11-12-2019, 10:58 AM
Raat ho chuki thee….abbu aur meri souteli ammi ghar aa chuke the…main apni souteli maa nazia se kam hee baat karta tha….jab tak jaroori kaam naa hota, main unse baat karane se parhej karta…main apne kamare main betha study kar raha tha…ki najeeba muje khanne ke liye bulane aye….toh maine use ye keh kar mana kar diya ki, muje abhi bookh nahi hai….jab bhookh hogi main khud kitchen se khanna lekar kha lunga…. Najeeba wapis chali gaye….mai phir se study main lag gaya…kal Sunday tha….issliye sone ki jaladi nahi thee….abbu khanna kha kar ek baar mere room main aye….
Abbu: tumhari padhai kaise chal rahi hai….?
Mai: jee theek chal rahi hai….
Abbu: dekho sameer iss baar tumhare board ke exam hai….agale saal tumhara admission collage main hoga…aur main chatha hun ki, tumhara admission kissi acche collage main ho….
Mai: jee abbu kosish toh mere bhe yahi hai…
Abbu: accha ye baato ki 12th ke baad tumane karne ka kya socha hai…
Mai: abbu main soch raha hun ki, main 12th ke baad se government job ke liye try karna shuru kar dun….agar mili toh theek nahi mili toh study continue karunga..aur agar mil gaye toh, sath main private graduation kar lunga…
Abbu: accha soch rahe…chalo theek hai….tum padhai karo…
Ye keh kar abbu bahar chale gaye….abbu apne room main ja chuke thee…najeeba aur apni ammi ke sath kitchen main bartan wahegaraha saaf kar rahi thee…kareeb adhe ghanate baad wo dono bhee kaam khatam karke apne room main chali gaye..maine apni books band ke aur uth kar kitchen main chala gaya….apne liye thali main khanna daala aur pani ke bottle aur ek glass lekar apne room main aa gaya….khanna khane ke baad main bed par lait gaya…dophar ko bhee aaj so gaya tha….isliye neend ka koi atapata nahi tha…maine aise hee khalyon main laita hua tha ki, muje wo din yaad aa gaye…jab abbu ke kehane par maine farook chacha ke ghar jana shuru kiya tha…
Muje farook chacha ke ghar jate hue kuch din gujar chuke thee….tab main 7th class main tha….naa sex ki kuch samaj thee…aur naa aurat aur mard ke beech ke riste ki, mere liye school mere dost padhai aur cricket hee meri dunaya thee…rida api aur sumera chacha dono hee mujse acchi tarah pesh aate thee….bhale hee humari kareebi ristedari nahi thee….lekin muje unke ghar par kabhi iss baat ka ahsaas nahi hua tha ki, mere waha anne se unko kissi tarah ke pershani pesh aa rahi ho…rida api bhee dhere-2 mere majoodagi se khus hone lagee thee…abb wo bina kissi pershani yaan sharam ke hee apne bacho ko mere samane doodh pila diya karti thee…
Ek din main aise hee rida api ke room main betha hua padh raha tha…main unke sath hee bed par betha tha..double bed tha…isliye rida api apne dono beto ke sath bed par karvat ke bal leti hui thee….uske peeth ke peeche uske dono bête so rahe thee….uska face meri taraf tha…aur wo apne sar ko hath se sahara diye…mere work book main dekh rahi thee…tabhi door bell sunai dee….hum pehali manzil par thee….jab sumera chachi neeche ground floor par thee…bell ki awaz sun kar rida api bed se utar gaye… aur gaali wali side jakar neeche jhankane lagee….wo thodi der waha khadi rahi…aur phir wapis aa gaye….
