15-12-2019, 04:33 PM
Main gate aaur darwaza bund karke oopar Najma ke paas aakar oosese laptaliya aaur ooske chootaroon ko pakar kaar masalte howe kaha, “aaj ki raat choodai ka maza lene ki raat hai abhi 9 bajne wale hain main Shahji ko khabar karke aata hoon warna agaar barish shoro hogaii to jana mushkil ho jaye ga”
“agaar kisi wajah se bhaijan wapaas aagayee ya Mammi yeh sooch kaar ke haam akele hain aagaeen aaur Shahji Shahji ko yahan dekha to maloom nahin kia qiyamaat aajaaye” Najma khaufzada lehje me mere sine se lagkaar booli.
“Tum kia mujhe bewaqoof samajhti ho, ye baat mere dimaagh me hai, main abhi jaakaar oosse sirif khabaar karoon ga aaur oosse bol doon ga ke woh theek 12 baje pichee wali gaalli ke darwaaze se aaye aaur yaad rakhna aagaar kooi aagaya to oonse yeh kehna ke main Shahji ke dookaan se kooch lene gaya hoon” Main Najma ke hoont ko choomte howe kaha. Meri baat soon kar Najma ke chehre paar iitminaan aagaya aaur woh mujh se lapaatti hoowi booli “ Tum bahut chaalaak ho”,
Main fauraan Shahji ke paas rawana hogaya aaur Najma ko darwaaza band kaarke oosse darwaze ke paas hi meri waapsi taak rookke rehne ka keh diya. Baaher bilkul saannaata aaur andhera tha, kiuke baahaar khambe ki koi light nahi jaal raahi thi, yeh too shukaar tha ke haamaare elaaqe ke ghaaroon ki bijli nahin gaii thi jabke TV ke khaabroon se yeh maaloom howa tha ke aadhe se ziyadah Karachi ki bijli aaur telephone kaam nahin kaar raha tha. Raaste me har taraaf barish ka paani bhara howa tha main jaab Shahji ke daarwaaze paar paunch to meri shalwar bilkul gili go chooki thi. Maine jaab Shahji ke ghaar ka darwaaza thoora khoolla dekha to mujhe baari hairaani hooi, kiuke main to yeh samaajh raha tha ke iss toofani baarish ki wajaah se Shahji soo chooka hooga. Main darwaazaa khool kaar jaise hi ander giya Shahji ke kamra se baat karne ki aawaaz aarahi thi, main ekdaam rook gaya aaur soocha ke mujhe khaamooshi se waapaas chaale jana chaahiye kiuke agaar Shahji ke paas mohaalle ka koi hoowa aaur mujhe itne raat ko aaisse musaam me Shahji ke paas aanee ka dekh kaar oosse shaak ho sakta hai aaur woh Pappa se zarror kahe ga, yeh saab baatein mere dimaagh me aate hi main khaamooshi se waappaas jaane hi waala tha ke kamre ke ander se ek aawaaz ko soon kaar rook gaya aaur ooss aawaaz ko pehchaan liya yeh aawaaz Shahji ke tinoon doostoon me se ek ki thi, main samajh gaya ke Shahji ke kamree me mohaalle ka koi nahi hai balke ooske tinoo doost hain aaur woh zaroor raat ko choodne ke liye kissi ladki ko laayen hoon ge, main aahista se kamre ke darwaze ke paas jaakaar aander jhaanka to aander Shahji ke tinoon doost ki baajaaye ooske do doost aaur Shahji baitha sharaab pi rahe the. Yeh koi 1980/1981 ki baat hai Pakistan me Sharaab bikul baand thi magaar pine waale ko choori choope khaas khaas jaghoon (place) se mil hi jaya kaarti thi. Main aab befikri se ekdaam darwaza khool kaar jaise hi ander giya woh tinoo ek daam harbara kar khare ho gayee, main to kamre me ghoos kaar charoon taraaf kissi ladki ko dhoond raha tha magaar wahaan koi ladki nahi thi, issi waqaat Shahji hairaangi se poochaa, “ aabee too iitni raat ko yahan?” Issii waqat Shahji ka ek doost jiska naam Shreef tha khooshi se bool para,
“yaar achaa howa ke yeh aagaya, aaj koi ladki nahi milne se apne haath hi se “mooth” maar kaar soona parta aab iss saale ki gand maar kaar apne lund ki piyaas boojhaayen ge, aajaa meri jaan mere paas aajaa,”
“Aabee Shareef thooda choop kaar pehle yeh to maloom ho ke yeh aakhir itne kharaab mausam me itne raat ko yahan kiun aayaa hai,” Shahji Shareef ko khaamoosh karwata howa meri taraaf dekh kaar boola.
