15-12-2019, 04:15 PM
Karachi me baarish bahut kam hooti hai aaur jaab bhi hooti hai tabahi le aati hai , oosdin raat hi se baarish horahi thi sobah baarish to rook gai thi magar raat bhaar ke barish ne bahut tabahi macha di thi aaur college band ho gaye the, ham loog bhi college nahi gaye, Pappa aaur bhai sobah hi sobah dookan chale gaye kiun ke oonhe goodam me rakhe maal ki fikar thi ke maaloom hahin barish ne goodam me rakhee maal ka kiya haal kiya hoga, dookan jate hoowe Pappa ne maaloom nahi kiun Mammi ko bahut danta aaur do teen [2/3] thappar bhi mara tha isliye mammi ghusse me bhari baithin roo rahein then aaur baat baat paar beghair kissi wajah ke woh hamen dant phitkaar rahien thien main samajh raha tha ke woh Pappa ka ghussa ham paar nikaal rahin hain, daas [10] baje ke qareeb hamare Maammoo Jan hamara haal poochne aagaye to maloom nahi mammi se kiya baat hoi ke Mammi dono choote bhai bahan ko le kar Maammoo ke sath apni Mammi yani Naani Jaan ke ghaar jane ka faisla kar liya aaur ek bag me apne aaur donoo bhai behan ke kooch kaapre rakhe aaur Najma ko mere liye rooti pakakar dene kaa bool-kaar Mammo ke saath jab woh jaane lagin to Najma ne oonse 2 rupia icecream ke liye manga, bajaye woh Najma ko rupai dekar jaatin woh Najma ko khoob dant phitkaar kar Maammoo ke sath dono choote bhai bahan ko le kar chali gayen. Najma ke saath ghaar me bilkul aakele ka sooch kaar he mera lund loohe ki tarah tantanaya howa tha magar oonke jaane ke baad bhi main thoori deer choop chaap yeh sooch kar baitha raha ke kahin aayesa na ho ke aachaanak oonka programe badal jaaye aaur woh waapaas aajaayen. Najma ko bhi yaqinnan akele ghaar ka ehssaas hoo-gaayya tha issliye who iss darmiyan teen chaar martaba kamre me aakar mujhe dekh kar wapaas chaali gaayi thi. Main samajh raha tha ke woh bhi aaj yaqinan itna achaa mooqa dekh kaar ander hi ander kooch karne ke liye bechain ho rahi hoogi magaar sharam se aapni zaabaan se kooch nahi kah paa rahi hai aaur sirif kamre me aakar mujhe dekh kaar chaali jaati hai. Aadhe[½] ghaante ke baad main sooch hi raha tha ke aab bahut der hoogai aaur aab Mammi nahi waapaas aayengi, yeh sooch kaar oothne hi wala tha ke pehle baahar ka main darwaaza band kardon ke issi waqat Najma kamre me aakar meri taraf aajib nazroon se dekhte hoowe thook nigaal kar aahista se booli,
"Shahab mammi to Naani ke ghaar chaali gayen aaur aab shaam se pehle waapaas nahi aayen gi, aaur Pappa aaur bhai bhi raat tak hi waapaas aayen ge, mujhe icecream khana hai paise kisse loon, Mammi se manga to woh paise dene ki bajaye dant kar chaali gayen, tumhaare paas aagar paise hon to mujhe ice cream laado"
Main uthkaar ooske paas giya aaur aapna haath ooski chaati par rakh kaar chaati ko daaba kar boola,
"tum yahin mere kamre me baitho main pehle baahar ka main gate band kaar ke aajaoon take koi bhi ekdum andar na aajaye",
"Maine bahaar ka saab darwaza achee se ander se band kardiya hai ab koi bhi andar nahi aasakta hai" Najma sar jhuka kaar halki aawaz me booli,
Mere poore badan me sansanahat horahi thi main ooski baat soon kar ander se beqaaboo horaha magar khood par bari mushkil se qaaboo rakha kiunke maine sooch liya tha ke itna achaa mooqa fhir shaayed kabhi na mile isliye aaj Najma ko kisi tarah raazi kar ke Shahji ke paas le jaoon ga taake mera oodhaar khatam ho jaye, kiunke Shahji ne jab dekha ke derh mahine guzarne ke baad bhi main Najma ko raazi nahi kaar saka hoon to woh shayed yahi samajh liya tha ke main Najma ko raazi nahi kaar sakon ga aaur yeh samajh kar aaj kal aapne rupai ka taqaza bari sakhti se kaarne laga tha aaur teen din pehle mujhe ek hafte ki muhlaat diya tha ke main chaahe kooch bhi karon ooske 270/= rupai jo ab barh kar 350/= rupai ho gaye the wapaas kardon. Isliye main Najma ko kissi bhi tarah razi karna chahtaa tha. Main ne Najma ko apne bistar par baitha kar khud bhi ooske barabar baith giya aaur apna haath sedha ooski taango ke darmiyan ghussa kar ooski choot ko sehlate hoowe boola,
"Najma tum ek icecream khane ke liye taraas rahi ho aaur paisa nahi hone ki wajah se nahin kha paarahi ho, meri baat maan loo mooqa bahut acha hai ghaar par koi nahi hai mere sath Shahji ke paas chaalo phir jitna chaahe icecreme khaoo aaur jab bhi dil chahe ja kar icecrem khaliya karo Shahji paisa nahi lega aaur yeh to soochoo ke Shahji hameen 100/100 Rupai bhi dega, Najma inkaar maat kaaroo 100 Rupai bahut baari raqam hooti hai aaur isske saath saath aaj zabaardaast choodai ka maaza bhi lee-loo-gi "
Najma meri baat soon kaar bahut deer taak soochti rahi, phir woh sharmaate hoowe thook nigal kaar aahista se booli,
“Kia Shahji suchmuch ham doonoo ko 100/100 Rupai dega ? Aur aagaar baad me nahi diya too ?”
