03-12-2019, 04:59 PM
Baba : beta hume maaf karna humne tumse tumhari asaliyat chhupayi.
Main : baba kaisi baat kar rhe hain maafi maang kar sharminda na kare mujhe aapne jo mere liye kiya uska ahsaan main marte dam tak nahi chuka sakta.
Baba : (mere sir par hath rakhkar mujhe dua dete hue ) beta tum hamesha khush raho or abaad raho.
Fir baba apne kamre me chale gye or main fiza or nazi ke pass hi beth gya. woh dono mujhe lgatar dekh rhi thi lekin kuch bol nahi rhi thi.
Main : Ese kya dekh rhi ho tum dono.
Fiza : kuch nahi aaj ek pal ke liye lga jaise humne tumko kho diya (fir se rote hue)
Main : arre tum rone kyo lagi (fiza ke dono hath pakdte hue or nazi ki taraf dekhkar) nazi paani leke aao
Nazi : abhi laayi.
Nazi ke jate hi fiza ne mujhe gale se lga liya or fir se rone lagi
Main : arre kya hua rone kyo lag gyi.
Fiza : jaan tum nahi jante main bohot darr gyi thi.
Main : Isme darne ki kya baat hai main hoo naa tumhare pass kahi gya to nahi or fikar na karo ab main kahi jaunga bhi nahi ab sari jindagi main Neer hi rahunga.
Itne me nazi pani le aayi or hum dono jaldi se alag hoke beth gye. uske baad koi khas bat nahi hui raat ko humne khamoshi se khana khaya or sone chale gye. nazi ki neend ki dawayi ki wajah se tabiyat kharab ho gyi thi isliye fiza ne dubara usko woh goli nahi di or uss raat hum sab sukoon se sou gye. baba ne mujhe nazi ke kamre me nahi sone jane diya or apne pass hi sulaya. Agle din subah jab main utha to sab jaag rhe the nazi or fiza rasoyi me thi or baba bahar sair kar rhe the. main jab uthkar bahar aaya to nazi or fiza nashta bna rhi thi or sath hi fiza nazi ke pass khadi usko kuch samjha rhi thi.
Main : arre aaj itni jaldi nashta kaise bna liya.
Fiza : arre bhool gye tumne aaj shehar jana hai naa isliye tumhare liye bnaya hai jao tum jaldi se nahakar teiyaar ho jao fir main nashta lga deti hoo.
Main : lekin shehar jana kyo hai main nahi jaunga shehar mujhe khet me kaam hai.
Fiza : khet ki tum fikar na karo ek din nahi jaoge to asmaan nahi toot jayega pehle tum shehar jao or khan ke sath jake apna ilaaj karwao unka subah aadmi aaya tha woh keh rha tha ki khan sahab 8 baje tumko lene aayenge.
Main : mujhe usse koi vasta nahi rakhna main nahi jaunga
Fiza : bacho jaise zidd na karo Neer main bhi to hoo tumhare sath.
Main : tum bhi... kya matlab
Fiza : arre main bhi tumhare sath hi chalungi wapsi me hum dono sath hi aayenge
Nazi : (bich me bolte hue) dekho na Neer main mana kar rhi hoo bhabhi ko lekin yeh sunn hi nahi rhi iss halat me inka shehar jana thik hai kya maine to kaha hai tumhare sath main akeli hi chali jaungi lekin nahi meri baat hi nahi sunn rhi.
Main : tum dono hi khamosh ho jao or apna kaam karo koi shehar nahi jayega naa tum naa main samjhi.
Abhi hum baat hi kar rhe the ki ek jeep hmare darwaze ke samne aake ruk gyi. Jisme se khan bahar nikla or bahar khada hoke darwaza khat-khatane laga.
Main : kaun hai (darwaze ki taraf dekhte hue)
Khan : jaldi chalo late ho rha hai.
Main : (rasoyi se bahar nikalte hue) ji sahab aap
Khan : arre tum abhi tak teiyaar nahi hue
Main : mujhe kahi nahi jana main yhi rahunga
Khan : arre tumko arrest nahi kar rha hoo yaar tumko bas doctor ko dikhana hai or sham tak wapis ghar chhod jaunga tumhare or kuch nahi. daro mat kuch karna hota to kal hi tumhara number lag jana tha.
Main : lekin khan sahab main ek dam thik hoo fir aap mujhe shehar kyo le jaa rhe hain or waise bhi bina yaddasht ke main aapke kis kaam ka hoo btao.
Khan : arre ajeeb pagal aadmi hai yaar ye (nazi ki taraf dekhte hue) ab aap hi samjhayiye isko main bahar wait kar rha hoo 10 minute me teiyar hoke bahar aa jao.
Nazi : ha Neer yeh thik keh rhe hain zra yeh bhi to socho tum thik ho jaoge ilaaj karwane se fir tumko jo gabhrahat se chakkar aate hain woh bhi aana band ho jayenge.
Main : lekin nazi ab bhi to main thik hi hoo naa
Nazi : behas na karo jaisa kehti hoo chup-chap karo or fir tum darr kyo rhe ho main bhi to chal rhi hoo tumhare sath.
Khan : Haa ye thik rahega aap bhi sath hi chalo.
Nazi : (khush hote hue) main abhi tiyaar hoke aati hoo chalo Neer tum bhi jao or jake tiyar ho jao.
