A wedding ceremony in village

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Wo black SUV us raat ke andhere pathreele aade tede rasto se hote hue apni manzil ki taraf badi ja rahi thi, Par kaha thi uski manzil. Kuchh ghanto ke safar ke baad uski manzil aa gai wo farmhouse jaha subah wo nachne wali chandni Shabana khan ko lekar aai thi jaha use strip mujre ki training di gai thi, yani is SUV me wo charo the. SUV ke charo gate khule aur Lalu, Dev, Kundan aur Pratap ek sath neeche utre aur farmhouse ke andar daakhil ho gae. Andar ghuste hi un dono buddhe nakro ne usne salam thoka.



Lalu: Shambhu kaisa hai.
Shambhu: Theek hu malik.
Lalu: Subah do memsaab log aai hogi.
Shambhu: Ha andar hai ek to wo purani wali memsaab thi aur unke sath ek nai memsaab bhi thi.
Lalu nazre tirchi karke: Nai wali memsaab kaisi lagi tum log ko.
Bansi: Makkhan hai saab makkhan. Itti gori auart to aas paas ki kai gaavo me bhi nahi hai. Kaha se dhood kar lae ho ye safed kabootari.
Lalu: Hum to jungle ke baaz hai bansi aur aisi nai nai kabootariyo ka shikar karna to humara shauk hai. Lagta hai use dekh kar tunhare buddhe lund me bhi jawani aa gai.
Dono buddhe naukar daat nikal dete hai.
Lalu: Chalo abhi intezaam me lag jao jo tum log har baar karte ho. Aur ha meri almari se wo naya maal nikal lana jo aise hi kisi khas mauke ke liye Thailand se magaya hai.

Wo dono naukar waha se chale gae aur wo charo us bade se hall numa karme me dakhil hue jaha shabana ne mujre ki training li thi. Hall me pahuch kar Dev ne Chandni ko awaaz lagai. Awaaz sunte hi chandni us kamre se bahar aai jaha shabana tayar hui thi.



Dev ne bina kuchh bole aankh ke ishare se chandni se poocha ki sab kaise hai aur chandni ne bhi palke jhapka kar ishare se hi bata diya ki sab ready hai.
Dev: To ja le aa use subah se intezaar kar rahe the ab sabar nahi hota ja le aa use.
Chandni: Jee mai abhi use tayar karke laai.
Chandni kamre me wapis chali gai. Kundan fridge se chaar bear cane aur ek bootle sharab le aya aur aur charo sofe par baith kar bear peene lage. Cane khali karne ke baad Kundan ne wo bottle pena shuru kar diya.



Lalu: Itni mat pee lena ki kuchh karne layak hi na rahe.
Kundan: Abe ye to mera josh badane ki dawa hai itni sharab se to mai subah kulla karta hu. Ise peekar hi to mere andar ka haiwaan jagega.
Lalu: Sahi hai aaj raat mujhe tum teeno me haiwaan hi chahiye. Jitni zor se us waqt log mujh par hase the jab usne mujhe jhapad mara tha usse zada zor se aaj uski cheekhe nikalni chahiye.
Dev: Tu chinta na kar aaj uski wo halat karenge ki marne ki dua mangegi.
Lalu: Badiya hai, sabke saamne jhapad mara tha na sali ne us raat logo ki hasi nashtar ki tarah mere kaano me chubh rahi thi ab to uski cheekhe hi mere kano ko sunkoon degi.
Dev: Aisa hi hoga.

Tab tak wo dono naukar waha aa gae unke haath me ek packet tha.
Shambhu: Malik ye raha apka maal.
Pratap: Ye kya hai
Lalu: Haiwaan banne ki dawa jisne maine specially Thailand sr mangaya hai.
Lalu ne us packet me se ek sheeshi nikali jisme ek safed powder bhara tha.
Lalu: Ye thailand ki sabse powerfull drug hai iska ek joint inaan ke andar ka haiwaan jagane ko kaafi hai ye lene ke 5 min ke andar insaan ke dimag par asar karti hai. Us musalli par chadne se pehle iska ek ek joint le lena phir uske baad andar ka jo haiwaan bahar aaega kasam se maza aa jaega. Chodne ka maza dugna ho jaega.
Lalu ne us sheeshi me se thode thode powder ki teen pudiya banakar teeno ko thama di.



