bandhi hoowi doori ki giraah khul gaai. Mammi oochaal rahi thein aaur machal machal kar khud ko choorane ki koshish kar rahein thein magaar Shahji ke taqaat ke aage oonki har koshish nakaam ho rahi thi. Shahji kuch boole begair khamooshi se apne kaam me laga hoowa tha. Aakhir Mammi ke laakh machalne, kosne, boora bhala kehne aaur gaaliyaan de ne ke bawajood woh pehle Mammi ki shalwaar ko ootaar kar bistaar ke niche pheinka phir oonki qameez aaur Bra. ko bhi ootaar kaar oonhein bilkul nanga kar diya. Jab woh Mammi ko nanga kar chooka to woh Mammi ke oopar let kar oonki dono mamme ko zoor zoor se dabata hoowa kehne laga, “Sali randi kaal to niche se chootaar ootha ootha kar dhakke marte hoowe khoob maze le le kar choodwa rahi thi phir aaj nakhre kiun kar rahi hai.”
Nange hone ke baad Mammi ne machalna choor diya tha aaur apni aankhein band kar ke halki aawaaz me ro rahein thein, siskiaan lete hoowe halki aawaaz me kehne lagein. “tum bahut zaleel aaur be-ghairat insaan ho tumhein jo kuch karna tha akele me karte, in dono ke samne sab kuch karke mujhe kitna zaleel karo ge.”
Mammi ki baat soon kar Shahji bare piyaar se Mammi ke gaal ko sehlata hoowa kehne laga, “Meri jaan tum ne yeh soocha bhi kaise ke main tumhein zaleel hone doonga, rahi Najma aaur Shahab ki baat to in dono se kuch nahi choopa hoowa hai. Tumhein achii tarah maloom hai ke kal Shahab ne shooroo se aakhir taak ham dono ki choodai ko apni aankhoon se dekha hai aaur sab baatein sooni hai phir oos ne har baat Najma ko bhi bata diya hai. Ab tum thande dimaagh se soocho ke kia ham chaaroon ke beech koi parda baaqi hai ? Issliye meri rani sab kuch bhool jaao aaur dil khool kar oon donoo ko bhi choodai ka maza lene do aaur ham dono bhi lete hain.” Yeh keh kaar Shahji mere aaur Najma ki taraaf dekhta hoowa boola, “Abe gandu kia kaal apni khubsoorat Amma ki choodai dekh kar tera dil nahi bhara jo tum donoo abhi taak yahein khare ho, sale bahanchood, apni behan ko doosre kamre me le ja kaar oose khoob tikka kar chood yahaan main teri Amma ko choodta hoon.”
Maine fauran Najma ki kamar me haath dal kaar oose khud se lapta liya aaur ooski chaati ko dabata hoowa bistar ke paas ja kaar Mammi se kehne laga, “Mammi Shahji theek keh raha hai ke sab kuch bhool ham sab ko dil khool kar choodai ka maza lena chahie, issliye kal ki tarah aaj bhi be-ghair kisi jhijhaak ke khoob ache se choodai ka maza`lein aaur ham dono bhi doosre kamre me ja kaar chooai ka maza letein hain.’
Mere choop hote hi Najma aage barhi aaur bistar par Mammi ke sirhane baith kar Mammi ke baloon ko sehlate hoowe kehne lagi, “Mammi aap khushnaseeb hain ke aapko choodne ke liye Shahji jaisa mard mila hai, kal oos-se choodwa kar aap ko maloom ho hi gaya hoga ke ooske moote aaur lambe lund me ek jadoo hai, main to Shahji ke lund ki diwaani hoon, jab bhi oos-se choodwati hoon maze me poori dunya ko bhool jati hoon, waise Shahb bhi ab bahut acha choodne laga hai magar oosme Shahji wali baat nahi hai. Ab main Shahab ke saath apne kamre me choodwane ja rahi hoon yahan aap Shahji ke lund ka maza lein. Haan ek baat aaur aap ko bata doon ke ham logoon ne yah sab iss liye plan bana kaar kia hai take ham loogoon ke beech koi parda na rahe aaur ham sab jab bhi dil chaahe ga khoob dil khool kar jawani ka maza lein ge. Zara thande dimaagh se soochiye iss me ham sab ka faida hai, Pappa aap ko chood nahi sakte the aaur aap taraapti rehti thein, aaur ham ghar me aap ki wajah se kuch nahi kar sakte the, ab jab bhi aap ka dil chahe choodai ka maza lein ham pehra de kar aap ki hifazaat karein ge aaur jab ham choodai kareinge to aap chowkidari kar ke hamari hefazaat karein gi” Yeh keh kar woh Shahji se booli, “Shahji ham ja rehe hain ab Mammi poori ki poori tumhari hain, aaj inko kal se bhi ziyada ache se choodna.”
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