Itne me baba aa gye sair karke jinko khan ne adab se salaam kiya or fir baba ko mere shehar na jane ke bare me btaya to baba ke israr par main shehar jane ke liye raazi ho gya or fir main or nazi, inspector khan ke sath uski jeep me bethkar shehar ke liye rawana ho gya. fiza darwaze par khadi mujhe dekhti rhi ho or muskurakar hath hilakar alvida kehti rhi. jeeb me beth te hi khan ke swal-jawab shuru ho gye.
Khan : yaar shera kal tumhare pass itna achha moka tha tum bhage kyo nahi.
Nazi : (bich me bolte hue) inka naam Neer hai shera nahi behtar hoga aap bhi inko Neer kehkar hi bulaye.
Khan : ji maaf kijiye...haa to Neer sahab raat ko aap bhagey kyo nahi.
Main : sahab main mere parivaar ko chhodkar kaise jaa sakta tha.
Khan : parivaar....hahahahaha achha hai...wese tum mere pehle imtehaan me pass ho gye ho ab main tum par bharosa kar sakta hoo.
Main : ji konsa imtehaan
Khan : kal mere aadmiyo ne poore gaav ko gher rakha tha agar tum bhagne ki koshish bhi karte to woh log tumko wahi bhoon dete lekin tum nahi bhagey mujhe achha lga.
Main : jab baba ne kaha tha ki main nahi jaunga to kaise jata.
Khan : Hhhmmm ab to bas tum ek bar thik ho jao to main tum par apna daav khel sakta hoo.
Main : konsa daav
Khan: yaar tum jaldi me bohot rehte ho sabar karo dheere-dheere sab pta chal jayega.
Main : ab hum kaha jaa rhe hain?
khan : pehle tumhara lie ditector test hoga uske baad tumhare check-up ke liye jayenge.
Main : thik hai.
Uske baad koi khas baat nahi hui pichhe main or nazi ek dusre ke sath bethe the nazi poore raste mere kandhe par apna sir rakhkar bethi rhi or mera hath pakadkar rakha. fir humko khan ek ajeeb si jagah le aaya jo bahar se to kisi daftar ki tarah lag rha tha jaha bohot se mulazim kaam kar rhe the. fir hum chalte hue ek darwaze ke pass pohonch gye jiske samne kuch number likhe the khan ne kuch number dabaye or gate khud hi khul gya. ander ajeeb sa mahol tha waha bohot se log bandook taane khade the main or nazi sari jagah ko dekhte hue khan ke pichhe-pichhe jaa rhe the.
Tabhi ek security officer wala daudta hua aaya or mujh par hamla kar diya khan ne jaldi se nazi ko apni taraf khinch liya jo mera hath pakde chal rhi thi. mujhe samjh nahi aa rha tha ki yeh kya hua uss security officerwale ne laate or mukke mujh par barsane shuru kar diye main kuch der zameen par leta rha or maar khata rha fir jane mujhe kya hua maine uss security officerwale ka pair pakad liya or jor se ghuma diya woh hawa me palat gya or dhadaam se zameen par geera fir maine apni dono taangey hawa me uthayi or jhatke se dono pairo par khada ho gya itne me 3 security officer wale meri or lapke jisme se ek ne mujhe pichhe se pakad liya baki jo 2 samne se aaye unko maine gale se pakad rakha tha maine samne wale dono aadmiyo ki deewar ki taraf dhakka diya or pichhe wale ke mooh par jor se apna sir mara jisse woh apna naak pakadkar wahi beth gya tabhi ek or security officerwala bhagta hua aaya jiske hath me lohe ka sariya tha jaise hi woh mujhe sariye se marne lga maine sariya pakda liya or ghumakar uske kandhe par wahi sariya jor se mara itne me ek security officerwala jo zameen par gira pada tha woh utha or usne ek kaanch ke bartan jaisa kuch utha liya or pichhe se mere sir me mara. main foran uss or palat gya or gusse se usko dekhne lga tabhi mujhe essa mehsoos hua jaise mere sir se khoon nikal rha hai maine apne sir par hath lgaya or apne khoon ko ungaliyo par lgakar uska mukka bna liya or jor se uss aadmi ke mooh par mara fir usko kandhe par uthakar almari par fenk diya jisse almari ke dono darwaze ander ko dhans gye fir maine pass padi ek chair uthayi or samne gire hue dono security officer walo ko khada karke unke sir woh chair maari jisse chair toot gyi or mere hath me uska ek toota hua danda sa reh gya ab maine charo taraf dekha lekin mujh par hamla karne wale tamaam log zameen par gire pade the or dard se karhaa rhe the main hath me kursi ki tooti hui taang pakde or aadmiyo ke aane ka intezaar karne lga ki ab kaun aayega lekin tabhi poora kamra taaliyo ki gad-gadahat se gunj utha maine palatkar dekha to yeh khan tha jo mujhe dekhkar khush ho rha tha or taliyaan bja rha tha.
Khan : waahhhh kya baat hai loha aaj bhi garam hai.
Main : khan sahab yeh kon log hai jinhone mujh par hamla kiya.
Khan : yeh mere log hai inko maine hi tum par hamla karne ko kaha tha.
Main : lekin kyo (gusse me)
Khan : (apne nakhun dekhte hue) kuch nahi maine shera ki taqat ke bare me suna tha dekhna chahta tha bas isliye.(muskurkar)
Main : (gusse se khan ko dekhte hue) hhhuuuhhhh yeh koi tareeka hai kisi ki taqat azmane ka.