Takreeban 15 minute baad rida api bed se uthi….aur mujse boli….”sameer tum apna kaam poora karo….main 15 minute main neeche se hokar aati hun…” rida api ke baat sun kar maine haan main sar hila diya…wo uth kar neeche chali gaye…api ke dono bête so rahe thee….main kuch der toh wahi betha padhata raha..phir muje peshab anne laga toh, main uth kar bathroom jane laga toh, main kamare se bahar aya…aur gaali wali side main chhat par bathroom bana hua tha…jab main bathroom ke taraf jane laga…toh chhat ke beecho beech lage hue jangale ke ooper se gujara…(waha se chhat khali chori gaye thee…..uss par lohe ki grills se bana hua jangala laga hua tha…. Tanki neeche roshani aur tazi hawa jaa sake….) jab main uske ooper se gujara toh, mere nazar rida aapi par padhi…
Wo uss samaye sumera chachi ke room ke window ke pass khadi thee…sumera chachi ka room peeche ki taraf tha…rida api jhuk kar khadi ander window se ander jhank rahi thee….muje bada ajeeb sa feel hua ki, rida api iss tarah kyon apni ammi ke room main jhank rahi hai….ander aisa kya hai…jo rida api iss tarah choro ki tarah khadi ander dekh rahi hai…uss samaye najane kyon muje ye khawish hone lagee ki, mai dekhu ki, aisa kya ho raha kamare ke ander jo rida api iss tarah choro ke jaise ander jhank rahi thee….tabhi muje khayal aya ki, jab main seedyan chadh kar ooper atta hun…waha seedhyon par ek roshandaan hai…jo sumera chachi ke room ka hai….
Mai bina kuch soche samaje seedyon ke taraf gaya….aur jab do teen seedhyon ko utar kar uss ghumav par phuncha…yaha se seedyan mudati thee…waha roshandan tha.. aur phir jaise hee maine ander jhanka toh, muje dunaya ka sabse ajeeb nazara dikhai diya….kyonki main roshandaan se dekh raha tha…isliye muje neeche bed par kisi adami ke nangi peeth dikhai dee rahi thee…aur uss adami ke kandhe ke thoda sa ooper sumera chachi ka chehara dikhai dee raha tha….
Sumera chachi ne apni tango ko utha kar uss sakash ke kamar par lapit rakha tha…aur wo sakash poori raftaar se apni kamar ko hilaye jaa raha tha…teri behan ko chodun teri maa ke phudi main lan aise gaalyan mai kai ladko ko niklate hue sun chukka tha… lekin jo mere samane ho raha tha…uss samaye nahi janata tha ki, use chodana kehate hai..wo sakash aur sumera chachi dono paseene se tarbatar thee….sumera chachi ne apne baazon ko uss sakash ke peeth par kas rakha tha…”ohhhh billu aaj poori kasar nikal dee….bade dino baad mouka mila hai…..” billu naam sunate hee muje pata chal chukka tha ki wo sakash aur koi nahi farook ka chota bhai hee tha…jise gaon wale billu ke naam se pukarate thee…
“ahhh bhabhi jor toh poora laga raha hun…lekin jaise -2 teri umer badh rahi hai…saali teri phudi aur tight aur garam hoti jaa rahi hai….ohh dekh mera lun kaise phas- 2 ke ander jaa raha hai….” billu ne aur rafatar se jhatke lagane shuru kar diye….abb tak kuch kuch samaj aa chukka tha ki, ander kya chal raha tha…lekin main uss waqt tak toh ek dum bhola panchi thee….ye baat bhee samaj aa chuki thee ki, wo dono jo bhee kar rahe hai,….dono ko maza bhut aa raha hai….muje iss baat ka dar tha ki, kahi api ooper anne ke liye seedyon ki taraf aati toh, uski nazar seedha muj par padhait… maine waha khade rehana munasib nahi samja….aur waha se ooper aa gaya….aur bed par beth kar phir se kitab ko padhane laga….
15 minute baad api ooper aaye…usne door par khade hote hue muje dekha aur phir apne bacho ki taraf dekhate hue boli….”bacho main se koi utha toh nahi…” maine naa main sar hila diya..”theek hai main bathroom jakar aati hun….” Api phir bathroom main chali gaye….phir wo thodi der baad wapis aye toh, uske chehare par ajeeb sa sakoon nazar aa raha tha…wo bed par lait gaye…” tun bhee lait jaa…bhut padhai kar lee aaj….” Api ne bed par laiate hue kaha….”par mera maan nahi kar raha tha ki, main waha laitun….main beman se lait gaya….api toh laitate hee so gaye…par mere ankho se neend bhut door thee….baar -2 sumera chachi ke room ka nazara meri ankho ke samane aa jata,…
Sham ke 5 baj chuke thee….jab rida api ka beta uth kar rone laga…toh wo bhee uth kar beth gaye….api ko jaga dekh kar main bhee uth kar beth gaya….api meri taraf dekh kar muskari…”so liya…” maine haan main sar hila diya..aur bed se neeche utar kar bahar jane laga….”sameer kaha jaa rahe ho….?”
