26-11-2019, 07:25 PM
Jaise wo utarti hai building ki lift se, Mohd ka phone aata hai
Mohd – kahan ho
Ayesha – Ghar pe
Mohd – Toh landline kyon nahin utha rahi
Ayesha – apni society ki market se bread lene aayi thee
Mohd – mmmmm. Tum landline nahin uthaati toh mujhe chinta ho jaati hai.
Ayesha – daro mat miya ji, biwi nahin bhaagi ja rahi
Mohd – biwi ka toh pata hai, par uske peeche kitne hai kya karun
Ayesha – phir na karte hot biwi se shaadi
Mohd – ha ha ha
Ayesha poori baat chhupaa jaati hai ki wo pichle 2 ghante se Vicky ke ghar pe thee. Ghar pahunch ke lunch wagarah mein lag jaati hai aur phir so bhi jaati hai.
Takreeban 4 baje Vicky phone karta hai.
Vicky – hello memsaab
Ayesha – haan Vicky (ubaasi lete hue)
Vicky – aap so rahe thhey
Ayesha – haan yaar aankh lag gayi thee
Vicky – meri toh lottery lag gayi aaj
Ayesha – kya hua
Vicky – kuchh mahine pahele ekdum dooba hua share khareeda thaa, aaj 4 guna profit de gaya. Aapki toh good luck kiss hee nahin balki thank you kiss bhi kamaal hai
Ayesha – very good. I am happy for you.
Ayesha – Vicky tumhe ab ghar pe aana padega subah subah apna good luck lene
Vicky – kyon memsaab
Ayesha – wo aaj jab main wapas aa rahi thee tab Mohd ka phone aaya tha, wo land line pe try kar rahe thhey
Vicky – bahut bharosa hai apni biwi pe
Ayesha – smiles
Vicky – kahe deti Vicky ke paas thee
Ayesha – marwaaaoge
Vicky – achha main abhi aa raha hoon
Ayesha – aa jaao
Ayesha ne ghar pe ek afghani salwar aur sleeveless kameezpahena hua thaa jisme takreeban 3 inch ki mummo ki ghaati dikh rahi thee. Vicky hee toh aa raha hai soch wo kuch upar nahin leti. Thodi der mein Vicky aa jaata hai. Agle 5 minute mein wo batata hai ki kaise usay faayda hua.
Vicky – memsaab ek thank you kiss banti hai
Ayesha – ye kisses kuchh zyada nahin ho rahi
Vicky – mat do memsaab, honay do mera nuksaan
Ayesha ko baat chubh jaati hai, kahin na kahin market mein us gunde se bachaane ke liye wo Vicky ki tahe dil se shukrguzaar thee. Dimaag ke kisi konay mein, Vicky ka naam rakhwaala shabd se jud gaya thaa.
Ayesha – tera nuksaan nahin hona chahiye – khush
Vicky – aaj good luck ke saath penalty bhi hogi
Ayesha – achha baba tu khush rahe
Vicky – khadi ho jaao
Ayesha khadi ho jaati hai aur jaise hai. Hamesha ki tarah aadat anusar Ayesha ne ghar pe bhi kareeb chaar inch unchi pencil ke kaale sandal pahan rakhe the. Vicky uski gardan pe apne honth chipkaata hai, paas mein padi landline ki ghanti baj jaati hai. Phone pe caller Id lagi dekh wo samajh jaati hai ki wo Mohd ka phone hai.
Ayesha – Vicky phone hai
Vicky – uthaa lo, mera good luck mat kharab karo
Ayesha “good luck mat kharaab karo” pe hans padti hai aur phone uthaa leti hai. Ab hua aise ki phone ki taar aur Ayesha ke jism ke beech mein Vicky hai aur uska moonh Ayesha ki gardan pe hai aur uske haath uske hips se thoda sa upar.
Mohd – hello kaisee ho
Ayesha – theek hoon
Mohd – yaar main thoda late ho jaaunga
Ayesha – kitna late
Abhi tak Vicky kiss kar raha thaa aur ab uski jeebh bhi baahar aa gayi thee aur wo Ayesha ki gardan ko chaat raha thaa. Laal surk kameez mein gori chitti Ayesha nikhar ke aa rahi thee, tight kameez mein uski uroz baahar aane ko aatur thhey. Kaun aisa mauka chhodta. Vicky ne kaunsa usko apni bahen maana tha. Ayesha ki saanse bhaari honay lagin
Mohd – baj jaayenge 10
Ayesha – 10 …… hmmmmmm
Itne mein Vicky ka haath aayesha ke hips pe chala jaaata hai, wo ekdum saans rok leti hai, thoda gap banaane ke liye wo peechhe hoti hai but peeche ki deewar pe chipak jaati hai, Vicky bhi uske saath peeche ho jaata hai, is movement mein uska haath kisi showpiece pe lagta hai aur wo neeche girta hai. Toot ta nahin hai but aawaaz hoti hai.
