Me Shart Haar gai ( copied )

[hirarandi]

kya soch rahi ho? Kahin aur rukne se achchha hai rat ko tum yaheen
ruk jao. Tum Sapna aur Dipankar ke bed room me ruk jana mai apne
kamre me so jaunga. Bhai mai tumhe kat nahi loonga. Ab to boodha ho
gaya hoon. Hahaha.."
unke is tarah bolne se mahol thoda halka hua. Maine bhi socha ki mai
bewajah ek bujurg admi par shak kar rahi hoon. Mai unke saath baith
kar match dekhne lagi. Pakistan batting kar rahi thi. Khel kafi kante
ka tha isliye romanch poora tha. Maine dekha dono beech beech me
kankhiyon se skirt se bahar jhankti meri gori tangon ko aur T shirt
se ubhre huye mere boobs par najar daal rahe the. Pahle pahle mujhe
Kuchh Sharm ayee lekin fir maine is or gaur karma chhod diya. Mai
samne TV par chal rahe khel ka maja le rahi thi. Jaise hi koi out
hota hum sub khushi se uchhal padte aur har shot par galiyan dene
lagte. Ye sab India Pakistan match ka ek common scene rahta hai. Har
ball ke sath lagta hai sare Hindustani khel rahe hon.
Kuchh der baad Sharma uncle ne poochha, "Barkha tum kuchh logi? Beer ya
Gin…?"
Maine na me sir hilaya lekin bar bar request karne par maine
kaha, "beer chal jayegi large"
Unhon ne ek bottle open kar ke mere liye bhi ek glass bhara fir
hum "cheers" bol kar apne apne glass se sip karne lage.
Sharma uncle ne deewar par lagi ghadi par nigah dalte huye kaha" Ab
kutchh khane peene ka intezam kiya jay"unhone mere chehre par nigah
gadate huye kaha " tumne shaam ko kuchh khaya ya nahi?"
Mai unke is prashn par hadbada gayee, " haan maine kha liya tha."
" tum jab jhuth bolti ho to bahut achchhi lagti ho. Kamdar paas ke
Ritz Hotel se teen Khane ka order dede aur bol ki jaldi bhej dega"
Kamdar uncle ne phone karke. Khana mangwa liya.
Ek glass ke baad doosra glass bharte gaye aur mai unhe sip kar kar ke
khatam karti gayee. Dheere dheere beer ka nasha najar ane laga. Mai
bhi un logon ke saath hi cheekh chilla rahi thi, taliyan baja rahi
thi.Kuchh der baad khana a gaya. Hum uthkar kahana khaye fir wapas akar
sofe par baith gaye. Sharma uncle aur Kamdar uncle ab bade wale sofe
par baithe. Wo sofa TV ke theek samne rakha hua tha. Mai doosre sofe
par baithne lagi to Sharma uncle ne mujhe rok diya
"are wahan kyon baith rahi ho. yahin par aja yahan se achchha
dikhega. Dono sofe ke dono kinaron par sarak kar mere liye beech me
jagah bana diye. Mai dono ke beech akar baith gayee. fir hum match
dekhne lage. Wo dono wapas beer lene lage. Mai bus unka saath de rahi
thi. Baton baton me aaj maine jyada le liya tha isliye ab mai control
kar rahi thi jisse kahin bahak na jaun. Aap sab to jante hi honge ki
India-Pakistan ke beech match ho to kaisa mahol rahta hai. Sharjah ke
maidan me match ho raha tha. Indian captain tha Azharuddin.
" Aaj Indians jeetna hi nahi chahte hain." Sharma ji ne kaha
" ye aise khel rahe hain jaise pahle se sattebaji kar rakhi ho."
Kamdar uncle ne kaha.
"aap log is tarah kyon bol rahe hain? Dekhna India jeetegi." Maine
kaha
" Ho hi nahi sakta. Shart lagalo India har kar rahegi" Sharma uncle
ne kaha.
Tabhi ek aur chhakka laga. " dekha…dekha….. " Sharma uncle ne meri
peeth par ek halke se dhaul jamaya " meri baat mano ye sab mile huye
hain."