Mai: jee api bahar jaa raha khelane…..
Rida: accha jate jate ammi ko kehana ki feeder main doodh daal kar ooper de jain….
Mai: jee keh dunga…
Mai waha se neeche anne laga…jab main neeche phuncha toh, dekha ki sumera chachi ke room ka door khula tha…main ander gaya toh, waha koi naa tha…maine bahar nikal kar kitchen main dekha toh, waha bhee koi nazar nahi aya..tab muje bahar gate ki taraf jo kamara tha…udher se sumera chachi ki awaz aye…mai uss kamare ke taraf gaya… aur jaise hee main uss kamare ke ander phuncha toh, dekha sumera chachi aur billu dono sofe par sath -2 bethe hue thee….billu ne apna ek baazu sumera chachi ke peeche daal kar kandhe par rakha hua tha…aur uska dusra hath chachi ke left kameez ke ooper se left mamme par thee…muje iss tarah ek dum se ander dekh kar dono hadbada gaye….chachi toh aise uchal kar khadi ho gaye…jaise uski bund par kissi ne bijali ke nangi taaron ko touch karwa diya ho….
Chachi: arre sameer puttar tum neeche kyon aye….kuch chahye kya…?
Mai: nahi wo api keh rahi thee ki aap ko bol dun ki feeder main doodh daal kar unhe de ayaen….
Chachi: accha main de aati hun….tun yaha beth….
Mai: nahi chachi main khelane jaa raha hun….
Mai waha se bahar nikala hee tha ki, peeche billu ki awaz aye….”accha bhabhi jaan main bhee chalata hun….” Main gate khol kar bahar nikal aya…aur ground ki taraf jane laga….toh peeche se billu ne muje awaz dee…maine peeche mud kar dekha toh, wo meri taraf hee aa raha tha….billu mere pass aya aur mere kandhe par hath rakhate hue bola….”kaha jaa rahe ho bhateeje sahab….”
Mai: ground main jaa raha hun….
Billu: accha muje bhee udhar hee jana tha…
Wo mere sath chalane laga….jaise hee hum ground ke pass phunche toh, billu ne mera hath pakada aur muje road par halwai ke dukan par le gaya….”chal aa bhateej tujse samoshe khilawata hun…”
Mai: nahi muje bookh nahi hai…maine nahi khane…
Billu: chal aaja yaar….ek do kha le….
Mai: nahi sach main chacha jee…..mera khane ka maan nahi hai…..
Billu: accha bhateej aaj tune jo bhee dekha yaar dekh uss bare main kissi se baat nahi karna….nahi toh mere aur bhai jaan ke beech jhagada ho jana hai…
Mai: nahi karta….
Billu: pakka naa…..
Mai: haan nahi karta….
Billu: yaar tune mere dimag se bhut badi tension nikal dee….agar tun thoda bada hota.. toh tuje bhee bhabhi jaan ke phudi dilawa deta…lekin abhi teri umer bhut kam hai…
Mai billu ke baat par chup naa raha….”accha dekh agar tun ye baat kissi ko nahi batega toh, kal maine tujse sahar se naya bat laa dunga…lekin mujse wada karo ki, ye baat tum kissi se nahi kahuge…
Mai: main nahi karta…lekin muje bat bhee nahi chahaye….
Billu: abb tum mera itana baad raaz chupa rahe ho toh, mera bhee farz banta hai naa apne raazdaar ko kuch toh tofa dun….