Nazi : (khan se apna hath chudhakar chillate hue) tum ek dam pagal ho kal baba ne kaha tha naa ki yeh pehle jaise nahi hai ab badal gye hain fir bhi tumne inn par hamla karwaya dekho sir se khoon aa rha inke (apne dupatte se mera sir ka khoon saaf karte hue) hume koi ilaaj nahi karwana Neer chalo yha se yeh sab ke sab log pagal hai.
Khan : dekhiye maafi chahta hoo lekin isko azmana jaruri tha ab essa nahi hoga main vaada karta hoo chaliye aayiye mere sath.
Itna kehkar woh ek kamre me chala gya or hath se humko bhi pichhe aane ka ishara kiya hum bina kuch bole uske pichhe chale gye nazi ne apna dupatta mere sir par hi pakadkar rakh liya or dusre hath se mera hath pakad liya or hum dono khan ke pichhe chale gye jaha badi-badi machine padi thi. tabhi ek aurat muskurate hue mere pass aayi jisne safed coat pehna tha or dekhne me doctor jaisi lag rha thi.
Doctor : hallo my self Doctor Rehana qureshi. (apna hath aagey badhate hue)
Main : ji kya
Doctor : maafi chahti hoo main bhool gyi thi aapko angrezi nahi aati mera naam doctor rehana hai or aap.
Main : (hath milate hue) Neer ali.
Doctor : (kursi ki taraf ishara karte hue) bethiye janab.
Main : (bina kuch bole kursi par beth te hue) aap mera ilaaj karengi?
Doctor : (mera chehra pakadkar mere sir ka zakham dekhte hue) Hhhmmm hanji main hi karungi lekin pehle aapke zakham ka ilaaj kar doo khoon nikal rha hai (muskurate hue)
Fir Doctor rehana ne mere jakham par patti bandhi or main bas betha usko dekhta rha woh mujhe dekhkar lgatar muskura rhi thi or main uski badi-badi neeli aankho me dekh rha tha ek ajeeb si qashish thi uske chehre me main bas uske chehre ko hi lga tar dekhe jaa rha tha. fir usne meri baaju pakadi or ek injection sa lga diya jo mujhe lga shayad mere sir ke dard ke liye hoga lekin injection ke lgate hi mujh par ek ajeeb sa nasha chhane lga or meri aankho ke aagey andhera chhane lga mujhe bohot tez neend aane lagi jaise main kai raato se soya hi nahi hoo. uske baad meri aankhon ke samne andhera chha gye or mujhe jab hosh aaya to main ek bed par leta hua tha mere pass mera hath pakadkar nazi bethi hui thi or rehana or khan mere samne khade muskura rhe the.
Main : main yha kaise aaya main to kursi par betha tha na.
Khan : maafi Neer ji maafi aap sach keh rhe the lie ditector test ke baad humko bharosa ho gya janab (hath jodkar) lekin kya kare bhai humari bhi duty hai shaq karne ki bimari si pad gyi hai achha tum ab rest karo kuch chahiye ho to doctor rehana ko bol dena thik hai.
Fir khan tez kadmo ke sath kamre se bahar nikal gya or hum sab usko dekhte rhe. fir maine bister se khade hone ki koshish ki lekin mere hath pair jawab de rhe the jaise unme koi jaan hi naa ho main chah kar bhi uth nahi pa rha tha isliye maine sabse ek ke bad ek swaal puchhne shuru kar diye.
Main : Lie ditector test ho bhi gye or mujhe pta bhi nahi chala. or ab main kaha hoo or yha aaya kaise?
Rehana : aapko hmare log yha laye hain aap ghabrayiye nahi aap ek dam mehfoos hai (muskurate hue)
Main : kya ab main ghar jaa sakta hoo (bister se uth te hue)
Rehana : arre lete rahiye abhi dawa ka asar hai to kuch der body me kamjori rahegi ho sakta hai chakkar aaye lekin thodi der me thik ho jaoge to aap ghar chale jana.
Main : (nazi ka hath pakadte hue) tum thik ho
Nazi : (muskurakar haa me sir hilate hue) Hhhmmm
Main: hum kitni der se yha hai
Nazi : subah se
Main : ab waqt kya hua hai
Nazi : sham hone wali hai
Main : kya main itni der soya rha.
Rehana : baate baad me kar lena pehle kuch kha lo (muskurate hue) btao kya khaoge
Main : (nazi ki taraf dekhte hue) tumne khana khaya
Nazi : nahi tumhare sath khaungi.
Rehana : aap baate karo main aapke liye kuch khane ko bhejti hoo
Fir rehana chali gyi or main usko jate hue dekhta tha tabhi nazi ko jane kya hua woh apni jagah se khadi hui or bed par mere uper aake let gyi or mujhe gale se lga liya.
Main : nazi kya hua
Nazi : (na me sir hilate hue) kuch nahi bas tumko gale lgane ka dil kar rha tha so lga liya.
Main : woh to thik hai lekin woh doctorni aa gyi to.
Nazi : mmmm bas thodi der fir sahi hoke beth jaungi.
Main : nazi ek pappi do naa
Nazi : (meri chhati par thappad marte hue) khada hua nahi jaa rha fir bhi sudharte nahi badmash.
Main: (haste hue) loh yaar ab tumse nahi to kya doctorni se pappi mangu.
