03-12-2019, 05:11 PM
Main roz ki tarah apne hotel ke room me teiyaar ho rha tha ki kisi ne mera room knock kiya jab darwaza khola to mujhe pta chala ki chhota sheikh ne mujhe niche lala ke cabin me bulaya hai. main foran teiyaar hoke niche chala gya. niche jate hi 2 guard ne mujhe rok liya or meri talashi lene lage. yeh dono log mere liye naye the kyoki lala ke sab aadmiyo ko main janta tha. Meri talashi lene ke baad unhone meri gun nikaal lee or mere liye cabin ka darwaza khol diya or main bina kuch bole chup-chap ander chala gya. ander kursi par ek aadmi betha jisne table par apni dono taangey rakhi hui thi or uske pass hi lala apne dono hath bandhe khada tha. Sabse ajeeb baat to yeh thi ki aaj waha roz ki tarah lala ka ek bhi aadmi mojud nahi tha sab log hath me hathiyaar pakde the or sab naye chehre the.
Chhota sheikh : (Apni cigratte jalate hue) ohhooo.... to mere aadmi sahi keh rhe the shera sach me wapis aa gya hai bhai waahhhh.
Main : (adab se salam karte hue) ji... aapne mujhe yaad kiya tha.
Chhota : arre yeh salaam karna kab se seekh liya apne to purane dost hain yaar... chalo yha aao betho.
Main : (kursi par beth te hue) ji shukriya....
Chhota : to tumko purana kuch bhi yaad nahi hai hhhmmm.
Main : (na me sir hilate hue) ji nahi....
Chhota : Hhhmm.... to yeh baat hai.... (apne aadmiyo ko ishara karte hue)
Main : (kuch naa samajhne wale andaaz me ) mujhe kuch samajh nahi aa rha aapne bas mujhse yhi puchhna tha.
Chhota : nahi yaar main to tumhare liye ek tohfa laya tha socha tumko pasand aayega.
Main : ji konsa tohfa
Chhota : chalo aao tumko tumhara tohfa dikhau.... (mere pass aate hue) tum janna nahi chahoge tumko goli kisne maari thi.
Main : (chonkte hue) kya.... aap jante hain.... kon hai woh kameena uss sale ko to main zinda dafan kar dunga jisne meri yeh halat ki hai. (gusse se)
Chhota : bhai tumhara dushman hamara dushman.... mere aadmi to usko wahi thok dete jaha woh humko mila tha fir socha tumko pehli baar mil rha hoo thik hone ke baad khali hath jaunga to tumko achha nahi lagega isliye tumhare liye isse alaa tohfa nahi ho sakta tha isliye tumhare liye bachake rakha hai.
Main : kon hai woh haramkhor kya naam hai uska btao mujhe sheikh sahab aapka ahsaanmand rahega yeh shera.
Chhota : khud hi chalkar dekh lena.
Uske baad chhota sheikh,main or lala sath me sheikh ke aadmi niche chale gye or fir humare liye cars aa gyi main, lala or chhota sheikh ek gaadi me bethe the baaki sab aadmi pichhe dusri gaadiyo me aa rhe the. mere baar-bar puchhne par bhi chhota sheikh mujhe uss aadmi ka naam nahi bta rha tha. idhar mere ander ek ajeeb sa toofaan jaag gya tha main be-qrar hua jaa rha tha uss aadmi ko apne hatho se goli marne ke liye jisne mera ateet meri shaksiyat mujhse cheen lee thi. Aaj agar mujhe mere bare me kuch bhi yaad nahi tha to uska zimmedar wahi aadmi tha. Ab mujhe intezaar tha uss pal ka jab mera or uss aadmi ka samna hoga jisne mujhe goli maari thi.
Kuch der baad hmari car ek alishaan makaan ke samne ruk gyi. Gaadi ke rukte hi log gaadi se utar gye maine apni coat ke side me hath daala taaki main gun nikaal saku or jate hi uss admi par goli chala saku jisne meri yeh haalat ki thi. lekin coat me hath dalte hi mujhe yaad aya ki meri pistol to chhote sheikh ke aadmiyo ne le lee thi.
