15-12-2019, 04:56 PM
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Main 10 baje ghar me dakhil hoowa aaur dekha abhi taak kisi ne khana nahi khaya tha kiunke sab khane ke liye Dinning room me dakhil ho rahe the. Main bhi jaldi se moohn haath dho kar dinning room me ja kar apni kursi par baith gaya, abhi taak table par khana nahi laga tha aaur wahaan Mammi aur Najma nahein thein. Main samaajh gaya ke Najma aaur Mammi kichen me khana lane ki tayyari kar rahi hain. Chand minute ke baad Mammi aaur Najma dono khane ki tray le kaar ander aaien aaur table par khana lagana shooroo kar diya aaur khana laga kar apne apne chair par ja kar baith gaien. Main choor nazroon se Mammi ko dekh raha tha woh choop-chaap sar jhookae apne plate me khana nikaal rahein thein. Iss waqat oonke chehre ke taasuraat bilkul alaag qisim ke the, oonke chehre par, be-chaini, ghabrahat, sharam, phika pan ka mila joola taas-sur phila hoowa tha saath hi saaf maaloom ho raha tha ke woh rooti bhi rahein hoon gi. Mammi ki badli hoowi kaifiyaat saaf taur paar nazr aa raha tha jisse sab logoon ne mahsoos karliya tha, kiunke Pappa Mammi pooch-ne lage, “Razia kia baat hai tumhari tabiyaat to theek hai,” Haan Mammi aap ka chehra bahut ootra hoowa aaur aajeeb sa ho raha hai kia baat hai.” Bhaijaan ne bhi poocha.
Mammi achaanak pooche jane par ek dum satpata gaein aaur jaldi se haklate hoowe kehne lagein, “Nnnnnahein mmmmain bilkul theek hoon bas shaam se saar me darad ho raha tha shayed issiliye mera chehra ootra hoowa nazr aa raha ho ga.” Phir jaldi se salan ka piyala Pappa ki taraaf barha te hoowe kehne lagein, “Are aap ne to yeh salan lia hi nahi hai.”
“Oh haan abhi leta hoon aaur dekho khane ke baad tum asprin ki do gooli chae ke saath zaroor lelo.” Mammi ke jawaab ne Pappa aaur Bhai ko mutmaieen kar diya aaur woh khane me lag gaee.
Pappa aaur bhai ne jab Mammi se poocha tha to main ghabrahaat aaur daar se apni kursi paar simaat gaya tha aur mera dil itne zoor zoor se dharakne laga tha jaise abhi mera sina toor kar bahar nikal aaye ga, phir Mammi ka jawab soonte hi ekdum shaant hogaya aaur main ne sakoon ka ek saans liya. Khana khate hoowe achaanak mujhe ehsaas hoowa ke Saba aaur Kabeer maujood nahi hain to main Najma se poocha, “Aare yeh Saba aaur Kabeer nazar nahi aa rahe hain kia dono soo gaye.”
Najma meri taraf dekhte hoowe kehne lagi, “Nani jaan ne dono ko rok liya hai kiunke woh kaal se hi shaadi taak hamare yahaan rahne ke liye aa rahi hain, kal Pappa raat ko dookan band karke wapsi me apne saath sab ko lete hoowe aa jaaen ge.”
Najma ki baat soon kar ander hi ander main khushi se oochaal para aaur soochne laga ke jo mooqa ham shaadi ke baad dhoond rahe the woh hame kal hi mil jaaye ga iss liye jo kuch karna hai kal hi kar lein ge, main apne khiyaaloon mekhooya hoowa tha ke Pappa ki aawaaz soon kar chaunk gaya woh Mammi se keh rahe the. “Razia kia Shahji aaya tha aaur tumne sab samaan oose likhwa diya ?”
Shahji ka naam soonte hi oonke chehre par ghabrahat aaur laali phail gaai aaue be-sakhta meri taraf dekhne lagein phir fauran Pappa ko dekhte hoowe jaldi jaldi boolne lagein, hhhaan wwwoh aaya tha mmmaine sab kuch likhwa diya hai woh kal hi sab saamaan le kar aajaye ga.”
“good, woh agar khud samaan le kar aaye to oosse keh dena ke sab hisaab kitaab ab shaadi ke baad hi karoon ga.” Pappa khana khatam kar ke oothte hoowe boole.
