Mera Pyar Meri Sauteli Maa or Behen - Complete

[hirarandi]

Maine commode ki taraf face kar liya….muje ahsaas hua ki, rida api abhi bhee wahi khadi hai…maine thoda sa face ghuma kar dekha toh, rida api mere peeche ek side main khadi thee…aur tirchi nazaro se muje dekh rahi thee…maine apne lun ko bahar nikala….jo uss waqt full hard ho chukka tha….mera dil joro se dhadak raha tha… ye soch kar ki rida api abhi bhee mere peeche khadi hai…muje apne lun ke cap par halki-2 sarsarahat mahsoos ho rahi thee….aisa lag raha tha..jaise jism ka sara khoon majeeb lun ke cap main ikatha hota jaa raha ho…mere lun ke nashain ek dum fooli hui thee….

Main waha khada peshab karne ke kosish kar raha tha…par peshab bahar nahi nikal raha tha….”abb kya masla hai…” rida api ne peeche khade kaha….”ka kuch nahi aap bahair jaye….muje sharam aa rahi hai…” abhi maine ye bola hee tha ki, bahar door bell baji….”iss waqt kon aa gaya…..” api aise kheej kar boli…jaise kissi ne unke hath se unka niwala cheen liya ho….api bathroom se bahar chali gaye….unhone bahar neeche jhank kar dekha…neeche sumera chachi thee…wo neeche chali gaye…badi muskil se thoda peshab nikala…maine salwar ka nada bandha aur bahar aa gaya….mai uske baad rida api ke room main aa gaya….thodi der baad rida api ooper aye…unhone ne apne ek bête ko godh main uthaya aur dusre ko muje utha kar neeche lane ko kaha…main unke dusre bête ko utha kar unke sath neeche aa gaya…jab main neeche phuncha toh, dekha ki sumera chachi ke sath unki bua ghar aye hui thee…maine unke pair chue…toh chachi ne mera tarauf unse karwaya…..

Uss din aur kuch khaas naa hua….mai thodi der aur waha ruka….sham ke 5 baje main waha se nikal kar ground ki taraf chala gaya….waha dosto ke sath cricket khelata raha…..aur phir sham ko sumera chachi ke ghar se apna bag liya aur ghar wapis aa gaya….uss din aur koi khaas baat naa hui…main apne purane dino ke yaado main khoya hua tha…tabhi light chali gaye….main apne khalyon ki dunaya se bahar aya.. main bed se utha aur tv switch off karke bahar barmade main aa gaya…dophar ke 12 baj rahe thee….aur main ghar par akela tha…ghar main aise bethe-2 muje boryeat se hone lagee thee….toh socha kyon naa apne dost faiz ko mil kar aun….

Faiz aur main dono bachpan se ek hee school main padhe the….faiz ka pariwar humare gaon main sabse jayada ameer tha…faiz ki kafi jameen jaydaad thee…kai baagh thee… kheti badi se badi aamdaan thee unko….par uske ghar faiz ke ilawa unn paiso ko kharach karne wala aur koi naa tha…jab faiz do saal ka hua tha…tab uske abbu ke mout ho gaye thee…faiz ke dada dadi bade sakhat kism ke log thee…unke dab dabe aur rutabe ke chalate hee, unhone ne faiz ki ammi ka dusri shadi naa honi dee thee… faiz ke ammi saba ke mayke walo na bada jor lagaya tha ki, saba ki dusri shadi ho jaye….par faiz ke dada dadi ne aisa hone naa diya….faiz ke abbu ke do bhai aur thee.. jo kafe arsa pehale apne hisse ke jameen bech baach kar saharo main jakar apna bussnies karne lage thee…

Abb faiz apne dada dadi aur ammi saba ke sath rehata tha…faiz ne muje kuch dino pehale car chalana sikhaya tha…kyonki uske pass do-2 cars thee…ek din mai aur rida api aise hee baaten kar rahe thee ki, baaton baaton main faiz ke baat chal nikali… uss din rida api ke maine jabardast tareeke se chudai kee thee…”jab faiz ke ghar ke baato ko jikar shuru hua toh, maine rida api se aise pooch liya…

Mai: rida ek baat baatain….ye faiz ke ammi ne dusri shadi kyon nahi kee….

Rida: kaise karti bechari…tumhe nahi pata uske saas sasur kitane jalim hai….

