26-11-2019, 08:02 PM
Aamir baahar jaata hai aur Heena ki ore dekh ke smile karta hai aur apne haathon ke ishaare se dikhaata hai ki kitna bada lund hai Vicky ka. Heena usay aankhe dikhaati hai.
Vicky – saasu ji kyon gussa ho rahi ho mere saale pe
Heena – kaun saala aur kaun saas
Vicky – arrey bola tha ki aapki beti se shaadi karke aapko saas aur isay sala bana lunga
Vicky – kya naam hai meri honay waali biwi ka
Aamir hanste hue - Sania
Vicky – Sania Mirza jaisee hot hai
Vicky – maa pe gayi hai
Heena – shukriya
Vicky – Heena ji aap apne tareeke se usay zara brief kar do ki aap mein aur Imran mein kya chal raha hai. Agar Imran ne pahele phone kar diya toh gadbad ho jaayegi.
Heena – hmmmm theek baat
Aamir Vicky ko apna naya video game dikhane apne kamare mei jata hai aur Heena apne liye ek aur bana kar peete hue apani beti Saniya ko phone lagaane lagti hai.
Heena phone karke apni beti Sania ko samjhaane mein kaamyaab ho jaati hai aur Sania ke man mandir mein Vicky ka naam ek chakkar kaat aata hai.
Vicky Aamir ke kamre se nikal kar Heena ke paas aa jaata hai. Phir Vicky Ayesha ko call karta hai Heena ko loudspeaker par lekar aur sab batata hai, kiss, pishaab sabkuchh.
Ayesha – Vicky tu mard hai, chhodna mat in kameeno ko
Ayesha – Heena ji dariye mat aap, Vicky hai na. Agar ham dono ke shoharo ne talaak bhi de diya toh main aapke saath hoon, bahut paisa hai mere abbu ke paas
Heena – thanks Ayesha… paiso ka mujhwe bhi koi masla nahi hai… mere naam pe bhi kaafi zameen-jaydaad hai.
Vicky – bas bas bas Ayesha ji
Ayesha – Vicky jo tune Mohd ke moonh pe moota hai na, dekh ke mazaa aa raha hai
Vicky – kya dekh ke, pishaab ya pishaab wala auzaar
Ayesha – chup badmaash
Vicky – ok
Call khatm hoti hai
Baad mein Vicky ke phone pe message aata hai “tu asli mard hai “
Vicky jawaab mein bhejta hai “jaldi aa jaa meri aurat”
Phir jawaab “jo hokum – mere chhotu mard”
Idhar Heena apna teesra peg kahatm karke glass table pe rakh ke Vicky ke paas aa jati hai. Vicky – Heena ji main soch raha tha ki aaj raat apne ghar na jaaun
Heena – hmmmm…kyon kya hua
Vicky – mujhe dar hai ki kahin Imran ke kahene par Mohd ulti harkat na kare aap logon ke saath.
Heena – hmmmm
Vicky – theek hai agar aap nahi chahti ki mai ruku to koi baat nahin, main chalta hoon
Heena – nahin Vicky ruk ja… dar lag raha hai
Vicky – kisay
Heena – mujhe
Vicky apne dono haat Heena ke kandhe pe rakhta hai
Vicky – main hoon na
Heena – tum ho na?
Vicky – depend karta hai tum chahati ho ki main tumhare saath houn
Wo haath ab kandhe se utar ke poori bazu naap kamar mein chale jaate hain
Vicky – tum chahati ho main rukun
Heena – hmmmmm
Vicky – Heena u r beautiful
Heena muskuraati hai
Vicky uska chahera apne haath mein leta hai aur uske haseen labon ko dil khol ke choomta hai. Adharon se adhar, jeebh se jeebh takra rahe thhey. Ek doosre ka thook aapas mei ghul raha tha. Vicky ke haath uske sar aur back par thhey aur uske dono haath Vicky ke sar ke peeche. Na jaane kyon, wo Vicky ko inaam dena chahati thee, shayad uski chaabi thee, Imran se door jaane ke liye.
Auraton ke paas kitna bhi paisa ho aur wo kitni bhi ameer ho lekin unhe ek rakhwaale ya protector ki zaroorat hamesha hoti hai, chahe wo baap ho, bhai, pati, ya bf ya koi bhi. Rishte ki maryaada ko chhod do, toh aurten rakhwaale ko savarsv nyochhaawar karne mein peechhe nahin hat-ti. Ayesha ke liye bhi Vicky rakhwala ban gaya tha aur ab Heena ke liye bhi.