Kahane ke baad taqribaan 2 ghante ham sab sewaaee Mammi ke TV lounge me baith Tv dekhte rahe. Mammi khane ke baad fauran apne kamre me chali gaein thein. Main oonki kaifiaat ko samajh raha tha aaur jantaa tha ke aaj jo kuch hoowa ooski wajah se Mammi mera samna nahi kar paa raheein hain. Ahista aahista ek ke baad ek sab sone ke liye chale gayee aaur TV lounge me sirif Main aaur Najma rah gaee. Main pehle hi se janta tha ke Najma nahi jaaye gi kiunke woho aaj ke baare me sab kuch jaan-ne ke liye bahut be-chain ho gi. Baut der taak na to Najma ne kuch boola na hi maine ham dono bilkul khamooshi se TV dekhte rahe. Jab ham dono ko poora yaqeen hogaya ke ab sab loog gehri neend so chooke hoonge to main TV lounge se bahar gaya aaur khaas kar Pappa ke kamre ko check kia kiunke Pappa ka kamra TV lounge se qareeb tha. Pappa ke kamre ka saath wala kamra mera tha aaur theek onke kamre ke saamne wala kamra Najma ka tha jabke dono Bhaijaan ka kamra TV lounge se door tha , poora yaqeen karne ke baad ke sab so chookein hain to wapas TV lounge me gaya jahan Najma bechaini se mera intezaar kar rahi thi. Main ooske barabar ja kar jaise baitha woh bahut dhimi aawaz me poochi, “Kia sab so gaye ? Aisa naho koi aa jae”
“Haan sab so chooke hain aaur kisi ke aane ki oomeed to nahi hai phir bhi ham bahut ehtiyaat se aaur halki aawaz`me batein karen ge.” Main bhi halki aawaz me jawab diya.
“Aaj kia hoowa ? Kia Shahji aaya tha ? Agar aaya tha to kia oosne Mammi ko chooda ? Agar chooda to kiya zabadasti chooda ya Mammi aasani se choodwane ke liye raazi ho gaaien ?
Najma ek hi saans me ek ke baad doosra sawaal karne lagi. Main janta tha ke woh sab kuch janne ke liye bahut be-chain ho gi. Main aadhe ghante taak oose aaj ki sab baat poori tafseel se batane laga, jab sab kuch bata kar choop hoowa to woh ek gehra saans lete hoowe kehne lagi, “Main Mammi ke bare me sooch bhi nahi sakti thi ke woh itni choopi hoowi Rustum niklein gi, ab oonhein yeh to maaloom ho hi gaya ke ham dono oonke bare me sab kuch jaan chooke hain aaur to aaur tum shoro se akhri taak oonki sirif poori baat hi nahi sooni balke oonki choodai bhi dekh chooke ho aaur tum mujhe sab kuch bataoo ge bhi issliye woh ab poori tarah hamari moothi me hain ab ham jo chaahe karein woh kuch nahi bool sakti hain, kiun”
“Tum bilkul theek keh rahi ho, yeh to abhi shooroo hoowa hai aage bahut kuch ho ga, tum tamasha dekhti jaaoo. Main ne muskurate hoowe kaha.
“Kia Mammi ko sirif Shahji hi choode ga ya Shareef, Rasheed aaur Zahid bhi oonhein chooden ge.” Najma meri taraf dekhte hoowe poochne lagi.
“Sirif Shahji hi nahi oonhein sab choodein ge aaur issi me mera faida hai kiunke har koi mujhe 100 Rupae oonhein choodne ke liye dia kare ga.”
“Tumhein jo kuch bhi mile ga oosme se aadha mujhe dena ho ga aaur aaj Shahji ne tumhein jo 500 Rupae diye hain oosme se 250 mujhe do.” Najma fauran apna hissa mangne lagi.
Main ooske Mamme ko dabata hoowa halki aawaz me haans kar kaha. Meri jaan, tum to meri partner ho tumhein kaise nahi doonga, abhi paise choopa kar rakhe hain kal tumhein 250 de doonga. Ab tumhein batata hoon ke kal ham kia karne wale hain,” Maine kal ka poora programe oose samjha kar boola, “Jaisa maine samjhaya hai waisa hi karna, darne, jhijhaakne aaur sharmane ki zaroorat nahi hai.”
“Main pehle wali Najma nahi rahi jo baat baat par sharmaya karti thi aaur darke maare jiski jaan nikalti thi, issliye be-fikar rahoo.” Najma ne haans kaar jawab diya. Phir jaise oose kuch yaad aaya ho woh meri taraf dekh kar poochne lagi. “Shahab yeh to bataao shaadi ke baad main to chali jaaoon gi phir tum kisko chood kaar apne lund ki garmi nikaalo ge ?”