Main : (palat te hue) sheikh sahab mujhe meri gun chahiye
Chhota : arre bhai itni bhi kya be-sabri pehle ander to chalo tumko tumhari gun bhi mil jayegi. Fir jo dil chahe kar lena uske sath.
Main : thik hai
Uske baad hum sab log ghar ke ander chale gye. ander jane ke baad hum sab ko sheikh ne sofe par bethne ka ishara kiya or khud apne do guards ke sath seedhiyo se uper chala gya. Uss waqt intezaar ka ek-ek pal mere liye kai saal ke intezzar jaisa ho rha tha main chahta tha ki jaldi se jaldi woh insaan mere samne aa jaye or uski jaan le loo taki mere dil ko kuch qarar aa sake. Main khamosh hoke garden niche latkaye betha tha mere sath lala or japani bethe the baaki ke tamaam log sofe ke aas-pass khade hue the. kuch hi der me chhota sheikh ek muskaan ke sath seedhiyo se niche utarta hua nazar aaya. Uske pichhe kuch log ek aadmi ko pakad kar niche laa rhe the uske chehre ko ek kaale naqaab se dhaka hua tha or dekhne se lag rha tha jaise woh aadmi usko ghaseet kar niche laa rhe the essa lag rha tha jaise woh behosh ho. kuch hi der me woh log usko uthake niche le aaye or ek kursi par bitha diya. tabhi chhota sheikh mere pass aya or gun nikaal kar mujhe pakada di.
Chhota : (mujhe gun dete hue) Leh bhai shera apna tohfa qabool kar or thok de sale ko.
Main : (Gun pakadte hue) sheikh sahab kya main iss haramkhor ka chehra dekh sakta hoo ek baar agar aapko aitraaz na ho to.
Chhota : jarur yaar kyo nahi..... (apne aadmi ko ishara karte hue) Naqab hatao iska.
Main : (chonkte hue) yeh to rana hai sheikh saab.
Chhota : thik pehchana yeh raana hi hai sala security officer ka khabri hai mujhe pta chala hai ki isi ne tumhari information security officer tak pohonchayi thi.
Main : (Gun niche karte hue) lekin sheikh sahab yhi to mujhe yha tak leke aaya tha yeh kaise security officer ka khabari ho sakta hai agar yeh security officer ka khabri hota to mujhe security officer tak leke jata yha kyo laata.... aapko kisi ne galat information di hai.
Lala : haa sheikh sahab shera sahi keh rha hai
Chhota : (apni gun nikalte hue) maine jo bola woh karo... tum log apna bheja mat chalao samjhe.
Main : Khan sahab aapko itna yaqeen kaise hain.
Chhota : (gusse se apni pistol mere sir par rakhte hue) tujhe suna nahi maine kya bola tu isko thok nahi to main tujhe thok dunga. 3 ginne tak ka waqt deta hoo tujhe... agar teri goli nahi chali to meri chalegi.
Main : sheikh sahab meri baat suniye ek baar....
Chhota : 1........
Japani : yaar tu pagal ho gya hai thok dena sale ko iske liye kyo apni jaan se khel rha hai.
Main gehri soch me dooba hua tha or faisla nahi kar paa rha tha ki raana ko bachau ya khud ko agar main rana par goli nahi chalata to sheikh mujhe maar deta lekin ab main koi apradhi nahi tha isliye chah kar bhi uss par goli nahi chala sakta tha. abhi main apni hi socho me gumm tha ki sheikh ki awaaz mere kaano se takrayi.
Chhota : 2........
Main : (apni gun niche karte hue)
Sheikh : tujhse goli nahi chalegi Neer.... (mere hath se gun lete hue or rana ko apni pistol se goli maarte hue)
Sheikh ne mere samne Rana ko maar diya. Lekin yeh baat mere liye kisi jhatke se kam nahi thi ki Sheikh ko meri asliyat pta thi kyoki usne mujhe shera nahi Neer kehkar pukara tha. iska matlab khan ke daftar me koi tha jo sheikh ka aadmi tha or usko mere bare me sab kuch bta rha tha.
