26-11-2019, 05:32 PM
Jab main nahaakar baahar nikla to main bilkul fresh feel kar raha tha. Sirf tauliya lapete hue jab main apne room mein ghusa to bed par Munni Bua neeche paer latkaa kar baithi hui thi, aur shaayad mera intejaar kar rahi thi. Bua ko akele wahan maine baitha dekh, maine wo towel bhi haath se chhod kar, use neeche sarak kar, gir jaane diya. Maine jaan boojhkar, Bua se poocha, “Mummy kahan hai?”
"Paas se hi shopping karne gayi hai. Lekin pahle tum ye bataao, ki wo sab tum kyaa bol rahe the?” Munni Bua ne apni pahli ungali meri taraf karte hue poocha. Maine sharam se apne galti sweekar karte hue, apna sir neeche jhuka liya.
"I'm sorry. Lekin shaayad mujhe pasand nahi ahi ki koi peenth peeche mere baare mein baatein kare," maine seedha sapaat uttar diya.
"Tum pata nahi kya oot pataang soch rahe ho, ki naa jaane hum dono tumhaare baare mein kya kyaa baatein kar rahe the? Ki kaise maine kal tumhaare lund ko choosa? Ya kaise kal tumne pahli baar meri chudaai ki? Kya tum ye soch ke pareshaan ho?" Bua ne oonchi awaaj mein poocha.
"Nahi... Bua aisa kuch nahi... main aisa kuch nahi soch raha. Main itna bewkoof bhi nahi hoon!" main ye bolte hue apne man hi man realise bhi kar raha tha, ki shaayad main thoda bewkoof sahi mein hoon. Bas mujhe isi baat ki chinta thi, ki jo kuch maine Munni Bua ke saath share kiya hai, wo mummy ko usme se kitna bata rahi hain.
"Vishal tum ek baat suno, aur samajh lo, ki tumhaari mummy, kisi bhi aur maa ki tarah, tumhaare baare mein chinta karti hain. Wo tumko pyaar karti hain... ye tumko bhi pata hai. Aur tumkio ye bhi pata hai ki wo tumhaare liye hameshaa bhala hi chaahati hai.
"Haan, wo to mujhe maloom hai." Maine neeche, apne paeron ki taraf dekhte hue bola, main Bua ki aankhon mein aankhein daal kar baat karne ki himmat nahi juta paa raha tha. “Lekin... aapne unko kya kya bataaya?” Miane poocha, mujhe ye jaane bina chain nahi pad raha tha ki un dono mein mere baare mein kya kya baatein hui. Ye sunkar Munnii Bua hansne lagi.
"Theek hai, main bataati hoon, tumhaari mummy bas ye jaanana chaahati thi ki kya tumne kabhi kisi ladki ko choda hai, ya bas abhi tak upar upar tak hi seemit ho. Unhone mujhse bas ye poocha tha.”
"Aap majaak kar rahi ho? Kya sach mein unhone aisa poocha tha? Lekin kyon?"
"Kyon ki unko pata hai kit um bahut seedhe ho, aur ladkiyon ke saath jyaada comfortable feel nahi karte ho. Wo tumko bachpan se jaanti hain. Aur unko ye bhi pata hai, ki bahut dinon se tum Tanya se miljul bhi nahi rahe ho. Unko shaayad laga hoga, ki hum dono ek doosre se saari baatein kar lete hain, to ho sakta hai tumne mujhe kuch bataaya ho.”
"Aapne mummy ko kya bataaya?" maine poocha. Munni Bua ek kutil muskaan ke saaath muskuraayi.
"Bas wo hi jo wo sunana chaahati thi. Maine bataya ki mujhe nahi lagta ki tumne aaj tak ek bhi ladki naa chodi ho."
"Kya? Aapne ye kah diya?"
"Oh... baat ko samjho Vishal, maine pakke taur par kuch nahi kaha. Bas ye kaha ki mujhe shaq hai, ki tum chudaai kar chuke ho. Maine aisa kuch detail mein nahi bataaya ki tum kis ladki ko kab aur kahan chod chuke ho. Lekin maine ye jaroor bata diya, ki sex ke maamale mein tum ustaad ho, us area mein tumhaari mummy ko chinta karne ki koi jaroorat nahi hai.
