15-12-2019, 04:44 PM
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Calling bell ki awaaz soonte hi main ek dum oochaal para aaur samajh gaya ke Shahji aagaya hai, Shahji ko khabaar kar ke jab se main ghar wapas aaya tha oossi waqat se main khiyaaloon ki dunya me dooba hoowa apne tasawaar me Mammi aaur Shahji ki choodai dekh dekh kaar apne bistaar me chadaar ke ander apne jazbaat se beqaboo hoowe lund ko sehla raha tha, Mammi ki choodai dekhne ke khiyaal ne mujh paar ek nashaa sa tari kaar rakha tha, mera moohn baar baar khushk ho raha tha. Ghanti bajte hi main bijli ki tarah bistaar se ootaar kar bhaagta hoowa apne kamre se nikla, Mammi apne kamre me thien aaur woh wahien se aawaaz laga kaar mujhe ja kaar dekhne ko keh rahien thein ke main ja kaar dekhoon ke kaun aaya hai. Main baher wale darwaze ki taraf jata hoowa Mammi ko jawaab diya, “Ja raha hoon yeh Shahji hi aaya hoga.” Maine darwaza khoola to mera andaza theek nikla, woh Shahji hi tha. Shahji ander aate hoowe meri taraf dekh kaar halki aawaaz me poocha, “Tujhe sab kuch yaad hai ke kia karna hai.” Main jawab me sirif sar hila diya aaur Shahji ke kaproon se aane wali khushboo se saaf maloom ho raha tha ke Shahji aaj perfume bhi laga kaar aaya hai. Main oose leja kaar Drawing Room me baithaya aaur Mammi ke kamre me gaya to dekha ke Mammi apne sobaah ke kapre badaal kaar ek naya aaur khobsurat suit pehan liya tha aaur woh dressing table ke samne khri hookar chehre paar creem laga rahin thein. Oonka pichla hissa darwaze ki taraaf tha iss liye woh mujhe dekh nahi sakti thein, main oonki patli kamaar aaur khobsuraat chootaroon ko dekh kaar dil hi dil me sooch raha tha ke aaj Shahji Mammi ko ulta leta kaar aaur oonki chootarron ko cheer kaar apna lund oonki gand aaur choot me ghoosa kaar oonhein khoob zabardast tariqe se choode ga, yeh sab kuch soochte hoowe Mammi ko bataya ke Shahji aagaya hai aaur woh Drawing Room me baitha aap ka intezaar kar raha hai, jawab me Mammi ne meri taraaf dekhe beghair kaha, “Tum ja kaar Shahji ke paas baitho main abhi samaan ka list le kaar aati hoon.” Main khamooshi se ja kaar Shahji ke barabaar baith gaya aaur eshare hi eshare me oosse bataya ke Mammi aa rahi hain. 2/3 minute me Mammi aa kar Shahji ke samne wale sofe paar baith kaar boolne lagien.
“Shahji tumhein to maloom hi hai ke do do shadiaan aaur ek mangni hai aaur ab sirf 15 din hi baaqi hain, agle hafte se hi tamaam rasmoon ka silsila shoroo ho jaye ga. Issliye list ka poora samaan kaal tak zaroor bhejwa dena take mehmaanoo ke liye kisi cheez ki kami na ho.”
“Aap bikul fikaar mat karein poora samaan kal aap ke ghaar pahunch jaye ga. Mujhe andazaa tha ke aap ko kitna aaur kia kia samaan chahiye, issi liye maine oon tamaam saman ka list bana liya hai jo ya to mere paas kum hai ya nahi hai, aaj meri tabiyyat kuch theek nahi hai issliye main khud jane ke bajaye Shahab ko yeh list de kaar Jodia Bazaar apne supplier ke paas bhejna chahta hoon take woh kaal soobah hi sab samaan meri dookaan par bhejde aaur samaan aate hi main app ke ghar bhejwa doon.” Shahji ye kah kaar Mammi ka jawab soone beghair meri taraaf dekh kaar mujh se kehne laga, “Shahab agar tum mera yeh kaam kardo to meharbani, main tumhein aane jane ka bhara aaur saath hi film dekhne ke liye 20 Rupai bhi doonga.”