Heena uske haathon mein pighal si jaati hai aur Vicky aisa mauka nahin chhodta… Vicky ke haath Heena makkhanjaisi skin ko chhoote hue uske gol sudaul nitambhon ke mardan mein lag jaate hain aur wo uski gardan chaatne lag jaata hai. Aamir bhi ye nazaara dekh raha hota hai aur khush tha ki uski ammi uske baap ke paas nahin balki Vicky ke paas hai. Vicky jhukte jhukte apne moonh ko Heena ki ghaatiyon ki line pe lejaakar jee bhar ke chaat ta hai. Wo kasmasa uthti hai aur phir bhooki sherni ki tarah Vicky pe toot padhti hai aur bade josh mei use chumban de dekar uska much geela kar deti hai.
Muuahh muuaah ki awaazo se poora ghar bhar jaata hai. Achanak Heena ki nazar Aamir pe padti hai to wo wahan se jaane lagta hai.
Heena – Aamir….
Vicky – kuchh nahin hoga Heena
Vicky ko door karte hue Heena “ Aamir wo Aamir….I am sorry”
Aamir – koi baat nahin ammi main samajhta hoon. I am sorry jo dekh ke bhi ruka raha
Vicky – chalo badiya hai baat saaf ho gayi aur Aamir apna raazdaar hai
Aamir – pakka wala bhaiya
Vicky – toh phir bana lun dirty picture teri ammi ke saath
Aamir – ha h aha …camera laaun
Heena – chup badmaash…..
Vicky Heena ke peeche jaata hai
Vicky –Aamir teri ammi ko aise pakadun
Aamir – haan bhaiya
Phir dheere dheere haath uski baazuon par mal ke Vicky pet par dono haath rakh deta hai
Vicky – skin malayi-makkhan hai
Aamir – chaat jaao bhaiya
Heena hairaan thee
Vicky uski gori chitti baahon ko chaat kar geela kar deta hai aur phir gardan ke peeche baalon ko ek side kar chaat daalta hai
Heena madhosh ho jaati hai aur bhool jaati hai ki us Dirty picture uska beta bhi dekh raha hai. Sharab ke 3 peg ki khumari bhi chhayi hui thi.
Mmmmmm ki awaaz nikaalti hui Heena apne sar ko peechhe Vicky ke kandhe par rakh deti hai. Vicky uski tarbooz jaisee gaand pe apna lund ragadta hai aur Heena mmmmmm karti hai. Aamir bhi nikkar ke uppar se hee apni lulli masalta hai.
Vicky haath phir upar le jata hai
Vicky – dekh Aamir kya mumme hain teri ammi ke
Aamir – haan bhai
Heena ab sahi galat, achha bura, sharam haya, sabse pare ja chuki thee
Vicky uski chunni hatakar ek taraf gira deta hai. Aamir ke moonh mein paani aa jaata hai aur Vicky ka haath seedha Heena ke mamme ko pakad ke masal deta hai. Achanak Heena ko hosh aata hai aur wo Aamir ko saamne dekh sharmindgi mahsoos karti hai aur is se pahele kuchh bol paati, Vicky bol padhta hai “Aamir tu ja”
Aamir bhi mauka samajhte hue ekdum nikal jaata hai aur Vicky Heena ko god mei utha ke uske bedroom mein le jaata hai aur bed pe patak deta hai. Heena is achanak huewaqiyaat ki liye kuchh nahin kah aur kar paati kyonki ab Aamir ke naam ki objection karne ki gunjaayish bhi nahin thee. Wo bed pe ghutno ke bal baith jaati hai aur Vicky uski kameez ka palla utha leta hai aur vaasna ki tadap se peedit Heena apni baahe utha leti hai apni kameez khud utarwaane ke liye. Ye modern draupdi dushaasan ka saath de rahi thee. Jaldi hee wo salwar aur ek tang bra aur high heel ke sandals mein thee. Vicky neeche zameen pe khada tha aur wo bed pe ghutno ke bal seedhi baithi hui thi. Vicky ki taraf aakar usne apne haath Vicky ki gardan mein daal liye aur phir shuru hua Daur-e-chumban. Dono betahaasha choos rahe theey ek doosre ke labon ko jaise ki koi competition ho ya phir dono ko pata ho ki is raat ki subah nahin. Aisa kabhi kisi ne usay nahin chooma tha, Heena paagal ho rahi thee. Vicky ka ek haath uski kamar aur doosra uski madhosh karne waali gaand pe. Dheere dheere chumbano ke beech Vicky apne haathon se uske mumme dabata hai. Bade sudaul mulaayam mumme
Heena – bahut man hai Vicky inko choosne ka
Vicky – haan meri raani
Heena – mujhe kya milega (ithlaate hue kaheti hai)
Vicky – saasu ji kyon gussa ho rahi ho mere saale pe
Heena – kaun saala aur kaun saas
Vicky – arrey bola tha ki aapki beti se shaadi karke aapko saas aur isay sala bana lunga
Vicky – kya naam hai meri honay waali biwi ka
Aamir hanste hue - Sania
Vicky – Sania Mirza jaisee hot hai
Vicky – maa pe gayi hai
Heena – shukriya
Vicky – Heena ji aap apne tareeke se usay zara brief kar do ki aap mein aur Imran mein kya chal raha hai. Agar Imran ne pahele phone kar diya toh gadbad ho jaayegi.