"Lekin waise, mummy ko meri sex life ke baare mein chinta karne ki kya jaroorat hai?"
"Jaroorat hai, kyon ki wo nahi chaahti ki tumhaari jindagi mein kuch bhi galat ho, jiske liye baad mein pachtaana pade,” Munni Bua ne anubhavi andaaj mein kaha. Kuch der tak hum dono mein se koi kuch nahi bola, room mein shaanti chhaa gayi. Lekin mujhe pata tha, ki wo bahut kuch mummy ko bata chuki hai, bahut kuch.
"Aapne aur kya kya baatein ki?" maine poocha.
"Tumko to maloom hi hai Vishal, main kis haal mein akelepan se bore hokar jee rahi hoon. Lekin pata nahi mujhe tumko ye bataana chaahiye ya nahi, lekin sach ye hai ki tumhaare papa bhi doodh ke dhule hue nahi hain!"
"Aap kahana kya chaahti ho Bua?"
"Main ye kahana chaahati hoon ki.... tumhaari mummy ko tumhaare papa ke kisi aurat ke saath chal rahe chakkar ke baare mein pichale ek saal se maloom hai."
"Papa...?"
Munni Bua ne hataasha mein apna sir hilaaya.
"Isi wajah se kuch dinon ke liye main yahan par rahne ke liye aayi thi, Vishal. Aisa nahi hai ki main ghoomane ya change ke liye yahan par aayi thi. Sach mein, maine is baare mein bahut socha, aur koi raasta dhoondhane ki koshish ki. Aur jis tarah se tumhaari mummy is daur se gujar rahi thi, usko bhi kisi ke saath ki jaroorat thi.”
"Lekin wo dono to ek doosre ke saath hamesha bahut kushh rahte hain, aapne to dekha hi tha kal raat. Aap ko nahi lagta, wo dono ya to jabardast acting kar rahe hain, ya fir bahut khush hain. Mere to kuch samajh mein nahi aa raha.”
“Haan, tum sahi kah rahe ho Vishal, tumhaari mummy ke mutaabik, pichale ek saal mein pahli baar unhone aapas mein is tarah ka vyavhaar kiya hai. Aur jahan tak tumhaari mummy ko haal filhaal ki yaad hai, shaayad pahli baar tumhaare papa ne unko koi aisa gift diya hai. Tumhaari mummy ke anusaar, diamond ka present to ek tarah se "I'm sorry" present tha. Aur shayad tha bhi. Ho sakta hai, unki married life mein sab khushiyaan laut aayein, aur ho sakta hai, ki shaayad kabhi naa lautein. Is duniya mein koi perfect nahi hai, na to tumhaare mummy papa. Naa hi tum...naa hi main. Aur shaayad koi nahi!"
"Aap sahi kah rahi ho Bua, main bhi is baat ko maanata hoon," main Bua se bola. "Lekin aap jaisa bata rahi hain, aisa kaise ho sakta hai ki mummy aur papa ne pichale ek saal se sex kiya hi naa ho?”
"Tumhaari mummy ne to mujhe aisa hi bataaya Vishal, aur saath mein kuch aur bhi. Tum ko to shaayad maloom hi hai ki tumhaari mummy aaj bhi kitni kaamuk aur sexy hain, aur agar nahi maloom to sun lo ki tumhaari mummy ko bhi apne sharir ki aag ko thanda karne ke liye wo sab chaahiye, jo ki mujhe chaahiye.
Tumhaari mummy ki bhi jarooraatein hain, khwaahish hain, main is baat ko behtar samajh sakti hoon, hum dono ki age mein jyaada difference bhi nahi hai. Wo naa jaane kitne dinon se apne aap par kaboo rakhe hue hain, lekin agar unke sabr ka baandh toot gaya, aur usne kisi aur ke saath sambandh bana liye, fir sab kuch haath se nikal jaayega. Tum samajh rahe ho main kya kah rahi hoon?”
Main samajh raha tha. Lekin jo kuch maine suna, mujhe apne kaanon par vishwaas nahi ho raha tha. Main sapne mein bhi nahi soch sakta tha, ki meri mummy kisi aur ke saath sambandh banaayegi. Meri mummy us tarah ki nahi thi, aur na hi unka swabhaav aur character us tarah ka tha. Maine ye sab baatein jab Munni Bua ko boli, to thodi der Bua sunati rahi, fir boli, “Vishal, tumhaari mummy ki jismaani jaarooartein jo ki poori nahi ho rahi hain, kisi bhi aur normal aurat ki hi tarah hain.”