Japani : sheikh sahab yeh Neer nahi shera hai.
Sheikh : Khaa gye na dhokha tum sab bhi.... jisko tum shera samajh rhe ho woh shera nahi Neer hai isko hmara kam tamaam karne ke liye hi security officer ne yha bheja hai....
Japani : (chonkte hue) kyaaaa.... nahi... nahi... sheikh sahab aapko kisi ne galat information di hai yeh shera hi hai main apne dost ko pehchanne me dhokha nahi khaa sakta....
Sheikh : Jo gya tha woh shera tha lekin ab jo wapis aya hai yeh shera nahi Neer hai samjhaa...
Lala : lekin yeh kaise ho sakta hai shera mar jayega lekin security officer ka sath kabhi nahi dega aap se jada hum shera ko jante hain.
Sheikh : thik hai agar yeh shera hai to puchho isko Baba ka safe kaha hai or unhone sara sona kaha rakha hua hai... ab yeh baat to sirf shera hi janta hai naa... agar yeh shera hai to isko sabit karni hogi yeh baat.
Main : mera yaqeen karo sheikh sahab main shera hi hoo lekin mujhe pichhla kuch bhi yaad nahi hai main sach keh rha hoo.
Sheikh : thik hai fir yaad kar lo araam se jab tak tumko yaad nahi aa jata tab tak tum iss ghar se bahar nahi jaa sakte ( apne aadmiyo ko ishara karte hue) daal do isko rana ki jagah par or isko tab tak maaro jab tak yeh sab kuch bta nahi deta.
Uske baad sheikh ke aadmiyo ne mujhe pakad liya or uper ek kamre me le gye jaha mujhe ek kamre me band kar diya gya jiska darwaza lohe ka bana tha. Main ander se chillata rha or darwaza kholne ki nakaam koshish karta rha. lekin darwaza band hone ke baad kisi ne meri baat nahi suni. Abhi mujhe kamre me dakhil hue kuch hi der hui thi ki darwaze ke niche se dhuan aane lga jisse mujhe azeeb si ghutan hone lagi or lagataar khansi aane lagi. woh azeeb kism ki gas thi jisse kuch hi der me meri aankho ke samne andhera chha gya or main behosh ho gya. Mujhe nahi pta main kitni der waha zameen par behosh pada rha lekin jab mujhe hosh aya to main kursi se bandha pada tha. Mere charo taraf bohot sare log khade the or ek angrez aadmi meri baaju ko rooyi (cotton) se saaf kar rha tha.
Main : Kaun ho tum or mujhe bandha kyo hai kholo mujhe...
Angrez : relax !!! abhi sab thik ho jayega. (dusre aadmi se ek injection lete hue)
Main : Haramkhor khol mujhe... (apne aap ko chhudane ki nakaam koshish karte hue)
Angrez : calm down !!! abhi sab thik ho jayega.
Sheikh : Akhri baar puch rha hoo baba ka safe kaha hai or usko kaise kholte hain bta nahi to kuch der baad tu sab kuch khud hi bta dega.
Main : maine bola naa mujhe kuch yaad nahi ek baar baat samajh me nahi aati.
Sheikh : Doctor you can continue yeh ese nahi btayega sala bohot purana paapi hai.
Uske baad woh angrez doctor ne mujhe woh injection laga diya jisse mujhe ek ajeeb sa nasha chhane laga mere charo taraf ki chije mujhe gol-gol ghumti hui nazar aane lagi main bolna chha rha tha lekin mujhse bola nahi jaa rha tha or bohot tez neend aa rhi thi.
Angrez : (mere gaal thap-thapate hue) kya naam hai tumhara.
Main : (Angrez ko gaur se dekhte hue) Hhhmmmm...
Angrez : kya naam hai tumhara.
Main : kabhi shera kabhi Neer main dono hoo hahahahahahahaha
Angrez : tumko yha kisne bheja hai
Main : (zor-zor se haste hue)
Angrez : tumko yha kisne bheja hai
Main : teri maa ne.... hahahahahahahaha
Sheikh : (mujhe thappad marte hue) dose badhao doctor...