Maine Mammi ko boolne ka mooqa diye beghair jaldi se boola, “Shahji mamooli kaam hai zaroor kar doonga magar mujhe ooska address nahi maloom hai.”
Shaji fauran apne pocket se ek list nikala aaur meri taraaf barha ta hoowa boola, “Address ki fikaar mat karoo is list me sab se pehle maine ooska address likh diya hai tumhein bari aasani se mil jaye ga, tum wahaan ja kaar kisi bhi dookaan wale se pooch lena woh tum ko bata dega oosse poora Jodia bazaar wale jante hain.”
Main list le kaar Mammi ki taraaf dekha aaur oonse kehne laga, “Mammi aaj to mera koi kaam bhi nahi hai Shadi ka card to Pappa raat ko hi le kaar aaeinge phir kal se mera kaam shooroo ho ga, issliye main Shahji ka kaam kar doon.”
Mammi meri baat soon kaar kuch soochne lagein phir meri taraf dekh kaar kene lagien, “Theek hai chale jaaoo magar list de kaar sidhe ghar wapas aa jana.”
Main jaldi se khara hoo gaya aaur Mammi se kaha, “Mammi ab itne door jaraha hoon to thoora ghoomta ghoomata hoowa kuch books khareed kaar Pappa ke wapas aane se bahut pehle hi wapaas aajaoonga.” Yeh kah kaar main Shahji ko dekh kaar boola, “Shahji ab jaldi se aane jane ka bhara aaur 20 Rupai nikaloo main kapre badal kaar aata hoon.” Yeh kah kaar main fauran apne kamre me gaya aaur kapre badal kaar wapas aakar Shahji se Rupai le kaar pocket me rakhte hoowe Shahji se kaha, “Shahji mere saath darwaze tak chaloo aaur mere jane ke baad darwaza band kar lo,” Phir Mammi ki taraaf dekh kar oonse boola, “Mammi tum Shahji ko kuch khilaye pilaye bina maat jane dena yeh mera bahu khiyaal rakhta hai.”
“Theek hai baba balke main ja kaar chaee (Tea) bana hi loon phir chaee pite hoowe poora samaan likhwa doongi.” Yeh kah kar Mammi bhi khari ho gaien.
Ham charoon sath sath Drawing room se nikle Mammi sidhe kitchen ki taraaf chali gaien aaur main Shahji ke saath bahar wale darwaze par pahuncha, Shahji ne darwaza khoola aaur oosse dobara zoor se band kia take Mammi darwaze ke band hoone ki aawaz soon lein. Darwaza band kaar ke Shahji ishare hi ishare me mujhe ehtiyaat karne ka kah kaar wapas Drawing room me chala gaya aaur main wahien koone me ja kaar parde ke piche choop gaya aaur thoora waqat guzaarne ka intezaar karne laga. Aane wale waqt ka sooch sooch kar hi mera poora badan jazbaat se garaam ho raha tha aaur mera lund lohe ki taraah tantanata hoowa mere shalwaar ke ander hil raha tha jise main selata bhi ja raha tha. Taqribaan 10 minute ke baad jab mujhe yeh yaqeen ho gaya ke abb tak Mammi chaee le kaar Drawing room me chali gaien hoongi to main koi aawaaz paida kiye dabe paaoon Drawing Room ki oos khidki ke paas gaya jo maine pehle hi se thoora khoola rakha tha take wahan se sab kuch dekh aaur soon sakoon aaur ander se koi mujhe na dekh sake.
Main ne jhaank kaar dekha to ander Mammi Shahji ko list ka samaan likhwa rahien thein aaur Shahji khamooshi se chaee ki chooski lete hoowe likh raha tha. Jab likhna khtaam hogaya to Shahji likhe hoowe list ko apne pocket me rakhkaar chaee ka akhri sip lekaar bari bebaki ke sath Mammi ki mamme ko dekhta hoowa Mammi se kehne laga.