Mohd – kya hua
Ayesha – hmmm kuch nahin mmmm haath lag gaya tha metal ka piece gir gaya.
Abhi tak Vicky gardan ki left side pe chipka hota hai but mauke pe chauka maarte hue right side bhi ho jaata hai. Ayesha ki bhari bhari jhaangho ko koi cheez kiss karti hai. Ye apne Vicky ka lund tha jo ekdum mustaid tha.
Ayesha – hmmmm
Mohd – kya hua
Ayesha –kuchh bhi toh nahin
Mohd – ye saanse kyon bhaari ho rahi hain
Ayesha – arrey aapke phone se just pahele kuchh kha pee rahi thee, achanak phone aa gaya toh dhang se settle nahin ho payi.
Vicky ek second ke liye upar dekhta hai aur Ayesha neeche dono ki aankhe milti hain, wo usay hatne ka ishaara karti hai. Vicky mauke ko samajhte hue hat jaata hai.
Mohd – koi ghar par aaya hua hai kya
Ayesha – kaun aayega
Mohd – wo wo Vi…. Haan kaun aayega
Idhar Mohd ka dimaag ghoom raha hai ki kya wo Vicky se bachne ki koshish kar rahi thee yaa saath de rahi thee ki metal ka showpiece gir gaya. Kya chal raha hoga, kya wo usko daba raha thaa jab wo phone pe thee.
Ayesha – kya ho gaya
Mohd – Sorry sorry kuchh nahin
Ayesha – ok bye
Call khatm.
Ayesha – Vicky kya kar rahe thhey, ye toh dekh lete ki phone hai
Vicky sar jhuka ke baitha raheta hai
Ayesha – waise Vicky kitne paise bane aaj
Vicky – memsaab takreeban 8000
Ayesha – 8000 !!!!
Ayesha – Bahut dum hai meri good luck kiss mein
Vicky smile karta hai - Memsaab kal shares nahin khelunga
Ayesha – kya hua
Vicky – kal shraadh hai papa mummy aur sister ka
Ayesha – Oh
Vicky – Bas samajh lo aap ki isee kaam ke liye zinda hoon (aur Vicky ki aankhe nam ho jaati hain)
Ayesha – Vicky rotay nahin hain, main hoon na (kahete hue wo uske saath baith jaati hai aur side se hug karti hai)
Vicky apna sir uske kandhe pe rakh deta hai aur thodi der chup raheta hai.
Ayesha – Vicky Vicky kuchh toh bol….
Vicky – memsaab sach kahun, aap ab bahut important hotay jaa rahe ho mere liye
Ayesha – thanks Vicky
Vicky – memsaab 4 din ke baad Navratri shuru hain, dandiya yaad hai na
Ayesha – haan ji, bahut aag lagi hai mujhe us lehenge choli mein dekhne ki, kameene main sab samajhti hoon
Vicky – ab kya Karen, mard hoon
Ayesha – chhotu mard
Vicky – haan kad mein chhotu sahi par us Mohammad ki tarah fattu toh nahin hoon
Vicky – saala naa mard
Ayesha – Vicky aisa nahin boltay
Vicky – arrey memsaab kya nahin bolte, saala ladkar haar jaata toh bhi izzat karta uski.. fattu
Ayesha – wo fattu sahi… tu toh hai na mera mard… matlab mere liye…
Vicky – haan haan main hoon na
Vicky – kabhi us gadhe ko chhodne ka man kare toh yaad rakhna main tayaar hoon aapko apna banaane ke liye
Ayesha – haan badmaash zaroor….
Agli subah Vicky uthta hai, khud ***** bhoj banata hai, akele bada honay ki wajah se usaay khud khana banana aata tha. Wo ek achha cook bhi tha. Mandir jaakar ek pandit panditayan ko bulaata hai aur unko poori shradhha se bhojan karwata hai aur daan dakshina dekar vida karta hai. Uska man aaj bhaari thaa, ro raha thaa baar baar. Koi nahin thaa uske saath. Wo 2-3 baar balcony mein gaya thaa waise hee, 1-2 baar Ayesha ne dekha ki wo kitna udaas tha. Wo samajh sakti thee par kuchh kar nahin sakti thee. Takreeban 2.30pm pe Ayesha ne Vicky ko call kiya.