Main oon dono ke saamne Shahji ko apne aane ki wajaah nahi bataa sakta tha iss liye main boola “Shahji ghar me chini (sugar) khataam ho gaya hai wohi lene aayaa hoon aaur biscut (cookies) ka packet bhi dedo,” Mujhe ek daam yaad aagaya tha ke Bhaijaan waqaii saab sugar le gaye the,
“Theek hai main lakaar deta hoon tum thooraa rook kaar jana kiunke aaj saali koi randi nahi mili aaur ham tinoo ke lund ka boora haal hai, fikaar maat kaar ham tino jaldi jaldi teri gand maar kaar apne pagaal howe lund ki gaarmi nikaal lenge ooske baad chaalee jana” Shahji mere paas aakaar meri chootaar ko selata howa boola,
“Nahi Shahji main bilkul nahi rook saakta moojhe fauran ghaar jana hoga,” Main Shahji ke haath ko apne chootaar se hatata hoowa kaha.
“Sale nakhre kiun karta hai haam muffaat me teri gand nahi maareen ge tujhe 50 Rupai deen ge”,
“Nahi Shahji yeh abhi bikul namumkin hai main kaal (tomorrow) aajaaoonga phir dil bhaar ke meri gand maar lena aaur aaj sirif yeh doono dikh rahe hain tisra doost kahaan gaya,” Main Shahji ko oondoono se chooppa kar aankh markaar oosse samjhaane ki kooshish karta howa kaha aaur ooske tisree doost ko na dekh kaar ooske baare me bhi pooch liya.
“Rasheed korangi me rehta hai aaur iss mausam me woh itne door kaise aataa, Shahji ka doora doost Zahid Shah apne tisree doost Rasheed ke na hone ki wajah bataadiya.
Shahji bahut chaalaak insaan tha woh yaqinaan samaajh giya ke main kuch kehna chaahta hoon jo oon donoo ke saamne nahi kehna chaahtaa, issliye woh apne dono doostoon se kaha, “Yaar yaqinaan koi majboori ho gi warna yeh sala manaa nahi karta, Phir mujhe apne saath aane ka ishaara karta howa boola, “Mere saath dookaan me chaal aaur khud dekh le ke tujhe kia lena hai” Main ooske saath dookaan (shop) ke andar gaya to Shahji poochaa,
“Haan aab bool asaal me kia baat hai jo to oondoonoo ke saamne nahin kehna chaah raha tha” Shahj ji fauran matlaab ki baat paar aagaya.
“agaar kisi wajah se bhaijan wapaas aagayee ya Mammi yeh sooch kaar ke haam akele hain aagaeen aaur Shahji Shahji ko yahan dekha to maloom nahin kia qiyamaat aajaaye” Najma khaufzada lehje me mere sine se lagkaar booli.
“Tum kia mujhe bewaqoof samajhti ho, ye baat mere dimaagh me hai, main abhi jaakaar oosse sirif khabaar karoon ga aaur oosse bol doon ga ke woh theek 12 baje pichee wali gaalli ke darwaaze se aaye aaur yaad rakhna aagaar kooi aagaya to oonse yeh kehna ke main Shahji ke dookaan se kooch lene gaya hoon” Main Najma ke hoont ko choomte howe kaha. Meri baat soon kar Najma ke chehre paar iitminaan aagaya aaur woh mujh se lapaatti hoowi booli “ Tum bahut chaalaak ho”,
Main fauraan Shahji ke paas rawana hogaya aaur Najma ko darwaaza band kaarke oosse darwaze ke paas hi meri waapsi taak rookke rehne ka keh diya. Baaher bilkul saannaata aaur andhera tha, kiuke baahaar khambe ki koi light nahi jaal raahi thi, yeh too shukaar tha ke haamaare elaaqe ke ghaaroon ki bijli nahin gaii thi jabke TV ke khaabroon se yeh maaloom howa tha ke aadhe se ziyadah Karachi ki bijli aaur telephone kaam nahin kaar raha tha. Raaste me har taraaf barish ka paani bhara howa tha main jaab Shahji ke daarwaaze paar paunch to meri shalwar bilkul gili go chooki thi. Maine jaab Shahji ke ghaar ka darwaaza thoora khoolla dekha to mujhe baari hairaani hooi, kiuke main to yeh samaajh raha tha ke iss toofani baarish ki wajaah se Shahji soo chooka hooga. Main darwaazaa khool kaar jaise hi ander giya Shahji ke kamra se baat karne ki aawaaz aarahi thi, main ekdaam rook gaya aaur soocha ke mujhe khaamooshi se waapaas chaale jana chaahiye kiuke agaar Shahji ke paas mohaalle ka koi hoowa