Nazi : (mera gala dabate hue) maangkar to dikhao kisi or se pappi.... tumhara gala nahi daba dungi bade aaye doctor se pappi mangne wale (muskurate hue)
Main: to fir pappi do na
Nazi : Mmmmm thik hai lekin sirf ek.
Main : haa thik hai ek hi de do baaki ghar jake le lunga. (muskurate hue)
Nazi : tum sudhar nahi sakte naa (haste hue)
Main : (na me sir hilate hue or muskurate hue) uuuhhhuuu
Tabhi gate khat-khatane ki awaz aayi to nazi jaldi se apni jagah par beth gyi. Rehana ek nurse ke sath ander aayi nurse ke hath me ek badi si tray thi jisme shayad woh hmare liye khana layi thi. nazi ne khadi hoke nurse se plate pakad lee or fir nurse or rehana ne milkar mujhe bister par bitha diya fir ek katore me rehana mujhe khichadi khilane lagi jo shayad nazi ko achha nahi lag rha tha isliye woh ajeeb se mooh bnake kabhi rehana ko kabhi mujhe ghoor-ghoor ke dekh rhi thi.
Nazi : doctorni ji layiye main khila deti hoo aap rehne dijiye.
Doctor : (muskurate hue) thik hai yeh lo. (mujhe dekhte hue) Neer aap aram se khana kha lo uske baad aapke kuch test karne hai nurse yhi hai jab aap khana khaa lo to bta dena fir main aapke kuch test karungi thik hai.
Main : (khate hue haa me sir hilate hue) Hhhmmm
Uske baad maine or nazi ne milkar khana khaya ab main kaafi behtar mehsoos kar rha tha kamjori bhi mehsoos nahi ho rhi thi main ab bina koi sahare ke apne pairo par khada hua or nurse humko ek thande se kamre me le gyi jaha ek badi si machine thi or uske pass doctor rehana files hath me liye hi khadi thi. usne ek nazar mujhe muskurakar dekha or fir machine par letne ka ishara kiya main chup-chap uss machine par let gya.
Doctor : sikander koi lohe ki chij to nahi tumhare pas mera matlab hai koi ghadi chain ya anguthi pehni hai tumne iss waqt.
Main : (naa me sir hilate hue) ji nahi
Doctor : achha chalo ab apni aankhen band karke kuch der ke liye let jao
Fir main araam se waha leta rha or ek roshni mere sir se leke pair tak bar-bar guzarti rhi kuch hi pal me mujhe ek tichhh ki awaz aayi or uske baad agli awaz rehana ki thi jo mere kaano se takrayi.
Doctor : bas ho gya Neer ab aap uth sakte hain.
Main : bas itna hi tha or kuch nahi.
Doctor : (muskurakar naa me sir hilate ) uuhhuu... chalo ab aap bahar jake betho main khan se baat karke abhi aati hoo
Uske baad main waha se khada hua or nurse mujhe or nazi ko ek kamre me chhod gyi jaha samne pade sofe par hum dono beth gye or doctor rehana ka intezaar karne lage. kuch der baad hi doctor rehana or khan dono ek sath kamre me aaye jinke hath me kuch papers the or woh apas me kisi bat par behas kar rhe the. kamre me aate hi mere samne dono normal ho gye or mujhe muskurakar dekhne lage.
Khan : chaliye janab aapko ghar chhod aata hoo.
Main : bas itna sa hi kaam tha.
Khan : hanji bas itna sa hi kaam tha baki aapka or kuch jarurat hogi to fir aana padega.
Main : aa to main jaunga lekin mere khet.
Khan : arre uski fikar tum mat karo kuch din ke liye naye aadmi rakh lo naa yar.
Main : sahab aadmi rakhne ki haisiyat hoti to main khud kaam kyo karta
Khan : arre tum fikar mat karo ab tum mere sath ho paise ki fikar mat karo tumko jo bhi chahiye ho mujhe phone kar dena tumhara kaam ho jayega.
Uske baad usne mujhe apna card diya jo maine jeb me daal liya fir rehana ne nazi ko mere liye kuch dawayiyaan bhi sath di or sath hi kuch hidayaten bhi di ki kis waqt mujhe konsi dawayi deni hai.
Doctor : Neer waise to maine nazi ko sab samjha diya hai woh tumko waqt par dawa deti rahegi fir bhi main hafte me ek baar ya to tum khud apne check-up ke liye yha aa jao ya fir mujhe tumhare gaav aana padega btao kaise karna pasand karoge.
Main : ji main har hafte shehar nahi aa sakta behtar hoga aap hi aa jaye.
Doctor : (muskurakar) koi baat nahi
Fir main khan or nazi ussi darwaze se bahar nikal gye jaha se aaye the. lekin hairat ki baat yeh thi ki subah jab hum yha aaye the to bahar bohot se mulazim kaam kar rhe the lekin ab waha koi aadmi mojud nahi tha poora daftar khali pada tha
Main : khan sahab yha subah kuch log kaam kar rhe the naa woh kaha gye.
Khan : woh yhi kaam karte hain ab unke ghar jane ka waqt ho gya tha isliye chale gye ander hmara apna secret headquarter hai. Ander meri marzi ke bina koi nahi jaa sakta.
Main : achha thik hai.
Ese hi baate karte hue hum bahar nikal gye or jeep me beth gye khan driver ki sath wali seat par aagey betha tha jabki main or nazi fir se pichhe hi beth gye nazi wapis mere sath chipak kar bethi thi or mere kandhe par sir rakha tha poore raste koi khas baat nahi hui.