“Ab hum bekaar mein time wase kar rahe hain, tumhaari mummy naa jaane kab shopping se laut kar aa jaayein. Ab bina tima waste kiye, tum yahaan aao, main tumhaare lund ko choos leti hoon.” Bua to jaise Viagra ki tarah thi, abhi thodi der pahle to main muth maar ke aaya tha, lekin jaise hi unhone mujhe apne mummay dikhaaye, mere lund fir tan ke khada ho gaya, maano maine shilajeet kha rakhi ho.
Bua bed ke kinaare par baithe hue, mere lund par apni jeebh fira kar use geela karne lagi, aur fir apni jeebh lund ke supaade par firaane lagi, maine dekha Bua ne wo diamond ke ear rings pahan rakhe the. “Bua, hum kyon na ek tarkeeb nikaalein, jis se galti hone ki sambhaavna bilkul naa rahe?” maine poocha.
“Kaisi tarkeeb? Tum kahna kya chaahate ho?” Mere lund ko apne moonh mein ghusaaye hue hi Bua ne poocha. “Aapke ye ear rings. Main aap ke in ear rings ko dekh ke aap ko pehchaan lunga, ki ye aap hi ho.” Munnu bua lund ko chooste hue, hans ko boli, ye to bahut interesting hai.
"Theek hai, main hameshaa in ear rings ko pahne rahungi, jis se ye khatra to nahi rahega, ki galti se tum peeche se jaakar apni mummy ke mummon ko hi na dabaane lago.”
"Bua, vishwaas karo, aisa fir kabhi nahi hoga,"maine confidently kaha. "Mujhse aisi galti fir kabhi nahi hogi."
“Aisi galti ab karna bhi mat, ab bahut baatein ho gayi. Tum kya chaahate ho main kya isko choosati hi rahoon?” Bua ne kaamuk andaaj mein kaha. Maine apne moonh par taala laga liya, aur apne haath neeche le jaakar, Bua ke mummon ko dabaane aur masalne laga. Aaahhhh... mummon ko dabaane ka maja hi kuch aur hai, maine man hi man socha. “Batchodi se ye laakh guna behtar hai.....!”
"Paas se hi shopping karne gayi hai. Lekin pahle tum ye bataao, ki wo sab tum kyaa bol rahe the?” Munni Bua ne apni pahli ungali meri taraf karte hue poocha. Maine sharam se apne galti sweekar karte hue, apna sir neeche jhuka liya.
"I'm sorry. Lekin shaayad mujhe pasand nahi ahi ki koi peenth peeche mere baare mein baatein kare," maine seedha sapaat uttar diya.
"Tum pata nahi kya oot pataang soch rahe ho, ki naa jaane hum dono tumhaare baare mein kya kyaa baatein kar rahe the? Ki kaise maine kal tumhaare lund ko choosa? Ya kaise kal tumne pahli baar meri chudaai ki? Kya tum ye soch ke pareshaan ho?" Bua ne oonchi awaaj mein poocha.
"Nahi... Bua aisa kuch nahi... main aisa kuch nahi soch raha. Main itna bewkoof bhi nahi hoon!" main ye bolte hue apne man hi man realise bhi kar raha tha, ki shaayad main thoda bewkoof sahi mein hoon. Bas mujhe isi baat ki chinta thi, ki jo kuch maine Munni Bua ke saath share kiya hai, wo mummy ko usme se kitna bata rahi hain.
"Vishal tum ek baat suno, aur samajh lo, ki tumhaari mummy, kisi bhi aur maa ki tarah, tumhaare baare mein chinta karti hain. Wo tumko pyaar karti hain... ye tumko bhi pata hai. Aur tumkio ye bhi pata hai ki wo tumhaare liye hameshaa bhala hi chaahati hai.
"Haan, wo to mujhe maloom hai." Maine neeche, apne paeron ki taraf dekhte hue bola, main Bua ki aankhon mein aankhein daal kar baat karne ki himmat nahi juta paa raha tha. “Lekin... aapne unko kya kya bataaya?” Miane poocha, mujhe ye jaane bina chain nahi pad raha tha ki un dono mein mere baare mein kya kya baatein hui. Ye sunkar Munnii Bua hansne lagi.