Angrez : (ek or injection mujhe lagate hue) tumko yha kisne bheja hai
Main : baba ne (Yha me gaav wale baba ka zikr kar rha hoo) Hahahahahahaha
Sheikh : (chonkte hue) Tumko baba ne kis liye yha bheja hai
Main : teri maarne ke liye bhosdi ke.... hahahahahahahaha
Chhota sheikh : (Apni cigratte jalate hue) ohhooo.... to mere aadmi sahi keh rhe the shera sach me wapis aa gya hai bhai waahhhh.
Main : (adab se salam karte hue) ji... aapne mujhe yaad kiya tha.
Chhota : arre yeh salaam karna kab se seekh liya apne to purane dost hain yaar... chalo yha aao betho.
Main : (kursi par beth te hue) ji shukriya....
Chhota : to tumko purana kuch bhi yaad nahi hai hhhmmm.
Main : (na me sir hilate hue) ji nahi....
Chhota : Hhhmm.... to yeh baat hai.... (apne aadmiyo ko ishara karte hue)
Main : (kuch naa samajhne wale andaaz me ) mujhe kuch samajh nahi aa rha aapne bas mujhse yhi puchhna tha.
Chhota : nahi yaar main to tumhare liye ek tohfa laya tha socha tumko pasand aayega.
Main : ji konsa tohfa
Chhota : chalo aao tumko tumhara tohfa dikhau.... (mere pass aate hue) tum janna nahi chahoge tumko goli kisne maari thi.
Main : (chonkte hue) kya.... aap jante hain.... kon hai woh kameena uss sale ko to main zinda dafan kar dunga jisne meri yeh halat ki hai. (gusse se)
Chhota : bhai tumhara dushman hamara dushman.... mere aadmi to usko wahi thok dete jaha woh humko mila tha fir socha tumko pehli baar mil rha hoo thik hone ke baad khali hath jaunga to tumko achha nahi lagega isliye tumhare liye isse alaa tohfa nahi ho sakta tha isliye tumhare liye bachake rakha hai.
Main : kon hai woh haramkhor kya naam hai uska btao mujhe sheikh sahab aapka ahsaanmand rahega yeh shera.
Chhota : khud hi chalkar dekh lena.
Uske baad chhota sheikh,main or lala sath me sheikh ke aadmi niche chale gye or fir humare liye cars aa gyi main, lala or chhota sheikh ek gaadi me bethe the baaki sab aadmi pichhe dusri gaadiyo me aa rhe the. mere baar-bar puchhne par bhi chhota sheikh mujhe uss aadmi ka naam nahi bta rha tha. idhar mere ander ek ajeeb sa toofaan jaag gya tha main be-qrar hua jaa rha tha uss aadmi ko apne hatho se goli marne ke liye jisne mera ateet meri shaksiyat mujhse cheen lee thi. Aaj agar mujhe mere bare me kuch bhi yaad nahi tha to uska zimmedar wahi aadmi tha. Ab mujhe intezaar tha uss pal ka jab mera or uss aadmi ka samna hoga jisne mujhe goli maari thi.
Kuch der baad hmari car ek alishaan makaan ke samne ruk gyi. Gaadi ke rukte hi log gaadi se utar gye maine apni coat ke side me hath daala taaki main gun nikaal saku or jate hi uss admi par goli chala saku jisne meri yeh haalat ki thi. lekin coat me hath dalte hi mujhe yaad aya ki meri pistol to chhote sheikh ke aadmiyo ne le lee thi.
Main : (palat te hue) sheikh sahab mujhe meri gun chahiye
Chhota : arre bhai itni bhi kya be-sabri pehle ander to chalo tumko tumhari gun bhi mil jayegi. Fir jo dil chahe kar lena uske sath.