Main : baba kaisi baat kar rhe hain maafi maang kar sharminda na kare mujhe aapne jo mere liye kiya uska ahsaan main marte dam tak nahi chuka sakta.
Baba : (mere sir par hath rakhkar mujhe dua dete hue ) beta tum hamesha khush raho or abaad raho.
Fir baba apne kamre me chale gye or main fiza or nazi ke pass hi beth gya. woh dono mujhe lgatar dekh rhi thi lekin kuch bol nahi rhi thi.
Main : Ese kya dekh rhi ho tum dono.
Fiza : kuch nahi aaj ek pal ke liye lga jaise humne tumko kho diya (fir se rote hue)
Main : arre tum rone kyo lagi (fiza ke dono hath pakdte hue or nazi ki taraf dekhkar) nazi paani leke aao
Nazi : abhi laayi.
Nazi ke jate hi fiza ne mujhe gale se lga liya or fir se rone lagi
Main : arre kya hua rone kyo lag gyi.
Fiza : jaan tum nahi jante main bohot darr gyi thi.
Main : Isme darne ki kya baat hai main hoo naa tumhare pass kahi gya to nahi or fikar na karo ab main kahi jaunga bhi nahi ab sari jindagi main Neer hi rahunga.
Itne me nazi pani le aayi or hum dono jaldi se alag hoke beth gye. uske baad koi khas bat nahi hui raat ko humne khamoshi se khana khaya or sone chale gye. nazi ki neend ki dawayi ki wajah se tabiyat kharab ho gyi thi isliye fiza ne dubara usko woh goli nahi di or uss raat hum sab sukoon se sou gye. baba ne mujhe nazi ke kamre me nahi sone jane diya or apne pass hi sulaya. Agle din subah jab main utha to sab jaag rhe the nazi or fiza rasoyi me thi or baba bahar sair kar rhe the. main jab uthkar bahar aaya to nazi or fiza nashta bna rhi thi or sath hi fiza nazi ke pass khadi usko kuch samjha rhi thi.
Main : arre aaj itni jaldi nashta kaise bna liya.
Fiza : arre bhool gye tumne aaj shehar jana hai naa isliye tumhare liye bnaya hai jao tum jaldi se nahakar teiyaar ho jao fir main nashta lga deti hoo.
Main : lekin shehar jana kyo hai main nahi jaunga shehar mujhe khet me kaam hai.
Fiza : khet ki tum fikar na karo ek din nahi jaoge to asmaan nahi toot jayega pehle tum shehar jao or khan ke sath jake apna ilaaj karwao unka subah aadmi aaya tha woh keh rha tha ki khan sahab 8 baje tumko lene aayenge.
Main : mujhe usse koi vasta nahi rakhna main nahi jaunga
Fiza : bacho jaise zidd na karo Neer main bhi to hoo tumhare sath.
Main : tum bhi... kya matlab
Fiza : arre main bhi tumhare sath hi chalungi wapsi me hum dono sath hi aayenge
Nazi : (bich me bolte hue) dekho na Neer main mana kar rhi hoo bhabhi ko lekin yeh sunn hi nahi rhi iss halat me inka shehar jana thik hai kya maine to kaha hai tumhare sath main akeli hi chali jaungi lekin nahi meri baat hi nahi sunn rhi.
Main : tum dono hi khamosh ho jao or apna kaam karo koi shehar nahi jayega naa tum naa main samjhi.
Abhi hum baat hi kar rhe the ki ek jeep hmare darwaze ke samne aake ruk gyi. Jisme se khan bahar nikla or bahar khada hoke darwaza khat-khatane laga.
Main : kaun hai (darwaze ki taraf dekhte hue)
Khan : jaldi chalo late ho rha hai.
Main : (rasoyi se bahar nikalte hue) ji sahab aap
Khan : arre tum abhi tak teiyaar nahi hue
Main : mujhe kahi nahi jana main yhi rahunga
Khan : arre tumko arrest nahi kar rha hoo yaar tumko bas doctor ko dikhana hai or sham tak wapis ghar chhod jaunga tumhare or kuch nahi. daro mat kuch karna hota to kal hi tumhara number lag jana tha.
Main : lekin khan sahab main ek dam thik hoo fir aap mujhe shehar kyo le jaa rhe hain or waise bhi bina yaddasht ke main aapke kis kaam ka hoo btao.
Khan : arre ajeeb pagal aadmi hai yaar ye (nazi ki taraf dekhte hue) ab aap hi samjhayiye isko main bahar wait kar rha hoo 10 minute me teiyar hoke bahar aa jao.
Nazi : ha Neer yeh thik keh rhe hain zra yeh bhi to socho tum thik ho jaoge ilaaj karwane se fir tumko jo gabhrahat se chakkar aate hain woh bhi aana band ho jayenge.
Main : lekin nazi ab bhi to main thik hi hoo naa
Nazi : behas na karo jaisa kehti hoo chup-chap karo or fir tum darr kyo rhe ho main bhi to chal rhi hoo tumhare sath.
Khan : Haa ye thik rahega aap bhi sath hi chalo.
Nazi : (khush hote hue) main abhi tiyaar hoke aati hoo chalo Neer tum bhi jao or jake tiyar ho jao.