Heena – hmmmm theek baat
Aamir Vicky ko apna naya video game dikhane apne kamare mei jata hai aur Heena apne liye ek aur bana kar peete hue apani beti Saniya ko phone lagaane lagti hai.
Heena phone karke apni beti Sania ko samjhaane mein kaamyaab ho jaati hai aur Sania ke man mandir mein Vicky ka naam ek chakkar kaat aata hai.
Vicky Aamir ke kamre se nikal kar Heena ke paas aa jaata hai. Phir Vicky Ayesha ko call karta hai Heena ko loudspeaker par lekar aur sab batata hai, kiss, pishaab sabkuchh.
Ayesha – Vicky tu mard hai, chhodna mat in kameeno ko
Ayesha – Heena ji dariye mat aap, Vicky hai na. Agar ham dono ke shoharo ne talaak bhi de diya toh main aapke saath hoon, bahut paisa hai mere abbu ke paas
Heena – thanks Ayesha… paiso ka mujhwe bhi koi masla nahi hai… mere naam pe bhi kaafi zameen-jaydaad hai.
Vicky – bas bas bas Ayesha ji
Ayesha – Vicky jo tune Mohd ke moonh pe moota hai na, dekh ke mazaa aa raha hai
Vicky – kya dekh ke, pishaab ya pishaab wala auzaar
Ayesha – chup badmaash
Vicky – ok
Call khatm hoti hai
Baad mein Vicky ke phone pe message aata hai “tu asli mard hai “
Vicky jawaab mein bhejta hai “jaldi aa jaa meri aurat”
Phir jawaab “jo hokum – mere chhotu mard”
Idhar Heena apna teesra peg kahatm karke glass table pe rakh ke Vicky ke paas aa jati hai. Vicky – Heena ji main soch raha tha ki aaj raat apne ghar na jaaun
Heena – hmmmm…kyon kya hua
Vicky – mujhe dar hai ki kahin Imran ke kahene par Mohd ulti harkat na kare aap logon ke saath.
Heena – hmmmm
Vicky – theek hai agar aap nahi chahti ki mai ruku to koi baat nahin, main chalta hoon
Heena – nahin Vicky ruk ja… dar lag raha hai
Vicky – kisay
Heena – mujhe
Vicky apne dono haat Heena ke kandhe pe rakhta hai
Vicky – main hoon na
Heena – tum ho na?
Vicky – depend karta hai tum chahati ho ki main tumhare saath houn
Wo haath ab kandhe se utar ke poori bazu naap kamar mein chale jaate hain
Vicky – tum chahati ho main rukun
Heena – hmmmmm
Vicky – Heena u r beautiful
Heena muskuraati hai
Vicky uska chahera apne haath mein leta hai aur uske haseen labon ko dil khol ke choomta hai. Adharon se adhar, jeebh se jeebh takra rahe thhey. Ek doosre ka thook aapas mei ghul raha tha. Vicky ke haath uske sar aur back par thhey aur uske dono haath Vicky ke sar ke peeche. Na jaane kyon, wo Vicky ko inaam dena chahati thee, shayad uski chaabi thee, Imran se door jaane ke liye.
Auraton ke paas kitna bhi paisa ho aur wo kitni bhi ameer ho lekin unhe ek rakhwaale ya protector ki zaroorat hamesha hoti hai, chahe wo baap ho, bhai, pati, ya bf ya koi bhi. Rishte ki maryaada ko chhod do, toh aurten rakhwaale ko savarsv nyochhaawar karne mein peechhe nahin hat-ti. Ayesha ke liye bhi Vicky rakhwala ban gaya tha aur ab Heena ke liye bhi.