Main : thik hai
Uske baad hum sab log ghar ke ander chale gye. ander jane ke baad hum sab ko sheikh ne sofe par bethne ka ishara kiya or khud apne do guards ke sath seedhiyo se uper chala gya. Uss waqt intezaar ka ek-ek pal mere liye kai saal ke intezzar jaisa ho rha tha main chahta tha ki jaldi se jaldi woh insaan mere samne aa jaye or uski jaan le loo taki mere dil ko kuch qarar aa sake. Main khamosh hoke garden niche latkaye betha tha mere sath lala or japani bethe the baaki ke tamaam log sofe ke aas-pass khade hue the. kuch hi der me chhota sheikh ek muskaan ke sath seedhiyo se niche utarta hua nazar aaya. Uske pichhe kuch log ek aadmi ko pakad kar niche laa rhe the uske chehre ko ek kaale naqaab se dhaka hua tha or dekhne se lag rha tha jaise woh aadmi usko ghaseet kar niche laa rhe the essa lag rha tha jaise woh behosh ho. kuch hi der me woh log usko uthake niche le aaye or ek kursi par bitha diya. tabhi chhota sheikh mere pass aya or gun nikaal kar mujhe pakada di.
Chhota : (mujhe gun dete hue) Leh bhai shera apna tohfa qabool kar or thok de sale ko.
Main : (Gun pakadte hue) sheikh sahab kya main iss haramkhor ka chehra dekh sakta hoo ek baar agar aapko aitraaz na ho to.
Chhota : jarur yaar kyo nahi..... (apne aadmi ko ishara karte hue) Naqab hatao iska.
Main : (chonkte hue) yeh to rana hai sheikh saab.
Chhota : thik pehchana yeh raana hi hai sala security officer ka khabri hai mujhe pta chala hai ki isi ne tumhari information security officer tak pohonchayi thi.
Main : (Gun niche karte hue) lekin sheikh sahab yhi to mujhe yha tak leke aaya tha yeh kaise security officer ka khabari ho sakta hai agar yeh security officer ka khabri hota to mujhe security officer tak leke jata yha kyo laata.... aapko kisi ne galat information di hai.
Lala : haa sheikh sahab shera sahi keh rha hai
Chhota : (apni gun nikalte hue) maine jo bola woh karo... tum log apna bheja mat chalao samjhe.
Main : Khan sahab aapko itna yaqeen kaise hain.
Chhota : (gusse se apni pistol mere sir par rakhte hue) tujhe suna nahi maine kya bola tu isko thok nahi to main tujhe thok dunga. 3 ginne tak ka waqt deta hoo tujhe... agar teri goli nahi chali to meri chalegi.
Main : sheikh sahab meri baat suniye ek baar....
Chhota : 1........
Japani : yaar tu pagal ho gya hai thok dena sale ko iske liye kyo apni jaan se khel rha hai.
Main gehri soch me dooba hua tha or faisla nahi kar paa rha tha ki raana ko bachau ya khud ko agar main rana par goli nahi chalata to sheikh mujhe maar deta lekin ab main koi apradhi nahi tha isliye chah kar bhi uss par goli nahi chala sakta tha. abhi main apni hi socho me gumm tha ki sheikh ki awaaz mere kaano se takrayi.
Chhota : 2........
Main : (apni gun niche karte hue)
Sheikh : tujhse goli nahi chalegi Neer.... (mere hath se gun lete hue or rana ko apni pistol se goli maarte hue)
Sheikh ne mere samne Rana ko maar diya. Lekin yeh baat mere liye kisi jhatke se kam nahi thi ki Sheikh ko meri asliyat pta thi kyoki usne mujhe shera nahi Neer kehkar pukara tha. iska matlab khan ke daftar me koi tha jo sheikh ka aadmi tha or usko mere bare me sab kuch bta rha tha.
Japani : sheikh sahab yeh Neer nahi shera hai.
Sheikh : Khaa gye na dhokha tum sab bhi.... jisko tum shera samajh rhe ho woh shera nahi Neer hai isko hmara kam tamaam karne ke liye hi security officer ne yha bheja hai....
Japani : (chonkte hue) kyaaaa.... nahi... nahi... sheikh sahab aapko kisi ne galat information di hai yeh shera hi hai main apne dost ko pehchanne me dhokha nahi khaa sakta....