"Theek hai, main bataati hoon, tumhaari mummy bas ye jaanana chaahati thi ki kya tumne kabhi kisi ladki ko choda hai, ya bas abhi tak upar upar tak hi seemit ho. Unhone mujhse bas ye poocha tha.”
"Aap majaak kar rahi ho? Kya sach mein unhone aisa poocha tha? Lekin kyon?"
"Kyon ki unko pata hai kit um bahut seedhe ho, aur ladkiyon ke saath jyaada comfortable feel nahi karte ho. Wo tumko bachpan se jaanti hain. Aur unko ye bhi pata hai, ki bahut dinon se tum Tanya se miljul bhi nahi rahe ho. Unko shaayad laga hoga, ki hum dono ek doosre se saari baatein kar lete hain, to ho sakta hai tumne mujhe kuch bataaya ho.”
"Aapne mummy ko kya bataaya?" maine poocha. Munni Bua ek kutil muskaan ke saaath muskuraayi.
"Bas wo hi jo wo sunana chaahati thi. Maine bataya ki mujhe nahi lagta ki tumne aaj tak ek bhi ladki naa chodi ho."
"Kya? Aapne ye kah diya?"
"Oh... baat ko samjho Vishal, maine pakke taur par kuch nahi kaha. Bas ye kaha ki mujhe shaq hai, ki tum chudaai kar chuke ho. Maine aisa kuch detail mein nahi bataaya ki tum kis ladki ko kab aur kahan chod chuke ho. Lekin maine ye jaroor bata diya, ki sex ke maamale mein tum ustaad ho, us area mein tumhaari mummy ko chinta karne ki koi jaroorat nahi hai.
"Lekin waise, mummy ko meri sex life ke baare mein chinta karne ki kya jaroorat hai?"
"Jaroorat hai, kyon ki wo nahi chaahti ki tumhaari jindagi mein kuch bhi galat ho, jiske liye baad mein pachtaana pade,” Munni Bua ne anubhavi andaaj mein kaha. Kuch der tak hum dono mein se koi kuch nahi bola, room mein shaanti chhaa gayi. Lekin mujhe pata tha, ki wo bahut kuch mummy ko bata chuki hai, bahut kuch.
"Aapne aur kya kya baatein ki?" maine poocha.
"Tumko to maloom hi hai Vishal, main kis haal mein akelepan se bore hokar jee rahi hoon. Lekin pata nahi mujhe tumko ye bataana chaahiye ya nahi, lekin sach ye hai ki tumhaare papa bhi doodh ke dhule hue nahi hain!"
"Aap kahana kya chaahti ho Bua?"
"Main ye kahana chaahati hoon ki.... tumhaari mummy ko tumhaare papa ke kisi aurat ke saath chal rahe chakkar ke baare mein pichale ek saal se maloom hai."
"Papa...?"
Munni Bua ne hataasha mein apna sir hilaaya.
"Isi wajah se kuch dinon ke liye main yahan par rahne ke liye aayi thi, Vishal. Aisa nahi hai ki main ghoomane ya change ke liye yahan par aayi thi. Sach mein, maine is baare mein bahut socha, aur koi raasta dhoondhane ki koshish ki. Aur jis tarah se tumhaari mummy is daur se gujar rahi thi, usko bhi kisi ke saath ki jaroorat thi.”
"Lekin wo dono to ek doosre ke saath hamesha bahut kushh rahte hain, aapne to dekha hi tha kal raat. Aap ko nahi lagta, wo dono ya to jabardast acting kar rahe hain, ya fir bahut khush hain. Mere to kuch samajh mein nahi aa raha.”
“Haan, tum sahi kah rahe ho Vishal, tumhaari mummy ke mutaabik, pichale ek saal mein pahli baar unhone aapas mein is tarah ka vyavhaar kiya hai. Aur jahan tak tumhaari mummy ko haal filhaal ki yaad hai, shaayad pahli baar tumhaare papa ne unko koi aisa gift diya hai. Tumhaari mummy ke anusaar, diamond ka present to ek tarah se "I'm sorry" present tha. Aur shayad tha bhi. Ho sakta hai, unki married life mein sab khushiyaan laut aayein, aur ho sakta hai, ki shaayad kabhi naa lautein. Is duniya mein koi perfect nahi hai, na to tumhaare mummy papa. Naa hi tum...naa hi main. Aur shaayad koi nahi!"