Najma ke chehre aaur aankhoon me kashmakash, ghair yaqini, jazbaat, ghabrahaat, laa-laach, aaur sharam ka milla joola taasssur tha, main ooski choot ko zoor zoor se sahlate howe boola,
"Shahji bahut aachaa aadmi hai woh apni zabaan se nahi phire ga, aaur main bhi bewaqoof nahi hoon, main pehle hi paisa nikalwa loon ga toom fikaar maat karo" ye kah kaar main Najma ko choor kar khara hoota howa boola, tum tayyar ho jaaoo main Shahji ko dekh kar aaur baata kar abhi aata hoon ke toom raazi hoogaai ho aaur main toom ko le kar aaraha hoon woh apne kamre ke pichli galli ka darwaza khoola rakhe take ham sidhe ander ghoos jayen aaur saath ye bhi bool don ga ke rupae bhi tayyar rakhe",
Najma kooch nahi booli, main fauran hanpta kanpta Shahji ki dookan par giya, Shahji dookan ke saamaan ko idhaar oodhaar kar raha tha kiunke baarish ka paani toora bahut andar aagaya tha, dookan me kooi gaahank nahi tha woh akela hi tha mujhe dekhte hi boola,
"Kiun saale paisa le kaar aaya?",
"Han Shahji main aaj tumhara poora qarza chooka donga"
main ne muskurate hoowe kaha, mera jawab soon kar ooske chehre paar hairaat daur gayee aaur woh apna kaam choor kar mere paas aakar mere kandhe paar haath mar kar kaha,
"Lagta hai ke aaj too ne baap ya bhai ki poori jeb saaf kardi, saale kahin daka to nahi maar aaya ?"
"Nahi Shahji na baap ka jeb saaf kia hai na hi daka mara hai balke aaj mai Najma ko razi kar hi liya hai ab boolo mera poora oodhaar ka hisaab khatam karke ham dono ko sath me 100/100 Rupai dene ke wade paar qayam ho ya hani",
main saari baat saaf karlena chah ta tha taake baad me Shahji phir apna udhaar mangne na lag jaye, kiunke main jaanta tha ke woh bahut haarami aaur jhoota aadmi hai. Oose to pehle meri baat par bilkul yaqin nahi aaya aaur ghair yaqini lehje me boola,
"Agar too sach bool rahaa hai to tera poore ka poora sabb oodhar khatam sath 100/100 Rupia dono ko to donga hi iske saath sath jab bhi tujhe 10/20 rupai ki zaroorat ho mujh se leliya karna ooska koi hisaab nahi ho ga, aaur aagar too mujhe gooli deraha hai to saale madherchood yaad rakhna main teri gand aaysa phaaroon ga ke zindagi bhaar yaad rakhe ga"
"Shahji main gooli nahi deraha hoon oosse abhi thoori der pehle hi razi kaar ke tumhare paas issi liye to aaya hoon ke tum ko yeh khushkhabri soona don", main oosse yaqin dilate hoowe kaha,
"Agaar waaqai tu sach kah rahaa hai to kab laraha hai oosse"
Shahji ko abhi taak meri baat par poora yaaqeen nahi horaha tha, ooske lehje me abhi bhi ghair yaaqini aaur shaak tha,
"kaab ka kia matlaab, oosse abhi jaa kar 10 minute me le kaar aaraha hoon, main pehle iss liye aaya ke laane se pehle len den aaur hissab kitab ki baat paakka karlon aaur toomhein booldon ke pichli galli kaa darwaza khoola rakhna take ham sidhe ander aajayen",
Phir maine Shahji ko taafseel se poori baat bata di ke aaj ghar me koi bhi nahi hai aaur Mammi shaam se pehle nahi aayen gi, Pappa aaur bhai to raat tak hi aayen ge isliye itna achaa mooqa baad me nahi mille ga. Oosse saath saath ye bhi bata diya ke rupai pehle se hi dena hoga. Shahji to khooshi se dewana ho gaya aaur khoosi ke maare mujhee laapta kar boola,