Mai billu ke baat sun kar muskarane laga….lekin bola kuch naa…main waha se school ke diwar ki taraf gaya….muje dophar se hee peshab laga tha….jo sumera chachi ke room ke nazare ke chakkar main karna bhoolana gaya tha….abb muje bhut tej pressure laga tha..maine jaise hee salwar ka nada khol kar apne lun ko bahar jo ki pressure se poori tarah sakhat khada tha….jaise hee main peshab karne laga….toh maine notice kya ki, billu mere lun ki taraf bade gor se dekh raha hai…maine peshab kiya aur phir apni salwar ka nada band karke jaise hee ground main jane laga…toh billu mere pass aa gaya….”ki gal bhateje abhi se itana bada hathayar kaise kar liya tune…”
Mai: chacha jee aap kiss hathyar ki baat kar rahe hai….
Billu: teri lun ki baat kar raha hun….penchod agar iss umer main tera lun itana bada hai toh 3-4 saal baad toh aur badha jo jana hai issne…teri toh aish hai…(muje billu se aise baaten sun kar ajeeb sa lag raha tha…isse pehale mere dost ke beech main aise baat nahi hui thee...lekin kehate hai naa…. ”Necessity is the mother of invention” jaroorat aur khawaish hee ijaat ki maa hoti hai….waise hee haal uss waqt mere ho chukka tha…. Isliye main jijkate aur sharmate hue bhee billu se poochane se rok naa paya….)
Mai: wo kaise…
Billu: yaar dekh tera lun teri umer ke bacho ke hisaab se kahi bada hai…..aur jab koi sex ki bhukhi aurat aise tagade lun ko dekh le toh, wo jalad hee uss sakash par ashik ho jati hai..aur bade se apni phudi marwati hai….
Mai: chacha ek baat poochun….?
Billu: haan pooch bhateje….
Mai: kya sach main mera hathayar tagada hai…..
Billu: aur nahi toh kya…mai kya jhoot bol raha hun….mere jaise adamyon ka lun bhee 5-6 inch ke beech main hota hai…tera toh abhi se 6 inch lamba lag raha hai….kabhi napa hai tune….
Mai: nahi….
Billu: lekin hai tera 6 inch ke kareeb……accha jaa abb tun khel muje bhee jaroori kaam yaad aa gaya hai….
Maine waha se ground main chala gaya….aur waha apne dosto ke sath cricket khelane laga…sham ko abbu ke ghar anne se pehale main waha se farigh hokar ghar wapis aa gaya…wo sari raat mere dimag main billu ke kahi baaten aur sumera chachi ke room ka nazara ghumata raha…agle din subhe tak mere dimag main sanak beth chuki thee…
Abbu: tumhari padhai kaise chal rahi hai….?
Mai: jee theek chal rahi hai….
Abbu: dekho sameer iss baar tumhare board ke exam hai….agale saal tumhara admission collage main hoga…aur main chatha hun ki, tumhara admission kissi acche collage main ho….
Mai: jee abbu kosish toh mere bhe yahi hai…
Abbu: accha ye baato ki 12th ke baad tumane karne ka kya socha hai…
Mai: abbu main soch raha hun ki, main 12th ke baad se government job ke liye try karna shuru kar dun….agar mili toh theek nahi mili toh study continue karunga..aur agar mil gaye toh, sath main private graduation kar lunga…
Abbu: accha soch rahe…chalo theek hai….tum padhai karo…
Ye keh kar abbu bahar chale gaye….abbu apne room main ja chuke thee…najeeba aur apni ammi ke sath kitchen main bartan wahegaraha saaf kar rahi thee…kareeb adhe ghanate baad wo dono bhee kaam khatam karke apne room main chali gaye..maine apni books band ke aur uth kar kitchen main chala gaya….apne liye thali main khanna daala aur pani ke bottle aur ek glass lekar apne room main aa gaya….khanna khane ke baad main bed par lait gaya…dophar ko bhee aaj so gaya tha….isliye neend ka koi atapata nahi tha…maine aise hee khalyon main laita hua tha ki, muje wo din yaad aa gaye…jab abbu ke kehane par maine farook chacha ke ghar jana shuru kiya tha…
Muje farook chacha ke ghar jate hue kuch din gujar chuke thee….tab main 7th class main tha….naa sex ki kuch samaj thee…aur naa aurat aur mard ke beech ke riste ki, mere liye school mere dost padhai aur cricket hee meri dunaya thee…rida api aur sumera chacha dono hee mujse acchi tarah pesh aate thee….bhale hee humari kareebi ristedari nahi thee….lekin muje unke ghar par kabhi iss baat ka ahsaas nahi hua tha ki, mere waha anne se unko kissi tarah ke pershani pesh aa rahi ho…rida api bhee dhere-2 mere majoodagi se khus hone lagee thee…abb wo bina kissi pershani yaan sharam ke hee apne bacho ko mere samane doodh pila diya karti thee…
Ek din main aise hee rida api ke room main betha hua padh raha tha…main unke sath hee bed par betha tha..double bed tha…isliye rida api apne dono beto ke sath bed par karvat ke bal leti hui thee….uske peeth ke peeche uske dono bête so rahe thee….uska face meri taraf tha…aur wo apne sar ko hath se sahara diye…mere work book main dekh rahi thee…tabhi door bell sunai dee….hum pehali manzil par thee….jab sumera chachi neeche ground floor par thee…bell ki awaz sun kar rida api bed se utar gaye… aur gaali wali side jakar neeche jhankane lagee….wo thodi der waha khadi rahi…aur phir wapis aa gaye….