Lalu ne shabana ke liye ek behad haiwaniyat bhara plan banaya tha. Teeno ne wo pudiya apni apni jeb me rakh li.
Dev: Tu nahi lega ye drug tu nahi chadega aaj us par.
Lalu: Nahi Sher akela khata hai jhund ke saath nahi aur waise bhi ye drug lene ke baad tum log pata nahi uske sath kya kya kar dalo. Dhyan rakhna kahi jaan hi lelo uski aur kahi aisi naubat aa gai to koi to hona chahiye hosh me tumhe rokne ke liye. Tum log bhi thoda dhyan rakhna aur kabu rakhna khud par kahi maar waar mat daalna use.
Charo thahake maar kar hasne lage apni ghatiya soch par jo ek aurat ko bus upbhog ki cheez samajhti thi aur bechari shabana ko to is baat ka koi andaza bhi nahi tha ki agle kuchh ghante uske saath kya kya hone wala hai.

Dev ne hall se zor awaaz lagai: Are aur kitni der intezaar karwaogi meri jaan bahar aao. Are o chandni kitna samay lagega re use mujre ke liye tayar kar rahi hai ya suhaagraat ke liye.
Kuchh hi der baad hall ka darwaza khula usme se pehle chandni bahar aai aur uske peeche peeche shabana.
Dev: Badi der kardi sanam aate aate.
Kundan: Andar kya apni jhante saaf kar rahi thi.
Chandni: Maafi huzoor aap logo ko khush karne ke liye achhe se tayar kar rahi thi ise. Ek nazar dekhe to ise kuchh kumi to nahi reh gai.



Dev Kundan Pratap ne Shabana ko upar se neeche tak ghoor kar dekha tavayafo jaise laal libaas me shabana sach me ek nachne wali lag rahi thi aur uska makeup bhi kuchh isi tarah kara gaya tha. Gaadi laal lipstick gaalo par rose aankho me lamba kajal khule baal shabana ne khud kabhi itna tadak bhadak wala makeup nahi kara tha jaisa aaj uska chandni ne kara tha. Dev Kundan Pratap use badi lalchai nazro se ghoor rahe the Shabana ko waha unke saamne behad sharmindagi si mehsoos ho rahi thi. Usne chor nazro se Lalu ki taraf dekha wo sir jhukae baithe jaise shabana ki halat par bada sharminda ho. Shabana ko to andaza bhi nahi tha ki uski is halat ka asli zimmedaar to wahi hai.

Kundan: Waah Chandni baai waah sach me tayar to bada zabardast kara hai tune is rundi ko. Iska makeup dekhkar hi mera khada ho gaya.
Kundan ne shabana ko dekh kar haste hue jeans ke upar se apna lund masal diya. Shabana ko khud par ghin aa rahi thi ki uske ek galat faisle ne use kis halat me lakar khada kar diya hai. Par philhaal uske paas dusra koi chara bhi nahi tha.
Pratap: Chalo ab ye tayar ho gai hai to hum jis kaam ke liye aae hai wo shuru kara jae. Mujra shuru kara jae.
Pratap uthkar wahi kamre me rakhe music system ke paas gaya aur us par wo gana play kara jis par is update ka naam rakha gaya tha. Music system par gana bajna chalu hua aur chandni ne naachna shuru hi kiya tha ki paratp ne gana rok diya.
Paratp: Ae sali kutiya aaj hum tujhe aur tera dance dekhne nahi aae hai aaj to hum is nai rundi ka mujra dekhna aae hai to hat saamne se aur ise bol naachne ko. Ae saali tu naachegi ki nahi.
Chandni waha se hat gai aur Lalu ke paas akar khadi ho gai. Par Shabana ab bhi sir jhukae chup khadi thi.
Paratap: Saali ye to chupchap khadi hai sara mood kharab kar rahi hai. Ae Dev to upload karde iski photo.



Dev ne apni jeb se apna mobile nikala bhar tha ki shabana ki saans halak me aa gai.
Shabana: Nahi please....
Shabana ne aansoo bhari aankho se lalu ko dekha usne bhi ishare se shabana ko ashwast kara ki wo ghabrae nahi wo hai na aur bina sankoch aur dar ke naachna shuru kare.
Dev: Kya nahi naachegi ki nahi jaldi bol itni der inrezaar karne ki adat nahi hume ek baar humara mood off ho gaya phir tu nangi bhi nachegi to bhi koi fayda nahi hoga to jaldi decide kar nachegi ki nahi.
Shabana ne chupchap haa me sir hila diya.
Kundan: Aur badiya naach dikhana jaisa us raat party me dikhaya tha agar maza nahi aya to samajh le phir tu hum dubara nahi bolenge.
Kundan ne Pratap ko ishara kara aur music system par ek baar phir gana bajna chalu ho gaya.



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