aaur mujhe itne raat ko aaisse musaam me Shahji ke paas aanee ka dekh kaar oosse shaak ho sakta hai aaur woh Pappa se zarror kahe ga, yeh saab baatein mere dimaagh me aate hi main khaamooshi se waappaas jaane hi waala tha ke kamre ke ander se ek aawaaz ko soon kaar rook gaya aaur ooss aawaaz ko pehchaan liya yeh aawaaz Shahji ke tinoon doostoon me se ek ki thi, main samajh gaya ke Shahji ke kamree me mohaalle ka koi nahi hai balke ooske tinoo doost hain aaur woh zaroor raat ko choodne ke liye kissi ladki ko laayen hoon ge, main aahista se kamre ke darwaze ke paas jaakaar aander jhaanka to aander Shahji ke tinoon doost ki baajaaye ooske do doost aaur Shahji baitha sharaab pi rahe the. Yeh koi 1980/1981 ki baat hai Pakistan me Sharaab bikul baand thi magaar pine waale ko choori choope khaas khaas jaghoon (place) se mil hi jaya kaarti thi. Main aab befikri se ekdaam darwaza khool kaar jaise hi ander giya woh tinoo ek daam harbara kar khare ho gayee, main to kamre me ghoos kaar charoon taraaf kissi ladki ko dhoond raha tha magaar wahaan koi ladki nahi thi, issi waqaat Shahji hairaangi se poochaa, “ aabee too iitni raat ko yahan?” Issii waqat Shahji ka ek doost jiska naam Shreef tha khooshi se bool para,
“yaar achaa howa ke yeh aagaya, aaj koi ladki nahi milne se apne haath hi se “mooth” maar kaar soona parta aab iss saale ki gand maar kaar apne lund ki piyaas boojhaayen ge, aajaa meri jaan mere paas aajaa,”
“Aabee Shareef thooda choop kaar pehle yeh to maloom ho ke yeh aakhir itne kharaab mausam me itne raat ko yahan kiun aayaa hai,” Shahji Shareef ko khaamoosh karwata howa meri taraaf dekh kaar boola.
Main oon dono ke saamne Shahji ko apne aane ki wajaah nahi bataa sakta tha iss liye main boola “Shahji ghar me chini (sugar) khataam ho gaya hai wohi lene aayaa hoon aaur biscut (cookies) ka packet bhi dedo,” Mujhe ek daam yaad aagaya tha ke Bhaijaan waqaii saab sugar le gaye the,
“Theek hai main lakaar deta hoon tum thooraa rook kaar jana kiunke aaj saali koi randi nahi mili aaur ham tinoo ke lund ka boora haal hai, fikaar maat kaar ham tino jaldi jaldi teri gand maar kaar apne pagaal howe lund ki gaarmi nikaal lenge ooske baad chaalee jana” Shahji mere paas aakaar meri chootaar ko selata howa boola,
“Nahi Shahji main bilkul nahi rook saakta moojhe fauran ghaar jana hoga,” Main Shahji ke haath ko apne chootaar se hatata hoowa kaha.
“Sale nakhre kiun karta hai haam muffaat me teri gand nahi maareen ge tujhe 50 Rupai deen ge”,
“Nahi Shahji yeh abhi bikul namumkin hai main kaal (tomorrow) aajaaoonga phir dil bhaar ke meri gand maar lena aaur aaj sirif yeh doono dikh rahe hain tisra doost kahaan gaya,” Main Shahji ko oondoono se chooppa kar aankh markaar oosse samjhaane ki kooshish karta howa kaha aaur ooske tisree doost ko na dekh kaar ooske baare me bhi pooch liya.
“Rasheed korangi me rehta hai aaur iss mausam me woh itne door kaise aataa, Shahji ka doora doost Zahid Shah apne tisree doost Rasheed ke na hone ki wajah bataadiya.
Shahji bahut chaalaak insaan tha woh yaqinaan samaajh giya ke main kuch kehna chaahta hoon jo oon donoo ke saamne nahi kehna chaahtaa, issliye woh apne dono doostoon se kaha, “Yaar yaqinaan koi majboori ho gi warna yeh sala manaa nahi karta, Phir mujhe apne saath aane ka ishaara karta howa boola, “Mere saath dookaan me chaal aaur khud dekh le ke tujhe kia lena hai” Main ooske saath dookaan (shop) ke andar gaya to Shahji poochaa,
“Haan aab bool asaal me kia baat hai jo to oondoonoo ke saamne nahin kehna chaah raha tha” Shahj ji fauran matlaab ki baat paar aagaya.
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