"Aakhir kaar to kamyab hohi gaya, Paise ki fikaar maat kar Najma ke aate hi pehle main doono ke haath me paisa rakhoon ga phir koi baat karoon ga, aaur dekh usse 15/20 minute ke baad laana take main naha dho loon dookaan ki safai kaar ke bilkul ganda ho gaya hoon, “Shahji mere gaal ko thapthaapaa kar kaha,
"Shahji dhiyaan rakhna Najma kanwari aaur abhi bahut kum oomar hai oosse aaraam aaraam se choodna kiunke toomhara lund bahut moota aur lamba bhi hai", maine chaalte howe Shahji se kaahaa,
"Saale aab tu mujhe choodna sikhayega, to jaakaar oosse jaldi se lekaar aajaa oosse kaise choodonga yeh too mujh paar choor de”.
"Shahab mammi to Naani ke ghaar chaali gayen aaur aab shaam se pehle waapaas nahi aayen gi, aaur Pappa aaur bhai bhi raat tak hi waapaas aayen ge, mujhe icecream khana hai paise kisse loon, Mammi se manga to woh paise dene ki bajaye dant kar chaali gayen, tumhaare paas aagar paise hon to mujhe ice cream laado"
Main uthkaar ooske paas giya aaur aapna haath ooski chaati par rakh kaar chaati ko daaba kar boola,
"tum yahin mere kamre me baitho main pehle baahar ka main gate band kaar ke aajaoon take koi bhi ekdum andar na aajaye",
"Maine bahaar ka saab darwaza achee se ander se band kardiya hai ab koi bhi andar nahi aasakta hai" Najma sar jhuka kaar halki aawaz me booli,
Mere poore badan me sansanahat horahi thi main ooski baat soon kar ander se beqaaboo horaha magar khood par bari mushkil se qaaboo rakha kiunke maine sooch liya tha ke itna achaa mooqa fhir shaayed kabhi na mile isliye aaj Najma ko kisi tarah raazi kar ke Shahji ke paas le jaoon ga taake mera oodhaar khatam ho jaye, kiunke Shahji ne jab dekha ke derh mahine guzarne ke baad bhi main Najma ko raazi nahi kaar saka hoon to woh shayed yahi samajh liya tha ke main Najma ko raazi nahi kaar sakon ga aaur yeh samajh kar aaj kal aapne rupai ka taqaza bari sakhti se kaarne laga tha aaur teen din pehle mujhe ek hafte ki muhlaat diya tha ke main chaahe kooch bhi karon ooske 270/= rupai jo ab barh kar 350/= rupai ho gaye the wapaas kardon. Isliye main Najma ko kissi bhi tarah razi karna chahtaa tha. Main ne Najma ko apne bistar par baitha kar khud bhi ooske barabar baith giya aaur apna haath sedha ooski taango ke darmiyan ghussa kar ooski choot ko sehlate hoowe boola,
"Najma tum ek icecream khane ke liye taraas rahi ho aaur paisa nahi hone ki wajah se nahin kha paarahi ho, meri baat maan loo mooqa bahut acha hai ghaar par koi nahi hai mere sath Shahji ke paas chaalo phir jitna chaahe icecreme khaoo aaur jab bhi dil chahe ja kar icecrem khaliya karo Shahji paisa nahi lega aaur yeh to soochoo ke Shahji hameen 100/100 Rupai bhi dega, Najma inkaar maat kaaroo 100 Rupai bahut baari raqam hooti hai aaur isske saath saath aaj zabaardaast choodai ka maaza bhi lee-loo-gi "
Najma meri baat soon kaar bahut deer taak soochti rahi, phir woh sharmaate hoowe thook nigal kaar aahista se booli,
“Kia Shahji suchmuch ham doonoo ko 100/100 Rupai dega ? Aur aagaar baad me nahi diya too ?”