Vicky – hello memsaab
Ayesha – kaise ho Vicky
Vicky – ji theek hoon
Ayesha – Samajh sakti hoon ki udaas hogey
Vicky – ji
Ayesha – Achcha jo shraadh mein karna hota hai, wo sab theek ho gaya
Vicky – ji
Ayesha – dekho mujhse zyada toh pata nahin hai
Vicky – aapne pooch liya wohi bahut badi baat hai
Vicky – waise ***** bhoj maine khud banaya tha
Ayesha - waah, toh tumhe cooking bhi aati hai
Vicky – memsaab akela bada hua hoon, ye toh seekhna hee tha
Ayesha – khaana swaad banaate ho
Vicky – kheer banaayi hai, laata hoon, khud check kar lena
Ayesha – hmmmmm
Thodi der mein Vicky Ayesha ke saamne baitha tha. Ayesha ne ek tight si salwar kameez paheni thee jiska gala deep aur chauda thaa aur peeche se bhi peeth bhi gaheri thee. Ayesha ko aise suit pasand thhey.
Ayesha – laa Vicky kheer de mujhe
Vicky – main khilaunga
Ayesha – main khalungi
Vicky – kaha na main khilaunga
Ayesha – achha baba
Vicky chamach le aata hai aur bade pyaar se Ayesha ko khilaane lagta hai
Ayesha – mmmmm bahut swaad hai
Vicky – dekh lo shaadi kar lo mujhse, fattu ki jagah mard milega aur cook bhi
Ayesha – ha ha ha zaroor
Vicky ke saamne Ayesha ke ubhaar hotay hain, wo dekh raha hota hai aur Ayesha pakad leti hai.
Ayesha – Vicky…
Vicky – dekhne do na, mard hoon, fattu nahin
Ayesha chup ho jaati hai and sir side mein karke halki si smile karti hai.
Vicky – dekh loon memsaab
Ayesha – mard poochte hain kya…… nahin nahin
Vicky muskukaraata hai
Vicky – memsaab aapko uppar waaley ne tassalli se overtime mein banaya hoga.
Ayesha smiles.
Mohd – kahan ho
Ayesha – Ghar pe
Mohd – Toh landline kyon nahin utha rahi
Ayesha – apni society ki market se bread lene aayi thee
Mohd – mmmmm. Tum landline nahin uthaati toh mujhe chinta ho jaati hai.
Ayesha – daro mat miya ji, biwi nahin bhaagi ja rahi
Mohd – biwi ka toh pata hai, par uske peeche kitne hai kya karun
Ayesha – phir na karte hot biwi se shaadi
Mohd – ha ha ha
Ayesha poori baat chhupaa jaati hai ki wo pichle 2 ghante se Vicky ke ghar pe thee. Ghar pahunch ke lunch wagarah mein lag jaati hai aur phir so bhi jaati hai.
Takreeban 4 baje Vicky phone karta hai.
Vicky – hello memsaab
Ayesha – haan Vicky (ubaasi lete hue)
Vicky – aap so rahe thhey
Ayesha – haan yaar aankh lag gayi thee
Vicky – meri toh lottery lag gayi aaj
Ayesha – kya hua
Vicky – kuchh mahine pahele ekdum dooba hua share khareeda thaa, aaj 4 guna profit de gaya. Aapki toh good luck kiss hee nahin balki thank you kiss bhi kamaal hai
Ayesha – very good. I am happy for you.
Ayesha – Vicky tumhe ab ghar pe aana padega subah subah apna good luck lene
Vicky – kyon memsaab
Ayesha – wo aaj jab main wapas aa rahi thee tab Mohd ka phone aaya tha, wo land line pe try kar rahe thhey
Vicky – bahut bharosa hai apni biwi pe
Ayesha – smiles
Vicky – kahe deti Vicky ke paas thee
Ayesha – marwaaaoge
Vicky – achha main abhi aa raha hoon
Ayesha – aa jaao
Ayesha ne ghar pe ek afghani salwar aur sleeveless kameezpahena hua thaa jisme takreeban 3 inch ki mummo ki ghaati dikh rahi thee. Vicky hee toh aa raha hai soch wo kuch upar nahin leti. Thodi der mein Vicky aa jaata hai. Agle 5 minute mein wo batata hai ki kaise usay faayda hua.