Itne me baba aa gye sair karke jinko khan ne adab se salaam kiya or fir baba ko mere shehar na jane ke bare me btaya to baba ke israr par main shehar jane ke liye raazi ho gya or fir main or nazi, inspector khan ke sath uski jeep me bethkar shehar ke liye rawana ho gya. fiza darwaze par khadi mujhe dekhti rhi ho or muskurakar hath hilakar alvida kehti rhi. jeeb me beth te hi khan ke swal-jawab shuru ho gye.
Khan : yaar shera kal tumhare pass itna achha moka tha tum bhage kyo nahi.
Nazi : (bich me bolte hue) inka naam Neer hai shera nahi behtar hoga aap bhi inko Neer kehkar hi bulaye.
Khan : ji maaf kijiye...haa to Neer sahab raat ko aap bhagey kyo nahi.
Main : sahab main mere parivaar ko chhodkar kaise jaa sakta tha.
Khan : parivaar....hahahahaha achha hai...wese tum mere pehle imtehaan me pass ho gye ho ab main tum par bharosa kar sakta hoo.
Main : ji konsa imtehaan
Khan : kal mere aadmiyo ne poore gaav ko gher rakha tha agar tum bhagne ki koshish bhi karte to woh log tumko wahi bhoon dete lekin tum nahi bhagey mujhe achha lga.
Main : jab baba ne kaha tha ki main nahi jaunga to kaise jata.
Khan : Hhhmmm ab to bas tum ek bar thik ho jao to main tum par apna daav khel sakta hoo.
Main : konsa daav
Khan: yaar tum jaldi me bohot rehte ho sabar karo dheere-dheere sab pta chal jayega.
Main : ab hum kaha jaa rhe hain?
khan : pehle tumhara lie ditector test hoga uske baad tumhare check-up ke liye jayenge.
Main : thik hai.
Uske baad koi khas baat nahi hui pichhe main or nazi ek dusre ke sath bethe the nazi poore raste mere kandhe par apna sir rakhkar bethi rhi or mera hath pakadkar rakha. fir humko khan ek ajeeb si jagah le aaya jo bahar se to kisi daftar ki tarah lag rha tha jaha bohot se mulazim kaam kar rhe the. fir hum chalte hue ek darwaze ke pass pohonch gye jiske samne kuch number likhe the khan ne kuch number dabaye or gate khud hi khul gya. ander ajeeb sa mahol tha waha bohot se log bandook taane khade the main or nazi sari jagah ko dekhte hue khan ke pichhe-pichhe jaa rhe the.
Tabhi ek security officer wala daudta hua aaya or mujh par hamla kar diya khan ne jaldi se nazi ko apni taraf khinch liya jo mera hath pakde chal rhi thi. mujhe samjh nahi aa rha tha ki yeh kya hua uss security officerwale ne laate or mukke mujh par barsane shuru kar diye main kuch der zameen par leta rha or maar khata rha fir jane mujhe kya hua maine uss security officerwale ka pair pakad liya or jor se ghuma diya woh hawa me palat gya or dhadaam se zameen par geera fir maine apni dono taangey hawa me uthayi or jhatke se dono pairo par khada ho gya itne me 3 security officer wale meri or lapke jisme se ek ne mujhe pichhe se pakad liya baki jo 2 samne se aaye unko maine gale se pakad rakha tha maine samne wale dono aadmiyo ki deewar ki taraf dhakka diya or pichhe wale ke mooh par jor se apna sir mara jisse woh apna naak pakadkar wahi beth gya tabhi ek or security officerwala bhagta hua aaya jiske hath me lohe ka sariya tha jaise hi woh mujhe sariye se marne lga maine sariya pakda liya or ghumakar uske kandhe par wahi sariya jor se mara itne me ek security officerwala jo zameen par gira pada tha woh utha or usne ek kaanch ke bartan jaisa kuch utha liya or pichhe se mere sir me mara. main foran uss or palat gya or gusse se usko dekhne lga tabhi mujhe essa mehsoos hua jaise mere sir se khoon nikal rha hai maine apne sir par hath lgaya or apne khoon ko ungaliyo par lgakar uska mukka bna liya or jor se uss aadmi ke mooh par mara fir usko kandhe par uthakar almari par fenk diya jisse almari ke dono darwaze ander ko dhans gye fir maine pass padi ek chair uthayi or samne gire hue dono security officer walo ko khada karke unke sir woh chair maari jisse chair toot gyi or mere hath me uska ek toota hua danda sa reh gya ab maine charo taraf dekha lekin mujh par hamla karne wale tamaam log zameen par gire pade the or dard se karhaa rhe the main hath me kursi ki tooti hui taang pakde or aadmiyo ke aane ka intezaar karne lga ki ab kaun aayega lekin tabhi poora kamra taaliyo ki gad-gadahat se gunj utha maine palatkar dekha to yeh khan tha jo mujhe dekhkar khush ho rha tha or taliyaan bja rha tha.
Khan : waahhhh kya baat hai loha aaj bhi garam hai.
Main : khan sahab yeh kon log hai jinhone mujh par hamla kiya.
Khan : yeh mere log hai inko maine hi tum par hamla karne ko kaha tha.
Main : lekin kyo (gusse me)
Khan : (apne nakhun dekhte hue) kuch nahi maine shera ki taqat ke bare me suna tha dekhna chahta tha bas isliye.(muskurkar)
Main : (gusse se khan ko dekhte hue) hhhuuuhhhh yeh koi tareeka hai kisi ki taqat azmane ka.