“Such keta hoon ke aap ke haath ki bani hooi chaee me jo mazaa hai woho mazaa mujhe kahien aaur nahi milta. Main poore yaqeen se keh sakta hoon ke aap ka pakaya hoowa khana bhi bahut mazedaar hooga.
“Tareef ka shukuriya, kisi din khila doon gi. Mammi nigahein jhooka kaar ahista se boolein. Onko yaqini taur paar Shahji ke garam nigahoon ka ehsaas ho raha tha jo oonke mammo par jama hoowa tha, kiunke jawab dete hoowe oonke chehre par sharam ki lali aa gaii thi.
“Kissi din kiun aaj hi khila dein, aaj to bahut achaa mooqa hai, Shahab bhi Jodia Bazar chala gaya hai aaur ghar me koi nahi hai, kabhi kisi ko maloom bhi nahi hooga.” Shahji Mammi ki taraf thora jhook kaar boola.
“Aaaaaj” Mammi yeh kehkaar choop ho gaien, phir thoori der me aahista se ruk ruk kaar toote lafzoon me boolein, “Th….th…theek hai mmmmagar Shahab ko pata na chalee ke tum yahaan der tak ruke the aaur khana kha kaar gayee the.”
“Are Shahab to kia kabhi kisi ko pata nahi chale ga. Ek baat aap ko bata doon ke meri tabiyyat bilkul theek hai. Tabiyyat kharabi ka bahana Shahab ko bhejne ke liye banaya tha kiunke main ek bahut khas baat aap se akele me karna chahta tha.” Shahji Mammi ko kha jane wali nazroon se dekhta hoowa boola.
Mujhe Shahji ke sharifana aaur tehzeeb se baat karne paar hairaat ho rahi thi kiunke woh to hamesha tu tarake aaur bazari zabaan me gaalioon se baat karne ka aadi tha. Shayed Mammi ke be-panaah husn aaur shabaab ka roob oospar tari tha. Maine dekha ke Shahji ki baat soon kaar Mammi ke chehre paar soorkhi daur gaaii aaur woh thoora ghabraai aaur bechain si lagne laagien. Onka sar jhooka hoowa tha aaur woh Shahji ko dekhne ki bajaaye niche carpet ko dekhte hoowe toote lehje me halka kaar boolein. “Kkkkkkaaaisi kh…khaas baat.”
Shahji ke chehre ko dekh kaar saaf pata chalta tha ke woh sidhe sadhe tariqe se direct choodne ka iradaa zahir karne se daar raha hai aaur ooski gand phaat rahi hai.
Shahji ki nigaah Mammi ke chehre paar jami hooi thi ooske chehre paar jazbaat ki laali thi yaqini taur paar woh khiyaloon hi khiyaaloon me Mammi ke nange badaan ko dekh raha tha woh kehne laga, “Saloon se aap ko ek cheez ki zaroorat hai aaur woh aap ko nahi mil raha hai aaur ooske na milne ki wajaah se aap ke zindagi ki tamaam khushiaan khtaam ho gaii hain, aaj main wahi cheez aapko de kaar aap ki khooi hooi khushi wapaas le kar aana chahta hoon.”
Mammi bahut sidhi sadhi thein woh Shahji ke baat ki gehraai taak nahi pahunc sakein aaur yaqinaan oonki samajh me kuch nahi aaya hoga issliye woh ooljhi nazroon se Shahji ko dekhte hoowe kehne lagein. “Kaun si cheez, kaisi khushi meri samaajh me tumhari kooi baat nahi aa rahi hai, saaf saaf kahoo take main samajh sakoon.”
“Shahji tumhein to maloom hi hai ke do do shadiaan aaur ek mangni hai aaur ab sirf 15 din hi baaqi hain, agle hafte se hi tamaam rasmoon ka silsila shoroo ho jaye ga. Issliye list ka poora samaan kaal tak zaroor bhejwa dena take mehmaanoo ke liye kisi cheez ki kami na ho.”