Vicky – memsaab ek thank you kiss banti hai
Ayesha – ye kisses kuchh zyada nahin ho rahi
Vicky – mat do memsaab, honay do mera nuksaan
Ayesha ko baat chubh jaati hai, kahin na kahin market mein us gunde se bachaane ke liye wo Vicky ki tahe dil se shukrguzaar thee. Dimaag ke kisi konay mein, Vicky ka naam rakhwaala shabd se jud gaya thaa.
Ayesha – tera nuksaan nahin hona chahiye – khush
Vicky – aaj good luck ke saath penalty bhi hogi
Ayesha – achha baba tu khush rahe
Vicky – khadi ho jaao
Ayesha khadi ho jaati hai aur jaise hai. Hamesha ki tarah aadat anusar Ayesha ne ghar pe bhi kareeb chaar inch unchi pencil ke kaale sandal pahan rakhe the. Vicky uski gardan pe apne honth chipkaata hai, paas mein padi landline ki ghanti baj jaati hai. Phone pe caller Id lagi dekh wo samajh jaati hai ki wo Mohd ka phone hai.
Ayesha – Vicky phone hai
Vicky – uthaa lo, mera good luck mat kharab karo
Ayesha “good luck mat kharaab karo” pe hans padti hai aur phone uthaa leti hai. Ab hua aise ki phone ki taar aur Ayesha ke jism ke beech mein Vicky hai aur uska moonh Ayesha ki gardan pe hai aur uske haath uske hips se thoda sa upar.
Mohd – hello kaisee ho
Ayesha – theek hoon
Mohd – yaar main thoda late ho jaaunga
Ayesha – kitna late
Abhi tak Vicky kiss kar raha thaa aur ab uski jeebh bhi baahar aa gayi thee aur wo Ayesha ki gardan ko chaat raha thaa. Laal surk kameez mein gori chitti Ayesha nikhar ke aa rahi thee, tight kameez mein uski uroz baahar aane ko aatur thhey. Kaun aisa mauka chhodta. Vicky ne kaunsa usko apni bahen maana tha. Ayesha ki saanse bhaari honay lagin
Mohd – baj jaayenge 10
Ayesha – 10 …… hmmmmmm
Itne mein Vicky ka haath aayesha ke hips pe chala jaaata hai, wo ekdum saans rok leti hai, thoda gap banaane ke liye wo peechhe hoti hai but peeche ki deewar pe chipak jaati hai, Vicky bhi uske saath peeche ho jaata hai, is movement mein uska haath kisi showpiece pe lagta hai aur wo neeche girta hai. Toot ta nahin hai but aawaaz hoti hai.
Mohd – kya hua
Ayesha – hmmm kuch nahin mmmm haath lag gaya tha metal ka piece gir gaya.
Abhi tak Vicky gardan ki left side pe chipka hota hai but mauke pe chauka maarte hue right side bhi ho jaata hai. Ayesha ki bhari bhari jhaangho ko koi cheez kiss karti hai. Ye apne Vicky ka lund tha jo ekdum mustaid tha.
Ayesha – hmmmm
Mohd – kya hua
Ayesha –kuchh bhi toh nahin
Mohd – ye saanse kyon bhaari ho rahi hain
Ayesha – arrey aapke phone se just pahele kuchh kha pee rahi thee, achanak phone aa gaya toh dhang se settle nahin ho payi.
Vicky ek second ke liye upar dekhta hai aur Ayesha neeche dono ki aankhe milti hain, wo usay hatne ka ishaara karti hai. Vicky mauke ko samajhte hue hat jaata hai.
Mohd – koi ghar par aaya hua hai kya
Ayesha – kaun aayega
Mohd – wo wo Vi…. Haan kaun aayega
Idhar Mohd ka dimaag ghoom raha hai ki kya wo Vicky se bachne ki koshish kar rahi thee yaa saath de rahi thee ki metal ka showpiece gir gaya. Kya chal raha hoga, kya wo usko daba raha thaa jab wo phone pe thee.
Ayesha – kya ho gaya
Mohd – Sorry sorry kuchh nahin
Ayesha – ok bye
Call khatm.
Ayesha – Vicky kya kar rahe thhey, ye toh dekh lete ki phone hai
Vicky sar jhuka ke baitha raheta hai
Ayesha – waise Vicky kitne paise bane aaj
Vicky – memsaab takreeban 8000
Ayesha – 8000 !!!!