“Koshish karke kisi ladki ko phansaaoon ga aaur jab taak koi nahi phaansti hai doostoon ki gand maar kaar kaam chalaana pare ga.” Main ek thandi saans lete hoowe kaha.
Najma bare piyaar se mere gaal ko sehlati hoowe kehne lagi, “Oodaas kiun hoote ho main Karachi se bahar to nahi ja rahi hoon, mahine me ek do din ke liye rehne to aaoon gi hi phir dil bhar ke chood lena.”
Yeh sab batein karke main aaur Najma dono garam ho gayee magar abhi choodai karke koi khatraa nahi mool sakte the issliye ham donoo thndi saans lete hoowe apne apne kamre me sone chale gayee.
Mammi achaanak pooche jane par ek dum satpata gaein aaur jaldi se haklate hoowe kehne lagein, “Nnnnnahein mmmmain bilkul theek hoon bas shaam se saar me darad ho raha tha shayed issiliye mera chehra ootra hoowa nazr aa raha ho ga.” Phir jaldi se salan ka piyala Pappa ki taraaf barha te hoowe kehne lagein, “Are aap ne to yeh salan lia hi nahi hai.”
“Oh haan abhi leta hoon aaur dekho khane ke baad tum asprin ki do gooli chae ke saath zaroor lelo.” Mammi ke jawaab ne Pappa aaur Bhai ko mutmaieen kar diya aaur woh khane me lag gaee.
Pappa aaur bhai ne jab Mammi se poocha tha to main ghabrahaat aaur daar se apni kursi paar simaat gaya tha aur mera dil itne zoor zoor se dharakne laga tha jaise abhi mera sina toor kar bahar nikal aaye ga, phir Mammi ka jawab soonte hi ekdum shaant hogaya aaur main ne sakoon ka ek saans liya. Khana khate hoowe achaanak mujhe ehsaas hoowa ke Saba aaur Kabeer maujood nahi hain to main Najma se poocha, “Aare yeh Saba aaur Kabeer nazar nahi aa rahe hain kia dono soo gaye.”
Najma meri taraf dekhte hoowe kehne lagi, “Nani jaan ne dono ko rok liya hai kiunke woh kaal se hi shaadi taak hamare yahaan rahne ke liye aa rahi hain, kal Pappa raat ko dookan band karke wapsi me apne saath sab ko lete hoowe aa jaaen ge.”
Najma ki baat soon kar ander hi ander main khushi se oochaal para aaur soochne laga ke jo mooqa ham shaadi ke baad dhoond rahe the woh hame kal hi mil jaaye ga iss liye jo kuch karna hai kal hi kar lein ge, main apne khiyaaloon mekhooya hoowa tha ke Pappa ki aawaaz soon kar chaunk gaya woh Mammi se keh rahe the. “Razia kia Shahji aaya tha aaur tumne sab samaan oose likhwa diya ?”
Shahji ka naam soonte hi oonke chehre par ghabrahat aaur laali phail gaai aaue be-sakhta meri taraf dekhne lagein phir fauran Pappa ko dekhte hoowe jaldi jaldi boolne lagein, hhhaan wwwoh aaya tha mmmaine sab kuch likhwa diya hai woh kal hi sab saamaan le kar aajaye ga.”
“good, woh agar khud samaan le kar aaye to oosse keh dena ke sab hisaab kitaab ab shaadi ke baad hi karoon ga.” Pappa khana khatam kar ke oothte hoowe boole.
Kahane ke baad taqribaan 2 ghante ham sab sewaaee Mammi ke TV lounge me baith Tv dekhte rahe. Mammi khane ke baad fauran apne kamre me chali gaein thein. Main oonki kaifiaat ko samajh raha tha aaur jantaa tha ke aaj jo kuch hoowa ooski wajah se Mammi mera samna nahi kar paa raheein hain. Ahista aahista ek ke baad ek sab sone ke liye chale gayee aaur TV lounge me sirif Main aaur Najma rah gaee. Main pehle hi se janta tha ke Najma nahi jaaye gi kiunke woho aaj ke baare me sab kuch jaan-ne ke liye bahut be-chain ho gi. Baut der taak na to Najma ne kuch boola na hi maine ham dono bilkul khamooshi se TV dekhte rahe. Jab ham dono ko poora yaqeen hogaya ke ab sab loog gehri neend so chooke hoonge to main TV lounge se bahar gaya aaur khaas kar Pappa ke kamre ko check kia kiunke Pappa ka kamra TV lounge se qareeb tha. Pappa ke kamre ka saath wala kamra mera tha aaur theek onke kamre ke saamne wala kamra Najma ka tha jabke dono Bhaijaan ka kamra TV lounge se door tha , poora yaqeen karne ke baad ke sab so chookein hain to wapas TV lounge me gaya jahan Najma bechaini se mera intezaar kar rahi thi. Main ooske barabar ja kar jaise baitha woh bahut dhimi aawaz me poochi, “Kia sab so gaye ? Aisa naho koi aa jae”
“Haan sab so chooke hain aaur kisi ke aane ki oomeed to nahi hai phir bhi ham bahut ehtiyaat se aaur halki aawaz`me batein karen ge.” Main bhi halki aawaz me jawab diya.