“Aap bikul fikaar mat karein poora samaan kal aap ke ghaar pahunch jaye ga. Mujhe andazaa tha ke aap ko kitna aaur kia kia samaan chahiye, issi liye maine oon tamaam saman ka list bana liya hai jo ya to mere paas kum hai ya nahi hai, aaj meri tabiyyat kuch theek nahi hai issliye main khud jane ke bajaye Shahab ko yeh list de kaar Jodia Bazaar apne supplier ke paas bhejna chahta hoon take woh kaal soobah hi sab samaan meri dookaan par bhejde aaur samaan aate hi main app ke ghar bhejwa doon.” Shahji ye kah kaar Mammi ka jawab soone beghair meri taraaf dekh kaar mujh se kehne laga, “Shahab agar tum mera yeh kaam kardo to meharbani, main tumhein aane jane ka bhara aaur saath hi film dekhne ke liye 20 Rupai bhi doonga.”
Maine Mammi ko boolne ka mooqa diye beghair jaldi se boola, “Shahji mamooli kaam hai zaroor kar doonga magar mujhe ooska address nahi maloom hai.”
Shaji fauran apne pocket se ek list nikala aaur meri taraaf barha ta hoowa boola, “Address ki fikaar mat karoo is list me sab se pehle maine ooska address likh diya hai tumhein bari aasani se mil jaye ga, tum wahaan ja kaar kisi bhi dookaan wale se pooch lena woh tum ko bata dega oosse poora Jodia bazaar wale jante hain.”
Main list le kaar Mammi ki taraaf dekha aaur oonse kehne laga, “Mammi aaj to mera koi kaam bhi nahi hai Shadi ka card to Pappa raat ko hi le kaar aaeinge phir kal se mera kaam shooroo ho ga, issliye main Shahji ka kaam kar doon.”
Mammi meri baat soon kaar kuch soochne lagein phir meri taraf dekh kaar kene lagien, “Theek hai chale jaaoo magar list de kaar sidhe ghar wapas aa jana.”
Main jaldi se khara hoo gaya aaur Mammi se kaha, “Mammi ab itne door jaraha hoon to thoora ghoomta ghoomata hoowa kuch books khareed kaar Pappa ke wapas aane se bahut pehle hi wapaas aajaoonga.” Yeh kah kaar main Shahji ko dekh kaar boola, “Shahji ab jaldi se aane jane ka bhara aaur 20 Rupai nikaloo main kapre badal kaar aata hoon.” Yeh kah kaar main fauran apne kamre me gaya aaur kapre badal kaar wapas aakar Shahji se Rupai le kaar pocket me rakhte hoowe Shahji se kaha, “Shahji mere saath darwaze tak chaloo aaur mere jane ke baad darwaza band kar lo,” Phir Mammi ki taraaf dekh kar oonse boola, “Mammi tum Shahji ko kuch khilaye pilaye bina maat jane dena yeh mera bahu khiyaal rakhta hai.”
“Theek hai baba balke main ja kaar chaee (Tea) bana hi loon phir chaee pite hoowe poora samaan likhwa doongi.” Yeh kah kar Mammi bhi khari ho gaien.
Ham charoon sath sath Drawing room se nikle Mammi sidhe kitchen ki taraaf chali gaien aaur main Shahji ke saath bahar wale darwaze par pahuncha, Shahji ne darwaza khoola aaur oosse dobara zoor se band kia take Mammi darwaze ke band hoone ki aawaz soon lein. Darwaza band kaar ke Shahji ishare hi ishare me mujhe ehtiyaat karne ka kah kaar wapas Drawing room me chala gaya aaur main wahien koone me ja kaar parde ke piche choop gaya aaur thoora waqat guzaarne ka intezaar karne laga. Aane wale waqt ka sooch sooch kar hi mera poora badan jazbaat se garaam ho raha tha aaur mera lund lohe ki taraah tantanata hoowa mere shalwaar ke ander hil raha tha jise main selata bhi ja raha tha. Taqribaan 10 minute ke baad jab mujhe yeh yaqeen ho gaya ke abb tak Mammi chaee le kaar Drawing room me chali gaien hoongi to main koi aawaaz paida kiye dabe paaoon Drawing Room ki oos khidki ke paas gaya jo maine pehle hi se thoora khoola rakha tha take wahan se sab kuch dekh aaur soon sakoon aaur ander se koi mujhe na dekh sake.