Ayesha – Bahut dum hai meri good luck kiss mein
Vicky smile karta hai - Memsaab kal shares nahin khelunga
Ayesha – kya hua
Vicky – kal shraadh hai papa mummy aur sister ka
Ayesha – Oh
Vicky – Bas samajh lo aap ki isee kaam ke liye zinda hoon (aur Vicky ki aankhe nam ho jaati hain)
Ayesha – Vicky rotay nahin hain, main hoon na (kahete hue wo uske saath baith jaati hai aur side se hug karti hai)
Vicky apna sir uske kandhe pe rakh deta hai aur thodi der chup raheta hai.
Ayesha – Vicky Vicky kuchh toh bol….
Vicky – memsaab sach kahun, aap ab bahut important hotay jaa rahe ho mere liye
Ayesha – thanks Vicky
Vicky – memsaab 4 din ke baad Navratri shuru hain, dandiya yaad hai na
Ayesha – haan ji, bahut aag lagi hai mujhe us lehenge choli mein dekhne ki, kameene main sab samajhti hoon
Vicky – ab kya Karen, mard hoon
Ayesha – chhotu mard
Vicky – haan kad mein chhotu sahi par us Mohammad ki tarah fattu toh nahin hoon
Vicky – saala naa mard
Ayesha – Vicky aisa nahin boltay
Vicky – arrey memsaab kya nahin bolte, saala ladkar haar jaata toh bhi izzat karta uski.. fattu
Ayesha – wo fattu sahi… tu toh hai na mera mard… matlab mere liye…
Vicky – haan haan main hoon na
Vicky – kabhi us gadhe ko chhodne ka man kare toh yaad rakhna main tayaar hoon aapko apna banaane ke liye
Ayesha – haan badmaash zaroor….
Agli subah Vicky uthta hai, khud ***** bhoj banata hai, akele bada honay ki wajah se usaay khud khana banana aata tha. Wo ek achha cook bhi tha. Mandir jaakar ek pandit panditayan ko bulaata hai aur unko poori shradhha se bhojan karwata hai aur daan dakshina dekar vida karta hai. Uska man aaj bhaari thaa, ro raha thaa baar baar. Koi nahin thaa uske saath. Wo 2-3 baar balcony mein gaya thaa waise hee, 1-2 baar Ayesha ne dekha ki wo kitna udaas tha. Wo samajh sakti thee par kuchh kar nahin sakti thee. Takreeban 2.30pm pe Ayesha ne Vicky ko call kiya.
Vicky – hello memsaab
Ayesha – kaise ho Vicky
Vicky – ji theek hoon
Ayesha – Samajh sakti hoon ki udaas hogey
Vicky – ji
Ayesha – Achcha jo shraadh mein karna hota hai, wo sab theek ho gaya
Vicky – ji
Ayesha – dekho mujhse zyada toh pata nahin hai
Vicky – aapne pooch liya wohi bahut badi baat hai
Vicky – waise ***** bhoj maine khud banaya tha
Ayesha - waah, toh tumhe cooking bhi aati hai
Vicky – memsaab akela bada hua hoon, ye toh seekhna hee tha
Ayesha – khaana swaad banaate ho
Vicky – kheer banaayi hai, laata hoon, khud check kar lena
Ayesha – hmmmmm
Thodi der mein Vicky Ayesha ke saamne baitha tha. Ayesha ne ek tight si salwar kameez paheni thee jiska gala deep aur chauda thaa aur peeche se bhi peeth bhi gaheri thee. Ayesha ko aise suit pasand thhey.
Ayesha – laa Vicky kheer de mujhe
Vicky – main khilaunga
Ayesha – main khalungi
Vicky – kaha na main khilaunga
Ayesha – achha baba
Vicky chamach le aata hai aur bade pyaar se Ayesha ko khilaane lagta hai
Ayesha – mmmmm bahut swaad hai
Vicky – dekh lo shaadi kar lo mujhse, fattu ki jagah mard milega aur cook bhi
Ayesha – ha ha ha zaroor
Vicky ke saamne Ayesha ke ubhaar hotay hain, wo dekh raha hota hai aur Ayesha pakad leti hai.
Ayesha – Vicky…
Vicky – dekhne do na, mard hoon, fattu nahin
Ayesha chup ho jaati hai and sir side mein karke halki si smile karti hai.
Vicky – dekh loon memsaab
Ayesha – mard poochte hain kya…… nahin nahin
Vicky muskukaraata hai
Vicky – memsaab aapko uppar waaley ne tassalli se overtime mein banaya hoga.
Ayesha smiles.