Sheikh : Jo gya tha woh shera tha lekin ab jo wapis aya hai yeh shera nahi Neer hai samjhaa...
Lala : lekin yeh kaise ho sakta hai shera mar jayega lekin security officer ka sath kabhi nahi dega aap se jada hum shera ko jante hain.
Sheikh : thik hai agar yeh shera hai to puchho isko Baba ka safe kaha hai or unhone sara sona kaha rakha hua hai... ab yeh baat to sirf shera hi janta hai naa... agar yeh shera hai to isko sabit karni hogi yeh baat.
Main : mera yaqeen karo sheikh sahab main shera hi hoo lekin mujhe pichhla kuch bhi yaad nahi hai main sach keh rha hoo.
Sheikh : thik hai fir yaad kar lo araam se jab tak tumko yaad nahi aa jata tab tak tum iss ghar se bahar nahi jaa sakte ( apne aadmiyo ko ishara karte hue) daal do isko rana ki jagah par or isko tab tak maaro jab tak yeh sab kuch bta nahi deta.
Uske baad sheikh ke aadmiyo ne mujhe pakad liya or uper ek kamre me le gye jaha mujhe ek kamre me band kar diya gya jiska darwaza lohe ka bana tha. Main ander se chillata rha or darwaza kholne ki nakaam koshish karta rha. lekin darwaza band hone ke baad kisi ne meri baat nahi suni. Abhi mujhe kamre me dakhil hue kuch hi der hui thi ki darwaze ke niche se dhuan aane lga jisse mujhe azeeb si ghutan hone lagi or lagataar khansi aane lagi. woh azeeb kism ki gas thi jisse kuch hi der me meri aankho ke samne andhera chha gya or main behosh ho gya. Mujhe nahi pta main kitni der waha zameen par behosh pada rha lekin jab mujhe hosh aya to main kursi se bandha pada tha. Mere charo taraf bohot sare log khade the or ek angrez aadmi meri baaju ko rooyi (cotton) se saaf kar rha tha.
Main : Kaun ho tum or mujhe bandha kyo hai kholo mujhe...
Angrez : relax !!! abhi sab thik ho jayega. (dusre aadmi se ek injection lete hue)
Main : Haramkhor khol mujhe... (apne aap ko chhudane ki nakaam koshish karte hue)
Angrez : calm down !!! abhi sab thik ho jayega.
Sheikh : Akhri baar puch rha hoo baba ka safe kaha hai or usko kaise kholte hain bta nahi to kuch der baad tu sab kuch khud hi bta dega.
Main : maine bola naa mujhe kuch yaad nahi ek baar baat samajh me nahi aati.
Sheikh : Doctor you can continue yeh ese nahi btayega sala bohot purana paapi hai.
Uske baad woh angrez doctor ne mujhe woh injection laga diya jisse mujhe ek ajeeb sa nasha chhane laga mere charo taraf ki chije mujhe gol-gol ghumti hui nazar aane lagi main bolna chha rha tha lekin mujhse bola nahi jaa rha tha or bohot tez neend aa rhi thi.
Angrez : (mere gaal thap-thapate hue) kya naam hai tumhara.
Main : (Angrez ko gaur se dekhte hue) Hhhmmmm...
Angrez : kya naam hai tumhara.
Main : kabhi shera kabhi Neer main dono hoo hahahahahahahaha
Angrez : tumko yha kisne bheja hai
Main : (zor-zor se haste hue)
Angrez : tumko yha kisne bheja hai
Main : teri maa ne.... hahahahahahahaha
Sheikh : (mujhe thappad marte hue) dose badhao doctor...
Angrez : (ek or injection mujhe lagate hue) tumko yha kisne bheja hai
Main : baba ne (Yha me gaav wale baba ka zikr kar rha hoo) Hahahahahahaha
Sheikh : (chonkte hue) Tumko baba ne kis liye yha bheja hai
Main : teri maarne ke liye bhosdi ke.... hahahahahahahaha