Takreeban 15 minute baad rida api bed se uthi….aur mujse boli….”sameer tum apna kaam poora karo….main 15 minute main neeche se hokar aati hun…” rida api ke baat sun kar maine haan main sar hila diya…wo uth kar neeche chali gaye…api ke dono bête so rahe thee….main kuch der toh wahi betha padhata raha..phir muje peshab anne laga toh, main uth kar bathroom jane laga toh, main kamare se bahar aya…aur gaali wali side main chhat par bathroom bana hua tha…jab main bathroom ke taraf jane laga…toh chhat ke beecho beech lage hue jangale ke ooper se gujara…(waha se chhat khali chori gaye thee…..uss par lohe ki grills se bana hua jangala laga hua tha…. Tanki neeche roshani aur tazi hawa jaa sake….) jab main uske ooper se gujara toh, mere nazar rida aapi par padhi…
Wo uss samaye sumera chachi ke room ke window ke pass khadi thee…sumera chachi ka room peeche ki taraf tha…rida api jhuk kar khadi ander window se ander jhank rahi thee….muje bada ajeeb sa feel hua ki, rida api iss tarah kyon apni ammi ke room main jhank rahi hai….ander aisa kya hai…jo rida api iss tarah choro ki tarah khadi ander dekh rahi hai…uss samaye najane kyon muje ye khawish hone lagee ki, mai dekhu ki, aisa kya ho raha kamare ke ander jo rida api iss tarah choro ke jaise ander jhank rahi thee….tabhi muje khayal aya ki, jab main seedyan chadh kar ooper atta hun…waha seedhyon par ek roshandaan hai…jo sumera chachi ke room ka hai….
Mai bina kuch soche samaje seedyon ke taraf gaya….aur jab do teen seedhyon ko utar kar uss ghumav par phuncha…yaha se seedyan mudati thee…waha roshandan tha.. aur phir jaise hee maine ander jhanka toh, muje dunaya ka sabse ajeeb nazara dikhai diya….kyonki main roshandaan se dekh raha tha…isliye muje neeche bed par kisi adami ke nangi peeth dikhai dee rahi thee…aur uss adami ke kandhe ke thoda sa ooper sumera chachi ka chehara dikhai dee raha tha….