Nazi : (khan se apna hath chudhakar chillate hue) tum ek dam pagal ho kal baba ne kaha tha naa ki yeh pehle jaise nahi hai ab badal gye hain fir bhi tumne inn par hamla karwaya dekho sir se khoon aa rha inke (apne dupatte se mera sir ka khoon saaf karte hue) hume koi ilaaj nahi karwana Neer chalo yha se yeh sab ke sab log pagal hai.
Khan : dekhiye maafi chahta hoo lekin isko azmana jaruri tha ab essa nahi hoga main vaada karta hoo chaliye aayiye mere sath.
Itna kehkar woh ek kamre me chala gya or hath se humko bhi pichhe aane ka ishara kiya hum bina kuch bole uske pichhe chale gye nazi ne apna dupatta mere sir par hi pakadkar rakh liya or dusre hath se mera hath pakad liya or hum dono khan ke pichhe chale gye jaha badi-badi machine padi thi. tabhi ek aurat muskurate hue mere pass aayi jisne safed coat pehna tha or dekhne me doctor jaisi lag rha thi.
Doctor : hallo my self Doctor Rehana qureshi. (apna hath aagey badhate hue)
Main : ji kya
Doctor : maafi chahti hoo main bhool gyi thi aapko angrezi nahi aati mera naam doctor rehana hai or aap.
Main : (hath milate hue) Neer ali.
Doctor : (kursi ki taraf ishara karte hue) bethiye janab.
Main : (bina kuch bole kursi par beth te hue) aap mera ilaaj karengi?
Doctor : (mera chehra pakadkar mere sir ka zakham dekhte hue) Hhhmmm hanji main hi karungi lekin pehle aapke zakham ka ilaaj kar doo khoon nikal rha hai (muskurate hue)
Fir Doctor rehana ne mere jakham par patti bandhi or main bas betha usko dekhta rha woh mujhe dekhkar lgatar muskura rhi thi or main uski badi-badi neeli aankho me dekh rha tha ek ajeeb si qashish thi uske chehre me main bas uske chehre ko hi lga tar dekhe jaa rha tha. fir usne meri baaju pakadi or ek injection sa lga diya jo mujhe lga shayad mere sir ke dard ke liye hoga lekin injection ke lgate hi mujh par ek ajeeb sa nasha chhane lga or meri aankho ke aagey andhera chhane lga mujhe bohot tez neend aane lagi jaise main kai raato se soya hi nahi hoo. uske baad meri aankhon ke samne andhera chha gye or mujhe jab hosh aaya to main ek bed par leta hua tha mere pass mera hath pakadkar nazi bethi hui thi or rehana or khan mere samne khade muskura rhe the.
Main : main yha kaise aaya main to kursi par betha tha na.
Khan : maafi Neer ji maafi aap sach keh rhe the lie ditector test ke baad humko bharosa ho gya janab (hath jodkar) lekin kya kare bhai humari bhi duty hai shaq karne ki bimari si pad gyi hai achha tum ab rest karo kuch chahiye ho to doctor rehana ko bol dena thik hai.
Fir khan tez kadmo ke sath kamre se bahar nikal gya or hum sab usko dekhte rhe. fir maine bister se khade hone ki koshish ki lekin mere hath pair jawab de rhe the jaise unme koi jaan hi naa ho main chah kar bhi uth nahi pa rha tha isliye maine sabse ek ke bad ek swaal puchhne shuru kar diye.
Main : Lie ditector test ho bhi gye or mujhe pta bhi nahi chala. or ab main kaha hoo or yha aaya kaise?
Rehana : aapko hmare log yha laye hain aap ghabrayiye nahi aap ek dam mehfoos hai (muskurate hue)
Main : kya ab main ghar jaa sakta hoo (bister se uth te hue)
Rehana : arre lete rahiye abhi dawa ka asar hai to kuch der body me kamjori rahegi ho sakta hai chakkar aaye lekin thodi der me thik ho jaoge to aap ghar chale jana.
Main : (nazi ka hath pakadte hue) tum thik ho
Nazi : (muskurakar haa me sir hilate hue) Hhhmmm
Main: hum kitni der se yha hai
Nazi : subah se
Main : ab waqt kya hua hai
Nazi : sham hone wali hai
Main : kya main itni der soya rha.
Rehana : baate baad me kar lena pehle kuch kha lo (muskurate hue) btao kya khaoge
Main : (nazi ki taraf dekhte hue) tumne khana khaya
Nazi : nahi tumhare sath khaungi.
Rehana : aap baate karo main aapke liye kuch khane ko bhejti hoo
Fir rehana chali gyi or main usko jate hue dekhta tha tabhi nazi ko jane kya hua woh apni jagah se khadi hui or bed par mere uper aake let gyi or mujhe gale se lga liya.
Main : nazi kya hua
Nazi : (na me sir hilate hue) kuch nahi bas tumko gale lgane ka dil kar rha tha so lga liya.
Main : woh to thik hai lekin woh doctorni aa gyi to.
Nazi : mmmm bas thodi der fir sahi hoke beth jaungi.
Main : nazi ek pappi do naa
Nazi : (meri chhati par thappad marte hue) khada hua nahi jaa rha fir bhi sudharte nahi badmash.
Main: (haste hue) loh yaar ab tumse nahi to kya doctorni se pappi mangu.