"Aap sahi kah rahi ho Bua, main bhi is baat ko maanata hoon," main Bua se bola. "Lekin aap jaisa bata rahi hain, aisa kaise ho sakta hai ki mummy aur papa ne pichale ek saal se sex kiya hi naa ho?”
"Tumhaari mummy ne to mujhe aisa hi bataaya Vishal, aur saath mein kuch aur bhi. Tum ko to shaayad maloom hi hai ki tumhaari mummy aaj bhi kitni kaamuk aur sexy hain, aur agar nahi maloom to sun lo ki tumhaari mummy ko bhi apne sharir ki aag ko thanda karne ke liye wo sab chaahiye, jo ki mujhe chaahiye.
Tumhaari mummy ki bhi jarooraatein hain, khwaahish hain, main is baat ko behtar samajh sakti hoon, hum dono ki age mein jyaada difference bhi nahi hai. Wo naa jaane kitne dinon se apne aap par kaboo rakhe hue hain, lekin agar unke sabr ka baandh toot gaya, aur usne kisi aur ke saath sambandh bana liye, fir sab kuch haath se nikal jaayega. Tum samajh rahe ho main kya kah rahi hoon?”
Main samajh raha tha. Lekin jo kuch maine suna, mujhe apne kaanon par vishwaas nahi ho raha tha. Main sapne mein bhi nahi soch sakta tha, ki meri mummy kisi aur ke saath sambandh banaayegi. Meri mummy us tarah ki nahi thi, aur na hi unka swabhaav aur character us tarah ka tha. Maine ye sab baatein jab Munni Bua ko boli, to thodi der Bua sunati rahi, fir boli, “Vishal, tumhaari mummy ki jismaani jaarooartein jo ki poori nahi ho rahi hain, kisi bhi aur normal aurat ki hi tarah hain.”
“Ab hum bekaar mein time wase kar rahe hain, tumhaari mummy naa jaane kab shopping se laut kar aa jaayein. Ab bina tima waste kiye, tum yahaan aao, main tumhaare lund ko choos leti hoon.” Bua to jaise Viagra ki tarah thi, abhi thodi der pahle to main muth maar ke aaya tha, lekin jaise hi unhone mujhe apne mummay dikhaaye, mere lund fir tan ke khada ho gaya, maano maine shilajeet kha rakhi ho.
Bua bed ke kinaare par baithe hue, mere lund par apni jeebh fira kar use geela karne lagi, aur fir apni jeebh lund ke supaade par firaane lagi, maine dekha Bua ne wo diamond ke ear rings pahan rakhe the. “Bua, hum kyon na ek tarkeeb nikaalein, jis se galti hone ki sambhaavna bilkul naa rahe?” maine poocha.
“Kaisi tarkeeb? Tum kahna kya chaahate ho?” Mere lund ko apne moonh mein ghusaaye hue hi Bua ne poocha. “Aapke ye ear rings. Main aap ke in ear rings ko dekh ke aap ko pehchaan lunga, ki ye aap hi ho.” Munnu bua lund ko chooste hue, hans ko boli, ye to bahut interesting hai.
"Theek hai, main hameshaa in ear rings ko pahne rahungi, jis se ye khatra to nahi rahega, ki galti se tum peeche se jaakar apni mummy ke mummon ko hi na dabaane lago.”
"Bua, vishwaas karo, aisa fir kabhi nahi hoga,"maine confidently kaha. "Mujhse aisi galti fir kabhi nahi hogi."
“Aisi galti ab karna bhi mat, ab bahut baatein ho gayi. Tum kya chaahate ho main kya isko choosati hi rahoon?” Bua ne kaamuk andaaj mein kaha. Maine apne moonh par taala laga liya, aur apne haath neeche le jaakar, Bua ke mummon ko dabaane aur masalne laga. Aaahhhh... mummon ko dabaane ka maja hi kuch aur hai, maine man hi man socha. “Batchodi se ye laakh guna behtar hai.....!”
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