Bin Bulaya Mehman - ( Continued by Samit_bhai)

[hirarandi]

ji nahi mujhe koyi shouk nahi hai aapke jeevan ke baare mein jaanane ka. apni diary apne paas rakhiye." kah kar main baahar aa gayi. main gusse se tilmila rahi thi.


"himmat to dekho is dehati ki. mujhe apni ashleel dairy padhne ko de raha hai. chaahta kya hai ye. shaam ko mujhe gagan se mujhe baat karni hi hogi. aise vyakti ka hamaare ghar mein rahna theek nahi hai."


.......shaam ko maine gagan se kaha ki chacha ko jaldi se yaha se rafa dafa karo. maine ye bhi bol diya ki uski nazar thik nahi hai.


"arey nidhi chacha ji bhale insaan hain. pata hai baal brham chari hain vo. aaj tak unhone shaadi bhi nahi ki jabki bahut rishte aaye the unhe."


"baal brahm chaari kisne kaha tumhe ye."


chacha ji ne hi bataya. office se aakar main unke kamre mein gaya tha to unse baat huyi thi."


"unki diary padho tumhe sab pata chal jaayega ki kitna bada baal brahm chaari hai vo." maine man hi man kaha.


next day:


agle din gagan office chale gaye aur chacha bhi apna check up karaane hospital chala gaya. ghar ke sabhi kaam nipta kar main bedroom mein rest kar rahi thi to achaanak mera dhyaan chacha ki diary par gaya.


"dekhun to sahi aage kya likha hai us dehati ne."magar agle hi pal dusra vichar aaya, "nahi nahi mujhe aisi gandi baate nahi padhni chaahiye."


phir maine nirnay liya ki main baalig hun agar ye sab padh bhi lun to kya farak padega. dekhun to sahi is chacha ne aur kya gul kheelaye hain.


main uth kar chacha ke kamre mein aa gayi. maine har taraf diary dhundi par mujhe kahi nahi mili. tabhi mujhe khyaal aaya ki kahi usne diary toilet mein to nahi rakh chhodi phir se. main toilet mein aayi to mera shak sahi nikla. diary ko vaha dekhte hi mera chehra gusse se laal ho gaya.


"jaan bujh kar mere liye yaha diary chhod gaya vo. bahut beshram hai ye dehati."
diary le kar main bedroom mein aa gayi aur late kar aage ke panne padhne lagi.

diary ke panno se:


kaise mere lund ko pahli gaand mili: huva yu ki ek din dopahri ko main bhaiya se milne khet ja raha tha. raaste mein khet hi khet the dono taraf. achaanak mujhe kuch awaaj sunayi di. awaaj sunte bhi main ruk gaya. mujhe ahsaas huva ki ho na ho kheton mein jaroor koyi raas lila chal rahi hai. main dabe paanv awaaj ki disa mein chal diya. main vaha pahuncha to dang rah gaya.


babban jo ki sarpanch ka naukar tha uski beti koyal ko thok raha tha. koyal kuttiya bani huyi thi aur babban uski choot mein jor jor se dhakke maar raha tha. ye dekhte hi main aag babula ho gaya. koyal ko kayi baar maine pataane ki kosis ki thi. par usne har baar mera majaak udaaya tha. kahti thi sheese mein shakal dekho jaakar. mujhse raha nahi gaya aur aage badhkar babban ko jor se dhakka diya.


"peeche hat ab main lunga iski." main cheellaya.


"raghav ye kya majaak hai."babban ne kaha.


"babban chup rah tu mujhe is se hisaab baraabar karna hai." maine koyal ki gaand ko kash kar thaam liya. koyal ghabrayi huyi thi. vo turant uth kar khadi ho gayi aur boli, "dafa ho ja yaha se."