Nazi : (mera gala dabate hue) maangkar to dikhao kisi or se pappi.... tumhara gala nahi daba dungi bade aaye doctor se pappi mangne wale (muskurate hue)
Main: to fir pappi do na
Nazi : Mmmmm thik hai lekin sirf ek.
Main : haa thik hai ek hi de do baaki ghar jake le lunga. (muskurate hue)
Nazi : tum sudhar nahi sakte naa (haste hue)
Main : (na me sir hilate hue or muskurate hue) uuuhhhuuu
Tabhi gate khat-khatane ki awaz aayi to nazi jaldi se apni jagah par beth gyi. Rehana ek nurse ke sath ander aayi nurse ke hath me ek badi si tray thi jisme shayad woh hmare liye khana layi thi. nazi ne khadi hoke nurse se plate pakad lee or fir nurse or rehana ne milkar mujhe bister par bitha diya fir ek katore me rehana mujhe khichadi khilane lagi jo shayad nazi ko achha nahi lag rha tha isliye woh ajeeb se mooh bnake kabhi rehana ko kabhi mujhe ghoor-ghoor ke dekh rhi thi.
Nazi : doctorni ji layiye main khila deti hoo aap rehne dijiye.
Doctor : (muskurate hue) thik hai yeh lo. (mujhe dekhte hue) Neer aap aram se khana kha lo uske baad aapke kuch test karne hai nurse yhi hai jab aap khana khaa lo to bta dena fir main aapke kuch test karungi thik hai.
Main : (khate hue haa me sir hilate hue) Hhhmmm
Uske baad maine or nazi ne milkar khana khaya ab main kaafi behtar mehsoos kar rha tha kamjori bhi mehsoos nahi ho rhi thi main ab bina koi sahare ke apne pairo par khada hua or nurse humko ek thande se kamre me le gyi jaha ek badi si machine thi or uske pass doctor rehana files hath me liye hi khadi thi. usne ek nazar mujhe muskurakar dekha or fir machine par letne ka ishara kiya main chup-chap uss machine par let gya.
Doctor : sikander koi lohe ki chij to nahi tumhare pas mera matlab hai koi ghadi chain ya anguthi pehni hai tumne iss waqt.
Main : (naa me sir hilate hue) ji nahi
Doctor : achha chalo ab apni aankhen band karke kuch der ke liye let jao
Fir main araam se waha leta rha or ek roshni mere sir se leke pair tak bar-bar guzarti rhi kuch hi pal me mujhe ek tichhh ki awaz aayi or uske baad agli awaz rehana ki thi jo mere kaano se takrayi.
Doctor : bas ho gya Neer ab aap uth sakte hain.
Main : bas itna hi tha or kuch nahi.
Doctor : (muskurakar naa me sir hilate ) uuhhuu... chalo ab aap bahar jake betho main khan se baat karke abhi aati hoo
Uske baad main waha se khada hua or nurse mujhe or nazi ko ek kamre me chhod gyi jaha samne pade sofe par hum dono beth gye or doctor rehana ka intezaar karne lage. kuch der baad hi doctor rehana or khan dono ek sath kamre me aaye jinke hath me kuch papers the or woh apas me kisi bat par behas kar rhe the. kamre me aate hi mere samne dono normal ho gye or mujhe muskurakar dekhne lage.
Khan : chaliye janab aapko ghar chhod aata hoo.
Main : bas itna sa hi kaam tha.
Khan : hanji bas itna sa hi kaam tha baki aapka or kuch jarurat hogi to fir aana padega.
Main : aa to main jaunga lekin mere khet.
Khan : arre uski fikar tum mat karo kuch din ke liye naye aadmi rakh lo naa yar.
Main : sahab aadmi rakhne ki haisiyat hoti to main khud kaam kyo karta
Khan : arre tum fikar mat karo ab tum mere sath ho paise ki fikar mat karo tumko jo bhi chahiye ho mujhe phone kar dena tumhara kaam ho jayega.
Uske baad usne mujhe apna card diya jo maine jeb me daal liya fir rehana ne nazi ko mere liye kuch dawayiyaan bhi sath di or sath hi kuch hidayaten bhi di ki kis waqt mujhe konsi dawayi deni hai.
Doctor : Neer waise to maine nazi ko sab samjha diya hai woh tumko waqt par dawa deti rahegi fir bhi main hafte me ek baar ya to tum khud apne check-up ke liye yha aa jao ya fir mujhe tumhare gaav aana padega btao kaise karna pasand karoge.
Main : ji main har hafte shehar nahi aa sakta behtar hoga aap hi aa jaye.
Doctor : (muskurakar) koi baat nahi
Fir main khan or nazi ussi darwaze se bahar nikal gye jaha se aaye the. lekin hairat ki baat yeh thi ki subah jab hum yha aaye the to bahar bohot se mulazim kaam kar rhe the lekin ab waha koi aadmi mojud nahi tha poora daftar khali pada tha
Main : khan sahab yha subah kuch log kaam kar rhe the naa woh kaha gye.
Khan : woh yhi kaam karte hain ab unke ghar jane ka waqt ho gya tha isliye chale gye ander hmara apna secret headquarter hai. Ander meri marzi ke bina koi nahi jaa sakta.
Main : achha thik hai.
Ese hi baate karte hue hum bahar nikal gye or jeep me beth gye khan driver ki sath wali seat par aagey betha tha jabki main or nazi fir se pichhe hi beth gye nazi wapis mere sath chipak kar bethi thi or mere kandhe par sir rakha tha poore raste koi khas baat nahi hui.
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