“Aaj kia hoowa ? Kia Shahji aaya tha ? Agar aaya tha to kia oosne Mammi ko chooda ? Agar chooda to kiya zabadasti chooda ya Mammi aasani se choodwane ke liye raazi ho gaaien ?
Najma ek hi saans me ek ke baad doosra sawaal karne lagi. Main janta tha ke woh sab kuch janne ke liye bahut be-chain ho gi. Main aadhe ghante taak oose aaj ki sab baat poori tafseel se batane laga, jab sab kuch bata kar choop hoowa to woh ek gehra saans lete hoowe kehne lagi, “Main Mammi ke bare me sooch bhi nahi sakti thi ke woh itni choopi hoowi Rustum niklein gi, ab oonhein yeh to maaloom ho hi gaya ke ham dono oonke bare me sab kuch jaan chooke hain aaur to aaur tum shoro se akhri taak oonki sirif poori baat hi nahi sooni balke oonki choodai bhi dekh chooke ho aaur tum mujhe sab kuch bataoo ge bhi issliye woh ab poori tarah hamari moothi me hain ab ham jo chaahe karein woh kuch nahi bool sakti hain, kiun”
“Tum bilkul theek keh rahi ho, yeh to abhi shooroo hoowa hai aage bahut kuch ho ga, tum tamasha dekhti jaaoo. Main ne muskurate hoowe kaha.
“Kia Mammi ko sirif Shahji hi choode ga ya Shareef, Rasheed aaur Zahid bhi oonhein chooden ge.” Najma meri taraf dekhte hoowe poochne lagi.
“Sirif Shahji hi nahi oonhein sab choodein ge aaur issi me mera faida hai kiunke har koi mujhe 100 Rupae oonhein choodne ke liye dia kare ga.”
“Tumhein jo kuch bhi mile ga oosme se aadha mujhe dena ho ga aaur aaj Shahji ne tumhein jo 500 Rupae diye hain oosme se 250 mujhe do.” Najma fauran apna hissa mangne lagi.
Main ooske Mamme ko dabata hoowa halki aawaz me haans kar kaha. Meri jaan, tum to meri partner ho tumhein kaise nahi doonga, abhi paise choopa kar rakhe hain kal tumhein 250 de doonga. Ab tumhein batata hoon ke kal ham kia karne wale hain,” Maine kal ka poora programe oose samjha kar boola, “Jaisa maine samjhaya hai waisa hi karna, darne, jhijhaakne aaur sharmane ki zaroorat nahi hai.”
“Main pehle wali Najma nahi rahi jo baat baat par sharmaya karti thi aaur darke maare jiski jaan nikalti thi, issliye be-fikar rahoo.” Najma ne haans kaar jawab diya. Phir jaise oose kuch yaad aaya ho woh meri taraf dekh kar poochne lagi. “Shahab yeh to bataao shaadi ke baad main to chali jaaoon gi phir tum kisko chood kaar apne lund ki garmi nikaalo ge ?”
“Koshish karke kisi ladki ko phansaaoon ga aaur jab taak koi nahi phaansti hai doostoon ki gand maar kaar kaam chalaana pare ga.” Main ek thandi saans lete hoowe kaha.
Najma bare piyaar se mere gaal ko sehlati hoowe kehne lagi, “Oodaas kiun hoote ho main Karachi se bahar to nahi ja rahi hoon, mahine me ek do din ke liye rehne to aaoon gi hi phir dil bhar ke chood lena.”
Yeh sab batein karke main aaur Najma dono garam ho gayee magar abhi choodai karke koi khatraa nahi mool sakte the issliye ham donoo thndi saans lete hoowe apne apne kamre me sone chale gayee.
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