Mai: kabhi -2 toh muje taras aata hai aise logo par hum 21 sadi main jee rahe hai.. aur humare khaylat kitane pichade hue hai….

Rida: hmmm ye gaon hai…pehale aise hee hota tha….

Mai: rida api aap toh aurat ho…aap mujse behatar janati hongi…..faiz ke ammi itane saalo tak kaise bina sath rahe hogi….

Rida: hahaha seedhe seedhe kyon nahi kehate ki, uski ammi itne saal bina lun ko apni phudi main liye kaise rahi ho gaye…

Mai: kya aurat ko mard ke jaroorat ise liye hoti hai….?

Rida: nahi sirf issliye toh nahi…par sameer sex aise cheez hai…jo insaan ko galat sahi main fark karne ke liye nakara kar deta hai…uski ammi bhee kaha reh paye thee….

Mai: matlab main kuch samja nahi….

Rida: abb ye toh **** hee jane…ki baat sachi hai yaan jhooti….lekin goan ke log dabi jubaan main baat karte hai ki, faiz ke ammi saba ka apne sasur ke sath chakkar tha…

Mai: tha matlab….

Rida: (hanste hue) ha hahaha tumne jameel ke umer nahi dekhi abb…70 ke ooper ka ho gaya hai….ooper se din raat sharab ke nashe main dooba rehata hai…pehale shayad hoga unke beech main chakkar….lekin abb wo boodha kaha apni bahu ko chod pata hoga….

Mai: hahah keh toh tum theek rahi ho….

Ayse hee khalyon main doobe hue main ghar ko lock kiya aur faiz ke ghar ki taraf chal padha…jab main apni gaali cross karke faiz ke ghar ke kareeb phuncha toh, maine dekha billu chacha faiz ke ghar ke samane peepal ke paidh ke neeche bane thade par betha hua tha…aur faiz ke ghar ki taraf dekh raha tha…..jab maine billu chacha ki nazaro ka peecha kiya toh, dekha ki samane chhat par chubbare ke pass faiz ke ammi saba khadi thee….uske baal khule hue thee…shayad wo naha kar bahar aye thee… wo apne hatho se baalo ko set kar rahi thee…aur neeche bethe billu ki taraf dekh rahi thee..

Billu chacha jo ki poore gaon main apni asihq mizaji ke liye mashoor tha…wo saba ko line maar raha tha….aur muje ye dekh kar aur bhee jayada hariat hui ki, saba bhee use line de rahi thee…kissi ne sach hee kaha hai….aurat ann aur dhan ke bina toh reh sakti hai….par lun ke bina nahi rahi sakti…saba jise main chachi kehata tha…wo bhee billu ke taraf dekh kar muskara rahi thee….main seedha billu ke pass chala gaya…” aur chacha jee ki haal hai…? “ maine billu ke pass khade hote hue poocha…”oye sameer tum idhar kaha….main toh theek hun…lekin tum eid ka chaand ho gaye ho….” Maine ek baar mud kar chhat par khadi saba ki taraf dekha…toh billu chacha ne bhee mere nazaro ka peecha kiya…

Aur phir jaise maine billu chacha ki taraf dekha toh, wo mere taraf dekh kar muskarne laga…”kyon chacha naya shikaar phansa liya lagata hai….” billu mere baat sun kar muskarne laga….”yahi samaj le bhateeje……saali par bade dino se tryayan maar raha hun…aaj jakar smile de hai… billu ne salwar ke ooper se apne lund ko maslate hue kaha…” matlab abhi tak baat ankho ankho se ho rahi hai….kyon chacha….”

Billu: haha bhateeje jee….par lagta hai apna mamla set ho gaya….abb kissi tarah ek baar iski phudi mil jaye bass…phir toh khud hee wahi aa jayege….jaha par isko bulaunga…

Mai: tumhari toh mojaye ho gaye chacha…..kya maal fansaya hai….

Billu: yaar pooch kuch naa….saali jab chalati hai…toh iski bund aise hilati hai…jaise tarbooj hil rahe ho…isko toh khada karke peeche se apna lund iskki bund ke beech ragadana ka bada maan kar raha hai….saali di bund de bada goshat chadh hua hai…

Mai: chacha maal tumhara hai….jaise chahhe marji karna…

Maine mud kar dekh toh saba abhi bhee wahi khadi thee…aur hum dono ko dekh rahi thee…”aur tum sunao….tum idhar kaha ghoom rahe ho….?” 