Najma ke chehre aaur aankhoon me kashmakash, ghair yaqini, jazbaat, ghabrahaat, laa-laach, aaur sharam ka milla joola taasssur tha, main ooski choot ko zoor zoor se sahlate howe boola,
"Shahji bahut aachaa aadmi hai woh apni zabaan se nahi phire ga, aaur main bhi bewaqoof nahi hoon, main pehle hi paisa nikalwa loon ga toom fikaar maat karo" ye kah kaar main Najma ko choor kar khara hoota howa boola, tum tayyar ho jaaoo main Shahji ko dekh kar aaur baata kar abhi aata hoon ke toom raazi hoogaai ho aaur main toom ko le kar aaraha hoon woh apne kamre ke pichli galli ka darwaza khoola rakhe take ham sidhe ander ghoos jayen aaur saath ye bhi bool don ga ke rupae bhi tayyar rakhe",
Najma kooch nahi booli, main fauran hanpta kanpta Shahji ki dookan par giya, Shahji dookan ke saamaan ko idhaar oodhaar kar raha tha kiunke baarish ka paani toora bahut andar aagaya tha, dookan me kooi gaahank nahi tha woh akela hi tha mujhe dekhte hi boola,
"Kiun saale paisa le kaar aaya?",
"Han Shahji main aaj tumhara poora qarza chooka donga"
main ne muskurate hoowe kaha, mera jawab soon kar ooske chehre paar hairaat daur gayee aaur woh apna kaam choor kar mere paas aakar mere kandhe paar haath mar kar kaha,
"Lagta hai ke aaj too ne baap ya bhai ki poori jeb saaf kardi, saale kahin daka to nahi maar aaya ?"
"Nahi Shahji na baap ka jeb saaf kia hai na hi daka mara hai balke aaj mai Najma ko razi kar hi liya hai ab boolo mera poora oodhaar ka hisaab khatam karke ham dono ko sath me 100/100 Rupai dene ke wade paar qayam ho ya hani",
main saari baat saaf karlena chah ta tha taake baad me Shahji phir apna udhaar mangne na lag jaye, kiunke main jaanta tha ke woh bahut haarami aaur jhoota aadmi hai. Oose to pehle meri baat par bilkul yaqin nahi aaya aaur ghair yaqini lehje me boola,
"Agar too sach bool rahaa hai to tera poore ka poora sabb oodhar khatam sath 100/100 Rupia dono ko to donga hi iske saath sath jab bhi tujhe 10/20 rupai ki zaroorat ho mujh se leliya karna ooska koi hisaab nahi ho ga, aaur aagar too mujhe gooli deraha hai to saale madherchood yaad rakhna main teri gand aaysa phaaroon ga ke zindagi bhaar yaad rakhe ga"
"Shahji main gooli nahi deraha hoon oosse abhi thoori der pehle hi razi kaar ke tumhare paas issi liye to aaya hoon ke tum ko yeh khushkhabri soona don", main oosse yaqin dilate hoowe kaha,
"Agaar waaqai tu sach kah rahaa hai to kab laraha hai oosse"
Shahji ko abhi taak meri baat par poora yaaqeen nahi horaha tha, ooske lehje me abhi bhi ghair yaaqini aaur shaak tha,
"kaab ka kia matlaab, oosse abhi jaa kar 10 minute me le kaar aaraha hoon, main pehle iss liye aaya ke laane se pehle len den aaur hissab kitab ki baat paakka karlon aaur toomhein booldon ke pichli galli kaa darwaza khoola rakhna take ham sidhe ander aajayen",
Phir maine Shahji ko taafseel se poori baat bata di ke aaj ghar me koi bhi nahi hai aaur Mammi shaam se pehle nahi aayen gi, Pappa aaur bhai to raat tak hi aayen ge isliye itna achaa mooqa baad me nahi mille ga. Oosse saath saath ye bhi bata diya ke rupai pehle se hi dena hoga. Shahji to khooshi se dewana ho gaya aaur khoosi ke maare mujhee laapta kar boola,
"Aakhir kaar to kamyab hohi gaya, Paise ki fikaar maat kar Najma ke aate hi pehle main doono ke haath me paisa rakhoon ga phir koi baat karoon ga, aaur dekh usse 15/20 minute ke baad laana take main naha dho loon dookaan ki safai kaar ke bilkul ganda ho gaya hoon, “Shahji mere gaal ko thapthaapaa kar kaha,
"Shahji dhiyaan rakhna Najma kanwari aaur abhi bahut kum oomar hai oosse aaraam aaraam se choodna kiunke toomhara lund bahut moota aur lamba bhi hai", maine chaalte howe Shahji se kaahaa,
"Saale aab tu mujhe choodna sikhayega, to jaakaar oosse jaldi se lekaar aajaa oosse kaise choodonga yeh too mujh paar choor de”.
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