Sumera chachi ne apni tango ko utha kar uss sakash ke kamar par lapit rakha tha…aur wo sakash poori raftaar se apni kamar ko hilaye jaa raha tha…teri behan ko chodun teri maa ke phudi main lan aise gaalyan mai kai ladko ko niklate hue sun chukka tha… lekin jo mere samane ho raha tha…uss samaye nahi janata tha ki, use chodana kehate hai..wo sakash aur sumera chachi dono paseene se tarbatar thee….sumera chachi ne apne baazon ko uss sakash ke peeth par kas rakha tha…”ohhhh billu aaj poori kasar nikal dee….bade dino baad mouka mila hai…..” billu naam sunate hee muje pata chal chukka tha ki wo sakash aur koi nahi farook ka chota bhai hee tha…jise gaon wale billu ke naam se pukarate thee…
“ahhh bhabhi jor toh poora laga raha hun…lekin jaise -2 teri umer badh rahi hai…saali teri phudi aur tight aur garam hoti jaa rahi hai….ohh dekh mera lun kaise phas- 2 ke ander jaa raha hai….” billu ne aur rafatar se jhatke lagane shuru kar diye….abb tak kuch kuch samaj aa chukka tha ki, ander kya chal raha tha…lekin main uss waqt tak toh ek dum bhola panchi thee….ye baat bhee samaj aa chuki thee ki, wo dono jo bhee kar rahe hai,….dono ko maza bhut aa raha hai….muje iss baat ka dar tha ki, kahi api ooper anne ke liye seedyon ki taraf aati toh, uski nazar seedha muj par padhait… maine waha khade rehana munasib nahi samja….aur waha se ooper aa gaya….aur bed par beth kar phir se kitab ko padhane laga….
15 minute baad api ooper aaye…usne door par khade hote hue muje dekha aur phir apne bacho ki taraf dekhate hue boli….”bacho main se koi utha toh nahi…” maine naa main sar hila diya..”theek hai main bathroom jakar aati hun….” Api phir bathroom main chali gaye….phir wo thodi der baad wapis aye toh, uske chehare par ajeeb sa sakoon nazar aa raha tha…wo bed par lait gaye…” tun bhee lait jaa…bhut padhai kar lee aaj….” Api ne bed par laiate hue kaha….”par mera maan nahi kar raha tha ki, main waha laitun….main beman se lait gaya….api toh laitate hee so gaye…par mere ankho se neend bhut door thee….baar -2 sumera chachi ke room ka nazara meri ankho ke samane aa jata,…
Sham ke 5 baj chuke thee….jab rida api ka beta uth kar rone laga…toh wo bhee uth kar beth gaye….api ko jaga dekh kar main bhee uth kar beth gaya….api meri taraf dekh kar muskari…”so liya…” maine haan main sar hila diya..aur bed se neeche utar kar bahar jane laga….”sameer kaha jaa rahe ho….?”
Mai: jee api bahar jaa raha khelane…..
Rida: accha jate jate ammi ko kehana ki feeder main doodh daal kar ooper de jain….
Mai: jee keh dunga…
Mai waha se neeche anne laga…jab main neeche phuncha toh, dekha ki sumera chachi ke room ka door khula tha…main ander gaya toh, waha koi naa tha…maine bahar nikal kar kitchen main dekha toh, waha bhee koi nazar nahi aya..tab muje bahar gate ki taraf jo kamara tha…udher se sumera chachi ki awaz aye…mai uss kamare ke taraf gaya… aur jaise hee main uss kamare ke ander phuncha toh, dekha sumera chachi aur billu dono sofe par sath -2 bethe hue thee….billu ne apna ek baazu sumera chachi ke peeche daal kar kandhe par rakha hua tha…aur uska dusra hath chachi ke left kameez ke ooper se left mamme par thee…muje iss tarah ek dum se ander dekh kar dono hadbada gaye….chachi toh aise uchal kar khadi ho gaye…jaise uski bund par kissi ne bijali ke nangi taaron ko touch karwa diya ho….
Chachi: arre sameer puttar tum neeche kyon aye….kuch chahye kya…?
Mai: nahi wo api keh rahi thee ki aap ko bol dun ki feeder main doodh daal kar unhe de ayaen….
Chachi: accha main de aati hun….tun yaha beth….
Mai: nahi chachi main khelane jaa raha hun….
Mai waha se bahar nikala hee tha ki, peeche billu ki awaz aye….”accha bhabhi jaan main bhee chalata hun….” Main gate khol kar bahar nikal aya…aur ground ki taraf jane laga….toh peeche se billu ne muje awaz dee…maine peeche mud kar dekha toh, wo meri taraf hee aa raha tha….billu mere pass aya aur mere kandhe par hath rakhate hue bola….”kaha jaa rahe ho bhateeje sahab….”
Mai: ground main jaa raha hun….