Heena uske haathon mein pighal si jaati hai aur Vicky aisa mauka nahin chhodta… Vicky ke haath Heena makkhanjaisi skin ko chhoote hue uske gol sudaul nitambhon ke mardan mein lag jaate hain aur wo uski gardan chaatne lag jaata hai. Aamir bhi ye nazaara dekh raha hota hai aur khush tha ki uski ammi uske baap ke paas nahin balki Vicky ke paas hai. Vicky jhukte jhukte apne moonh ko Heena ki ghaatiyon ki line pe lejaakar jee bhar ke chaat ta hai. Wo kasmasa uthti hai aur phir bhooki sherni ki tarah Vicky pe toot padhti hai aur bade josh mei use chumban de dekar uska much geela kar deti hai.
Muuahh muuaah ki awaazo se poora ghar bhar jaata hai. Achanak Heena ki nazar Aamir pe padti hai to wo wahan se jaane lagta hai.
Heena – Aamir….
Vicky – kuchh nahin hoga Heena
Vicky ko door karte hue Heena “ Aamir wo Aamir….I am sorry”
Aamir – koi baat nahin ammi main samajhta hoon. I am sorry jo dekh ke bhi ruka raha
Vicky – chalo badiya hai baat saaf ho gayi aur Aamir apna raazdaar hai
Aamir – pakka wala bhaiya
Vicky – toh phir bana lun dirty picture teri ammi ke saath
Aamir – ha h aha …camera laaun
Heena – chup badmaash…..
Vicky Heena ke peeche jaata hai
Vicky –Aamir teri ammi ko aise pakadun
Aamir – haan bhaiya
Phir dheere dheere haath uski baazuon par mal ke Vicky pet par dono haath rakh deta hai
Vicky – skin malayi-makkhan hai
Aamir – chaat jaao bhaiya
Heena hairaan thee
Vicky uski gori chitti baahon ko chaat kar geela kar deta hai aur phir gardan ke peeche baalon ko ek side kar chaat daalta hai
Heena madhosh ho jaati hai aur bhool jaati hai ki us Dirty picture uska beta bhi dekh raha hai. Sharab ke 3 peg ki khumari bhi chhayi hui thi.
Mmmmmm ki awaaz nikaalti hui Heena apne sar ko peechhe Vicky ke kandhe par rakh deti hai. Vicky uski tarbooz jaisee gaand pe apna lund ragadta hai aur Heena mmmmmm karti hai. Aamir bhi nikkar ke uppar se hee apni lulli masalta hai.
Vicky haath phir upar le jata hai
Vicky – dekh Aamir kya mumme hain teri ammi ke
Aamir – haan bhai
Heena ab sahi galat, achha bura, sharam haya, sabse pare ja chuki thee
Vicky uski chunni hatakar ek taraf gira deta hai. Aamir ke moonh mein paani aa jaata hai aur Vicky ka haath seedha Heena ke mamme ko pakad ke masal deta hai. Achanak Heena ko hosh aata hai aur wo Aamir ko saamne dekh sharmindgi mahsoos karti hai aur is se pahele kuchh bol paati, Vicky bol padhta hai “Aamir tu ja”
Aamir bhi mauka samajhte hue ekdum nikal jaata hai aur Vicky Heena ko god mei utha ke uske bedroom mein le jaata hai aur bed pe patak deta hai. Heena is achanak huewaqiyaat ki liye kuchh nahin kah aur kar paati kyonki ab Aamir ke naam ki objection karne ki gunjaayish bhi nahin thee. Wo bed pe ghutno ke bal baith jaati hai aur Vicky uski kameez ka palla utha leta hai aur vaasna ki tadap se peedit Heena apni baahe utha leti hai apni kameez khud utarwaane ke liye. Ye modern draupdi dushaasan ka saath de rahi thee. Jaldi hee wo salwar aur ek tang bra aur high heel ke sandals mein thee. Vicky neeche zameen pe khada tha aur wo bed pe ghutno ke bal seedhi baithi hui thi. Vicky ki taraf aakar usne apne haath Vicky ki gardan mein daal liye aur phir shuru hua Daur-e-chumban. Dono betahaasha choos rahe theey ek doosre ke labon ko jaise ki koi competition ho ya phir dono ko pata ho ki is raat ki subah nahin. Aisa kabhi kisi ne usay nahin chooma tha, Heena paagal ho rahi thee. Vicky ka ek haath uski kamar aur doosra uski madhosh karne waali gaand pe. Dheere dheere chumbano ke beech Vicky apne haathon se uske mumme dabata hai. Bade sudaul mulaayam mumme
Heena – bahut man hai Vicky inko choosne ka
Vicky – haan meri raani
Heena – mujhe kya milega (ithlaate hue kaheti hai)