Main ne jhaank kaar dekha to ander Mammi Shahji ko list ka samaan likhwa rahien thein aaur Shahji khamooshi se chaee ki chooski lete hoowe likh raha tha. Jab likhna khtaam hogaya to Shahji likhe hoowe list ko apne pocket me rakhkaar chaee ka akhri sip lekaar bari bebaki ke sath Mammi ki mamme ko dekhta hoowa Mammi se kehne laga.
“Such keta hoon ke aap ke haath ki bani hooi chaee me jo mazaa hai woho mazaa mujhe kahien aaur nahi milta. Main poore yaqeen se keh sakta hoon ke aap ka pakaya hoowa khana bhi bahut mazedaar hooga.
“Tareef ka shukuriya, kisi din khila doon gi. Mammi nigahein jhooka kaar ahista se boolein. Onko yaqini taur paar Shahji ke garam nigahoon ka ehsaas ho raha tha jo oonke mammo par jama hoowa tha, kiunke jawab dete hoowe oonke chehre par sharam ki lali aa gaii thi.
“Kissi din kiun aaj hi khila dein, aaj to bahut achaa mooqa hai, Shahab bhi Jodia Bazar chala gaya hai aaur ghar me koi nahi hai, kabhi kisi ko maloom bhi nahi hooga.” Shahji Mammi ki taraf thora jhook kaar boola.
“Aaaaaj” Mammi yeh kehkaar choop ho gaien, phir thoori der me aahista se ruk ruk kaar toote lafzoon me boolein, “Th….th…theek hai mmmmagar Shahab ko pata na chalee ke tum yahaan der tak ruke the aaur khana kha kaar gayee the.”
“Are Shahab to kia kabhi kisi ko pata nahi chale ga. Ek baat aap ko bata doon ke meri tabiyyat bilkul theek hai. Tabiyyat kharabi ka bahana Shahab ko bhejne ke liye banaya tha kiunke main ek bahut khas baat aap se akele me karna chahta tha.” Shahji Mammi ko kha jane wali nazroon se dekhta hoowa boola.
Mujhe Shahji ke sharifana aaur tehzeeb se baat karne paar hairaat ho rahi thi kiunke woh to hamesha tu tarake aaur bazari zabaan me gaalioon se baat karne ka aadi tha. Shayed Mammi ke be-panaah husn aaur shabaab ka roob oospar tari tha. Maine dekha ke Shahji ki baat soon kaar Mammi ke chehre paar soorkhi daur gaaii aaur woh thoora ghabraai aaur bechain si lagne laagien. Onka sar jhooka hoowa tha aaur woh Shahji ko dekhne ki bajaaye niche carpet ko dekhte hoowe toote lehje me halka kaar boolein. “Kkkkkkaaaisi kh…khaas baat.”
Shahji ke chehre ko dekh kaar saaf pata chalta tha ke woh sidhe sadhe tariqe se direct choodne ka iradaa zahir karne se daar raha hai aaur ooski gand phaat rahi hai.
Shahji ki nigaah Mammi ke chehre paar jami hooi thi ooske chehre paar jazbaat ki laali thi yaqini taur paar woh khiyaloon hi khiyaaloon me Mammi ke nange badaan ko dekh raha tha woh kehne laga, “Saloon se aap ko ek cheez ki zaroorat hai aaur woh aap ko nahi mil raha hai aaur ooske na milne ki wajaah se aap ke zindagi ki tamaam khushiaan khtaam ho gaii hain, aaj main wahi cheez aapko de kaar aap ki khooi hooi khushi wapaas le kar aana chahta hoon.”
Mammi bahut sidhi sadhi thein woh Shahji ke baat ki gehraai taak nahi pahunc sakein aaur yaqinaan oonki samajh me kuch nahi aaya hoga issliye woh ooljhi nazroon se Shahji ko dekhte hoowe kehne lagein. “Kaun si cheez, kaisi khushi meri samaajh me tumhari kooi baat nahi aa rahi hai, saaf saaf kahoo take main samajh sakoon.”
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