Billu: accha muje bhee udhar hee jana tha…
Wo mere sath chalane laga….jaise hee hum ground ke pass phunche toh, billu ne mera hath pakada aur muje road par halwai ke dukan par le gaya….”chal aa bhateej tujse samoshe khilawata hun…”
Mai: nahi muje bookh nahi hai…maine nahi khane…
Billu: chal aaja yaar….ek do kha le….
Mai: nahi sach main chacha jee…..mera khane ka maan nahi hai…..
Billu: accha bhateej aaj tune jo bhee dekha yaar dekh uss bare main kissi se baat nahi karna….nahi toh mere aur bhai jaan ke beech jhagada ho jana hai…
Mai: nahi karta….
Billu: pakka naa…..
Mai: haan nahi karta….
Billu: yaar tune mere dimag se bhut badi tension nikal dee….agar tun thoda bada hota.. toh tuje bhee bhabhi jaan ke phudi dilawa deta…lekin abhi teri umer bhut kam hai…
Mai billu ke baat par chup naa raha….”accha dekh agar tun ye baat kissi ko nahi batega toh, kal maine tujse sahar se naya bat laa dunga…lekin mujse wada karo ki, ye baat tum kissi se nahi kahuge…
Mai: main nahi karta…lekin muje bat bhee nahi chahaye….
Billu: abb tum mera itana baad raaz chupa rahe ho toh, mera bhee farz banta hai naa apne raazdaar ko kuch toh tofa dun….
Mai billu ke baat sun kar muskarane laga….lekin bola kuch naa…main waha se school ke diwar ki taraf gaya….muje dophar se hee peshab laga tha….jo sumera chachi ke room ke nazare ke chakkar main karna bhoolana gaya tha….abb muje bhut tej pressure laga tha..maine jaise hee salwar ka nada khol kar apne lun ko bahar jo ki pressure se poori tarah sakhat khada tha….jaise hee main peshab karne laga….toh maine notice kya ki, billu mere lun ki taraf bade gor se dekh raha hai…maine peshab kiya aur phir apni salwar ka nada band karke jaise hee ground main jane laga…toh billu mere pass aa gaya….”ki gal bhateje abhi se itana bada hathayar kaise kar liya tune…”
Mai: chacha jee aap kiss hathyar ki baat kar rahe hai….
Billu: teri lun ki baat kar raha hun….penchod agar iss umer main tera lun itana bada hai toh 3-4 saal baad toh aur badha jo jana hai issne…teri toh aish hai…(muje billu se aise baaten sun kar ajeeb sa lag raha tha…isse pehale mere dost ke beech main aise baat nahi hui thee...lekin kehate hai naa…. ”Necessity is the mother of invention” jaroorat aur khawaish hee ijaat ki maa hoti hai….waise hee haal uss waqt mere ho chukka tha…. Isliye main jijkate aur sharmate hue bhee billu se poochane se rok naa paya….)
Mai: wo kaise…
Billu: yaar dekh tera lun teri umer ke bacho ke hisaab se kahi bada hai…..aur jab koi sex ki bhukhi aurat aise tagade lun ko dekh le toh, wo jalad hee uss sakash par ashik ho jati hai..aur bade se apni phudi marwati hai….
Mai: chacha ek baat poochun….?
Billu: haan pooch bhateje….
Mai: kya sach main mera hathayar tagada hai…..
Billu: aur nahi toh kya…mai kya jhoot bol raha hun….mere jaise adamyon ka lun bhee 5-6 inch ke beech main hota hai…tera toh abhi se 6 inch lamba lag raha hai….kabhi napa hai tune….
Mai: nahi….
Billu: lekin hai tera 6 inch ke kareeb……accha jaa abb tun khel muje bhee jaroori kaam yaad aa gaya hai….
Maine waha se ground main chala gaya….aur waha apne dosto ke sath cricket khelane laga…sham ko abbu ke ghar anne se pehale main waha se farigh hokar ghar wapis aa gaya…wo sari raat mere dimag main billu ke kahi baaten aur sumera chachi ke room ka nazara ghumata raha…agle din subhe tak mere dimag main sanak beth chuki thee…
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