Mai: chacha main toh faiz se milane aya tha….

Billu: oye khayal rakhi….faiz ko galati se kuch bata naa daina..

Mai: nahi batata chacha…maine bata kar kiya karna hai…aur sunao sumera chachi ki toh roj marate hoge…..

Billu: kaha yaar…pata nahi saali ko kya ho gaya….do saal ho gaye uski phudi mare ko…painchod abb toh hath bhee rakhane nahi deti apne ooper….

Maine maan hee maan socha chacha hath tuje saba bhee nahi rakhane dege… abb iss par mere bhee ankh aa gaye hai….dekhata hun ki , kon ise pehale chodata hai….” accha chacha mai jara faiz se mil kar atta hun…..

Billu: accha jaa….

Mai waha se muda toh dekha ki saba abb waha nahi khadi thee…main faiz ke ghar ander dakhil hua toh, samane barmade main faiz ke dadi bethi hui thee…jo kafi bhoodi ho gaye thee…ankho par nazar wala mota chasma laga hua tha…maine jakar unke pair chue….”ve kon hai tun…..ki kam hai…” 

Mai: dadi jee main sameer….bank wale faisal ka beta….

Dadi: ohh accha accha….beta abb inn bhoodi ankho dikhai kam deta hai naa…

Mai: koi baat nahi dadi jee….mai fiaz se milane aya tha…

Dadi: opper hee hona hai…jakar mil laye…

Mai seedyan chadh kar ooper chala gaya….jab mai ooper phuncha toh dekha saba charpai par dhoop main bethi hui thee….”salaam chachi jee…” maine muskarte hue kaha…”salaam aa sameer puttar aaj idhar ka rasta kaise bhool gaye….?” Saba ne bhee muskar kar kaha…”jee mai faiz milane aya tha….aaj Sunday tha toh socha faiz ke sath kahi ghum phir aaun…..”

Saba chachi: par wo toh apne dosto ke sath sahar gaya hai….

Mai: accha koi baat nahi….phir kabhi usse mil lunga…mai chalta hun…

Saba: arre abhi toh aye ho….ruk kar dam toh le lo…main tumhare liye chai banati hun..

Mai: rehane dain chachi…mai iss waqt chai nahi peeta….

Saba: toh kiya hua aaj chachi ke hath ke chai pe laye…waise bhee sardi hai…

Mai: theek hai…chachi jee jaise aap kahe….

Saba ander chali gaye…thodi der baad wo chai bana kar lee aye…ek cup unhone muje diya…”aur sunao sameer tumhari study kaise chal rahi hai…?” saba chachi ne mere pass charpai par bethate hue kaha…

Mai: jee theek chal rahi hai….(maine notice kiya ki saba chachi kissi baat ko lekar pershan ho rahi thee….muje aysa lag raha tha….jaise wo mujse kuch poochana chathi ho….akhir kaar thodi der baad unhone ne mujse pooch hee liya….)

Saba chachi: tum billu ke pass khade hokar kya baat kar rahe thee….?

Mai: kuch nahi aise idhar udhar ki baaten kar rahe thee….

Saba chachi: idhar udhar ki yaan kuch aur baat ho rahi thee…..?

Mai: nahi toh bas aise hee gaon ke baaten kar rahe thee…..

Saba: sameer dekh maine dekha tha…jab tum dono baat kar rahe thee…toh baar -2 mud kar meri taraf dekh rahe thee….

Mai: chachi jee bhala maine aapke bare main kya baat karni hai….aap ko aise hee weham ho raha hai….

Saba chachi: aur wo billu wo toh mere bare main nahi baat kar raha tha….

Mai saba chachi ke baat sun kar chup ho gaya…maine jaan buj kar unki baat ka koi jawab naa diya…tanki saba chachi ka shak aur pakka ho jaye ki, hum dono uske bare main hee baat kar rahe thee….”kya hua chup kyon ho gaye…wo jaroor mere bare main hee baat kar raha hoga….awaragard kahi ka…sara din ghar ke samane dera jamaye rehata hai….” saba chachi muje ye sab iss liye suna rahi thee ki, main unke bare main kuch galat naa sochun…aur ye sochun ki wo bhee gaon ke baki auraton ki tarah billu ko awargard kisam ka insaan manati hai….

Saba chachi: sameer bol naa kya keh raha tha….

Mai: jane dain naa chachi….wo toh hai hee aisa ganda insaan…toh uski soch bhee toh gandi hogi naa….

Saba chachi: tun muje bata toh sahi ki wo kya keh raha tha….

Mai: chachi jee wo keh raha tha… janain dain naa chachi….muje toh kehate hue bhee sharam aati hai…..aur aap kahi muj par hee gussa naa ho jaye…..

Saba chachi: tun bata maine tum par kyon gussa karna hai….tum thoda na mere bare main kuch galat keh rahe ho…..

Mai: chachi jee wo bol raha thaa ki, saali kya maal hai….bas ek baar hath lag jaye toh maza aa jaye…

Maine dekha ki, mere baat sun kar chachi ke chehare ka rang laal hone laga tha..”bada kameena insaan hai wo toh…” chachi ne meri taraf dekhate hue kaha…

Mai: ye toh kuch bhee nahi chachi jee….jo usne agge kaha….use sun kar toh mere hosh udd gaye….

Chachi: accha suna kya kaha usne…main bhee toh suno uski kartooron ke bare main….

Mai:  chachi jee wo keh raha tha ki….

Chachi: bol na kya keh raha tha….

Mai: jane dian chachi aap muje par hee gussa karenge….

Chachi: maine kaha naa maine tum par gussa nahi karungi…

Mai: wo keh raha tha ki, aap ki uss par bhut goshat chadh gaya hai…mera bada maan karta hai ki, main saba ke usko hath main lakar jor-2 se dabbaun…

Chachi: kya kaha….kaisa jaleel insaan hai….muje kaha goshat chadh gaya….

Mai: chachi jee wo aapki bund ki baat kar raha tha….

Chachi: ye kya badtameezi hai sameer…tumne aise word kaha se seekh liye…

Mai: dekha chachi jee maine kaha tha naa….aap sun nahi payenge aur muj par guss karenge….

Chachi: sorry beta….wo muje gussa aa gaya tha…lekin isme tumhari kya galati… tum toh wahi keh rahe ho jo wo haramjada keh raha tha….anne do faiz ke dada ko… iski khabar toh main laity hun..unko keh kar…..

Mai: jane dain chachi…kyon aise logo ke mooh lagana…waise ek baat kahun chachi jee…(maine chai ka khali cup neeche rakhate hue kaha…)

Chachi: haan bolo….

Mai: chachi jee aap bhee toh use muskara kar line maar rahi thee…

Chachi: tumse kisne kaha….wo jhoot bolata hai….

Mai: usne nahi kaha chachi….maine khud apni ankho se dekha hai…waise usne aapke bare main ek baat sach kahi….

Chachi: (thoda sa gusse se bolate hue…) kya…..

Mai: aapki bund par sach main bhut gohast chadh gaya hai…jab aap ander gaye thee..tab maine dekha tha….sach main chachi jee….use dekh kar dil karta hee hai dabane ko….

Chachi: apni had main reh ladke…maine tumhe thodi se dheel ka dai dee…tum toh badtameezi par hee utar aye ho….mooh par dhaadi moochaye aye nahi…aur abhi se itani badi-2 baaten karne lage ho….(jiss tarah chachi react kar rahi thee…usse saaf pata chal raha tha…ki unka gusaa banwati hai…)

Mai: chachi jee dhaadi mooch ka kya karoge….asali cheez toh abhi aap ne dekhi hee nahi…

Chachi: chal daffa ho jaa yaha se aya bada….(maine dekha chachi ke honto par muskan thee…) lagata hai tumne faiz ke dada ki bandook ke bare main suna nahi hai….

Mai: maine toh bada suna hai…..lekin shayad aap ne meri bandook nahi dekhi…. (mera ishara apne lun ki taraf tha…) accha agar billu ke liye ko pegaam bijawana hai toh, muje bata do….main billu ko bata dunga…..aap muj par bharos rakhe….ye baat main kissi ko nahi kahunga….

Chachi: muje nahi koi pegaam vegaam bijawana….

Mai: accha phir toh main chalata hun…..

Mai waha se nikal kar apne ghar ki taraf chal padha….jab main bahar nikala toh, dekha billu abhi bhee wahi thaade par betha tha….”kyon bhateej mil aya apne dost se….” maine smile karte hue haan  main sar hilaya aur ghar ki taraf chal diya…